Thread 151697475

First for Stinger.

we're >laffin tonight

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Boomer has kind-sized Reese's for all the /hoc/ trick or treaters

dryden passed on his spirit to dobes like elijah passed on his spirit to elisha

>>151697580
king*

>primeau
>14/20
I think it's time to pull him

>>151697600
for me its when those kids called him a bald asshole and he summoned bears to fuck them up

>tavares gets his 500th in a mournful ass-gaping of a game
kwab

>>151697644
they weren't kids

my jackies have won 5 out of 6

>>151697699
Jackies are starting to look like they did at the end of last year. Just need to get Fantilli's line going

>>151697697
they were
2 Kings 2:
23 He went up from there to Bethel, and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” 24 And he turned around, and when he saw them, he cursed them in the name of the Lord. And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys. 25 From there he went on to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.

The garbage time laffs are unstoppable

masterful statpadding by toronto

>>151697750
approximately me

>>151697750
Dancing Kevin was the best

>>151697742
they weren't, thoever. na'arim means men of young age or of low-rank. they were to king jeroboam what the black shirts were to mussolini. they were telling him to go up to the nearby pagan temple to make a sacrifice. subtext is that if he didn't follow their orders, they'd kill him. "balding" refers to hair loss from leprosy. he was a sick old man.

our jaysies :)))))

>>151697750
This guy is really skinny now

The bluejackets are getting hot, watch out NHL, they’re about to win it all

>>151698145
I think so too

>>151698138
That organization has to deal with so many tragedies

imagine having more dead players than playoff series wins more like kwab jackets

>Tavares scores his 500th goal
>no one gives a fuck

It’ll be sad when baseball replaces hockey as our sport when the jays win. Hockey will slowly fade into irrelevancy

>>151698409
it's 2-2 if you count the series against the laffs in the lockdown year

>>151698409
They have the same amount, the prelim round against the leafs counts

I’m going to watch >my team lose in person tomorrow

>>151698753
Have fun anon :)

>>151698409
>You now remember that girl getting hit in the head with a puck and dying was at a blue jackets game

>>151698569
Thus is his legacy. He will be the greatest player ever to be completely forgotten the moment he retires. 500+ goals and he won’t have his jersey retired

woll can't come back soon enough. primeou is dogshit. what happened to hildeby?

>>151698821
A blue jackets fan killed dime bag darrel too

>>151698887
wtf I love the blue jackets now

Lol

He got the same amount of points as hairs that grew back for him today

>>151698916
Pantera rocks

>>151698628
fuck I hate this timeline. better basedball than basketball or soccer

>>151699172
Why are you complaining aren't you American?

gary
gary
is this a conspiracy
crucified for a hit
suspension beneath me

>kadri to montreal
he's gonna get suspended in the playoffs, isn't he.

>>151699211
I don't want Canada to lose its national sport. My favorite player is Canadian

>>151699235
>I don't want Canada to lose its national sport
What the literal fuck do you think has been happening since 1993 you retard?

>>151699235
their national sport is lacrosse pinhead

>>151699217
Source?

>>151699217
yeah fuck him I hope he dies

Jihadri owned the rags the other day

>>151699261
lax bros should rule the nation

>>151699003
RE
SPECT

>>151699278
lel

>>151699278
relocate the laffs to hamilton

>>151699278
>*record scratch*

you see us comin' and you all together run for cover
we're taking over this rink
here we come reach for the puck
and you better backcheck well my friend you see
it's been sniped from down low
aimed at you we're the wingers from hell

dem jaysies finna win dat eries bro's

>>151700103
who the fuck cares retard

>>151700103
terrible i need to say toronto suffer

>>151700250
Don't worry. Toronto losing both games at home in laffs fashion will be perfect.

>>151700238
single mom childhood detected

>>151697611
its primeauver

>>151700103
>not a national competition
>only 1 canadian on the team
Canada celebrating a Blow Gays win nationally btfo their 1993 cope

>>151700442
>>151700250

>>151700442
vladdy jr was born in Montreal

This is just elderly abuse. Brian Burke is more unintelligible than Don Cherry at this point.

