Thread 151713222

meme cricket on soon

meme women knocked out of wc

22 days till the ashes

classic konstas straight drive

hello ausbros
you did it you survived another week of toil

>>151713250
made it, how about you champ

didn't work at all this week
got a doctors note for the entire week on monday
told my boss not to message me

WA could've played for the win, but instead are predictably playing their PLEASE NOTICE US BIG STRONG SELECTORS game

Is bancroft a chance for the ashes

>>151713308
nah, he has't been productive this summer so far

>>151713308
he's got the self-determination, he's got the belief, (no)

my nang gaff

reddit

reckon if i was last on the shield table, i would go for a win
but it's none of my business

feels good to know konstas won't be in the first test

feels bad to know konstas won't be in the first test

>>151712906
Face is mid but body is def very good
Would be one of my goto pornstars to fap to

nang means one thing and I won't be muddying the the muck in my brain moreso by introducing a new meaning.

>>151713357
best tits in show biz

doing nangs in my gaff

wtf is nang

based shied awarding viccucks 0 points for the 3rd win

I hired some peasant tradie to do a menial task that was below me, and when we were squaring finances at the end, he asked if I'd like to give a tip; to which I said
>Yeah, get a real job
and closed the door on that cuckolds face lmao

>>151713402
crazy that's happened two days in a row now

>Multicultural London English, from Jamaican English, from Jamaican Creole nyanga, potentially from West African languages
seemingly picked it up from his stepfather

>>151713414
or at least from one of his mother's multitudinous sexual partners (aka johns or 'tricks').

Will bully feature in the ashes?

YFO

>go to bunnings
>drive up trade ramp in golf gti
>all these hiviz tradie cucks in utes and trailers look at me like i dont belong
>walk around fingering wood like i know the fucking difference lmao
>walk to opposite side of store to garden centre
>buy a single 10m pot plant and walk back to trade till
>chick on trade till and all the tradie wifes in passenger seats in awe of my confident masculinity
>tradies seething and refuse to make eye contact
>trade ramp 10 deep
>drive out with my plant chuckling

didn't read your greentext essay in the last thread and shalln't be reading it in this one either mate

Put your bats out

rather pull your bat off x

a moment of silence for 9 pieces for $9 at kfc on tuesdays

Good evening /cric/

Might watch the memeslog

unironically feel worse about this ben austin kid than i did about hughes
might just be that i'm becoming a better human as i grow older

>>151713533
such a shit deal, drumsticks are the only good bits

>sold out
there will never be a better opportunity for an indian mass casualty event than tonight

>>151713478
Imagine driving a cuck box you must have a micropenis t. ute driving giga chad

did the bastmen just pass through an arch spraying them down with deodorant?

Love the atmosphere of Mumbai, Victoria.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNokixQnb04
bring him back for the summer

I don't like Green I think he's too inconsistent. Would prefer Marsh even though he can be the same sometimes

doing a poo at toil
might sneak a chess game or two in

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

GET A BROWN DOG UP YA

GOONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO THE REAL INDIA

kek

KEK

Oh no pozzies

>doctored hawk eye
chris broad is rolling in his grave

>GONE GOTTEM GONETEN GONE
there isn't even any cricket on lmao

based length ball bouncer

this pitch is a bit fucked lol

Why not try to just give the entire team concussion??

>or two
>so bad at chess he can get beaten twice while doing a poo
lel

just won (84% accuracy)

hazlewoods the best bowler in the world right now

reminder that the population of Melbourne is 7.3% Indian

love to analyse the correct weight transfer for getting hit in the head

a bish kek

is 1 run per over a good scoring rate?

I think hitting someone in the helmet dead on the logo should count for like half a wicket

>>151713620
hard to say until both teams have batted, sorry

ummm why is the crowd cheering for india so much

>>151713632
Its in Melbourne

>he's being tested
I thought this was T20

>>151713632
see >>151713613

nice fielding change retards
wtf was that

Its over

Based

fuck off Bartlett

streams not working

>howie
>shastri
>warner
absolutely cursed comms box

Bros....

