Thread 151767617

KÖLLEEEE ALAAF

>Sonntag
Köln 4 - 1 HIV
Wolfsburg - Hoffenheim

Deserved win for us, HIV fag seething

Second for Daniel Schlager, who made all the right calls today

>>151767642
>>151767617 (OP)
hurensohn

>>151767683
This. HIV players can only goals by elbowing players or blocking goalkeepers. Besides that only thing they are good at is fouling and crying bitch tears to the ref, lol
>>151767689
Cope

>>151767711
I hope we draw you köln bastards in the cup now... oh wait a minute KWAB

not even 3 days ago they were all whiny about getting rigged and now they're all cocky about this injustice
a enemy of us was born today

>9 man wolfscastle?
Time for lemperbitch!

>>151767824
KWABUTZI

Lemperchad is joining my team in winter

>>151767898
irrelevant fahrstuhl hurensohn club

>>151767931
But enough about HSV

>>151767943
in europe no pigs knows you
know your place köln bitch

>Holzbein
GG EZ

seeing all the hsv fans cry on twitter is hilarious
fucking faggots

did they forgot Köln in the los topf?

Paarungen DFB-Pokal 2025/26 - Achtelfinale

Borussia Dortmund - Bayer 04 Leverkusen

Hamburger SV - Holstein Kiel

1. FC Union Berlin - Bayern München

VfL Bochum - VfB Stuttgart

Hertha BSC - 1. FC Kaiserslautern

SC Freiburg - SV Darmstadt 98

Bor. Mönchengladbach - St. Pauli

RB Leipzig - 1. FC Magdeburg

>>151768173
you forgot Brewomen vs Köln

>>151768112
HIV fag seething here is especially delicious. Cant handle his team getting dominated by >us.

>>151767964
In Europe everyone knows you for being in 2. Bundesliga for 7 years, kek
Will be 7 more starting next season

>>151767824
>they were all whiny
as a cologne fan i know that the wrong decisions didnt change anything. bayern was too strong for us that night.

>us
are you part of Schlagers schiri team?

>>151768233
And tonight we were too strong for HSV
Simple as

12 vs 9

>>151768173
I shall visit Hertha - K’lautern and perhaps I’ll try and get a ticket for Union - Bayern as well oh yes yes

>>151768256
not really, we got pretty lucky with the yellow cards. im not saying that they were wrong but you still have to be lucky to have your opponent reduced by two.

Yea HSV is going down again
Atleast Schalke is coning back up.

>>151768289
finally an honest fc fan

>>151768278
>not an argument

>obvious foul before goal
>player doesnt consider weather and injures opponent
>player asks for yellow card which is to be sanctioned with a yellow card (not the refs fault most other refs are too weak to enforce the rule)
what did i miss

>>151768326 (me)
but taking so much time for a decision is a huge mental disadvantage for the team being down by 2

>>151768326
>>obvious foul before goal
normaler harter zweikampf you pussy
>>player doesnt consider weather and injures opponent
he slipped you retardo, fingerspitzengefühl is a thing!
>>player asks for yellow card which is to be sanctioned with a yellow card (not the refs fault most other refs are too weak to enforce the rule)
he mildly made the ref aufmerksam that schwäbe was taking a long time again thats without a voreingenommenen ref this wouldn't be a second yellow

>>151768287
hollerchad pwned you yesterday

>>151768173
Nobody cares desu

>>151768373
>normaler harter zweikampf you pussy
>wat is angelegter arm?
if you slip with your car into someone because you didnt consider the weather no judge will show figertipfeeling
>he mildly made the ref aufmerksam
pure speculation
pure cope
bad loser
unlucky loss but you all blaming the ref is pathetic

>>151768326
>>151768464
>what did i miss
that the SAME slip on your side WAS NO YELLOW
now shut your bitch ass up already
we got refballed today

>>151768464
HSV fans literally cant do anything but cry lmao
Just like their players
Cant score goals without elbowing people or elbowing goalies
Constantly fouling, then crying when they get carded

>>151768575
you have no shame

>>151768373
>normaler harter zweikampf you pussy
Elbowing people is a foul crybaby
>he slipped you retardo
Who cares, when you go in like that its a foul since he still injured the player studs up.
>he mildly made the ref aufmerksam that schwäbe was taking a long time again
Not his job, is it? Maybe if he focused on playing football instead of crying they would win more matches lol, so retarded to do since he was already on a yellow.

