Thread 151703569

>Saturday 1 November 2025
Brighton v Leeds
Burnley v Arsenal
C Palace v Brentford
Fulham v Wolves
Nottm Forest v Man Utd
Spurs v Chelsea
Liverpool v Aston Villa
>Sunday 2 November 2025
West Ham v Newcastle
Man City v AFC Bournemouth
>Monday 3 November 2025
Sunderland v Everton

Can't talk about that club with the massive discipline problem. Yet another red card last night.

>Crystal Palace are set to play four matches in eight days because of a fixture pile-up caused by reaching the quarter-finals of the Carabao Cup.
>Palace host Manchester City in the Premier League on 14 December, play KuPS at home in the Conference League on 18 December and travel to Leeds in the Premier League on 21 December.
>They will most likely play the EFL Cup tie on 16 December - the EFL is in discussions with stakeholders and clubs but there is no other midweek slot for the match.

>>151703588
Hire "drill artists"
Get "drill artist" behaviour

>>151703609
>"midweek slot"
Kek

>>151703588
A HUGE indictment of rory delap as a parent. i guess you can't long ball your way to raising a child

>>151703588
Maresca is a total fucking retard.

>>151703609
they could cram a behind-closed-doors match against Liverpool in there and still win it

>>151703588
2nd yellow on his return what a plonker

how do you discipline these chelsea cunts without going back to 19th century slavery treatment

>>151703652
I'm actually amazed that wasn't a straight red. Delap looks at Agbadou and elbows him.

>>151703588
They won so who cares

my boy got nominated

>thought I'd check out the football news
>woman gets and injury
>7th in the table team manager makes excuses
>bundesliga player likes American football
What the fuck is this level of psyop?

can someone explain what a slow week in football means??

>>151703588
20 years since your last league title.

No European trophies in your entire history.

For over 20 years you’ve been the laughing stock of the league

Embarrassing the premier league in Europe consistently. Bayern’s bitch. Hold the highest European loss on aggregate of a premier league team in Europe.

Hounded out your greatest ever premier league manager.

Known more for AFTV than what you do on the pitch.

My brother is 17 and never seen Arsenal win anything serious

Last attempt at a European trophy you got embarrassed by your own rivals in Chelsea.

Your only decent players leave and win elsewhere as they never win anything with you.

City has eclipsed your standing in the league. The records City have, eclipse everything you’ve done.

Henry had to go to Barca to get a European trophy. As you consistently bottle your attempts.

Tottenham have made it closer to touching a champions league than you have in nearly two decades

>>151703569 (OP)
reminder City win the league

Attempt any talk about Spurs/Chelsea/City and you'll get the same shite spammed

>>151703726
Liverpool not winning

>>151703706
2bn Bum Boys scraped a win against the mighty Wolves is it?

now that I think about it I’ve never seen a white Arsenal fan ever

>>151703569 (OP)
>cum all down his front from the rape he just recieved at the hands of his evil dad
>slut girlfriend outing him as a cuck earlier in the week
Erling bros hopefully he can score again soon and block it all out

>over the past 10 years Manchester United has won 6 trophies
>Arsenal won 5 trophies between 2015 and 2025
>yfw the worst decade in the history of Manchester United, still beats the best decade in the history of Arselel

>>151703780
Explain

>>151703784
you should challenge craig hope to a fight

Are the Premier League right to AXE Boxing Day matches?

>>151703569 (OP)
Oh my days a good thread, Mantroony must've signing on today

>>151703797
He's a Geordie so he wouldn't even turn up

>>151703780
'fraid so
>>151703793
so you don't know?

>>151703588
>>151703652
I saw Maresca say he deserved the card but yeah, should've been a straight red. No need to even do that with where it took place.

>>151703788
and yet Arsenal are above United in the table

>>151703817
massive trophy for arsenal that

>>151703588
If you try to talk about the Stamford Bridge club, you get a spacker deflecting and quickly trying to make it about Slipperpool

>>151703829
Always a good title to have in your back pocket, 14 other teams including your City managed it last year!

Alligators lie motionless on the riverbed and wiggle a worm-like appendage on their tongue to attract their prey, lulling them into a false sense of security before snapping up and eating them.
This is what Arne Slott is doing.

