Thread 151688167

UP THERE CAZALY
WHAT'S IT LIKE IN MELBOURNE CITY
YES IT'S TRUE
SUNS WON'T SCORE AS HIGH AS YOU
I SWEAR IT'S TRUE

>>151688167 (OP)
iggs

>>151688335
meant docks

>>151688671
no I didn't go dock with some other cunt

>>151689078
no but steven gay

Good morning alf

Tasmanians still complaining about how they dont want to build a new stadium kek

>>151691627
yeah quite a few haven't realised yet that without that stadium there is no devils

devils without the stadium is not an option. gil and dil have made that clear like 15 times now

>>151688335
crisp

micky sperg is not a woman
he's just a nonce who never posts about footy
but it's the jews fault he can't get a job
*sung to the tune of michael jackson's billie jean

Steven may be going to jail for assault?

>>151693856
He's an idiot, how can he not control himself?

>>151691627
Good because no one wants another team anyway.

"AFL players Dion Prestia and Steven May have been charged by police over their alleged involvement in a brawl in a Victorian coastal town last December.

Richmond's Prestia and Melbourne's May will face court next month.

Prestia is protesting his innocence after being charged on summons with recklessly causing serious injury.

"I have today been charged with the offense [sic] of recklessly causing serious injury as a result of an altercation that apparently took place on Boxing Day 2024 at Sorrento," he said in a statement issued by Richmond.

"I was not involved in the fight. I was not even physically present when it apparently took place.

"I deny that I am guilty of these offences and will strenuously defend these charges."

Melbourne's May, charged on summons with affray, has yet to comment publicly."

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-30/afl-dion-prestia-steven-may-charged-by-police/105950486

"Victoria Police says the number of fatal head-on crashes has increased by 75 per cent this year.

The number of lives lost of the state's roads is up by 18 on the same period last year.

Police will launch a road safety operation over the Melbourne Cup long weekend."

>>151688167 (OP)

Are you bastards excited for the 2026 season?

>>151696767
i am hoping my team will be much better than last year as they have a new coach so i am cautiously excited for next year

>>151697074
Coaches are useless

I never played cricket because I was always worried id be hit by the hard ball. That kid dying proves me correct

>>151697435
based anon who never played cricket with a tennis ball after school with the neighborhood kids

>>151691627
Which Tasmanians?

>>151696747
>Police will launch a road safety operation over the Melbourne Cup long weekend.
Won't make a difference when hundreds of thousands of new motorists suddenly on the road shouldn't be there at all.

>>151696767
>still 5 months away

Getting out of bed is overrated.

>tartaria mentioned
>w-we n-need to bake a newy

>>151699922
>The Greens
>'this disgusting interracial couple speaks for everyone'

>>151691627
Perfectly reasonable that Tasmanians don't want their state government to spend 10% of their revenue on a completely unnecessary and costly stadium. The AFL is being unreasonable

conservatards always talk about psyops and demotivation propaganda but are shit scared of brown people and jews who they think have much more societal power

>>151700116
proof?

anyone wanna come over my place?

Over the weekend, I was going to a property for inspection. No other people where there, the agent said "I know you, you've been searching for 2 years!" Then he followed me through the property yapping further "Are you just going to look and not buy", "Are you going to ever buy?" , When I left he even said "keep looking I'll see you in 2 years!"

I found the conduct of the agent to be harassing, and very, very unprofessional! Has he done a land and title search on me? Does he know whether or not I have any assets? What gives him the right to assume and degrade someone, making them feel uncomfortable. This agent is in Sydney. Is there anything I can do? Reporting his professional conduct?

>>151700249
you sure you have enough room in your cardboard box?

>>151700102
I'll never understand why people are resistant to their state governments using tax payer money to building something that actually generates revenue. People in South Australia said Adelaide Oval was unnecessary too. They spent $610 million on it 11 years ago and now it generates $150 million in revenue for the state annually.

Australia is fucked kek

>>151700304
Indeed.

>>151700293
To be fair, they have two AFL who play there, along with cricket in the summer, along with meme Gather Round, along with various concerts February-March/October-November

>>151700526
It's just an example. Tasmania presently has nothing. People constantly complain there's nothing to do there, this would actually give them weekly games, which would almost certainly sell out most weeks, Cricket games would be played there too, they get a suitable venue for attracting live touring entertainment; something they've lacked for decades, and if they have that stadium the AFL will definitely give them their own gather round for a few years minimum which would be an enormous boost to the state's economy. Stadiums aren't a short term thing, they're a part of the state for 50 years minimum and while there is the risk of them becoming a white elephant that won't be an issue for Tasmania because it's providing them with something they've lacked for so long. It's a no-brainer to me.

meant come over my face iykwim haha

>>151699922
where did you find this

Had a dream that GWS relocated to Adelaide
Spewing it wasn't real :(

>>151699922
I wonder how long the bloke on the left has been a "Tasmanian" iykwim haha

>>151700700
interracial-cuck-fantasies-for-chuds.com

>>151700733
Any brown person that's been in the country for 5 minutes is an Australian but you and your white ancestors are invaders living on stolen land.

>>151700252
He was just pissed off you weren't an Indian with 15 relatives pooling together an amount 100k over asking price.

>>151700753
proof?

*pumps housing market*

>>151700766
feelings > facts, chud.

