Thread 151718673

the cricket
Aus beat Ind
Pak beat SA

Eng vs NZ looming

YFO

take me back

NNO (negative nancys out)

reminder we're a BLC05 general

meant colin mcrae rally 2005

think the blue jays v dodgers game will be a better watch than the peewee odi

nodding off to this unrated release of the night of the living dead remake

>>151718740
based

>>151718891
gn tb

favourite australian song:
savage garden - to the moon and back

favourite current australian band:
violent soho

favourite autralian tv show:
neighbours or round the twist or summer heights high

favourite australian sportsman:
Thorpe or based marnus

favourite australian film:
boys in the trees

favourite austrlian author:
Patrick white

favourite austrlian animal:
frilled neck lizard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCm6gRHINqA

for great britain:

song:
Archangel - Burial

band/artist:
Morissey/Massive Attack

tv show:
Little Britain

sportsman:
Roy Keane

film:
Death at a Funeral

animal:
one of your many owls

>>151718768
obviously kek
it's game 6, and cricket is borderline retarded now

>favourite australian sportsman
>not warney
mate....

>this is a normal wildlife in Australia
fuck right off this is a fucking dinosaur
it attacked that fat man in Jurassic park

Theres no way thats a real animal

they're chill, they just try to scare you away

Just found out they don't have badgers in Australia

do you guys actually see badgers?
they seem reclusive compared to something like foxes

>>151719304
don't be so rude, Australians are human beings.

>>151719454
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>>151719441
They are very rare, I’ve only seen a few my entire life, like hedgehogs really.

>>151719513
>hedgehogs are rare in britain
thats kinda grim
when I lived in NZ we'd see them in our garden every couple of months
used to have to fish them out of our pool a lot

>>151719513
they don’t have them in ausland either

>>151719530
>There are estimated to be fewer than one million hedgehogs in the UK, a dramatic drop from the 30 million in the 1950s. The population has declined by over 90% since the mid-20th century

good, they're a bunch of pricks

Just got kicked out the reddit group for being an individual
My grandfathers millions doesn't need those redditors anyway

Cameron winter wouldn't have kicked me out

They see me as a threat
I get that
But their performance was just pathetic

I would like to unsubscribe from zachy updates

>>151719532
Cause we have the superior echinda

They recognise me as an intellectual behemoth
But rather than challenge me
They just seek to ban me

Wish I lived in Donedon sometimes

>>151719823
its friday night so all spacky updates are mandatory

>>151719548
>90% drop
Almost as bad as zachys parsiq investment

I know it's still morning but I might start getting on the piss anyway

I miss the old zachy but don't think he's coming back I'm afraid
imagine going from the most anti-reddit poster on here to a redditering mong who seethes when being kicked out of a literal reddit group

I put a curse on Joe root last night, gl in the ashes now englul

New zealand have won the toss and have elected to win

>>151719689
Business idea: hedgehog butchery

Zakky F

Pootbros....

>poolapse vs kiwis
it's like southee never left

england are actually getting heemed in nz lmao
t20 obviously doesnt count

>31/4
Is that good?

>duckett 11 runs in 3 ODIs
is this good ashes prep?

bought some good chicken tendies that were made in nz so I will be cheering them on

>>151723287
For bazball tests? Yes
For proper test cricket? No

whats Crawley up to these days?

bro joe root SUCKS lmao
at least he's better than kane williamson i guess

peewees losing grasp of the story here

It’s actually pretty smart to lose warm up games if you think about it

will be interesting to see how we end up losing this

So I turned up to this reddit meet
And this bald freak accused me of taking a pic of this hambeast
Why the fuck would I take a pic of some hambeast when I could just watch Russian porn alone
I am a forgiving character, he is lucky I don't sue him with the full force of my grandfathers millions
Bald redditor twat

>we
did they exclude you from the team meeting m8?

>zachy is a chubby chaser
finally, the last piece of the puzzle

nothing wrong with a lil cushion
much rather that than fucking a bone bag

went to a reddit meetup and we glued ourselves to the highway

feeling cute might google my ex later

tickner seems like a bit of a lad
gay run up tho

big dickner has grown to be elite tb h

based mumza thinking every meat she buys smells and/or feels slimy so i claim it before she throws out perfectly edible food

This is still NZs game to lose i reckon

Why on earth would I take a pic of some reddit hambeast at the bar
The lengths they will go to silence the Brainstars

>>151725204
Women are fucking retarded man, but at least be a good son and help your mother out by telling meat will often be slimy and smell a bit odd, it is dead flesh after all.

