Thread 151707828

Seguin Edition
/hoc/vious >>151697475

First for Bo Horvat.

BOO!

if this bald hockey player can get married then so can you

>>151707842
Girls actually like bald guys. They come across as confident.

>>151707842
i don't want to get married

>>151707842
but i don't want to get married

calgary flames :)

>>151707828 (OP)
>Seguin is old
Where has the time gone bros

>>151707842
Im bald

Which accent is the funniest in hockey?

/playoffsbound/

>>151707842
Apparently Miller tried to tell Petey that this insta-thot was only after his money.

>>151707842
they both look weird, his dome is too big like brainiac and her mouth to wide like melina from mortal kombat

someone meme that

>>151707905
No

>>151707891
Jannik Hansen (Denmark)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELqpntoHLB8

>>151707899
lol was that what the dustup was about? Miller is a total bro

game day flamesbros :)

>>151707955
soon!!

early start for flames fans tonight
hockey during supper.

This rainy weather has me sleepy bros. Not sure if I can stay up and watch the game with you fellas tonight

Genuinely having a pint right now lads

>>151707974
careful not to bump your head when you go to bed, that way you can get up in the morning

>>151707842
I'm not a millionaire

>>151707988
giwtwm

>>151707988
Might spill if you keep holding it sideways.

>>151707991
Jen!

The Pens fan who fell 40 feet onto concrete is still alive it seems, and the Penguins officials are angling that he fell because he was a dumbass and not because the arena being unsafe. More NHL news at 11.

>>151707962
I'm thinking a wolf shutout and hoob hatty
they wont know what hit them!!

>>151708043
I think so too. The dynasty begins tonight

>>151708043
yeah! do you think lombo would fight his former teammate, i dont even wanna say his fuckin name, from their time as kitties?

>>151708036
He’s a yinzer of course it’s his fault

>>151708036
do you think he was posting on hoc when he fell?

>>151708089
>199-WHOA WHOA WHOA

>>151708036
I expect a lawsuit soon

are my stars good this season or not

>>151708089
/hoc/ doesn’t go to games

>>151708122
I’m about to go to a game right now bitch

>>151708081
i think lobo stiff arms brady with his left arm while jabbing stützle and upper cutting the ref with his right.

SNES - 4
Flims - 2

>>151707842
But I’m short

>>151708122
I went to a game last season but left after the 1st period because I didn't know what to do during intermission.

>>151708122
cope i went to a pre season game

>>151708132
Based have fun! :)

>>151708089
why? because he's a retard?

>>151708122
I don't even watch the games

>>151708141
You're supposed to get up and buy a $16 heineken tallboy

We don't keep receipts here

Accidentally left the arena and had to talk to the fucking supervisor to let me back in.
>no re entry

>>151708237
retard alert

>>151708141
Watch the Timbits fail to get a goal

>>151708237
I don't get how that accidentally happens

>>151708255
There was a random door in bowls of the building that locked behind me and forced me down a bunch of halls to these doors that led out of the arena. Not my fault the arena was designed by retards. Also not my fault that I'm a retard.

my two favorite teams are playing each other bro's

>>151708036
>remains safe
Doesn't seem too safe seeing as someone just fell two stories.

>>151708113
Yeah, from the guy he hit on the way down

>>151708291
True. They should make that it 1 story so this never happens again.

>>151708305
In Pittsburg it's considered a good omen to be struck by someone on the way down.

in Pittsburgh we swanton bomb fellow yinzers at least once a week

Feels good knowing my Habbies are gonna be the Canadian team to bring it home :)

>>151708285
lmao this nigga has two teams like nigga how can you be a fan of two opposing interests my nigga you need to get a clue

>>151708345
Flames are in the West Our Sennies are in the East

>>151708270
https://youtu.be/zn-mrlm7N8E?si=rmTkBRtArzIgXyuV&t=293
its these red doors way up in the nosebleeds of the saddledome, I dont think they say anything to warn you that you'll get trapped outside if you use them.

You end up going down the red things on the side of the saddledome.