>>151688335
Congratulations on Perth hosting the next Gay Games.Tella ya, my dick is going to see so much action, so many holes to fill

the only action your dick will see is the friction of the mattress as you take cock up your arse

>>151697435
pretty sure Hawke getting throat fucked by a fastball in the 80's playing pakipaddle was a good indication too

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>>151697435
>>151700811
Phil Hughes too
The sport's not as safe as many assume. It doesn't matter since it's dying very quickly anyway.

white ausfailans be like ahhhggllrhhgkkk this cricket ball to spicy hghhhjrkkk

>>151700808
please continue. also tell me what you're wearing. you might not have intended to fuel my fntasy but you have and now I have a little piece of you in my head. and you probably won't like what happens next.

>>151700862
brown australians be lik. actually there's no such thing as brown australiuans. only Whites are Australians. Anyone else is'nt. shrimple as.

*bangs pajeeta*

>>151701034
some indian women are gorgeous tbf

footjob from silky soft pale desi girl feet

>>151700792
how can they win something that isn't happening for like 5 years

>>151700792
go perth bears btw iykwim haha

>>151700748
Clicked but site must be down

/our/ grace has lost weight, looks good

>>151701653
micksperg DDOS'd it refreshing hoping for new vids to drop

>>151700293
Adelaide isn't in the arse end of nowhere with no native population worth shit and it doesn't cost an absolute mint to freight over the straight and it isn't an hour plane from a better city that doesn't have these issues. Concerts will play extra days in Melbourne and Sydney instead just like they do literally everywhere else where these factors all combine.

i got something in my arse end iykwim haha

>>151701715
lmao onya micky love ya stuff mate

>>151701689
Tasmania still has half a million people and if property prices and demographical shifts continue I can imagine that will increase beyond the projected growth over the next twenty years. The idea that performers and acts won't play there at all if they actually had a suitable venue to drive the government to incentivise any potential performers is preposterous but even if that was the case they would still have football and cricket played there year round.

why dont we just a bridge to tasmania

>>151701784
Well beyond the skillset of Australian tradesmen.

>>151701784
There's debate over building a stadium for $1 billion with tangible economic benefits, you think we'd ever be able to get a 250km bridge/tunnel that would cost upwards of $100 billion built?

>>151700102
>nooo don't use 10% of one year's budget to build an asset that will generate caah for 50 years you have to give that money to *checks notes* aboriginals, single mothers, retards and brown invaders
that said i hope they don't build it because i don't want the unholy abomination that is a 19 team fixture

>>151701775
There is no point playing there. It is poor, expensive to get to, not a prestigious or historic destination or venue and next door to a city with multiple world class venues, that is considerably cheaper to get shit to and is prestige and historic. Cunts don't play Sapporo, they play the Budokan or the Dome. Why? Cheaper, easier, better and anyone who would go to Sapporo can easily go to the Dome or Budokan.

>>151701784
If they can't even bridge Sicily (the land not the spastic) what hope do we have?

>LIVE FROM HER SOLD OUT SHOW IN... HOBART... THE QUEEN OF POP TAYLOR SWIFT
imagine seriously believing the developers and AFL house pricks with their hands out pushing this shit.

Plenty of artists a few rungs below taytay that would sell it out. Even local acts like Missy Higgins would do well there

are youse watching the baseball world series

there was a full squad of big booty azn grills at the gym today

>>151702134
based rhys

>>151701784
only if we can rename Tassie to Terrabithia. Continuing the genocide of the locals is a good start.

what is this diddy blud doing on the calculator
is blud epstein

>A free kick against if a player drops at the knees and is tackled
Uh, roachsisters?

>>151702161
Plain disrespectful to show a picture of deceased Aboriginal or Torres Strait islander peoples without a warning.

>i spend all my time in /afl/ posting about imaginary race bullshit while ignoring the actual reason behind why im poor and stupid
the retarded aus/pol/ blowie

how are you supposed to pick up the ball or explosively change direction without lowering your body and bending your knees?

who are you quoting?

>>151702193
death by immersion in an olympic swimming pool of bleach and lem0n juice...truly white debil magic

>>151702241
mickhead

>>151702231
>race is fake
>khazar larpers deserve a racial homeland

>>151702260
>immediately cries about jews
mickhead status: shattered

mickhead's a dickhead
mickhead's a dickhead
mickhead's a dickhead

>>151702268
I accept your concession that the khazars claims are bullshit.

>>151702255
put down waste management consultant as one of my 3 jobs I have to apply for this month. job is in canberra. contact name is micheal head.

>>151702274
ts would go hard to some heavy metal chorus

>>151702276
yes mate. we've all seen it. thanks for your contribution.

micktranny cries about commiepoofs and jews while benefiting from the commiepoof concept of welfare and using it to buy grog and hrt

>>151702280
take it to aus/pol/ you worthless alco blow in spastic

>>151702297
>everyone I disagree with is micktranny/muslim/nazi
Jew confirmed

>>151702276
>2014

>>151702305
No such thing as the jewish race.