I might actually sue the bastard
I can afford it

>>151725266
she should just be bleach washing her meat if its getting slimy
still good to eat

>>151725266
i've told her but she reckons she has a sensitive stomach and refuses anything she is the slightest bit sus on

@luke of the York group I am going to sue you with the full force of my grandfathers millions, not having that
You think you are a Tarq because you went to Durham, you're about to learn what a real tarq is

I am a heavy metal man, I am full of heavy metal

>>151725514
based fish only diet

Down with the flu

I will not accept be accused of taking a picture of some massive white bird
Luke, you will hear from from my Jewish lawyer soon

>>151725370
Then cook it for her and yourself

Unironically reckon this brit (fake) blogposter is just an aussie proxyfag

Fuck my carse

I am now kicked out of the reddit group
Won't do anything about the catastrophic situation in Pokrovsk

One more boys
One more

I am Welsh (Irish)

love how cynical mark richardson is

NZ have well and truly lost the story

>sAntner
>Tickner
What's next? "Chiner"?

Kinda starting to believe in bazball bros
England were cooked earlier and now they have bazzed it around and are looking at what will be a decent score here

>>151725599
same. got up to have some soup. eyes are fucking burning.

>4 over throws
>didn't show it or a replay of it
shit coverage

Why on earth would I take a picture of some fat, anglo, blonde bitches fat arse
Like, why on earth could that ever even begin to cross my mind for one second
Ludicrious, performative narrative
Sometimes I just I wish I could be home ok the Sussex coast

Can you just post the photo you took cunt
Love a fat ass

Absolute crazy way to cancel me
I don't need them anyway

It was all so deliberate and performative

root is developing quite feminine hips

I see we let England score more runs towards the end so our batspeople can have a bigger target for more practice

practice for what? is oy hoye coming up soon?

Literally strolled into a reddit meet posting on my phone about the Danish kaneria Googly and I got accused of genuinely having sexual interest in some foul roastie
No wonder Daniel naroditsky killed himself. I would do the same if I was that intelligent

York is grim if you are millennial desu
Wish I lived in donedon

>seething because people think you want to sleep with a girl
gay or?

pokrovsk has clearly already fallen

How did you try to defend yourself lad? What did you say in response?

fartcher

>>151727641
I care about injustice, and I feel like I have been wronged
But at least I won't have to try to be friends with those reddit freaks ever again

fuck me thats a bit close mate

>>151727656
I said basically 'what the fuck are you talking about you redditor freak, why would I take a picture of that grim Anglo blonde arse ?'
He responded 'thats cool then, we just have to check everyone who comes by here'
From there, you can imagine how it played out, quite histrionic and thoughtful

why are you going to reddit meet ups

Quite histrionic and thoughtful
To the point that I am now cancelled from all subsequent reddit meets
But I literally don't care, the guy in charge is such a dickhead he can quite literally go clean my faeces

>>151725599
>>151727147
rest up bros x

does kane just fake an injury every time he strings a few poor run scores together and hopes he will come back in form?

So this is the power of bazball uh

>>151727541
Plunket shield

Why doesn't England just take a wicket?

kek
con your way son

New Zealand is the most gay reddit country with the most gay reddit people

It's just disappointing. You try to go out and these redditors have beef with you for no reason
If only I had the financial resources to never leave by nang gaff ever again

POO

One of the things that annoys me about York is
It's either students
Literal grave dodgers
Or turbo redditors

Those are your social options really

I really dont like the current New Zealand commentary team

young should retire haha

The stadium is very empty

i see the traitors are in

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

If that mockingbird don't sing,
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

If that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass.

If that looking glass gets broke,
Mama's gonna buy you a billy-goat.

If that billy-goat don't pull,
Mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull.

If that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.

If that dog named Rover don't bark,
Mama's gonna buy you a horse and cart.

