Thread 151761217

Leafs getting RAKED lol

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DRAKE IS SHORT FOR DAY OF THE RAKE

CANADA + ___???___ = CANUCK

id rather a pistol pete than this shit

RBL bros

not like this

This team will be great once healthy*

>*May or may not ever happen in your lifetime

>>151761217 (OP)
My ass hurt so bad for three days straight and I couldn’t figure out what it was. I thought it was cancer… Right on my cheek. It hurt every time I sat down. Then I looked at my ass in the mirror. It turns out I had a piece of gum stuck to my ass! I must have fallen asleep naked chewing gum and taken it out in my sleep, and then rolled onto the gum! It hurt so bad taking it off because of all the ass hair that was stuck to the gum! I popped it back in and chewed it. It tasted like everything I had eaten the last three days! It gave me an idea for a new product: gum you stick up your ass and you can experience a week of meals in one piece of gum! Somebody get me Willy Wonka on the phone

>>151761362
>Thinks lebron is the goat
>Thinks Zion's college season was goated
This explains why you can't see why Flagg sucks
Your love LOSERS
Why do you hate winning ?

Cold part about it, nigga got smoked by a fiend
Tryin' to floss on him, blind to a broken man's dream

>>151761217 (OP)
Which part of LA are you lads from

>>151761483
Well anyone? I call it Ass Gum! Or actually, Meal Gum, like lembas bread from Lord of the Rings! Haha. Everyone who chews Meal Gum must be on a strict regimen of antibiotics however, due to the E Coli particles… man, I really thought of everything!

>>151761388
>I don’t even rate tatum that highly but you’re nuts if you think flagg could be a better playmaker than him.
Flagg has much better natural playmaking instincts than Tatum. It took years for Tatum to develop that part of his game. Compare their college stats for proof. Flagg averaged double the assists with fewer turnovers, while being significantly younger. Flagg was a lot better than Tatum in college.

>>151761491
LeBron is 1 or 2. You can debate it if you want. I don't have a strong opinion. It doesn't change the point I was making at all.

And Zion's college season is unmatched in terms of his combination of scoring volume and efficiency. He has the highest single season BPM on record. Maybe Kareem had better seasons or something but that was a completely different era of basketball and hard to compare.

I want someone to love me, like leaf loves Flagg.
It means even if I failed everyday I could still count on getting sucked off

honestly fuck that canada nigga that defends flagg, bum ass nigga

>>151761801
>lebumbum getting ratiod by carusjokerstopper

warriors couldnt handle the boy

>>151761769
>A guy with 2.7 rings and elevated JJ Barrea into the top 2,000 players list in NBA history is at least the second best player all time
Again, what is your issue with victory?

>>151761787
>says the obsessed curryfag

hate these niggas even more now

>>151761865
You're trying to turn this into a LeBron debate which is something I don't care about. Good luck.

>>151761959
You're the one who said LeBron was top 1 or 2
A just man such as myself is obligated to fight lies whenever and wherever he sees them

>>151762023
Alright, list your top-10 all-time then.

>steven curry has bad game
>gaymond dreen aka pass the ball to steven man has 1 assist
hmmm

>Mark Walter after the Dodgers won back to back world series:
>"I'm not done yet."
NBA is in trouble

>>151762063
>list your top-10 all-time then

Giddey is good now?

Anime

>>151762178
This guy has all the capability
But likes going down without a fight
Curry has a lot of bad games
He's human
BUT at least he shoots the ball in those bad games
Winning sometimes mean schucking up bricks and lots of them
Butler is content sometimes to just pass to bums instead of shooting

>>151762368
Giddey was always good
He was just timid

>>151762455
>it's the guy who most recently joined's fault again
damn this happened earlier than expected
hopefully it continues
maybe gaymond/butler fight within 2 weeks

>>151762493
butler would have drays bussy leakin

>>151762493
In my mind when I was typing that post, I was envisioning Jimmy's no shows in Miami
He's still that same guy that sometimes no shows in Golden State
He's a weird player
He's not a bitch
He's not a guy who doesn't give a fuck
He's had legendary games
But sometimes he just goes invisible and it's not cowardice
It's weird to pin down what happens to him

>>151762578
he has a woman's mental
if he feels like he's not appreciated then he will have a total meltdown
but not like a man, like a woman
silent treatment type shit

I need wemby's pussy in my bbc

>>151762178
shut the fuck up retard

>>151762731
shaq would never let two midgets maul him like this

>rockets now 3-2

we comin for that ass pooper fagg

>>151762731
What was the call here? Westbrook obviously just wanted to foul without the possibility of the and 1. Please don't say a flagrant 1...

>>151762891
Giannis got a flag 1 for attempting to hip toss westbrook.

yawnis cant win with these cats

>Cooper Flagg now has the worst FG% (37.3%) and the worst plus-minus (-69) of any starter in the league
Pooper bros...

does /nba/ have spics like /mlb/?

>>151762731
clamped by westSTRENGTH

This is sickening

Will LeBum beg the doyers to let him be in their parade again because he never got a parade for his Mickey Mouse bubble title?

>>151763153
God I hope p diddy puts on a great show! I'll bring my own lube this time

I don't ask
For much these days
And I don't bitch and whine
If I don't get my way

How fucking dogshit is the grizzlies organization kek. Scapegoated Dillon Brooks. Now scapegoating Ja Morant. These retards deserve nothing. Bring the franchise back to Vancouver.

Perfect Unity
/Los Angeles/

reminder that literally nobody cares about kawhi's under the table payments and he totally got away with it

Another championship for Magic

The Dodgers give Magic his 16th title

Magic still out here getting rings meanwhile Kobe is in the dirt.