>>151702306
i don't support israel stupid mickhead
go back

>>151702307
Here you go mate

>>151702274
the claps would give it some schoolyard nrg
I like this 90's urban interpretation outlining how like glowies like mick can also be based and definitely not a risk to your liberty and freedom. this, african americans can also be homosexual and not just thugs who rob and kill white people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2bkhRBHE2Q

>>151702306
>>everyone I disagree with is micktranny/muslim/nazi
>everyone I disagree with is a jew though and that isn't just as schizo
this broke mickhead

>>151702314
>we're pure jews!

>>151702312
bullshit and lies. apologise for perpetuating the myth that jews are not athletic or inspired lovers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_Marathon#

oh shit he's wheeling out the unsourced infographics

>>151702316
>2021

>>151702323
>admits he's a jew skitz
You do have a predisposition for it tbqhf

>>151702323
actually medicare broke him. bottom surgery isn't cheap nor always effective.

>>151702342
call him micky the way this mouse is trying to deflect from being called a blow-in

>americans have "taco bars" where they bring out ingredients and all the diners/guests have to make their own food
what the fuck is wrong with them

>claim to be racially pure jews
>most mutted genome in Europe
what did they mean by this?

>>151702373
this is how australian tradies build houses lol

>>151702377
how do you know they're mutted when dna tests are illegal in israel?

It's increasingly clear mick is lebanese

>>151702386
>all ashkenazim live in israel
hey tel aviv

>micksperg is a nonce!
>and he's also a tranny!
>and he's also an asio spy!
>and he's also a leb!
I MINDFUCKED you

>>151702393
>he must be muslim

makes sense

>>151702307
She's so cute. Absolutely mogs that taco girl that always gets posted in a swans guernsey.

I don't understand the modern age
https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Living/dictionary-67-2025-word-year/story?id=126947602

>>151702459
>americans
>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT AND BE A SELF-PROFESSED AUTHORITY ON YOUR OWN LANGUAGE THAT I BUTCHER
i hate them so much it's unreal

that chick on love island has massive tits
her arse is a fucking mess though

>>151702316
>dying of cancer
>prescribed eucalyptus leaves and bark

>>151702373
so it's diy sushi train?
sounds like its pretty low on the list of fucked up shit in america

>>151702500
what's her insta

>>151702379
kek

>>151702515
>get invited to dinner at someone's house
>be given ingredients and told to make it yourself

>>151702500
show arse

>>151702459
meant modern age of consent iykwim haha

The transgender paedophile Mick

mickhead mickhead you can call xim mickhead

>>151702521
but its a restaraunt. what point are you attempting to make. cook-your-own-steak restaraunts exist. hot pot joints are popular as shit. hell, if i go to a friends house for dinner,

-at this point you have to take a deep breath, because i will describe a normal socialo construct everyone outside this thread, if not at least 4channel understands-

I bring a bottle of wine as a gift, amybe we get asked to bring a salad or a side. i pay for this. and go to friends house, maybe I have a go on the bbq whilst talking about normie shit. this hsappens everyday all over the world. so again, what point are you desperately trying to make so you casn "WIN" in your greentext war of 1?

This shitheap of a general has never needed RC more.

retarded cunt can stay dead

you lads excited for the big game tomorrow night
north are breaking the win streak record

>>151702564
You're comparing bringing a salad to bringing lettuce, carrots, onion, and tomatoes and telling other guests to make it themselves.

>>151702544
>>151702556
It's rent free at this point.

>>151702567
shitbreath cocksucking pretend doctor fatcunt wog can stay gone.

Just got invited to a taco party on taco Tuesday gunna be epic.

>>151702373
mmm virgin taco

>5yo girl fighting for life after ute hits her outside Rouse Hill Public School in western Sydney
Yet more evidence that tradies are scum (and bad drivers).

>>151702608
horrible for all involved as the tradies girlfriend was most likely at the scene

>>151702618
She was the one hit

>>151702575
and the original post has zero bearing to your claim
>go to a restaraunt nwhere you can construct your own tacos just how you like!
not a them that everyone would dig but it's [alledgedly] a free country with a free market
>go in take a seat, there's 1,000,000 diufferent ingredients.
>make 20 cheesy, racoon-meat, marshmallow, tofu and pumpkin spice tacos because freedom and hungry and a spastic.
>pay with ebt because also nigger or beaner
>tip
>leave
its diy dinner, they pay the rrestarunt for the ingredients they have on offer to make their dinner. whats the problem?

>tradies mentioned
>45 seconds

>>151702608
might get abbie chatfield's take on it. maybe she was driving the ute?

https://www.tiktok.com/@the.tiser/video/7127934376507198722?lang=en&q=union%20power%20cfmeu&t=1761809919749

lol all the tradies stormed out

>https://www.realcommercial.com.au/news/chicken-wars-can-the-local-charcoal-chook-shop-survive-the-chain-takeover
The humble independent chicken shop is under threat from American-style fast-food chain slop.

>>151702636
>tan boots

>>151702688
good

>>151702373
25% tip btw. they have to tip the fucking checkout cunts at stadiums now lmao.

