Thread 151712371

WEEEEEEEEM

heeeeeem this nigga gay as fuck though

HEEEEEEEEM

The era of zest is NOW

Another pink piglet oinked

prime big sexy billy swanson wins that fight easily…

zesty ass negro no wonder jon loves him

based evil chad

Pretty sure Gable just swatted the handshake away.

>>151712371 (OP)
Good to see a short unit build utilizing uppercuts this early and not just throwing hooks.

Jon Anik on coke is crazy

he definitely comes from the jon jones school of sounding nice on the microphone and being a fucking prick in real life

>>151712404
He did but then Billy came over like an subservient white ho and hugged him like 6 times after

>>151712416
do the needful saarrr

>>151712416
>Jon: Gable, go give him a hug. Make some fans.

gaybitch brought out the redditors

>>151712426
This but Aspinall

oh, look, the bong is meta posting again

>That was just a fat blob
Gable is already top 5 material in PooFC's HW division.

Imagine Gable/Hamdy or Gable/Buday or Gable/Waldo

gable is bo nickal but way better, bigger, and blacker

-7000 odds on his ufc debut incoming

>>151712451
>gable is bo nickal
so you're saying he's going to shit his pants fighting ante delija

>>151712461
well imagine bo nickal but an olympic gold medalist giant black guy with yoel romero level athleticism and trained by jon jones

>>151712423
Props for knowing

>>151712404
I can see he's going to really upset reddit community by doing shit like that. Hope he's even more smug than Jones. I'm considering buying stock.

Reddit hates Gable Steveson because he was accused of rape in college and supposedly got away on a technicality. His pro wrestling career was DOA.

rape is the best base for fighting

tyson and mcgregor did it

>>151712451
Bo is so shit. He will never get better unless he learns to feint takedowns before he throws bombs, and strikes before he shoots.
How his team has not taught him is embarrassing

how much longer until we get ai generated ufc? these real fights just aren't reliable. disappointments back to back to back. we need to embrace the future.

>>151712479
yea bro, jon jones is a great coach. train hella champions.

>>151712545
Tyson and Mcgregor were bad after raping though.

Nah, fuck that.

Gable "The Rapist" Steveson

the natasha show > fight fairy

>>151712563
idk if ai ufc would work because ufc is more a sport, but someone posted some ai wwe and its insane to me that real wwe still exists after seeing that.

>>151712563
soon

>>151712613
wwe bros...

>>151712613
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>151712626
this is how I'm going to do the airport terminal when I visit Finland

ai is getting good. imagine how bad godbura would fuck tom up in real life.

>>151712644
you know aspinall is a tough guy because he has a bunch of tattoos.

galactic throat, broken orbs

>>151712692
we don't post our search history here

pussy ass nigga actin gay
give you a glactic throatpie
thats that milky way

tom will be whipped like a dog for disappointing his saudipoodaddies

man the story win is right there for tom but good things never happen on this gay earth
He just has to bend the knee to jon and admit jon is levels above himself and gane. jon would gladly accept his concession and train him to beat gane.

gane = volk
tom = korean zombie

>>151712644
Imagine if tom heemed tybura for real. I think he'd be good enough to beat jon jones.

>>151712644
Marcin's forearm was never the same

>the fuck you faggots booing me for? he fouled me. anyway, we'll do this again in February. *leaves octagon*
*goes radio silent and trains hard as fuck until feb*

If the crowd booed me, I would listen.

Tom your messing around (ah-ah-ah)
Better think of your retard (ah-ah-ah)
Time you straighten right out (ah-ah-ah)
Creating problems for Gane (ah-ah-ah)

Tommy
A message to you, Tommy
A message to you, Tommy
Oh, it's a message to you, Tommy

tom will blindfold himself and catch kebabs with chopsticks

>>151712856
This

Nigger

And who's this handsom chad appearing in my turned off monitor ?

>>151712749
Nah. He would more likely train Gane since gane beating tom even faster next time would make Jon's win over gane become the best win in the history of the sport.

Huh, I didn’t know Steveson was an actual rapist. Makes sense

>>151712947
Monitor. ACTIVATE

>>151712999
filthy porked freak!

>>151713004
sovless vs sovl

>>151712999
Seriously his editor is secretly trying to ruin tom and his career. It's the only thing that makes sense.
Is his editor and the guy who asks him all the YT questions and quizzes the RedCornerMMA guy? The brazza obsessed individual?