>>151763415
GOAT shit

>>151763415
hes also responsible for the lakers only ring. pelinka blew up his team and now they're nothing but bawb shit

>>151763415
All of Kobe's accolades like Murray, Tatum, and SGA have been winning chips in his memory. Kobe won.

The Trailblazers are averaging 22 opponent turnovers a game. I know it's only six games into the season, but that is fucking insane.

>>151763778
Sounds like the Thunder last season when they were averaging more steals than turnovers

>>151761217 (OP)
Pain

Cooper Flagg

>>151764239
Grim.

>>151764239
He's just seems like a 15 and 7 guy.
Maybe he will turn into a 23 and 7 guy someday.
Hopefully for him he becomes a great passer.

>>151763778
They were proping up the new coach so they can coverup as Billup's coaching is ass and not that fading the team he coached.

Ohtani - 2 years in LA 2 rings
LeBron - 8 years in LA 1 ring

>>151764239
Numbers seem okay until you see that FG%

Why did Vladdy wear a Laffs jersey? Doesn't he know the lore?

>Luka looks happier than ever since he came to the US

who would have thought. thanks, Nico

Watching the World Series made me realize dynasty is actually good for the sports. Everyone will tune in for a chance to see the dynasty lose.

>>151764724
Nico won...at making Luka happy

>>151762928
Finally some good officiating

>>151764483
you just know bron the narcissist is jealous af

>>151764988
>$53m for fucking nothing
the team doesn't need him, fuck off already

>>151763105
lmao

>>151763105
Which way, lightskin men?

>>151765083
Here's the post.

>>151765083
>>151765099
When will people realize you can't turn a whore into a housewife?

>>151765099
These negroes all pass around the same shitty women.

are these two getting married?

it will be a long loong hard season for us warrior chads

>>151765395
theyre so cvte

>“The Stars’ terrorist conduct is a hindrance to both teams, the Arena, the City, and the hundreds of thousands of fans the Arena opens its doors to every year,” the Mavericks’ injunction states.
https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/stars/2025/11/01/dallas-stars-mavericks-mavs-nhl-nba-american-airlines-center-lawsuit/
This is funny coming from this Mavs ownership

>>151761339
Nanook of the North was a silent film about an eskimo whale hunter. It became a meme in the US to call Canadians "Nanook" back in the 1930s because of the film.
Basically "canuck" is is a polite way to say "snow nigger"

>>151765621
Epic

>>151764239
Somebody said all summer he’d be a better 18 year old than LeBron based on college stats and 5 mins with the Olympic team

last night really exposed to me how many americans on here are acutally mexicans

Felt good to be a Mavericks fan at the beginning of the season, now it feels bad.

>>151762830
Post more of her feet

Finnish incel coach is ruining Ja's career.

>>151766091
all hes doing is holding him accountable and being a good coach and Ja cant take it. Ja is a quitter who peaked at 22.

ja morshit got buck broken by tuoMASSA

>>151766076
Nigga, who are you? Stealin' my flag and shiet.

>>151766076
based

>>151765801
Kek

I had a dream I met Cooper Flagg at Walmart, kept asking where I was before I got there. had a nice burrito with cheese on it. he was shorter than me and dressed like a wigger. also sadie crowell and another woman where on a ladder outside the building. it was late dusk, about to be night

Lord forgive me, the hennessy got me not knowin how to act

>>151767072
LeHenny

Is it just me is the quality of this general pretty high this year? Since the season started?

>>151767110
No more thread ‘characters,’ sparse race wars, just hoops

Let's go pellies

>>151761217 (OP)
as someone who grew up playing basketball I gotta admit baseball was more fun to watch. I fucking hate free throw merchants so much. Guys like SGA ruined the NBA.

Who brought Dennis Rodman to Finland in the 5th of November in 2005?

>>151767420
:(

my favorite player is washed
im washed
its never been more over

>>151764845
yeah no shit retard

>>151764988
he'll write a tweet making it about him if he hasn't already

Cooper Flagg has never missed a free throw in his career. He's 21/21. Luka Donshit has NEVER hit 20 straight free throws in his life. It shows that Flagg has some special shooting touch. We could be looking at a more athletic Larry Legend. How do y'all cope with that?

And please remember, Flagg is 1 year younger than Luka when entering the league. You have to wait until next season to compare Flagg's stats to rookie Luka's stats.

>>151767941
He needs to foulbait until he's strong enough to finish at the rim well, but the ft% is why I'm sure his shot will come around.

Canada is so pathetic. I know for a fact this jeet tranny simps for Gaylen and Gayson because his shit country never wins shit.

>>151767941
your posts are so cringe they give me second hand embarrassment. you try to be funny but you come off as braindead

>>151767941
He could also be a Jordan Poole or Danilo Gallinari

>>151768308
I'm not trying to be funny. I'm stating facts. Sorry if that upsets you.

>>151763105
https://youtube.com/shorts/zjXI514hBko?si=WV2pCqyN9rrwzKez

>>151768308
Also, braindead? I'm literally the highest IQ person here except perhaps UK who is also high IQ. Most people here are retards like you.

>>151761217 (OP)
I would've actually been rooting for the blue jays if Canadians weren't so insufferable and jeet loving
Glad to see emperor Yamamoto win it, though

>>151768381
>>151768428
proving my point. thanks

>>151768628
You're obviously just mad that I said something negative about Luka.

>>151768783
even worse:
>23 seasons

KOBE DA GOAT

>>151763778
soiunds the exact same as the thunder refball last year. the nba is a rigged joke.

