Thread 151717000

Formerly >>151712371

Powerslop is on

why do you need vision to smack a stationary opponent?

Schaub is God

>No contest, Ciryl Gane should have been disqualified.
>The officials warn the fighters in the changing room about fouls.
>That is your first warning.
>If a fighter then chooses to fight with his hands open and fingers spread in standup exchanges, heightening the risk of the foul, that then is a motion of intent.
>If a fight can't proceed because of an intentional foul, the result isn't no-contest, the result is a disqualification.
>Fighting with your hands open and fingers spread is a choice.
>You can choose to close your fist and reduce the risk of the foul.
>Thank you for your attention to this matter!

this chinese nigga weak as fuck

>>151717033
He can't see m8

hes gonna get his eyebrow slapped off

Dana should really probably be in prison for this fersure at least his wife gets paid

if they woulda held it in america instead of aboogaboogastan would the eye poking have been dealt with right?

too graphic for jewtube

Mongol vs his Chinese son

If you caught Dana stranded roadside in the desert between Vegas and LA in the dead of night, what would you do?

glass cannon

>>151717080
give him a stream

>>151717080
His wife and daughter at the same damn time

Championship rounds now

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

OHHHHHHHHH HE'S RETARDED NOW

NEW WMMA FACE JUST DROPPED

Good grief

SLEEM

powerslap makes me legit tardcackle
no other "sport" is this hilarious

>>151717107
Videogame ass expression

>let's get retarded playing
Lmfao

>>151717127
I'm crying b

>>151717132
hes retarded now

More like Dana White powerkino

Where can I watch the sleems

These stats

POV: you're watching dana moloch's PVERKVNO sponsored by palantir

>>151717159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIa1zMiIYqo

>>151717159
Free on poohtube is what im doing try your fightpass or paramount+ subscription

>>151717080
Open passenger side door and BJ Penn steps out

ethical slaps

Herzog explaining the fine nuances to the bong

Manlet pvwer

You’re subhuman if you dedicate more than an hour to watching powerslap

So robinson is just flagrantly cheating

How does the 10 point must system work here exactly

heemzog letting him collect more cte

>>151717190
(You) are subhuman whether you watch or not

>>151717190
You sound like a fag dude lmfao

Heemzog is so fucking based

early stoppage

Fuck lanklets

>>151717190
this is kino

I don't understand the scoring tbchwy heem

>>151717207
The one that reacted more loses the round?

>>151717190
>>151717235
>>151717238
>>151717248
>>151717190 dont be scared homie

>>151717284
The little fat messican was dancing and lost 29-27

we are here btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_k6-rL56i0

Anthony Smith begged to do this btw

combat sports ranked from most noble to most sloppy

1. boxing
2. MMA
3. bareknuckle
4. powerslap

>like 20 sheikhs sat in an empty warehouse watching slap
kek

this azael guy was a huge drunk and started lots of fights in the powerslap house during the reality show

Brazzaest non brazza I've seen in a while

I filled up my Tom diaper because Powerslap is so intense!!! MY CLITTY CAGE IS RUMBLING

>>151717300
You're a paedophile, Boxnonce.

Based Azael

>>151717300
go back

Evilmaxxing

This nigga named himself after a kids story villain

>>151717300
>leaves out jousting
lmao what a peasant. What's the matter? Can't afford a horse and armor?

Ever since the day I was born I knew I wanted to be a Power Slap champion

>>151717341
do they stream that on youtube?

>>151717300
swap #1 and #3 and its accurate

>>151717080
Creampie him.

ranked by watchability

1. bareknuckle
2. powerslap
3. boxing
4. MMA

>>151717115
Do you think that poweslap is a prestigious career in Taiwan?

>watchability
>boxing over mma
the sniffiest of lay n prays is over before boxing gets done with walkouts

>>151717374
what about dirty boxing and bare knuckle ice fighting?

>>151717364
What's wrong with that fat drunk

>11th powerslap match
>wants to compete "for another 10 years"
A team of scientists should be dedicated to researching the CTE this guy is about to produce

>>151717389
Ice Wars was a peach. They need to make it a seasonal special.

gonna clip this dude getting slapped and pretend he's a brazza to rev spammy

this is some high quality slapping

>>151717389
haven't watched those but they sound good

Real banger here

Needs ring girls

That's a big labia majora

I'd like to put her under pressure iykwim

kek playing to the crowd with the beard

She used to be homeless.

