Thread 151724125

Pesäpallo

legendary polish humor

dogshit thread

>>151724140
Hoenestly? Props

>>151716994
>>151716994
>>151716994

>>151724140
bless you

Do you condemn ciryl gane

You must disavow!

tom just post picture of him with fake parrot on arm! VERY FUNNY

cut this sniffy bum

>>151724258
no

aarrr it's me the cyclops - tom aspinall

Just closed my eye and pushed my finger where tom got poked, above the eye near the nose. Surprisingly it's easy to go "knuckle deep" past the first nail and it doesn't hurt at all. You can even squish your eye a little and it's fine lol
How bitch made is Tom?

>>151724367
ok but would you let an african do it?

will UFC provide Tom with a make-a-wish moment?

>>151724295
Per mio? Personalmente?

i just scratched my eyebrow and now i'm totally blind in both eyes. never again will i question tom aspinall's heart.

It has been over a decade since a native Finn fought in the UFC.

>>151724475
That's a sign of self respect.

>>151724367
yeah but you probably have normal eyes, Tom has little beady mutant eyes that offer no protection to all the nerves and brain stuff behind it, Ciryl basically plucked Tom's brainstem like a banjo string

>>151724475
We've been busy

>>151724544
doing what

>>151724367
dont try this bros, it creates mustard gasoline

>>151724557
This and that

welcome to the jungle

tom is fucking gay

T1 is so fucking annoying. they are the Khabib of LoL

tom should misspell a word or two each post to really sell it

>>151724528
Thats more to my point. He has deep set eyes and the finger can go back in the socket a lot further than you would think. Just try it right now lmao.
It would be worse for an asian that maybe doesnt have a brow ridge at all.

welcome to the jungle

jon is fucking gay

how does ganecord fit their dicks into those little cages??
that shit seems like it would hurt

>>151724475
so what? it's like Halley's Comet it's special. Do you need to see a comet every day? No, shut up

>>151724613
Kek

anneneneneneneee, neeee, now I cant see
>guitar

I was about to curse this refs name based point take

>>151724641
jon is a propa killer

How can the UFC possibly compete with ONE?

>>151724760
Well you see, UFC has more hunky colourdaddies while ONE is full of little azn boys.

>karate combat
>win belt off takedowns

you're telling me there's not a single image of "marcin tybura" and "mmaguru" in the same place at the same time...?

When it's all said and done only a real personality can be memed, like gooby for being white trash and not a billionaire tycoon, drake for being a jewish nonce and not a roadman, and tom aspinall for being a bit fat bitch and not a honey badger

>>151724797
Sam Alvey invalidated Karate Kombat I do declare

why would you make fun of this guy?

>>151724880
You know what, that thing on his chin is a good idea after all

>>151724880
He looks like a bo selecta mask

tom gave mmaguru galaxy throat

there's a one night tournament on KNOCK OUT! tonight. they generally do kickboxing fights but the Japs are always good for bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtbaykgSCHU
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/135153-the-knock-out-fighter-6

>>151724367
took one for the team and yeah... tomala sisters... its not looking good. in fact its pissing me off how much it doesnt hurt. gane didnt even go knuckle deep you could see his fingernail the whole time. fuck tom

>>151725083
bring on the malooms

Retained the belt, lost all aura.

>>151725111
witnessed
are you the guy who hates kody steele and aaron pico

How are bongs coping with Aspinall being the laughingstock of the MMA community?