We live in a tradieocracy

>>151702702
I hired some peasant tradie to do a menial task that was below me, and when we were squaring finances at the end, he asked if I'd like to give a tip; to which I said
>Yeah, get a real job
and closed the door on that cuckolds face lmao

apparently people were lining up since 5am to try wendys opening in brisbane
good goy

>>151702719
Absolutely disgusting

always love when you see a fuckhead tradie in a ute weaving and dodging in traffic thinking they are the best driver
only for me casually plodding along in the other lane to meet up with them at the next lights

>>151702681
unlike you, they're not afraid of going outside

just logged on
any posts worthy of a hearty chuckle at
anyone else reckon "the feed" on Sportsbet is all just sloppa
are any of them actual organic humans behind those profiles

>>151702731
>see 50 leg multi at 2500 odds
>250 copies
they must rake it in from absolute spastics

>>151702735
yeah it's all gotta be ai sloppa shit
it's fucked

>>151702731
all my posts were really shit, but they were better than everyone elses.

>>151702740
yeh shits fucked ay

>>151702735
>they must rake it in from absolute spastics
where do you think tradies get all that money to blow on gamling apps? absolute spastic "clients" likethese larpers >>151702728 >>151702712

>>151701681
imagine the passionate, loving sex she and errol have been having during the offseason

>>151702719
i was in perth when their first krispy kreme opened. on opening weekend, they had one line waiting for the drive through that snaked through the KK carpark - about 70 cars there, then a second line in a bottom carpark about 500m away with another 100 or so cars queued there.

you had to line up first in the bottom carpark, get to the front of that line where a traffic janny would give you a raffle ticket, then you could drive up around to the main queue, hand over your ticket and they'd let you in the main queue. must have taken about an hour to get through.

it was a 24 hour joint and supposedly there were still queues at bullshit o clock.

all for a fuckn bang average doughnut chain and you could get their shit from 711 anyway

>>151702751
union POWER!
union POWER!
union POWER!

>>151702688
I'm not reading that but I think the loss-leading chooks at Coles and Woolies have threatened their business model a lot more than any other restaurants, other than i guess Red Rooster, which has managed to thrive despite increased competition and is actually doing better than ever.

>>151702761
Xaivier, thats not how you spell WHITE

didn't the ruck rule originally change to allow wrestling cause rucks were fucking their knees
love these spastic rule changes every 10 years

Food becomes 'slop' not only when it’s low-quality, but also when it’s served without respect for the ingredients, the eater, or for the act of eating itself.

shut the fuck up you blue plate gay cunt

>>151702789
enjoy your chemical piece of shit two-minute noodles fuckhead

everyday i think about tradies and americans

>>151702789
>t. slop enthusiast on a first-name basis with 10 different jeets

>>151702795
biz idea: taking in 1000000 tradies from ICE in america to build homes for the indians we need, and drink drive all over the place likely killing heaps of the indians we need on the road. it'll make the american president happy, it'll make the bsnkis happy, it'll please the indians, the market and the unions will somehow unite and claim its a moral victory as well as a victory for battlers and we can watch footy.

>>151702823
tl;dr

how does one even find 8 kun these days?

Is that neo nazi Tom Sewell a glowie?

>>151702831
the kun shop has them on order. cheaper by the dozen to.

>>151702835
no.

>>151702835
He looks like a glowie, and he talks like a glowie. A bloody gay blowie or something

so someone else died playing cricket
where can i sign up to get rid of some jeets

>>151702837
good one, can't find the current url

>>151702831
t. Pedo

>>151702839
kek, maybe he's the tradiesperg here

started finasteride lads, hope it works

>>151702856
its over
your dick wont work and the second you stop you will lose even more hair

>>151702835
he effectively killed the Australia anti-immigration rallies so yeah he's a glowie even if he doesn't know it

anglo nationalism doesn't need hortler nazi shit whatsoever

>>151702857
may as well give it a crack yknow

givin the kids my faves tomorrow

reeses peanut butter cups
nerds rope
troli gummy lollies

gona be a good day

>harmless people peacefully protesting wanting a better future for our country
>le chuck in a few men dressed in black to go punch abos at the same time
>LE NEO NAZI RALLIES XD
everyone sees through this right

>>151702844
there was a post yesterday saying ssoyjakparty hacked them and took them offline

>>151702842
we have tried to utiise cricket technology to kill indian scum but it needs to be scaled up to a magnitude we simply can't achieve yet.

>>151702867
If you really wanted a better future for the country you’d start hanging landlords. Complaining about brown people is just racism.

>>151702688
>oh no not the shitty 'slime slophouses

>>151702862
you get a point for having one. but probably not hair.Not like me. Mine cost 800,000 euros.

>>151702882
Your landlords will soon be faceless corporations. Good luck, commie.

>>151702882
but the landlords are increasingly People of Colour.

>>151702882
based spakker

2L tub of vanilla ice cream with two blocks of chocolate for dinner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy1YTWOlRiM&list=RDHy1YTWOlRiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWO718iy5mY&list=RDpWO718iy5mY

>>151702891
Really? That's ok then.

for me its taking the missus and cavoodle and lining up for 3 hours to get into the latest fad bakery to get a $30 almond croissant on a sunday morning, bonus points if it has a morning rave too

>>151702896
It's their turn. I LOVE the food too.

>one of the shittest footy seasons on record
>sucked all season
still miss footy

>>151702900
This. The food is worth every single bad thing about them.

>>151702895
>list
nice try

Racism is so fucking cringe

>>151702897
Lune crossaints are only complained about by people who
>can't afford them
>are too scared to go to Collingwood
>are simply too uneducated to KNOW REAL ARTISTRY
She turned her back on a career in F1 don't you know? A WOMAN in F1
DO BETTER. BUILD UP NOT PUNCH DOWN
BUY THE CROISSANT.

