Thread 151704957

My 'ders finner heem the fuck out of them Xhecocks

>>151704954
Maye knows sucking balls

>>151704964
I wish this was true

>>151704964
What language is this?

>>151704975
troonistani

new bread
bitch nigga seething coming in
3... 2... 1...

What's his fucking problem?

>>151704997
>black gm

>>151704967
What are you, the authority?

>>151704997
>picks Gayleb instead

jegwers

>>151704999
you can see this punishing guys that have to get the ball out immediately, i need another axis for time to throw

>>151697235
is this real because that's very based

>>151704999
Caleb's above average according to this he is officially not a bust

>>151705024
He finna bust frfr

>>151704999
>his QB isn't MAHOMESIAN

Is Joe Flacco an elite quarterback?

>>151705024
there are funny things not shown in the image:
hurts and jones throw from an easy pocket
caleb's wr1 is always doubled
justin fields usually misses his first read entirely
joe flacco has to quick slant to avoid getting heem'd

>>151705053
>justin fields usually misses his first read entirely
how

>>151705064
watch his play, his tape is wild, sometimes i'm not sure where he knows he's going, he fails to read defense a lot and doesn't audible out when there's an unblocked rusher showing after motion. it's a lot like anthony richardson.

>>151705064
Socio-economic reasons

>>151705064
HE JUST CAINT

Do you think he has strong opinions on the hoodie he has to wear each week on TNF?

>>151705064
He "feels" the play instead of understanding the actual game. This works in college when you have the athleticism advantage and a stacked team but not in the nfl

>>151705064
also, you can tell a qb's ball-iq by their pre-snap process. if your count catches the defense and you can see where they're coming and you don't adapt to that it's on you. watch vets like rodgers, stafford or flacco where when they see something early they change up

>>151705064
Fields does not have a process to read defenses, can not diagnose play adjustments, and never adapted to the small windows in the NFL. If it hasn't happened by now it's never going to.

>>151705135
GPG

guys, we need to have a conversation

>>151705145
What if they gave him some adderall

>dovslop
>mlfslop
Fuck off already

>>151705194
i guarantee his heart rate is always up, like a deer in headlights

>>151705170
Allen is on a clear decline tbqh.

We need to have this conversation

>>151705214
Dov knows ball.

Colts are gonna have 1 more loss to the chiefs then maybe another at the end of the season when they sit their starters. They'll then get a rematch at home against the chiefs in the playoffs where they beat the chiefs 48-41

>>151705135
Palkers

>>151705221
>Hurts
>Top 5
Where?

2025 White vs Black QB's
Week 1: 9-2
Week 2: 7-2
Week 3: 8-1
Week 4: 3-1
Week 5: 4-3
Week 6: 6-3
Week 7: 3-1
Week 8: 4-5

>>151705331
I don't see color.

Which current nfl player is most likely to commit another Aaron Hernandez?

Should he leaves the 49ers, and coach for the LSU?

>>151705372
bad fit for his style of ball, lsu boosters are insane

>>151705372
College football sucks now and coaching college sucks harder. He'd have to recruit a full team and teach a bunch of kids a dumb-downed version of his system every year. Why do way more work for less money?

>>151705228
Script got leaked

>>151705372
No that would be a bad idea

>>151705331
Told u about white boy summer

Wow! What a great performance

>>151704957 (OP)
Is Jaxson Dart spiritually black?

>>151705372
not until he wins an owl. but joe brady is a more interesting and viable candidate since he coached there during the 2019 championship season

>>151705372
Scheme doesn't matter in college football

>>151705520
Jaxson Dart is basically Thad Castle

>>151705536
Kek I love Jameis

Dart has seen too many of his friends get hurt

Has Lameme's bussy finally healed enough from the Chiefs' gaping that he thinks he can take on the unstoppable juggernaut known as Tua Turndaballover?

>>151705554
>he doesn't know the lamar cybernetic calf enhancements during his "hiatus"

Dov makes /spuh/ seethe because he actually knows ball unlike you identitylets

No white boys allowed at corner according to refs

Dov is a false prophet

>>151705520
I don't know about that but he does seem spiritually broken after one 4th quarter ass fucking and two passes that result in season ending injuries
that can't feel good

really makes you think

based dart

>teams with more than 1 loss
lmaooo

>8-26 with 10 minutes to go
Still can't believe it

>>151705520
Aye

>>151705520
>when she sees my RAGING 4 incher

patrick makes ya seethe

damn, joy is looking nicd

/nfl/ is scared that Drake Maye is an MVP candidate in 2025.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnasQbv9CzM

>>151705684
Absolutely retarded

>>151705684
i like the odds for Daniel Jones desu. i don't neccesarily think he's going to win it but at +1600 i'd throw a $20 at it or something

>>151705691
built like taz

>>151705691
Weird body shape, but still would

>>151705583
He gets picked on. But he's a cuck who wears long sleeves and hides the fact that he's white

>>151705684
>Baker at +1400
yeah nah he's disqualified from the conversation after the past 2 weeks

>>151705684
MVP is a fucking joke

there's no way baltimore loses to tua, right?

>>151705684
How the fuck is Dak on this list, default?

>>151705717
long sleeves on a cb is aesthetic

bros, how do I get a gf like this?

>>151705684
>mvp
>is never the highest paid player
???