/hoc/ niggas be like hmmm where does this unmarked door must be to my seat sksksksksksk

>>151708357
Some retard trying to suck out dor a smoke probably

>>151708357
Not all of us are as smart as you are anon

>>151708365
or smart at all from the sounds of it

>Mathew Barzal will not play against the Carolina Hurricanes on Thursday after he arrived late to Lenovo Center for the team's morning skate.
KWAB

>Zayne Parekh
>Brayden Pachal
Flames status: redeemed

>>151708355
At least the Flames pay a tard wrangler to let people back in.

>>151708383
https://youtu.be/_Tr8KRqyGJk?si=f1XTaKOGdj1hCGrL

>>151708354
lmao and he cheers for two canadian teams on top of it im gonna shit my pants ova here

mckenna will bust
stenberg will be the draft GOAT

>>151708355
nigga there are literally signs that say if you leave you cant get back in

t. season ticket holder who once had season tickets in the 300s, currently in 213

>>151708420
But he got back in though?

Canes bros, our response?

I love Piper Shaw

>>151708432
randys broadly seem happy for him and also happy that it wasn't their team signing it

>>151708432
does he not understand that he is benefitting from circumstance? is he fucking dumb?

>>151708455
Youre right he should have took less money on a shittier team. What a fucking retard.

what's no milly dilly finna have a melty about tonight

Not too late to get those single game parlays in!

>>151708420
Where are the signs tho?
On those specific doors?
Also whats the deal with section 114 vs 115? I seem to remember that for 115(?) you have to go down stairs and then up stars to end up pretty much in the same spot at 114 where you only have to go down stairs directly into the lower bowl.

>>151708467
multiple basedboy arm sleeves, grim

tick tock nuck bros

>>151708467
they look like they're about to play an exceptionally mid edm set

>>151708489
They’re fake they’re paying tribute to Seguin

>>151708497
Is that real?

>>151708487
Yah wtf is happening here lmao

>>151708498
Well they are in Tampa

>>151708509
'fraid so

>>151708510
SOVL

>>151708509
raid o

czech twitter account that broke the necas signing about thirty minutes before the announcement said that bruins, leafs, and rangers all offered about 13x7

>>151708515
>>151708530
I would die in a shootout before they stole my house

>>151708545
yeah but you live in a studio apartment

Only shit teams today

>>151708497
Canadians are such a joke lol

great rendition

>>151708563
Is he a family guy?

>>151708535
Weird because he wasnt even a free agent yet

Korpi with the back to back starts. The German learned from Sacco's errors

>>151708535
I can't wait to see what a desperate Chris Drury fighting to keep his job will throw money at this off-season

all posters be advised: i have selected buffalo boston for my nightly viewing

Wolf looks bigger tonight

>>151708628
He might be using a bigger font

>>151708628
He's not a pup anymore.

>>151708122
Saw Ottawa lose 5-4 to the Islanders. We blew a 2-0 lead and Pinto missed a penalty

Happy Randies get btfo by islanders fans day

4 on 1 is harder than 2 on 1 imho

>>151708662
hey Spiderman please send me some MJ nudes

>>151708662
based retard

it's Spider-Man

>>151708670
How hard is 5 on 1?

Jesus Christ Ullmark is ASS

>>151708692
The Flames have a great offense

puck foombler

Where the FUCK is Wolf

>>151707828 (OP)
My penguins ):

hoob out there with a backcheck to put marner's to shame

>>151708662
have fun randy!

>sophia with the bench interview
>many rods were sprung

>>151708723
Wow guess i wont be watching a late game today

>>151708692
lack of gay sex has destroyed him

>>151708474
I guess are fucking dumb too. He got that deal for two reasons

>make the Rantanen not looks like a complete shit show
This was still a shit show, and they only saved 500K in a year when the salary cap was going up. Traded him to a team that did not want to be on just to end up BACK in the same division as the Avs

>anyone worth any serious money already resigned for the 8-year deals
This is going to be a problem with a lot of the teams in Cap hell right now. they have some long-term deals in place. If they don't plan out, they will drag the team down. While teams with Cap space and flexibility don't need to trade for those contracts as they all have a ton of young talent.


