Thread 151712017

igglettes young guns edition

umm diversity???

kek

>>151709712
based

few hsgf in for a treat tonight iykwim haha

Warren Tredrae has been dumped from the Port Adelaide board after antisemitic comments made on his podcast in June. The board voted unanimously to expell Tredrae from the board citing that he refused to apologise for the antisemitic comments made by a guest on his show.

>>151712109
>he refused to apologise for the antisemitic comments made by a guest on his show.
What did the guest say that was "antisemitic"?

georgie cleaver has a very nice bum

>>151712109
Good, fuck cookers and fuck "sovereign citizen" retards

>>151712124
she was cuter when she played netball

crisp

iggs gigachads

I hired some peasant tradie to do a menial task that was below me, and when we were squaring finances at the end, he asked if I'd like to give a tip; to which I said
>Yeah, get a real job
and closed the door on that cuckolds face lmao

>>151712187
>resident tradiecunt reposting my post trying to make me look like some sort of obsessive spastic
lmao you've got to get up earlier than that to fool me

>>151712027
Not a pasty-skinned girl among them. Ick

>>151712124
cute feet too

>>151712126
Morning tel aviv

>It has been reported Andrew will move to the King’s Norfolk home of Sandringham, in England’s east, and that that any future accommodation will be privately funded by the King.

oh no

>>151712187
r/thathappened

last yesterday i was watching this show and this tradie didn't get paid for a bathroom reno job so the owner filmed him smashing the place up with his sledgehammer and started going Y-YUH CAN'T DO THAT

then this other bloke who wasn't paid for a commercial job drove his digger through the front doors of the business and destroyed the place lmao

saw some gymcel tradie working with topless trying to show off his "muscles" for the passing high school girls the fucking predator nonce

>>151712253
Why is the King harbouring and protecting a suspected and likely sexual predator (and possible paedophile)?

>>151712298
*be's seeing zeus reincarnated and be's fainting*

Rolf is dead and Andrew is no longer funded by the state. Paedophilia in Britain is solved.

zeus was a black man

>>151712321
Andrew is funded by his brother (the king) who is funded by the state. The Crown is actively protecting and supporting paedophiles.

>>151712343
SOLVED

>teen
>paedophile

>micknonce is into thirteen year olds
explains the olympic skateboarding thread

Western Australian state icon Virginia Giuffre

>Andrew loses his title as a "Prince"
>still gets to live rent free in a mansion whilst not working
Really does not seem like a punishment at all

>>151712452
lmao, was insane seeing she died near gingin, had no idea she lived here

>>151712452
>>151712486
pretty suss they tried to get her with that bus crash before she got got in hospital too. I didn't know she was from Perth either, hopefully her book does well. Need to have nonces fearing for their pathetic "lives"

>Glamour names nine trannies as women of the year
fucking lol

imagine naming the aflw all australian team and having half the squad made up of effeminate afl players

>>151712535
would let all run a train on me

>>151712628
You are a homosexual.

>>151712628
Profoundly based and secure in his masculinity pilled.

>>151712628
>>151712638
trip on richmondspastic

>>151712639
meant dickmansboyclit

>>151712657
I'm not triggered, just disgusted and am highlighting how you are just a gay man having sex with men pretending to be women.

question, why is it that Halloween of all "holidays" is the one women all silently agree to ramp up the sluttiness for?

>>151712734
because they can get away with it

>>151712738
This. All women inherently want to dress like sluts but they don't because they fear criticism. On Halloween everyone looks the other way.

Might start pissing sitting down. No reason not to when you think about it

>>151712486
She must have been scared shitless to be hiding out there. RIP

>>151712377
>>>GLP

>>151712530
she married a bloke from here

>>151712794
she can really pick em ay

>>151712779
?

>>151712530
what was the bus incident

>>151712744
why are you looking at little girls halloween outfits

>>151712852
she got hit by a bus, didn't read this slop but first thing that popped up
https://7news.com.au/news/school-bus-driver-details-wa-crash-which-prince-andrew-and-jeffery-epstein-accuser-virginia-giuffre-claims-landed-her-in-hospital-c-18249669

>>151712853
he clearly said 'women'

Reckon any one of us could start a laughter pandemic simply by giggling like an idiot non-stop on a train for several minutes

if i'm on a packed train i'm starting a farting pandemic

>>151712924
People would just get apprehensive and think you're on drugs and want to sit far away from you.

>>151712924
>What ya laughin at ya white dawg carnt?