>>151705717
>has to wear sleeves to hopefully hide that he's white

Wait a minute, I think thought the NFL was ending racism?

>>151705736
why would you want one? who wants mutt children

>>151705712
kek

>>151705583
>crying refball on behalf of a JAG corner
wew

>>151705736
I love black girls so much bro.
>>151705745
No one asked the opinions of incels. Go on Rumble and complain about Bad Bunny playing the Superb Owl.

>>151705736
Show her your Dart jersey

>>151705684
Dak got picked of by a fucking linebacker

>>151705228
>They'll then get a rematch at home against the chiefs in the playoffs where they beat the chiefs 48-41

Sorry Colts fans, but the Chiefs are in rebuild/reload mode and Kelce will retire after this season, so the NFL Inc. wants them to go out on a high note, which means one more reballed run to the Superbowl (where they lose to the Lions in a revenge game for getting blatantly refballed in Week 6).

>>151705762
He's a mid QB on a mid team.

>>151705602

The problem is Shitter Sanders sucks.

>>151705170
Neither of these shitters was ever good

>>151705779
All that hype just for my Ducks to absolutely embarrass Shadman 6-42 and him getting drafted in the 5th round at QB3 to the fucking Browns. Lmao

>>151705766
Irsays memorial season > kelce faggotry especially after swift album sucked

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

>>151705691
Actually built like a man

>>151705338
are you a dog?

Trap games this week
>chorgers tits
>Kangz loins
>raidnigfers jags

>>151705736
potato head
face entirely painted on, sold as accessories

>>151705830
oh im a dirty dog

>>151705847
i kill dogs with shovels

>>151705820
>literally throwing him to the lions
he's going to die

>>151705757
>incels
lel. my 3 year old daughter would beat you at arm wrestling because leftoids are pussies.

>>151705820

Oh hi JJ, how's it going?

>>151705859
That's not very bow wow of u

>>151705859
inshallah brother

>>151705865
>>literally throwing him to the lions
This year is so good

Oh my God, it's Superman!

>>151705833
>>Kangz loins
divisional games can always be wonky, they don't qualify as trap games

Something I noticed
>Media completely ignored total TDs last year when people used it to talk about Jalen Hurts, saying passing tds are all that matter
>Now total TDs matter because Mahomes leads the league in it and Hurts has more passing TDs
lmao

The Loins defense sucks. JJ will go for like 350 and 3 TDs

>>151705997
>Hurts has more passing TDs
Source?

>>151705820
He sucks though

>>151706028
>TFW the kid with cancer asks for a super bowl win before he dies

>>151706023
Ask ya mutha

My berds are gonna get booty blasted by the cowgirls

>>151706048
I accept your concession that your middling QB has lower passing TDs and yards than the imminent MVP.

>>151706055
maybe you can manage to hit mcbride in the helmet in the end zone again

>>151706063
Also I'm trans btw I forgot to say it when accepting that bigots concession

>>151706055
I'd like that

>>151706075
>Jerruh tells a joke
>Cowgirls seethe
I love Jerry more and more as time goes on

>>151706086
he loves drilling deep wells and glory holes

>>151705970
Drake did it better.

Thoughts?

>>151705872
Yeah ok, we believe you.

>>151705331
>44-18 combined
Purely socioeconomic factors

>>151706140
God you know Caleb and Aaron shove those things up their asses... holy fuck.

>>151706140
>tootsie pop
Cringe
>tootsie roll
Based

God I hope the Phins win tonight

>>151706140
God tier candy:
Kit Kats
Reeses
Paydays
Sno Caps
Simple as

How does this make you feel?

>>151706171
They evacuate Bahamians to Canada when hurricanes approach?

>>151706140
Caleb likes those penis lollipops that girls get for their bachelorette parties

>>151706140
Airheads Mystery are just like all the flavors mixed together with white food coloring

>>151706189
I think it's more like no food coloring.

>>151705684
Dak that low is insulting. Not even a demsoys fan. He has no defense and he’s still over .500 is impressive.

>>151705997
wtf are you talking about?
rushing TDs are the only reason lameme and josh allen have won mvps

>>151706180
Imagine Herbert with an O-line like that

>>151706201
Imagine Herbie on literally any other team. The Chorgers have completely ruined his potential

>>151706197
What game has Dak won the team this year?

>>151706209
Many such cases

>>151706180
I wish my team blocked like that consistently

>>151706002
lel you are in for a rude awakening sunday. he will have about 80 yards and a td at most

>>151706140
More evidence that Jalen is a psycho (and that's a good thing)

>>151706140
>sounds good but is it actually?
lmao

>>151706324
I wouldn't Ravens post for a while, anon

>>151706191
They've had the white mystery flavor for at least 20 years.

>>151706260
The "le candy corn is...le BAD" maymay is as Reddit as pineapple on pizza or Nickelback takes. Shit's manufactured.

>>151706324
>ai slop

>>151706341
yeah its the leftover flavors from the session, they just mix em together at the end of the production schedule

>>151706178
Actual hod tier candy list:
Snickers
Reese’s
Butterfinger
Peanut m&ms

>>151706140
Jalen Hurts is a corny nigger

>>151706178
>>151706385
kitkats
reeses
whoppers
chewy sweet tarts

>>151706385
Reese's Pumpkins/Cups
Kit Kat
Milkyway Dark
Mounds

>>151706354
I like candy corn but I think it’s funny how we take corn, turn it into corn syrup, then turn that corn syrup back into corn.