>>151702909
No room for racism.

What ever happened to that Blaire Cockhole guy from the united patriots front?

>>151702897
*waits til you get to the front of the line then circles and does a big poo in the shop*

>>151702909
and they say the right can't meme either. It's our turn next isn't it anon#422518

we're tribal nature, people support football teams for a reason
I think its fair to support people of the same origin as you, heckling other tribes is part of it

>>151702882
literally this

>>151702909
so much this
sex with refugees is jasmine scented and beautiful

>>151702882
>Yes, the bloke paying off an investment property because he was sick of his savings being pissed away through jew money printing is the enemy

I fuck plenty of refugees (women fleeing their marriages)

>Each Lune croissant is much more than the sum of its ingredients. It is a precise balance of science and craft. It takes patience and time, and is the result of experimentation, refinement, and physical hard work

fucking kek it literally sounds like foodcunt >>151702784

>>151702931
this is one in every 100 landlords, and they make a profit on it from negative gearing anyway. the rest are run by faceless mega corps, but you will still defend that because you're a stupid blow-in

steggles tempura nugs for dinner

>>151702940
Bullshit. Check your stats, fuckwit.

Still in shock a bit but I just had a white girl who was kinda cute just deliver my doordash.

>noooo what about the heccin millionaire with two houses
not falling for it spakker

>>151702946
had a tiny asian girl on a bike deliver my food once, felt so bad for her having to bike up the big hill to my place

grass for dinner

>>151702940
>>>reddit

>>151702951
imagine the sweaty bike shorts after her shift

>>151702957
>>>aus/pol/
go back where you blew in from

millionaires have always owned lots of properties
whats something thats now plentiful in this country that wasn't 70 years ago that could be causing this housing price problem

>>151702963
footy?

>>151702951
did you give her a tip?

>>151702963
>just plonk your debased savings in the jew casino, goy!
No

>>151702967
no, footy was around then too
try again

>>151702963
still millionaires because paul keating unfortunately made everyone exceedingly rich

>>151702894
Not that bad assuming it's dark chocolate

>>151702905
It's really not. East-Asian and Indian food is utter shit.

>>151702968
yeah like $1 lol

>>151702976
kek

>>151702946
what did you order? did you invite her inside?

commies cannot comprehend how people who have worked all their lives have accumulated more wealth than those a couple of years out of uni

>Eddie McGuire on a podcast
>Goes on about being ethnically Irish, working class catholic to the core, tough upbringing blah blah
>Lives in Toorak, st kevins literally in the suburb, st xavs in kew
>send sons to more elite anglican melbourne grammar

why is this race like this

Delivered slop services are Un-Australian and Un-White.

God I love belting jeets on chess.com

>>151702983
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

>>151702981
you tell em blow-in spastic

Aus/pol/spakka:
>jews own everything and that’s bad
Ordinary person:
>maybe we should start sharing that wealth around then
aus/pol/spakka:
>stfu commie

>>151702982
riveting read mate
im sure the podcast was even more exciting

>>151702980
Bacon and cheese zingerbox and no, she seemed a bit busy.

>>151702981
they also can't comprehend that money reflects value added. My mates dad was a deadshit tradie who designed a certain type of screw that saved companies/projects millions and became a millionaire himself. commies have no value at all (besides cannon fodder and rent a crowd for those fomenting civil unrest) thus useless.

Imagine how much cock Eddie must have sucked in his younger years to get where he is

>>151702991
turned it off after that

>bringing up homsexual sex COMPLETELY UNPROMPTED
What did /afl/ mean by this?

My political views are left-wing conservative.

>>151702990
>target middle class landlords
>This will teach those billionaire jew banksters
What did you mean by this, Moshe.

>>151703002
>middle class landlords

>>151702982
Australia is so culturally desolate that we worship working class "tradies" of all people, it's embarrassing

>>151703007
>tradies
>working class

>>151703006
yes?

>if i invent a stereotype of commies and pretend i know anything about what they believe then i can win any argument against them
this is why you blow-ins need to fuck off, you know nothing about anything and yet speak with such moronic confidence

>>151703014
settle petal

baristas with sociology degrees are the REAL working class

yor mums working dis ass

steven may be a fuckwit

steven may need help

>I can’t really afford my rent and it’s unlikely I’ll ever be able to break into the property market

>STFU COMMIE

One of us has the largest penis in this thread. And one the smallest.

>>151703044
/nrl/ v /afl/ nrl is teh blak dude

this nrl posters responds very quickly to dick and ball posts

communism is such feminine energy
>i am completely without agency and need a big daddy to sort out everything for me
fuck off

6 7

capitalism is such feminine energy
>i am completely without agency and need a big daddy to sort out everything for me
fuck off

>>151703060
this

kek seething

Give it a fucking rest mate

>>151703070
every single one of these girls would get pregnant by me

>>151703070
kek you just gave mick a panic attack

Reckon I know a bloke who posts in here

hey mate

gday daz

hows it goin?

what are you doing to better your situation?

>>151703088
learning a trade

>>151703088
publicly acknowledging exactly who and what is responsible

When I was a teenager I used toothpaste as lube and after I came it burnt my cock and I was in discomfort for about half an hour

>>151703088
i'm already a millionaire

the things cut fags do to wank lmao

We need to build public baths. Promotes health, hygiene, and nudity.