Scottish slags are rough

Kek scotland gives bums hotels

SHES BACK

she is a belter

Are you really homeless if the government gives you a free room?

>>151717466
Im about to be homeless i can relate

>>151717466
They house the homeless in Scotland apparently. Sounds woke and gay.

>>151717482
Just move to Scotland for a free house.

Based walkout but how is she 4-0 if I've seen her sleemed >>151717479

>>151717479
>unblemished record

>>151717479
That's what victory looks like BTW

Can these ladies swap attire please

>>151717495
A house is much cheaper than a hotel per monopoly

Essentially Rubin Carter

>>151717497
Illegal sleem so win via DQ

>>151717517
Aljoesque

wouldn't mind these ladies slapping me like that haha

>>151717517
Wouldn't they count that as a clean slap now? Didn't they stop caring as much so they can get more sleems?

This Scottish lass finna snore

Uralchads victory is ours

>powerlifter and world judo champion vs some homeless woman
beautiful matchmaking and sport daner. splendid job

>>151717544
practically k-1 desu

>>151717544
Coping already?

This is punishment

>>151717544
How is that any different from the UFC?

to simply step on stage to participate in powerslap requires heart that Tom possesses none of

>>151717497
>>151717533
They were more strict about what was considering clubbing, but every heem would be clubbing if they kept disqualifying for it.

>>151717556
>>151717567
Taking the point is just bullying

>hungarian woman has so clearly won if it goes to the scorecards
>still has to do her final slap
do you do a little baby slap here? seems monsterous to try knock this woman out for no reason

>>151717571
>Arm Wrestling / Lift and Carry / Scissors Holds / Rear Naked Choke / Breath Control / Costume Play / Trash Talk and Verbal Abuse / Muscle Worship /Face Slapping /Friendly Semi-Competitive Wrestling / Arresting Policewoman / Ball Bashing / Bondage / Foot Fetish / Trampling / Knock Outs / Whipping / Beatdowns, etc. Please go into detail. Give me the most information possible to better meet your needs.
HNNNNNNNNNNNG

>worst sleem event ever
Yeah Tom Aspenladd ruined MMA

bogged bimbo queen

>>151717591
nvm theres a KO bonus. dana has thought of everything

>>151717614
3 drink tickets and a panini?

Gibble Stevenson

>let's get retarded
>smack my bitch up
This playlist is seriously funny

>>151717622
movie

>I developed a new slapping technique based on the movements of the samurai
I have no choice but to boy this random autist coming up next

>>151717622
Excellent timing we just won uralbro

*ahem*
Charly is such a peach

>>151717662
corr

>>151717662
...so there's no actual sex?

Marvin Vettori PowerSlap Gauntlet

Sheena will be in the following cities the dates are in usa format
>11/02/2025-11/03/2025 Munich Germany
>11/11/2025-11/15/2025 London United Kingdom
>11/16/2025-11/18/2025 Birmingham United Kingdom
>11/18/2025-11/21/2025 Manchester United Kingdom
>11/22/2025-11/28/2025 Toronto Canada
>11/29/2025-11/30/2025 Vancouver Canada
>>151717695
Isn't that what they always say

>>151717716
Nah the common practice is to be explicit in explanation but claim it was just a dream.

this dood has a big messican head

I've been fine combing sheena's sight and missed the fight or whatever it's called who won

>>151717745
fat one

Seems like you could just eat 4-5 cheeseburgers a day and be a ranked heavyweight

Taking an Aspinall in the Ankalaev

Blackburn would probably slap the shit out of Michael Jordan. Him losing would be like the Anderson vs Weidman of sleem.

Belel should be cut

I. Broke. Your. Face.

>>151717784
Well can you fix it?

The whole presentation of this shit is amazing the slapping has been a bit mid so far only one good sleem

5 rounds really let you slap a guy into deep waters

>sal d'amato refereeing
Just gets better all the time

Some fighters are warriors, and some fighters are sportsmen.
For example:
Belal Muhammad got his eyes gouged and tried to keep fighting despite blood pouring out of his face. Belal is a warrior.
Tom Aspinall had his eyes poked and refused to fight despite no damage being apparent. Tom is a sportsman.
Know the difference

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This nigga finna sleep, goofy ass white nigga.