>>151703780
>>cum all down his front from the rape he just recieved at the hands of his evil dad
>>slut girlfriend outing him as a cuck earlier in the week
GIWTWM

>>151703830
No, if you try and talk about Chelsea a sperg (most likely you) tries to push his shite unfunny gimmick to stop people talking about them.

Toe sucking

>>151703851
>20 years of silence from his son by the sounds of it

>>151703845
Why would I want people to not talk about Chelsea? Yeah they have shite discipline but it makes sense when you look at how many certain types of people play at Chelsea

>>151703842
Weirdo

>>151703851
I bullied his slag daughter online. Would hate to be Paul's autistic son and having a slag sister that is desperate for Instagram attention online and sleeps around with the sons of other footballers. At least his dad has money to get him on the sperg's choice of TV show, The Chase

>>151703784
>disrespected Liverpool's proud traditions with selection self-harm
I still remember how Klopp's kids lost 5-0 to Villa when Kloppo and the first were playing and winning the Club World Cup

>>151703858
bloody Chelsea

>>151703841
>Alligators lie motionless on the riverbed and wiggle a worm-like appendage on their tongue to attract their prey, lulling them into a false sense of security before snapping up and eating them.
But enough about what your whore mother does to swallow up melanated males

>>151703871
>>151703889
>>151703857
>>151703842
kek

still thrashing around i see..

>>151703881
Do you remember a year later when the first team played Aston Villa in the prem and got bollocked 7-2? Admittedly, it was Adrian in goal. All of Klopps howlers apparently got memory holed. Slot must resign.

>>151703851
why are german posters like this

>>151703851
>quits 1 day a week job

he still does that fan shite though so he didnt really quit to take care of his son, hes just a boring bastard

>>151703922
>All of Klopps howlers apparently got memory holed
He had that long spell of losing matches at Anfield as well

>>151703925
What fan shite

lisandro the butcha has returned to the full time training

>>151703925
if you watched the interview instead of reading the daily mail headline he explains the reasons

>>151703715
That Yanited feel

>Scholes autistic son
>Dwight Yorkes Harvey Price
Starting to think there's something dysgenic in the water of Manchester

>>151703939
the one with all the spacks pretending to be unbiased while saying their team is amazing as they sit 8th in the table

>>151703950
Yeah but why do United legends have mongrel offspring

*loses 6 out of 7 games*

>>151703960
so you don't know?

>>151703950
not to forget how many of them end up transitioning kek

>>151703965
That's a 14% win ratio kek. Give Slot a life long contract please.

>>151703631
His long balls were what made the child in the first place

>>151703851
good dad. The mum is a hoe

Are we allowed to talk about Liverpool losing another game or will liversissy start talking to himself again?

>>151703950
i'm with dwight yorke on this one, it can't be his son
maybe it's rio's

>>151704007
if he was a good dad he wouldn't have had kids with and married that hoe

>>151704014
>it can't be his son
How come?

>Aston Villa

> Real Madrid

>Manchester City

Live, laugh, /lug/.

>>151704030
height difference
harvey's a retard, dwight's a football manager
harvey's blind, dwight can see
the maths is not mathsing

>>151704033
1 point at most

>>151704041
Mix dwights african dna with katie prices clap and plastic and you get Harvey price

>>151704041
>>151704051
but tbf I wouldn't rule out Rio

Man said Stretford Spackers

>>151704060
>>151704051
>>151704014
>>151704068
kekd

RAWK mods have banned ALL mentions of how shit Slot is. You couldn't make this shit up

>>151704076
Same on /sp/. You just CAN'T mention how pathetic Liverpool have been.

>>151703802
No, keep the boxing day matches
Was nice to have a choice of games after Christmas

>>151704078
king kai

'We always do the same things with him as he doesn’t know what day of the week it is or time. But he’ll know from what we’re doing what day it is,' Scholes continued.

'I pick him up every Tuesday from his daycare and we go swimming. Loves swimming then we get his pizza on the way home. Thursday pick him up, go for something to eat, go home.

'Sunday, I pick him up from Claire’s house and we go to Tesco where he buys a trolley full of chocolate. So, he doesn’t know what day or time it is, but he knows from what we’re doing what day it is. He’ll be 21 in December.'

Discussing his diagnosis, Scholes continued: 'When I say he can't speak, I think he understands a lot more than we think.

'He has sounds, but it's only people that are close to him that will know what he's saying.'