>>151703088
drug trafficking
human trafficking
tobacco imports
indentured "student" workers staffing my convenience stores and restaurants

I have all the symptoms of a childhood sexual assault victim but can’t remember any assault happening

costco 'za for dindins

>>151703117
it was when your "uncle" gary played bird and worm with you in the bath

t. had a life crushing awakening lying in bed at 32

>>151703126
For real?

I’ve seen several psychologists and they’ve all gone about asking me if I had a troubling childhood when I describe my symptoms.

Plus I’ve always been turned on by gay shit and acts of being gay despite finding it disgusting

got those double crush ball flavoured manchesters. mint and cherry. i liked the mint one but fucken hell the cherry is overwhelming, take a drag and taste nothing but cherry. not nice

>>151703088
watching statchat on youtube

>>151703132
>illegal cigarettes
Shalom.

ate too much bread
feel fat

tradies, everybody loves good tradies

Gotta get a haircut tomorrow. Another $35 down the drain

looking sharp mate

not opting for the $60+ skin fade (includes complementary drink and hot towel)?

i deserve other peoples money

the chad bald vs the virgin hair

>>151703154
crisp mickhead, the dole bludging tranny parasite

do girls like men with long hair?

>>151703144
started going to this young bloke down the street cutting hair in his parents garage for $10. kid only knows the zoomer cuts but can do a short back and sides, just have to remind him to take a bit off the top so not to have the brocolli head

>>151703154
crisp tradie claiming gov subsidies

haven't been to a hairdresser since high school

having hair on your head is such feminine energy
>i am completely without agency and need a big daddy hairdresser to sort out everything for me
fuck off

>just cut your own hair bro and save money!
>t. looks like a cast member from jarhead

hsgf is a prentice hairo she cuts it

if shes a prenno she cant be a hsgf ya drongo

>>151703154
crisp "farmer" (ie welfare queen)

sorry meant preggo (by me)

guess who's back
back again
mickynonce
he blew in

in a bit of a tiz mate. on the red cordial again are we?

Gonna go beat the shit out of someone. Be back soon with details.

got a bad feeling about tonight, not sure why

Turns out the kid who died playing cricket was training to be an AFL umpire.
No sympathy.

The death of any child is a tragedy.

>>151703202
What if it's a jeetlet

>>151703154
Based CEO of an AI company

>>151703154
honestly some people have free money taps and others don't, there's no point feeling guilty about it, they don't.

>>151703060
>marxist completely inverts word meanings to further his sophistry
how typical

I'm not a socialist, but I get it.
Commies can get the rope though as far as I'm concerned.

>>151703088
it's an interesting discussion

socialists are just dishonest commies

need some interesting youtube channel recs, preferably not american

>>151703273
diy perks

>>151703279
ta mate

>>151703279
finna try that wooden case ps5 build one day

steven may be charged
dion charges pressedtia

>>151703273
The Aesthetic City

the housing crisis is literally due to government interference in the market
>infinite immigration to ensure house prices and bank profits can never go down under any circumstances
>tax handouts to investors

>>151703319
cheers, based architecture sperg

>>151703014
it's true with tradies though. IT IS IT IS IT IS IT IS I'M NOT AFRAID OF TRADIES I AM THE DANGER LEAVE MY MUM ALONE WHY DID DAD LEAVE US GO AWAYYYYYY

>>151703322
forgot
>lock up land releases
>what little is released is allowed to be sat on by developers and trickled onto the market to keep prices high
among others

>>151703075
reckon bloke in the middle's already given their eggs a hot shot of his homemade hollaindase sawce

>>151702906
stupid youtube

they're legit links
just wanted to spread the holiday spirit is all :(

>>151703322
>>151703366
don't forget it's all based on fake money fiat fuckery

>>151703229
capitalist: relies on state monopoly of force and crying about being wronged to the state to get any form of remedy
communist: relies on state monopoly of force and crying about being wronged to the state to get any form of remedy
both are relentlessly femcoded

ab doms is crazy

jesus christ...what have I done

WELL DO YA
DOYA DOYA WANNA
DO YA WANNA GO
SOMEWHERE WE HAVEN'T BEEN BEFORE

Angus Brayshaw's itt again. someone get him home safe please.

>>151702616
That cunt deserved a beating

>>151703400
?

>Be Australian
>Can't have a barbie anymore

i like how green retards think electricity is magic

>>151703432
really not sure what being aware of racial injustices and inequalities has to do with cooking food outside with gas

>>151703441
white man magic

how to extract the energy of nick daicos flying from a shrug

>>151703432
Gooks need that gas for nothing more than you, planet destroying chud

Just ate some two minute noodles for din dinz.

>>151703495
kek

>>151703495
nuclear flopsion

the fuck are you babbling on about now

>As many as 150,000 Aussies are set to lose their jobs on the back of this massive company going all in on artificial intelligence.

