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>>151721903
>8 of last 9 passes incomplete
oh yeah, how about this?

>>151722439 (OP)
clussy
Clussy
CLUSSY!!!

First for my Texas A&M Aggies. The best college football team.

>Syracuse QB is 1/11 passing for 25 yards
>Cuse has 71 yards to UNC's 208
>Cuse still winning
If Belichick loses this game he needs to be fired on the spot

>>151722418
Why does a janitor need an office?

>>151722588
Not sure how their OC is still employed tbqh

>>151722588
FIU had a game like this but they unfortunately faltered at the end.

>>151722637
do they have one?
cameras only focus to him and his fat fuck son

>arch is going to play tomorrow

It’s over Texas fags. Kiss your playoffs dreams goodbye.

>>151722662
Yes, Freddy Kitchens fat ass. Former Alabama QB and former 1 year HC of the Cleveland Browns.

>>151722714
You mean the Slaughterer of San Diego State, the Usurper of Utep, the Slayer of Sam Houston, the Overlord of Oklahoma, the Konqueror of Kentucky, and the Mauler of Mississippi State?

It's over for Vanderbilt. There's no way that they can beat Stark and his amazing offense.

>>151722662
im pretty sure its this guy

>>151722840
>Slaughterer of San Diego State
not even. SDSU is 6-1 this year and have pitched three shutouts this year, including against Cal. They'd have been a solid win.
Texas mauled 2-5 San Jose State.

>>151722956
This image is poetry

>>151722840
>You mean the Slaughterer of San Diego State
you're thinking of San Jose State

I got tickets to the UNC Tar Heels basketball game on Monday from my boss

>>151722971
Well, I'm a dumbass. It is what it is.

UNC bros, that was amazing.

>nigga's actually named Demon
lmao

Yes Bill!
What is the mark that a great old coach is ready to be put out to pasture?

girl's with vagina's

We just need to GIVE UP on developing talent. We can’t develop shit. Just let someone else develop them and get them in the portal. That’s how you win you are us. Literally give up high school recruiting.

is no one going to post women

>>151723342
It’s no but November chud

>>151723342
ew why the fuck would we post those? this is a gay board, son

>>151723374
what a unit.

>>151723374
bet its like fuckin a la-z-boy

>>151723369
not for 3 more hours

>>151723623
>smallest girl chin in Oklahoma

>>151723623
damn i'd bet she'd dump in my mouth if i asked nicely

Remember to set your clocks back this weekend. Dark at 5pm!

please fumble at the goalline

That number 5 fucking sucks. Just be a bodybuilder bro

>second Wicked movie
wait didn't the first one come out a couple years ago? don't they usually release those two-parters back to back?

Why doesn’t rice simply throw a streak to Dichmann, the fastest player, on every play?

>>151723877
The last movie I watched in theaters was exactly 3 years ago

Uhhh, white QB bros?

>>151723342
>>151723374

>>151723929
go see Bugonia it was good

>>151723956
Dude is a walk on true freshman lacrosse bro. Never stood a chance.

>>151724080
in… in the drive? or in the qtr?

>>151724124
I've never been to a friday night college game. Seems like it'd be fun, but apparently not.

>>151724182
depending on the stadium/college it can either be incredible or fucking suck. it's totally antithetical to a noon saturday kick

>>151724163
the entire game

Everyone congratulate Belichick on his first P4 win!

>>151724182
Syracuse is always dead and they’re losing to UNC, so those that did show up have already fucked off.

>>151724424
Ayo coach watch dis!

These games suck tonight let's hope the Idaho game is a comfy late nighter...
>female commentator
I'll catch you guys in the morning

>>151724464
see you. hope you wake up less of a weird bitch

>>151724526
Fuck you, cuck

>nobody on NC was squatting over 600 last season, now 8 of them can
interesting stat

>>151724611
>if you're not pants-shittingly afraid of women, that means you like watching your wife have sex with other men!
get therapy, man

>>151724526
lmao shes not gonna fuck you bro

>>151724731
why would a commentator fuck a random person several states away? is that your entire value structure?

nigga named Fran

>>151724629
One season away from some of the players being able to squat your mom

yeah yeah yeah yeah LETS GO TAR HEELS

Why yes, I am spending Halloween at home watching Idaho vs Northern Arizona. Thanks for noticing.

>>151724639
It’s not being “afraid of women”. It’s being a man to not tolerate the obviously political bullshit that is having a woman announcer. You are a little bitch NPC

>>151724904
>the obviously political bullshit
yeah man. they clearly can't handle the obscenely physical job of talking into a microphone.

i prefer male commentators but i dont mind the female ones and i also dont think its woke gone mad to have a lady commentate its not like they do a bad job

>>151722418
>forces UF students to look at FSU gear
>really just reminds them that FSU fans are real life jannies
Pretty classic self own.

big bill looking rough

how the fuck is a longsleeve tshirt and a ratty jacket professional tv attire? i miss the old standards

>>151724928
You gotta be trolling lol. Women don’t play football. Why would we want to hear their commentary on a game they have never played. Just cut your balls off and get quadruple vaxxed and go die fighting for the government you absolute goy cow. Leave some beer in the fridge for Tyrone

>>151724928
I like the spirit but have you ever spoken to a single woman who actually knows sports. These ladies are trained in a factory. They dont know shit. They arent natural. They have no passion. They don't know history

>>151725103
which top-tier play by play guys were D1? i'll wait

>>151725103
I guarantee that Mina knows more about football than you

>>151722439 (OP)
>UNC wins a game
How

>>151725106
>these professionals received PROFESSIONAL training!!11 how DARE they?>!??!
do you realize how fucking retarded you sound?