>>151706385
I can't do chocolate anymore, my teeth are too fucked up :(

>>151706324
I want to fuck her armpits

>>151706400
>mounds
I sentence you to 20 years in maximum security prison

Any fellow Cherry Mash enjoyers? My wife fucking hates them, but they were a big part of my childhood.

>>151706140
>candy corn
Based yet also disgusting

>>151706211
The ones where the opponent scored 20+ points

I was gonna be Drake Maye for Halloween but every time I stepped outside in my costume I’d get sexually assaulted by every fertile woman who saw me.

>>151706354
No one likes candy corn. People who claim to are just being contrarian. Circus peanuts and black licorice are actually heinous though

>>151706405
That’s tragic

When will YOU people apologize?

>>151706455
Bix nood sucks

>>151706412
Fuck off, I like coconut with dark chocolate.

>>151706455
Throwing Sean Payton all the pain killers he can steal

>>151706463
I think your team's QB sucks

>>151706452
I like candy corn, especially the fatter candy pumpkins. Not sure what the fuck mellowcreme is, but it's tasty. Circus peanuts are okay, just hard to chew. Licorice is a crime against humanity though.

>>151706473
You're a monster

>>151706455
Once they sweep the Chiefs and win the AFCW. Until then, begone.

>>151705736
be yourself

>>151706398
Eating whoppers gives me that nails on a chalkboard feeling in my neck for some reason

>>151706433
Dak is good at getting the other team ahead on the scoreboard.

>>151706455
When he actually plays like a good QB

the stats say nix is elite

>>151706532
>has a good 6 game stretch
>he's elite
he won't last

>>151706547
Dunking 33 points in the 4th quarter is actually elite

>>151706564
no one called me elite when I dunked my balls in your moms asshole

>>151706149
why are you even here you piece of shit redditor. you will never belong

>>151706532
The stats can be made to say whatever you want them to. “First NFL Quarterback to suck 12 dicks in a row over a 7 game stretch” doesn’t mean he’s gay

>>151706611
...I did.

>>151706611
I bet that sounded a lot more funny in your dumb head before you posted it

>>151706613
Awww you mad?

My QB1 and WR1 haven't played together since week 1

>>151706622
not mad, just disgusted by the presence of such a semen gargling faggot

>>151706624
I have the best WR in the league on >my team

>>151705170
Drake Maye

>>151706625
Oh well... cry harder.

>>151706564
Wow, he did it one time against a superbly bad team. Surely he does it week on week right? Oh he doesn't..

>>151706675
The point differentials in Broncos games so far begs to differ.

semen slurping thread for some semen slurping TNF today
football fucking sucks

>>151706706
? In 2-3 games. Titans kinda, Bengals without Burrow or Flacco, and Cowboys. Everything else was with less than a score, a field goal or less not counting the Eagles

>>151706746
It’d be nice if they can beat the Lions this weekend, but they’re getting spanked.

>>151706746
Delusional

If you were a QB coach and you could only fix/improve a QBs arm or processing, which would you want to have? Its gotta be processing right? There are probably more back-ups with weak arms that make it to the league, but more better qbs if you could only improve their processing a little bit.

The forced media narratives about AJ Brown and the Eagles make me want to commit horrible atrocities at ESPN HQ

>>151706782
Imagine how great black qbs would be if they improved the processing just to the level of white qbs

>>151706790
he's totally going to be requesting that trade any day now, bro

>>151706782
I'd sit the QB down and say, "Listen ace [call him ace to build up his confidence], just go out and give it your best shot. 110%. Leave it all on the field. If you try your best and lose, well there's no shame in that. Winning is just a side effect of us being the best we can be." This is my go-to advice for the youth football team I coach and it works pretty well.

"They" want you to hate the Broncos and Chargers because they're the only teams challenging the Chiefs narrative

Challenge this bussy

>>151706846
Arizona Tea. and not the can...

>>151706865
>"KILLLLL, KILLLL!!!!!!!.... KILLL, KILLL!!!!!"

>>151706746
you should be worrying about your QB even living to see monday, anon

>>151704957 (OP)
>Black QBs Edition
Go Pack Go!

>>151706922
Buncos got you Cards fans all excited to beat them boys, huh?

>>151706865
LARRY! LARRY! LARRY! ALERT! ALERT!

>>151706947
Do mutts count?

would a QB get in trouble if he had slurs in his cadence?

>>151707112
ask jay cutler

>>151707112
>yeeeeaaaaahhh hang the nigger, HUT
Only if Dak does it

>>151707112
For me it was Johnny Unitas' favorite play, "11 Negro Out 1488 F MLK Cross Fire"

>>151704997
I look forward to posting this Everytime Drake Maye throws an interception

>>151706028
>>151705970
>>151705607
>>151705520
>>151704957 (OP)
>Blaxson Dark
Cant trust em

>>151707231
second shooter confirmed

Get his ass Mina.
Nobody comes for the queen.

>>151706947
>Backround letters: IGGERS
What did they mean by all of this?