If that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

Most female cricket commentators fucking piss me off
Except for Isa Guha of course
And the woman that does matches in South Africa, Kass Naidoo

>>151727745
Faggot

Why should I be accused of taking a picture of some 80 IQ star wars animal as soon as I walk in
They were out to get me from the outset
But more as soon as I revealed too much about how aware I am about my own mortality

>>151727996
what you dont like them just repeating what the man said except slightly differently?

Fuck reddit
Fuck dogs you take to your pubs
Fuck bouldering

I'm somewhat of a sheffield shield chud and there is this english woman that commentates and she does not shut the fuck up

Archer is getting heemed lol

Would be based if Mark Nicholas was still commentating cricket in Australia

Imagine Mark Nicholas commentating Big Bash games

Wonder what the commentary lineups are for seven and fox for the ashes this year

Just looked through my phone. Lots of pics of the Sukhoi Su-57


No pictures of some fat, blonde bitches arse on my phone
Funny that, because I literally wouldn't take a picture of her disgusting arse

this only happens to us

spazball

small dick /cr*c/

Mad how dire >our ODI team is nowadays

Think Zachy finally seethed himself to sleep

yep thinking its criggy time
and don't forget the ashes tonight 1:30am

wtf are we becoming bad at cricket now

imagine repeatedly getting bowled out by unknown peewee medium pacers on hobbit sized fields

SantGOD

engbros, can you please sort your shit out for the ashes...
thought we were going to get a good series

Imagine thinking "hobbit sized grounds" is an insult. I know that pozzfailians arent exactly known for their intelligence but it actually takes far more skill to bat on a smaller ground as you need to place your shots correctly due to the smaller angles to work with, as there is effectively less open space. You can thrash at anything on an Australian ground and it will land in some outback desert with no fielders anywhere near it.

Nz grounds are too skillful and soulful for the microscopic poostralian """"brain""" to comprehend

>takes far more skill to bat on a smaller ground as you need to place your shots correctly due to the smaller angles to work with
just smash it over the fielders lmao

don't have to place shit when complete shanks clear the boundary

uhhh englandhaterbros???

>>151728444
bit in this actually, reckon we need to put some cloth layering on the face of bats so the ball doesn't go as far and make all grounds smaller

man
must suck to be a kiwi
they had england by the balls this match and fucked it
bazball wins again

kek they're actually going to lose this

post yfw you realise you are not a kiwi

My wrist was aching from having to contort so much to reach my lily sister's lovely lady lips; so much so, that—alas!—I had to pull it away to recover for a spell before having another go. In the interim, I gave the little nosegay she'd left on my fingers a big whiff:—Treats of my Juliet's blushing shithole:—roses, ambrosia, a fish market, amrita, the body wash that was on special last time we were at the shops, nectar, girlcum—Heaven! I was an animal experiencing the Pentecost. I was a bull on its way to Dionysia.

>Blair Tickner
most snoozylandish name ever

Frankie is starting to grow on me as a commentator, much better than Katie Martin

does tickner have ticker?

we got too cocky

>92.8%
Seems nobody else knows how to win on our hobbit grounds

>>151728323
made me smile

>>151728553
mostly only minnows travel to nz
no australia in that list

>>151728573
AKA dodging us

england fielding their fresh blood for this one?

>>151728588
we tried to play there recently but it rains too much

Dodgestralia is dodging us all summer

>>151728607
that was a t20 series (>our weakest format) and >we won 2-0

LETS GO SYPER OVER

poopeelanders innately understand the retardation of the baz mind

baste

Zakky F starts and finishes it

>44.4
>ends with a 4 chasing 222

Zak's all Foulkes

apologies to the kiwis

Apologies not accepted

we won the story
humiliating for peewees to struggle that badly

ashes status?

>>151728652
cancelled. india have been invited to stay and play a test series instead

>wake up
>ODI already over
these peewees need sorting out over their time zones.

>wake up
>read the ramblings of mad man zachary bowen
wtf are you on about you schizo freak? bet none of those events happened outside your head in your little bedsit

>>151728686
it was quite the seethe sesh
think he wanted to introduce some lore about being a chubby chaser

it must have been a local bouldering plebbit meet up

>>151728655
Still dodging nz i see, we just won the challenger status from England tonight

>>151728686
>>151728696
Happens every Friday night/Saturday morning
>gets drunk alone
>seethes on here
>gets baited
>seethes more
Honestly that cunt and his multiple “personalities” has nearly pushed everyone out, I’ve barely posted since the end of the English season, brithours are just that cunt and shitjeet (sameperson) spamming.

leave zachy alone

>ynr Vaughan saying “give Brook the captaincy in white ball”
>ynr Vaughan saying “give Brook the vice-captaincy in the Test team”
>ynr Vaughan saying “Harry Brook is a future England captain”
What is it with Dorkshire cunts in cricket pushing for other Yorkie cunts even when they are clearly a brainlet?