>>151768624
Says the guy crying about his team only knowing how to score illegal goals (offside, fouls, blocking view) and injuring people lol.

>>151768636
>Who cares, when you go in like that its a foul since he still injured the player studs up.
why does this only apply for us?? >>151768518

>>151768675
No studs up and he still got the ball.

>>151768518
while this may be right it probably wouldnt have changed things that much

>>151768701
Also wanna add how hilarious it is that HIV tard has NO response to
>players only able to score goals by offside or blocking keeper or fouling
>no match plan, cross or pray for Dompe wonderstrike
>constantly fouling then wondering why they get many cards
We got many yellows today! Difference, those Köln players that got carded knew to be careful going forward - HSV spackos STILL kept fouling like Single digit retards despite being on yellows
Deserved win for us, deserved loss for them
Polzin is a fraud and seeing such a delusional fanbase getting kicked back down to 2. Bundesliga will be satisfying.

>>151768408
nah
but tbf my based Bremen chads do look slightly shit atm sadly yes yes

>>151768763
nigga shut up now, its getting embarrassing how you dir the refball zurecht copest

>>151768938
The only one coping here us you. Dont even have any arguments, just like I said kek. Only thing you can say is
>p-pls shut up
And now its time for another nice beer and enjoying the deserved win while you will keep crying all week :D

>>151769057
see you in the cup

>>151769174
Have fun back in 2. Bundesliga next season :D

>>151769230
we are 100% going to be above you in the table, feel free to screenshot

>>151769440
LMAO no way with how dogshit you play
No attacking patterns besides pass wide and pray Dompe has a good day
Königsdörffer and Poulsen overpaid passengers while Glatzel is bench warmer
With luck you might make it to playoffs instead of direct relegation but we all know how weakminded you are in those

>>151769788
bok bok bok
not reading this shit

>>151769895
Cope, you will get relegated (and deep down you know it hence you crying like a bitch) and we will stay in comfy midfield

>>151770005
bok bok bok

>>151770038
>HSV Fans turn into hühnerhaufen when deservedly losing against better opponents
Cant make it up :D you should be happy we only scored 4 today, that was us being generous!

what is it with holland producing bald frauds?

>>151770224
bok bok bok

lmao, niggas think Dorkmund ist scared of Leverkusen lol

just even

oh no, HIV tard officially lost it...

This dude that comments on the nfl at rtl has an annoying voice

>>151770543
What 7 years (and the prospect of going down again) does to a mfer.
>>151770620
>watching NFL
Your problem starts here.

>>151770543
>>151770671
bok bok bok

>>151768173
Borussia Dortmund 3 - 0 Bayer 04 Leverkusen

Hamburger SV 1 - 0 Holstein Kiel

1. FC Union Berlin 2 - 3 Bayern München

VfL Bochum 0 - 2 VfB Stuttgart

Hertha BSC 2 - 1 1. FC Kaiserslautern

SC Freiburg 3 - 1 SV Darmstadt 98

Bor. Mönchengladbach 1 - 2 St. Pauli

RB Leipzig 2 - 0 1. FC Magdeburg

>BREAKING: Bayern Munich striker Harry Kane is seriously considering leaving the club next summer for a sensational move to Barcelona.

>The England captain’s release clause, set to become active in 2026, is expected to be around €65M.

>Kane is weighing up the prospect of joining the Catalan giants, with his representatives already holding discussions with Barcelona and several other clubs worldwide.