>That’s bad news for the reported eight million Uber drivers around the world, both ride-sharing and couriers, who could potentially be replaced by driverless cars. Uber is believed to have approximately 150,000 Australians signed up to drive for it their own cars, who now face an uncertain future as the company uses the profits it makes off their work to fund an AI replacement

we are going to have a very bad problem with a certain type of unemployable person soon
lock up your daughters

>>151703528
Seriously, what in the fuck are we going is going to happen in this country? We've been importing a continuous stream of unskilled shitskins for the last five years and most of them do food delivery and ridesharing. What in the fuck are we going to do with them when suddenly millions of them are completely unemployable en masse?

Ban E-bikes

>>151703555
>>151703528
I'm sure the government will come up with a solution.
problem (we created) > reaction (we anticipated and fomented) >solution (one that gives us more power and monetary wealth)

>>151703582
We have possibly the least competent government in the developed world. Get comfy because things are going to get really fucked.

>>151703587
>>151703587
>competent
It's done by design.

>>151703587
it's a good (ie convenient) thing that we have the westminster system to maintain stability otherwise we'd be (more) FUCKED

>>151703597
I'm not even sure it is anymore.

it will be like covid
we were seen as cookers at first then everyone will turn the corner with us
hating indians now is the same thing

>>151703602
they simply place incompetent people at the helm by design

>>151703555
ubi (only for jeets thought)

>>151703387
Yes, because if history has taught me one thing it's that communist states aren't brutal and autocratic. Then, when they inevitably collapse, all of the resources aren't controlled by jews kek

If you actually believe albo is actually running the country I've got a bridge to sell you.

im back
gonna back a punter on the feed with a hail mary multi

nightwalk teim

whaddaya think marge, all i need is a title
i was thinking along the lines of

no delivery and
no taxi make brown something something

...

>>151703387
Capitalism works just fine without the state.

>>151703555
deport mostly

>>151703607
Plausible but they would still mean the original statement that we have one of the least competent governments in the developed world would still be accurate.

>>151703615
That will turn the widespread disliking for and low-key hostility towards Indians turn into outright hatred and violence.

imagine fucking up a bicameral westminster parliament - that takes a special collective incompetence.
people say that nations get the government they deserve so maybe so be it, i don't care any more

?

>>151703662
correct but albo is just a place holder he gets told what to do so the competent people that are his handlers if it requires will start giving him competent orders to carry out

welp, time to flog my arsehole

love how dumb and fat and ugly and stupid and retarded you losers are hahahaha

>>151703528
millions of angry destitute sexless brown military aged males each with a mobile phone?

why they'll all go learn to code the machines of tomorrow back in their respective countries in an affort to improve the lot of their less fortunate countrymen, women and beings of an alternative position on the "gender spectrum", assured in the knowkedge they now have an Australian passpoort as will their extended families none of whom have had free health care before but now do.

>>151703773
i'm not fat

>>151703617
do you take Indian Rupees or Bahratcoin?

>>151703781
TARQCOIN or PLEBOCRATIA

>>151703773
Hey! I'm not fat or dumb, bozo.

You do have some chocolate or candy in case some kids come trick or treating tomorrow, right, /alf/?

Hearing my doorbell is enough to give me a panic attack, might just hide under my bed all night tomorrow

>>151703807
I have a court order that prevents them coming within 100ft of me.
oh wait no, i'm not mickhead or a collingwood cheer squad member. lucky.

>>151703818
got rid of my phone because getting calls/messages freaks me out. i check and send emails overnight because it feels safer and i'm less anxious

>>151703807
>candy
>halloween
FOY

>>151703807
i'm dressing up as Bailey Smith for Halloween.

>>151703828
Crazy how career as a drug dealer never worked out for you . Its all you talked about during HighSchool.

Treaty

>>151703855
If you come to my house you're not getting any nose candy, Bailey. You can have kit kats and reese's like everyone else.

>these anxious freaks think they know how the world should be run
kek

mum got lollies for halloween in case any kids come around. she doesn't like halloween or the idea of it especially in australia but she doesn't want to disappoint any kids who may turn up

>>151703886
I feel that's how 95% of people are. Most of it is half price at Coles/Woolies now anyway so worst case scenario no kids turn up you eat it yourself. Just don't buy too much.

>>151703190
Fucking hell that took a turn for the worst. Age and drug use are catching up to me. My best days are behind me

wish i had a chocolate gf

>>151703878
I'm not going anywhere. I'm just going to dress up like him and post here.

wish I had a white gf with some chocolate for me

>>151703897
I do that every day.

>>151703886
I'd rather she post here instead of you. Mainly because I don't think she'd post about you anywhere near as much as you post about her. .

>>151703906
Hi Bailey. How should I do my hair so it looks like yours?

>>151703914
Lather, rinse and repeat. Then get your methhead girlfriend to brush it for you for at least 100 strokes while her kids watch tv.

>>151703899
transactional relationships based on your fetish for women of a particular ethnicity are highly troubling and a majhor red flag, anon.

>>151703931
I just want a girlfriend the same race as me and I enjoy chocolate. You over-analyse things too much, dummy.

i'm racist af but my dick is a multiculturalist

>>151703944
sorry, been larping as a smug redditor on reddit all afternoon. its fuckuing easy if you use large passionless terms. hope you get a gf with delicious choccies mate.

If a country touches the Mediterranean, I love their women. Simple as.

>>151703985
>hope you get a gf with delicious choccies mate.
This is what we all deserve.