HEEMZOG

>>151717819
These warriors aren't making it passed the third

You would never catch some hood niggas doin this ytboi shit

Blackburn is the Frieza of Power Slap

>>151717835
Belal was bellowing like a woman in childbirth

>>151717864
bappa leon pulled his lower eyelid a full inch off his face

tom just dropped another youtube short

Seventh layer of hair was such a bar even Colby didn't know he was about to spit it.

Chama!

>>151717882
bj literally cries online over his family being swapped with clones b

karate combat today btw

>>151717893
No Alvey no watchey

>>151717881
Nigga is a vlogger fr

Next one has to drop blue boy

they poisoned blackburn wallahi

>>151717896
no alvey, but Hall, perez, alves, pena, ismagulov, and sordi

>come to me
>wobbles
>fighter recovered
based heemzog

#coleworld

>>151717912
That explains why posts have been unusually heterosexual today

>>151717891
you'd cry too if they replaced your mom with a robot with a gigantic ass

How would Super Mario do in powerslap?

>>151717929
Donkey kong probably better at it

>>151717925
Damn talking about parg milfs?

>>151717929
if he can use his over and a smash attack you're cooked

Nah fuck that!!

I’d rather watch PFL than Power Slap

>>151717962
How about I slap you?

>>151717962
Don't say nonsense like that b

>>151717115
Dude was basically waiting for his execution. Kek.

>>151717929
peach of a sleemer b

>>151717893
Nah fuck that!
>>151717910
Lets go for that!

>>151717972
Waiting music before Karate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeS3PDfUeqM&list=RDYeS3PDfUeqM&start_radio=1

>>151717983
Anime

>Welcome home, Mr. Fertitta!
Bros... just imagine...

>>151717996
this but its ari

poor poor Tom...Ostracized by the mma community in less than 24 hours

Shavcuck retired lmao

>>151717962
Twice the brain damage, half the skill. What's not to like!

ALL my heems mp4 and webm are now 'corrupted or unsupported file types'.
Anyone ever get this?

How does Raja Jackson have a better reputation than Tom Aspinall rn?

IT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4wBUysNe2k

the natasha show > fight fairy

>>151718082
its tawlf b

>>151718092
cancel culture gone to far

>>151718124
Is it the same for you?

>>151716493

I'm just a fan of the sport and I want to see it done properly

Nah fuck that!

>>151718067
Fuck this faggot

>>151718067
This guy is such a massive faggot. Imagine being a former Asspinall fanboy.

>>151718082
4chan sucks
time to switch to _____.

>>151718067
>at least I'm ready for halloween
nice tacit admission tommy

>>151718067
there's zero fucking chance he actually needs that garbage kek

>>151718067
this is either some sort of 4th dimension trolljob where Tom is trying his best to look like an unlikeable pussy, or the opposite, he is factually this pathetic. I think Tom is the shittiest "champion" UFC has had

get ready for pictures of Tom wearing an eyepatch dressed as a turkey and wearing an eyepatch dressed as Santa

>>151718089
Raja didn't take no disrespect and got his receipt

>>151718303
Raja is getting his Jackson busted wide open by Big Bubba Daddies I'm afraid, his chocolate culo is going for as much as two ramens and a honey bun

cody durden fight week lfg boys and goys

>>151718338
Think about all that time you dedicated to better mimicking the linguistics of criminal blacks. You could have met your wife but chose to sound like Devonte through text.

Tom wearing an eye patch on new years

Tom wearing an eye patch on Ramadan

Tom wearing an eye patch on Easter

Retaining via no contest is some wwf shit

>>151718372
are you crazy in your head, man

>>151718399
It's Halloween b I'm feeling monstrous.

they can't say ''undisputed'' anymore, that Heavyweight belt is the most most disputed belt of all time

>>151718372
This whole general was names after the black people you hate haha

>>151718415
How? Jones blatantly ducked him. There’s no way to analyse that situation other than Jones desperately ducking Tom for as long as he could. They matched his offer and he still said no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu8phFUvD-w
>Tom is going to figure out what it's like to get fingered by an MMA fighter
She predicted it.