>>151725156
No hes right

>>151725128
I’m not debating with a bitch ass redditor cuckold

>>151725135
Syracuse is on their 7th string QB this season.

Didn't expect my comment about Big Sky after dark broadcast crew to bring out the white knights.
Decent redditcuck filter I guess.

>>151725178
>i can't name a single one so i'll whip out le reddit card
ok buddy. enjoy being terrified of women

I get Utah is a tough place to play, but 10.5 points against Cincy is perhaps the most retarded line of the weekend. Cincy will score 35-40+. They could very well still lose, but it's going to be a close game. And if it isn't, it's Cincy who wins. Bearcat offense is among the best in the country. Everyone points at the Nebraska game when the Bearcats had a bunch of new portal guys and weren't ready. Utah needs to score 40 to win.

>>151725128
NTA, but he didn't say anything about D1 ball. All top tier play by play guys played football, and you just don't understand the game as well unless you've spent a few years suffering it for half of your waking hours.

Besides that, noone wants to hear the shrill voice of a woman talk except fags like you.

>>151725388
>All top tier play by play guys played football
so name one

>>151725450
Larry Munson

>>151725467
>died during the obama administration
ok

>>151725471
>my team's play by play is great but the radio call is 2 seconds ahead
It's grim

>>151725524
>he doesn't feed an FM radio into his line in and then timeshift the broadcast with vlc to sync up
ngmi

>>151725388
>noone wants to hear the shrill voice of a woman
so you only date men?

>>151725508
Your point? Good play by play is hard to come by, Larry was the best.

>>151725715
you said "all" top tier play-by-play guys played football. so the only top tier play-by-play guy died 14 years ago?

Play by play: Mina Kimes
Color/Gambling Odds: Stormy Buonantony
how bout them apples chuds

>>151725772
You said, "name one", so I did. You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

>>151725839
usually when someone asks you to name a "top" performer in their field, they mean someone who's living and fucking breathing, you retard

>>151725873
not him but I wouldn't

>>151725372
isn't that utah HC like .800 at home at night though?

I'm more of a Verne guy myself
Miss that nigga like you wouldn't believe

what goes on in the NAU Coors Light van (that's obviously a repurposed blood donation van)

>>151725944
Doesn't really matter. Cincy is the better team by a lot. Their offense isn't just Sorsby, it's their O-Line and running game that makes the passing game impossible to defend. Home field makes is a toss-up, but 10.5 to Utah is stupid. Sorsby will be winning games on Sunday pretty soon.

>>151725873
All the best commentators are dead we live in a cucked society and you are proof of that. You are the foot soldier of the yeast machine. Huddled together in the long house for warmth and security. A bug man born to be a slave

There isn't really any legend play by play guys in cfb right now. Fowler is a tennis fag. Tess and Gus are exhausting. McDonough is okay. Nessler is good, but he does like the 3rd best B1G game now so no one watches. Not even sure who the NBC guy is.

>>151725997
judge wouldn't rescind the restraining order, huh

>etsy commercial with white girl and nigger couple
its all so tiring

>>151725989
>the better team by a lot
sagarin and FPI both disagree, what are you looking at?

>Taugasafo Ho Ching
???

>>151725873
>they mean someone who's living and fucking breathing
If someone asked you who the best generals were would you say Napoleon, Caesar, Eisenhower, or Genghis Khan? Or would you choose some faggot who got molested by goat farmers?

>>151725944
Not familiar with Utah, what makes it such a tough place to play? The elevation?

>>151726067
how easy their offense has made it look in conference play. they pretty much only stop themselves with penalties. nobody in the b12 has stopped the bearcat's offense. nobody has even came close. they were actually okay to bad in OOC play, but they hit their stride in conference and are officially a b12 juggernaut.

the good news for utes fans is the bearcat defense is mediocre at best. so you can outscore them, it's just going to be difficult.

>>151725873
Some of us are old enough to have listened to the radio a mere 20 years ago, zoomer faggot.

>>151726115
>Napoleon
ummm...sweetie...?

>>151726153
ah, ok. so you really have no answer lmao

>>151722840
>You mean the Bitch that got Booty Blasted by THE Buckeyes?

>>151726202
I know the cuckey is also the person vigorously crying that we don’t like female commentators but I can’t prove it

>>151726140
what happened against UCF?

>>151726229
>vigorously crying
buddy you're the bitch who brought it up and said you literally couldn't watch the game because of it lmao

>>151726242
they gameplanned and played 2 minute offense for like 40 minutes while UCF went full retard. i actually hope you watched the game cuz it was the funniest football game of the year. bearcats ran clock and UCF did UCF shit. Bearcats never had to win cuz UCF had no intention of winning. It was essentially a bye week.

happy halloween bros I hope you get some good candy

>>151726255
You are the bitch for having no standards and accepting unlimited political bullshit from the media. Kill yourself

>>151726172
An answer to what? Name one? I already answered that buddy, you're having a lil melty.