The average poster in /cfb/ gives off school shooter vibes

>>151707238
>be multimillionaire
>still shop for Halloween costumes at Spirit

>>151707238
This is exactly what I don't want the future of America to look like and thankfully, it's not trending that way.

>>151707301
Trevor has film to watch. He doesn't have time for some fancy costume. They're lucky that he even took that pic with them.

>>151707292
Ridiculous behavior from Mina here.
She should be directing all that energy towards Madison Beer, and fight for her man Herbert like a real woman would.

>>151707332
dudes watch film on the cellphone, the future is now

Chiefs at the Bills should have been SNF

>>151707362
My dick in the Kiwi's ass should've been SNF

>>151707297
It's an n-side joke

>>151707238
>white people

>>151707271
he has exclusively JV secondaries on his schedule so good luck with that

>>151707301
That shit probably still cost $150
>I'm dressing like the hamburglar and seriously just taking a black long sleeve shirt i already own and wrapping white duct tape that I already have around it because a fucking jail costume was $55 at the store and I still needed the hat, tie and mask which would have been $60 more. Oh and a fucking cape.

>>151707400
>he thinks a shitty defense means Maye won't randomly give the ball away
Steelers game says hi

>>151707301
>big and tall
>cheap

Ravens beat reporter Mike Preston says he feels "very comfortable" saying that Lameme tapped out against playing the Bears.

https://x.com/BmoreSportsPod/status/1983505441544974420


Seems like Lamar wanted to skip the games against the Texans, Rams, etc so he could come back and statpad against the Dolphins.

>>151707465
if he wanted to statpad then he would have played against the bears

>>151705691
built like a fucking linebacker

>>151707471
lamar has had crazy numbers against the dolphins, which is why it would be funny if the ravens suck today
>>151707485
should've been pumping out future pro bowlers but hoe life called

>>151707471
This. I kinda think Lamar might have actually been injured. It was his idea to take the ping pong tables and corn hole away. He was on the sideline wearing a play sheet wrist band against the Bears

>>151707362
Everyone and their dog is tired of seeing the Chiefs in primetime

>>151707362
How this works is the networks refuse to give up those kinds of big games to NBC. CBS wants that game for the viewers lol

>>151707524
he definitely was injured, the entire "he's quitting on the team" narrative was a bunch of bullshit perpetuated by nick wright and a handful of other retards who care more about gossipy narratives than football

>>151707557
or maybe, just maybe, everyone saw lamar be fine then when he was losing and frustrated just take himself out of the game then wasn't seen for weeks. it was obvious it's a mental health break.

>>151705691
she had at least 682 football players inside her, but I know one you cucks would still marry her

>>151707567
football isn't your soap opera

>>151705691
what's up with those camera angles? did she approve that? it's literally just ass zoom-ins
i enjoy it, but it seems like a weird thing to post about yourself

>>151707590
Dont make me unfollow you on X

>>151706354
Nickelback unironically sucks though

>>151707567
There were medical staff looking at his leg and he was also visibly upset. These pics and videos didn’t circulate with the “quit his team” narrative. Instead there was a tweet claiming there was no medical staff and he looked fine with a pic of him sitting there.

>>151707590
Yeah it is. I want to hear more about Travis and Kelce

>>151707629
I think it's possible that he was trying to push through an injury and the med guys were like "how about no, you're worth too much money"

>>151707620
Noooo...they had like.... 1 song I liked, 15, 20 years ago. Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing or something. Something in your mouth is the the worst butt rock anthem of all time though, narrowly beating out rockstar

>>151706865
>YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HERE WE GO

based coom

>>151706865
>NECKHURT NECKHURT NECKHURT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWZBQTyOBOE

>>151704964
Is GAyden playing?

>>151707689
>SOMEBODY JUMP OFFSIDES DAMN

You guys aren't falling for the thursday night football meme again are you?

>>151706865
JULIAN! GET IN YOUR SPOT!

>>151707802
>Ravens/Dolphins
Pass

>>151707819
>GET FUCKING SET
>>151707802
not today

>>151707620
I don't actively hate Nickelback or Creed anymore. I'm not going to buy their CD or add their shit to Spotify, but it doesn't trigger me like "Who Let the Dogs Out" or whatever that was popular back in the day for no apparent reason.

mcdaniel press conference predictions?

>>151707942
Pregame
>his smile and optimism: restored
Postgame
>his smile and optimism: gone

>>151707892
Lamar is playing. It could be a fun game I really want to bet but I'm clueless on the line because both teams are wildly inconsistent

>>151707301
I'm more bothered that they're wearing shoes
Commit to the bit or fuck off

rooting for the Ravens to BTFO the Phins so McDaniel gets fired and becomes our OC

What did they mean by this?

HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW YOUTHS? DO YOU LIKE TO TEXT EMOJIIS ON THE GROUP CHAT LMAO? THEN COME CATCH THIS RIZZ ON MY GAMBLING ADDICT PODCAST ON THE D-LOW FR FR ONG. DON'T FORGET ESPN IS YOUR TOP BOOKMARK FOR SPORTS INFLUENCING 6 7 NO CAP.

>>151707314
Don't worry, we finna be a third world country fr fr

>>151708005
>our OC
and which team is that?

It won't happen, he's not getting traded, but are there any cap nerds here that can tell me if it's even possible? How would they pay him?