>>151725083
>>151725111
about time

if malooms return to google search results im finna lol

>>151725154
beating their wives

>>151725083
Chatri bless, I'm on my last rizla shops not open for like 2 propably 3 hours

ME
FOOKEN
EYE

what's malooms

Joe rogan looks exactly like a penis

>>151725282
holy kino

>>151724367
you have small, feminine, wiry little fingers

one gane sausage finger might encompass your entire forearm

Francis Ngannou rifling malooms like dodgeballs at the heads of Cameroonian children

>>151725282
Why is daner allergic to a long ramp and quality presentation

gane could be the best in the world at any sport

aaron pico vs patricio pitbull, third fight from the top on an apex fight night. book it

Today I learned finnish penises look like zesty italian men

>>151725502
kek

>>151725341
>>151725389
the japs are based

hasbulla painted white albino sacrifice southern sudan luke thomas

>>151725423
patchy minx vs erick silva on a UFC: MACACOZIL ppv (co-main)

>>151725618
Isn't south sudan the one that's doing better this time I don't follow these leagues too closely

>>151725558
Just sugar plum joe my meng looks nothing like michael franzese or vito from sopranos for example

Gane fingered Tom because he respects women and couldn't tolerate disrespect to Nina.

tim sylvia vs eddie hall powerbrap Buffet Blasters 14
>steve mazeratti
"ARIGHT BRAPPER U READY? BRAPPER U READY? ARIGHTCOMEAWN BRANG IT ON"

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFFPFPPTPPFPT*
>Joe Chokin: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH *ejaculates on air*

Gane did not blind Tom, he merely showed him he would never be a champion. Levels. Speedruns. World Records.

Stop running Khabitch

Gane brainpoked Tom and directly manipulated his pineal gland and we all know from Stuart Gordon's 1986 classic From Beyond what dire consequences that can entail

car crash through school grounds classrooms destroyed multiple injuries suspect exited vehicle in clown costume luke thomas

Colby ain't gonna do nooooothing

>>151725660
i have no idea who the fuck erick silva is but yeah he dogwalks patrick

Tom "poked bitch" Aspinall

>>151726072
a guy who they kept calling a young brazilian prospect even though he was like 36 years old years ago

you now remember ufc middleweight champion khamzat chimaev

>>151726022
I'm not often impressed by the tastes of fellow heemsters

>>151726141
Props for being impressed

volkanski eat bugs make me fucking SICK

>>151726022
Yeah ain't reading that shit b I'll stick to the film starring Jeff Combs.

>>151726215
little faggots shouldn't have gotten in the way of a man's burger
survival of the fittest bitch

>>151725918
I miss Khabib. what a great era that was

>>151726264
I was talmbout the film

Gane poked tardspinal's brain and for a micro second the retard saw the cosmos as a whole and couldn't deal with it, shat his jocks, Bruce buffer commented about a faint smell of feces coming out of tom, this is the real reason why he cowered in fear.

>>151726022
I'm not watching your gay little movie

>>151726323
Too much candy

>>151726361
I was a young man once so I'm going to let it go this time but if you ever disrespect a Full Moon Features production again I will lay you the fuck out.

before Tom betrayed himself and UFC fans, he betrayed DC

ONE NIGHT 8 MAN MMA TOURNAMENT STARTING IN 5 MINUTES
limit is 60kg (132 lbs)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtbaykgSCHU

>I am inconvenienced, I do not want to fight anymore.
-modern day gladiator

>>151726422
MALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

And they wanted to nickname him honey badger!

>>151726422
Saving my zoot b

>>151726422
need to feed these zipperhead twinks my steaming hot American big mac sauce! I'M GONNA LO MEIN THEY SHIT DRAIN

>>151726463
faggot

>>151726476
fuck you

*claps*

>>151726332
>Implying Aspinall has a brain

We're all here, starting SOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtbaykgSCHU

HERE
WE
GO

thought about schaubing myself all day long today. mood so bad the apex card is all thats keeping me going.

>>151726463
fucking a shit encrusted man ass is very far from God's light

>>151726513
schaub means poop

bro that ring is like 12 x 12 lmao

>>151726515
I'm asserting dominance and my position as the wild one on TUF

brennan schaubu

GET ON WITH IT

what the fuck is MAROOMS

>>151726543
bro is all doinked up on nootropy cola for this one

MAROOMU????

>>151726556
finna rest my malooms on your forehead if you dont shut up

alright it's been like 30 seconds can the fights start

>>151726513
ffs someone get this nigga a copy of the heemtionary

How much brain damage do you need to have sustained before making retarded statements like this?