>Raptors can win
>Blue Jays can win
>laffs

>get home
>finish series game
>look up scores
KEK

>laffs

the bubble boy episode is on

>>151700647
didn't bro want to see susan's tits kek

>>151700678
TAKE OFF YA SHIRT

My penguins ):

The Dallass Stors are just the 2010s San Hosé Shorks.

No Cup for you.

>>151700790
kwab true

>>151700466
Yes, one player as stated

>>151700583
pwhl players' union shitcanned him after one year probably for this exact reason

where is everyone

>>151701177
The line at your mom's house.

Every day the leafs just disappoint me

didn't even know there was a game today until I checked, but alas
>laffs

>>151701177
I'm playing EHM. Everyone else is probably in a boreball thread, discussing a """"sport"""" so undemanding on the body that you can play three days in a row with ease.

>>151701220
she's dead

>>151701292
the only major sport where players can actively and unironically substitute water for tobacco during play

utah is cratering

is it cool to fire off Stalingrad jokes or are they still dicey?

>>151701292
curling is like the same game butt way better

37 years old

>>151701459
Sad

>>151701459
>6 year extension for $5.25aav
Meanwhile, Mr 500 goals
>4x$4.38M

>>151701526
>p..please love me, tronno

>>151701445
Curling is 10 times as exciting as boreball.

For me it’s Jennifer Jones in tights

>>151701544
he could have been the king of stink island but instead he's going to be remembered as the judas that backstabbed stink island, had some >laffs jammies, then sucked balls and did nothing until the entire fanbase he grew up a part of hates his guts and remembers his era with them as a massive failure

>>151701526
>get scapegoated for asking fair market value your entire contention window
>cave, take a discount for the team
>team is instantly shit
kwab

51 points in 16 games immediately after coming back from cancer.

>>151701588
I used to pick out the cereal boxes with her on it :)

>>151701634
Islanders offered him same aav as Toronto but with one additional year which resulted in a net loss of $6.6M for this year. He was projected to get 3x$8M’ish extension, accepting only 67% of that value while also eating up one additional year of his late stage career. Embarrassing.

>>151701716
And then Darius beat Lemiux like Lemiux beat cancer

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1gik_urypCU

>>151701588
Only the best I see.

be me
/isles/ anon since the Coliseum had asbestos
expected another year of 2-1 losses and postgame cope
“tHeY nEeD sCoRiNg” yeah no sh*t sherlock, been saying that since Tavares had hair
but suddenly… these bastards are GOOD?
Barzy skating like a feral gazelle on pre-workout, Bo Horvat somehow remembering he’s elite, Sorokin doing KGB war crimes in net
D-fense looking tighter than Lou Lamoriello’s wallet
crowd at UBS chanting “LETS GO ISLES” like they’re exorcising demons
other teams walking in thinking they’ll farm free points, walking out like they just got mugged by a guy in a fisherman jersey
the powerplay actually clicks, not just spinning around like a fidget spinner from hell
can’t even chirp them anymore, it’s just… good hockey
I’m so mad
I’m not supposed to feel hope
been conditioned for years to expect pain, and now they’re making me BELIEVE
if they win the Cup I’m eating a slice of 7/11 pizza in the shower out of sheer confusion
this team is ruining my cynicism and I hate it

>>151701834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTodQ6Svo9A

>>151701815
Fear not they’re back to being shit. Sorokin is literally bottom tier this year. Defense mostly blows. PP looks like there are actual NHL’ers on it but still underperforming. PK still a dumpster fire. Team still alternating between lights out domination and are these guys even awake periods. Schaefer is elite but no one on the team can enforce and teams are beginning to hunt him.

Big save Dave should be the #1 if he can keep his numbers up his next start.

at what point do we admit that owen power sucks?

>>151702003
He was good in Rocket Power

our flames play tomorrow

>>151702003
i said that when he was drafted because he wears glasses

>>151702003
With a last name like that you can't suck.

>>151702028
Oh so you think we can't have an elite indie hipster 1D in the sport for rich white people from blue states

>>151701776
To be fair, Mario started that. But the second fist to the face from Kasparaitis was unnecessary.