>>151708069
the best team in the NFC

>>151708053
Seeing ads for Draft Kings and shit makes me angry these days. I'd vote to ban sports/online gambling.

>>151708085
the "best team" in the nfc wouldnt need a discarded HC as their OC now would they?

>>151708101
>the best team shouldn't find ways to improve
dumbass

>>151706140
he's gonna say it confirmed

>>151708096
Fanduel and Draftkings ban you if you win too many bets. Pros have to hire new people every few ekks to place their bets. They treat big losers like gods, invite them to parties in Vegas and tickets for NFL and NBA games where they get taken around by a "hostess" from the companies

>>151708078
the cap isn't real

>>151708096
all the ai kalshi shilling has been getting on my nerves
murder betfags with ice picks

>>151708143
kek, pretty good

>>151708028
Gamers gotta game

>>151708028
bf6 battle royale sloppa just dropped

>>151708117
He really is a 45 year old man, huh?

>>151706140
Absolutely deranged

remember brock purdy?

>>151706398
>chewy sweet tarts

Why can't Jalen throw to his first read

>>151708271
Is that Brock Purdy? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Brocka Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, whitest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe on. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Brock screaming into the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Brock and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Brock, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. White skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That nigga Brock Purdy stole my heart and drank my seed.

>>151708308
Gay

>>151708271
I'm a 49ers fan and I've always liked Purdy, but honestly I feel like the dude needs to either man up and play or just retire.

>>151706140
All terrible choices. I hate all of those candies other than Butterfingers and I don’t particularly like butterfingers either. Caleb Williams is still a fag though

If you're a good parent you separate your kids' Halloween candy between chocolate and the fruity stuff otherwise all the chocolate gets ruined

>>151708450
>having children in the 2020s
noobie mistake

my team finna cop a big boy trade soon
your team finna cope & seethe
fucking kek

>>151705037
Is an horse a athlete???

>>151708450
if you're a good parent you make sure your children are Lions fans first and foremost
t. Loins are 37-11 in my daughters lifetime
>>151708480
shalom

>>151708370
Purdy should have never touched the field, he was mr irrelevant for a reason.
With a halfway decent QB the niners would have had 2 rings recently, Purdy is the only thing keeping them down

>>151708517
Based

>>151708480
You have to be 18 to post here

>>151706140
Its 2025
Every single candybar is trash nowadays. They have cut corners so much filled with palm oil and other trash, nothing is even edible.
If you want something sweet just drink a regular Coke and be done with it

>>151708480
Good goy.

Week 9 predictions:

Dolphins vs Ravens - Ravens
Giants vs 49ers - Giants
Titans vs Chargers - Chargers
Lions vs Vikings - Lions
Patriots vs Falcons - Patriots
Steelers vs Colts - Colts
Texans vs Broncos - Broncos
Bengals vs Bears - Bears
Packers vs Panthers - Packers
Rams vs Saints - Rams
Raiders vs Jaguars - Jaguars
Bills vs Chiefs - Chiefs
Commanders vs Seahawks - Seahawks
Cowboys vs Cardinals - Cardinals

>>151708517
>>151708543
>>151708552
i didn’t create this jewish hellscape but im sure as shit not bringing more people into it

>>151708552
>>151708517
Having kids to spite the ruling class just shackles you even harder to your slave labor.
You going to fight the power by making yourself poorer and more indebted as a wagie?
Thats literally what they want from you, to not be able to break free

A desperate, needy worker is a strong hard worker.
Now get in the cagie, your kid needs braces

>>151708292
I get what this means, but I honestly have no idea if it correlates to being good. What does it truly mean that Jones throws to his first read 75% of the time while Hurts throws 54%, both with a roughly equal EPA? Does that make Jones a schemebabby?
I see bum QBs right next to good QBs all over the chart

>>151708480
I agree. Life has always been mostly shit. People who have kids are just selfish.

>>151708570
>but im sure as shit not bringing more people into it
We need more workers and consumers
Breed fast and hard goy

>>151708581
>expecting breeders to have any sort of critical thinking skills

>>151708581
>>151708598
>t. ends 3.7 billion years of unbroken reproduction because he read a blog online once

>>151708517
Can I date your daughter?

>>151708614
The world is 6000 years old

>>151708586
It says more about Kevin Patullo and Shane Steichen than it does about Jalen Hurts and Daniel Jones

>>151708292
My guess is it's two things
1. Play calling. The route combinations they've been running this year are atrocious, often no one is open and he has to make something happen (like in mp4 related).
2. I think part of it is how fast he goes through his reads these days. He's always been a football autist that drills into his weaknesses to fix them, and something he was working on was is post snap proccessing. He was really slow going through reads in the past, but recently it seems like he's overcompensated a bit. He turns down first-read throws that while not wide open could be completed if he throws it with confidence on time or gives his guy a second or two longer to break open.

got them breeders in a tizzy kek

>>151708637
part 2 reminds me of something I think Dan Orlovsky said during peak Brandon Staley days about Justin Herbert reading too fast and jumping off guys who break open after

>>151708581
Get the fuck out of this thread, jew. Your rhetorical pilpul jew magic tricks don’t work here. Go jerk off to bbc qb porn with your little circumcised pecker