>>151713014
sovl(s) vs sovless

>>151712999
does this mean that he also faked his knee "injury"?

>>151713047
nope he had kidney stones very prevalent amongst British slobs

>>151712371 (OP)
*rapes (you)*

Just had a look at this faggot hitting pads. His spinning elbow looked like choreography. You guys suck. Can't teach someone how to be a fighter

>>151713004
Thats been ai altered.

That Ludavit Klein is a fucking Demon. That's a lightweight that seems like he actually has a trajectory in that division. Finally someone to get excited about

hw is worse than wmma, there i said

>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity
>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing
>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't conceal her disgust
>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair
>links up with Khabitch instead of heeming the cunt
>gets his shit pushed in in the fight
>Gane is jabbing Tom's nose off him
>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally
>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit
>robs Gane of the belt
>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year
>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage
>among other things, claims the fight should've ended in disqualification of an honorable man he just robbed
>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs
>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in the circus
>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels turn on him, including current and former fighters
There has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions, even McGregor had it better after losing to Khabitch
His only chance to redeem himself at this point is to gouge his eyes Oedipus-style to prove the damage was actually serious and win the rematch in 15 seconds or less.

>>151713170
Thanks for reminding me

>No contest, Ciryl Gane should have been disqualified.
>The officials warn the fighters in the changing room about fouls.
>That is your first warning.
>If a fighter then chooses to fight with his hands open and fingers spread in standup exchanges, heightening the risk of the foul, that then is a motion of intent.
>If a fight can't proceed because of an intentional foul, the result isn't no-contest, the result is a disqualification.
>Fighting with your hands open and fingers spread is a choice.
>You can choose to close your fist and reduce the risk of the foul.
>Thank you for your attention to this matter!

tom will lose the story even worse next time as he tries and fails to hold gane against the fence to a decision and crumbles in the fourth

>>151713195
I hope you mean fourth minute because no way that fat piece of Swansea shit is making it to the 3rd round without having a fat ass attack

>>151713170
This is the absolute truth I'm afraid;
Tom will forever be known as the guy who, in the most important fight of his life, chose to quit and said "AAAARRRGH OI GOT THE HURTSIES IN ME PEEPERS OI SWEAR !!".

It's a good day with Tom Aspinall STILL our UFC Heavyweight Champion.

Daaaaaad, the french kid doesn't allow me to knock him out in 1 minute. I don't want to play anymore.
Fine little Timmy. Run face first in to his fingers and we will tell the teacher that the other kid was mean and that you are sick now.

Bodied that Favela piglet freak!

#freeraja

arrest tom aspinall

heem is dead let it rest

>>151713410
>with or without counting eyepo-ACK

>>151713425
Based

JAXXON Podcast really fell off

>>151713680
You wouldn't be saying that if you weren't broke and could afford a JAXXON 4mm 14k gold Rope Chain.

>>151712644
Literally landed three clean shots. Aspinall just knows how to sell the work so the redd intervenes thinking it's a shoot

>>151713680
Felt inevitable even without the Raja stuff. People kinda forgot what a weirdo Rampage was and the Bear dude felt also like a guy that would quickly overstay his welcome.

>>151713816
Bear is like an antisemitic caricature

>>151712692
>92
Dear oh dear

UFC fan and octagon-side fixture sydney sweeney has some nice poiriers iykwim

>>151713830
He's italian

>>151713816
Alwyas hated Rampage, fuck him

>b-but Tomala what if-
>they won't
>b-but you are covering the wrong eye
>french cope

Gooby and Ms sweeney should've been mmas power couple. Instead we've got a dumpy hot sauce pedaller and her swamp bayou fella

>I'm 'alf blind, tonight, me right eye
>More videos to try and prove it's no lie
>Eye to eye, so alive
>We've been exposed as heartlets in the fight

>Cry blind like a diamond (whoa)
>Cry blind like a diamond (whoa)
>Crying blind like a diamond
>We've been exposed as heartlets in the fight

>>151713999
Kek

"Andy, I'm blind", I said, though I knew he didn't believe me
My peepers are aching and I don't know why

ah me eye can I stay home and play fortnite mum me heckin eye hurts almost got poked out me ead I swear dad can u call dana and let him know I cant see still spot on m8 righty o

weemer

Joe Rogan wore ear protectors every time he trained bjj

>>151714231
Probably easier to grab onto when receiving sloppy toppy joe is a considerate lover

Ante delija
Chris delija

thank you daner

>>151714252
wait, this isn't a ppv?