>>151762731
two man, one ball

>>151769863
refs have in general been allowing a fuck ton of handchecking, literal retarded meaningless rule that doesnt mean anything but at the same time i almost understand.

when i see retarded players like kuminga doing hop eurosteps, and spins so that they dont actually have to dribble the ball to get to the hoop and can just cheat their way to the rim and do the most braindead simple jump abusing their athleticism while shirking the need to actually be skilled. then theres a fundamental problem with the rules of the sport and its not balanced properly.

im almost certain now that all the problems regarding officiating and fouling comes from the fact that nobody who is currently in charge of the NBA has any idea what this sport was created for/meant to be, and so theres an extreme imbalance between offense and defense that has to be compensated in equally unbalanced ways.

Cade Cunningham last night:
21 points on 7/16
18 assists, zero turnovers
6 rebounds
3 steals

I hope the Mavs continue to lose and then draft Bennett Stirtz

Curry cost the Warriors the game last night, 18 in the first half 6 in the second clamped in the 4th quarter we need more darkskin dudes on the team

life's not fair

meal

>>151770509
What is that

>>151770509
bro eating the substance

>>151770509
They feed this to people in the gulag.

>>151770537
creamy mushroom slop and rice

>>151770509
jeetslop

>>151770509
Literally eating goyslop. White people are so weird

>>151770782
Wypipo don't eat stuff like that. That's a brown man.

>>151770846
Dude is drinking orange cream coke. No person of color is drinking that crap

>>151770537
>>151770577
>>151770685
>>151770705
>>151770782
it's not his. he constantly posts pictures he finds on reddit

mental illness is one hell of a drug

>>151770883
People of color will literally eat or drink anything in front of them, including insects and animal feed. They have zero standards.

>>151770933
White people are the only people I have seen that eat chocolate covered bugs. Get the fuck out of here

>mat mcclung raped the warriors
Steph Curry biggest fraud of all time

>>151771009
*2nd biggest next to LeBitch

Is it safe to say that he'll never get another max contract now?

>>151770886
Stop ruining the immersion you dumb grinch

>>151771109
He'll get a big contract in China, they're gonna build him a statue right next to Starbury's

>>151771109
>point who can't shoot in modern nba

I really have no fucking idea how people keep hyping up dead roles in the current league. If your 1st option can't shoot or pass you ain't winning shit.

>>151770970
Cope. Maybe 1 out of 1000 whites will eat a cricket at a carnival. Bugs are a staple of diet of most non-whites.

>>151770970
Cope. Maybe 1 in 1000 whites have eaten a cricket at a carnival. Bugs are a staple in the diet of most non-whites.

>>151771364
>>151771429
take your mental retardation back to /pol/ or the twitter comments section under Elon's tweets

>>151770886
Ah, I was especially sold because of the coke can having French writing on it and the poster being a leaf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KSszWZDRyM

Ball is life

>>151771440
Mind your business, curryjeet.

>>151771503
That's ironic coming from a self-hating jeet kek

>>151771503
>>151771530
prakash and rajesh play nice

>>151771530
I posted my meal yesterday which included two full big boy glasses of milk. I drink milk every day thanks to my superior digestion abilities. You can't do that without your ass exploding.

Patty Cuckitini

>>151771009
matt mcclung DNP (did not punkout)

>>151771530
I posted my meal yesterday which included two full big boy glasses of milk, thus proving I'm white. I drink milk every day thanks to my superior digestion abilities. You can't do that without your ass exploding.

>>151771940
Ok Pajeet. Anything else?

Remember when niggers tried to cancel Josh Giddey for being white and handsome? Pepperidge Farms remembers

>>151771997
“Giddey slept with a willing 16 year old!”
Meanwhile niggers: https://amsterdamnews.com/news/2011/12/16/sex-abuse-rampant-and-silent-in-the-black/

Ja Morant, you are a Toronto Raptor!

>>151771009
McClung didn’t even play apparently Quentin Jackson starts for the Pacers now

Ja haters are the dumbest apes on the planet

i never rated temetrius

>>151766136
He still has more playoff minutes than Zion

My career and life as a whole is an objective failure.

rate this draft

>>151773569
I see you too are a Pelicans fan

>>151767941
I agree, Flagg's upside is unreal. He could even be as good as Luka Doncic.

>>151773569
Chris Paul....

>>151772594
He has never been a top 5 PG nor has he led the team to any kind of success.
What do you expect people to respect after a certain point?

>>151773579
Crazy that this undersized PF ended up being significantly better than half of the guys drafted ahead of him.

heh...my Spurs are so back. Finally we can watch beautiful basketball again.

Mark Walter, we need you to use your black magic and bring back Lakers Excellence once and for all.

>>151772594
he makes the league fun unironically, shit would be boring without him

HAHAHA GET FUCKED IDIOT

emsneed bros

Coopsisters…what do we do now?

Morant will win a title in Miami

>>151774383
Riley and Spo only go for guys play defense

>>151774313
We simply wait. We wait and we take note of all the haters and doubters. Because when Coop inevitably turns it around and starts playing like an elite two-way player that we know he is, that will be the time to rub it in their ugly faces. And it will be glorious. And it will be just.

>>151774467
Spo will make him into prime Allen Iverson

>>151774485
Wait for him to shoot 38%

>>151774494
To many injuries. His upside is nuggets Allen Iverson.

>>151774530
That’s a good roleplayer, better than what the Heat have been doing at PG for a decade

If Flagg were to become a 6'9 Jimmy Butler, with a reliable 3pt jumpshot and better rebounding, help defence, and rim protection, would he have Luka-level impact?