>>151718499
Who's the skirt

like this post if you would go balls deep in prime Roxanne Modafferi

>>151718535
Super like!

if i had free time like i did back in 2022, id do one of these again. took fuck long to collect all these shits and i probably missed a bunch

BLLLAARRRG, yuck!! What the FUCK is that smell??

why does francis ngannou own so many white children

>>151718535
>>151718574
Fat green pedophile.

>>151718067
Me fingering joke got backlash? Me putting my hands in petrol gimmick got backlash? Me handling of the eye poke situation got backlash? It was just british humor, mate.

whos that stenchin' up the joint!

the natasha show > fight fairy

>was names
SAAAAAAAAR

>>151718652
Jousted that jeet!

post your worst heems from your collection then delete it from the heem folder.

Bottle of Whiskey and you would mistake me for Ariane Lipski.

>>151718067
>00:02:02
Aspinall's merch has been ruined by Gane

>>151718703
ducking bitch
kwadb

THE MACHINE IS BRAINWASHING YOU
TOM ASPINALL IS THE GOOD GUY FFS

Andy Aspinal hiis a victim :(

dana white ruined ufc

>hes gone all in and wearing an eyepatch now
KEK
E
K

>>151718741
>waaah, chael was mean to me
the fragile mind apple does not fall far from the fragile mind tree

all i'm gonna say is, you don't quit a fight you know you're going to win

Bisping was as much of a soft bitch as Tom. This is a hallmark of british fighters. Only difference is Mike didn't do some faggy nice guy persona and just owned being a loud bitch.

>>151718741
Gurujeets working overtime they really think the pig is going to be the next dana

Does anyone else do eye-poking during sex? fuck it gets me off

i would put aspinall out cold mcgregor aldo style. the kid just can't fight.

>>151718908
What's his name?

>>151718917
with eye patches?

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

>>151718989
*steps on you*

stop talking about aspinall and his eye already

I tried warning everyone about Andy Aspinall years ago

>>151718996
You always find new ways to disrepsect me. And hoenstly? Respect.

>>151718998
You're right
We need to get this molesting pedophile thrown in jail for life

>>151719023
Mentally Ill Freaks!!

>>151719023
Please stop this. Is there no end to the visoins of depravity you can conjure from the depths of your dark soul

>>151718404
who are Zabit and Aljo

>>151719091
I'd also like to know

>>151718067
>AAAAH ME EYE ! ME ORB ! OI CAN'T SEE !!!
how long is this fucking little pussy ass bitch going to act like he totally didn't quit.
we live in a world where the UFC heavyweight champ is the biggest pussy of the whole organization.

ZERO DOCUMENTED TRAUMA

Small dick energy

andy aspinall probably gave tom a tactical retreat signal, having seen more than enough to know the night belonged to gane

yeah my dick might look like a N64 controller joystick but that don't stop your mom from playin Mario Party, playa!

>151719464
he's reaching for those grapes, trying to make wine

The image that left Gurutrannies in shambles.

Nah fuck that!!

>>151719501
The image on the left is literally Tom Aspinal...

You just knew Tom Aspinal was going to be UFC champion when Dana White went to the post fight presser and said Jon Jones had retired.

Karate Combat in 15 bings lads

>>151719799
woah goddard playing favorites you never see that!

>>151719799
The zog coddled tom. Like when a baby falls over and starts crying after the parent says "are you okay!?"

Tom is softer than baby shit.

>>151719799
>>151719849
>C'mon lad. You're alright. The Queen's watchin' from upstairs, Tommy. You're alright.
>al-alright mate... y-youre right
As much as I hate the cunt, we need him as the ref for the rematch. Having another stiff upper lipped bong might make Tom feel too ashamed to quit again.

this how a real nigga behave

>>151719799
OHH USGOD WITH THE BRUTAL POKE

favourite fighter? yeah i cummed em

can one of u boys come and get shr*mp nigger out of the mlb thread, thanks

>>151719940
Dustin BODIED that muzzie freak!

>>151719799
how do you not take a point

>>151719957
send blue jay stream and ill see what i can do

Fight Fairy literally just picks whichever fighter makes her pussy more wet.