Which horror movies are you watching tonight?

>>151712936
The six o'clock news

>>151712936
Iggs 2025 season

>>151712936
MY port adelaide's season review

>>151712936
Director's cut of Hawthorn's trade period

>>151712936
i'm not because i'm not a seppo piece of shit

>>151712936
The Batman (2022)

>>151712955
mmmmm thats badass

>>151712959
can't wait until I can AI my own feature length films

>>151712981
this was on Fred's club page lmao

>>151712987
Contemporary white people - the club

>>151712959
this reminds me that last night I had a dream I was at Jeff Farmer's funeral and we were trying to arrange who was going to carry the casket but everyone was in a BP servo carpark, weird.
Don't leave yet Wizard.

north melbourne is making history tonight

>>151713048
What's happening tonight?

>>151712959
>kneel for black lives matters
>get dabbed on
bit in this

>>151713048
Footy season is over mate

>>151713055
first footy team to get egged on the field

>>151712959
>the white mans burden

would you rather 3 million abos or indians enter the country in 2 years

>>151713109
Abos

>>151712981
people already making good shit
the will stancil show is gigabased
"creatives" are going to be so fucking dead soon

>cant wait for ai to curate things for me
>cant wait for ai to tell me what to do
>cant wait to fuck ai

>>151712861
ah that was right, ta

>Aboriginal woman Chelsea Bracken, 21, dies while being remanded in a Tasmanian prison

abos look like this?
i love abos now

>>151713138
bitch is whiter than me and i'm 100% anglo

who are you quoting?

are you talking to me

>>151713159
I don't see anyone else around here, so you must be talking to me

>go to bunnings
>drive up trade ramp
>all these hiviz tradie cucks in utes and trailers look at me like i dont belong
>walk around fingering wood like i know the fucking difference lmao
>walk to opposite side of store to garden centre
>buy a single 10m pot plant and walk back to trade till
>chick on trade till and all the tradie wifes in passenger seats in awe of my confident masculinity
>tradies seething and refuse to make eye contact
>trade ramp 10 deep
>drive out with my plant chuckling

there are so few good horrors. the shining is probably the best and that's just unsettling more than scary.

might get ai to whip up an ep of the antitradiesperg show

saw ed allan this morning

bold move

the kwab list

>>151712959
kek

don't ya just loooove halloween

>nooooooo dont have fun
>le fug septic tanks xd

>>151713221
>le fug septic tanks xd
this but unironically

>>151713183
i'd watch that

>might use ai to make videos of tradies driving like fuckwits and then getting heemed and looking like massive bitches
oh wait i dont need to

>>151713175
Unsettling horror is best horror. Eraserhead is another one.

>>151713236
post these videos you have, commiepoof

>>151713196
Doubt anyone else is going to take him.

lingerie australian women's football league when?

>>151713236
kek, fuck tradies, dumb fucks

>>151713124
>the will stancil show is gigabased
Holy based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHKsdHwnk8s

>>151713257
this but unironically

>>151712017 (OP)
why are they so shiny?

Lots of families out trick or treating in my area and I didn't see a single non-white face. Was very happy to hand out candy.

>>151712017 (OP)
>22 under 22
is this the amount of sexual partners they have had

>>151713269
Based white man in a based, high-trust neighbourhood.

Yep just saw a group of high scoring grand finals in costume. Crispo

Fucks sake what was I thinking

>>151713269
thats so nice of you to be so welcoming to our new australians like that

>>151713236
I've had this thought in the past about any sort of footage spun as news, if the AI capabilities they have behind closed doors are even 5 years, let alone 10-15 ahead of what they give to us plebs, literally everything you watch could be AI engineered

>>151713278
>new australians
>not a single non-white face

>>151713277
you're not gay mate it's just a porn addiction

>>151713282
not sure what your point is?

anyone on earth can become australian except BLOODY SEPPOS!!!

>>151713286
>double negatives confuse me
post hand

>>151713291
crisp false flagger

do you guys think indians post here

>>151713286
If your IQ was over 85 you would.

yeah so what i got my citizenship last year mates
does that not make me an aussie?

HEAVE HO UNNA

fuck australia
fuck the white race
fuck the footy

>>151713313
crisp albo

might ubereats some candy to give out for halloween

i hope there is some high scoring trick or treaters at my place

>>151713305
are you english?

uberJEETS

Might order some takeaway then drive down and pick it up myself.