Good for him but the team has "trust" in him because there is literally no one else

>>151708662
Dont fall off the ceiling bud

My sabres are on!

fuck the post

Alex Lyon isn't half bad

>>151708764
I was just thinking about this earlier. More money is one thing but why all the term?

haha sizzling geekmeister

GEEKIE SSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSS

>bunch of our good guys aren't playing
I think my flames are trying to tank

The Flames are unstoppable

>>151708803
enjoy your number 10 pick

I can't skate

>>151708797
2spooky4me

>>151708804
>try to tank
>cant stop scoring
must be our flames

kek what a bitch

>>151708813
>>mlb
>>nfl
>>nba

>>151708813
neither can I

>>151708830
the face of a man who has won vezina but never competed in round 2

Our bussi is on display for everybody to see tonight Canesbros

P A S T A
A
S
T
A

my sabres :(

is this good

>>151708842
Sorry bud, i wish your sabres success

PASTA SSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSS

>>151708846
depends who you ask

>>151708764
>I guess are fucking dumb too
How unfortunate for you, I didnt read anything after that.

>>151708846
0%

>>151708842
Keep your chin up anon

>>151708813
My dad tried to get me into hockey but I was too retarded for it

>>151708846
>beating the powerhouse team that is the Sabres
>being proud of that

Sabres - Flames alliance when

>>151708840
I wish my broons had retained him and let korpisalo walk

>>151708789
beside next year changing it to a max of 7 years, I really don't know why so many of these 8-year deals are being signed and almost all of them have a NMC with Necas contract having a modified no trade clause in his last year 2034...

I think a lot of these 8-years deals made this off-season are going to backfire.

>>151708861
my parents didnt care about sports so I never got into it :(

for me it's zonetime

Jokiharju is such a cool name

>>151708861
I got memed into playing lacrosse. It wasn't even fun after 8th grade but no one else knew how to do faceoffs so I kept playing. We sucked.

My hurricanes are winning bros

>unlike his islanders

>>151708883
lacrosse is a sport for chads

>he didn’t get suspended for fighting in high school hockey

Get on my level plebs

They're calling Wolf "cooly" now because he's such a cool guy

I played soccer because my parents didn't want me to get hurt playing hockey. Soccer is by far the most played sport in Canada, FIFA 2026 is ours

>>151708891
I worked with a guy who was gigachad with a hot gf with a big butt and he played lacrosse collegiately

I played Tennis. I was the MVP of a team that lost every game

but Buffalo will have almost 2 seconds of power play time to start off the 2nd period

>>151708893
cooley has a cute bunny :3

>>151708891
One of my best friends in elementary school would always talk about how he was gonna go pro in lacrosse when he was grown up. Looked him up recently and find out he's a pro lacrosse player now.
:)

I played hockey and basketball

My favorite position was defense in hockey so I could heem manlets because I couldn’t handle the puck too good

>>151708883
Better than growing up in the sunbelt and becoming a literal CTE retard playing football

J U S T L I K E M Y I S L A N D E R S

>>151708912
Very cute <3

The most based position in sports is the center in American football and/or the holder in American football.

>>151708916
Can you teach Owen power how to hit?

>>151708927
True, football is fucking stupid.

>>151708934
There are literally 0 centers that are also holders

>>151708934
Also goaltender in hockey is based as well of course

>>151708940
Center is based, as is the holder

Why are pundits and bigger tubers (like that guy Dangle) incapable of stating the real problem with the leafs, that being
>they're a team that doesn't play like one
>their 13 million dollar star is over the hill, doesn't give a shit, and/or injured to the point where he cannot play the same anymore
>no focus on what type of team they want to be

Not even worth caring about, since the players clearly don't, but I feel for Knies, Tavares, and Stolarz, they clearly give a shit, shame
I'll cheer for the Habbies this year.

I want to fuck this lesbian so bad

>shitty officiating in the Lenovo center

Many such cases

>>151708957
Caroline Cameron is not a lesbian. I know this because she is my wife.