I always assumed the bad guy team in mighty ducks 2 was a german team but it was iceland

>>151702003
He's softer than butter in the sunshine on the hottest of summer days.

He's a softer Tyler Myers.

>>151702065
Myers won a Calder in Buffalo. Very accomplished player.

>>151702079
My two year old cumsock holds more prestige than the Calder

>>151702062
I hear ya. It's pretty hard to understand that it's Iceland when they say "Iceland" several times in the movie, have the Icelandic flag on their jackets and have Iceland written across their jerseys.

>>151702003
He's just meh. Not good enough to be first overall but not shit enough to be considered a bust. He's just mediocre

only shit teams tomorrow

>>151702340
Just like my islanders

shalomenta

5 nations game, extremely problematic

Hello gays

>>151702473
All those players and they still can't win the cup hahaha

>>151702491
11 of them did
also shoutout to latvia

>>151701177
Sorry bro i havent even really looked at /hoc/ since the jays started making their run, i've barely watched any hockey at all this season so far when I usually watch 2-3 games a night if not more. I'll be back soon.

>>151701177
Im waiting for my flames!

has hoob heated up yet? this is his fourth season with the flames so i imagine he has to be heated up by now

Mario Linux

>Barkov goes down
>Panthers look insanely mid

>Leafs
>can't fight

>>151702049
why did you post this image of mattias ekholm?

>>151702658
me too!

This is what I call a playoff tree.

>>151702501
Florida won

>>151702947
@gary
Why'd you establish a bunch of soulless sunbelt teams again?

>>151702947
>long island
Its more of a peninsula

>>151703058
*penisula

>>151703004
No, they lost.

>>151703249
What exactly are the rules for a shootout? McTavish stops approaching the net and pulls the puck back so the puck is not advancing and he is not advancing.

let's take some calls from the request line

>>151703302
? you cant go backwards

Tavares feels like such wasted talent, imagine if he played for actually competitive teams and not Isles and Toronto

>>151703551
someone has to lose if the sunbelt always wins

>>151697570
Hi!

>>151703575
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

>>151703700
those are my snowbelt teams

>>151703716
Remember when bud tried to make "those are my leafs" a thing kwab (kek what a bud)

My Jackies :)

>>151703739
Chasing your best player out of town and being upset that you suck, those are my leafs

Any updates on John Tavares's magical amulet?

very unsettling picture

laffs are tanking for a higher 3rd round pick

>>151703801
It shattered itself after a particularly foul marner one day

>>151703348
yes hello, is this gary live?
first time caller long time listener
anyway I just wanted to say fuck gary and fuck the flames
thanks for taking my call

>>151703873
I wonder what they would do for a 2nd

Toronto is a baseball country now.

What's the word

>>151703941
Canada*

>>151703962
There's only one Canadian on the roster though

>>151703865
Remember when copey said for years that the golden knights won this trade?

>>151703348
Can you play oasis?

>>151703987
Does Guerrero speak enough French to legally be considered a Quebec citizen?

>>151703987
This is like a reverse "no Americans on a American NHL team" shitpost

When the US beats Canada in the Olympics will Canadians riot?

>>151704093
Probably but we will never know

Any of you guys go to that U18 Nova Scotian game where Marchand coached?

>>151704054
They just play in Canada. The best Canadian player in on the dodgers ironically.

>>151704066
Based Blue Jackies

I didn't watch the game, but are you telling me the laffs are STILL starting the guy my habbies cut from our minor league team?I know they have no.actual.prospects but don't they at least have warm.bodies in the organization? kek what the fuck are they doing?

>>151704174
They got a goalie ready to go.

>>151704066
Jen

Parent teacher conference day today. Pray for me bros

Matthews is pathetic without Marner, there's no way he sniffs 40 goals again, he's probably a 35 goal 70 point player at best now

>>151704236
at least JT is getting younger

Flames play Our Sennies today

>>151704229
Good luck

>>151704174
nothing wrong with sammy blais

When will the rags trade Lafreniere?

I heard the leafs are kicking the tires on Michael Pezzetta again

>>151704236
Mathews isnt getting 35 goals or assists this year

.