You pay?

don't call yourself an mma fan if you don't mail dana white 51% of your income in cash envelopes weekly

Chills

>>151714360
Whos that guy on the right?

I'd love a sick back piece like Tom Aspinall

>>151714364
Our foreign minister Sakke Rahkonen

>>151714252
I'm happy we won't have anything to talk about for another week, bullying asspainal continues Ganechads

Alice Ass
Norma Duass

We cannot follow them. K-1 is awesome. I only offer the truth.

I worry Gane might lose the rematch...

I grew out of the UFC when I hit 30 years of age shit is for little redit kids

man this fat chick at work keeps trying to flirt and hang out. I'm fat too but that doesn't make it less gay. she's got a very annoying jersey accent too

>>151713421
Kek. Would be better if he got shot in the left eye and then started holding the right but A+

its a heem or get heemed world

>>151714416
Start watching k-1 little bro

>>151714252
Dulgarian vs del Valle is a great prospect fight

norma dumont that hot little bitch hell yeahh i like da booty

Norma Dumont in lederhosen

Happy Halloheem everyone

>>151714483
There's no such thing as a good prospect fight

>>151714510
idk Topuria v Mitchell was pretty sick

if marcin tybura has 0 fans... it means i am dead

>>151714252
>Camelossi?

>>151714509
Fuck yourself satan worshiper we don't celebrate pagan holidays here.

so now that Tomala is forgotten, when do we get to see Gane get buckbroken by Chama's big tribal cock?

>>151714602
It’s gonna get real scary this day when I heem you

There can only be one

bros why are there THREE skeletons in the top right corner???

ONE Chads assemble

Set it off, wood.

Gane fucking sucks kek

>>151714691
True, but Turkey Tom is also asscheeks and a heartlet.

what the fuck now there is a trumpet playing skeleton on my screen bros im out this is too spooky

>>151714702
True, but Tuivasa is also fucking dogshit.

>>151714707
I don't think you would find anyone who would disagree. Lad was a pizza delivery driver last I checked.

It really makes no sense how easily Jones beat Gane. Gane got fooled into a false sense of security and was unaware of Jones’ old man strength

>>151714744
True but pizza fucking SUCKS

>>151714706
Get spooked b

>>151714748
Finnish pizza must suck

>>151714748
OK now you're pushing your luck. If the other Finland was here he would bop you in the shitter.

>>151714752
Nuh uh

The fact that Jones went 3 and a half rounds with 42 year old Stipe coming off 3 years of inactivity yet beat Gane in 2 minutes is rather suspect

>>151714762
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>151714766
Stipe was a grizzled vet with lots of championship level experience. Ciryl Gane was literally just some ranked guy.

ciryl gane?? the french actor?

>>151714780
French Johnny Cage

BAHT IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21-UUdFkO-E

Tom with the my tummy hurts energy fucking KWAB

>>151714785
OHHHHHHHHH A RICE FARMER GOT HEEMED BY ANOTHER RICE FARMER

Slap in 4 bongs

>And you poked my eye, tried to lie, it just don't show
>But I know which way the wind blows
>A 40 minute movie is the only chance I have
>To look good, even though I look bad
>And I know that

>Oh, I'm not beating Gane
>Oh, I'm not beating Gane
>Oh, God knows (God knows) I'm not beating Gane
>Oh, I'm not winning

>Oh, ah (ah) I'm not beating Gane
>Oh, I'm not beating Gane
>Oh, God knows (God knows) not beating Gane
>Oh

Get new material

>>151714382
Maddie's Ass

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH shit. You don't know you're born son

Gane should have been sentenced to prison for wasting the time of the Saudi king

>>151714851
You can thank me whenever you're ready
>>151714826
Every song is handcrafted from scratch you get your "memes" from other people we are really not the same

>>151714866
Who's this? Bad Finland. Sorry don't know you

>>151714858
This but Tomala

Multiple
Finnish
Pizzas

ONE is on?!

>>151714868
I told you maddie's name tobias it would be polite to say thank you

>>151712485
Boy low

>>151714252
These shit cards always turn out to be slugfests or absolute snoozers.

>>151714785
GIH THERES A QT

The Cheek. I found the source, you all saw anything.

I'll fucking spank the guy, spank him.