>>151704087
>20 year old man at daycare
Bet he's best friends with mantroony

>>151704087
How can you not know what day or time it is

Stevie G slipped on a ball
Arne Slot had a great fall

>>151704094
kek

>>151704094
LOL

Mikel Arteta couldn't win it at all

>>151704110
signed by HH

>>151704094
>>151704097
Somehow he's less retarded than the 2 of you

>>151704097
I suppose either being a manure or liverpoo fan it can get like that - losing every day of the week can mean they blend as one

>>151704087
Well at least he can't be embarrassed by his slut sister then

kek the arsenal fan is simping for a retard

>>151704121
>tf
>tp

>>151704121
but enough about what your vaxxine intake has done to you

>>151704129
Kek

>>151703871
You sound almost as autistic as his literal retard autist son. The absolute state of you

>>151704144
>Getting this defensive over the retarded offspring of your club legend
It's okay mate, you don't have to constantly stick up for people suffering the same disease as you

Mantroony spotted having a kick about

>>151704164
>>Getting this defensive over the retarded offspring of your club legend
>It's okay mate, you don't have to constantly stick up for people suffering the same disease as you
His favorite show is the chase, leave him alone

>>151704167
KEK

>>151704167
FIFA Street but with Yaniteds own Harvey instead of CR7

>>151703569 (OP)
>raw milk
who cooks their milk?

>>151704183
oh my days what a dribble over his own shirt

>>151704185
Louis Pasteur

>>151704185
I don't. I'm blessed to live on a farm so I can drink milk directly from the source.

>>151704197
so you suck milk out of cow penis

Fuck imagine squeezing a handful of cow udder in your mouth but having your lips over it so you don't spill a drop, is that gay?

>>151704185
in some countries its illegal to not have processed milk, luckily we still have some freedoms in ingerland so we can sustain specimens like haaland

>>151704197
this is why we get our milk in bags to simulate drinking from an udder

>>151704204
Yes it's gay, Mantroony

>>151704219
Do you ever get on your knees and have your dad squeeze a bag of milk in your mouth

>>151704230
calm down paul scholes' son

>>151703851
Everyone in this picture is literally a character in coronation Street

>>151704230
kek fuck no that's mom job

>>151704234
Love a bit of coronation chicken x

>>151704235
yummy

>>151704237
yummy

But don't let this distract you from the fact that Sir Thomas Frank lost AGAIN

does britbox have old coronation street episodes so my mum can watch before the poofs moved into the neighbourhood?

>Son lives with Scholes
>Daughter lives with the mother
Imagine the amount of cock that mother and daughter are going to be entertaining week in and week out now

>>151704264
there was a tranny character on the show decades ago

>>151704280
no dave I don't think I will

>>151704280
I'd message his whore daughter that to ask but then she'd get upset and post a story talking about deleting Instagram even though she'll still use it

>>151704280
>>151704293
slags do mentally ill though

Oh my days is that starboy Rio Ngumoha!

>>151704280
>Foid gets the easy life
>Son ends up with actual autism and can't really communicate
Life is unfair, hope that lil fella is happy

>>151704306
corrr a fink yew got him mixed up wiv arrrrrrr starboy buyaka saka

>>151704313
Bumbaclaaaaat

>>151704313
get in my shon that's my lad buyako saka the england lion

It's funny seeing all the Man United fans forget they were begging the club to sign Onana in 2023

>>151704323
did they cook?

>>151704341
They did not, in fact, cook

>>151704291
that's ok mum has a sense of humour

>>151704341
>score, if you can

United are getting Stiller in January and Amderson in the summer

A wise man once said
>eras come to an end

>>151704341
I remember seeing a fan poll "who will be our most impactful signing this season" Onana had around 80% of the vote kek, I guess they were right in some aspect

>>151704372
>Tranderson

>>151704360
Kek

>>151704381
They seemed REALLY excited about it

>>151704393
is that a gay fanfic

>>151704393
Pedri unlocks Marcus*

>>151704398
AWB is massive

>>151704412
Fucking kek

>>151704412
Palace battering liverpool so they can get out of anfield ASAP

>>151704421
Massively shit mate

What's your favourtie arne excuse lads? Mine is "I'm a bald fucking fraud and I've been exposed 6 times in the last 7 games please rape my face"

>>151704445
Is that Ryan Reynolds

Another episode of Mantroony thinking about gay sex

>>151704460
gaydem making me feel sick

>>151704460
Score if you can upset him

Calvin Harris is shit

>>151704421
Not that massive. Look at DDG towering over him.