>>151774528
We wait for him to start smashing all of LeDiddy's records.
Youngest player to score 30 points in a game? LeBron James. 18 years, 334 days.
Flagg has 10 games left to do it. Can he do it? Yes. Will he? Yes. Tick tock.

>>151774759
Will you be here when he doesn’t? X

>>151774667
>6'9, with a reliable 3pt jumpshot and better rebounding, help defence, and rim protection
So... Jason Tatum?
Jimmy is a DAWG and we've yet to see candid dispositions from Flagg thus far.
>>151774562
Maybe, that contract isn't moving for free unless one of the idiot teams bites on him.

>>151774920
*canid dispositions

>>151774920
Tatum but with a worse handle and less perimeter creation, but better playmaking and defence.

>>151774667
It would be close for sure. Luka's impact is overrated by people who only look at boxscores. All of his stats are inflated due to his ball dominance and style of play.

Most of his rebounds are fake. He has one of the highest uncontested rebound rates in the league, because he doesn't play defense. He leaves his man open so he can camp in the paint to farm rebounds.

His assists are inflated because half of them are him dribbling for 20 seconds doing nothing and then passing to a teammate at the last second who has no choice but to shoot. Also when you're playing with Luka you know you're barely touching the ball so you're more likely to shoot it when you get it, thus inflating his assists.

He's a high turnover player with decent but not great efficiency and bad defense.

Whatever happened to this retard?

>>151775265
Could have been a worse post.

>>151764483
>>151764988
>>151767881
Lebron had to compete against Dynastic teams.
Ohtani's competition is weak.

The Warriors teams that Lebron had to play against are the most overpowered in sports history.

>>151775116
I think it pretty much all depends on the rim finishing for Flagg, that'll determine whether he's Cade level or Luka level. If he can match Butler's bagless yet effective inside scoring, while having all of his other skills translate then he'll be around Luka level I imagine.

>>151775315
This one as well

>>151775323
It's much harder to win the World Series though.
We call it luckswing for a reason. You can make perfect contact and line out into a triple play, or you can barely make contact and drive in a run, reaching first on an infield hit.

>>151775442
>It's much harder to win the World Series though.
Er, I should rephrase this.
It's harder to win a World Series as a favorite than it is to win an NBA championship as a favorite, due to the luck aspect.
It's easier to win a World Series as an underdog due to the luck aspect.

>>151775442
>>151775485
It would be much tougher to be Lebron on that Cavs team against that Warriors team compared to being Ohtani on the best team in his league winning fraud chips. Can you imagine if they traded places and Ohtani had to scramble and try to defend the Warriors. While Lebron, a big tall steroid giganigga just had to hit a ball and run. Lebron had it way harder.

>>151775557
LeBron always had the hardest road and toughest competition as well

>>151775352
KWAB

>>151775336
Rim finishing is definitely one of his swing skills. It will get better as he gets stronger.

I understand the Butler comp but I think it's much more likely he ends up as a true point forward that's running an offense. To me, what you describe is roughly his floor. His bag isn't flashy but it's effective. He can beat guys off the dribble via quickness or power, get to the rim, pull up from the mid-range and from 3. He's also a very good passer. Tatum is a common comp but he's much more aggressive than Tatum, who likes to settle for jumpers a bit too much.

sorry ass louisiana

OKC missing 3 starters and still whipping these bum ass Pelicans. Dats my GOAT.

In light of recent events i think it's finally time for temetrius morant to come out

>>151776152
I wouldn't say that it's his floor, because it would require quite a lot of growth as a finisher, which is possible but not a given. Definitely isn't his best outcome either though. I have the same issues with the Tatum comp (more of a perimeter player and less of a playmaker than Flagg), which is actually why I prefer the 'supercharged, supersized Butler who can also shoot threes' comp. You're right that a good outcome Flagg would have a larger load than Butler, but I wouldn't bank on him developing significantly as both a finisher and a handler simultaneously, that would be a high end outcome and would make him a near flawless player (assuming that the ancillary skills also develop as expected).

Gonna get my ass eaten out by a tranny after the game tonight

>>151776728
He has a vagina now?

>>151776775
'fraid so

>>151764898
I mean people should be thanking Nico instead of putting a chip on his shoulder and playing up to his potential what if he let Luka get away with showing up as a fat fuck every season he be injuring his hammy all year long and he’d retire into mediocrity. Nico is low key a martyr getting all this hate and no credit for breathing life into a generational talent

>>151776835
The correct take.

>>151776835
>What if the guy who led our team the furthest the last 10 years and the finals last season utterly collapsed, let's trade him with a guy who is older and has mroe injury history to win now
>Or sacrifice said 'win now window' and hope an 18 year old kid develops to lead the franchise to playoff success like the guy we just fucking traded for

How the fuck do you retards even function?

Talking about Flagg in this general should become a bannable offense. Im tired of these cats circlejerking about how good or bad he will be. He is doing fucking nothing in the league right now. He does not deserve to be talked about this much. All of you kill yourselves.

>>151777097
He didn't say that the trade was good for the mavs, just that it's good for Luka's career

The real question is how long Luka can keep up this high-level of play. Harden is 10 years older and still playing at a high level but he only does this in the regular season. Is 10 years feasible?

>>151777133
Rookie watch is a constant thing.
Even when top picks bust out, you get ones below the top 3 that get attention (Like castle and Buzelis)

>>151777133
we should be talking bout the G leaguer yang instead

wish i had my black queen

>>151777133
Niggas are talking about his floor is Jayson Tatum

Based Lukgod playing tonight.

thunder going 82-0

>>151777544
>posting fat bitch while posting about fat player
Appropriate.