>>151713657
drink more water

is 8 runs an over a good scoring rate?

How come only Hazlewood of the 3 quicks plays T20?

gottem
>>151713658
i can tolerate the others if i have to but warner is so bad, shit commentary and an annoying voice

how brown does the crowd look?

>>151713674
honestly warner is my favourite out of those 3
howie is such a fucking traitor of a 'tator, listen to how much more hype he gets for india

lads can I just remind you t20 isn't cricket

seething testie

START WALKING POOCAPTAIN

>>151713678
agreed unless >we win

>>151713678
cringe every time there's an aus game on
they get so into it lmao pozzie IQ at its finest

>>151713678
no one here thinks it is, don't worry

Missing

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO THE POOVILLION
I AM SO INTO THIS GAME RIGHT NOW

pooview
>>151713696
lol

jeets always redeem the review

DO NOT REDEEM THE WICKET SAAR DO NOT REDEEM

Australians aren't exactly renowned for their IQ, stand up comedy, music, snow etc

Dropped the ashes

here comes the HAZE

did warner get new teeth or something he sounds different

>>151713745
ball gag

Seeing the MCG full of 80,000 Indians screeching everytime the ball gets hit for as much as a single makes me fucken depressed cunt and it sounds so shit on tv. What the fuck happened to this country man? Wasn't nearly this bad before covid.

every year i watch a few cricket games and every year the mcg gets browner and browner. is this a fucking home game for australia or what

FIFER ON THE CARDS

Uhhhh sars?????????

not watching but i assume nothing of note is happening because it's fake cricket lmao

>>151713752
covid fucked everything, plenty of stuff was already bad (housing, work opportunities, wages, etc) but covid made everything weird for 1-2 years then everything went REALLY shit after that adjustment period

eye test bros???

>>151713752
Time to build a wall around cucktoria, no one allowed out

it's like illegals in murrica waving flags of the countries they fled

India needs to face a decent team soon. I'm tired of Jadeja statpadding

imagine making le plop it on a length outside off and have no soul never passed an eyetest man look this good

Remember when people used to say Inglis was better than Carey?

>>151713752
Government let some in to schools and work. Those ones end up creating/buying business from boomers cashing out. They "sponsor" other poojeets in exchange for a fee. The problem becomes exponential. You can't kick them out either because they have citizenships too. Just two years while being sponsored.

*instantly changes dumb yankoween theme back to Yotsuba B*

>>151713752
>>151713767
whats happening in aus, eng, nz, canada can easily be explained by looking at agenda 2030
problem, reaction, solution

>>151713789
haha same lmao

lads have the sars bought all the ashes tickets

>get btfo
>cheer wildly at anything
fuck i hate these mindless worker ant people

holy shit, did he just.... transfer his weight slightly?? zomg

for me its tomorrow

>>151713800
>I hate fun

>>151713809
based optimist for the future

>>151713809
still 2 hours til tomorrow lad

>>151713810
you cant be quoting me i just hate these brown scum that are invading our country

imagine the smell at the mcg right now

>>151713818
surprisingly with such a large crowd there is no queue for the toilets

bartlett reminds me of a gorilla

Fuck tying to book an uber and can't get a driver

>No more Hazlewood overs
What now?

GROIN GOTTEM

GONE YOU SMELLY CUNT

gottemlol
>>151713829
that

>>151713829
hazelwood unders?

>>151713824
you could say he is our top primate

>Australian wicket
>crowd is silent
KEK

pretty funny how im sitting here watching this not giving a fuck if we win or not
and then you have the entire slums of india watching like their life depends on it

>>151713840
such a strange thing for her to say

india losing on purpose because they don't recognise t20 as a format?
based

>>151713844
this. the only thing i care about is india losing every game in Australia so that they get demoralized and stop showing up to the games.

cant remember which meaningless game we beat india in might have been a world cup final
but i remember reading that multiple indians literally killed themselves when australia won kek

>going to your homesides game
>they get flogged
GET FUCKED INDIA YA GRONK CUNTS

shouldn't we have a change in the comms box by now

>stoinis bowling
why though

>>151713857
nah you're supposed to suffer listening to warner

any risk of spin or nah

I miss warnie

what do you think candice warner is doing right now

>>151713878
me

>>151713879
crisp nrl player

i've decided to not watch the rest of the match
mostly because i wasn't watching to start with

this crowd is quite loud for india
ive never seen the indian air quality so good which city is this in?