>>151728724
>brithours are just that cunt and shitjeet (sameperson) spamming.
very true. started to feel a lil bad for him because he's clearly working through some deep issues

Think it's about time for another bulk purchase of books from Amazon. The amount of options I have when shopping online is frankly palsying, so I generally prefer buying in person. But alas, sometimes I want something specific.
Thinking Roman and early modern English theatre (maybe a proper edition of Shakespeare), Chaucer, Virgil, Dante, the rest of Ovid...

>>151728794
>Tell me you're homosexual without telling me

if you weren't a pseud poser, you'd just download those books from pdfdrive (and actually read them)

careful lads there is a rat in our midst

*squeak*

()-()
\"/
`

newfags cant ratforce

is starting an instagram gay? I have no connection in life, maybe if i post a few pics of me people will add me and talk

lets go usa

is anybody else watching

>>151728969
you won't gain friends by just starting an instagram
best option is to find something youre super passionate about, join a club for it and then start meeting people through your shared love of said thing
having an instagram just gives those people a way for them to contact you in a casual way
no one cares if you have no photos on it

reckon you're a fucking retard

>>151729021
back in my day you added them on facebook

>>151728969
Instagram isn't really for making friends, no social media is. Sometimes I see people on insta that clearly have no mates and it's weird as fuck. I dont even post on there, it's just good for following news like sports teams, athletes and celebrities and shit they seem to post pretty good stories and also reels because I refuse to use tiktok.

instagram is where I talk to my mates
we dont use messenger or WhatsApp or wechat or discord

>>151729047
thanks for the insight. Following the sport stars would be cool. But i have an urge to post pictures of me just around my house and outside. Even if just 1 real person adds me its fine. But i'll think about it

>>151729021
good advice, theres a water painting class a walk away i'm thinking about joining

todays sport
>england vs australia (league) - 2:30pm
>england vs australia (union) - 3:10pm
>tottenham vs chelsea - 5:30pm
>liverpool vs villa - 8pm
>ireland vs new zealand (union) - 8:10pm

>>151729075
theres meetup groups for high functioning autists too you might try

>>151729062
Sure, do what you want but I find it quite odd for everyone on the Internet being able to see that stuff about me. I set my profile to fully private, most people do these days that arent a public figure/business/organization. But I suppose if you comment a lot on things and follow other people with similar interests they follow back.

>>151729075
Which city are you from? There may be a steamworks nearby

>>151729076
couple of those overlap m8

>>151729089
dual screen mate
dual fucking screen

>>151729087
The local gay bar shut about a decade ago i missed out lol

I reckon less than 10 photos have been taken of me in the last 5 years

>>151729093
based

Mary's Poppins is still poppin'

>>151729085
I might do that then. Do the private and comment/similar interest route. Probably safer

bro just watched dexter for the first time

not true, lot of offspring consumed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U43XOSiKfqM

organisers are retards and should've played at 7:30pm locally like they do for every primetime game here, so it's on in the morning here

what are we having
https://loucasseafoodrestaurant.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Loucas-menu-2025-spring-pdf.pdf

Butcher’s cut (please see wait staff for today’s steak) Add SA King prawns 25 MP

NOW IM FLYING TO THE MOOOOOOON AND BACK IF YOULL BEEEEE
IF YOULL BEEEEEEEEE MY BABBBBBBY

chock-a-block with choon after choon

>>151728724
you never recovered from chadchy b laying the verbal smackdown on you last online meet
still clawing away at you isn't it lmao

>>151729398
chowder, never had it

>>151729512
that's garbage

>>151729564
It's very clearly Cake.