>>151777452
why exactly is this breaking news?

>>151777677
>>151777544
Check'em

Edgecoom and Ace Poopy are playing soon

>Nearly half of Shai's 30 points are from freethrows
I don't think this ref semen slurping sport is for me

>>151778008
boob

>>151777204
I don’t see why not. Obviously his usage would have to come down a bit into his mid thirties, but it’s not like he’ll suddenly become incapable of doing what he does now.

Why dont they just remove free throws from the game and lower the foul outs to 3 fouls.

>>151778054
That would just ruin the game in a different way. People already make asteriks out of injuries of not even the best player on a team, people would make "X player was fouled out though, you got bailed by the refs" asteriks all of a sudden.

I already talked about this earlier, the problem with fouls is that offense vs defense is fundamentally imbalanced. On both sides.

it's time!

Grocery haul. $75.

>>151778184
SNAP is canceled. :(

>Embiid fined $50K
hope silver gets shot in the head

>>151778184
olive oil in plastic bottles should be a crime

i need bam's bbc in my pussy

>>151777717
because lgbt isn't normal and it never will be

>>151778294
The glass bottle is like $10 more.

>>151775650
yeah when you always have lebum on ur team by virtue of bein lebum it makes it way harder
meanwhile ohtani has it ez

>amen has the ball and is going to drive to the rim
>FOUR celtics collapse to stop him and leave KEVIN DURANT wide open

crazy

>>151778308
Riley, no! don't be like Aisha

Posting this every game from now on until my Pelicans are 0-82

>>151778054
Or they just stop giving free throws for jumping into defenders like they do in the playoffs. I have no idea why the rules randomly change during the post-season. No other sport does this

how many more games until mpj fakes a season ending "back injury"

The Pelicans are 0-6
they have lost 3 of those games by 30+ points
They do not have a 1st round pick this year
If they did not trade their 1st and Indiana's 1st this year they'd be on pace to have 2 top 5 picks
They effectively traded 2 top 5 picks for last years 13th pick, Derrick Queen.
Derrick Queen played 7 minutes and had 4 points this game.

Remember when /sp/ hyped up Nicole Chokeic only for him to win 1 (one) total ring for his entire pathetic no-defense playing career?

>>151778536
No need to rub salt in the wound

>>151778548
>Top player in a championship team
>The BUM
What makes a man act like this?

>>151778568
>championship team
Beating an injured 8th seed team in the era of no defense is not really true championship caliber to be honest.

just..

>>151778562
As a fan, do you think it's time to move on from Zion?

>>151778536
>Trading high-end lottery picks for middling win-now talent
True disciples of Billy King

>>151778548
they were calling it a dynasty after one chip lmao

is adam silver going to punish the nets for a decade+ for this tank job?

>>151778439
>>FOUR celtics collapse to stop him and leave KEVIN DURANT wide open
WTF are you talking about are you retarded? They were already out of position in transition and gave one of the biggest straight lanes to the basket possible. No idea why the two retards at the top of the key collapsed, they were never catching him and there are already two people in the paint. But yeah its normal to collapse on a drive to the paint. The other defenders on this team are just retarded and went for a gamble that makes no sense.

>Jokic can't ever win without playoff Murray
>Murray was only playoff Murray for 1 season
The entire Nuggets run was a total fluke. And Jokic is getting exposed right now, he's not even top 5 players in the league in any metric.

>>151778724
actually leaf its called gravity

i know youre in a bad mood cause of the jays but even you should recognize greatness

>>151778754
retard. kys.

>>151778184
>$75
Damn nigga buy store brand shit.
Also unless multiple people are using it erry day, there's no way you go through 2 L of EVOO before it goes rancid. It goes rancid pretty quickly once it's opened.
Single niggas should buy the little 750 ml bottles of it.

>>151778439
This is just Brown & Mazulla demonstrating their retardation and incompetence, respectively.

>>151778439
collective bball IQ of 100

kek there's a football team called the "Browns"

>>151778814
Carmelo played on a team called the Orangemen.

>>151778844
I'm gonna miss Trump when he's gone...

>>151778844
I want to see a football game between the University of Southern California and the University of South Carolina, or the University of South Carolina and Oregon State, so we can have sentences like
>and the Trojans absolutely smothered the Gamecocks!
>just look at the Gamecocks penetrate the Beaver defense!

>>151778844
Orangemen bad

Embiid is out, that means my Edgecum can boosts his stats! :D

If Curry wins another ring, we're gonna have uncomfortable discussions...

>>151778786
>there's no way you go through 2 L of EVOO before it goes rancid. It goes rancid pretty quickly once it's opened
I never knew about this. I assumed it lasted a long time. I've never noticed it going rancid. I only bought 2L because it's cheaper to buy it in bulk.

oubre is trying to get paid

>>151775352
>>151775851
This didn't "age poorly" Inceltic. Dame was a bust in Milwaukee and his trade package is currently outplaying him and whatever Troonland got in the trade.

>>151779115
You're supposed to use it in a month after opening it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHzclTp0-ZY&t=9s

Show me 1 (one) dribble move more impressive than this.
Go ahead, I'll wait.

Oubre is so hot

>>151777133
We should all be talking about the 5th round pick of the draft that sucks ass daily.
His name? But of course! It's obviously Ace Bailey

Theres a reason teams draft base on athleticism and potential. VJ had problems in college but his Russell Westbrook-like athleticism made it easier transfer his skills to the NBA unlike Cooper

Why does Charlotte have an NBA team but Virginia doesn't?