>(Source: @SPORT, @Plettigoal)

When does the >schalkening begin?

>>151767683
In the interview he said Vieira was constantly coming to him and moaning about decisions, so much he cautioned him and Polzin in half time, only to keep doing it in 2nd half, what a retard

I want a European country where football is practically a religion, where its most famous athletes are all soccer players, and where no other sport even comes close to football/soccer.

>A country with both men's and women's World Cup titles
>A country whose clubs are always contenders for major titles
>A country that everyone, in sporting terms, universally associates with football/soccer
>A country whose most important historical and current athletes play soccer/football

>>151771793
I think you will many countriew besides us where that is the case.

>>151771656
Schalke is going up this season, it is known

>>151774085
up in flames that is

>>151774161
that already happened, now they rise like a phoenix from the ashes

>two yellow reds
>both do it in under ten minutes
Rude SV is back?

>>151774957
getting refballed SV never left

>>151774957
They will definitely get too many red cards this season due to retarded challenges. Thats on Polzin tho, he needs to reign his players in.

can we really count the 2 bullshit reds from today ?

damn thx to my seethe at today's robbery made me wafstare @ the Woltebitch no show

>>151768636
>Elbowing people is a foul crybaby
the köln retard jumped into his elbow
this is more then a headbutt if anything, could even be a pen if phillipe plays the dying swan but we're fair not like the k*lner

>>151768636
>he still injured the player studs up.
take your fucking meds alter, pher0 barely scraped him

I canr even sleep cause im still mad at this bullshit

kek@HIVmong seething all night

time for the coffee

>>151771387
>@Plettigoal

>Seine Bilanz bisher: 12 Spiele mit über 500 Spielminuten, dabei aber erst sieben (!) Ballkontakte überhaupt im gegnerischen Sechzehner und noch kein eigenes Tor.
>Die Daily Mail und die Sun schrieben von einer „ultimativen Demütigung“. Der Mirror von einer „miserablen Leistung“, der Telegraph von einem „weiteren schwierigen Abend“.
>Auch die Tottenham-Fans schießen sich immer mehr auf den Nationalspieler ein. „Xavi Simons sieht aufs wie ein Schuljunge, der zum ersten Mal Erwachsenenfußball spielt“. Oder auch: „Um ehrlich zu sein, passt er ins Profil eines typischen Spurs-Spielers: schmächtig, läuft dem Geschehen hinterher, zögerlich und ohne Ausstrahlung oder Präsenz.“

>Ein über zweitausendmal geteiltes Video auf dem Kurznachrichtendienst hat seine 66 Minuten zusammengefasst. Wie schon in Leipzig, liegt Xavi viel, lamentiert viel, gibt sich mitunter auch eigensinnig und übersieht den besser platzierten Nebenmann.
>„New King in Town“ hatte Xavi bei seinem Wechsel nach England gepostet. Da ist er den Spurs-Fans aber noch ein bisschen was schuldig

>>151788451
he's a proper KWAB

>>151785548
>>151785582
>>151785662
voll am heulen, kek

2. platzverweis im 5. spiel für den meckerfritzen. kek
viel spass mit dem, ihm meine, den schlechten schiris, lol

there are levels to this shit

>mfw reading through this thread
Imagine how bad it will be this weekend when BVB rape HSV

>>151789133
im so sick and tired of my team

>>151789146
Dortmund only wins 1:0 tho

>>151789133
heh don rollo just needed more points

>>151768231
>whole of europe just knows you for being in the better league for 7 years
fucking kek you stupid retard
saying shit like that is something only a customer would say

>>151788836
Blud still thinks he plays for top EPlel team

>HIV mong wakes up midday
>goes straight back to seething about Bayern
kwab. what a pathetic existence

>Schlager wiederum verwies darauf, dass der Platzverweis "eine längere Vorgeschichte" hatte. So habe Fabio Vieira in der ersten Halbzeit bereits "immer wieder protestiert". Der Referee meinte dann auch, dass er trotz vorgeschriebenen Kapitänsdialogs "sehr viel zugelassen" habe und "in die Kommunikation mit dem Spieler gegangen" sei. "Ich habe ihn darauf hingewiesen, dass er das bitte unterlassen soll. Ich habe das Spiel in der ersten Halbzeit bei einem Abstoß extra unterbrochen, bin zu ihm gegangen und habe gesagt, dass ich die Art und Weise nicht dulden werde."

