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Cash Muñoz edition

Bumped off the 'log sub-edition

Gameweek 11 - Deadline: Sat 8 Nov, 11:00

League code: eo7yto

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How do I enjoy FPL if I started a few weeks into it (started after GW4)? Do I just do challenges?

>>151763380
look at this dude wanting to enjoy things lmao

Did our previous thread get archived because the mutts were spamming their shitty sports?

>>151763380
The novelty of the challenge thing wares off after the first week

Just keep doing fpl. I don't play to win it, as I know that I'm too shit. I just aim for top 100k every year

Wolves have sacked Pereira

Where is the vietnam anon

woltemade father pope and save me u prawnstar

>subbed mateta and Calafiori in for Senesi and Cullen
>missed deadline by 2 minutes

This week is a write off unless Big Nick scores a hattrick

That ugly retard Gordon better do something

How many for a jokerfied Haaland today?

>>151765888
Just the two against Bournemouth

>>151765804
This ugly freak is an absolute fraud

paquetaGODS

Newcastle fuck u

Newcastle are absolute shite

>>151765888
Hatty minimum.

Westham 2-1 newcastle

>woltemade off
KWAB

Gordon & Woltemade off

FANTASTIC!

Woltemade Gordon subbed off

>>151766493
>>151766512
WHY

>>151766512
>>151766527

heh sold poocastle defense

Genius from me to get Mateta and keep JPedro over Woltemade

>>151766540
Gyokeres was subbed at HT yesterday too due to injury so.......

Newcastle have a good run of games, but fuck me they're shite

>>151763380
By shitposting here. Also, use it to learn how to deal with blanks and doubles if it's your first season.

>>151766569
I took a hit to replace JP with wormman

It's so over

Reindeer benched

>>151763380
I've played FPL with the same account for the last 20 years. I've never enjoyed it really.

I'm dumb, fat and retarded

>>151766722
He's had the same idea as me then

Thinking if I should start dubravka over pope next week

alright Gordon time to fuck off and never return

>last week bench bumo play packeta
>this week bench packeta play bumo
I'm tired wobbie

>>151766878
Why are these teams so retarded at hiring managers? Surely some autist from /trb/ would be a better choice.

>>151766936
>owning west ham and wolves players
kek

Save me ape and/or semen

>>151767226
>templatefag seeing a differential for the first time

>>151766936
I did the same. I need to learn that every time I put that fraud cunt bowlingz in my team he defrauds me.

IT BEGINS

Yay, my 180% EO captain scored.

i remember when i used to feel something when he scored

Surely, no one here captained a certain defender, right?

FPL is mostly dead these days
Most people are template and everyone captain's the same player
Try to be different and make it more enjoyable and every fucker blanks
Ah, well

>>151767813
This is cope.

>>151767534
>owning west ham and wolves players

Where's this Kroupi fella come from. Never heard of him until the last few weeks

It's completely over for me. Managed 35k overall this season which is my best result ever probably but fell off hard the last 1 month.
>I fell for the Wirtz meme
>I fell for the pissak meme
>I fell for the (history of the) tottenham meme

>>151767813
but how can it be dead when every year we get 2 million more indians and arabs playing the game?

>>151767744
Back at the start of the season when most people owned Salah and Joao Pedo instead?

>>151767919
Most of them have new accounts every week to triple captain some retard out of the blue just to get the best score of the week

Cherki time?

Hopefully the ogre leaves England soon so that this game will be fun and interesting again

>le haaland (c)
boring.

NEVER. IN. DOUBT.

>>151767820
I don't see where the challenge or enjoyment is coming from, when every team has the same players and captain every week

>>151768027
Haalandlet detected

>>151768047
I haven't had the "essential" Semenyo who everyone owns all season and I'm doing pretty well. You can definitely still go different.

>>151767813
Basically, FPL has turned into the stock market and everyone's become passive investors puting their money in an index (template).

It was inevitable. If you don't put Haaland (c), you're a knobhead.

Haaland hasn't been essential captain in last 2 seasons and there are only few players who are owned by >50% teams

Feels good havin the fat french Cherkeh for this one, score a worldie in training did he. Its possible to be differential outside Haaland. After I gave in and bought in semenyo hes blanked, shouldve stuck to my guns that a midfielder wouldnt sustain that run.

Lads, The Data™.

Kneel.

Everyone is a fraud apart from defenders and the snow ape. 5-3-2 it is, I would play six defenders if this shit game would let me.

Are there any European countries where soccer/football is the most popular sport and the sport par excellence?

I want a European country where football is practically a religion, where its most famous athletes are all soccer players, and where no other sport even comes close to football/soccer.

>A country with both men's and women's World Cup titles
>A country whose clubs are always contenders for major titles
>A country that everyone, in sporting terms, universally associates with football/soccer
>A country whose most important historical and current athletes play soccer/football

Is there a way to see the highest points total that isn't using a chip?

>>151767915
>over
>35k
I'm 1.5m or this whole time and I'm still playing you lil pissant

got too cocky last week with vdv and bench boost

Save me Albania.

92 points even with a Woltemade, Semenyo and Enzo blank
Caicedo and Rice have carried me all season

>>151775490
Who was your big non-Haaland haul?