>>151703986
shut up wog faggot

>>151704010
I'm not a wog

>>151703931
kek

wonder what libyan puss is like

>>151704048
they have lovely hair (on their heads)

>>151704048
Spicy. Qaddafi had a battalion of female personal guard.

islam makes women ugly (because muhummad was a mentally ill homo who got ZUTTED)
many arabic women are gorgeous if you remove the muslim clothes

christianity should retake north africa

>>151704098
good idea

>>151704075
that's the point of the clothes

>>151703634
lol
lmao

>>151704173
no i mean they can be quite attractive in (tasteful) western clothes

might break out the zutt plug

>>151704203
zutt zutt in the butt butt

>>151704214
the new rugby 360 corporate motto is growing on me

>>151704214
zutt zutt in the gout gout?

>>151704485
no
gout gout in the butt butt!

>>151704516
>This is how asylum seekers thank you for providing them with asylum

>The disgraced royal is now facing a private prosecution over allegations of sexual assault, corruption and misconduct in public office.
prince andrew is FUCKED

>>151704589
This is a typical Australian man in 2025.

>>151704594
a danger to women? yes.

>>151704557
>prince andrew is FUCKED
steven may level retarded

Why do you guys like the Ladbrokes ads with the suited wankers cheering the horses so much

>>151704589
Dinkie-dy true blue, as Aussie a man as me and you.
This guy is as Australian as VB, Vegemite and Tim Tams.

looks like a dude who had insomnia

>>151704625
I hate literally every gambling ad.

>>151704589
how good's gout gout though?

I hate gambling of all kinds

>>151704589
Race is a figment of your imagination

>>151704677
who'd win, gout gout or zutt zutt?

>>151704980
depends if they're coming or going!

>>151704874
tell that to anyone in real life and see what happens. by claiming this, you negate the lived experiences, the achievements, the pain, the struggle the bravery and the BRILLIANCE POC display Race is not a figment if imagination, RACISM IS. I will have merch for sale at the end of the thread. all oproceeds I will give to anyone black. i will also instruct my partner to satisfy them.

huh, sam mitchell's phone still has an aus flag despite posting from america

PROTIP: You're not entitled to owning a house

Youse are my prision bitches

I'm the queen

I need a new phone. Any suggestions
>inb4 that cunt posts bharat_phone.jpg

Janni remove my every post

Stroke my balls jannie you may find luck, faggot guck

lol

>>151704654
hello

Good morning alf

iggs

>>151705788
2 bedroom tiny little townhouse next to my misso sold for 750k last week. Another one in the row sold for 700k in September.
They were built for 250k in 2021

Shit is ridiculous

>>151708021
why didn't you buy one in 2021?

>>151707989
crisp

Real talk what is your opinion on jews?

>>151708233
Don't care about poolitics but the rest of the world talks about them every single day so they're rent free.
It's a tragedy of spergs, would hear less about the things that trigger people if they simply ignored them

>>151708307
ok schlomo

>>151708127
I thought id save a bit longer. I was told you should have a 20% deposit before buying. That was incorrect information

>>151704557
The more I read about prince andrew the more he is literally me

>>151703886
you should put some decoration out front to indicate you are participating

Some people are really getting into the Halloween spirit. This morning on the train i saw a 6'4" masculine looking guy in a dress with make-up on. Hed even given himself breasts. Should have told him nice costume

The fucking fixture should have been released by now.

Just saw two really sad tiktoks in a row now my days absolutely ruined

>>151709872
based hsgf

>>151708021
had shitbox 2 bedroom homette newbuilds in a shitty area sell for 2m last week (listed price 1.7), and this was the "affordable" adelaide

>>151704589
he is out on bail

Whom the fuck stops Collingwood next year

>>151710534
craig mcrae

saw a bloke walking around melbourne cbd with two machetes but he was just putting them in the machete bin

>>151710177
Adelaide is the 2nd most expensive city in Australia after Sydney for housing and has overtaken Melbourne in the last 6 months

why are there no eighteen year old girls at the brothel

>>151710750
Most 18yr olds girls haven't developed expensive meth habits yet and have plenty more opportunities infront of them

>Most 18yr olds girls haven't developed expensive meth habits

t. never been to collingwood

imagine being yasmin duursma's landlord and setting up multiple hidden cameras in the house, especially in the toilet and directly in the toilet bowl.

Seek Christ

Why lust after footy playing women? they're blokey bogan pigs filled with testosterone

>>151711151
>they're blokey bogan pigs filled with testosterone
how is that any different to normal australian women?

hsgf lust is pure and virginal

Just want cricket season to start

>>151711286
So true

Got a tip for yas

i own multiple properties

>>151711372
meant a tip for yasmin duursma iykwim haha

Do you reckon theres a netball forum out there on the net with only women where they talk about housing unaffordability, their shit jobs, th declining state of the nation, gambling, getting on the piss, blokes they rooted, footy boys and occasionally netball?

sick of cunts whinging

>>151711636
he says, whinging

>make choices
>they don't work out
>WAAAHHHHHH FUCKING FIX THIS FOR ME!!!!!!!
sick of it

>>151711591
kek

>>151629752
>>151629752
TOOHEY'S NEW

snot funny

we could just take over /nrl/ now that would be funny

still crazy how scott morrison shat himself at the mackers in engadine

>>151712017
>>151712017
>>151712017