>Auch habe er "sowohl mit dem Kapitän als auch in der Halbzeit mit dem Trainer des HSV gesprochen und auf das Verhalten hingewiesen", so Schlager weiter. "Es hat nicht aufgehört. Ich habe versucht, Brücken zu bauen, aber irgendwann ist auch bei mir mal eine Grenze erreicht." Und das war dann eben in der 83. Spielminute der Fall.

>"In der Szene hat er Zeitspiel gefordert", erinnerte sich Schlager und verriet, dass er dem Spieler mitgeteilt habe, dass er das "auf dem Schirm" habe. Als er sich dann fortbewegt hatte, kam vom Portugiesen so eine Geste, bei der er auf eine imaginäre Uhr deutete, womit er "Zeitspiel und die Gelbe Karte gefordert hat. Deshalb habe ich entschieden, den Spieler des Feldes zu verweisen." Für Fabio Vieira war es übrigens in seinem erst fünften Bundesligaspiel bereits der zweite Platzverweis.
kwabsel

>>151789364
Lol nope, you guys already were long in 2. Bundesliga when we last played in Europe (we will also play in Europe next season again), also I see you were seething the entire night here :D

>>151785548
>>151785582
>>151785662
Up at 5 am still crying :D

Welcome to ___?

>>151789464
>>151787432
t
>>151789464
you're so mad I 00posed you hard with these clips köln rigger kek
>>151789395
that wasnt me you retard, feel free to (you) him for the Samsung internet fact check
>>151789564
id take Müllkrug over this n0er königsdörffer atp

>>151770005
>we
You have not ever kicked a ball in your life. You don‘t play for the team and there is a high chance that you haven not been in the stadium once in your life, since you are a shutin.
>inb4 HIV
No

>>151770224
>us
>we
>:D
absolute mental illness

>>151790154
>t. HIV tard still crying

https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/hamburg/doch-keine-massenschlaegerei-bei-kreisliga-spiel-auf-der-veddel,veddel-116.html
>Hinter vorgehaltener Hand heißt es, es seien höchstens zehn Menschen an der Auseinandersetzung beteiligt gewesen.
Ach, na dann, wenn es nur 10 waren..

yes yes
police and their handlanger in politics love to scandalize footie fans
it's important to get the facts right

let's see
>Real Oviedo - Osasuna
>Snunderlandtillidie - Everton
>Serie A x2
someone alert the DFL, this seems like an excellent time to broadcast a bundes or 2nd bundes match

can't wait until köln gets inevitably hit with another transfer ban and go down to 3rd bundes

>>151791825
he(?)'s literally me

>>151791825
wtf is that hair

>>151790191
thanks for the confirmation

>Man City - Cuckmund
this will get ugly

Is there something wrong with the fans of a club if only like 10% of the stadium scream „Nazis raus“ for a couple of seconds if someone made ape sounds to a black player and threw cups of beer at him? What do you think based or way too less?