I dont understand why football exists when rugby is the same game butt way better

>>151708957
Rachel maddow doesn't seem like a hockey fan

>>151708946
can't believe i didn't make the cut

nfl punter would be a cool job

>>151708974
It's American culture. The common leaf will never understand. Just think of football to them is equivalent to hockey to us.

>>151708974
My parents bought me a PS2 after I heemed some kid in pop warner

>>151708972
me on the right

>>151709000
Based. My parents would buy me a pack of pokemon cards if I got an assist, and five packs if I scored a goal

>>151708972
I want her to gargle my pee before she swallows it

Even with the injury risks, I am thrilled to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey this afternoon.

UH OH STINKY


THE ISLANDERS ARE GETTING BUTTFUCKED

what are you wearing to the /hoc/ halloween party tomorrow night?

JLMI

It's weird hearing Bucci say bussy

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>151709017
Canucks """"girl""""

Eating a caesar salad with chicken

>>151709020
trb had better watch his cornhole

>>151709047
With croutons?

Sportsnet running a Kia commercial where a woman drives lmao ok ok enough

>>151709052
Yep

it's been two months since i've eaten meat

>>151709053
I'd trust a woman in a Kia over an Indian in a Kensworth

>>151709022
tim horton's brother jim horton

>>151709061
Your mom ate my meat last night

>>151709061
why? meat tastes good and has nutrients

The box score doesn’t tell the whole story, if the hurricanes didn’t score three times it would be an evenly matched game

>>151708913
congrats to him on living his dream :)

>>151709095
The Islanders would be leading if they were they team that scored three

>>151708946
coached by torts

>>151709108
That may be true, but if both teams scored the same amount of goals, the score would be tied.

>>151709022
I'll be a sexy cop

>33 seconds into the 1st
>Boeser injured

>>151709134
Are all of your costumes sexy?

>>151709134
Are you gonna arrest me zaddy

>>151709074
hold on.... you spoke to my mother last night??

>>151709040
MASSACHUSETTS MENTIONED :D

Can't wait for next year
:)

Dahlin doesn't get the whole "shot on goal" idea

>>151709061
are you getting enough protein and nutrients?

i forgot drouin was an islander now

>>151709154
greasy pole ass nigga

>>151709145
not my pikachu onesie
>>151709148
only if you're exceeding the area sexy limit

>>151709022
Slutty NHL commissioner

limp bizkit - break stuff is charting in the top 25

>>151709220
the king is back :)

>>151709177
you wouldn't say that to my face

>>151709240
south shore pansy

I was told the Blues were bad.

massive two shits lol

>>151709273
They are

>>151709266
meet me in lawrence

that's a hook lmao

>>151707869
Take me back

knights play a matinee game tomorrow on nevada day bro's

joker can't buy a goal

>>151709287
don't go near the phillips andover fags sorry bud

>>151709322
My at the front left with the balding head

Ottawa crowd sure is ugly

>>151709341
monitor on

Wait so the Islanders scratched a guy for being late, and then the replacement was also late

>>151709338
I never got rejected since I knew I was too stupid to get accepted

>>151709341
Fat too

>>151707869
it feels only like yesterday when Seguin had teenaged girls twerking on video for him

>>151709228
never left

how the FUCK was that not a goal

>>151709376
Which game?

>>151709341
Looks like the white trash capital of canada, whats going on in Ottawa

why does a tire shop sell cookware?

My isles look terrible but at least >ourtwink scarred

smokin that Kiefer wrapped ina Sherwood

>>151709391
i've wondered this for a while too

>>151709341
isnt the arena like 30 km west of the city in some hick town

>>151709388
a lot of flames fans must've made the trip

oetter cant win with these cats

>>151709386
stors blots and it turns out it was

>>151709391
Canadian tire is like the biggest Dollarama in the world. I don't even know how it makes money.