>>151726300
>there's a WOMAN on this LATE FRIDAY NIGHT college football game!!!!1
>this MUST be POLITICAL!!!!!

>>151726272
This is the drive rundown from that game. Tell me, do you think UCF tried to win? UC played this week as close to a bye as they could, for good reason. Some funky shit happening at UCF.

>>151726308
ok man. my bad for not realizing that random dude who died 14 years ago was the only good play-by-play voice in college football history

>>151726319
It is obviously political. They sneak it in to late night because they know there will be less outrage. You evil fucking rats do this on purpose. Just like how every Netflix show will have a good first season and then season 2 will be extra woke. Instead of resisting this manipulative shit you are actively supporting it which is I why I am sincerely telling you to kill yourself

>>151726319
NTA, but feminism and women in the workplace is inherently political. It is perhaps the most influential political paradigm of the past century by far. It's dumb to insist otherwise.

Excited for college football tomorrow.

can you guys chill
there's a damn game on

>>151726341
There's plenty of "good" a.k.a. "okay" people in any particular field. The bests are not always around. If you are really desperate for a "great" that's still around, how about Collinsworth or Herbstreit, happy?

>>151726319
Attention whoring is an effeminate trait. Doubt you're actually a woman but you sure act like one. No wonder you're discussing vagina rights in a college football thread instead of football itself.

>>151726383
Going to watch the "whose fans can cheer against their team the most to get their coach fired" bowl tomorrow.

>>151726396
dayum when was this

>all this pantspissing about a woman's voice
you fucking faggots are so far gone it's legitimately pathetic

>>151726396
at this point just show us that butthole girl damn

>>151726450
Halloween 2023 I think

>>151726471
>yes my wife enjoys having sex with black men in front of me get over it. We are consenting adults it’s not a big deal. Stop freaking out this is normal now

>>151726493
looks like shes wearing nothing under that wow
she needs an OF

>>151726496
what's your wife look like?

>>151726471
Female announcers are terrible and their only role in broadcasts of men's sports should be as sideline reporters. Yeah, some male announcers suck too but the difference is there are also good male announcers. There aren't any good female announcers.

>>151726471
>it's pathetic
effeminate reddit coded rhetoric detected
>>151726533
My wife is a slender, somewhat tall redhead with a face like a Celtic warrior princess, perfectly hand-sized little breasts, an ass that's meaty but not obnoxious, and soft skin whiter than the moon.

>>151726643
lmao ok buddy

>BLA BLA BLA IRELAND DOESNT KNOW SHIT

How many of you faggots told me I was wrong about that bitch made cunt Franklin and his bitch made program over the last 10 years

suck my fuckin cock you fucking faggot

>>151726675
it's 4 AM vro

>>151725944
>like .800 at home at night though?

>random paddy barging into the thread uninvited to pretend he was the only one who thought Franklin was ass
lmao

How am I going to watch games now?

>>151727059
write a strongly-worded letter denouncing global Jewry to both Alphabet and Disney

>Sources: SMU and coach Rhett Lashlee are closing in on a new 7-year contract extension through 2032. New agreement should essentially take Lashlee off the board for this year’s coaching cycle. @RossDellenger first reported.

Who's getting extended next? I need to know if the pennstatelsufloridavatechoklahomasttatearkansasuclastandfordfags should really start getting nervous.

>>151727140
reportedly there's interest in Pedo State trying to hire Brian Hartline as their HC.
which, if true, is...good luck. the Ohio State fanbase will sell Toledo back to Michigan to raise money to beat Pedo State's offer if they have to.

>>151726662
Stay jelly faggot

>>151727191
Bro I’m sure he is already a multi millionaire and shit. He’s not gonna stay over some cash if he wants to be a head coach

>>151726471
>spending hours of your friday night defending female football announcers.
Let me guess. You
- are balding
- wear glasses
- are overweight
- have a beard but probably shouldn’t

>>151727140
I wonder if Smoo really has it in them to return to contender status.
>muh money
Lots of teams have money. Also I wonder if their current alumni tend to not care about football much relative to other teams. Think about it, if you really cared about football from the 90s and later, would you have attended SMU? Even though they’re rich they’re probably less likely to have huge payrolls than other rich schools.

>>151727140
Bottomless checkbook

>>151727140
If Vanderbilt wins tomorrow they’re gonna lock down Clark Lea HARD.

>>151727140
Sexton bros we eatin good tonight

almost forgot to fill out my picks

>>151727388
But will anyone know? Vandy is private so they don't have to release details on employee contracts. It's possible they already locked him down.
>>151727370
Wonder if that's really true. SMU's endowment isn't all that large. While it's not the only measure of booster and alumni wealth, it's a decent estimate. Most of the "more money than God" stuff seems to be leftover from the 80s when boosters were openly showering recruits and players with lavish gifts. The Cowboys were the only real competition for attention in Dallas back then and there's not much a fan can do to help out a pro team other than buying tickers and merch. Now Dallas is full of other interesting ways to spend money for entertainment.

Saw this today. The first UConn Husky looks like he served in Korea

>>151727623
>1960s UConn was a bunch of revolutionary war furries?
jesus fucking christ

>>151727623
Current one is so generic and plain

>>151727817
Most of the modern ones are worse than a previous version. All of KU's are bad

>>151727817
>Duke University
>ID
???