>>151791549
>still seething
kek

>>151792960
For Shitty

>>151793344
you spent all your saved money from the previous ban on rigging a meaningless blundershitga game lel

>>151793430
Rigging? Maybe your players shouldnt foul so often, or ignore ref warnings despite being on yellows, scoring goals from offsides etc, kek

>>151793558
all debunked by my based webms above chudler

>>151792960
>>151793412
Dortmund is the best Aufbaugegner
Gave City a little scare in 22/23 and bäm City righted their ship and won the Henkelpokal

>>151793656
Elbow in face, blocking the keeper, you can pick what you like - no goal
Going studs up into a challenge (even if he slips) - 2nd yellow
Vieira moaning to ref all game, getting warned, even Polzin getting warned, getting yellow, keeps crying AGAIN - another 2nd yellow
Easy

>>151793919
stop coping bro, theres nothing wrong with admitting you cheated us out of a fair win

very nice edit

Morgen kriegen die Hühnchen so richtig hart auf die Fresse. Das wird schön. Bok Bok Bok wie sie dann wieder rumflennen werden. Herrlich!

^ not me, but I agree

>>151794261
thx g vieira pointing made me chuckle a bit ngl

>>151794286
you said this the previous 15 games as well LOL

>Er trainiert mit den Profis, debütierte bereits in der Bundesliga und in der Champions League. Wisdom Mike bringt viel mit. Die Verantwortlichen beim FC Bayern sind davon überzeugt, dass der 17-Jährige ähnlich auf sich aufmerksam machen wird wie jüngst Lennart Karl.
does anyone really believe that?

>>151795024
it's become so easy to astroturf teens

>>151795024
>17
>>151795063
this

>>151794120
accurate

>>151795293
why would you doubt that he’s 17?

Bayern bros, I'm feeling very confident about tonight

>>151801901
This game doesn't really matter. PSG finished like 16th last season and won the CL later. Vorrunde is merely there to entertain us a little more than ever before

>>151801929
sadly yes, but it's important to face actual competition before the games that matter start

>>151801901
heute gibts frische chicken wings in paris

>Michael is identified as the leader of Bayern squad's WhatsApp group. He regularly shares several rap tracks he's created himself with all his teammates.
>Jonathan Tah:"He's the admin of our WhatsApp group. Michael gets along well with everyone in the group, of course with Musiala and Davies, but also with Boey and Kim. He's the main communicator within the group; he's super cool."
>Upamecano:"It's true that you might think Michael is very reserved, but among us, at training or in the locker room, he's very open. He talks and laughs with everyone. He's a friend and always in a good mood. He likes to create a good atmosphere with music and a real lightness."

>>151802253
>among us
sus

>>151802253
>He likes to create a good atmosphere with music
t b00n rapper

>>151802253
170m to City next summer (not even memeing)

>>151802428
Cuckberl let sich auf 70m runterverhandeln

>>151802253
wen meinstn du jetzt mit rappern?

this is going to be a bad day for costumers kek the day their bubble of delusion will burst

>>151802715
its gonna be a glorious day

Today I'm PSG

Der Kompany mit seinem dauernden rotieren. So ein Scheißdreck da kann sich ja kein Team einspielen das wird sich rächen und der Stuhl wackelt

our u17 lads are playing their first match of the wc right now btw

>>151803309
our blacks are bigger then colombias blacks

>>151789564
can he still play more than 3 weeks without an injury?

what a spicy tuesday

will the Schickeria throw toilet paper again?
philistines unironically crying over having to spend a night in Paris

>Dreesen: "Erneut ein Schlag ins Gesicht unserer Fans"
what seppl gun do kek

>>151804134
dont like Bayern but atleast they went to court for their fans today, dont get why every other club cucks out to the city admins in Italy/France..if you cant host the match with accurate security provided, it should be played in neutral venue with fans, or no fans at all. and I don't see UEFA ever doing anything about it.

good chance that no bundes team wins tonight

>>151804183
PSG looks like the strongest team, and while Neapel lost to PSV I dont think they will drop points to Frankfurt...plus no away fans, which is what often helps Frankfurt.

>>151804154
Eintracht went to court as well. Do police even target clubs other than ours? Maccabi recently but that was well deserved

>>151804203
In Italy no, they targeted Freiburg, Frankfurt, specific Dutch teams..and in France away fans are often banned even for regular league matches, apparently.