>those toothpaste coloured beanies
>token jeet with a broccoli zoomer trim
>at least 5 bouldering phenotypes
this one hurts lads. we've literally lost to reddit: the team

go fuck yourself turkbro, you don't know shit. your taste in music is like taking an inexperienced archer and giving him arrows to shoot at a million mile wide rym bingocard

think I'll take based tvrkbro's recs over le edgy NIN schoolboy tyvm

don't test me right now. i will let loose

I don't like it when people are rude to each other.
I'm going to bed -- for several reasons, and this is one of them. Good night.

fr uncalled for him to lay into cake

nothing sets you guys off more than having their music tastes criticised

what else matters?

vinyl spin lad has consistently questionable picks tbf

lads pls we are a family

wonder if zachy is going to find those pictures he took of that slampig when he wakes up and start masturbating

decided I won't post again. you really all are such a nasty group.

sigh. you got garbage records in your collection. garbage is a band. you guys can start from there.
https://youtu.be/cO-YCm4GXw8
>>151729789
stay mate. they're just high/drunk/hungover

reading a book
https://youtu.be/2uRf44eXyVY

>>151729833
why do you keep posting this pic?

>>151729874
why not

>>151729833
we're a teetotal general

>3 losses in a row
It's over Nepal bros

I only like nicotine

For me? It's the holy herb

>>151730324
so true

Even through the darkest days
This fire burns, always

turkbro is cheating on us lads

I cant stop watching gay porn

Go back >>151722213

can never tell if posts like that are genuine or just something to say in /cric/ to get a response. doubt it's true me desu

I have a problem

I can stop watching gay porn
Just nothing else to do in my nang gaff in York

proxy cunt runs cricket aye was about to say its wild how no one calls it out but it isn't cause 85% of the posts in this dead general are him

WAKE UP DUMB NEET SPASTICS CRIGGY'S ON

rugby's on

is the weather fucked in tasmania too?

Undisputed GOAT

>>151742537
why did sachin never captain?

>>151742486
google.com

>>151742909
zero leadership qualities

Shall be watching Shotime tonight.

>>151743508
Still better than poonter

>>151744053
>captained the greatest team of all time
yeah alright buddy

ricky ponting is the only commentator i can think of that has regularly suggested something that a fielding captain should change in the field and if then done, has often been proven as an elite call
browns like to say he was only successful because of the team he had but mogs every other commentator with his insights in the box

Instagram questioner here from earlier. Theres a singles night 20's and 30's next week near me. Have you guys ever been to one? Experiences? I'm socially inept but i'm at the point where i have nothing to lose and don't care. I think i'm ready.

>>151745224
>we'll have a bowl moite --Edgbaston 2005
>manged to lose a test series to shitters like Geraint Jones and Wheelie Bin Giles with the likes of Warne and McChucker
>convicts only series win (massive *) in The Final Frontier was when poonter wasn't captain
poonter was a zero IQ monkey

>>151745431
>aww gee warnie reckon ya can bowl another forty overs t'day moite
Wow what a captain

>>151745498
theyre generally pretty grim
I feel like thats jumping forward a bit if youre socially inept but also wont do you any harm

>>151745498
just start going out by yourself, it's fun and it only takes a few times to get used to it
t. billy no mates

Mass stabbing in the UK

>>151746938
Ok i'll try this
>>151746393
I'll go out by myself to bars first then like other anon said. It'll save me the $30 entry fee as well

Just randomly remembered when John Travolta serenaded the socceroos lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KX8FiCPhXg

>>151747470
>import mudslimes and niggers by the millions
>what could possibly go wrong?
T'beeb been showing the Scream Triology for the festival cucktians stole from the so-called pagans and commercialised aka haloween so who knows

I am gay.
I am trans.
I am boosted.

>>151747470
very sad
few more stabbings will have to happen before something is done about it

i am a vile piece of excrement

anybody watching the baseball? tied in the 9th seems interesting, might have a watch

>>151754167
watched every game of the playoffs
this is an insane end to it all

can confidently say that yamamoto is the goat over that fraud ohtani

Will Smith win the world series?

Mookie Betts got the game winning double play after the worst world series batting performance of all time

Why can't cricket have an Ohtani?

wtf I thought this shit would already be on

>>151760555
offtopic

>>151760555
looks like wa timezone

if this t20 isnt as exciting as game 7 of the world series then this sport is dead to me

Bought a pokemon plush that says "FOR SALE IN MAINLAND CHINA ONLY" on the tag
Hope I don't get in trouble

how's the shiny hunting going la

It's Emolga if anyone's curious. I also bought an Axew because it was buy 1 get 1 free. That one has no such disclaimer, although, hilariously, it has "Larvitar" written on the price tag instead.