>>151722439 (OP)
Huskers, please beat my trojies tomorrow. Too many box-score-watching retards think Riley is doing a good job this season, they need a wakeup call

>>151727817
Bama peak: 01-03
Arkansas peak: current
Cincy peak: 90-05
Clempus peak: 70-76
Dook peak: current
GT peak: 78-90
Iowa peak: 62-70
Kansas peak: current
LSU peak: current
Michigan peak: current
Ass to mouth peak: 72-80
Washington peak: current
Wazzu peak: current
Wiscy peak: 48-56

>>151727914
>Clempus peak: 70-76
Looks like the tiger has that skin condition blacks get that causes them to lose their pigment.

>>151727817
Am I the only person who think's Washington State's logo looks like a snail?

>>151727924
Bro plenty of white people have it too it’s just less obvious. I have a cousin who has it and I just never knew cause she just wears a lot of sunscreen and stays pale. She’s hot as fuck too roll tide

One hour into no nut November. How we holding up bros? Not gonna lie I’m already feeling a bit shakey but still going strong

>>151727971
It does have some snail like quality, especially the S and the whiskers than look like antennae.

>>151728008
I'm waiting for our coach to get fired before I blow my load.

Would you say Kirby Smart is overrated? Is he the best coach in the SEC?

>>151726904
been saying it for MINIMUM 6 years and had to listen to you cocksuckers tell me I was wrong

>>151728109
You want a cookie or something? You're acting like a child whose basic pattern matching abilities worked for the first time in their life.

>>151727914
>Dook peak: current
negro what

>>151728146
Not him but they would get lampooned for having any of the others today

Any other coaches dressed up for Halloween?

>>151727870
the cornfuckers are finishing 7-6 this year and there’s not a god damn thing you can do about it

>>151728092
Smart and DeBoer are about equal imo in the modern era of CFB. Smart was better in the pre-NIL era.

>>151728092
He’s 36-4 against the SEC over the last five seasons

>>151726115
Napoleon wasn't real

>>151728465
Imagine the post-trick or treat roleplay

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.

>>151728628
Why do you want to eat LSU?

>>151728503
>Smart was better in the pre-NIL era, in which Deboer went 3-3
Astute observation there, retard.

Coach Primate

>>151727817
my aggies need to bring back the logo with ol sarge on it

>>151729245
you need to put some sand paper of that tongue of yours so you're prepd to lick PRINCE ARCH'S asshole later this season

ND will be losing to BC today late in the 4th on a bad call from the reffies. I have already got the check cleared and everyone understands their assignments.
Digits confirm this.

>>151727817
I like that Kansas is the only one in the list with still the Looney Tunes mascot as logo

Whats our gameday breakfast looking like?

>>151728109
>been saying it for MINIMUM 6 years
so, 2019? after Franklin had lost those two heartbreakers to Ohio State and people started wondering if 2016 was a one-hit wonder year?
awesome you're such a great prognosticator, telling people what they were already starting to know for themselves.

>>151727602
>Vandy is private so they don't have to release details on employee contracts. It's possible they already locked him down.
I suspect that they would release a statement saying "we've extended Coach Lea and look forward to many more winning seasons with him" just to stop the breathless speculation.

This week’s slate sucks dick.

I like the playoff expansion.
I don't like the 4 byes.
I like the playoff expansion.
I don't like the stupid power level arguments amongst 2/3-loss teams.
I like the playoff expansion.

>>151729465
>this slate is shit they exclaimed
BASED, that usually means upsets are happening

>>151729444
just scrambled eggs

>>151728281
if nothing else, Hartline is an elite recruiter and position coach for a position Penn State has been desperately seeking an answer to for years now. is that worth overpay? probably not but they won't care.
I suspect they'll wait and see how the rest of the year shakes out: if Hartline's offense gets Ohio State far into the playoffs, they'll give him an offer and see what happens.

>>151729444
bacon and cheddar omelet. I ran out of dried jalapenos so might have to use pepper flakes or something for a kick instead.

>>151729476
are you trying to /fit/ ?

>>151729481
nice, tabasco works too

>>151729473
they are going to expand it so 5 loss teams will have a shot. Enough so nearly every major market team is in barring a some FSU tier collapses. Clemsoning will mean nothing

i hope anons don't post promiscuous photos of collegiate cheerleaders today... i'd hate to lose NNN so soon

I stayed up late to watch the Jays blow it, and once the clock ticked over to midnight I jerked off.
Fuck NNN I'm gonna post promiscuous photos of collegiate cheerleaders today to make anons lose NNN so soon

>>151729376
>Digits confirm this.
What did he mean by this?

What did they sneed by this

>>151729506
nah just had 4 eggs left and need to go grocery shopping
lunch/dinner have some good leftovers

>>151729569
>muh blackshirts
Devaney's been dead for almost 30 years guys

>>151729569
I hate this shit

The uniform sucks too

>>151729569
>black uniforms
>black player
>N

is this ai?