Matthews for Zacha 1 for 1

>>151704024
yes

i hope you have a comfy thursday, guys :)

>>151704299
We don’t want that bust

his season debut tonight
playing center, real minutes, PP time
no bitch winger games like last season
"Dalibor Dvorsky"
nice alliteration, unique first name
good face, looks like a hockey player
I'm thinking 25-30g, 60-70pt centerman in his peak years
minimum he should end up a mid-level top 6 winger like former phenom and current disappointment Lafreniere

>>151704352
Pasta might be able to fix him, look what he did for Geekie

So Busthews to ruins and McBust to kongs.

>panthers suck
>oilers suck
>bruins suck
>rags suck
>leafs suck
>flames suck

>>151704386
i like him and wish him the best, hope you're right.
hopefully they won't send him down again soon.

>>151704416
flames do not suck bitch

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

S U C K
U
C
K

>>151704453
R U L E
U
L
E

I think the Flames are heating up

>>151704474
the golf course

>>151704386
Dalibor Bagaric was one of those barely coordinated seven foot tall yugo men they would bring in to foul Shaq six times

>>151704479
cope tranny

Good morning /hoc/
>laffs

>>151704482
just like my chara

viciously painful nicolas roy

>>151704556
That's not how I would describe him but he's alright

takagi and wolf are cute and wholesome

>>151704571
C U T E
U
T
E

>>151704571
move out of your moms basement bud

Why does MLB have the higher seed team play at home for game 6 & 7? Would Gary consider this

Saskatoon deserves a team Gary

>>151704601
This but east is always the higher seed since it's the more competive conference

>>151704604
one of the interns brought that up and was immediately fired. i wasnt in that specific meeting but allegedly gary laughed for 30 seconds and then said no, no fuckin way, get the fuck outta here and that was that

still beat wyna liu as usual, but yet another abomination of a category that only the spoiler code prevents me from ripping apart

>>151704556
Sorry Copey, we still call those Marners around here

>>151704601
they play the games b2b

Happy Halloween Eve /hoc/!

good morning to everyone and particularly the columbus blue jackets lol

>>151704764
Good morning fren

>>151704229
Get off 4chan

very frustrating

>>151704807
I was lucky based off previous guesses, absolute horseshit word

>>151704738
>>151697580
Trick or treat!

what's the scaries movie you've ever seen? me? the exorcist.

>>151704685
Gary could do that as well (if it would punish a snowbelt team)

Halloween is a pagan holiday coopted by interersts by the likes of Mars Inc, Hersey and big candy corn to line their pockets at the expense of overall public health.

>>151704914
The shining

>>151704926
it's all saints day. hallowed eve.

>>151704617
>metro
>competitive
come on now

>>151704926
Based having a reeses to celebrate

>>151704923
he could but the nhlpa would have a fit
b2bs are extremely rare in the playoffs

What kind of candy does Gary pass out for Halloween?

>>151705051
Credit card applications

MAYBE SIX FEET
AINT SO FAR DOWN

guess who's a birthday boy today

>>151705093
Happy birthday anon!

>>151705093
Cale Makar?

>>151705093
Happy birthday cale!

Goalies with boom or bust potential?

>>151705125
Doesn't every goalie have boom or bust potential?

>>151705125
Who the fuck is this Nathan "Grav" Murdock fellow?

>>151705059
Jen

yeah going to Sheetz

I dont give a sheet

I'm going to pillow casez haha

yep, i'm thinking it's over before it even began

>>151705281
lol

>>151705093
why's he eating a cookie lol

>>151705281
2 Flamiacs. They might have a chance

>>151705281
isn't Chromiak a browser?

>>151704229
I pray that you take your kids out of public school you fucking retard

>>151705297
What else would he do with it?

>>151705299
they'll carry on their season and we'll be dead last
>>151705308
firefox's better desu

>>151705326
Taunt mackinnon with it

switzerland

czechs

>>151705341
Jen

>>151705346
Why are there so many more czech nhlers than slovakians

germany

>>151705342
when I see Kevin Fiala's name I say it like how Chuck Mangione kept saying Chris Vadala all silly on the Live at the Hollywood Bowl album

>>151705354
why is the Polish name smaller than the others

>>151705352
because they care about the system they set up. since the 2000's we've had huge fall off simply because corruption, nepotism and neglect. went from having over 40 active NHL players to barely 5 now since kek

>>151705377
Fuck that sucks

>>151705346
Why couldn't Cervenka make it in the chel?