And good and proper

>>151714914
Brown woman sex

Fucking cheek

>>151714914
Hummina

Seems like Murzakanov is the real deal. Shit.
Why the fuck way he saying "let's goo!" With his Eyes wide, after the fight. That is NOT like a dagastani, quite uncalled for. Bamboozled me a bit

>>151714936
Everything*

>>151714952
The hamble brazza schtick is getting old. It's time for the Dagechads era.

Thank the lord for reverse search

>>151714961
Haha it's only him and Usman. The rest are true to it. Just respect that, alright?

I literally told you her name it is in the 'chives but whatever suit yourself toby

Cheek - Liekeissä

>>151714968
Don't lie, stop that. You actually like some kind of philanthropist, when really you're a meanie

>>151714976
>>151714968
Can you please take your flirting to another board or a discord? Thanks

We are not listening to that

>>151714979
Come to London

>>151714979
Leave the love birds alone

Baht sanko has to be fit as shit

>>151714974
Weird renaissance for chicago's finest

>>151714984
Since you're both ethnics wouldn't it be easier to just sext each other on Whatsapp?

>>151714976
Not mutually exclusive you know

What's sarah's last name I can't find any info on her from ONE's site or poohgle

>>151713088
greatness

BAHT SANKO IS A /BUFF/ CHAD

>>151715006
Hmm

These guys are trash what am i even watching here

we are NOT

>>151715042
You can't make a harem without breaking a few hymen ya get me

>>151714952
>>151714961
Murzakanov is from Kabardino-Balkaria. It's on the west side of Chechnya and Dagestan is on the south east side. So we've not seen their breed of brazza yet.

Aspinallesque theatrics from the asian zoomie

MURDERzakanov

Happy Halloheem. What heem related costumes are you wearing today? I’ll be going as zombie Stephan Bonnar

Kabardino Bulgaria

>>151715088
I'm going to hesburger you want anything

i cant see me balls

Lmfao truly aspinallesque

has she done porn?
i liked it when the girl posted yesterday ended up doing porn and then i fapped to it last night

>>151715123
Mrs ortiz isn't a bad looker if we keep things a deutschmark fiddy

>>151715129
I don't think do she seems to be obsessed with muay thai and that's all I can find

>>151715006
Incels and lesbians have the exact same tastes.

>>151713004
Who's that on the bottom mural?

>>151715093
Do they still have that kebab burger

licking alexa grasso's armpits

>>151715123
>Tito literally went as himself for halloween

GIVE IT TO ME ! ME ORB !! ME PEEPERS !!!

Wtf why do baht fights look and sound different? Are they not in Lumpinee?

why is everyone whispering in there wtf

Real talk: The faux attraction to armpits/feet/etc is the hallmark of the involuntarily celibate. If you get action, you're not drooling at the sight of a woman's feet. That's the behavior of someone that doesn't know the touch of a woman. That's why muslims need the burka/hijab, too many low iq, low impulse incels being sent into a sexual rage from the sight of a toe. In the words of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air "I haven't had a girlfriend in so long, I started staring at the lunch lady's ankles."

Are the corner cushions in Dirty Boxing Championship supposed to look like chocolate?

me? I like asshole

Gable Steveson looked about as unimpressive as you can in a 13 second knockout win. He's just an amateur throwing power shots. Gane would toy with him.

>>151715239
You talmbout the guy whose woife is the mcgregor to his devlin b

>>151715248
It's luxurious b like a expensive leather couch cushion

>>151715239
Projecting virgin. Have you ever licked a sweaty armpit before?

>>151715251
Same but not heeming it that's kinda dirty

>>151715254
Contrary to popular opinion, Will Smith is not the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. The Prince is a fictional character that Will portrays.

>>151715251
a man of culture

>>151715263
If you never got poop on ya meng you ain't tryin, playa

The French Prince of Bel Air

>>151715278
Very common with super fit women b. When your body is used to using so much energy for what it believes is survival, it's going to stop producing extraneous shit like eggs

>>151715251
Props for dealing micht poo

>>151715278
She's got an eating disorder or she's old as hell

Rhonda dropped several TRVKE's and killed heem. Facts.

would guru ever find himself in a situation like this?

If you never got poo on your weenie you're essentially still a virgin

ONE has been shit so far, low energy af

>>151715292
she's a college athlete

>>151715302
It's always the roiders doing shit like this.

Who is Rogan's audience at this point?

>>151715308
Probably overworking and not eating enough but don't give her dana white creampies

>>151715304
i gave my gf a heads up i was going to take her back so she could prepare. spotless.

oh btw she's trans forgot to mention.

