Thread 151690382

Kickoff in 25 bings

Newcastle: Ramsdale, Krafth, Thiaw, Schar, Burn, Willock, Tonali, Ramsey, Elanga, Woltemade, Barnes.
Subs: Pope, Trippier, Botman, Joelinton, Gordon, Osula, Jacob Murphy, Guimaraes, Miley.

Tottenham Hotspur: Kinsky, Porro, Danso, Sarr, Spence, Bentancur, Joao Palhinha, Johnson, Bergvall, Simons, Richarlison.
Subs: Austin, Tel, Kudus, van de Ven, Muani, Scarlett, Olusesi, Rowswell, Gunter.

putting a fiver on kinsky getting an assist

COYS!!!!

good evening itv1 enjoyers

shall be watching this one from the bath

Howay the lads

simons has the expression of a lad who has huffed many solvents

>>151690532
hes basically had 2 expressions since coming to spurs, jumping on micky celebrating a goal or despair
think its just his resting face though doubt hes always that miserable

wolves already 1 down before the main event even starts

some nice feathered hats on those lads (cant screenshot because itv is gay)

Kneeling rn for the poppies

>>151690709
patriot

Toot

>>151690382 (OP)
how many for woltechade

is there var

Has anyone ever had a can of carabao?

>>151690816
don't think so

Simons is so so so shit
Why do all of our big money signings turn out shit

>>151690824
yeah, it tastes like stella

>>151690852
We unironically need to follow Newcastle's model of paying a premium for less glamorous signings. Every window everyone says Newcastle have overpaid for such and such player but they end up coming good. Meanwhile people often think we've done well in the window before any of them have kicked a ball for us and they end up being flops.

>>151690852
How much did >we pay for vdv, kudos, and Bergvall? Easily >our best signings since Conte left. Maddison would be there if he wasn't out all season

Four four facking two

brennan johnson has to be the most useless footballer I've ever seen

Woltemade
good feet
For a big man
x

>>151690916
Tap in merchant, that's all he does, doesn't press. Having Simons does even worse

lmao @ johnson

>>151690952
don't see why frank doesn't try putting him in as a striker, being a tap-in merchant isn't terrible if you're a striker but he can't dribble, pass or cross so playing him as a winger is completely pointless

we're lucky they havent scored to be fair

Spurs are getting battered here

Newcastle really need to put away one of these chances if they want to break the deadlock

>>151691044
If they don't, its unlikely they'll win before a penalty shootout.

I really thought we got lucky to sign Simons. I thought we finally got one of those elite signings that teams like City or Liverpool always get. How wrong I was. We never get anything nice.

>>151691076
think we might get this guy called harry kane next summer

spurs will grow into the game
sorry newcastle i dont make the rules

>>151691012
To be fair he can also do through balls if his defender has fallen asleep, but that's it

>>151691076
I don't look at players until they sign ever since falling for the Ndombele meme

HAWAYY

>ties laces
>concede
velcro chads we stay winning

grim

lmao Spence's attempt at shithousing ended up distracting his own team and led to the Newcastle goal. The most Spursy thing I've ever seen

Twinkbros….

Inevitable without vdv or romeo at the back

how did tottenham ever win the europa
they are poo

business idea: kevin danso long throw that leads to a goal

>>151691076
Leipzig are top tier scammers

>>151691217
Second season mate

Scharly you can't be serious

>>151691217
>3rd in the PL
>poo

>>151691238
rare flag that

How much can we recoup for Simons in January?

cute little attack at least

danso

send richy back to everton. sulking faggot

johnson playing well

why are they playing like this out of nowhere

>>151691364
>pic
still would

Newcastle on top

>>151691256
everyone in the prem including haram arsenal are poo right now

richarlison is at least good at being fouled today kek

>>151691585
Ole ole

rare xavi having a shot

Andy Cole is looking ancient now

>>151691773
He's had some bad health issues over the years

don't often see the commentators and pundits influenced by the crowd. spuds haven't been very good but newcastle haven't been much better and yet the comms are completely one sided.

Based german

hoping for a spuds comeback but they suck

Wheeee

germany at it again, spurs are afraid

B I G
D I C K
N I C K

Imagine getting rid of a moody unprofessional negro for a record fee and replacing him with a giant personable 80s throwback for half the price who proceeds to outscore him massively

Woltemade is huge

nick is a heightbabby

>>151692067
ITS STIIIIIIIIING

Ramsdale having a great game

>>151692250
pretty easy to make a save when the ball is fired straight at you

>>151692008
rare vpn

Are spurs, dare I say it, pure shit without Romero and Van de Ven?

lovely fight

feeling sad

>losing to joe willock
wew