>>151708648
Not an argument, its objective reality
If you want to bitch about the ruling class and people like Schwab controlling you, you had better be independently rich and not have a job.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YOU CANT SPREAD ANTI-NATALISM AND TELL PEOPLE TO NOT HAVE CHILDREN!
>Yes, I know your children are born into a world indifferent from them.
>Yes, I know they will struggle with stress, pain and anxiety all their lives until they are old and sick.
>Yes, I know they are also born with sin.
>Yes, I know that this world I created will tempt them to sin again and if they do sin I will send them to hell for literal eternity.
>Yes, I know some are born in wealthy families and others suffer in abusive ones. It's just my plan, dont worry about it.
>Yes, I know some are born without knowing about me. But I don't punish them or allow them into heaven. Unless they know about me, then I will.
>Yes, this world will ultimately end in judgement day and there will be no more newborns ever again.
>BUT YOU HAVE TO BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY! Because... YOU JUST DO OKAY!

>>151705684
mvp really do be a popularity contest

>>151708674
though everyone hated mahomes tho

>>151706470
>Took out Dexter Lawrence and Abdul Carter
>Rushed 3 at the end of a game in Denver
>Practice squad tier secondary
Surely Bo has better highlights than this

>>151708674
awards literally mean nothing anymore, the probowl is just a meme, the mvp is flawed and just a QB popularity contest as you said, and old ass bobby wagner is still raking in allpros for shit he did during the obama administration

>>151708598
>>151708641
>breeders
turn your trip back on bradysknee you faggot

Vikings really about to get assraped this Sunday

>>151708697
dont ever accuse me of being that cum guzzling shitlib, i would never insinuate that gape gaye is an actually good QB

why is fitzpatrick still allowed on tv

>>151708704
Is that before or after the Lions game?

I like to watch football from the National Football League

>>151708656
I don’t bitch about anything like that and I have kids and I’m not independently rich. Even if you’re not a jew, all childfree retards are honorary jews. Fuck off and let people enjoy their life how they want. Anybody who uses the term “breeder” on that context deserves to be drawn and quartered

>>151708714
the entire TNF crew aside from tony gonzalez should be thrown into a pot of boiling feces
>>151708727
you can thank our HERO Mr. Goodell for that

>>151708727
go fuck yourself

>>151708727
same

>>151708727
Why?

>>151708736
The irony in this post is palpable

>>151708736
>you’re jewish for not wanting to subject your own innocent flesh and blood to live in a miserable shithole world ruled by jews
…alright then

is the season over yet?

>>151708760
Next one won't be any better

>>151708760
Yeah its over

>>151708760
for the aints it is yes

>>151708754
Anyone who isn’t white i hope agrees with you but for white people we need as many babies as possible. Any argument against that is just kikery

Sorry for being a contrarian bozo but I say the Phins will Win tonight.

>>151708784
If Lamar is healthy it won't be close

>>151708784
im rooting for the gay fish so that the kiwi can seethe and go dormant for a week after his ratbirds lose

>>151708760
Shough is starting

>>151708784
I hope so. They’re my grandmom’s favorite team other than our city’s team and she’s staying up late tonight to watch the game.

>>151708791
He's got a bad hamstring I think he's going to take it easy on his feet

>>151708784
Tua is going to throw 4 interceptions

I feel like this is the season where we will see a player or coaching staff member beat the shit out of a ref

>>151708760
>>151708796
Rattler isn't even that bad, it's pretty dumb to bench him

>>151708799
lucky. my grandma was a p*ckers fan and it made me nauseous

Fitz is such a prick. I would spit in his face if I ever met him.

>>151708829
She liked Favre I guess? My grandmom loved Dan Marino apparently and when she was a kid they went undefeated

>>151708845
What are you upset about?

someone pls post the webm of Lamar eating two plates of slop

>>151708848
she would be in her mid 80's if she was still alive so she was around for all of it since the Bart Starr days. it makes me sick that the upper peninsula of Michigan is puckers fags. i want that shithole nuked

>>151708878
They are never gonna have a white QB again are they?

>>151708881
>eating two plates of slop
stop spreading misinformation. one of those plates was for Spotemgottem

>>151708894
They linked up?

>>151708845
You're just mad you don't have his roller skatin' skillz

>>151708884
rightful wisconsin clay

>>151708888
checked. double holy digits means they will have a white qb again soon, trust the process

>>151708907
Sneed it or Chuck it?

>>151708884
What happens here?

DeSean Jackson (Delaware State) and Mike Vick (Norfolk State) are currently facing each other as coaches at the Linc. Pretty cool.

>>151705602
Caleb, poole and all the other shitheads at Chicago have the same agency.

On their website they have a highlight about how they got Dak his historical contract. lol…….

egbigboo

>>151708949
Where is Point place on that map?

>>151708991
What's Point place?

my Colts would bootyblast both of these shitter teams

>>151709002
the town from That 70's Show, zoomie

>>151709013
Shit show for retards
We all know you look and act like Fez

is he right?

>>151709021
i actually act like how Hyde acts in real life

>>151709013
>zoomie
I'm not a zoomer. I watched that show a bunch, honestly never knew there even was a name for their town lol.

>>151709026
Nah, Blo Dix sucks. He's worse than Penix, even.

>>151709068
overrated. who would want to impregnate a shameless whore like this?