Airious....

>>151779533
t.Joe Lacob

>>151779634
LOL Wiseman isn't even in the league anymore!
And he was waived to make room for MAC MCCLUNG LOL.

Why do you all watch Skap Attack videos?

>>151779682
Wiseman isn't all that athletic though.

>>151779682
guess whos more athletic

>>151779698
I mean he was crazy athletic for his size and that was the whole reason for drafting him.

Nipple has 17 points in 10 minutes

>>151779683
theyre retards and curry haters is why

Ass Daily, I mean Ace Bailey is 0 for 3 from the field with a team worst +/- rating of -22... and he's only been on the floor for 8 minutes

Can't think of any better indicator that we're in the Dark Ages of the NBA than Kelly Oubre dropping 50.

>>151780093
>every sport is objectively in its most skilled and talented era ever
>somehow this doesnt apply to basketball though so lets pretend that instead of Kelly Oubre being better than 90% of players to ever play before this era that this era actually just le sucks

>>151779828
36-60. Holy daddy, the goon squad is blowing them out

Pre-injury Ron Harper athleticism/Bulls Harper IQ + Spurs system = ROTY + rings

Two gorgeous Republicans

Kevin Durant used to be the most unguardable player in NBA history. Now it's Wemby. And other than injuries, I don't see any human on Earth taking that throne from him.

>>151777717
Engagement farming for Elon Bucks

If Bulls beat the knicks again, we will need to start a dialogue for ECF odds

what a shitty slate of games

Are we watching any games?

who the FUCK let philly get VJ?

>>151780355
never have

>>151780161
>>151780093
The NBA is tallent pool is the best it's every been. They just make it way to easy to score.
>>151780219
Harper & Castle are MY SPUD's future. They will still be terrorizing the league long after Wemby is pass his prime.

it's time to have a serious conversation about Lamelo

>>151780272
They’re a strange franchise, their fans sit around and rave about their GM.

>>151780355
I want to, but i'm about to use up my internet quota :'(

>>151780450
yeah

hes SERIOUSLY bad at basketball!

>>151780450
meme player

>>151780450
Trade him to the Grizzlies

Mike Brown is NOT going to last with the Knicks. We're going back to the dumps boys

>>151780450
An injury prone bum that gets carried by Nipple and Cockburner

>>151780377
The Mavs. Imagine VJ with Kyrie on the backcourt, AD, Washington, Lively frontcourt.

Imagine if Prime Shaq had handles and can shoot 3s.

>>151780355
we just watch the "holy heckerino crazy heckin ending!!" nba youtube videos

>>151780638
Imagine if Prime Shaw had stayed skinny and got along with Kobr.

p giddy finna diddle these knicks again

>Hornets vs Jazz at the half

>Kon Knueppel
17 PTS, 4 REB, 4 AST, 1 STL, 6-10 FG, 3-5 3P

>Ace Bailey
0 PTS, 0 REB, 0 AST, 0 STL, 0 BLK, 0-3 FG

BABB bros... We really letting this farmhand motherfucker snatch our chain??

Edgecum at halftime
>18 mins
>14 pts
>2 asts
>2 stls
>2-5 3pt
>+11

Nipple at halftime
>16 mins
>17 pts
>4 rebs
>2 asts
>1 stl
>3-5 3pt
>+14

>>151780916
our guy dr. nipples can't be stopped for ROTY

>>151780916
weak azz bitch better tuck his chain and hide his grill

>>151780978
How the hell is Edgecum already an all-star level player??? He was so mid at baylor.

>>151781316
After he dropped 36 pts in his first game, i started watching 76ers. His game is surprisingly mature considering he's a rookie.

>>151781316
Us Bahamian boys is different

The Nets need Simmo back

>>151781526
He really did bring a culture of hard work, passing and defensive intensity to Brooklyn I’d love to see him back off the bench to help steady the hands of some of the young guys

Nurse plays his starters too much

Philly and Hornets really dodged a nuke by not drafting Ace

He should go back to taking hgh, this ain't it.

>>151781627
Doesn’t care anymore, if he gets a ring this year everyone would give credit to the ytbois. Next year is his reunion tour in Cleveland, just has to stay healthy till then

Reminder the average person would be in jail for what Josh Diddy did but he never spent a single second behind bars because he's famous

Honestly the knicks and cavs are frauds. Only difference is the Cavs have an excuse with no Garland.

Making this fraud ass Bulls team look good.

>>151780260
>Kevin Durant used to be the most unguardable player in NBA history.
This was never the case. Wtf are you on? Some of you retards talk like you solely consume basketball through twitter posts and narratives.

>>151781708
*because he's famous and white

>>151781708
Not his fault that the law is stupid

>>151781708
the chick lied about her age. Everybody would get off with that

>>151781648
id fuck her too, I forgive the giddler

>>151781708
He fucked some 16-year-old whore when he was 19, relax.

>>151781783
Jeets talking about the age of consent is comical

>>151781821
>>151781860
>She was basically 18 so its ok!
>She was basically 17 so its ok!
>She was basically 16 so its ok!
This is why your logic doesnt work
There is a limit set up by the law everything beneath it is illegal. The dude is a millionaire why is he fucking some 16 year old when he could fuck any 10/10 bitch in her 20s?
>>151781836
>Chick lied
doesnt matter, statutory rape is statutory, if there is any question about age you either check her ID or dont risk it. he didnt so he is legally liable

>both game trae and lamelo dont play
>their teams are winning/close
hmmm

>>151781915
The law is just letters on paper. Just because something is illegal doesn't make it immoral.