>>151713878
do you think warner thinks about it every day or has he convinced himself that it "never happened"

>>151713891
no but david warn her

>how goods the "vibrancy"?
Kek

>>151713890
in the indian city of Melhi

That's it, a bit of luck for india. The game has changed.

if this is in india, then how come none of the aussie players got groped on the way to the ground?

>>151713907
they're not women or livestock also this is the MCG allergy

>literally anything happens
>*cheers wildly*

Would anybody like to read the produce of my last two days?

>>151713878
anyone got the photo/vid?

>>151713878
presenting on BBC iykwim haha

>>151713925
no

remember when jeets lost the wc final at home and the crowd was silent for most of the day? lmao

GET SOME FUCKING WICKETS ALREADY

isn't rana supposed to be a walking wicket?

turning it off
i cant stand to watch what my country has become

"Doesn't take much to ignite them"
You've got that right.

>>151713952
just mention something about primates

>>151713952
was this a call to action from gilly?

I think 14 people replied to the cooee. Nuke melbourne now

>>151713950
but cricket in Australia has never been so popular! think of the graphs!

>>151713966
go home lad

what goes on in melbourne?

so obvious someone made the call to keep the home crowd happy

>>151713987
this but unironically

where is skull, I need some more brutal reality dystopian commentary that only he has the balls to deliver

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO MELBOURNE YOU FUCKING CUNT

show us your visa

and you can hear a pin drop at the mcg

>no one cheering the wicket
kek

>>151714003
4chin wont let me upload the webm

>13min behind
>indians call for runners every over
any correlation here

>>151714031
the home team get special treatment

>Like a cheater out there
You'd know a cheater when you saw one hey Warner

>>151714035
>1641797240171.jpg

what we drinking tonight

do you think people lie to the aussie team when they tell them that its all tourists for their "home" game even though previously when Australia played india its never been this """"vibrant""""

that looked like it potentially hit outside the line

we'll have a challenge thanks

>india cause slow over rate
>Australia get punished for it

FUCK OFF

Shane Watson's spirit in that review

kek

LOL

FUCK RIGHT OFF YOU CUNTS
IF WE FUCKING LOSE FROM HERE I'M GOING TO LOSE MY SHIT

>Bumrah comes out
>Gets fucked in the bum immediately

START WALKING YOU RAPEMONKEY

KEK based ellis

Lol, lmao even

This looks like it'll be a good watch.

we're in here for half time lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBrD_gQybIk he's 50 years old btw

>>151714051
merlot

bumrag

I would like to ejaculate in a girls vagina sometime soon

>>151714051
hydralite

>>151714098
have you tried going out on a limb and talk to them? no? then prossies is the way to go.

need a good start from Tim Paine and Steve Smith here at least a solid 40 runs each would set them/they up well

god of all of the people to go into commentary bloody david warner fucking hell

>>151714107
humiliation ritual. you have to listen to the retard that masterminded australia cheating against proteas forever.

cowardly COWARDLY behaviour from worstern australia today.

COME ON HEAD HIT THESE CUNTS FOR SIX (smacky would chase this down by himself)

>>151714118
worst outcome

wish I had a cool last name like Head

>>151714138
just marry a bloke with the last name head m8

>>151714138
What's his last name?