>>151703652
chelsea still not beating the allegations they are red card fc

Anyone catch how Man United did in this round of the Carabao Cup?

>>151704447
He did say that

>>151704515
KEK
>>151704525
Anon.....

>>151704515
why do they always look like that hahahaha

Why do we even still have a 2nd domestic cup? Most teams don't even take it seriously until they get to the semi-finals, which is pretty damning considering it's probably the best chance most teams have at winning silverware.

Thing is Liverpool aren't even going through an injury crisis. They're just straight-up shit.

>>151704568
They are if you count slot's clear an obvious brain injury.

>>151703569 (OP)
how does he feel after being humiliated by his wife online? A colombian skank, no less

>>151704060
Honest question what is it about man united sperm that creates burdens of the state?

>>151704525
They didn't play

>>151704611
Probably defective sperm from Manchester men talking feminising hormones etc

>>151704605
He's a mong simp so he probably doesn't care much, slag should be kickboxed to near death by a based Malay

>>151704568
But why are they so shit?

>>151704341
Not only did they not cook, everyone went hungry.

>>151704568
Dutch manager

>>151704568
Why hasn't captain condom saved them?

>>151704590
Kek

>>151704634
scouse dna la

>>151704658
This^

>>151704671
More of a water polo team now.

>>151704590
>Checking Fraudlent Status; Possible Baldness
>Decision: Bald Fraud

>>151704656
kek

Mantroony mass replying to himself, holy shit you know he's tilted hahahahahaha

>>151704678
Is that why they wear swim caps now? :0

>>151704701
Harvey price.

>>151704515
Fuck youuuu bloody basterd bruno bitch

>>151704605
people made it sound like she said she was dating or fucking his friend or something but she just said she liked him first
still a weird thing to say on camera but just think its been exaggerated by cuck fetishists and incel red pill types

>>151704564
You can get worse for half the price over here

shot out of bed like a cannon this morning excited for champions league action, only to have egg on my face when I remembered it's an off week

>>151704731
dont worry i have your evenings entertainment covered
>FA Women's National League North
7.45pm Loughborough Lightning v Hull City
>FA Women's National League South
7.45pm Gwalia United v Cheltenham Town

>>151704741
afternoon status: sorted

>tell us about ya spastic son scratching ya face
how do you respond without sounding mad

>carra missing from the podcast again
heh heh heh

>>151704762
is neville handing out huel this Halloween or will he be sitting in his basement like a rat with the lights off?

>>151704412
AI's getting scary innit

>>151704779
overlap famously records two shows back to back, so he was still away covering champions league

>>151704568
True

>>151704087
>I had to give up my job to spend 3 afternoons a week with my tard kid

so what news is coming out about Scholesy that hes putting this sympathy shite in the media

>>151704904
He likes it up the arse (he's gay)

>>151704904
probably said something silly in his past, I believe he was known to put his foot in his mouth

>>151705085
that attempt at a joke summed up in 1 pic

more like paul soles hehe

The difference between United and Liverpool? Real Madrid take who they want from Liverpool. United sign who they want even when Real are interested. As soon as United make their interest known heads get turned.

meanwhile, in carrington

Madrid don't take players from Shartnited because Shartnited have shit players

>>151705250
there's levels to this

Rude to refer to Sheffield United that way.

Arsenal, Liverpool, City compete with Real Madrid in the transfer market
Manchester United competes with Chelsea, Fulham and Newcastle

True, Sheffield United are bigger and more historic than one from Transchester

>>151705258
put that mantroonian specimen in his place

what's wrong with wolverhampton wonderers?
they keep losing with these big scores.

oh my days is that myles lewis skelly dribbling down the left wing again oh my word what a talent!

>>151705258
>Liverpool compete with Real Madrid in the transfer market
>Currently no player has chosen Liverpool over Real Madrid

>>151704568
Bodied liversissy with this one

myles pewis smelly

>>151705269
their gimmick is that they're a portuguese club but currently they don't have as many portuguese players

Manchester United were not formed as a result of a merging between multiple clubs. They literally just stole the name from Sheffield United, who were successful at the time. It makes zero sense to refer to Manchester United as just "United".

>>151705287
>Manure have a fake name like when American clubs bizarrely name themselves things like "Real" Salt Lake or "Inter" Miami

>>151705287
How about "Yanited" instead?