Götze back in

We are here

>>151803998
>>151803998

>>151804351
nö diggi

How many for burkchad tonight

>>151804487
One xA and two Neapelschlampen

i know its early but gimme your best hühnchen post game copes
>mit musiala hätten wir psg zerstört

^
hs

>>151804518
>keine sau juckt gruppenspiele

>>151804518
they couldn't support their team fully because they had to protest fan mistreatment

>>151804518
Literally me in a couple hours incase >we lose. But PSG is so strong, Leverkusen is one of the better bundes teams and got steamrolled 7-2 , not sure Musiala inform would make a difference desu. A draw away would be great, would keep us top 8.

floppmöller wird heute eingeschult

>frankfurt plays
>bundes can only talk about >us
/bayern/liga indeed

>>151804580
got steamrolled by a bunch of brazilian thugs too

>>151804639
>already bok boking
kwabs3l

>kanker crackfurt fags can't behave
>wahh wahhhhhh why are we not allowed in your stadium :(

>Bahoya
>>151804645
Ten Hag effect, he would have relegated them

>>151804518
>we want to concentrate on the meisterschaft and dfb pokal anyways
This will be a beautiful night

>>151804518
Bok bok bok bok

PSG rapes them today and Kvltgart on Saturday gives the hühnchen the biggest nachtritt ever

not too shabby so far
Eintracht can get three points here

>>151804343
back from Turkey

ABBs out in full force today
they will be silenced soon though

imagine being this obsessed with a team you hate
what a pathetic life that must be

imagine being this much of a obsessed customer of a team that is not even close from where you come from what pathetic life that must be

how high will it be today? 5? 6? Will bayern even score a goal?

i guess its going to be a 8 - 0 kek

/bundes/ would be cuckstomer free until the end of the year lmao

Fc b00n wins 1-1

just hoping PSG is foolish enough to match Bayern's attacking style

#packmas

Bonjour

Bayern fans: We don't care about your little Bundesliga games anymore. Only CL
Also Bayern fans when the biggest games come around: *crickets*

Heute können die Hühner ja zeigen ob ihre Arroganz berechtigt ist

>>151805877
yeah, that 15 matches unbeaten in a row in europe sure isn't enough to prove anything btw

Kane hattrick

>>151805923
lucky the CWC was in North America

damn is Arsenal team is gonna tear the bauern apart desu

>>151805923
>unbeaten
it's actually a 15 win streak

151805974
>european record
>cwc
bro

what it feels like being Bayern in the Bundesliga

Ref is fucking us over, man..
>>151806015
HIV fag isnt the smartest poster here.

151806042
wasnt me you retard

Mühsam ernährt sich das Einträchtchen

ZETTERER

frankfurtsxhweine blamieren uns mal wider

kek they hid that huuuuuge running track well on TV

>>151805923
>>151806015
fucking kek your customertears will taste delicious

Wirtz will show them today

HEUTE WIRD GESOFFNE BIS DIE B00N TREFFEN

>>151805981
>the slayers of Slavia

>Am Montag hatte die Polizeipräfektur kurzfristig eine Allgemeinverfügung erlassen, wonach sich alle 15 Fan-Busse des FC Bayern an einer Mautstelle außerhalb von Paris an einer Autobahn versammeln müssen und von dort erst um 17 Uhr unter Polizeigeleit zum Stadion Parc des Princes aufbrechen dürfen. "Sogar die Busse, die schon vorher in Paris angekommen waren, mussten Paris wieder verlassen und sich ebenfalls zu dieser Mautstelle begeben", berichtet der FCB.
>Weil es an jeder Mautstelle "völlig unzureichende sanitäre Anlagen, eine einzige Toilette und weder Essen noch Getränke" gebe, widerspricht die Behandlung der Fans "jeglichen Standards". Vorstandschef Jan-Christian Dreesen spricht von einem "beispiellosen" Vorgang, an dem sich kurzfristig aber offenbar nichts mehr ändern lässt.
[kicker]