>>151713338
this but eat it on the floor of the waiting area (they don't have dine in tables)

off to get dinner lads
*waits at bus stop*

>>151713322
I hope you mean milf chaperones, mate

>>151713343
like a bitch kek

>yes big oil company i will save you $100
do tradies really?

I, 28 year old man, am going to walk around the neighbourhood late at night in the dark and clean up the left over candy that was meant for children

>>151713343
*blows whistle*
dangerous tackle. burglar, your ball
*blows whistle again*
fifty metres, dissent

>>151713358
see you soon

>>151713358
Are people actually putting bowls of candy out?

>>151713364
whats it matter to you cunt
ill cave your fucking head in if you question me again

i, drunken mumberg, am going to drive around the neighbourhood at night in the dark and clean up the left over children in my SUV

>>151713370
fucking kek

>>151713322
I saw a group of 5 about half an hour ago

>>151713364
some do, though most don't

antitradiebros how do we spin this?

>one little joke about tradies has got him doing this
lose all your money at the pokies mate?

dickhead tradies >>> commiepoofs

>>151713385
>tradie pursues gunmen on foot
fuck they are dumb

The overt disdain "communists" have for the working class is deeply perplexing.

>>151713392
>brave acts are dumb
The absolute state of (you)

show me the 'hero anxiety-riddled terminally online NEET on DSP' headlines please mate

>>151713409
running into a burning house to save a dog is brave, running after some browns, while unarmed, who've shot up a house that isn't even yours is gronk behaviour. Let the thirdies kill each other and live to see your child grow up you moron.

>knock at door
>h-hello?
>oh hey anon you got any candy for us
>n-no sorry?
>oh are you sure you don't have a lollipop for us to lick?

>>151713413
>>151713415
>this post

>tradie hating
>nonce fanfic
never change /afl/

>>151713370
kek

i hope no kids come around for halloween, not because i hate kids but because i hate the usa and their cancerous culture that infects the world

>>151713424
>your fun loving wife will never arrive home on halloween night after stopping at the adult shop to buy and put on a naughty bunny costume then knock on the front door and utter those words

>knock knock
>trick or treat
>ARRGHHH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MEANT TO BE
>hello i am mick

AYO DIS NIGGA WAN FUCK A RABBIT

>>151713423
it's that instinct that allowed the british empire to steamroll 2/3rds of the planet

Tradie hater from here >>151712187, made the same post in /cric/
>>151713402

can't stop thinking about tradies and americans

>>151713448
Yes.

>>151713451
they were a bit more nefarious than that, like willing to get a nation hooked on drugs instead of handing over silver to pay for tea

>>151713462
don't be a degenerate druggo chinaman simple as

commies have to pretend to be vulgar working class bogans because the actual white tradies are racist and right wing

>>151713468
https://www.tiktok.com/@the.tiser/video/7127934376507198722

>>151713468
footy?

i miss when china was just some big hardly relevant asian second world country where everyone was a peasant or some shit and rode pushbikes and was just kinda developed but stuck in like 1982 or something, was comfy

despite that, the worst thing the poms did was introduce indians to the world

>>151713451
>living that far in the past
and where are they now

>>151713471
sorry for disrupting the on topic footy discussion mate

>>151713468
kek true as

>>151713476
>and where are they now
here, you're talking to them

>>151713486
>here, you're talking to them
>saar i am out front

I am going to show the hairdresser a photo of Hirdy, perfect length I'm going for.
They will probably be brown and have no idea who it is so I won't feel like a retard.

>>151713476
just chilling with the hegemonic default global culture locked down. finna be scenes when we arc up again (soon).

90k jeets at the mcg tonight don't order delivery food or a taxi

SPERG...SPERG!
THE FAIRYTALE'S COMPLETE!
AFTER A HORROR WEEK, MICK SPERG YOU ARE A GENIUS IYKWIM HAHA

>>151713471
you have never once posted this directed at a left leaning post. you don't actually care about football discussion you just don't want your pet ideology looking foolish.