>>151705287
What's Sheffield United a unification of?

Livertroony melty

>>151705284
what's stopping them recruiting more?
maybe it's time for nuno to go back there and start the portuguese gimmick again.

>>151705186
Please don’t be too harsh on the failed comedian, he’s still workshopping his jokes

Imagine if a football march ended 6-7 haha

>>151705375
kek I'm doing the thing with my hands when I read it

>>151705314
Sheffield City and Sheffield Blades

>>151705325
>get Nuno back
>Forest, West Ham and Wolves get relegated
Imagine having that record on your file.

>>151705375
6 losses
7 games

Six sevennnnn

>>151705565
>Six sevennnnn

>>151705565
>>151705577
Based zoomers

>suddenly becomes a consistent top club after the war ends
makes you hmmm

zoomers are so cringe

appearantly that 15-year old dowman kid from arsenal is alreay getting himself a reputation of being a diving cheat

>>151705697
their repetitive sense of humour disgusts me
>>151705280
we don't sign our posts here

Is livertroony gonna have a melty all night again?

>>151703851
Phil Foden also has an autistic brother who requires care, something up with the water in Manchester

>>151705781
>livertroony
Kek done em

>>151705790
kek he really has been shit since the first couple of games
kolo looks like he has something about him though pretty sure he starts against the chels
i know theres probably no everton supporters here but how did they get anything out of richarlison?

The Murderer of Manchester

>>151705697
same amount of cringe as dossers that watch shit like the chases and only fags and horses and other unfunny boomer british tripe

>>151705667
What does this mean for Transchester Dilated?
also kek at that filename

richarlison never seemed like an Everton player at all but somehow they signed a Brazilian
ynr allan

>>151705781
You set him off with this one

>>151705314
Sheffield United FC was formed by members of the Sheffield United Cricket Club, which was formed when several local cricket clubs in Sheffield "united" to form a single cricket club.

the manchester pedo is talking to himself again

How tf did Incelotti manage Everton

>>151705816
This guy should look manly with that jaw, but he still looks like a gay bottom. Must be the Arsenal effect.

>>151705781
Gottem

>>151705864
>sexualising a 15 year old

>>151705862
Ancelotti has made it his life's mission to cuck Liverpool ever since he lost the 2005 CL final.

>>151705838
They've had 6 Brazilian players
https://www.worldfootball.net/teams/everton-fc/10/

>>151705889
They had Transderson from Dilated fame??
Real ones remember Bernard

>>151705880
That image is extra funny because those fat redskin norf types are pure nonces too

is it the scousaar jokes that set him off or just losing on the bounce

>>151705918
easy to shag their slag daughters thoughbeit you might catch Chlamydia

aw getting uppity

oh my heavens charlotte dear pass me the cigar, England's very own Bukayo Saka just scored another blooter!

Bryan Mbeumo won October POTM

Ruben Amorim won October MOTM

We are back.

Someone please post ineos are you mad.jpg I need a chuckle

October MOTM hasn't been announced yet, what is that spazz on about

WARNING:

Be careful if you're driving near Anfield tonight. They're handing 3 points to everybody.

>>151705991
We don't tend to take stock of what the sped tran u customer has to say

>>151705862
PL is absolutely massive

>>151705991
we have a certified itk who travels in the same circles as Indy, I can't say for sure that poster is him, but he does bless us with a cheeky scoop from time to time

WARNING:

Manchester Gay Village shut down for Halloween. A huge transsexual prostitution ring, with links to Romania, was uncovered headed by a 40 year old obtuse obese crossdresser, known by the moniker "Mantroony"

>>151706116
KEKKK

>>151706116
fucking lol

>>151705862
Really exposed him tbf

>>151706116
that shout out to romania kek

>>151706116
wouldnt have minded if it was an acute obese crossdresser but obtuse is too far

>>151706087
Kek

>>151706145
leave the comedy to me, tri a different angle

>>151706116
LOL Crossdress, if you can

>>151706116
you've only gone and done him

>>151706116
fuck you bloody basterd bitch

>>151706087
Saving this. Got a right reaction out of this one.

>>151706116
Funny but unnecessary because mantroony is gonna try the same thing but reply to himself instead to make it seem like xhe's funny.

>>151706087
LMFAO
>>151706116
This isn't funny retard

>>151706155
Underrated

here he goes
>>151706173

why is livertroony so unoriginal?