Temple Owls () +5.5 Point Spread
CIN @ UTAH Over 55.0 Total
UTEP Miners () +13.5 Point Spread [W]
JSU @ MTNST Under 54.5 Total [W]
DUKE @ CLEM Over 54.5 Total
UNC @ SYRA Under 45.5 Total [L]
Virginia Cavaliers () -4.0 Point Spread
HAWAII @ SJSU Under 56.5 Total -105
Air Force Falcons () +1.5 Point Spread

>>151727817
>roaring 20s jayhawk
>prostate examination hog
>anything cincy has ever done
>after you ma'am huskies
>Michigan's early mammal
>KUP

>>151729376
so as usual a dumb ND take

>>151729444
Damn I just remembered I have to eat all the eggs

>Vandy-Texas 11am
>ND-Navy 11am
>Pedo-Ohio State 11am
Who is to blame for this

SC AM bets:
K-State +7.5
Wake Forest +10.5
Avoid Arkansas -5.5

>>151729703
boardroom Jews who want to hook viewers in the noon slot with their big whale teams.
though this year Ohio State-Penn State in the noon slot is appropriate since Penn State sucks and it's gonna be a blowout

>tfw YouTube TV subscriber

What should I do, /cfb/?

>>151729734
Nothing that would violate the ToS

How many soaking jokes can pat make before the Mormon pope steps in?

>>151729793
He's already topless.

SMETH

>>151729826
lost

>

10-2 Texas but they get gaped in the first round

This guy sounds like he doesn't want to be interviewed

>>151729841
I just don't see them winning out. A&M's pass rushers are going to murder Arch.

>>151727602
>While it's not the only measure of booster and alumni wealth, it's a decent estimate. Most of the "more money than God" stuff seems to be leftover from the 80s when boosters were openly showering recruits and players with lavish gifts.
SMU still has straight some of the wealthiest boosters and alumni in FBS. As a matter of fact, a part of SMU's deal to get into the ACC was them not getting a penny of the TV deal for the first 9 years of their membership. SMU has so much money that come from donations, that they can straight up fund their program easily even without the money.

Endownment doesn't actually mean that much in this context because it's all about if alumni are actually donating. Take Stanford for instance. The money their alumni have could easily buy the best team in CFB, but they're all tech bros, engineering, medicinal, and law guys who don't give a shit about sports.

free money props
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OJSvzRSYu9R6zsL3O0WCcDlDJqNQvwajtj0L-ExMBnY/edit?pli=1&gid=1653066332#gid=1653066332

I ain’t clicking on that

>>151729840
Wazzu and Oregon State play twice this season??

New narrative just dropped: UNC is 3-5, but they "should be" 5-3, so Bellicheck is working wonders.

>>151730008
I mean its year one.
And it's a mostly portal team, but from a very late portal window.

He's top 15 recruinting rn.
I don't want him to succeed either, but you're too eager, when he might bite you next year.

>>151730032
It was more of a commentary on how the media will beat you down to shit and when you win one game retroactively start looking back to have a story for content. I don't give a fuck if he fails or succeeds.

incredibly horny

Words can’t describe how much I hate these media kikes. Death in the street to every fucking one of them.

>>151730085
do you consume their content?

>>151730099
>do you watch college football

2 hours to the raping of penn state

Has anyone ever mooned the crowd while dotting the i

How am I supposed to watch Gameday when YoutubeTV got cucked by Disney? Now I have to go find a shitty stream for all games on ABC and ESPN today. Fucking capitalism.

>>151730185
You spelled jews wrong

>>151730185
Imagine paying for yt when there are no less than 14 vietnamese posting free streams every Saturday

>>151730194
>tfw victory showers :)

>>151730192
Disney is Jewish. YouTubeTV (Google) is Indian.

>>151730200
Some of us aren’t dirt poor retards and enjoy the conveniences of modern living.

>>151730200
Well where is a stream for Gameday then? Cause I dont see no Vietnamese coming to save the day like they did in 1975.

>>151730223
You can watch it for free on the ESPN app. They made it free this morning because of the YT TV bullshit.

>>151730219
>I are based because spend money to watch more pixels
>>151730223
Not gonna spoonfeed but maybe try using the search bar

Using a free trial of Fubo and then not buying it because it'll be back on Youtube TV by then

I got a stream for you right here
*unzips pants*

>>151730271
Post the horny version please and thanks

>>151730231
I'm allergic to manual labor son.

>>151730271
These are so cringe dude

my sooners :)

>>151729840
>Wheelock subsequently founded Dartmouth College in Hanover, New Hampshire, naming the school in Lord Dartmouth's honour, in hopes of getting his financial support. Lord Dartmouth refused.
LOL, I had no idea Dartmouth was founded on failed simpping.

>>151730297
cooners

>>151730271
stream east faggots randomly mute games fucking annoying

>>151730278
see
>>151726446

Technology and it’s consequences have been disastrous to society.

polynesians only contributions to the world is their sauce

>>151730185
This is definitely on Google, their services have been enshittifed anyways so this shouldn't be as surprising (revenue hit a record the other day). Also lowballing Disney was just in general a retarded business decision

>Disney cucking YouTube TV to drive subscribers to Hulu

I'm starting to understand why Walt Disney was antisemite, bros.

finna fumble

>>151730417
what better is there to do?

>>151730485
vidya
drugs
goon

>>151730417
They're paid now, so it's basically minor league melanin mash.

any other anons got some dick lined up for after the game? i know my bussy is getting beat up later!

>>151730504
Go Blue!

>>151730504
Based Buckeye fan

>>151729569
I'm tired of black
it's lazy and always the same

JONAH

what a fucking loser

other than vandy texas there are no good games today

>>151730769
then kick rocks

>>151730796
i will after that game??? wtf

>>151730769
>this nigga thinks he can predict cfb kino

>>151722503
and some pro OC was like: " I can fix him!"

i hate this mutt woman on gameday

>>151722662
camera needs to just stay on Jordan's fat pussy. only bright spot for that dogshit team.