>>151705281
wth happened?

>>151705387
dallas trying to stockpile finns

>>151705417
He already answered that faggot >>151705377

>>151705354
>poobauer
good luck germany lmao

>>151705427
i beg your pardon?

/hoc/

>>151705417
>>151705427
yeah that, and also to add to that most of those were raised in the old commie czechoslovak system so we never really had a good one of our own like the czechs did for example

>>151705433
I'm a mean motherfucker

>>151705434
Torts will coach us

>>151705446
ruthless!

necas extension 8x11.5

same offer mikko was close on before draisaitl signed for 14 (same agent)

>>151705436
that's interesting. i never looked at it that way.

>Nine times when the Red Wings opened a campaign 7-3 or better, they wound up the season in first place. Five times, they’ve gone on to win the Stanley Cup. Three other seasons saw the Wings reach the Stanley Cup final.
Stay timorously flustered, mate.

>Sturm: Hampus Lindholm is expected to play tonight. Hampus and his fiancée welcomed a baby girl this morning
A child out of wedlock, extremely sinful

>>151705517
First pasta now lindholm. Why does Boston have so many degenerates?

>>151705517
Cope hes swedish its his culture to only partake in religious activities if he gets bribed to

>>151705479
why didn't necas wait until free agency and flock to Toronto like everyone else will be doing this summer?

>>151705568
Nobody wants to play for Toronto after the way the subhuman fans treated Marner

so I just found out brad treliving is the heir to the Boston Pizza fortune, kek no wonder he doesn't give a shit about his day job

>>151705568
Same place that doxxed marners IRL home because leaf fans are toxic faggots? Yeah great destination!

remember when the red wings traded jake walman for a second round pick

>>151705584
>>151705592
so then their plan is to build through the draft?

>>151705586
Johnny's death is on that pizza faggots hands

>>151705624
Who?

Avs now have no contract happenings left for this season. Time to lock in and hope MacK doesn't pout to much.

Which team will over pay my Bruins for Pavel Zacha?

>>151705624
so imagine you're brad treliving and you see a top 2 defence man going for a second round pick, and all you manage to get is an oft-injured 4th line plug named Scott Laughton. Someone needs to tell brad 2nd round picks don't grow in trees

>>151705625
They lost their second rounder in the scott laughton trade

acceptable

>Roy: Islanders’ Barzal a healthy scratch Thursday after being late to skate
So much for veteran leadership on my Islanders

>>151705586
If I were rich I would not hold a job

>>151705661
Self made rich people tend not to like having freeloading children

>>151705434
Gold medal?

>>151705683
That makes sense. In that case he should hold the easiest job possible that holds some status

Zegras bros...

kinda funny marner has a no movement clause, made it clear to the leafs he wasn't talking to them until the summer, but brad treliving still rings him up and is like "hey mitchy, I know you've told me to fuck off on several occasions, but how about accepting a surprise trade to the canes!" and mitch just laughed at the old kook and went back on zillow

>>151705725
You should probably see a doctor if your marners having no movement clauses is a regular occurrence

>>151705624
the kind of story where it's obvious there was some kind of unreported scandal, right down to the oilers being the team ending up with the guy

>Hearing Cal Ritchie will make his NYI debut in place of Barzal, who was late to rink today

They didn't show up late when Lou was around

>>151705776
damn i have a reason to watch an islanders game

>watching games
kwab

I got something you can watch right here pal

Tis the season to revisit this classic Overdrive segment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDbaSLQIICg

>Brad Marchand is taking a leave from the Panthers to spend time in Halifax helping out a friend whose 10 year old daughter died of cancer. He’s coaching a U18 team tonight in his friend’s place
They lost that game 7-0 btw

>>151705856
kwab go flames

>>151705496
how many times total have the wongs gone 7-3 or better?