>>151714138
ive got a very cool last name
unfortunately my first name doesn't flow well with it

>>151714141
Steve Smith does flow though

First name head, last name n'shoulders

callum murray!

cricket is being enjoyed
>>151714138
morning richard

GET INJURED GET INJURED GET INJURED GET INJURED

smacky would be on 36 runs by now

In the Loo

>>151714154
based united nations

*be's noticing bumrash is chucking it*

he has always chucked cause he's a chucker

head is finished, obviously given into chasing the allure of the great northern whitefish

bit of a chuck that one

>turns my elbow joint 20 degrees the other way
nothing personnel

>>151714146
>cricket

>boundary ad that literally just says 'send money to india'
anyone else catch that

*almost bowls you for four*

dear oh DEAR! what a TERRIBLE performance!

>play bumrash
>he chucks it
>poos still lose
many such cases

The Greatest Bowler In The World

*chucks it down leg*

shot

haven't seen 9 extras given away that easily since dan scheinder was at nickelodeon

Is it possible for Indian players to be washed considering they dont bathe?

>>151714191
KEK

>NB as well
OH NO NO NO NO

BISON

THE BISON GOES BANG

the rainbow when they show the bat swing makes me feel seen. thank you foxtel.

WALLOP

>>151714198
>rainbows are gay
based zoomie

saw my doctor on Oxford street with his ass hanging out his shorts

>india
>losing a home game

>>151714201
wave that freak flag high mang.

was that the berserk rune thing on that indian's neck?

good catch

wikkid

>>151714190
lmao

inglis so wants to be carey he's even trying to get out to retarded sweeps

>>151714221
kek

unless inglis gets all the remaining runs I'm not going to like him

it's joever

Is Josh Inglis related to Greg Inglis?

yeah t20 feels like a penalty shootout most of the time
odi is cool though. you get a story out of it. it's got the tension and suspense on a proper scale

nah greg was based, this inglis sucks so far

Major impress Benchod poo in loo superior cricket game - whitey dogs inferior!!!11! Bobs & vagne from mothers

aus lose only losers left to batsmen now

Is Tim David related to David Warner?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT STOP WASTING TIME
OVER RATE HELLO UMPIRE
WTF ARE WE DOING HERE

my favourite jew batting right now

why is Travis Head such a jeet hater?

HOLY BASED

>he doesnt know about Tim David's prowess in t20
lmaoing at you buddy

not a great over giving up a lot of runs when defending at small total

world class milling about

>>151714259
everyone hates them. it's a primal impulse.

I only memorise ODI cricket stats tbqh

>>151714268
based zerogoose

>any team that wastes even a millisecond of time gets punished
>india wastes fucking years and nothing happens to them
why is this?

>>151714261
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
wow what prowess on display

>>151714279
cant blame him playing poorly
imagine the smell, as well as having to put up with it for longer then needed because of Indian time wasting

mitch better hit the ball like it be owens him money XD

imagine if we lost haha

reckon they mindfucked david with that short leg

high octane cricket > boring odi

>howie: I actually sat out in the crowd and you can smell it in your stomach they stink so bad
uhhhh howie??

>any team's bowler has a 5 degree bend in their arm gets punished
>bumrash has been baseball pitching for years and nothing happens to him
why is this?

Wasting time - can't wait to Poo - culture based on Poo must be respected...

>>151714309
>>151714271
proxy fag having a night

>no jeet flags
>sebshit disappears
>shitjeet fucked off
wtf I love Australia now

23rd St. Quattro gin and ginger beer with fresh lime

>>151714309
SUPERHUMAN SAAR NOT ILLEGAL SAAR JAY SHAH IS A FAT FUCK SAAR

>>151714313
calm down ausjeet, it's just a pointless t20

DROPPED THE DUNNY PAPER

Dropped the tp

DROPPED WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS

>>151714315
sebbo has been real quiet since trump changed the h1b1 rules

>>151714313
you will never see me use a proxy
i am not a fag
i do phonepost at work though

wtf dropdia claimed they were good at fielding now

just get fucking 22 runs already

pootards

love seeing the duel disks in use in t20

but fr why do binda waste so much fucking time do they get paid by the hour or something

mf has an eyebrow slit

bought a can-future days poster for the nang gaff
only like them because the lead singer was Japanese desu

was this nigga attacked by a big cat back in the slums or is this another stupid haircut?

when my ship comes in I will have a dedicated nang gaff.