>>151781715
bulls have no coby white
knicks are absolute frauds

>>151781860
This is /sp/ so we’re all normies here, right? I lost my virginity to a 15yo girl when I was 16, and she was way more sexually active than me and had multiple bodies.
Normies these days suddenly being Hitler when it comes to age of consent is insane to me. Like didn’t you experience 16yo girls fucking and sucking dick too?

>>151781952
Morality has nothing to do with the punishment law says should be dolled out

>>151781915
He was a teenager who fucked another teenager
And you're acting like the girl in the pic isn't attractive or could pass for 18.

>>151781766
he's the most unguardable and op player of all time because it both raises lebum and lowers curry which is what it's all about

>>151781848
Thanks for letting everyone know you're a pedo. Good to know the kind of scum that lurk here.

Is there any good NBA streams? Trying to use it on my iphone

>>151781969
>bulls have no coby white
lol werent you losers acting like he should be traded and the team should be built around the giddler? kek now youre using him as an excuse.

why is maxey on the floor?

>>151782002
The law is the law

>>151782003
i get why it lowers curry but how does it raise lebum?

>>151781994
>Anon doesn't see the difference between kids fucking kids and grown ass adults fucking kids
Oh lord. Some of you are beyond help.

>>151781997
>>151782034
Bugman mentality

>>151782004
no problem

age of consent in canada is 16 btw

Ace BUSTy is incredibly lucky flagg exists that boy is out of the league soon

>>151782044
Like I said, if you had sex in high school, you can’t be calling 16yo girls “kids.” One of those “kids” gave a dude head outside the lunchroom in full view when I was a freshman.

nets on track to be 0-82

wemby snatched it off the rim lol

>>151781890
Kekw

the wemsanity run ends tonight. I got the snus by 20 and a big fat wembust stinker

>>151781915
the league only cares if money is involved, they can get anyone off for rape no problem

why is maxey still playing?

>>151782112
Whores are Whores. I Still Think it's trashy for some 30-year-old trying to get with a teenager.
But P Giddys situation is different.

>>151781316
literally big 12 freshman of the year

>>151781915
She literally had a fake ID.

the spurs SUCK

>you're a PEDO if you'd have sex with a girl at peak fertility
20 isn't peak fertility, BTW.

>>151782233
No YOU DO

>>151782189
I'm going to lol so hard when Wemberman torches that Mark Williams bum for 35 tonight.

>>151782271
>Wemberman torches that Mark Williams bum
wemby got blocked by williams

>>151782282
K, do it 15 more times.

>>151782260
You shouldn't spread misinformation.

>>151782112
Do high school students in america just have sex with each other everyday in school? Is that why teen pregnancy rates are so high there?

>>151782206
I’m too old at this point to chase teenagers so it doesn’t affect me necessarily, but what gets me is the constant moral overreaction about the AOC. 80% of the girls you see dancing and twerking on tiktok are under 18, and I guarantee they know what sex is and are probably sexually active. So where does everyone get off acting as if they’re literally babies who don’t know what they’re doing.
I think Epstein straight up broke people’s brains.

>>151782296
>AI

>>151782304
no, the girls in high school have sex with college aged men and above

the boys get nothing

>>151782271
they already benched him lol

>>151782296
>AI
Really nigga?

>>151782304
What else do you think we’d be doing in school? Learning?

holy shit lowry how much halloween candy did you eat?

>>151782305
>So where does everyone get off acting as if they’re literally babies who don’t know what they’re doing.

its just new age moralizing BS

the pearl clutching over "age gaps" is very recent and only in the last few years do people have the idea that you need to date within two years or whatever of your own age

half your age plus seven is undefeated as the rule

Lowry is fatter than me

feels like the spurs gonna lose this one by 20+, they're not even trying to defend the 3

Spurs wtf you doing

This nigga Ace Bailey can't even get minutes on a tanking team. What the FUCK is Will Hardy's problem?

>>151782428
pretty sure he has some knew problem, bet hes on restricted minutes.

Yeah that Nets team couldn't be more egregiously tanking. Imagine getting thoroughly BTFO by a team who's available frontcourt players consist of Andre Drummond and two-way contract guys.

>>151782428
All "experts" said he was going to be a starter

>Pooper and Ace hyped as 1 and 2 picks all year
>they are the two worst lottery pick rookies

>>151782428
Being black and getting drafted by the Jazz broke him

wemby is gettin CLAMPED

>>151782411
>>151782493
Tanking for who?

>>151782372
I think moralizing has reached an all-time high because of social media. Kids these days know if they don’t get out in front of every moral crusade they could get cancelled. Better safe than sorry.

Also
>half your age plus seven is undefeated as the rule
26/2=13+7=20. So yeah, just outside the range of teenagers. That’s basically what I thought too.

suns are on fire from 18+ ft. It's not sustainable

>>151782428
There's an alternate timeline where the Sixers take him 3rd overall and he continues the proud tradition of Sixers lottery pick gigabusts. I'm honestly still kinda shocked they made the right pick.

Knicks 4th quarter choke incoming

Wtf is going on with my Spurs

>>151782598
Morey was never going to pick him. He's like the complete antithesis of what Morey looks for and that was known pretty early in the process

>>151782626
wemby has been figured out and the spurs have no depth at center right now

wemby block streak continues

>>151782665
Damn it's over. We'll need to tank then

Um... guys? Wembanyama has zero points. What's going on?

>>151782626
Suns are throwing doubles him every time and the Vassell and Castle are bricking everything.