Or do you just have to be born retarded?

gonna fill these peking ducks up with hibachi cream

hiyase masono smelled like sake and incense

these refs are very disciplined

holy shid

>>151725347
I'm 6'1 and bigger hands than normal. I always win the hand size game. At least gane sized hands, I'm afraid.
No really, test it out! You don't have to tell me you did it, so it doesnt seem like I'm commanding you to do as I say. But try it and pretend you didn't...
See? Crazy huh?

PHWOAAAAAAAAAR

holy thighs

is that a female woman?????

why tf are random ring girls getting walked out

omg what is this JAV lineup

my clitty cage just backflip into fireplace!

2nd ones my type, theyre all my type anuyways.

>>151726596
He owned up to it respectably. Unlike faggotru

just tore my cock off

The one with the big tits is nice

god DAYUM

>>151726596
He just wanted the rub off mmaguru, essentially the mma media landscape is now aspinall=netanyahu, guru=trump and everyone else is a big tech ceo or a media company currying favor, it will collapse on itself like all helwani dreams

WAIT? y'all seriously watching random gook fights? Fr?

live from chuck e cheeesoooooo

this is so cute
it's like rizin jr

>>151726681
yea we are totally watching fights

>>151726668
I'd give her two inches of hard dick.

>>151726681
takes one to know one

>>151726681
yeah man, best heem nights are the slow ones with random fights on

which high school gymnasium they holding this in

who brought their dad?

If the top prize is around 6k then those ring girls must be getting paid like a couple hundred dollars

>>151726722
yours
>>151726726
you did

my money is on the nip dude

>>151726748
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMFG XDXDXD

>>151726742
It's an opportunity

>>151726742
they get paid in malooms, dumbass

>>151726763
Has she done anything good recently

>>151726763
wtf when did she become a pawg

>>151726781
She has some good work in reverse mount

Shit looks like tna

>>151726668
@iocos69 on twitter and instagram
you're welcome

>>151726822
Arigato

>>151726763
bitch

Blondie finna heem

kek

Fystic Finn

uh... heem dicky

Gable Steveson unironically heems most of the UFC heavyweight division. He would be too fast for them.

heem retchy

heem right in the blurred out penisuu

The aspinall meta has made it to the orient

Sushi date was a success wild living room sex was had

heem puke buckety

is throwing up after nut shots an asian thing? I've only ever seen it here and in anime.

>>151726897
what's his name?

>>151726897
oh yeah? whats the guy you had sex with's name?

>>151726897
turn off pornhub.

>>151726897
Was he gentle

ROIGHT IN THE FOOKIN' MALOOM

>>151726909
idk but its crazy how culture affects shit like this

>WINNER
lmao

I CAN'T FOKKEN PEE

are they really rewarding this guy with a win for blasting the other dude's nuts???

Nippon understand that if you cannot continue then you are the loser.

>>151726897
can I guess his name? Randall? You had sex with a guy named Randall? faggot!

>>151726932
japs are based, in japan gane would be champ and tom would be recommended seppuku

>>151726909
moreno nearly vomited after figgy heem nuttied him

>>151726943
An honor based society bongs wouldn't understand

why does the winner have to sit in the cuck ball

>>151726939
>>151726943
holy shit gane would thrive in KO

>>151726897
turn on my monitor

>>151726948
dirty diaper FREAKS aren't allowed in other countries

>>151726964
well then why did they let you in here?

>>151726957
don't dislespect the maloom

The japanese seem to like their clownstep and jump up

>>151726998
yeah at some point they ditched the gong and the little fucked up guitar and never looked back

they should make ring outs legal like virtua fighter

>>151726776
>looks into it
Apparently a lot of feet, especially sole stuff. And the occasional vid, including an UPS one. But nothing spectacular

>>151726681
Let you in on a little secret. We don't actually watch that crap. We just pretend to watch that crap to humble the 'we dont watch that crap' posters when they get too uppity saying they don't watch that crap, even though they're the ones who probably watch a little bit of that crap secretly, I'm dearly afraid...