>>151709408
Judging by the ugly fat hick crowd I believe it

>>151709420
Flamiacs are handsome

>>151709430
Ref panicked for sure

>>151709444
Can only speak for myself but its true.

accepted a new job offer today bros, gonna get nice and drunk to celly :)

>>151709521
Congratulations bud :)

>john bussy grass

I got a hairy butt myself but I wouldn’t call it bussy grass

castle lips

>>151709521
Congrats anon!

shits getting real

Ace utterly BTFO holy kek
https://x.com/heatdaddy69420/status/1984042838615887987

these referees man

>>151709530
>>151709609
thanks buds, i'm excited :)

These games are boring as fuck compared to world series baseball

>>151709668
What are you going to be doing fren?

What the fuck is wrong with these refs in the wild/pens game? Absolutely horrible officiating.

>>151709679
underwriter for commercial cyber insurance

>>151709679
female body inspector :)

>>151709679
Fluffing bulls for Blacked

>>151709713
Someone's got some big money on this game.

>>151709022
hockey player wife

>>151709762
I'd kill myself if that was my job

>>151709679
professional hitler impersonator

>>151709790
fortunately for you, it isn't :)

i want a chocolate bar

>>151709772
Nah, no money just tired of seeing retarded refs fuck my penguins.

>>151709813
Wow thats so true

lmao the Canucks are flying in outer space and have a servant robot

>>151709820
*hands you a marner*

>>151709820
Im losing it waiting for halloween candy to go on discount

>>151709855
All together. All in.

last year I carved pumpkins and put out some decorations on my porch and no one came for candy :(

my sabies

I work for a company that tells health insurance companies that they can fuck off and they need to pay hospitals, heath insurance companies sometimes just won’t pay hospitals even though everything was coded correctly and the care the patient received was covered by their claim. We told an insurance company once that it would be cheaper to pay the hospital then if they got the shit sued out of them because they just didn’t pay a hospital.


TL;DR Luigi was a hero

>>151709897
That's too bad anon :(

>>151709897
It must have been too scary.

>>151709341
is it worse than Edmonton fans? lots of uglysin the crowd there

>>151709856
BUSINESS IDEA FOR MITCH MARNER

He should sell poop-shaped chocolate bars filled with nuts

>>151709897
It's an uphill struggle here when there are already spooky spiderwebs all over everything and the trees are full of cuddly animals that sound like portals to hell.

>dog dies
>injured dick
Just a horrible month for Brock Boeser.

Adam Henrique played 1000 games and never drew a dime

>>151710014
sounds like a country song

What a dive from Seguin

Whats most important about that Flames goal is that Hoob got the assist.

kiefer sherwood? more like i sherwood like i suck him haha wait what

Rags > Slags

>>151710018
just like my patty marleau

If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times I always think Gabe Vilardi is like 35

MY SABIES

Gabe Retardi

I’m from Mississippi and I’m very happy I started watching the Pens in 2013. I grew up with football but hockey has become my favorite sport over the years even though we’ve sucked. NFL is fake and gay

cloudflare is jlmi

>>151710106
It's not like they stopped making Italians

didn't ask at least a thousand times

I knew it

>>151710120
Good for you fren

>>151710120
glad to have you on board anon

>>151710116
OUR sabies

the era of michkov is upon us bros
this is supposed to be a flyers rebuild and just look at them
flyers threepeat coming up bros

>>151710139
>>151710146
growing up in a flyover state is fucking miserable, all they care about is college handegg. They are OBSESSED with a bunch of college kids chasing a ball around a field and belittle anyone who likes anything different. Might need to move up north to have /hoc/ frens

>>151710120
>mississippi
we don't tolerate racism here. just a heads up.

garytime in kanata

I hope the Flames win

>>151710186
Sorry I don't befriend people who call the people around them "they"

Glorious fucking Gabgoal from Cirelli

attaboy cirelli

He better be on the Olympic team

don't look now but my Bolts are streaking and RED HOT

>>151710249
kadri?

>>151710221
People laugh at me because I'm different...I pity them because they're all the same

This team can't do anything right!

ottawa and calgary is so shit kek

>>151710265
hank hill doesnt like hockey you are practically a sissy to them

>>151710266
can you make one of her knocking a bunch of stuff off the table and leaving

>>151710287
Hank Hill is a boomer old fuck

>>151710186
Hardly anyone up here likes hockey either fren

They did it for Bakey :)

BreWINS!

if you don't like that you don't like buffalo sabres hockey

B R U I N E D

my sabies T^T

My Sensies :)

>>151710339
What is this new trend of hats with upside down text?