Edgecum
>33 mins
>16 pts
>2 rebs
>3 asts
>3 stls
>+7

Nipple
>35 mins
>24 pts
>6 rebs
>5 asts
>1 stl
>4-9 3pt
>+20

This draft class is deeper than Wemby's draft class. Wemby's draft class is top heavy with just wemby and miller. But this draft class has gems everywhere.

>>151782025
>trade white
Whoever said that is dumb. No team is taking a journeyman memechucking guard. He has no value lmao.

Suns

>>151782745
why does she like the suns specifically? is phoenix her hometown or something?

Grayson Allen really thought he was gonna drive on CASTLE

Harper is that dude

>>151782721
2 shot attempts. That’s called an unselfish player.
As long as Spurs keep it within 20 by the 4Q they win.

PERFECT UNITY

>>151782745
cute

>>151782811
>2 shot attempts. That’s called an unselfish player.
that's called gettin clamped

>Wemby lethargic
Oh no he's got another clot.

Guys, the Knickers might hand the Bulls their first L...

>Spurs shooting 38%
No wonder why they're losing. Hopefully they can up it

MAN who let Carter Bryant onto the active roster? This dude need to got to the G league with Speditry like that.

>>151782828
shes my favourite actress and ironically its for none of her big popular movies, but a tv show that most people didnt like and probably dont even know about.
i dont even know if id like her as a person, or as an actress in general, i just know that one performance was so good from an acting perspective that i respect it, and i say this as somebody who typically doesnt give a shit to judge an actor's performance

accidentally clicked a tweet about da nets and suddenly my timeline is flooded with more of em

spurs completely fraudulent

/PERFECTUNITY/

yo...im starting to wonder if booker is an underrated player...never hear him talked about

my bullies :(

spurs best player, dylan harper, just got injured

I wish nobitches was still alive to see how far his Suns team has fallen just so he could suffer again

I'm a ringless bum who will retire forgotten and not respected...

>>151782922
Why must you post every thought that enters your head?

>>151783016
vin baker...

>>151782990
I told you they were frauds, and this knicks team itself is already also fraudulent and unbelievably poorly managed (they cant run sets) They just have enough pure talent to circumvent that.

>Harper injured.
Welp that's probably it for us tonight.

Josh Diddy has gonna be an all-star and there's nothing the league can do about it kek

>>151783051
its true..

Who /perfectunity/ here

>>151783106
yeah that's 2 months out at least

>>151780978
>disgrACE BAILEY
>19min, 6p, 3-8fg, 0-3 3pt, 0r, 1a, 1stl, 1to

>>151783187
Still better than Pooper's 3-14 ass

Im seeing crazy good ball movement from the suns against the number 1 defense right now. How tf exactly is this team 2-4? Who did they lose to and how?

Why did mpj have 17 rebounds

>>151783106
rip spurs comeback

>>151783234
thats what he does when hes not chucking and theyre not falling

It's lookin like a wemby stinky, just as I said

The Bulls have too many black players. If only they got Coop in the draft

>>151783233
because the spurs really aren't that good. wemby gets bullied by most average centers.

LeBron is clearly winding down
Who's gonna be the face of the league? BAWB's have no charisma.

>>151783320
VJ

Suns

>>151783320
>Who's gonna be the face of the league?
not wemby

Did Wemby a bust

Lakers waiting room

>>151783343
Ugly demonic bitch

>>151783310
I mean, I already thought this, but this still doesnt explain how the suns are playing so fundamentally sound, moving the ball really well. Unless the Suns are just clearly better than every other opponent the Spurs have faced. Which im not even that unwilling to agree with, it just seems odd.

>Wembust at the half
2 PTS, 5 REB, 2 AST, 2 BLK, 2 TOV, 1-5 FG

Yikes

>>151783401
talmbout demons in 2025 kek

>Wembust at the half
2 PTS, 5 REB, 2 AST, 2 BLK, 2 TOV, 1-5 FG
Spuds down 18
Yikes

>>151783359
Still got the ball

>>151783320
WestGOD

My knick showing the bulls their place

>>151783320
its the flop era
we got Austin Refs, FTA, Emflop and Chokic

Seems like the Thunder will be the only undefeated team after tonight
the champs stand alone

Bulls got too many white boys in their roster

Ngmi

spurs and bulls finally got exposed

Bullsbros how the FUCK do we fix this shit team? We haven't been good since the Obama administration...

bulce making a run

>>151783122
>no /mls/

ngmi

>>151783640
As they should be

My bottom surgery was botched and I have nobody to vent to...

how’s that not a tech on brunson
loved it tho

>>151783707
Chris Paul....

ADAM HELP MY SPURS NEED ANOTHER TOP 3 DRAFT PICK

KNICK

book shamelessly flopping

>>151783484
>lost the chance at a good shot to end the half
>gave the suns free throws for technical fouls
nice cope

>>151763332
Go fuck yourself you canadian fuck.

>>151783799
that leaf said nothing but facts

wemby is awful

>only 2pt for a 7'5" freak
grim

>>151783771
modern nba

A'ja drained wemby of everything he had, he'll be good next game

>>151783896
kek

>>151783896
You obviously shouldnt be allowed to extend your arm out like that, that close to ones to box out, flop or not. Or else the effective difference between that and pushing somebody away is almost marginal.

>>151783896
wemuhammad ali clobbered him

Knicks are going to the finals aren't they?

>>151784028
>>151784028
>>151784028
new

>>151784029
Yes, Knicks are about to get the Celtics whistle in the playoffs.

Brunson is such an unimpressive player. Hes like SGA if SGA was a midget and traded his defense and shot blocking for a better 3 ball.

The Knicks finally handed the Bulls their first L...