>>151730949
brent key is not black, what in the we wuz is this bullshit?

>>151730584
WVU's are pretty kino, but it's because they have an actual theme and coherent design and are not just your standard set but black.

Hurry up and start the game

>>151731064
Based Cory

>>151731064
Shame she can’t fuck to save her life

Shut up, Superdogs, etc.

Longhorns.

>>151731064
What wall is she pointing at?

Shut the fuck up everyone SuperDogs are on right now!!

Dis nigga eating beans!

Nick "Baked Beans" Saban

>>151731152
based

>>151729898
I feel the same way but I also felt that way about Oklahoma. Who arguably has a better pass rush than a&m.

I’m thinking bout thos beans

>>151731106
How many today?

Can’t stop thinking about that Bussey

im going to out drink sark today

>>151731208
SAAR ARCH GO FOR 5 TDS IN THIS GAME SAAR. VANDY ON GROUND SCREAMING DO NOT REEDEEM SIXTH TD MR MANNING IN 4TH FRAME OF GAME.

>>151731208
I thought he was not playing today.

>>151731208
INTs? About tree fiddy

>>151731230
Anon, you're going to die

You did go to a Halloween party and get laid last night, right anon?

>>151731377
I jacked off

>>151731332
what shit hole do you have to mow in november

>>151731377
I am going to one tonight, i will not get laid because i retired from that 5 years ago, im too old

GAME
MANAGER
SMETH

>>151731377
I had feet to smell.
To be honest I didn't very much enjoy it. I don't footfags.

didn't really wake up feeling the cheesiest this morning

norf fc lads will never know the feel of chorizo brekky tacos

>tendys
we've done it again bros

>>151731377
I stayed home with my gf, got really drunk, and watched scary movies till 5am.
Did get a BJ tho

>cant watch half the games because of google disney kikery
This is annoying

My gf ended up going to some party at ASU dresses as Wonder Woman last night. Just sucked because I was working. She came over to my apartment at like 2 am and said she regretted going without me so hopefully she won’t pull any shit like that again

MY GOPHIES

>Navy vs North Texas
>Air Force vs Army
That's what I'm watching for the Noon slot.

>>151731609
>tfw Hulu chud with no disruptions

>>151731618
I love college girls bros

>>151731618
Raped and gaped.

>>151730845
I don't know what would be funnier: Ohio State fans melting down at their defense allowing 38 like that or Pedo State fans melting down that they lost a one-score game to Ohio State AGAIN

the kikes over at disney/google fucked over my youtubetv
>pic rel, mfw I trust poojeets/jews with anything that I love

>>151731728
refund status???

>>151731684
Badger fans are so cringe

Florida is going to beat Georgia. They get the “interim coach bounce” and it’s time for Georgia to be punished for playing with fire and not showing up in the first half

Bottom line is that Georgia does not actually have better athletes than Florida

>>151731681
>I love college girls bros
I love them until they speak

I'd switch to Hulu live, but every time I try to use their website it's just a blank screen and their customer support told me that it wasn't their problem and I should cancel their service so I did

>>151731750
>Bottom line is that Georgia does not actually have better athletes than Florida

It's not out of the question that Florida wins, but this is laughable. Compare recruiting rankings.

Future Tennessee titan arch manning

For any YoutubeTV copers out there like me, DirectTV stream has a 5 day trial

arch chimpout

Arch got that dog in him. Now that his brain is damaged a little be he won’t be over thinking. Can’t over think if you don’t think. This is gonna be a great arch performance

>>151731798
Why did you get YouTubeTV when Sri Lankan coloring book review streamers have been streaming the games for ages?

Archussy status??

>>151731728
FYI

>>151731821

Florida about to steal PJ Fleck from Minnesota.

Those steak nuggets from Arby’s look like pure unapologetic goy slop, it’s kind of based in a way

>>151731831
I split the cost with 3 people by sharing a gmail address I do not care about, so I only pay $25 a month, plus I don't tell them when I get credits or free months .

Plus I like CNBC

>>151731837
Bruised but good to go

>>151731859
arbys fell off so hard even their sauce is ass now

Start the fucking games you pieces of shit

>>151731377
No, I watched UNC - 'cuse

>Gus Johnson introducing Ohio State
>Doesn't call them "The world famous"
Is the love affair over, Gusbros?

>>151731377
No I’m not a degenerate

hulu chads we won

Why even wear a shirt

>>151731895
Which is hilarious because if you ask a Europoor “what’s a buckeye” 99/100 won’t know what you are talking about

UH OH VANDERBILT IS A FRAUD
ARCH IS ELITE

One Pass. One TD.

Arch Manning has been unlocked.

ARCH CHAD WE ARE SO BACK.

>vandy

Lamo they ran the same first play last week

>manning comes out slinging
>with a screen pass
he really is a god amongst men

That's the kind of play that leads to an absolute boatracing. Vandy might lose by 3 scores

>shit throw
>it works
arch is the goat

SAAR SAAR TEXAS OMG SAAR MOTHERBASTARD SAAR

Who up getting they vanderbussy ate

vanderBUILT for arches BWC

APOLOGIZE.