>>151705723
Based coach putting that TikTok obsessed zoomer in his place

>>151705625
Toronto fans are retards. Go blame bettman some more while the jays and craptors can win titles

>>151705776
Patrick Roy will scratch Barzal, one of their best players, but will do nothing about the black hole of Cizikas or DeAngelo

The fuck did he even come back to the NHL for?

>>151705897
canadian viewership is seen as a boost in those leagues instead of being taken for granted

>>151705767
The tinfoil hat story going around is that Gary caught Walman in a Pinto type gambling offense, and forced a trade.

>>151705905
to trigger you bud

I imagine there are some laffs fans stewing with rage seeing the Blue Jays one win away from winning the world series

>8x11.5 for Necas
>full nmc
I'm so sorry for what he's about to do avsbros

>>151705919
i imagine this will be the worst post of the day

>>151705945
pshaw... just wait

>>151705776
Barzal is a retard, imagine being late for your job

>>151705919
Cope the jays are doing a service to the city

the majority of the jays roster is american so really the world series still belongs to america if they win
sorry, you guys made the rules

>>151705843
>19-23

>>151705461
Which assistant coaching position allows me to get mad with torts the most? I want that

>>151706000
im ok with this if it means 1993 is dead

>>151706019
Unfortunately americans want it both ways because they cant handle reality

frankly; love them jaysies

>>151705910
well walman is a jew so that checks out

>>151706019
bring it up with gary

I'm lazy and I have a bad attitude so I don't think Torts would like me. Can we have Alain Vigneault instead?

>>151706019
They don't win the Stanley Cup in baseball dummy

1993 is forever

>>151706049
BASED

>>151705908
>gary wont let us win because we already make him too much money :(
this brand of cope is why nobody like the laffs or their shit fans

>>151706062
Its not cope if its the truth

>>151706079
is it gary's fault that arguably the strongest team (on paper) in the last decade had 2/3s of their star players become invisible in the playoffs for seven years in a row

>>151705973
>Punish your best skater
>Never punish your worst skaters
Amazing coach

>>151706079
thats also why the yankees are so historically bad, because the mlb knows they'll sell merchandise anyway.
oh, wait.

>8 divegrass championships
>9 CFL titles
>1 NBA championship
>3 World Series pennants
meanwhile
>no cup since coloreds were freed
>laffs
watch the Bills win the Super Bowl this year to really drive the point home

>>151706100
>strongest team
laffs have been shit for 70 years

>>151706107
I guess you ate too much plastic today and forgot about salary caps

>>151706107
Thats the difference between a luxury tax and a hard cap

>>151706122
how many cups did the leafs win between 1967 and the end of the salary cap era?

kadri for lafreniere

>>151706141
none the fucking losers kwab

>let's get rid of the salary cap
for once I agree with a leaf

>>151706156
>lafreniere
>impactful
jen

>>151706156
Someone is going to overpay big time for Zacha

>>151706122
>if only that evil gary would let us spend 20 billion more dollars than the rest of the league, then we would show them

>>151706177
no but that explains why the Yankees have won, how thick are you mate?

>>151706107
The Yankees will be bad because their front office is stubborn as fuck

>>151706156
rags plan on just heeming all their opponents since they're too shit to score?

>>151706190
yeah its probably a bad example because I dont know shit about baseball anymore but I know they make money and have won multiple times in my lifetime

I support MLSE

>>151705856
Poor kids

>>151706199
Baseball is a game of getting hot at the right time and everyone having all hands on deck. The Blue Jays have gotten that from role players and their stars. The leafs never get that

The Winged Wheel Podcast guys talked about the NHL players in the Olympics situation a few weeks back, and they had what I think is the correct take. Basically they said that Bettman doesn’t actually care deeply about whether the players go to the Olympics or not, but he’s gonna make a huge fuss about it in negotiations with the NHLPA so it looks like a major concession when he gives in.

It’s dumb and bad for the sport, but Bettman simply cannot miss an opportunity to nickel-and-dime everyone remotely involved in the game.

I have thought Jose Batista was still playing on that Blue Jays team at least five times over the last week

>>151706258
i think there's going to be injuries in the olympics that derails at least one contender

>>151706279
I'm fixing to send some hate mail to Gary if it's any of my team's players

What would Brando do?