>>151762366
I was never hunting. That skrelp was just one I found during my regular playthrough

Are you toycunt?

>>151762418
Yes. You may be surprised to find out I also play video games.
And write poetry.

>>151762417
I swear you posted about shiny hunting during one of the aussie games recently
maybe a case of impersonation

bad poetry
oh noetry

I met a player from a Fire Emblem thread
Who said: "Two underwhelming offence stats
On a child unit...Near them, boss-kill fed,
Half shrouded, a goth girl visage lies, whose smirk,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of yandere dread,
Tell that its sculptor just made Tharja again
But with different hair, because her Mother
Is a dancer whose growth rates are insane.
And in a 4chan post these words appear:
'My name is Rhajat!Azura, chief of onis:
Look on my level up, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Average stats remain. Round the hit-rates
Of that abysmal SKL, unreliably low,
Her ‘okay’ defences can tank a hit, or two…”

>>151762440
are you a neet? no hate, just wondering if you can afford your consumerism on cenna

>>151762694
No. I work 4 days a week.
And I'm not a rentcuck either; I have a mortgage.

alright lads, so i want to learn construction skills but i work a full-time job i dont plan on and pays well, I just want to do weekend labouring but i haven't had much luck finding job offerings for a pure weekend labourer, is anyone aware of a place to find this sort of work?

>>151762721
nice bro
>>151762739
thats not really how you get into construction. its all apprenticeships and they just wont really have much interest in someone with no experience
best bet is to find a mate in construction

walk onto any jobsite and ask if theyre after labourers
most labourers dont work weekends unless youve been with a crew for a bit (like a bricklayers crew) and some of the crew are doing weekend work and need one
if you want to get onto a bigger jobsite with a bigger company who do work weekends regularly you'll need to apply through labour hire companies or the company itself

>>151762805
you forgot the eye contact & firm handshake

>>151762789
>>151762805
ill give it a try fellas, i only want to do this since i would like to build my own place some day and also not be a complete useless cunt when it comes to home maintenance
>>151762865
ill keep this in mind too

>>151762910
are you the singles night guy?

SMACKY IS BACK TONIGHT
HIT EM FOR SIX SMACKY!!

hope >we bat first
not keen on this chase mentality

lmao, solar cucks in the fucking ropes

>>151763133
kek

>>151763133
>climate change causes extreme weather
>this extreme weather damages solar panels
LOL SOLAR KEKS XD XD XD
This is the braindead nonsense I'd expect from /afl/

>>151763133
oops, no way to repair all that
just dump those resources in a landfill

>>151763179
think you missed the climate firmware update lad

its good if the climate gets hot as long as that heat has come from the running of datacentres

bill will invent a jab that lowers the body temperature of all vaxies 5 degrees, simple as

duck first ball

head has really committed to the boon look and is working on the gut now

its a solid look to be fair

work just called

why'd he go and do that for

what channel are my niggas watching this on, i thought it was on 7plus

I'm a kayocuck

business idea: last 20 overs

kayo

le chucker has arrived

webcric stream

here comes the chucker himself

here he is, the 'most valuable primate'

that time I debunked cric

baz virus

not sure about this inglis cunt

thought that was going

the best t20 player in the world will save us (tim david)

>>151763479
what am I looking at

/cric/ lore

>>151763479
perplexing post

>>151763479
those chairs look like asscheeks

WALLOP

>>151763458
.

>>151763541
based delayo watcher

DROPPED LIKE A COW PAT

Arsedeep thing

love tim david, me
just a big stoic lad that doesn't care about being scruffy

>>151763488
peewee backback lad being a weird creeper and secretly taking pics of 2 blokes picking up a waitress. he later went back to his hotel and wrote a seething essay about it on cric. proper incel moment

hmm

I fucking love watching slow bowlers get hit out of the stadium

Tim David haters on the ropes
i told you last game he was goated at t20

be funny if we 4-0'd these shit cunts

>>151763603
love this new tech

i love watching indian bowlers hit out of the stadium

reckon bumrash is just slightly chucking the ball here lmao

kek gottem

>>151763603
getting my protractor out for this one

heh bumrah

love t20 since im an aussie

David is mogging them hard

>we were picking up a waitress lad
>she was the manager
>2x normal price for drinks
>talked to her for 5 minutes
>went home alone
ACK

singapore's own tim david

>good innings from david
mate hes faced 23 balls, can't call that an innings

>SR of 200+
this is a top tier t20 innings m8

how jeet'y is the crowd in hobart?

reckon i could be a bit gay but dunno yet....