>varun has a long scar above his left eye that continues along the left side of his head
>the story goes, he was drinking cow urine directly from the source and the cow got spooked and kicked him in the head almost killing him
>in india this is considered a blessing if you survive the kick

have to play in Melb because the last time the jeets were in Sydney...
>India are set to be provided with 'enhanced' food after being offered 'cold sandwiches' following a training session at the SCG.
>"I know all the teams are getting the same thing but they are not speaking out because most of them are not in a position to raise a voice. We did not train today and hope we get something better in our next net session, and if not, then the players will order online like we did on Tuesday."
>In protest, most of the top Indian cricketers decided to skip lunch at the venue, headed back to the hotel for a meal of their choice. "You can't just have a cold sandwich, not even grilled, with avocado, tomato and cucumber after two hours of training. That is plain and simple inadequate nourishment."

nangs were the one drug i refused to do
just don't like the idea of something that lasts a minute

yeah lots of green text, that's shit imma read

zachy be like
>garment
:-(
>garment, japan
8-O

how many fucking pooviews does india get

20(20) in a t20 is fucking shameful drop that cunt

£300 made in japan bin bag weather these days tbf

>>151714365
it will never not be funny that this happened
i can just imagine the aussie staff having a laugh as they watch and listen to the indians bitch

>>151714366
its a retarded mans crack, i have done it a few times and never enjoyed it enough to continue.

>>151714365
>we know all the teams are getting the same thing but we need special treatment
a truly grim group of people desu

>somehow that was not umps call
what the fuck man, how do indians manage to bribe third umps and get away with it?

So a man walks into a bath and the brahmin says "oops, wrong door" then turns around and walks back out again.

might easily win another match

>>151714259
because he met one

>>151714389
I think you have to be indian to get this joke

>>151714389
youre ready for open mic mate, don't use up all your material here

>>151714366
it's a drug for maggots, but much like poppers does wonders when other things are wearing off and you must feel high again

>>151714375
>£300 made in japan bin bag weather
what

>>151714389
if it was a venue where people served alcohol he"d be a barman itkwim haha

need an investigation into these umps this shit is fucking sus check bank accounts

really need owen to have a big innings soon

How does a front on view prove bat on ball?
you would need a side on view to prove it

are jeets capable of being funny?
I see so many of them in standup but have never heard a good one

internet connection must be down for britJEET

>>151714414
>check
more of a visa man me itkwim haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NieKfRjgy5U&list=RDNieKfRjgy5U&start_radio=1

BOWLED HIM

falling a bit short of the mark there

KEK

more like short of any ability to play cricket whatsoever

turning this off (and my life)

shit hattrick ball

>>151714435
hello saar

Why are the bindians celebrating? they have still lost this match

>bringing back on the guy who gave away like 20 in an over
at least it'll end quick

are you winning the story?
not talking about the game but you specifically (yes, I'm referring to (You)) in your life?

save us wogGOD

>>151714444
avg iq of 73

>umpires saved them a no ball for an illegal field
its just so blatant

fuck me dead hurry up

fucks sake

>>151714444
nice quads. as for your question, delusional gloating is one of the main mindsets of indians.

the Jeet is delusional, it never loses.

>>151714456
even warner fucking said so
scammers and cheats the lot of them
we simply must ban cricket in Australia to save ourselves

indians tried everything in the books there to cheat

>>151714444
celebrate they get to wake up tomorrow as Indian and you dont

>>151714474
i celebrate every time i wake up and i am still white, but that is shortly lived as when i go outside i realise this country is losing itself

garn bed fuck youse

I celebrate every day i am not indian

imagine if we actually cared about t20 in this country

>>151714496
give it 20 years and we will all be Indian lol

>20 years
more like 5

*be's being bummed*

>>151714477
t. stefan krowovowski

ANYONE SEEN BRITJEET?