>>151719983
I do the same with my ass

>>151719983
That's a based an intrinsic way to make picks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC7hWlf0Qqw
KARATECHADS WE ARE LIVE

>>151719983
uhh why'd she pick gane?

>john danaher, robin black and the english guy on commentary
what the fuck lmao

>>151719957
We have tried to execute that faggot multiple times but he persists

I see Danaher dressed as a nonce.

>>151720018
Gane gets her slimed up, I fear.

>bringing your daughters to a fight card on halloween
smdh

>>151720040
What are you talking about?

>>151720013
FIGHTING NERD COMPETIING GIH

i get the impression that karate combat is losing money

>>151720112
Just retarded to have a fight card on a holiday known for partying

Danaher sounds like eunuch

>>151720127
a couple of years ago they would've had an elaborate set with visuals and people in costume, you can't even tell it's a halloween card and it looks like they're in an empty warehouse

>>151719983
better than picking based on half the schizo babble arguments i see here

>>151719944
Poked him with the thumb at the start of the combo lol

>>151720215
*porked

>>151719944
>fought through a broken jaw
you're telling me colby is more of a warrior than "the baddest man on the planet" tom aspinall??????

>>151720248
Afraid so

The whole damn company was against Colby and Usman needed Goddard to save his tummy owie.

vagina

Cawlby

poofc would never let skanko dress up like harley quinn

THE bumir pissmapoolog? holy shit!

Foight's ovah

Jiri is implying aspinal is a pussy in one of his tweets

ok

so much dead air

>>151720248
It's because he quit in round 1 with all damage showing in his busted face, colby went 5 rounds against usman

>>151720572
sultry minx

beastly posts bruce

a man's butt

>>151720572
>>151720594
>>151720611
>>151720630
off work today b?

gane won, but he didn't lose

>>151720668
thanks mate

Mans is making memes

>>151720707
I stole them from twitter

>>151720559
i can't argue, as much as I want to. i concede

yea im a blue jay

bro they only have one broadcast cam for the ring

>>151720630
>HELLO CANAD-AAAAACKKKKKK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuxFe3HRzBg

the ufc needs teams. 1 fighter per weightclass. for no reason but to possibly encourage some fighters who would otherwise give up.

Tyrone spunk

Gane wrote the Bitcoin whitepaper

>>151720956
>hi

>>151719799
>>151719944
out fucking cold...

Yeah im thinking, JDM will beat islam

>i break guacamole, brazza
SOON

>>151719799
>cuckby making tomala look pathetic in comparison
how does it keep getting worse

tom has hideously ugly grug striking that he gets away with because he has a degree of speed and athleticism in the blobweight division. gane is fast and arguably more athletic and actually has striking technique, tom can not beat him unless he gets the obese wrestling going

we have too many examples of fighters being warriors to be told that it's not an option

guess the fighter:
>ME EYES ! ME VIEWING GLOBE !! WHOT HAPPENED ? OI CAN'T SEE !! ME ORB HURTS ! OI GOT THE HURTSIES IN ME PEEPERS LAD !!!!

Move on from Tom and Gane. We have another card tomorrow.

>>151719799
Prime Colby is a top 3 welterweight of all time

>>151721365
I'm afraid Tom is too much of a bitch. Fans won't move on until he fights Gane again and doesn't try to quit this time.

>>151721365
i got david garcia by thunderous heem

>>151721365
Timmy Cuamba man. That kid fights as if he has a lit stick of dynamite up his fucking anus. Tune in

full grown nigga named timmy. yeah that’s it i’m done with this sport

>>151721447
Fuck you. You have to wait.

okay, fine. i guess in a way you're right and we've spent enough time on it. so in what way do you think tom will quit in the rematch?

*destroys amanda nunes*

>>151721630
Her nrml jab is fucking lethal man holocaust hitler murder

>>151721420
Factual post.

All my niggas Nazis

I’d like to punch one of you in the face

>>151721751
>man been ready
Roadman topbwoi thomas "tom" aspinall from salford deh suh

>>151721746
Nigga heil hitler

>>151719799
ngI this kinda changes my view of this fight. unironically takes away from usman's win. never though I'd say that

>>151721777
Only one?

the ladies outside of mma are so much lovelier

>>151721343
sage northcutt

I would fart and knock these manlet chinks out.