Mick Spergis...MICK SPERGIS!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
I SEE IT, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

>>151713491
I don't get it, "where are they now", british people still exist in the uk, here, nz, north america. The empire may be gone but the results/hangover of empire are obvious still, being the lingua franca of modernity probably the biggest and anglosphere still being the biggest force in the world

>>151713510
>talks shit about steam rolling 2/3's of the world
>backpedals into t-the empire is gone but they still exist!
fucking moron don't @ me again

Might watch the T20 Australia vs India

See you in /cric/

>english is an official language of the EU and the primary language used in day-to-day operations
oof

>>151713521
see you sandeep

more like faglish

>>151713522
>lingua franca
it's used because it's widely known, not because they particularly like it. next you'll be saying everyone loves microsoft windows because everyone uses it

>have to restock candy bowl i left out
>80% AsiaFace kids and their parents
i hate where i live

>>151713491
>>151713495
>>151713520
>resentful wog or curry

The irony is that you have altered your entire existence by moving here to adapt to a culture, customs, tongue, etc that I simply inherited and was born into (as a direct result of said empire). The resentment/ordeal of civility you feel towards us is your struggle about coming to terms with that.

>>151713532
>poisoning chinkies with sugar slop
doing God's work

why did brits want to conqour the world and then just stop
we were so close to achieving what our ancestors set out to do

>>151713530
>it's used because it's widely known
yes and *why* is it so widely known? are you retarded? where did that influence come from I wonder

>>151713530
no shit they don't fucking like it fucking lmao
that's what makes it great
submit to your anglo betters

It is just sad.

footys on

>>151713534
>altered your entire existence by moving here to adapt to a culture
>adapt
based retard, there is no need to adapt to anything when you can just steamroll, to borrow your parlance, whatever is left of white culture with sheer force of numbers. You only need to look as far as corporations in AUS suddenly having "Happy Diwali" and "Ramadan Kareem" celebrations.

>>151713542
i think the concensus is places they occupied wanted independence and resources unable to continue the hold they created

>>151713542
for all the seething about all the wealth the brits "stole" maintaining the empire was a net negative on the UK. it cost a lot and the returns weren't ultimately worth it.

and no the britishers didn't steal 45 trillion from you arshdeep

>>151712017 (OP)
where did all these ugly lesbians come from? There are enough of them to sustain a football league

>Qatar owns more British real estate than the Royal Family
>r-rule Britannia
lol, lmao even. Unless there's some massive Black Swan event that reverses migration, like a dirty bomb going off in the UK or something it's over for Britain.

>>151713595
they are all very fuckable and ella roberts is a 10

>>151713599
Yep same for us too.
NO political entity wants to stop it. They are all bought and paid for.

Hailey Rasso -- the Matildas Footballer dons ribbons to let people know she aint a lesbo
do aflw chicks do that?

>>151713610
im sucker for a ribbon
gets me so hard

Lads, I have officially been trick or treated. Eastern suburbs Melb, stay safe out there

>>151713617
Were they hot?

love HANSON WON'T STAND EM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNBqU8AFRRg
she knows who this would appeal to *ahen* anons* ahem*

cooney-cross man me

>>151713627
Settle down bozo, I'm more concerned about losing my choccy stock for Friday night. Of course it fell on the one day I can on a weeknight. Wageslaves, we take the L

trick or treat kid comes to my door i only have half a packet of durrys or an orange

>stand
>STAND!
>50m!
>i said STAND!

i live in an apartment so i have no fear of getting either tricked or treated

>>151713609
I don't watch much TV but I watched that Succession show and the phrase "pain sponge" rings true when talking about political entities. These coke addict, alcoholic nonces in suits are just the targets for public ire while the real powers out of the public light shape the world

>>151713599
in 720 spain was an islamic caliphate. 800 years later the spanish empire spanned 3 continents.

>>151713652
>your buzzer to the foyer goes off
>"TRICK OR TREAT"
>the little cunts just rang every doorbell

>>151713546
because of american media overexposure - the country who explicitly rebelled against the british empire

>>151713656
past performance is no indicator of future performance

why are there so many cricket series only a few weeks before the ashes
are they not going to get tired/injured

>watch le news bout the jew country not wanting to get drafted to army
>its literally how family guy pictures a country full of Mort Goldman

>>151713652
no fear of sudo's breaking in and slashing you as you sleep either, they're lazy opportunistic predators and will always target street-level homes

>>151713656
and tonight I'm drinking Kalimotxo and fingering my arsehole. I don't give a fuck about history. Divining the future from the past is the biggest midwit venture their is.

lol

>>151713661
kek
>>151713672
yeah i'm not in a big complex but the lessened risk of crime is nice compared to a house, though the area is pretty good regardless

>>151713665
see that bugs me,
watching Dr phil this always stuck with me:
"The best predictor of future behavior is relevant past behavior."

this is a battle between good and evil

>>151713688
he just quoted that insurance ad where the faggots do the hand thing and you fell for it mate

/sp/ is so slow the other thread is still up

>>151713695
doesn't look like the type i'd have a beer with

>>151713196
imagine the hit to his ego

once the hot bad boy every girl wanted to fuck now just some old has been 30 year old, delisted by some irrelevant club with no supporters

>>151713695
Australia's Most Unwanted

>>151713708
still getting paid though
rookies get what like 130k or something?