>>151714513
'risp zachy

>>151714513
based zachy reliving the theatron days

>>151714513
based bindian shitcket peem

Cricket is gay lol

>>151714508
>>151714521
so easy to spot you nikesh

>>151714570
our sport isnt going to have a lockout in 2027 lmao

>>151714570
based saltJEET

>>151714562
little is said about the night he molotov'd five competing lolly stores

awesome sound got some awesome sounds going down

time to shove a whole pumpkin up my arses

Pavement

it's probably one of the least gay sports desu
no contact when playing, hardly any gay incidents in the 100 year history of the game
it's certainly no /afl/, let's put it that way

for the first time since 1990 theres no rap songs in the billboard top 40

plus the boxes, it good not to see any outline of male gentailia pressing on those thin, high-performance fabric they wear they wear.

GOOD EVENING YOU SPASTIC PUNJABI LOSERS, GET FUCKING HEEMED

damn good coffee

>>151714695
hell yeah brother

>>151714934
>no cable risers
>speakers with no vibration mats so sound is reverberated into the wood and loses 38.2% (+/- 5% depending on type of wood) clarity

>38.2%
making shit up lmao

>>151714945
um wrong sweaty they're on little felt pads

searching auscelebs for brooke satchwell and gigi edgley with that proper wood clarity rn

>not hovering in place so you dont pick up reverberations through the floor
ngmi pleb

Tonight's Halloween kino?

probably doesn't even align the turntable with magnetic pole to reduce rotational velocidensity (+2/-1 skid factor)

you're not a yank and you're not a child so might want to consider growing up instead

>>151715047
TRVTH NVKE
have a good weekend lads
https://youtu.be/tP65Jk4u94Y

bouldering to my nang gaff

at least he's finally stopped calling his bedsit (gaff) a flat

bedsits are comprised of one room, and certainly don't feature massive, sturdy Jon lewis wardrobes

zachy 'swear I'm northern' bowen
>ate donedon me, absolutely ate it
also zachy 'london grime lover' bowen
>alri me peng, nang neeks of /cric/

thinking i agree with zachster, golf is a horrible waste of time, land, and money. truly a dreadful "sport".

Reminder the guy who spends all day obsessing about Zachy on /cric/ is Zachy's Britjeet persona

everyone is zachy lad back from the dead here lads

yeah ok, so if I put a wall in a bedsit to split it, it now has 2 rooms and is no longer a bedsit yeah? lmao the coping toothpick armed neek hitting new lows. buy another tv you boomer freak

Exact same writing style as Zachy how curious

>the guy who spends all day obsessing about Zachy on /cric/
suppose that would be the guy who makes notes about his 'exact writing style' then

Zachy lashing out over his schizo game being exposed again

no need to count sheep with you fellas around eh? haha!

>>151715522
no it's also way too large by square metres and too homely to ever reasonably be considered a bedsit

they've only gone and put on another t20 match
absolute state of this dead sport

the square metres I have of furniture probably equates to the total square floor metres of a typical bedsit aka a 'studio'

In the snickleway inn. A so called 'real pub'
But the bar man literally has full blown flu
No loo roll in the filthy toilets (now going to have to walk home with a stinky bum)
All going a bit too far I reckon
A bit too
1750

>>151716046
>le studio
get real friends my american friend they're out there you just need to look!

i just opened a beer

dumb alchy started early

the chase addict with bingo wings thinks he can health preach

won't be posting any pictures whatsoever of the nang gaff, ever

instead of worshipping gluttony and paganism like a yank consider going to church

>>151716232
maybe go the extra step and shut up about it entirely?