>get 2 wickets early
>then get smacked around for the next 5 overs by one guy
kek

pretty jeet coded
indians that go overseers have the money to follow the game around the country

crazy how smacky is equal highest century scorers in t20's with 5 when his career has mostly been batting at 5 or lower while all the other guys are usually openers or 3

big guy

>run 1 to get back on strike when your partner has been doing amazing
>get out instantly
epic

uuuu

big inning from owen here

Is Tim David related to David Warner?

>>151763721
cricket has a blend of manlets and lanklets that's quite varied
i guess lots of sports have that though

>>151763721
yeah, he mogs marsh and opposing bowlers

OWEN YOU FUCKING SPASTIC CUNT

FUCK

lmao
who the fuck rates this Owen lad
what a fucking shit cunt

>>151763730
KEK

he'll get the hat trick calling it now

you gotta be fucked in the head to live, let alone play in hobart

whys that m8

owen should be opening

axar and varun look cool desu

>>151763811
not sure about this specsavers ad

>>151763657
wtf are you on about

sorry bongbros. disgrace whats happening to both of our countries. best of luck in the ashes aye. love yous.

>>151763762
bro youre from new zealand...

i have to get on a train today
pray for me

Aus getting on top 'ere

>>151763603
real thug banger reppin' westside ong

>>151763862
be careful lad
i'd be avoiding public spaces for a bit

based

>>151763862
call in sick m8

>>151763907
>gives himself out

you lied about smacky
have no faith in this cunt coming out

they lied to both of us :(

didn't hear about the stabbing til now, you miss so much when you're not on twitter

>>151763862
call in sick brother

>ball bounces upwards and sideways into batter's chest
>call OUUUUT
lmao

wheres smacky

>>151763958
i only know of it because of this >>151747470

>>151763958
>>151763968
same i only looked it up once i saw people here talking about it
learning about big news from 4chan is classic for me

>love t20 more than anything
>aren't even that good at it
lol

>mouth breather
>sleepy eyes
is varun special?

stay safe bongbros

say what you want about jeetmigrants but they're not stabbing fellas

hate how you can never tell if the ball is going to somebody on the boundary on tv coverage

>one or the other
why not neither

>>151763993
they should show an overlay with the field briefly at the start of overs and whenever it changes

>>151763988
>implying theyre to only ones we get

>>151763988
they're worse
jeets are like the jew/woman menace
far more subversive and damaging than pure violence

weird hearing the crowd cheer when our players do a good batsmanning
well done hobart

browns shouting allah ackbar is now as dubious to me as political slogans written on guns or bullets
suddenly islam is out of hibernation and randomly attacking in the west again

>>151763988
ausjeet my son

I dont even want to say anything about the stabbings these days because 20 years ago we were saying exactly this shit would happen and I'm just so desensitized by it and apathetic
make sure these retarded cunts that voted for these get their just rewards

based albo recognising plaestine keeping AusGODs free from new muzzie happenings

>>151763988
>it's ok fellow australians sir, we- I mean they only do the rapings of childrens sir!

>another easy win
yawn

rape is worse than murder to be fair

what's a good score at Hobart?
also what is there to do in Hobart?

>>151764039
stop jinxing us bro

>>151764049
190 is par in my opinion

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>151764049
MONA is elite, eat a scallop pie, get sunburned despite it being 8°C

cheating cunt kek

dirty pacheat

jeets? more like cheats haha

stoinis just seems like slightly less of a brainlet these days

he's matured a bit

he's a real air breather

based tim david mentorship

>>151764059
miss this nigga like you wouldnt believe

not out play on

>*chucks*
>zero wickets
explain

200 for the story win not happening now

hello my name is Arsedeep nice to meet you

that's a long straight boundary
bowl full and these babby ground jeets won't continually clear them

dire total
jeets winning easily

le charge down the pitch and slap it through the off side man will get out cheaply

>women's world cup final currently getting washed out
kek
hope the crowd has to leave and come back again and gets heemed

not cricket

thinking 2 wickets in the fist 3 overs or I'm going to bed

i thought the changeover in t20s was quicker

first ball coming up friends

uhh why exactly are aus playing a meme bowling attack full of literal whos?