THE CHAAAAMPIOOOONS
SIE SIND DIE HÜÜÜÜÜÜHNCHEN
LES GRANDES EQUIPES

>bayern fans pissing and shitting on each other
If you would know them you would know that they are into stuff like that

stück für stück werden heute die federn gerupft

auch ein blindes hühnchen findet mal ein bok bok

they're already swimming

DIAAAAAAAAAAAZ

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so fucking lucky lmao

MIA SAN MIA IHR BAUERN

yo that gnabry pass was litty ngl

>>151806776
do you think he will rope at some point?

>he
mental illness

>>151806456
lol

>>151806629
Not long ago this would have warranted a declaration of war against these frog eating bastards

>score lucky goal against league 1 farmers
>act like you already one the CL
embarrassing

BOK BOK motherfuckers

>>151806869
>mental illness
you'd know schizo

>already one the CL
uff bremi

>>151806819
only 2 (you)'s n0er

>you'd know schizo
you are so sad

>>151806903
>le minor spelling mistake xD
kys

>>151806970
>>151806979
yeah, you are posting on your phone and pc kek

is KnirpZ playing today?

>>151807028
did you forget your meddies again?

>y you are actually posting on three different devices
fucking kek this is next level

>>151807105
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

BOK BOK BOK BOK

Upa what are you doing???

Olise really lacks speed man it really shows

BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK


KEK WHAT A HÜHNCHEN

>this is no offside
lmao incoming

>>151807172
>>151807184
Get KEKd

Uli seething rn

>>151807155
>>151807172
>>151807184
LOOOOOOOOOOL

>needing refball to win
classic bayerndusel/manipulation

>ahhhhh var help uuuuusss
pathetic.

average hühnchen fan

>>151807217
>>151807226

not a single game goes by without them having to rig and rig and rig
well according to the club history that behaviour is not surprising

>>151807238
KIKERIKIIII

absolutely pathetic no show from (P)ane so far btw

gnabry will lead us to wc26 screencap dab this

LUCHO

Bayerndusel

LUCHOOOOOO

DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ

LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO

both goals came out of nothing so far lol, psg have been the better team by far

>>151807536
>psg have been the better team by far
this
bayern is just doing suicide pressuring and somehow get away with it

>both goals came out of nothing so far lol, psg have been the better team by far
heh

should've been 0-3

>>151807580
useless egghead statistics, watch the game and see you retard

>eggsgee
>eggsassist

customers actually think >their "team" is playing good football kek

my FC Schalke 04 e.V. aus Gelsenkirchen would bootyblast both of these teams.

>>151807700
not playing Hamburg today

>>151807580
thx for showing its been an even game so far decided by 2 silly mistakes

ist der stanisic komplett gaskrank????
mach doch einfach das tor HÄ

based Tah

WTF JUST TAP IT IN STANISIC

>>151807611
I've been watching since kick-off, and the only reason to perceive it from your pov is to be mentally ill, on a severe level.
seek help

holy BASED tah

hahaha based kick that retard in his schwurbler head some more

>>151807536
>>151807566
>>151807611
>>151807700
>>151807735
>were losing 3-0 b--b-b-but look at the passing stats were leading there!!!

Kane is so bad holy shit

bro this Bayern team is fucking crazy

based Lucho breaking that nafri's leg

>even when he is quoting others he is saying >we
customental illness really is something else kek

>>151807915
good vintage
hope they can make it count (more) this time

jo das ne rote
wasn spackn

dirty bauern tricks as usual

klare rote alter

based fucking Lucho

player of the match with 2 goals and 1 red

BOK BOK INCUMMING THIS AINT OVER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S OVER

>have to injure other team to "win"
kek can't wait for them to celebrate their only title, the irrelevant "meisterschaft, with their 200 "fans" at the rathaus again

was 1 hurrenson

was 1 chad

in the blundershitga b00n would have gotten away with this

finally some objective refs!