>>151706259
I thought kelly Gruber was still on the hot corner

>>151706241
They need a Alejandro Kirk on their team, an obese manlet

>>151706288
*jerks thumb towards your shit team* don't worry none will make it *snickers uncontrollably*

Would you let every member of the leafs run a train on your bussy if it meant they win the cup?

>>151706328
yes and I'm a sens fan

>>151706328
can i just have the first part

https://youtu.be/A8fCREgXSf4?t=776

god fucking DAMMIT! fuck you!!

>>151706306
Kirk actually shows up in big moments unlike a certain other Mexican in Toronto

How has Dakota Joshua been on the laffs?
His balls still bothering him?

>>151703739
he did this with the knights too kek. he's too retarded to be creative and mix it up for the different teams

your next stanley cup winners

>>151705479
>necas
what burgerbros think of this?
for some reason he's not really a popular figure in czech'em

>>151706383
the neck guard is pretty /fa/. thinking about getting one for casual every day wear

>>151706467
I believe on the streets they refer to it as a "turtleneck".

>>151706467
Never know when a cutting hazard will present itself, so it'll be fashionable and clever thinking should you ever have someone hold a knife to your throat
>haha, that's what you think, criminal ne'er-do-well, but I came prepared!!

>>151706497
holy reddit

>>151706497
based prepared to walk the streets of London pilled

>>151706497
never reply to me again raped retard

Parent teacher conference went good my kids only kind of an asshole and he apparently one of the brightest in his grade.

>>151706523
is it a man or woman teacher?

Didnt ask conference is still on going

>>151704799
>>151706523
Good job raising a good egg lad

>>151706523
Why the fuck are you telling people on 4chan your kids performance at school? Get a fucking life

>>151705624
No, youre getting that all wrong. They traded away Jake Walman in exchange for nothing, and included a 2nd pick to the sharks to get the deal done.

>>151706582
Retard

>>151706554
Why does it matter chud

>>151706582
bubblin'

>>151706450
He’s above average

>>151706523
I think you are failing to understand just how stupid the other children are

>>151706582
To inspire /hoc/ posters to reproduce

>>151706582
>triggered childless freak
kwab

who cares? hes ruining his child by not homeschooling anyway

>>151706598
>>151706607
>>151706644
"Yeah bro lemme blog about my kid on 4chan brb"

Calling ACS

>>151706450
His name is canes scrambled

>>151706633
I just don't think it'd be right to bring another child into the world to suffer as a Canadian hockey fan.

>>151706670
you can raise them right and make sure they follow an american team

Yo we talkin' about kids???

>>151706709
Cope she was over the age of consent Kessler did nothing wrong.

we were discussing the impact of 04/17/22

about to drop a stewing roy and then shower

>>151706724
04/17/22 changed the landscape of /hoc/ forever

we DO call them nicolas roys here

>>151706719
what did he even do? I can't find anything except vague allegations and weirdo reddit people seething.

>>151706738
2true

This is an NHL line up in Gary's endless expansion league.

>>151706523
Congrats!

>>151706582
cant you be happy for an anon who's proud of his kids?

>>151706778
yeah let's blame gary for several seasons of mismanaged middle school drama

>>151706778
EP40? DOC? MP3?
Why is vancouver such a cesspool of homosexuality?

>>151706778
can he just write their last fucking names holy shit

>>151706792
>can he just write their last fucking names holy shit
Pettersson - Pettersson - Pettersson
Pettersson - Petterson

>>151706789
braves AI says it's gaydar isn't working:

>The provided context does not contain any information about Dan Murphy's sexual orientation. Therefore, it is not possible to confirm or deny whether he is gay based on the available information.

I think Dan would match your cushions to your curtains and that shit would look good, if you know what I mean

>>151706778
Now show the team they're facing

>>151706601
That was the first question my autistic boomer dad asked me when I brought up a class

>>151706808
Debrusk - E. Pettersson - Boeser
Kane - Reichel - Sherwood
O'Connor - Raty - MacEachern
Bains - Sasson - Karlsson

N. Pettersson - Hronek
M. Pettersson - Willander
Joseph - Myers

holy shit im a genius

>>151706831
>N. Pettersson
Literally who?