>>151764324
the men are getting ready for the ashes m8
might as well the kids have a go and keep india happy

>>151764338
bingo

This Fox Weight Transfer was brought to you by Remitly: "Wait, transfer your money to India"

theres something inherently disrespectful about an opposition team batting in T20

t20 is offensive to people who like cricket

>>151764230
its over for you im afraid

i love t20 because im an aussie

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO POLUTIONLAND AND TAKE YOUR CLIMATE CHANGE WITH YOU FUCKFACE

this bindian batsman has polynesian tattoos

GONE GOTTEM
DANCE MORE ON THE CREASE FUCKHEAD

been saying for years Ellis is elite

apparently tim david has an elite back salad

have a normal one bharat

uhhh why didn't they go for the catch?????

>2 overs for 31 runs
killer instinct is gone

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

>>151764427
>polynesian
we call them island irish

>>151764454
muslims did that, not indians

that is, how you say, plumb as fuck

playing sean abbott after that kid just died from a cricket ball feels like a real low blow

finna low blow a load

What's slats up to these days?

are >we throwing this game of what? bowling is fucked

>>151764588
beating off

>>151763862
Not worth it lad xoxo

india has hit nothing down the ground and they can't
retarded bowling to short wide boundaries

fuck this game. Kane retired lads :(

do the indians just forget they got blown the fuck out literally 2 nights ago?

>Kane retires from not-cricket to focus on cricket
Not sure this is newsworthy

GOOOOOORRRRNNNN

fucking catch

sean abbott just killed his international career

le lob up short balls with short wide boundaries man

pozzie murderer on suicide watch kek

Work called, gotta go

Wassa wassa wasup my neegas

need another 3 wickets now after abbott's retardation

>jeet flags turn up when they need 30 runs
lmao

Is this good or bad for Australia?

>>151764756
Imagine losing to india's worst t20 side of all time.

>>151764756
kek so true

>>151764756
its vpnsperg

>>151764761
Catastrophic for China

>>151764756
like clockwork
sebshit and shitjeet will rock up soon too

ever hear about what shook zampa? i assume some gay dog died, like a pug or a staffy

>>151764790
bill gates told him climate change isn't real

The fucking drops lmao

>>151764790
a cockapoo RIP :(

bed just called

>finally make them hit t down the ground
>only makes it 3/4 of the way
>drop it anyway

DROPPED

YOU MASSIVE FUCKING RETARD

GO BACK TO THE BOG YOU IRISH FUCKHEAD YOU WILL NEVER BE WHITE

can't remember a worse team bowling display

>0-56
Man, Abbot got murdered tonight.

total convict death

giving indians independence was a mistale

total poo flushing

not a single person here has debunked me
prob the greatest trance song of all time btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jyLcu9nDSw

redpill me on owen. what does he do?

wow so this is the power of pozztralia's bowling bench ''''''strength'''''''
no pat cummins but the ashes are clearly cummin home haha

make a note to say convict in every post so i know which flag you are using

>>151764961
mogs you in your path
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWNohUlU3rE

>>151765031
absolute banger not even gonna lie. M+S54 are goated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1W8fCGOQ8o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VL6pLHrUVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl9lQonO_RQ

/cric/ (except zachy) and grim tunes
name a more iconic duo

>>151764645
based kane

if the music isn't shitty dreary indie poprock from the 80s it's not /cric/

if it was from india it'd shitty india pooprock itkwim haha

chadchy b's superior tastes rattling the antipodeans again I see

like a cheap quartz watch, it's shit music time

one more rum

shut it bnoz

>>151765128
probably a correlation between liking cricket and having bad music taste 2bh - see glammylad, seb, bard etc
zachy doesn't like cricket but the rest of /cric/ does

>convicts BTFO
>engshitters BTFO
Good.

>>151764997
lmao

>>151769154
>>151769154
>>151769154
move your butts

>shitjeet thread
shan't

you won't be missed, abo

neither will you poo