>Aus flag
>THIS IS STILL DEFINITELY MY MADE UP IMAGINARY FRIEND
holy fuck what an actual schizo, 4chan strikes again

The funniest part is the Liversissy and Mancuck customers arguing with each other on here 18 hours a day are both Welsh

>>151706116
Kek it got xir vexed too

I love /trans/ lads

>>151706192
Getting used out of his VPN subscription. Costs a large percentage of his monthly Universal Credit.

@grok Wayne Trooney wearing a dress

>Getting used
The Indian does in fact spell like an Indian.

>>151706231
Ah that makes sense

>>151706235
KEK

BY GAWD IBP NOT LIKE THIS! YOU ANGRY BITTER BASTARD LEAVE US BE!

>>151706238
xhe added an extra 'd' bc that's what's on his mind

>>151706256
Lmaoooo

>>151706256
Dilated legend Wayne Trooney

>>151706256
kekd
>>151706238
stretford sikh

>>151706231
he also uses it to gain access to every countries anime (he calls it art)

>>151706261
we don't sign our posts here

>>151706256
just looks like he grew his hair out

>>151706282
Is that why he posts the anime judge?

>>151706282
Warra nonce

>>151706296
yeah and why he learned english from dubbed anime, such is the life of a stretford sikh

>>151706296
That liversissy is a wrong un

>>151706256
Wayne Trooney, truly a legend of the Theatre of Crossdreams

if accusing each other of being trannies and indians is how the the great banter between Liverpool and Manchester United goes in 2025, what will it consist of in the year 2075?

I enjoy the /epl/ meta of false flagging the schizos and watching them waste their lives trying to do each other.

>>151706310
United customers are both trans AND indian. They went hard on the DEI.

>>151706320
his name isn't Amjad the Mantroony for no reason

>>151706323
jej his brown dad beat him so much he ended up wearing dresses

>>151706296
my files have that being someone else, and also that it is in fact a cartoon judge (as well as a seemingly forgotten cartoon lawyer)

>>151706323
Amjad?

How about we have less sperging and more "injury time minute equaliser from a goalkeeper doing a bicycle kick": https://x.com/mattmxlsh85/status/1983309176916095066

>>151706338
Yeah sure thing Liversissy

>>151706256
disgusting

>>151706336
cartoon = anime and they're both for pedos

>>151706343
>doesn't want to discuss actual football and instead wants to carry on his character sperging
What a shock.

>>151706374
Gonna cry about it Liversissy?

Anime judge still living rent free in liversissies head. Mentioning him out of nowhere kek.

>>151706374
yeah he's a bender ignore him but anyway what a shit headed clearance from that guy, get it out the box at least

Liversissy and Livertroony having a melty of monumental proportions

Did liverpool lose again?

>>151706338
Good goal

>>151706391
Weeks of replying to himself undone by a cartoon lmaoooo

>>151706338
LMFAO St Trannies got their axe wounds completed shafted

Still think "troon army" was 190's best gimmick

>>151706116
thanks for pissing off the tranny from manny, now he won't shut up

>>151706426
>Tranny from Manny
Hahahahahahahaha

the Shiva from Liver

>>151706415
you mean anime, that shit we said is for nonces

>>151706415
Proper funny innit

>>151706426
>>151706428
kek

>>151706438
we don't sign our posts here

THE BIG SIX

>>151706478
Where's Liverpool?

angry bitter lad trying to gaslight ME into equating the cartoon greata the likes of bugs bunny to his twisted anime (he somehow calls this art btw) for children starring children. We smell you coming a mile away (hehe)

>>151706478
Where art thou Liverpool?

>>151706420
I think it was the ENIC Out protests
Yids still bring that one up. It's living fully rent-free in their heads

>>151706478
Donde esta Liverpool?

>>151706478
something's missing...

>>151706478
What losing 6 out of 7 games does to a mf

fear we may see the anime judge return to do them both at this point

>>151706478
Proper teams

>>151706478
Chelshit and Livertroon buying the league and still losing TOP KEK

reminder that GB can't complain about "muh sky 6" anymore since sky include newcastle now

>>151706531
Sky 7 then?