>>151727042
turn on your monitor b
you've looped around like 6 times in your own head

>>151726504
why does the commentator keep saying "solid snake"?

>>151726763
had to image search her, she looks nothing like she did before wtf

>>151727013
Just odd to hear that obnoxious pendulum sound 20 years after it went bad they have similar weird dated tastes in other genres too it's peculiar
>>151727041
Shame she's not getting younger and has a gift

>>151727042
i say both but dont watch that crap so youre only 75% correct

THERE SHEEEEEE GOOOOOOOES
THERE SHE GOES AGAAAAAAAAAIN

what the hell just happened?

Wait what happened

HOW CAN I RASE ME SON IF I CANT EVEN SEE
>sad violin plays
>black and white DRAMATIC AI video of Tom shaking a cup outside Mukbar's Kebab
MORGAN FREEMEN: He followed his dream, but it turned into a nightmare. He saw a beautiful future ahead of him until he could no longer see.
>Aspinall crying while pajeet doctor shakes his head
M. FREE-MAN: But sometimes when there's nothing but darkness, that's when a man truly begins to see.
>uplifting hobbit music
>Tom learning braille with some cartoon turtle
>close-up of filed teeth son screaming and smiling in a well
This December, open your eyes and take it all in as Aspinall stars in My Retarded Eyes (rated G for gay)

>>151727111
this dood rdr'd

jesus fuck, pull yourself together

are these fights cursed

U-NEXT

>>151727116
I'm thinking for the upmarket audience we could do 'waiting for godot' but it's 'waiting for Jon Jones' starring andy aspinall and tom aspinall

>>151727111
>>151727115
It's strange. It was all strange...

the kickboxing fights were better last time we watched this

looks like he quit on the stool

>>151727124
>>151727148
>dis is currrsed
>dat is currrsed

>>151727155
based

KEK post fight celebration theme is like a knockoff of the PooFC up-next jingle.

Thomas "tom" aspinall is currently beating his nagging hag with only 25% vision and you're all watching some asians vomit around a octagonal ring

japanese MMA

HEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEMUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HEEM BODY

you shouldn't be allowed to wear those muay thai water wings
that shit is distracting

yeah I'm heeming my meng to JAVs tonight

>>151727213
only for fools

>>151727223
what's his name?

>>151727223
This but kay hansen on the cruise ship with the neighbors banging the wall when she's too loud iykyk

>>151727155
>>151727166
extremely based
memory unlocked. you guys are awesome
brendan fraser, rachel weisz and john hannah were amazing in both movies

>>151727231
>kay hansen on the cruise ship with the neighbors banging the wall when she's too loud

>>151727232
time to run it back

>>151727232
first two mummy movies are kino

Stricklandesque

damn these orientals fight like it's the contender series

HEEEEEEEEM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

THROATPIE DANA UNTIL IT BLOWS OUT HIS ASS. K̛͔̐̚-o/''''\_<<<

damn kid got fucked UP

>>151726504
Why the japs gotta sit on them big balls after they win? Is this a road to rizin type feeder promotion?

>>151727327
More like rizin to the occasion with these ring skirts iykwim

GOOFY AHH HEARTLET HEEMS

>>151727327
more like chode to rizin lmao those things are fuckin thick

Gay ass rizla dispensary is only open in an hour at least the japanese fight honorably and the heems have started flowing

>>151727337
>>151727347
Is this a thing for all japanese mma? Fighter wins and has to sit on an advert stamped on a tiny toy chair /stuffed animal/bouncy chode?