>>151713196
Jake (pbuh) got ZUTTED

>>151713695
The expression in the photo conveys **surprise mixed with confusion or bewilderment**.

Key elements:
- **Wide-open eyes** and **raised eyebrows** (especially the furrowed brow) signal shock or being caught off guard.
- The neutral-to-concerned lip position add to the "what's going on?" vibe.
- Overall, it’s a classic "deer in headlights" look—unexpected, puzzled, and a bit overwhelmed.

>>151713708
He's being re-drafted but when that happens it's a signal that you're no longer a priority. Only ever happens to old guys, guys with long term injuries or guys that probably won't make it but are worth one last shot.

>>151713196
>that hairline
glad he took his chances on the hsgf when he did alhamdulillah

india and indians are best

>>151713688
>year7
>first ever high school history class
>First thing teach asks is why we learn history...

Anons, you should be able to answer this one...

I dont have any trick or treaters coming tonight because I don't own a car and my driveway is empty

>>151713728
>why we learn history
so we can be indoctrinated by the tribe's version of affairs of course

>>151713729
where do you keep the one you stole sudo?

nick daicos was once the biggest name in football
now he plays in front of 10000 in tasmania whilst will ashcroft keeps winning flags

>>151713617
Fucken yanked shithole

>>151713714
He'll be getting his full remaining salary. That doesn't change when you get moved to the rookie list if you're delisted while under contract, it just means that it will give them flexibility at the draft and like $100k of his salary (whatever the base rookie salary is) is allowed to be paid outside the cap.

>>151713743
ah okay, i knew some was outside the cap but not that you can still pay them normally as well

>>151713726
Literally the first time this has been said in history and it was said ironically.

had a dream i was fucking prime paris hilton
it was vivid i almost coomed

>>151713755
faaaark I still remember cumming buckets to her night vision video

spooky

>>151713748
>but not that you can still pay them normally as well
They have to pay him what they agreed either way. If you delist anyone while still in contract, even if you're not re-drafting them, you have to pay them out the remainder so he's not losing any cash.
No player is going to agree to be moved to the rookie list if it means him giving up what he's owed.

>>151713761
that's what the fleet said when they first saw abos

>hey we still want you to play
>but we think you are worth the absolute minimum contract
KWAB rookie list player

got him on a string lads

>>151713797
Haha might start saying this ironically

test

Hey guys, what's up? any plans for tonight?

yasmin

>>151713825
Watching criggy

>>151713825
Was planning to make some fried chicken and watch some horror movies but I didn't make the chicken earlier and now it's probably too late. Might just get some takeaway and watch the movies.

my wife always insists on going from ass to mouth

>>151713852
How clean is her bum?

>>151713854
we call it the carlton game plan

>>151713852
whats the strap on taste like?

>>151713862
Sounds pretty shitty

>>151713862
Sounds messy. If your dick was just glossy it would be acceptable but it sounds like you're pulling out with brown on your dick and she's eating it like some Indian.

>>151713866
R O A S T E D
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T
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>>151713869
its called the rogan josh

>>151712936
ride like a girl

Sucks that there's now confirmed a resentful little jeet in here, the cric general is almost unusable because of the british one.
Their complexes are so tragic to witness.

>>151713695
hey big boi

>>151713881
I like this 'mick kek

>>151712304
same reason your parents are still allowing you to live in their home

I enjoy having sex with big, burly, hairy, muscular blokes

>>151713888
based yasmin

>>151713888
checked and hsgfpilled

>falling for zachy and micky's jeet poosona's
wouldn't be me

wonder what dezi is up to

I'm fucking hungry. What do I get for dinner.

Do NOT turn on the cricket and witness the 'Melbournian' crowd at the mcg.
All is lost. I wonder if they know and/or realise how much they're ruining everything?

>>151713910
Pizza

sitting behind this petite qt redhead lady on the bus and she's posting to this thread. i seen her write and post >>151713888 this

>>151713910
chicken and broccoli

>>151713913
Pic?