>>151715317
>trump 2028
I thawlt sob sniffland identifies as a constitutional american

>>151715317
Joe hasn't produced his own testosterone in 30 years.

>>151715070
I had no idea, I must've remembered wrong then, interesting. I was actually thinking that he seemed different, slightly more of a Greek/Georgian look. His traits too.
Thanks for clearing that up anon, very good. Gold star

Post some spooky heems. Halloheems if you will.

I'm going to the gym, need anything while I'm out?

>>151715383
yeah. 10 pushups.

>>151715383
A bag of chips preferably cheese flavor

>>151715383
pawg milf dawg we can tag team

Going to a Halloween party tonight. Haven't decided a costume.

>>151715406
just wear a white shirt and black pants and spray fake blood all over the left side of your neck

HEEEEEEEEEM

>>151715070
Murzanakov himself is Circassian. Same ethnic group as ashmouz the Israel brazza

>>151715413
so edgy bro

Hopefully simon isn't going to be low energy or else I ain't finna watch, also what tragedy for thailand they just banned helwanis have they deployed the weather manipulation technology

>>151715435
yeah its Halloween

why is Mitch chilson do unhype? Did someone die??

What happened in thailand they aren't even shouting about baht

>>151715447
Clinton news network says the thai queen mother just died so I guess that's why we have to endure respectful muay thai

>>151715302
He would have to talk with women first

>>151715406
I do the same joke every year. I don't dress up and then tell people I'm a fan of Luke Thomas.
>warned for shaming simps
sheesh!

>>151715456
you’d think they’d be even more celebratory of heems

>>151715406
You should go as Sister Hong

hallo "deron" winn

>>151715466
I don't understand monarchists perhaps you are the same too either way I'm going to get stoned and go out instead of enduring half assing in my bahtfights

>>151715472
Always thought it was funny how Winn/Meeschaert played out almost the same as DC/Stipe II

>>151715070
seems like the age of dagestan brazzas are nearing its end, its non dagestanis time now

>>151715317
I honestly only ever watch clips if he has a guest I know or a subject I might like (like ayy lmao's, Craig Jones or some shit). I did enjoy Louis CK putting him in his place though

Joe Rogan must have very shrivelled balls

Why is mitch speaking so slowly and not hyped? He legit had zero reaction to the last finish. Not normally for mitch chilson.

my girlfriend tried calling me and telling me she thinks aliens are real because joe rogan practically hypnotized the whole planet into being retarded and now congress is playing into it

>>151715526
yeah you would know

people forget man

>>151715537
aliens are real you pussy and congress is just saying UFOs and non human intelligence, im coming over to fuck your girlfriend and watch ancient aliens with her

Crazy that wrackeage lost again. When he came on the scene he looked unbearable. Ufc has such bad match ups, they always give guys on losing streaks unwinnable fights

>>151715317
based sean
trump will heem the evil us empire from inside

>>151715317
Sean GAPEDland hasn't had a good take in years.

>>151715537
Aliens are real. Are they here? Probably not, but we're not alone

>>151715547
>aliens are real
the GOAT himself, GSP, confirms this

>>151715317
Strickland is a gigantic pussy and a faggot but he cooked here

>>151715537
NHI/ ayy's are real but dunno what form they will take when they emerge. I expect small hat tribe to stage an alien false flag to push the one world government at some stage.

Chills.

>>151715317
Joe is literally fiends with trump. This tacky boy needs to find a way to gather some sense at least once in his life.

>>151715512
Louis CK did what? Hah. Did you make this up? I watched the episode and don't remember that happening

>>151715531
This
>>151715456

Am i the only heemster aware that daners friend can't run in 28 beyond him being 90 by then

Surprisingly Bryce is the only ufc fighter who hasn't cucked out to epstein's favorite goy

>>151715539
Me just happy robot live on hill of beans

>>151715526
Why don't you ask to see them. You guys are super interested in this guys body

>>151715587
You can just do things b

Finally some action just as I'm leaving

Why isn't Achilles screaming like a methed up spazz today

>>151715531
Rich Mitchell? Link the Clip

>>151715605
See >>151715586

>>151715583
it was subtle but you could tell. He was ragging on Joe to his face about how he doesn't live in ordinary society because he can just choose to have all protein diet on a whim, he doesn't deal with normal struggles anymore and Joe just had to sit there and pretend he cared with his listening face on

Louis CK is a literal helwani

the little king joe rogan is currently in a cartoonishly large mansion sitting naked in his cold plunge while you seethe about him online

if only you two could meet face to face and settle your differences on the JRE

>>151715632
he's a gaethje(half messican)

It’s not the same without that shrieking announcer

>>151715632
I thought he wasd gigner

>>151715637
Gaethje is low german

>>151715637
I like Louis’ comedy a lot but he is a quarter mexican and he milks the fuck out of that. His dad was half mexican/jewish and his mom was irish catholic. His grandpa moved to Mexico to escape persecution during the war.