These ring girls are a real peaches delight

Ganein' on these hoes like I've got money to spare
Ganein' on these hoes like my ass is bare

>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity
>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing
>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't conceal her disgust
>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair
>links up with Khabitch, acts all buddy budy with him instead of heeming the cunt
>gets his shit pushed in in the fight
>Gane is jabbing Tom's nose off him
>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally
>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit
>robs Gane of the belt
>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year
>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage
>among other things, claims the fight should've ended in disqualification of an honorable man he just robbed
>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs
>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act
>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels turn on him, including current and former fighters
There has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions, even McGregor had it better after losing to Khabitch
His only chance to redeem himself at this point is to gouge his eyes Oedipus-style to prove the damage was actually serious and win the rematch in 15 seconds or less.

imagine how big gane would be in japan

>>151727422
stfu dude gook fist is on

>>151727422
stop spamming, retard
you posted this already

>>151727414
remember to respect the Japanese tradition of prostitutions

This tattooed miscreant is getting beaten like tom's wife rn albeit more clearly
>>151727422
Not the time cuh

>clinch knee to the bag
kongo-esque

>>151727441
COPE

>>151727463
>>151727296
shut the fuck up faggot
we're watching the fights

wher do u guys get ur mma news from?
for me its full mount mma

>>151727484
I frickin love MMA Joey

>>151727484
/heem/

>>151727484
Dana R White

>>151727482
I think you're a faggot and you should kys

eye pokes aren't a problem for these guys

>>151727484
gane psychically implants all mma news into my head a few hours before it breaks

>>151727138
I want to see Aspinall go one on one with the GENETY FREAK

>>151727484
i tap into the ethereal plane of consciousness

>>151727422
just how shit are volkov and pavlobitch

>>151727523
heh

>>151727537
Pavlovich is the next HW champ kid

>>151727548
gane murders that fat retard

>>151727194
Luke might be the coolest person that has ever lived

>>151727537
Back from your wank?
>>151727529
I want to see SS work both andy and tommy in a handicap match dedicated naturally to tom's son

>>151727565
luke suckcockhold could have been a sex symbol but he decided to get knocked out and humiliated by several men instead

>>151727581
It's called being a real one something you just could not understand I lament

>>151727562
Cope

>>151727565
Cool people don't hit this pose

>>151727578
Tom's son will be dangling in a cage above the ring, when Steiner wins he helps Aspy down and then snaps him in half with a steiner liner for major inbred British heat

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM

China number 1

heeeemaruuuuuuuuu

>>151727620
Retard on a pole match would be absolute gigadimes

>they're watching some 40kg gooks heem each other on Saturday
Many such cases

>>151727615
gane manhandles sergei easy
you are the one who's coping
all the strong russians died in the wars
fat dumbasses like him can't fight

right on

>>151727655
Toveri it started with a heem nutty that caused vomiting and the "fouler" won since he could continue this is good stuff

>>151727655
>heemsters watching heems
cry about it?

>>151727655
you'd get raped by jacked Taiwanese boys

Mma math says gane beat volkov who beat pav though anything can happen when 130kg is swinging at you

>>151727653
million dollar man forcing a blind Tom to eat dog food while Jones throws his son in a big sack with a money sign on it

>even other fighting promotions are calling out Tomala
They absolutely bodied the mentally ill freak

YA SEE TOM, ASPESALL I HEAR YOUR BOY'S BRAIN GOT A LITTLE DRAIN, WHAT I'M SAYIN IS HE'S A MORON JUST LIKE HIS STUPID ASS DAD

>>151727659
Pavlovich is very well rounded, he has a chance against Gane if he grapples.
Gane is my second favourite HW but he does have holes in his game

>>151727680
They'd only be able to rape my dick with their bussy

>>151727695
Aspinall getting bullied backstage by mid 90s hbk

>>151727703
asspainal is a disgrace to the sport and should play football, they love doing that faggot shit

>>151727703
Bisping is jumping ship by next friday I'm calling it now

>>151727713
>ohh no hahaha I like gane haha he could lose though
weak, fuck off
gane rapes pav just like he owned tomala

>>151727703
It makes sense cause the coward of manchester broke the Warrior's code as per Jon Jones especially for a heavyweight, it's supposed the strongest division, with the rat coward it cemented hw as inferior even bantamweight or flyweight, you never see those manlet cowering in fear like pussyspinal