>>151716272
church is for zoomies I worship cricket like a good indian of the realm of /cric/

Trick or treat sniff my feet

>>151716278
does it make you upset rentie?

thinking about where to stick my framed nausicaa of the valley of the wind and can-future days posters
I know it's not high art, but don't worry I have that too

actually nausicaa of the valley of the wind is high art

need something Colombia related too, as it's literally ethereal: the country
Maybe a picture of me out with the lads

as for anything cricket related? nah fuck that. Sport for neeks

just opened my second beer

just creased at the scene in south Park where Mr garrison writes a romance novel

any cricket on or is this just a friendship simulator for sad sacks

why can't I find it on YouTube?
YouTube so overly censored ridiculous

>>151716588
what are you talking about fool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1ZRkS3W6zI

>>151716574
what's your problem thicko?

>>151716574
it's just the dumb alchy talking to himself

fuck

you pommy gits

>>151716609
t. rentie the chase addict with bingo wings and no TV

the laptop thumbing the chase addict with no TV

as I walked through earls court into a pub I lured
when a nosey pom said 'where you from" as I downed the amber fluid
I said get it straight I'm an aussie mate and I'm fixing to get plastered
but the beer is crook and the women all look like you you pommy bastard

the chase is kino
the australian chase is a dark mockery of what the chase is
because we're so full of cricket fans as in BIG NUMBER GOOD we have a le money spinner at the end
so basically everyone takes the low offer, so the results is like 7k (aud) 3k gbp with all 4 contestants and then they answer 10+ questions and they get to spin the """"money spinner"""", so they get 13 questions right, then they spin the money spinner and it lands on 40k so now the total is $47,000 OMG my indian brain is going amazeballs thats a big number even though 13 questions is easily doable in 50 seconds by any competent chaser but the most egregious thing is that the chasers here throw, they cheat, they THROW the game, I legit think there has to be a money laundering investigation into this or something, they will lose a 13 question chase legit, they will get questions I know the answer to wrong and I'm retarded, so anyway we took your most prestigious game and pissed all over it I'm sorry also we will win the ashes but still piss all over the ashes

My great uncle aurwel of Neath has the bad kind of pneumonia where it's filling your lungs and is on end of life care
My last living relative born in Wales ;(

ease up turbo

>My last living relative born in Wales ;(
Maybe I should go this weekend and send him on his way for this reason. My dad is kind of making out the journey isn't worth it, I have been to see him lots over the years. Is there any point in watching him actually pass over. Sometimes you have already said your goodbyes

my dad will be there and I told my dad to send him my love
my dad is like kind of basically me anyway
obviously I will go to his funeral. Just will be missing the part in which he actually dies

I think you can say your goodbyes before and after, the actual dying process

you're not welsh
you will never be welsh
you're about as welsh as shitjeet and sebshit are poo

do the welsh play cricket or rugby union?

I would never post one of my /cric/ stream of consciousness posts to my mum WhatsApp
I would never a picture of my nang gaff to /cric/
Funny how it works

beer no 3

Now some of us are weak and some endure
Some people live their life, with a violence that's pure and clean
But I saw a man cry once, down on his knees
In the corner of a darkened cell, and his pain meant nothing to me
But I was younger then young men never die
When I walked out in the sun, I was strong, clear-minded and blind
Now don't say a prayer for anyone, it doesn't do any good
Please don't ask me questions, it'd just be misunderstood
And if you could step inside me you'd feel what hatred brings
And if you saw with my eyes, you'd see what self-deception means
I was younger once, and I created a lie
And though my body was strong, I was self-deluded, confident, and blind
Now show some pity, for the weak of will
Because when we're drinking, we can never be filled
Show some understanding for a lonely fool
Because when I'm drinking, I am out of control
Well I was never young, nothing has transpired
And when I look in the mirror, I feel dead, I feel cold, I am blind
I am blind
Mum
I am blind
I am blind

>>151716272
THIS

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>>151717154
>1 hour between beers
get out of first gear already mate

>one beer an hour
doesn't even touch the sides
may as well give up drinking altogether

no toilet roll in this pub
dare I do it the Welsh way (hand, water, over the sink)

I'm joking

no one laughed now predict the next cricket scores and make yourself useful

I need to slow the speed of my thoughts down
Basically I need to become low IQ
It's the only thing that will bring me everlasting happiness