>>151706840
don't play cute with me

>>151706840
Nega-Pettersson

>>151706883
more like non-existent

Good afternoon, how are you petty bisexuals today?

Well?

>giving the rantanen money to Martin Necas
this is NOT bing bing
this is NOT wahoo

>>151706788
What I would pay for a locker room documentary on the Canucks

>>151706655
>wanting your kid to be a shut in incel /hoc/ posting freak

>>151706924
Hungry since I forgot to bring an apple to work

>October 30th
>still no halloween date

fuck, fellas

>>151706984
are you such a bozo you can't even conceive the notion of socializing them outside of school?

>>151706984
>wanting your son to be a homosexual and/or a soldier
wew.

>>151706817
are those from this short season so far? if so mighty kek.

>>151707031
>JT with two years left on his contract

it's up

https://youtu.be/5EUSNFacHLc

>>151706788
There is nothing wrong with infighting and toxicity

>>151707043
It'll be worth it when they lift the cup

My penguins ):

Thank you for tomorrow’s afternoon hockey Gary

just released one marner and there's already another waiving its nmc

>>151707092
I already scored Marner hattrick this morning. Went to an AYCE Japanese/Chinese BBQ yesterday.

Matthews deserves better than Toronto. Someplace like Columbus.

>>151707097
I’ve been meaning to go to one of those. You motivated me to go this weekend

>>151707090
You're welcome anon. You might enjoy the games more with a jersey from the NHL Shop!

>>151707031
>>151707261
We don't support AI slop here on /hoc/.

>>151707243
Good point and right you can take advantage of 30% off orders greater than $75 using code NHLSCORE

>>151707266
Yes, we do.

>laffs

Rick Dhaliwal said that the Canucks are looking into Steven Stamkos this morning.

Just got home from waging and took a tremendous marner desu

This just in we do call those that here

>>151707313
many are saying this

>>151707295
Look at that cooter

>>151707243
why do you hate my flames? what exactly has the city of calgary done to you?

>>151707295
That's a man, isn't it?

>>151707358
Stop the antisemitism please

>>151707295
Booger was the GOAT nerd

>>151707306
i don't believe that brown retard one bit but i really want it to be true

>>151707391
Ok chud

>>151707403
Everything he said is objectively true though.
he is brown, and he is retarded (and we love him for it). Similar mannerisms to Don Cherry.

The name of the game for Lafreniere is deception. There's a harmony between his maneuvers, body language, and positioning in traffic that blurs the line between Ilya Kovalchuk and Mason Marchment.

>>151707445
Who are those fags?

>>151707475
the guy on the left tortures his dog by giving it electrical shocks, the middle guy has videos of him sucking cock on the internet, and the one on the right is a cheese pizza enjoyer

just heard the news about shannon
F

>>151707498
the chinese bootleg jersey mafia got to him...

It’s raining cats and dogs out there

is this good?

>>151707534
what the fuck is that even supposed to be

>>151707532
Same here. Stay safe out there guys

>>151707558
Eastern Island head, I assume

>>151707558
goalies are avant-garde

oh, boy... >laffsxirs? response?

>>151707563
There’s already flooding in Brooklyn

F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hKCy2KpkNU

>>151707644
Vaxxed?

>>151707644
>caregiver
it's his mom, you bougie hag

I'm done waging!
*kisses /hoc/*

>>151707644
F
I won’t let my future sons play handegg

>>151707679
Me too!
*unzips pants*

>>151707679
One more hour for me :(

>>151707679
muah!

we're watching calgary versus ottawa tonight btw

timezones should not be a thing, everyone should follow the same time and we should hold a lottery between every time zone once a year to see what time that year will have

Our Sennies better be good tonight!

>>151707766
okay, commie

>>151707761
Nah I’m watching Boltz vs stars

What time do my laffs play and who are they heeming?

>>151707793
filthy subelter

>>151707798
They're out of commission for a few days after the heeming they took last night

>>151707761
Okay but lets get Canucks vs Blues finished first.

>>151707793
It’s Seguin’s 1000th game you know

>>151707828
>>151707828
>>151707828
New