Why the hell would anyone support the Islanders when you can support the Rangers?

>>151710432
for me it's the smell of fish

My fucking sensies :)

>islanders losing 4-1
So was Roy right to bench Barzal?

>>151710468
what goes on in the milk zone

my andrei smechnikov :)

>>151710518
Each penalty is sponsored by the Dairy farmers of Canada, only milk is served in the penalty box.

>>151710266
masterful tank by our flames, gary will never suspect a thing

>>151710432
Rags are shit, just like my islanders

I don't think the sabres' overtime gameplan of never touching the puck is working out for them

>losing to a building full of poor fat ugly white trash
Flames are not worth my time this season

>>151710266
>I have an anime .gif, should I post it on /a/?
>no! I’ll post it on /sp/!

Anime belongs in the trash

Smoking that hat trick wrapped in a Sherwood.

>>151710606
h-he’s fast!

>>151710606
chambers in the top-right

Jarvis got heemed like three times in this game

my sharkies :)

My debbies :/

What an October boys.
Really showing your grit. Ryan Huska hockey masterclass.

>>151710710
my islanders :(

>>151710727
>rags

If digits sharks go up 5-0 and lose in overtime.

My dog took my spot on the couch so now I'm laying down against him and he keeps grunting like I'm the asshole

my wild are a fucking joke

>2 minutes in
SHORKS SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Eklund!

pew pew pius

>>151710862
Pee poopus

the fuck is this season?

also, my flyers better sign Zegras now

dressing up as gary to hand out candy tomorrow

CANES WIN!!!
\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\

It's 2 am and there's somebody revving their motorcycle engine going up and down my street while I'm trying to watch hockey.

I GUARANTEE you it is an immigrant.

is this colossal faggot actually a genius?

and another one down, brian boeser has bit the dust :(

He heard y'all were hatin'

>>151711096
oh no, not brian

>>151711014
>leave toronto
>win
many such cases!

>>151711126
Y’all were right

Raaaaaaaaaaags

it's in the pants

my debbies >:(

>>151711288
kek

Holy kek the rags are bad

>>151711271
OUR hharkh

>>151710761
rerollin

SHOOOOOOOORKS
3-0 Holy shit!
Lets go boys!!

my sharkies are on fire

lmao Marchand has a teddy bear he takes everywhere

uh debbiesbros i thought you were good this season

the 4chins is dying again bros

Raggies are kinda bad
Unlike my Kitchener Rangers :)

lol
lmao

>>151711475
I thought it was just me
CHICKEN HOCKEY

>Bedard, Connor
>OUT (season-ending pregnancy)

i don't want to go back to the sharty

Darnell Doctor

Finnish goaltending > Canadian goaltending

>>151711512
GODDDAMN nice shot
>>151711499
yeh its fuggin up for everyone

had to fill out six captchas and reload nine times to post this

Currently the best team in the NHL

yinz are gonna be soooo mad when my yinzies get the threepeat

>>151711572
>>151711576
all it took was ritual human sacrifice and throwing a guy to his death. SAD

>>151711619
cope he's alive

>>151711619
>throwing a guy to his death
Explain for a dumb dumb person

>>151711572
Until the injuries kick in

why is no one sponsored by costco?

>>151711576
these penguins already have a threepeat by your definition of it

>refs overturn a clean goal from Kane in the dying minutes of the third
>hockey gods make it so Schenn loses the puck in SO

Canucks magic is fucking real

>>151711691
That's the Crosby DYNASTY fren

>>151711619
that was the pirates and they still suck

>>151711640
some drunk yinzer fell off the upper deck during a penguins game the other night (murder?)

the cooley contract fucking blows

why is there a hockey game on at 1 in the afternoon tomorrow?

>>151711744
>doubting gary's judgement
NGMI

the rags stink

Uhhhhhh Grand Casino bros, we paid good money and google disrespects us like this?