>>151731855
PLEASE DO

Nice tackling commodes

THE VANQUISHER OF VANDERBILT

Vandysisters...

The cat:

oh shit pedo state remembered they're a team

VanderBUILT FOR ARCH BIG ARM

ARCHIE ARCHIE ARCHIE

please post more sexy women

>>151732055
...is for females not males, buttercup

>>151732076
Uhhhh

lol never mind they fuckin suck

It's over

Vandytrannies, not like this

>>151732055
Who does the cat pick to win the Vandy-Texass game?

>running on a 3rd and 6
y tho

VANDYBROS NOT LIKE THIS! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ELITE!

wew

LMFAO VANDY

you never seen speed like that off the edge. Simmons is a different animal

Arch Manning legacy game incoming.

Meme plays meme team meme qb

Hey Vandy, not every team can be an Indiana. Know your place nerds.

>Texas
>back

Pick 2

texas is going to be ranked 7

Texassbros, we are so back

you guys have fompletely forgotten just how dogshit arch is

>>151732131
okay vandy has played fucking no one. Tired of these shitters bolstering bamas resume

>”the plan, terry?”
>”run the clock and end this game as quickly as possible”

Beautiful Rutgers punt.

Texas offense is still the worst offense I have ever seen

>>151732154
yeah they should be playing grambling state instead

>>151729444
Hardboiled eggs and some cold milk with an apple. I have had some GI problems lately so I'm trying to keep it plain. I'm going to a wedding today and this bitch (another UGA alum btw) scheduled her ceremony at TWLOCP kickoff on the dot.

There's the good ol archie

>>151732055
Get a girlfriend instead of buying pets to alleviate your loneliness

Texas is a meme team I shan’t elaborate further

Archie is shit.

>>151732129
>no team has ever overcome a 10pt deficit in the 1st quarter in college football, especially against a fraud. EVER!

ONE PASS

I DON'T KNOW WHY

ARCH CAN'T COMPLETE NO MATTER HOW HARD HE TRIES

>Jim Knowles single-covering Jeremiah Smith
yeah, he's gotta be an Ohio State sleeper agent. HE of all people should know better

>>151722439 (OP)
Ohio State is going to win by 50.

1st play arch threw a shit ball and got lucky
dude is cheeks

>>151732192
All of his passes are a little off. Does he have a misdiagnosed astigmatism?

Anyone who thinks this game is over after watching Arch's last 2 throws might be legitimately retarded

>>151732217
hes a bit hungover give him a few quarters to get settled

I didn't even bother to get up early for the game day show since Corso is no longer it and mackafee is a huge faggot. Did I miss anything?

my boy archingz....it's finally his time....

Is there a single team in the country that can compete with OSU?

>>151732222
this game is over because Vandy's offense won't do shit.
The game will end 7-0 with the TD scored on the first play of the game

>>151732212
>dude is cheeks

How fucking young or gay are you to unironiclaly talk like this

>>151732238
Indiana, unironically.

>>151730032
Without Brady (12 seasons), he has 3 winning seasons, 2 playoff appearances, 1 playoff win and 0 division titles. If you still think he’s a good head coach you’re an idiot.

>>151732244
>The game will end 7-0

Penn State punting there is basically giving up immediately
Pathetic

>>151732197
He was always overrated.

Lets go Longhorns bros.

>>151732238
OSU is 1-7 and their only win is against an FCS school
tOSU, on the other hand, there's a good question

>>151732238
On paper, no but we always see great teams lose games they shouldn't so I wouldn't be awfully surprised if they lost in the playoffs.

>houston being dogshit
you know it was gonna happen wiggy is severely schizophrenic much like carson beck

Michigan, Indiana, Oregon, Alabama, and Texas A&M.

>>151732247
6 7

Vandy pimp energy: zero

>>151732264
fine, 10-0 and the scores are in the first five minutes, whatever

I just hate how commercialized Halloween has become, put the ween back in Halloween

>wife finally left so I can jerk off
life is good bros

>>151732238
for to link it >>151732277

>>151732194
If I'm right you own me 100 bucks

Odds go to bad and watch games (despite bye week)
Evens stay home and jerk off
Dubs/trips/etc read manga instead

>>151732277
>>151732258
>Indiana
Tired of this meme team. They're going to get bootyblasted by 50 in the championship game.

>>151732290
lel

>Vanderbilt already down by 10 to Texas less than 4 minutes into the game
How?

>>151732293
Still a retarded take

Both these qbs are meme chuckers

>Turn on UNT vs Navy because I care about the G6 playoff race
>commentators talking about poaching UNT coach and QB

P4 moneyball fags need to be banned from commentary

>>151732312
They were a meme team last year. They're legitimately good this year.

and this is without outstanding safety taffy... lmao why is a&m supplying every team with giga studs, and why only one vandy impactuh playeruh

>>151732321
kick off returned for TD and an iconic Pavia foomble

>>151732238
Yes

>>151732321
Texas scored on the first play of the game and Vandy immediately committed a turnover

Just finished raking the yard. What game we watching?

Pavia just had a black QB moment

>>151732312
son do you know how much their coach is getting paid? they are paying for success and are therefore going to get it

>>151732307
If you're wrong you owe me a blowjob

My stream is like 360p.