Dynamite Kid slapping up aspinall in front of the locker room

MALOOOOOOOOMUUUUUUUUUUUU

HEEM STOPPY

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM

They (the skirts) are so cute!

the chesty one has got to be under 5'

>>151727742
We'll see, I'm not going to spend any more of my time arguing with a mentally ill down syndrome retard chimp faggot like you

hell yeah
bro got all four sluts

>>151727691
Absolutely

>>151727776
Giwtwm

Gane beats every heavyweight
(he outstretches his fingers on the retreat and pokes all of them in the eye) (unintentional btw)

>>151727805
lets keep it realy playa, everything is intentional. defend yourself at all times baby

Another fighter called out ass pain anal

>>151727805
I assume you cried this much over lesnar beating hunt

>>151727776
Asian bitches be chopped af
Mentally ill freaks

>>151727840
The mental illness is what attracts me

>>151727852
White girls are hot on top of being mentally ill desu

>>151727893
Best promoter in the world

yeah no thanks ivan I'll stick to yellow women

>>151727893
bald turd

>>151727893
We will never know the particulars of what made daner r white leave boston that fateful year of 1992

>>151727893
why isn't danaher wearing his rash guard?

>>151727901
>>151727923
>>151727955
>>151727969

>>151728001
Koscheck might just be the most underrated fighter of all time

>>151728014
I think he was rated right where he was supposed to be. prototype big right hand big double leg wrestlecan, never learned much more than that and kept getting heemed cause he thought he was a boxer after 1 or 2 kos

anyone catch the maloom website?

>>151728143
I beg your pardon

>>151724125 (OP)
Former UFC fighter Makhmud Muradov? Whatever happened to him

>>151728230
What kind of discussion do you hope to foster with an image such as this? Find god

>>151728239
Its just Muradov in his beginning and what he had to do to make money as a young MMA fighter

>>151728219
whats the website to purchase a maloom
it was googleable last time but not anymore

Bro is an Oktagon champ now, but experienced severe twink death .. is it worth it? losing your twink looks to fulfill your dream

>>151728251
Tried spelling it maroom?

>>151728263
yeah nothing

>>151728265
I'm getting a load of tents

>>151728269
its marooms lol
https://marooms.jp/

>>151728265
https://knockoutkb.com/2025/10/29/20639/
Maybe this will help but I heem skirts so I can't read a word how similar is it to taiwanese

>>151728251
you have to find them out in the wild

>>151728292
topuria, pussy boy, random dude
pol pot? chetr butr pan, pol pot

so petr yans dad is half chinese, quarter georgian quarter russian and his mom is russian?

>>151728285
Nice, they look a bit menacing to me

>>151728308
pure russian, was only fed egg rolls as a kid though

>>151728308
Used to be that alaska was inhabited by millions of pyotr yans before the liberals got involved

>>151728315
why cant he check leg kicks

>>151728320
alaskan bush people..

>>151728309
this shit is fucking ugly, what the hell is this

>>151728361
Something ive seen in the anals of one Bohammed Nigger, methinks mayhap

durdenbros.. wtf

>>151728413
when you realize you're gettin paid to play basketball

>>151728321
doesn't want to

>>151728386
I thought he was going to be Champ

Kek Keith peterson and cruz have the same type of personality

Wow no mention of cruz or ozempic

cruz ozempic

>>151728471
In the Keith peterson podcast I mean

>>151728471
turn off your browser history b

>>151728491
the what

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me wherever I fall
You say it best, when you say nothing at all

Dominick Cruise was an fat fag fuck?

>>151728502
https://youtu.be/VY3JLoXBHQk?si=1PnBmJ1GVOC6umMF

New ref and commission meeting regarding eye pokes next week confirmed by Herb
Welcome to the NBA flop era.
Tommy couldn't just be a man and poke him back. Now even fake, non eye pokes are gonna cause the opponent to flop and pretend he's been poked every round.
MMA is officially over. It's truly dead.