Practically he comes from a long line of white people and one single mexican abuela

>>151715637
>>151715645
You guys are thinking of the pillowtap belal

>>151715643
Or bahtman, where the fuck is bahtman.

Getheejee

>>151715668
Simon is here do any of you lobotomites read up the thread it is a day of mourning for thailand

>>151715666
belahawl is the nurmagomedov to helwani's tsarukyan, same stock different religion

Frank I mean not Simon

>>151715663
Bwc had her abuelussy quaking playa

>>151715682
I believe the golem of their "faith" is the brazza of the cage iykwim

>>151715674
Watch your tone with me Finland, or you may get squeemed.

>>151715657
I always thought this was a quality assessment. I recently learned it’s just referring to altitude

>>151715692
Sorry pal im in a foul mood

>>151715694
Literal different tribes, "anglo saxon" retard that you are jfc the state of starmer's britain

>>151715697
National Day of Finnish Rage

>>151715694
>germania inferior
Yeah it does sound like it huh

Some fucking kids came to my door without any costumes and asked for candy wtf

>>151715742
Did you heem that faggot?

How about you angler my sacks-on your mouth playa

>>151715751
I respectfully told them i have nothing to offer and closed the door.

>Europe has halloween
I always thought we made that shit up like Thanksgiving

>>151715742
Joining gayto has been a disaster

>>151715764
Bodied those freaks!

>>151715774
Thanks alot pal now i need to be wary of going outside at this date

"I ain't gonna sugar coat it, my bussy is wet" - Joe Rogan

>>151715774
I speak for the last maybe 5% of people here who aren't shabbos or sociopaths when I say jenkki go home

>>151715804
this, we are keeping the burgers but please take halloween back

>>151715800
We don't sign our monitors here, Joe.

Nice

Damn that should’ve been a straight up heem. Thais got a chin on him

northern mexico has a ton of german and eastern european descended people. it's where the accordion ranch mexican music comes from oh and the beer

>>151715820
Nga I don't even recall giving it to you

HEEEEEM STOPPY

>>151715857
Tompiggy writhes in his sleep after viewing this

good heem

>>151715861
I blame sanna as we all do

>announcer lady not screaming anymore
>frank not screaming when he drops the baht
soulless bahtfights

Cheeseburger Alex heems Tom and Gane in the same night.

Does the mulletted nafri not understand the queen mother just died

>>151715890
Her name is nora chompunich b

>>151715890
Queen got heemed lah, have a mite of respect.

>>151715632
Saw him live this year bapa still funny

"Cum. Buttholes. I hate my life."
-Louis CK

I find taylor lorenz sexually attractive

>>151715933
Hoenstly? Yes. Dont forget him making fun of retars

>>151715939
Respect

>>151715939
Respect.

>>151715939
Is this real

>>151715939
Respect.
t. a fucking Samurai
>>151715951
bappa, learn how to crop pics

>>151713088
It says that Gane.

Ciryl should have a mural in Manchester

>>151715616
Mate, I give a body part to be on the receiving end of that. Poor Joe, bet that really ruined his day kek

>>151715983
I'll DM his Boneship I'm sure he'll make it happen

Joe Rogan is on a sea cock diet. He sees cock, he sucks it! I love you Dallas that's my time!

>>151715983
Why, is there a french community there?

>>151715923
I'd like to see him live. Do you think Jim Norton will ever come to the UK again?

>>151715999
Haha

>>151715999
french fry community

Only thing I remember from the louis show was him trying to force bobby hill as a sex object and the blonde skirt from the scene about heeming meng

Teenage Emma Stone played a slut on the Louie Show

Louis C.Gay

Black metal? That stuff sucks worse than (c)rap music. Listen to some real rock like Godsmack you goofy Euros.

>>151716067
I was about to get mad but then realised only Norway listens to that crap mostly.