>>151775525
Caicedo, Rice and Gabriel were my next highest scorers

56 points, and 26 came from Haaland captain. So another shit week.

its officially semenyover

>>151779158
Villa next btw

>>151766771
Based grumpy ojisan

>>151774695
I meant 35k overall was my best position this season, now I'm 3.3M overall

bowen losing .1m value is hugely gay. as if west ham having just beaten newcastle aren't now likely to do well vs burnley

Apart from my team massively under-performing, my next concern is Woltemade

Apart from City, Newcastle have a good run of fixtures but their performance isn't good enough and Woltemade isn't prolific enough
and with Wissa back soon, that's also probably gonna affect his minutes

gyok to watkins here we go

>>151788673
its because the fpl cartel want to meme him somewhere else in january to sit on the bench for the rest of the season
differentials are too scary

>>151729558
Watch Grealingz get a return now

Palace vs Arsenal Carabao QF scheduled for the 23rd of December.
There will be no blanks or doubles after all.

>>151791148
So, the Assman gimmick was better than the double chips gimmick

>>151779158
SEX

>>151791675
I liked assman. It wasn't the greatest idea ever but it at least had more thought put into it than "just give them two of everything. Oh, and five extra transfers fir AFCON so the casuals don't complain. Fuck Towers and FUCK JANNIES.

>>151791690
i just wish them getting red cards and shit would've applied to them.

>>151791675
The motto this season was to keep the casual playbase active for longer. Assman need too much planning so it was a turn-off for them. More chips is free points if they get lucky and they can spunk all of them early in the season like they usually do and still have another set.
Plus the AFCON get-out-of-jail-free card like the other said.

>>151791148
yeah i'll just FH this week, no reason to hold it

>>151791675
they should've given us two assmen too

>>151791753
13 looks good for my team.

>>151791775
i assume most will do it in 13 since everyone is on triple arse + at least 1 or 2 chels, but i have neither so might as well

>scored over the average
>down in all leagues

What

>>151791889
your position wasn't the average position, you dolt

Isidor hatty tonight lads. I can feel it

Ndiaye and tarkowski save me

incoming 0-0

GOAL NDIAYE YESSSSS CRAZY GOAL

Xhaka goal

>You're on a Green Arrow by a margin of 14 points
See I wasn't retarded after all

Ndiaye Injured btw subbed off at 60

>>151794297
I'm thinking based.

>>151794523
He's the kind of player people have to kick off the park that's the problem

Volumes... my boy CPalmz couldn't come back soon enough

>sold Ndiaye for Enzo
FUCK

Kekkkk

I like how everyone has had Raya since gw1

Xhakachads wwa

Bird above me in the work mini league and her team is worth 3m less how does that happen?

>>151795089
She doesn't kneejerk

>>151795089
Is she fit?

>>151795089
How much does she squat?

mostly crap. a few points under green
getting rid of the spuds shitters for probably caicedo and someone cheap

Should I triple up on Arselel? I have Raya and Gabriel, I'm thinking about getting Rice too.

Another GREAT weekend haaland(C) chads (everyone) huh? So much WINNING.

Captain Gabriel or haaland next week?

>>151802019
I think Haaland has only scored once against Liverpool, but Liverpool aren't the same this year so who knows

Can't see Sunderland scoring against Arsenal, so at least Gabriel will get a clean sheet

>>151802547
sunderland will score at home, if any team can match arsenal's brexit footy it's them

Gyokeres out for 2-3 weeks.

Miss this weekend, then it's the international break anyway.

Graham Potter's Sweden will look after him.

I'm sure Arteta playing his best players for 90 minutes against Slavia Prague was absolutely necessary and won't result in any injuries down the line whatsoever

Against a non-Tibo goalkeeper, Szoboszlai has 3 goals already. Starting to be really tempted by him in this RCM role.

>>151808089
He'll be template in a few weeks, CCs have already been discussing him.

Merino essential. Watch him absolutely shit on the Swedish fraud while he's out.

.

>>151811608
pooteta will shove jokeresh back in asap so its a temporary move

>>151818015
Please no I can't take any more fraudulence from the hirsuite fraud.

It'll be two goals from Gordan in the ucl and then fuck all in the pl

>>151818782
The Data™ says it's time to drop him and bring in Szoboszlai.

>>151819026
He will be after the City game

>>151819126
I'm trusting The Data™. I'm expecting a set piece assist at the very least against City.

>>151819144
Enjoy your points against City because as soon as he's in my team, he'll do fuck all like everyone else

>>151819026
>The Data™
what is this site?

>>151819295
It's my own shitty data analysis that I put together over a weekend a few weeks ago lol. 67 points the first week, 77 points the second week and then 87 points this week. I'm on course for 200 points in a single GW before the season's over. Pretty sure that's how it works.

Joao Pedro back to his best against the mighty Qarabag

>>151819446
367 points on the final gameweek if this keeps going. I have faith in you anon

>>151819026
I'm currently looking at Elliott Anderson, what does the Datatm say about him

>>151827296
That you're still stuck in GW1.

>>151819446
Does the data approve of my transferring Burn to James and Woltemade to Igor Thiago?

>>151827296
Not highly rated by The Data™. Not in the top 20 of xP for midfielders this week. It prefers Xhaka or Weiffer in that price range.

>>151827730
The Data™ approves Burn to James and Woltemade to Thiago, just barely for the latter.

>>151828027
waifu looks interesting, worth holding for a few weeks?

>>151828937
He's 4.9m. You can't really go wrong for a bench player.