>>151713911
This is why the GF needs to be played in whiter cities like Perth.

yep they've done it
north melbourne football club
what a team

can feel the big fat smelly brown cunt behind me leering at me and making me feel unsafe. wish i had a big, burly, hairy, muscular bloke to hold and protect me and make sure i get home oka

saw some cute little sluts out trick and treating. makes me wish i was 20 years younger.

Big if true

>>151713933
I wish I were 20 years younger every single day even without seeing hot sluts. God, I wish I could go back in time.

>>151713936
based alistair clarkson

>>151713933
anon, they were 5 year old girls in elsa outfits

>>151713944
in your head they were

Alot of attractive trick or treaters
I was fascinating to them
and they all wanted time with me
I wish i had alot of fun with alot of attractive younger women

wish they gave me head

should dress a rock spider for tonight iykwim haha

yasmin duursma is on the drugs

>>151713955
first time you made me laugh with your shit, iykwim poster

we should embrace all of americans culture. thanksgiving is coming up soon. plus we should start giving $60b to israel every year and getting rid of free health care.

awww yeah fuck me good mayte

school shootings? surely asio would love to get in on the action.

>>151713976
>getting rid of free health care
It's not exactly "free" though, is it?

>>151713976
Black Friday Cyber Monday has taken over this country so much that it's exceeded Boxing Day in terms of sales revenue, I can understand it though.

>>151713983
did you pay last time you went to emergency to get the sauce bottle out of your ass?

rather american culture then smelly indian culture
we need to band together as caucasian people
more black friday less diwali

>chink packed shopping centre
>most of the time i'm pressing my forehead, basically giving them all the finger

>>151714000
based pauline

now that the dust has settled
does north melbourne have the best win streak in history

>>151713992
Can't say that's ever happened for me but every time you've had one removed it's been the tax payer that's been paying to have it pulled out.

>>151713976
Ausfailian christmas is basically thanksgiving

if you didnt attend a private school, you should be euthanized.

>>151714029
crisp and true

>>151714026
are we seriously going to have the age old debate about taxes? get some new material.

>>151714033
the finger thing means the taxes!

>>151714045
what are you on about, you terminally online sped.

>>151714049
Its a simpsons reference, mate

>>151714055
time to grow up, champ.

>no halloweeners came around
crisp, fuck seppos

>>151714067
they know where the sex offenders live

>>151714060
you never experienced 6pm simpsons, you don't and wouldn't get it

>>151713976
no thanks just the guns please

>>151714028
A very thought-provoking (and possibly correct) post

>>151713452
cringe

I would like to ejaculate in a girls' vagina sometime

soon?

>>151713976
I've done thanksgiving dinner with friends a few times, it was fun and mac n cheese should be more common.

>>151714102
that is correct, yes

>>151714029
>not attending a selective entry public school
yikes

>>151714108
Went through a mac and cheese phase when I was younger, got those microwavable Kraft ones. Ate nothing but that for a snack for like a year or two kek

>>151714029
>z
FOY

>>151714113
how on earth did a perth modern kid get here, and how are you today xhang?

>>151714115
I went through that phase too then moved on to mi goreng

>>151714121
Not where I went but it really is spot the aussie at all of those schools

it's raining. a halloween miracle..

SO I SAYS YEA, YOU WANT AY EFF ELL ??

I DON KNOW WHERE IT IS, YA BALONEY

YOU MAKE ME WANNA REDDIT

>new james bond is an AsiaFace

>The names Bing. Bing Bong.

>>151714033
No, but call it what it is: tax-payer funded healthcare. It ain't free.

Any worthless arse-fucking faggots in?

JUST POPPED A CIALIS

JUST POPPED A KIT-KAT

>>151714243
i'm not worthless

>>151714184
Kek eat shit

>>151714266
But you are a degenerate, AIDS-ridden, arse-fucking faggot, right?

>>151714184
It was supposed to rain here tonight but it's bone-dry outside. Not a drop.

>>151714280
no but steven gay

anyone just get:

>service temporarily unavailable

Running down to the servo. What chocolate bar can I get you, /alf/?

>>151714299
no but steven may

>>151714299
Sorry, I'm not on cenno

>>151714029
based Gina Rinehart

>>151714303
Three chomps thanks cobba

>>151714280
Hey look buddy, I'm an arse-fucker.