>>151728513
>1 hr 27 min
bullet points please

>>151728510
yeah I'm a fat fuck
I like a fag fuck

>>151728518
beautiful finnish woman

>>151728518
antichrist
archenemy
aspinall

Remembering the heavyweight GOAT

Della Maddalena will brutally heem Makhachev in front of Khabib

If Tomala fucks off to pillow tap, literally nobody will care.

>>151728585
Chills

The Chris Weidman Interview

>>151728656
Nobody, including boxing promoters. Don't know if the dad is stupid enough to think that Fury gets paid a gorrillian dollars therefore thats what ttom will get paid? He's only big in the UK so to get a le payday, he could only be a B side to a big name HW. He wouldnt fight Fury, he wouldnt fight AJ and if he did he would get smoked now that his sloppy pure boxing has been exposed more. Even that fight wouldnt be a money fight. He's not a big enough of a name to get Usyk's attention.
He prides himself in not having a personality or promoting fights, therefore none of the legit big boxers would want anything to do with him.
It's just the dumbest thing he could have said on fight week.

>>151728688
that it is

Ready for another great day with Tom Aspinall as our UFC Heavyweight Champion #AndStill

Wells kino today

>>151724155
Jesus Christ? Is that supposed to be his wife? Kek

wtf happened he's dead

My cat might be a fake one with zero good wins. :-(

imagine owning a fucking cat hahaha

>>151728848
No one owns a cat

is Gane worship a symptom of toxoplasmosis?

Do you think Dana was happy that Ngannou's kid died?

>>151728848
*heems you*

>>151728859
@grok is this real

Tonight's card is amazing! Thanks Dana
>>151728733

Jerramiah Wells is fighting today after being off for 2 years. A top guy who just hadn't made it into the top 10 yet. And nobody is talking about it.
That's how you know this is a casuals playground

is there even a better striker than him in the poofc?

>>151728985
You are my playground

Very bold of Khamzat yo share something about the situation in Sudan, considering he owes his current livelihood and home to the UAE princes

how many bongs

>>151728998
am afraid..

>>151729011
What shall to do first?

how many bongs I asked

>>151729142
Who's the skirt 22 here it starts

>>151729142
Is this like a porn intro or what?

>>151729020
Chimaev is a nomad at heart, he will just move to Qatar, Turkey or his true spiritual homeland, Mongolia.
If I'm being real all UAE influencers are coping hard on twitter so bringing attention to the situation in Sudan is respectable from Chimaev, didn't expect this from him

>>151729142
>uggo
:(
>uggo but japan
:o

>>151728518
reminder that it is never too late to become a knuckchad

Should I heem him?

L E V E L

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761995861939028.webm

>>151729290
All jap girls are uggos. All asian girls are uggos in fact. White girls reign supreme

>got to my gym
>halloween decorations
Retarded cuck ahh shit ngl, ruskies will NEVER stop loving Americans, even if they dropped a nuke on us the average Russian would still worship America

>>151728518
Anglojews hate God

Reddit is shitting on Pereira for calling ass pain anal a bitch

>>151729392
It's level

>>151729432
poohand been dead to me ever since he started chamaposting im glad reddit has been forced to turn on their boy

tom? I hardly know her

Have Volk, Makhachev, Topuria, Chimaev, JDM, Pantoja and Merab weighed in on this issue? We need top fighter of this sport to clear this up. Also interested in what Borralho, Lopes and Hooker think about this.

Saddest part of all of this?
Hasbulla ducked Abdu Rozik.

>heem is still seething about the eye poke on norma dumont fight week
this is a gay general

Why is that general so dead ?

>>151729493
Since ethhnic beefs died down it hasnt been going well...

>>151728795
Yeah Kobe never stood a chance

>>151729493
Asspainanal bitches commited mass sudoku after losing the eypoke war

>>151729493
There's no good fights until 322

>>151729347
>I AM A WARRIOR OF ALLAH HIS MIGHTY SWORD SHA-oh shit is that a camera

>>151729511
>poked in the eye and finished immediately

>>151729511
bro thinks he's chama

>>151729511
Took it like a man

>>151729550
He did took it

Aw helll naw

>>151729437
Looks unironically like my mom

Timbo Gorimbo will heem

>>151729572
Your mom is an outstanding lady.