>>151709113
straight men, which explains why you're not interested

I have mobile quarterback fatigue

>>151709147
say what you really mean, coward

Why do teams even have punters anymore? Why not just sign a guy like Anthony Richardson who just arm punts the thing way more accurately than a punter ever could?

First for my Raiders.

Stay strong fellow Commiebros

>>151709278
How can you stay strong, when your QBs ligaments are not strong?

>>151708949
The sell terrific legal weed and they root for the Packers
>>151709007
I bet those bolt ons are hard as rocks

The Dolphins should build around Mitchie like the Colts are with Danny!

>>151709361
based mitchie kisser

>>151709234
>'arm punt' it from your own 20 to their 20
>no one touches it and it goes out of bounds
>other team gets it at your 20

Dolphins arent winning another game this season

>>151705328
>>Sort by yards

(You) don't know ball

>>151705691
Legitimately vomit inducing

>>151706624
Mine haven't played together in over a year

>>151709278
God damn, was it really that many?

>>151710097
>cuckskins
>destroying the knees of promising young QBs and ending their career
Name a better duo

>>151710141
>>destroying the knees of promising young QBs and ending their career
... is what WOULD be happening if they made JD5 play the way Snyder did for RG3

>>151705520
>Is Jaxson Dart spiritually black?

Nah

>>151710164
Slap a brace on him and throw him out there!
>out for 3 more weeks

Its so over

Where the fuck is the new TNF general

>>151710252
Does the Ravens raping the 'phins need a genny?

Fitzmagic looks like a manlet on the sideline

>>151710252
The website is broken my guy

Is it a problem that blacks are too low IQ to play the position of QB in the white man's sport of football in the NFL?

>>151710097
This chart sucks because it should show W's and L's

>>151710097
they literally just got the ball down 4 every week and drained 7 minutes of game clock and scoring the game winner

>>151705024
He's only had 7 games with Ben Johnson

>>151705145
What was his record with the Steelers?

>>151705221
I am a BIG Hurts fan, but lets not forget he has:
Top 5 Defense
Top 5 OL
2 #1 receivers
Hall of Fame running back
Highly competent coach
Offense tailored to his strengths
Highly competent GM

Easy to be efficient when you're not down 28-6 every game

Bakey :)

>>151710449
They're not down 28-6 every game because he's efficient though

>>151710526
I don't understand the upside down logo sports merch trend

>>151710182
>>out for 3 more weeks
You wish. He's playing Sunday

We're going to have to suffer through months of "Lameme is totally a top 3 QB" shit again, aren't we?

>>151710641
well, he is

>>151710568
Could be worse

>>151710660
Top 10, probably. Top 3, no chance in hell.

>>151710696
For me, it's the ASHOS and ANAELS

>>151710744
Nah he's at least top 5, and probably top 3

Zac Taylor will somehow not be the 2nd head coach fired this season

>>151710696
this is just further evidence that 90% of MLB logos are pure shit

It's fucking baffling how clips from the year 2000 genuinely look like it's the 80s. Was the fidelity really that ass when we were younger? Zoomers need not apply.

Future Redskins OC - Mike McDaniel

>>151710641
He is a top 3 QB.
>inb4 playoffs
A lot of great QBs struggled in the playoffs. Why do players of the past get romanticized to the degree to where we act like they didn't have their faults just like today's players?

>>151710744
There are not 4 QBs better than Lamar Jackson, let alone another 4 or 5.

>>151710696
>18 innings
>Dolayers
Pottery

Speaking on QBs, why do so much people think Mahomes will win MVP? Chiefs record isn’t that amazing and Baker, Maye, Stafford have done just as well as Mahomes

>>151710907
Future Redskins DC - Literally anyone please god who is available please set us free

>>151710969
Mahomes can't even stay in shape

>>151710907
I seriously doubt Kliff is going anywhere. I can see him going to the Texans, to the Titans to work with Cam Ward depending on who gets the HC job, or the Raiders although that's a shit situation. He could also just sit a year or two out and wait for a better opportunity. I really think he would do well with Cam Ward though, provided the new Head Coach in Tennessee is more of a hard ass.

>>151710969
Mahomes is tied for most passing TDs and second in yards, and this was after 3 or 4 games without WR 1 or 2. Since he got them back, his stats are far and away the best in the league. Season's not over though.

>>151711000
>I seriously doubt Kliff is going anywhere
>Stage 1: Denial
It's over, brother. He was getting HC opportunities last year.

Maybe the reffies were the friends we made along the way

>>151711051
I'm not a Cumhandlers fan, I don't really care that much. In that case, Mike McDaniel going to DC would be a good fit considering Jayden Daniels can actually see over the line and doesn't have a noodle arm.

Is there some idiot out there watching a pirate stream for this game?

>>151711122
Probably, but I don't know why you'd want to watch this garbage.

>>151711120
>Mike McDaniel going to DC would be a good fit considering Jayden Daniels can actually see over the line and doesn't have a noodle arm.
Kek people said the exact same about Kliff
Manlets...

>>151711122
Who wants to watch the Ravens and the Dolphins this year?

Can you imagine being forced to root for fucking Tua while living on a straw hut on a island? Grim.

Has anyone convinced themselves to stop watching clear blowouts? The game is over but I still have some slight hope the dolphins might do something.