>>151706478
Sunderchads we gonna win da league

>>151706538
don't bother lad I've seen that crash and burn already

>>151706478
Liverpool and dem man have to scroll down to see their teams blud :skullemojj:

>>151706478
Big 5*
Only the top 5 have colours

>>151706478
The eternal pigeon

>>151706492
we don't sign our posts here

>>151706548
>he doesn't know
Coefficient

>>151706531
Liverpool centre

>>151706478
Liversissy won't like this one

The tranny from Manny got very pissed by that Aussie and has been replying to himself every minute for the past 10 minutes, hate to see that mental illness

>>151706478
That's Slipperpool out of the title race then

>>151706116
>>151706173
oh he's only gone and done it

Is that diddy or is it martial

>>151706478
The Tranny from Annyfield is gonna reply to himself all night now ffs

Increasingly convinced this thread is 3 or 4 NEETs with psychosis due to cabin fever that support top 6 teams nowhere near where they grew up

KEK he's tried to copy "Tranny from Manny", it actually hurt him

>>151706573
>>151706579
HOWLING

>>151706584
oh my days is that wayne trooney

>>151706584
can't fault it, it's very catchy

>>151706478
God bless Anal Slut for relegating the rats

>>151706565
not just by the aussie but by (you)

>>151706587
Colleen wears the pants in the relationship

>>151706478
Based underdogs toppling the grim money clubs

The mighty Arsenal have done it again

>>151706587
That's Xir Wayne Trooney to you, xhe's getting knighted

>>151706478
Liverpool's next 3 games

> Villa (H)
> Real Madrid (H)
> Manchester City (A)

Wrap it up.

>>151706631
>Wrap it up
what your brown dad wished he did when he plonked your mum on the night you were conceived

>>151706631
Do they even get a point

>>151706626
Princessed*

>>151706669
......Damn

>>151706669
i thought muslims aren't allowed to wear condoms tho

>>151706116
lmao

>>151706696
idk ask the tranny from manny

Always found it interesting that the media turned on Arteta after he was seen liking an anti-trans post on Twitter.

angry bitter lad having a melty for the ages

>>151706478
Good list

>>151706755
we don't sign our posts here

151706756
Dear idiot, we all know it's you mass-replying to your own post. You also have an appointment at the jobcentre tomorrow, so don't miss it.

>>151706583
It’s half term innit

Fucking hell Australia has done him

>>151706797
kek

>>151706797
KEKKK

>>151706750
Arteta is a trans icon

>>151706830
2 lions and a moor

Four Lions because it's the Tranny from Manny's fave film (cast is brown just like him)

>>151706845
KEK when he goes to the transgender convention and needs to hide his beard to look "feminine"

>>151706845
it's acc decent tbf innit
>>151706855
kekola

>>151706538
Reminder that the Top 6 was a phrase coined by the media during the mid 2010s, to include Manchester United in their favourable media coverage when Manchester United started falling down the table.

>>151706783
I broke you kek

>>151706888
we don't type out what squirrely men from brampton do to us

>>151706891
Good on (You) for denying that fanny a (You)

just FINKIN about when liverpool got battered in their anechoic stadium

no other results from yesterday matter ok

not allowed to talk about ch*lsea

>>151705864
Woo! Irish cripple's back! I know you like sexualizing little boys but you couldn't fuck them anyway since you're paralyzed from the waist down

Did The Finker swallow a dictionary??

Slot dropped Salah after waves of football media (ran by Scousers) abuse and it hasn't helped. What will the media force him to do next?

>>151706987
gonna force hime to suck anons willy

>>151706855
why's she got her hand on her face?

Salah has already dropped out of the Liverpool Legends rankings
Even Jose Enrique has kept his spot there!

>>151706478
Kekkk where's slipperpool

>>151707042
..........
.........
.........cos she's got a beard

why were they so smug about losing Trent Alexander-Arnold and keeping us updated on his bench status at Real Madrid like a scorned ex-girlfriend?

>>151707157
>£10m
£8.5m

>>151707157
Hao Ling
Meanwhile losing him is blatantly is the reason why they're so shite now. They won't admit it still but we all know it

>>151707215
Seamus crawling back into /epl/ after taking a pounding week to week

do NOT talk about chelsea

>>151703851
>the autistic son is probably ITT right now

>>151706631
>>151706674
Wait what? I don't watch soccer but didn't Liverpool just spend 500 million euros on new players in the offseason? Are they not doing well?