>>151720496
based

Skibidi Tom Aspinal Toilet

>>151721751
How'd Tom make that joke while blind?

>>151722151
He can read some words from his left eye, according to the latest Andy Aspinal update.

You need to have 3 BLACK COCKS in all of your holes as far as they'll go, but even further

"should I go as a pirate tonight lol haha :fire: :pirete:" -Tom Aspinall

>>151722292
butt pirate

there are fights on right now btw

>>151722292
Isn't he on sick leave with 25% total vision considering retirement? Where is he going in that condition

>>151722287
Tom has been to a Senegalese healer and 3 BBC's in his pork pooter is the only thing that will make him see again, chills

>>151722320
Didn’t ask

I just read the Unified Rules of Mixed Martial Arts and I don't see anything that prohibits climbing on top of the fence to do a jumping attack

>>151722320
Karate is not fighting

*gets heemed*

>>151722320
im watching. heating up left overs and will make popcorn while horror movies play in the background. it's a cold rainy night, good night for heems and screams

>>151722320
We aren't watching that shit you fucking loser.

there is baseball and basketball on right now btw

>he's y-you know um... he's gaining the knowledge to adapt to the punch and m-maybe you know, in a sense... land his own punches.
>His distance opened him up to throw those 3 big punches
>He's setting himself up to throw some-... big b-big old punches
>If he wants to, he can use all of his m-mmoves and punches.
>He's showing LEVELS while his opponent is showing SEAMS in his game...
Brilliant guest commentator. THANK YOU PRESIDENT AWESOME!

They're playing Family Guy reruns btw

>>151722443
why watch that when I can watch a thousand different Family Guy Funny Moments Compilations on youtube?

Heeminder the "we don't watch that crap" meme was invented by the paki and is exclusively perpetuated by rampant personalityfags who don't want actual fight discussion to distract from their attention whoring.

the coward of manchester haha

there are gore videos of the war in Sudan on Twitter btw

>>151722541
Isn't it a peedub meme like monitor and post singing

>>151722541
i would watch that crap, but my monitor is off

>>151722541
still not watching that crap, pussy

>>151722541
Honestly? Props for knowing that

>>151722541
why not save this post for when someone says it

>>151722553
it looks just like my heckin chicago gas stations!

>>151722541
Okay but we still shant be watching that crap, ramesh. A valiant effort, thoughbeit.

>>151722641
Buckfast on the brain I beguile in bedlam

didnt UFC have an event in Sudan?

>Andy Aspinall: Tom's eye is bad, he still can't see
>Kevin Iole: Are you a doctor?

>>151722678
ye it was for the Schaub vs Crawl cop fight night

>>151722678
no, i think you mean saudi

>>151722553
>>151722678
Funny how helwanis buy all the social media companies get musk to follow the script and now we get 24/7 coverage of haps killing each other

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM AT THE BELL HOLY FUCK

heem stopppy lol

>>151722734
Contentious claim

>>151722734
i forgot ewell got cut from the ufc lol

>one camera angle
>no replays

if you thought daner was sleazy wait till you meet the bkfc daner

The future of Heavyweight MMA

>>151722734
No one saw it

Imagine hiring sheena bathory to give you a nice backrub and affirming compliments for an hour

violent bob ross vs rafael alves kino next

dawg they one one camera for the cage and one poorly angled camera for the commentary crew

>>151722848
me on the left trying to heem elf pussy

>>151722881
>the cage

nothing cleaner than brazilian athlete piss

>>151722881
Its a pit bappa

has powerslap reached the kinetic chain age yet?

LOL

>>151722848
>so anyway heemer and heemster sound similar but are two totally different things

heem snappy lmao

Kekeek

HEEM KNEE

KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
ASPINAL REDEEMED

me fooking knee m8

All those years of ego bjj paying dividends

Kek aspinretard thinks he's funny enough to pull this thing he's trying off what's the over/under on bisping turning on him

Who's the tunic

>>151723151
that's heckin cleopatra dawg

>>151723030
you can tell bispbing was disappointed in his immediate reaction but was trying not to express it to save apsinall face

Fooggin hell, mate

crazy that he'll have to spend that paycheck on getting surgery now, sad really

all this for a tweaked knee

Hopefully Aspinall dies

>>151722809
i look like this

kratos and rick james

>>151723226
Anyone can fail an eye test. I could fail an eye test right now. My grandma could fail an eye test.