>>151711744
nevada day and halloween

>>151711744
its halloween

>>151711199
i miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

lmao skinner

>>151711744
gary hates lower middle class fans

My Flames STINK

>oilers are the next team to win the cup for Canada
Not with skinner in net lmao

crack a window it stinks like 1993 in here

i've seen enough fire sullivan

>>151711482
Wonderboy has been absolved

>>151711902
Bless that spiritual Hrudey

they took fluoride out of the water and utah started winning big

Kiefer Sherwood has more goals than Mcjesus currently

JT Millers leadership got the Rangers back in this game

>>151711969
connor now has two goals

>>151711987
Sherwood has 9 bozo
Back to the lobby with you

>>151711969
hapa chads stay winning

>>151711974
He will forever be haunted by the pumpkin patch

Thank God tomorrow is Friday

Thank god today is tuesday

Erm my Debbie’s are playing like shit!

you lads better have halloween candy tomorrow

>>151712052
childrens never come to my door

>>151711969
Leads the whole league in goals actually.

going to bed bro's

>>151712052
Plan to hit the grocery store around 5 pm and see if its discounted yet

HE DID THE MASH
HE DID THE MARNER MASH

Sharks gonna fold in the 3rd

>>151712052
Full sized bars. Won't be around to hand them out though, up to my roommates.

gare should move the flames to jupiter

>>151712098
Jupiter Florida is too close to sunrise

tyler foli scored

this is so much setup for a comeback regulation loss

>>151712073
I had to do the Marner mash last time I took a stinky Marner in the shower.

Rangers win!
/hoc/ loses
Say the line /hoc/

>rags
lmao

Now thats some leadership. Mcdavid should take notes

Easy Ranger W

>>151712154
There it is

JIMOTHY TIMOTHY

lol JT miller beats the Swiss cheese that is Stuart skinner

How do you lose.. TO THE RAGS??

>>151712168
Ask Vancouver

>>151712168
>lose to the sunbeltiest sunbelt team two years in a row in the Finals
Lol

>>151712169
Not fair, half the nuckies roster was the abbotsford canucks

i dont know which city the panthers play in

>>151712198
Florida City, Panthers

>>151712198
Sunrise

>>151712151
I'M SORRY DOLAN

>>151712198
it's technically a trailer park, not a city

>>151712168
Team cohesion is non-existent. Not able to set up breakaway opportunities and when they do there's no good back up, not able to pick up easy rebounds, turnovers end up being devastating, goalies left out to dry when they're already average. It's not inconsistent between games, it's inconsistent between shifts.
We're not making it near the finals this season, LA will probably get their first round win finally. The team is getting an off year whether they like it or not, if things don't change for next season McDavid just left so much money on the table to waste some more of his prime.

That looks like it's high sticking in the Kings game

torontofags are entirely absent from these threads because of roidslop luckswing

>>151546447
>>151546447
new

>>151712266
that might be their excuse but we all know the real reason

>>151712282
>>151712282
real new

>>151708692
In Ottawa the people somehow love him. He can be really good and make huge flashy diving saves of rebounds, but then he'll let let in 5 glove side top corners head on. He saves shot that you would expect him to let in, and then let's in what you'd expect him to save

>>151708861
Hockeys like religion in my town. A kid in my brothers class was 1st overall OHL draft pick. Every boy in my town played hockey but I dropped it in 8th grade. Wish I didn't.

>>151708900
You must be from inner city Toronto. Hockey is absolutely by and away the most played sport still.

>>151708974
It's a pretty entertaining sport to watch. Not a lot of games so it's easy to get into

>>151709017
Will you throw a banana at Evander Kane?

>>151709408
I world hardly describe Kanata as hick. That being said the further you go out into the country I'd say everyone looks better. Ottawa proper is probably where the fat ugly people come from because they're all unionized government workers.

>>151710195
Go back to plebbit

>>151710468
Kek some of our sponsors are so small
>The Royal Oak
I think they have 5 locations I'm not even joking

>>151710766
Would

>>151711126
All of that money has been lost on black jack by now

>>151712198
Miami I think. I kind of feel like it might be Orlando but I'm pretty sure it's Miami