>>151732364
KWAB

>>151732358
AYO COACH

>>151732312
>I hate change and contradict to feel smart

>>151732364
Good.

>>151732261
Can say the same thing about Bill Walsh, who went 12-33 without Montana.

>>151732364
Average EURO experience

>>151732276
Houston has the worst fanbase I've ever seen. 7-1 and ranked and the stadium is EMPTY.

>>151732362
I'm sure you're fat and ugly so no. If you were slim and handsome I'd do it for free.

>>151732364
Use an antenna retard

>Texas defenders tripping over themselves and missing the tackle
This fucking team man

>>151732364
>don't have ESPN/ABC because Disney are greedy Jews

Texas NFL caliber defense getting bamboozled you love to see it

>>151732413
Yes, only get 2 games that randomly freeze instead of the internet, brilliant

Our defense is CRUMBLING.

Shit teams

Arch Manning is a black QB in whiteface and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

We all agree this guy's is fucking shit. But why is he so bad? Is it his lack of recruiting? Does he have no offense or defensive brain? No meaningful philosophy?

Inb4 CEO coach and it's all of the above. What is the one big failure about him?

>>151732447
texas soft i would be too see all these fags and jeetas nothing to play for sad

>>151732447
Your defense hasnt recovered from Elizabeth raping your precious armada

>>151732438
retard

>>151732379
>change
you retards fall for this every year.

Simmons making pavia his bitch lol

>>151732468
Getting snubbed by the CFP mindbroke him

>>151732467
this nigga right

>>151732467
pavia is johny in mexican face

So after this game we can stop pretending Vanderbilt is some elite contender?

Vandy aint it. At least Georgia & A&M are still on the schedule to ruin Texass' playoff chances

>>151732492
But he makes over 10 mil a year, buy therapy and get over it.

>>151732467
>mexican QBs

texass is getting a playoff spot from this game

>>151732516
no because then it devalues Bama's win against them and we can't have that

That Simmons taunt would have been an unsportsmanlike penalty if he played for a school without a $40 billion endowment.

it's still the first quarter can you guys chill with the twitter pundit takes
you don't need to engagement farm, this is 4chan

>>151732536
Shit anon, you're right

>>151732492
He wasn't even that good during 2023. He was an absolute Travis baby if you watch his offense. Coleman was only reliable half the time. Rest of the relievers sucked and all their tight ends dropped balls. Only Benson could actually do anything and yet Norvell refused to give the ball to players with hot hands.

navychads....

>>151732531
Bro, they're going to have 4 losses by the end of the month. They're not getting in

What an unbelievably shit lineup of games this weekend...

>>151732536
of all the teams resumes you pick bama’s to hate on

That nigga thumb dead

>>151732516
I never rated them

Wingo just broke his thumb it’s over for Texas. That was the offense

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN CELEBRASHUN

Vandy can not tackle for shit.

>>151732531
And that's a good thing!
>>151732543
I thought the same, these players have to be smarter.

>sark offensive guru
>75% of his playcalls are screen passes

>>151732595
DRINK SOME BEER
RAISE SOME HELL
BEAT DEBRA
AW HELL YEAH

>>151732578
mizzou, tennysee, and vandy are severely overrated. ou will prove it

ARMY DRAGON

>>151732599
They're still dicing Vandy up actually

Jesus christ Vandy cannot tackle anything

holy kek this tackling

Vandy exposed

63% of yall lil niggas picked these bums? baka.

>>151732630
what team has a better resume dawg

>kekwabass wins, but vandy kills what few weapons they have
>ass to mouth jumps to 1 after running them out of their stadium
pottery

>>151732468
Georgia tech humiliated them. Same exact thing happened to Jimbo Fisher 10 years ago. Look at both their records before and after losing to a mediocre GT team at FSU following an undefeated season. It's astonishing in how bad they got mind broken by my Jackets.

>Ohio State on
>Everyone watching vanderbilt
SEC fags get the rope.

>big uglies up front
guys… I played right guard…

Arch bros we are so fucking back

6 7 GUYS OMG

Hope Vanderbilt enjoyed their time as a top 10 team

>>151732662
Texas -3.
Almost any time you get a short fav (<6 points) between two ranked teams, you can just take the short fav every time. Esp at home

it's ogre

>>151732684
Playing Pedo state, don't act like that's going to be some all time showdown

>>151732684
I refuse to listen to Gus Johnson

Its vandover

>>151732684
>watching Ohio State destroy a zombie Pedo State team that quit on the season a month ago

No.

>>151732697
I heard that. Started screeching like a retard so loud my dad hit me.

TD lets go.

>Vandy making the Slayer of Sam Houston look good
this is hilarious

>>151732684
Why would I watch two shit teams

>>151732684
anosu is beating a thoroughly dead horse.
what's to watch?

OH NO VANDYBROS

Well at least this puts to rest any notion that Vanderbilt is a good team.

>>151732621
So silent.

>>151732776
move out

>>151732684
You can watch Ohio State beat nobodies all season.

come the fuck on vandy
You cant let these faghorns think theyre good

>Texas waking up
CFB fucked

>>151732362
where's my money bitch

Archie is getting mutthomes levels of felation

Jfc

>>151732482
NAA

>>151732863
He's not even on the field wtf are you talking about?

>>151732684
It's Pedo State, come on man.

Be sure to take this home, canes

>>151729826
Booba tbqh familiams