Wait I didn't mean that
Need to be careful what I wish for

drinking when sitting down is the perfect activity for unathletic welsh genes

>unathletic Welsh genes
https://youtu.be/QLcgbjTe7lE?si=B4KdEAnaWnq0w1Ql

>>151717607
hes definitely gay isnt he

yeah he is a total fruitcake
a bit like Toby roberts
Absolutely nothing wrong with being gay desu
I wish I was gay, wouldn't have to deal with (((women)))

>Need to be careful what I wish for
>couple of posts later...

might have to delate that one
got to be careful what you wish for

I am comfortable enough in my sexuality to not feel the need to delete that one

zachy's comfortable enough in his sexuality to get bummed in front of everyone on the Theatron dance floor

>Jackson, born in Cardiff, South Wales, is of Jamaican and Panamanian descent
>Genealogical research shows his mixed-race Panamanian-born mother had Scottish ancestry
Baffling post

>>151717906
why is it baffling you fat German neek
The Welsh are black

>>151717878
didn't get bummed in Colombia once. Threatron isn't even that gay. Far too big to be truly gay

we had a few olympians at my school in wales
one is the very best olympian of all time
we actually had a really good school considering it was free, got lucky

>>151717906
>no welsh genetics
>can actually compete in athletic competition
true every time (unless you're bindian)

The Anglo cucket team needs south Africans to even be remotely competitive

the difference between english sports """stars""" and welsh is that the english are from pampered backgrounds, never had to worry about a thing in their lives, afforded the best education, the best coaches. Welshmen have to grind and fight for everything. It means more to us

>implying there's ever been a welsh '''star'''
Bale was the closest but never a global star in the way Beckham or someone was

>>151714177
watch any stream that isn't a direct foxtel broadcast and half the ads are about sending money to india

its not about being a global superstar
its about where you came from and how far you get

/cric/ has welsh larpers but no actual welsh

>'The more the merrier' - Hazlewood calls for more allrounders in Ashes XI
>aaahhhhh get the shit bowlers in so us being bazzed does look so bad
lmao they're already terrified lads

Literally the only victory that matters in cricket is an away ashes series win

>>151718016
so true
look at me
born into a broken home in Brighton
now live in a nang gaff in York

>>151718184
so true

evening lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6waaT_3DZc

>>151718184
you've come a long way zachy. I'd hafta praise you for that right here right now but you're not from brighton

Turkbro! how are you

i miss flash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvN-KrGS5nI

>>151718331
Blast billiards, Stick Cricket and Slime football were the best of us

>>151718343
i'd destroy you at stick cricket

both welsh larpers in now
grim
time to take the night off

why would anyone larp about being welsh

'oh look, they aren't talking about this genocide in Sudan because there are no Jews involved, what anti-Semitics'
Are they actually serious

Basically whenever there is a genocide involved
Isreal wants full bragging rights

>>151718312
I'm well mate. hope you're doing well.

halloween's a bit cringe tbqhwy lads

>born into a broken home in Brighton
wtf are you on about? you lived with 2 tarq parents and went to a grammar school because they paid for your personal tutors

>>151718355
>i'd destroy you at stick arms
fix'd

>>151718481
kek done him here ngl

>2 tarq parents
Lel
I have a free spirited tarq mum and a Welsh dad

My dad is working class

don't think zachy's very close to his dad

note to self: ice cream doesn't help the cold go away
I walked a lot today though. didn't feel like driving
https://youtu.be/rF5MxCqnLG8

*geese- Cobra starts playing*

Holy fucking shit, i remember again now why i only come here when Australia are playing
Bri*ish hours (and posters) are grim

didn't ask

>aus hours
>every post is iykwim
yeah banging them hours

>>151718613
for me its the fact every brit conversation is antagonistic

>HIS LAND HIS LAND HIS LAND
>YES GARY GET THEM OUT LIKE YOU DID YOUR WIFE AND KIDS
>DARSH
yeah quality posters are the low iq pozzies

getting heated in here so baked a new
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