That means I solve problems. Not problems like should I fuck women in the arse because that would fall within the purview of the conundrums of philosophy.

healing the sick and resurrection in the jesus story is based on other mythologies BUT supposedly demonic possession is real

meant three pumps

>>151714392
>healing the sick and resurrection in the jesus story is based on other mythologies
This is simply not true.

>>151714392
me bottom left

>>151714303
A Single Plum, Floating in Perfume, Served In a Mans Hat

>North Melbourne’s AFLW side has made history as the first team in AFL/VFL history to win 24 consecutive matches after romping to victory over finals-bound Hawthorn on Friday night.
respect them

>>151714437
>putting women's football alongside AFL/VFL history
Doesn't count. No one cares.

>>151714437
Did the AFLW build Norf as the kind of team that had access to top picks repeatedly and refuse to distribute talent across clubs?

for me it's the Gnostic interpretation of the unknowable God, Monad, and Yaldabaoth the demiurge

>>151714437
how exactly does aflw fall within afl/vfl history?

>>151714458
same way that SANFL history applies to Poort
>it doesn't

>tack on suburban victorian league to afl
>our premierships count ok!!!!
>nooooooooooo you cant do the same thing with aflw

West Coast men's WAFL team would beat the AFLW Kangaroos by more than 200 points in a four quarter game with 20 minute quarters.

yeah and men would beat boys
whats your point champ

an /afl/ best 22 would beat them bints kek

>>151714494
>whats your point champ
That the reserves of the worst team in the AFL would demolish the greatest AFLW team. Was it unclear?

>>151714500
Unironically true.

and an f1 car would beat a v8 supercar
should they just shut up shop

>>151714500
i would be giving holding free kicks to ella roberts all day trying to cop a feel even when she doesnt have the ball

>>151714511
No, they just shouldn't compare records as if they're equal.

>>151714494
U15 boys wogball side smashed the Matilda's mate

>>151714517
no but steven say

>>151714517
kek roasted that incel faggot

>>151714518
this, it's not even remotely possible to break records when you've only been around less than a fucking decade. It's destroying the history of the Men's league (the same league subsidizing your 50 million a year sinkhole btw)

i mean if an afl team is winning 24 straight then the game is fucked anyway

I only watch for the feminine arses

>>151714543
crisp u/15 boys enjoyer

would you guys watch an afl v aflw match
would that make you happy?

>>151714548
Yes. They'll never do it though. It would utterly humiliating for the women and the AFL for funding them.

>>151714568
have a cry faggot

>>151714526
Happily married and the wife thinks men who endorse alfw crap are weak faggots with a satanic agenda

>>151714548
assuming it was serious, I would go and it would be the biggest crowd the aflw ever saw, until everyone had their fill and left at half time after a 2007 Geelong vs Port Adelaide Grand Final-esque score line

>>151714575
your wife sounds like a faggot

>>151714516
crisp

>>151714580
You sound like a jew

women literally shouldn't have rights

>>151714573
Cry about what?

>>151714573
>>151714580
?

>>151714594
trvke

>>151714575
Your wife is right but it's not always satanic, more often than not they're just low confidence men that want to get close to women and misguidedly think that supporting women and/or feminism is a good way.

>>151714609
You're right. Most carry out the agenda unknowingly because they're socialised cattle

kek dubbed on that faggot

"Let" is such a weak word
>"ooooh please allow me to make my point cause if you don't then my whole point falls apart"
Let's move on (please oh please)

Ella roberts and grace hayden in a squirt off, who we got lads?

>>151714658
Grace for me. I would happily have her squirt in my face/mouth.

>>151714658
Now this intergenital I can get behind

i have feelings of resentment toward women due to an internalised belief i am not sexually adequate

>>151714669
shes never had a single hair on her mound

>>151714468
rent free in the crom subhuman mind

>>151714688
There Steven May have been some fuzz on the puss at some stage.

>>151714685
I resent 50 million earned by men's footy being blown on masonic-peddled bullshit, yes.

ella roberts is crying in the sheagles rooms right now and could use a cuddle from a big, strong, manly man tonight

working on a patrick stewart impression

>>151714685
wouldn't it be adequate!

adequate!