>>151716067
Real rock is stuff like led zeppelin and deep purple not shitty new metal from 2004

I'm not entirely convinced Norway is a real country

>>151716093
Fighting is outlawed in Norway, so it's not real

>>151716093
The truth is that sweden is really denmark and norway is really sweden

>>151714231
It makes sense if you care about it. I've got cauliflower ears as a white belt and had to drain it everytime it came back because my ear canal would get blocked by a liquid and it lightly fucked up my hearing. Nowadays I don't get it again because both of my ears are already damaged enough and because I barely get myself in situations where the damage would occur. I do heavy sparring during striking and roll all time the during grappling, but the damage in my head is minimal since I'm not a can anymore.

If one Zuckgod can hold you down...

>>151716116
>I'm not a can anymore
I doubt that

>>151716116
Brother didn't you lose your last fight? I'm fairly certain I'd go Darth Rigatoni on your ass

>>151716118
This looks like mid 2000s b league wrasslin when legends routinely turned up too drunk to work but too drunk to shoot too

Realistically what's stopping Pereira, Jiri, Ank or any other decent LHW that knows how to stay in shape from going up to HW and heeming everyone into living death when most of the fighters up there are sloppy bums that look like this?

my cute wife fights later today

>>151716150
Cute!

>>151716118
ank wouldve decisionated pooatan again if he didnt zergrushed ank

I have no ground game but i beat you all in standup.

>>151716149
One word.
Tom Aspinall

>>151716155
You the 196 guy?

>>151715857
>AAAAAAH AAAAH ME EYES ! ME ORBS ! NO ! NO ! DON'T TAKE ME PEEPERS !!! AAAAAH OI GOT THE OUCHIE IN ME ORBS STOP !!! NOOOO !!!!

>>151716166
Maybe.

Apparently Aspinall will permanently retire if he has received long term damage to his eye. What a legacy! Beautiful work champ

>>151716149
Because even though heavyweights are sloppy bums they're real ones that swang so it's not worth the risk.

Just took a Schaub on Tom's orb

>>151716175
>Gane vs Volkov 3 for the belt
What a treat.

How did heem never come up with chocolate peppa pig?

>>151716172
I'll take my chances

>>151716201
Because racism isn't cool

>>151715804
Lmfao

Mrs aspinall really thought she lucked out marrying a simple but ambitious man's son and now she's stuck being a caregiver for two thick lumps soon 3 when andy is old

If you don't ride a Harley, listen to Godsmack, and drink white Monster you might be a frigging gay

Sleem in thirty bings

>>151716260
For me, it's Monster Zero Ultra Sunrise and Steve Winwood.

>>151716254
Aspinall got paid 3 million for that “fight”

But how does this affect Gane's legacy?

>>151716274
Shouldn't have gotten a dime. Fucking Welfare Tom.

The thing that is most perplexing for me is why aspinall thinks he would be good at wwe when he is not aesthetic in the slightest and has no natural charisma

>>151715769
Driving high is dangerous

>>151716274
Well cut up that's still a nice payout post tax but he'll need a pension earlier than most and the autistic child can't be cheap to keep especially since he's too rich to get welfare

Damn this thai doo and crowd just don't give a shit about the queen mother anymore kek

Suriyanlek is a complete utter waste of talent

>>151716298
TKO was just cross promoting ya dip!

Roman Reigns would absolutely destroy Tom with a single superman punch

>>151716380
wgaf!

gotta get jiggy wit it, ooh das it

>>151716383
>glass shatters

for me? its gotta be ufc fight night: garcia vs onama

Tom Aspinall would thrive in the sweltering hot summer of '92.

>>151716175
Game had his Fingers out way before the Eye poke. I have no idea why he just watched until it went wrong. It's partly on him, luckily for him fans haven't collectively formed that view

>>151716418
OH MY GOD
IT'S BIG KNIFE MANJU

>>151716444
you think pierre can beat him for the vacant belt after aspinjeet retires?

>>151716444
You're not a lowly tomcel are you tobias

Nah fuck that!

The man to heem Tom

I went to Ankalaev's coffee shop and he had decent bud. Nice milkshake selection, some 90s West Coast playing but not too loud. Pre rolls, hybrid strains. Would recommend

>>151716501
put on a shirt nigga

Milk ya tits out playa

>>151716512
He's weighing in can't risk it b

I push my washcloth into my eyes

It's the only thing that helps me get a break

But my mind's made up it's time for me to fake

Jesus, it never ends, it's no contest time

If the fight goes on....

HRUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
*guitar*

>>151716531
I like this I'll pilfer it and word it more aspinall like

Tom Aspinall needs to be deported and face justice in abu dhabi

Slapgodssss

WE ARE SLAPPING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIa1zMiIYqo

>>151716571
Based love Sleemkino

>Sheena
>Undefeated
Did they forget about her getting stuck in the fencing position

>225lb bench pr
bappa keep that to yourself

>I push me dishrag into me eye
>It's the only thing that 'elps me get a break
>But me mind's made up it's time for me to fake
>Blimey, it never ends, it's no contest time
>If the fight goes on...
>HMPH
>*lute riff*

DANIEL CORMARE GET YOU FAT ASS HAND OUT OF THE CANDY BUCKT RIGHT NOW

>>151716606
very cool!

>>151716613
I think it's safe to say Freakzilla would murder aspinall in combat

SLEEM IS LIVE ALREADY

>3-0 in nigeria's premiere slap promotion
>a lawyer in his home country
truth is stranger than fiction

Ready to see some retarded fat guys sleem each other. I love TKO era.

>>151716652
I think adebisi was also really a lawyer from nickaleria

Ohhhhhhhhh nahhh this nigga did greenface

Is that fucking herzog wtf is this shit I thawlt it was rejects and bums

I'd watch that paint dry!

>>151716628
one pop of his freaks on peaks and Aspinall's orbs would explode ending the fight at the staredown

Making myself curry as slap scran

>>151716693
is this some sort of till reference?

Seriously why is herzog here he is an actual referee is this shit sanctioned

class action lawsuit against aspinall

That flinch was strategic.

>foul
>flinching
Okay I'm sold on this retard circus now

He heemed his arm by cheating. That's what Tom should have done to Ciryl's hand m

>hurt his hand
yep lawyer man cracked the meta

first time watching powerslap

this is such a low quality "sport"

commentators talking about inspiring others to do this lmao

>>151716696
Eventually

>>151716696
curry refers to feces and slap scran is a popular game played since the days of nobility in finland. you freeze the turd for all of winter, and in the spring they begin the slap scran where they slap the thawing turd back and forth. the last one touching it when its completely thawed has to eat it, and then they celebrate with beer made from seal heads. very cool

that's not to say i don't enjoy watching it
its on alevel with cockfighting or buffalosmash

>>151716745
Me too I'm amazed at the dedication to the farce I can't deny

Cant believe ngannou is in the corner

KWAB

>TKO
Oh am i laffin
>>151716760
/buff/ is unironically a noble sport don't compare it to this shit

Tom set a bad precedent

Shades of JDS

What must herzog be thinking as he does this

please tell me these slap retards have inspiring and tragic backstories before they get life altering CTE

>>151716794
https://youtu.be/HMuYfScGpbE

>>151716745
i watched the first 2 seasons of the reality show

>>151716810
I mean most of them are like warehouse workers or bouncers

Poopooria music
>>151716813
Probably gets paid more than the undercard

>>151716606
Time for another presidential campaign

this is the male equivalent of being a pornstar

>>151716827
bullshit, he come from the streets he do what he to survivey, he trainy so hard he papa he die but he trainy so more an win for slap thx u dana

Jon jones reach they claim
>>151716840
Not letting go but you know they treat the buffalo like gods and give them proper burials

>misses HW limit
Based

John McCain really said human cock fighting. Aye yo!

>>151716858
alright i rescind my comment about the buffalo

They're ridiculously different sizes

>yeah maybe a little flinch too
Ffs

lol at all these chink bots Dana got to drive up viewership numbers, what a scamp he is

>>151716849
I look like this

>>151716902
Are you watching this crap b

Nah fuck that !

>>151716910
it's total shit so far, two big brown slobs flinching and clubbing each other's bloated faces to no effect

>>151716849
Austin the turpentine

>>151716849
Peak performance

Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier, what a legend. Incredible that he was never a champion.

This chink finna sleem

>>151716939
Love his wife's tits too

May I?

bullshido is a good base for slapping

>>151716957
Get to it

Speaking of fine minge what happened to laila

he's almost hit him too well

OI M8 I CANT SEE

Kek

troon Asshooknall changed the game

And new! >>151717000
>>151717000
>>151717000

>>151716973
It's up I guess

Ohhhhhhhhh stream heemed

>>151716939
He was intermittent champ Jizzy said thats legit championship

>>151712422
You are circumcised lmao