>>151711282
Did you not see the Gnats and Donkeys game? There's no hope for Tua, but real professional teams might have a shit for an improbably comeback.

>>151711282
I turned it off in the 1st quarter

How does a New Yorker decide that they're going to be a Jets fan? Like, what's the deciding factor?

>>151711320
Masochism and/or foot fetish

>>151711282
That Giants/Broncos game might have convinced some to keep tuning in to clear blowouts

>>151711282
I do on Sundays, but there is almost nothing else on right now

>>151711320
Their dads, usually. I would have been a Patriots fan if it weren't for my dad telling me that would be sacrilege

>>151711320,
Wanting to be different or being from queens/Long Island

>>151711282
I haven't even checked the score of this game. I don't watch primetime games I'm not interested in. I'd rather shitpost here or read a book.

>>151711377
I'm a Patriots fan

>>151711282
If it's Thursday or Monday, I stop watching and get ready for work the next day. Other than that, I have a lot of free time so I stay

>>151710349
>white man's sport
>75% black
>even QB, the position they systemically gatekept forever is getting blacker

>>151711403
He was annoyed I even considered being a Chargers or Patriots fan when I got into football. Just saying, usually someone's parents get them into a team from childhood, at least in the US

Dolphins are going to come back and have a winning season.
I can just feel it

>>151711486
As a kid being told I had to support my local team made me want to support anyone else but them desu.

>>151711545
Based contrarian. I didn't support my local team until they were good, but I stick with them now that they suck again

>Ravens win
>Can barely even celebrate because the captcha won't fucking load

I want a website that works

pooa just had to get one in

when will the NFL step in and do something about this franchise?

What happened to this guy?
I still remember when everyone said he was the genius behind the 49ers offense.

Will Cheddar Sanders get a start for the Browns this season? Dillon Gabriel isn’t a starting caliber QB even if you’re being an optimist. Hell, I’m pretty sure hes not even an actual third round level pick and knew he was a backup QB at best.

>Faggothead stadium

Lol

More proof the Broncos totally threw that 20-70 game just to spite Russ

>>151711626
Tua is shit, being a HC is a different skillset than being an OC

>>151711626
Time for him to come home (to Philadelphia)

>>151711601
Oh thank god it's not just me

>>151711644
If Shedeur doesn't at least start a few games, it will be proof that Stefanski hates him

if you live in florida you deserve pain and suffering

>my chiefies still in their heads rent free
>my chiefies keeping fraud teams in our division sweating
>my chiefies still inducing melties by doing nothing
oh yeah, we still own /nfl/

>>151711748
incest flyover fingers typed this post

>>151711626
his offense is capped because Tua can only succeed playing one way but the whole league (except the falcons lol) has tape on it. The roster is also mid on top of being demoralized by Tua

>>151711644
What makes you think shitter would be a better option?

>>151711626
He needs a competent QB. Flores was right, Tua is fucking trash. Dump his ass after the season and give McDaniel at least another year to try and fix things.

>>151711767
McDaniel got more chance than Flores did

>>151711626
Dude is a great playcaller and schemer. He’s just not a great HC and Tua is shit.

>>151711763
Nothing. But if all your options are garbage, might as well try the unknown garbage to see if it’s more than garbage. The season is already lost so see all your playing cards.

So we all agree Lamar is elite right?

>>151711626
He reminds me of the other McDaniel. Good OC, shit head coach.

>>151711791
he holds the ball too long and takes too many sacks.

>>151711791
Is a top 5 QB and a recent MVP elite ? I’m not sure, let me ask ChatGPT.
At this point — yeah, it’s hard to argue otherwise.

Lamar Jackson has consistently shown he’s an **elite** quarterback by almost any measure:

* **MVP-level production:** He’s already won one MVP (2019) and, as of 2025, is often in the mix again. Few QBs have ever combined that level of individual dominance with team success.
* **Dual-threat ability:** He’s the most dynamic runner at QB in NFL history *and* has evolved as a passer — reading defenses better, improving accuracy, and running a more structured offense under Todd Monken.
* **Winning impact:** The Ravens are perennial contenders when he’s healthy; their offense and win percentage drop dramatically without him.
* **Advanced stats:** He routinely ranks near the top in EPA/play, QBR, and efficiency metrics — even without always having elite receiving talent.

Some detractors used to say he needed playoff wins or better passing numbers to be considered “elite,” but he’s checked most of those boxes now.

Would you say he’s the *most* elite QB right now — like top 3 with Mahomes and Allen/Burrow — or just comfortably in that top tier?

>>151711282
Glad I’m not a dumbass like you and I turned it off at the start of the 4th quarter and put on a movie. Woke up and checked the score and nothing was a surprise. I watched Crime and Punishment USA which was a remake of the classic Dostoyevsky novel only set in the beat generation of 1950s California instead of 19th century Russia. I think an attempt was being made to draw attention to the way that the nihilistic, atheistic, and pessimistic culture of tsarist Russia were unintentionally and unconsciously being adopted into the late 50’s youth culture of the so-called “silent generation”.

It was a decent movie, nothing special. If you liked the book by Dostoyevsky you’d like the movie, because they followed the plot of the book very closely. A young George Hamilton starred, back when he was like a heterosexual version of Anthony Perkins and not a tanning bed salesman yet