>>151723226
Alright but you gotta get over it

>>151723282
The real test would be to blindfold him, let one eye have visibility and throw a ball really fast at his face, I guarantee the poof parade comes to a fast stop

tom aspinall doesn't pass the eye test. i've said it for years.

tom is going to be injured until gane takes another fight, then tom will be offered another fat slob to fight and will say "oh m8 eyes feels fine now, fully healed"

aspinall derangement is still rife among the heemsylum

>Doctor:So Tom what do you see?
>Tom:Ummm...It blurry
>Doctor: Mr. Aspinall your son's eyesight is blurry allegedly
>Andy: ME SON'S PEEPER DON'T WORK NO MORE HIS PEEOPIN ORB IS ALL FOGGED UP THE DOCTOR SAID

>>151723366
come on man, your mans milking the fuck out of this. even cejudo wasn't this fucking dramatic

why are u bewin

>>151723366
Is he still crying wolf tickets about his eye a week later? That is deranged

We talked about this in the Tomcord and decided not to reply to baits.

can't bloody see mate

You can just call it the gurucord abdi

Reminder Cejudo had a torn cornea, was unable to see and still finished the round.

tried to warn you guys

Cowardly dog barks the loudest something like that.

>>151723439
you're just saying it's still 50/50

Hasn't aspinall been barking for a week?

Monitor on buddy

Concession accepted, Jones bless

Concession denied and under further review.

i'm one of the original 144,000 members of the ganecord. i've been following gane since before his mma debut. don't question my analysis.

The civil war 2.0 will be fought between high income millenial+ uberchads (team Jones) and propertyless poor zoomer- poofters (team whatever guru tells them)

more liker uber drivers lol lmao

fuck you

>>151723583
Could have just said 'white v brown' and saved your breathe

Okay uber chads versus wolt donkeys then are you happy now

Goku vs Vegeta
Anime
Chills

>>151723622
I fart too much for a wind activated keyboard b

Dricus

>>151723654
Honestly, props for knowing who Goku and Vegeta are.

67

another patented uriah hall snoozer overrated black bum

Clear 29-28 Uriah

>>151723778
wasn't that bad, i think hall took it.

>>151723686
Sean Strickland is the only one guaranteed to have a gun.

>one more round
>ass to ass
>build the wall
>jatkojytky

>>151723701
For whatever reason this makes Millennials cringe like crazy like they didn't have dumbass memes.

Despite the entirety of /heem/ telling me Uriah Hall was the next Silva (despite being nothing like him) and Zac Pauga being the next DC (despite being nothing like him) and that he'd rematch Mohammed Usman for the title in the future, I still feel bad for these two retards dying a quiet death at Karate Combat.
Yes to be fair and give credit, /heem/ has since learned some basic sense and knows that TUF guys suck. But you really should be a little ashamed.

>>151723905
that songs actually bussing fr

>>151723905
it doesn't btw

>>151723905
old good new bad cringe mental
millenials spammed epic bacon nyan cat for a decade they have no right to complain

>>151723256
WHAT A HUNGRY HALLOWEEN DADDY!

>>151723930
based schizo

here come dat boii

tom aspinall is the next gane

>>151723930
hall looked better against his cans than good fighters did against their first cans b. that head kick heem was still brvtal

baseball is so much more entertaining than crotch sniffing it's not even funny

>>151723998
Haha

talmbout that bryan battle b?

>>151723930
No one could have predicted Hall's lack of heart.

>>151724013
What race is he?
>captcha NRGGM

>>151724087
One race
The human race

>>151723905
Zoomies don't have a single meme as good or insane as ours were they are just le random xD only normies and parents care about 67

>>151723930
>Zac Pauga being the next DC and that he'd rematch Mohammed Usman for the title in the future
No one has ever said this in the history of life

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>>151724109
they're just coat tailing off the culture we made, its whatever though let them have fun. its all in good spirit

i think mma might be gay