>>151729600
>your state of just knowingness intensifies

>>151729483
Imagine the claps

>>151729483
Why is her body so immodest?

Thunderous

Belal heems pussman

>>151729635
HNNNNNNNNNNNG my swedish tism queen with the nice new haircut

>>151729145
her name is super spark mugi 63angel

Gane country

>>151729653
Lovely lady

>>151729635
o paddy da badddyy

>>151729493
is that the big dick ramon guy that fucks all the trannies?

>>151729347
Damn what a fucking freak kill them all NOW!

>>151729787
that's the fourth or fifth edit he's made of it he exposes more eye each time probably trying to gauge if there's a kindred reprobate here

Hi, do ya'll want to hear my picks?

tom's weakness has killed mma forever

Tom’s greatness saved MMA forever

>Tom gets Champion® sponsorship deal
>Champion® starts a run in Target (gay Wal-Mart)
>Tom becomes a whiny bitch faggot

>>151729635
Anyone got good porn of this bitch

>>151729892
No I think she's a political activist I don't recall her doing porn.

In Japan if a guy accidentally gets kicked in the balls and started puking he loses the fight

>>151729892
She's not like that

>>151728518
Topic of the meeting: do we really have to pay fighter purse for a NC?

>>151729635
Greta is based, the mere mention of her sends boomers into uncontrollable fit of rage with their mouths frothing and everything

...

I'm undecided on scran and open to suggestions

we need more of this

>>151730014
Kinda gay

>>151730014
Nigga you a faggot

How long until she can't stand the screaming at home from both Tom and Jr

>>151730014
this was the moment i knew pantoja would win. sometimes the fight is over before it starts.

>>151726897
code?

It's strange because he behaves like the retard from mice and men around wominge and has an imported p*le back home

>>151726897

Hey man, don't take my shtick.
On my way to meet her now. I don't even eat Sushi but I'm going to make sure we get some and then have sex in in of our living rooms

>>151730102
Post more

Tom Asspenis

Boss hog needs feeding tobias

>>151730120
I shouldn't because you never co-operate but I'm in a not such bad mood today

Guess ethnicity

>reposting from /soc/
smdh just post heems if you want to make next OP

>>151730102
>>151730144
>>151730168
I'm impressed, very impressed, is she danish

>>151730195
>>151730168
Is there a particular reason you choose an MMA thread to edge each other off multiple times a day?

Lol czech I didn't look at the uniform
>>151730224
You heem homeless meng (brown) for nickels

>>151730234
*for free

She must be quite tall but her physique isn't all alien like that australian wmma thing you freaks post sometimes

>>151730168
>Trans

Nigga

>>151730234
Even when you dirty talk you can't help but mention colored penis

>>151730275
But enough about Clozapig's boyfriend

>>151730281
Turn your monitor on instead of homeless meng

>>151730312
Such a cute couple you guys are!

>>151730195
I thought you'd guess Spanish or something similar. Czech.

I'd ask who you've got for later but who really cares ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Can't wait for the whitehouse Smackdown

>>151730331
This isn't your two dads group chat

>>151730262
Kek I'll never understand people with this mentality. Work on doing better yourself, making me seem like I'm doing worse doesn't aid you

>>151730335
See >>151730234
I realized eventually I'm very stoned, not making picks after aspinpooh robbed me

>>151730338
Its also not the 40 year old dirty talking its mandingo group chat

>>151730351
He's talmbout the ad behind her T
>>151730356
You would know

>>151730368
Is this better?

>>151730374
Phwoar

>>151730224
You're allowed to join in too, gosh. Be nice

>>151730400
>>151730400
>>151730400

>>151730368
Oh, well that's pretty childish and pointless, didn't even take note of it.
Trans jahahahahah

>>151730014
Me in the back, awkwardly shifting back and forth