>>151707286
Afraid not

Ever notice how all of these United "legends" are genuinely deranged in some way? It's either Giggs shagging his brothers wife, Rooney and his grannys or Scholes and his daughter. Then of course there's G Nev.

>>151707157
Fuck sake

>>151707450
Don't start, you're gonna get Mantroony spending the next hour replying to himself

>>151707450
and their kids too
MUFC legend Harvey Price

>>151707480
probably do a better job in front of goal against Grimsby than Sesko

kek compare arsenal to stoke or say the emirates is a morgue and he has a spacker fit for days
kpoop tier supporters

Yes we similarly have brain damage so can tell it's an Arsenal fan melting down, after all it's them who have had 5 losses in a row

Slip

init mad

on paper spurs have the best squad in world football but they get nocked out by shitcastle

nah whats mad is your pathetic samefagging for 450 posts per thread

>>151707450
...and Ronaldo the anal rapist, Greenwood the anal rapist, Beckham the anal enthusiast

I just want somewhere I can discuss football. Is that too much to ask for?

>>151707806
Antony the girlfriend batterer (put back together and covered up by club doctors on several occasions)

>>151707699
>>151707827
If liverpool is losing Liversissy will samefag

you'll watch them all, right?

>>151707691
>on paper spurs have the best squad in world football
???

>>151707806
>Beckham the anal enthusiast

kek

Let's be real, this little pop star, this little diva is not starting over Kulusevski or Maddison. And he wouldn't have even been bought if either of those two were fit.

Liking GILFS is based althoughtbfquitebeit

>>151707968
So he's starting every week forever

>>151703609
why is the conference league like this

>>151707806
>DO YOU TAKE IT UP THE ARSE MRS BECKHAM!

is cundy back

a billion quid to play like stoke and win sweet fuck all lmaooo

>>151708198
>cundy back
>but hes with rory jennings
poisoned challice

>>151708025
It was an entirely avoidable problem that UEFA created for no reason. They wanted a "showcase week" for the Champions League and Europa League where matches for only one competition is shown, they had these in September. Then for some reason, despite the fact that teams in the Conference League only play 6 matches in the league phase, they don't want any Conference League matches played in January (when the Champions/Europa League teams play matchday 7/8). They instead decided to cram in all 6 Conference League fixtures in October/November/December, including the week that the Carabao Cup quarter finals would be scheduled to take place.

Funnily enough, if Palace had been allowed to play in the Europa League instead of Forest, this whole situation would have been avoided.

>>151707901
>pooton

SLOT is an anagram for LOST

I just watched platoon

>>151708201
just arrrsnal fings inni

>>151707827
Sadly you can't because most of these are retards that listen to talksport, share twitter and reddit memes and only care about 3 of the Sky 6. Also there's insane characterfagging especially by a retarded troon from Manchester

>>151708279
Kek thats actually a good one

Adagio for strings

>>151708301
still crying about talksport? bet you read the guardian or something gay like that

>>151708330
No I don't read any news in current year or listen to what you fat builders have to say to shit pundits over the phone.

>>151708343
do you listen to or read anything about football outside 4chan /epl/

>>151708314
more like adios four hairs when slot gets sacked haha

>>151708351
Yeah I do.

>>151708392
what

>>151708371
i expect this type of shit patter from the canadian

>>151708044
But what's a polo?!?!

>>151708397
Coaches' Voice and Spielverlagerung

>>151708414
anything interesting on either of those recently?

>>151708434
Look it up

>>151708446
you read them but have nothing to say about them
must be riveting stuff

Fuck I downloaded casualties of war but it's in russian

>>151708458
Yeah definitely

>>151708464
well next time you read something interesting feel free to post it here
better than crying about what other people post

>>151708469
Should I type a lot for someone who gets upset when talksport gets dissed?

>>151708469
see
>>151708301

>>151708279
FUNERAL is an anagram of REAL FUN. What is your point?

next bread
>>151708488
>>151708488
>>151708488
>>151708488

how to improve a thread
>post something interesting
or
>shit up the thread even more with whinging

>>151708279
>Now you are lost Anakin
>YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF MY TRANSFER WINDOW, JURGEN

I hope everyone loses the premier league

Pretty crazy how quickly people turn on managers. I'm really surprised to see people turning on Slot, and entertaining the idea of sacking him. Surely that is a bit premature?

>>151713272
He's lost 6 out of the last 7 after spending half a billion. I'm only surprised he hasn't been strangled, never mind fired.