>>151714685
oddly specific and relevant. starting to think I'm getting a targeted selection of pre-generated posts fed to me from Pine Gap based on my post history here

>>151714685
define woman

>>151714720
>POS Williams stand

kek

>>151714728
its hard to fathom what sex would be like with her

>>151714917
It would be extremely pleasurable

>>151714728
built like a fridge and filtered to all hell

>>151714728
fridge

>>151714926
>>151714928

>>151714926
>>151714928
>fridge
why's this a problem? just means you can be rougher with her she's built to take abuse

>>151714935
fucking this
a bit of meat to grab is based

id suck the skin of matthews dick to get a crack at his daughter

>>151714926
>>151714928
gaybo

nathan buckley is a gutless gloryhogging coward, it is only fitting that after he abandoned the bears he went on to never win shit, including losing to brisbane two years in a row. he should genuinely kill himself.

>>151714954
imagine brisbane held him against his will to prove some sort of point

>>151714935
>>151714940
meat should be on the arse and thighs not the waist

grace hayden has my fav body type
her tits are actual tits and not just blubs of fat like a fat heffer like angela white

>>151714975
Angela White has her flaws but her tits are exceptional and virtually perfect.

>>151714935
built like a fridge means she's long, thin and flat, that bikini jutting over her hip bone is unflattering and her tits don't look great in that photo, the other one >>151714669 she looks like a top tier slam pig though

ella roberts or grace hayden

i prefer sticcs

coomers fuck off

nopornlad, you in?

wanking to beautiful women like grace hayden isnt watching porn

yeah but he said he's not masturbating or watching porn again

you can tell when mick is gone for a big goon sesh

might just be playing vidya tbf (or both)

>>151714728
wonky pussy, ella would never

biz idea: deport all browns

>>151714777
kek

>>151714954
yeah sounds about right

>>151715092
nothing straight about young ella

>>151714963
based zach merrett flag incoming

>>151715096
crisp

>>151715105
Merrett's getting to Brisbane?

>>151715104
you say this every time, I refuse to believe until proven otherwise

ella's still warm and sticky match undies are in the wash basket right now

>>151715119
no but steven may

>>151715096
No. I'd miss their wonderful cuisines too much

>>151716202
Piss off darkie sympathiser

>>151716202
just learn how to cook them then retard
It's easy if you're white

>>151716368
well said

>>151716368
It's not the same

>>151717045
yeah it's better

>>151716202
they're shit slop though
>fry whatever's laying around
>chuck in whatever spices
>voila!
it's equivalent to bachelor food shit, just with (usually) natural ingredients and interesting spices. no skill, no dignity. people overrate it because they're not used to the flavours or having a sense of taste in the food (because anglo food is generally tasteless shit). food isn't automatically good because you can actually taste it, and that's the mistake anglos (such as you) make

didn't say that, think i railed just as hard on anglos tbqh

>>151716202
People like you are the reason the world is shit today

if only they knew what a massive DISASTER this would lead to for australia

Early morning, gut churning, wakes you up diarrhoea.

Early morning, gut churning, wakes you up butt sex

iggs

>>151718795
crisp

i have feelings of resentment toward nick daicos due to an internalised belief that players from my team are not as adequate

I am not letting you cunts get away with anything today.
I am standing up against injustice

>>151719779
i'll warn you once, dont fuck with me today im not in the mood

>>151719825
a good mood?

>>151719777
holy sevens

this mornings geelong was akin to spray painting the toilet bowl

Good morning alf

ride on the bike and a 'fee from the 'fee shop should get the morning dockies up and about

Off to do my morning crows 2025 finals campaign

>>151720327
you're a tennis player about to lose in straight sets?

Started the day with two diarrhoeas.

>>151720471
whats the joke?

north melbourne women dabbing on the men

>>151720574
Joke?

>>151721028
imagine the clappings that have occurred on that couch

Lol you guys are funny

thanks, im here everyday

>>151721028
What are those tissues for?

>>151721373
its an interesting discussion

>>151716202
we have the recipes

>>151721507
this, wogs arent running kebab shops anymore

good morning /afl/ total remigration now

>>151721425
I could only imagine it's to wipe down the loads after a vigorous penis enveloping session

>>151721555
There are 2 near me.
One ran bt Indians and one by some brand of balkans. The indian one was ran by Greeks until like 2020 when they sold.

I wonder how long until the other one sells to Indians too. The 3 closest pizza places are all ran by Indians. 1 a bit further away was ran by 2 Aussie guys but it closed down a few months ago.

>>151721028
imagine the moans of pleasure that has come from that bedroom

New thread
>>151722213
>>151722213
>>151722213

>>151721028
god i wish i wasa their cute transbian room mate

>>151712017 (OP)
i wish they had a skimpier uniform. would jerk off for days

>>151722082
It's hayfever season you freak!