Was never intentional. Rough plays on multiple pitches rn.

come on bro it's only a red because hakimi went off injured lol

>customers coping already
looool

Sammer is such a fucking weirdo

You surely cannot seriously complain about that red card

>>151808347
I just do it to be contrarian

you can't be a bayern fan and contrarian though

Didn't even get a caution btw.

>>151808454
>caution
good fucking morning sir

>>151808454
please do the needful saar

>timescumming in the 49th minute already
what are you doing, keep that for 75+

>>151808559
that's the correct word used correctly though

seems like you got ESL checked

is Kane playing?

>>151808722
watch the midfield

Why did the boss nigger not take off Kane instead of Gnabry?

red card killed the game

>>151808828
couldve been a 1:7 and now this slurper
fucking spic idiot

>>151808828
your players killing all the psg stars did

>>151809023
Psg has stars ?

>>151809080
show me bayerns ballon dor winner

>>151809086
The ballon dor is about skill ? Since when ?

BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BOK BOK BOK BOK

>>151809107
hes having a Woltebitch tier no show today desu

>>151809107
England won't win a world cup

>>151809080
PSG make stars, b00n can't even buy them

>>151809185
not really relevant this season innit

>>151809239
Name the stars please

>>151809280
Joao Neves zb, the best midfielder in the world

bayerndusel in full flow rn

>Kim in for Michael
haramball for the next 15 minutes

SPITZENREITER SPITZENREITER HEY HEY

>b00n players celebrating like they've won the cl final
keeeeeeeeek

triumph des willens

>Sieg des Willens
uhm are we allowed to say that?

>>151809736
They should celebrate, since they played 10 v 12

>customers still thinking they will win the triple
most delusional fans on this planet kek

>>151809134
?

Kompany masterclass, amazing haramball performance in the second half with 10 men

this fraud ass team will get their ass handed against Sharteta and Arsenal

>Diaz was a mong
I'm not too mad at him this time around despite the sendoff.

>th th the ref was actually playing for them
coping already

you may now seethe

>>151809790
>psg cant beat 10 man hühnchen
kek

.

>>151809839
>says increasingly nervous man for the 16ienth time this season

>>151809957
Bayern missed 2-3 goals in 5 minutes at one point in the first half

lel

>>151809825
Unironically lol

bok bok bockstarke Leistung by Bayern desu
didn’t think they had it in them

kek Bild don't miss a chance to lay in to Dortmund

.

>>151810176
how can you be wrong ALL of the time?
must suck being this stupid...

>>151810176
thats the score on xG btw, technically he was right

>mia san die besten in europ-ACK
luck is running out, and youre using it in group stages

>>151810176
lol and like 80% of the posts here were from him too

>>151810326
2>1 btw

>>151805314
>>151805401

>>151794286
>>151804518
>>151804956
>>151807238
>>151807184
>>151805877
K W A B
W
A
B
KWABOTY

>>151804766
>>151804737
>>151804580
>>151804568
>>151804563
K W A B O T Y O T D
W
A
B
O
T
Y
O
T
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>>151810044
>Marokkaner
>Moslem-Abschaum
da hat es mal ausnahmsweise den richtigen getroffen

Shoutout to Neuer, Upa, Kimchi and Laimer 2nd half, that was brillant

>>151810515
Laimer was a monster tonight

>>151809839
>>151805981
We're stacking up injuries at the moment.
Looking forward to the game, please don't play Kane. Danke.

>>151810765
Diaz will be out. Musiala will still be injured, Davies will still be injured. Let's not talk about injuries lad

>>151810527
quite literally at fault for the 1-2

>>151810377
>>151810434
>>151810466

>>151810792
>Havertz
>Gyokores
>Jesus
>Odegaard
>Madueke
All injured. Zubimendi not looking great either but we have 3 weeks at least thank fuck.

>b00nn0ers celebrating a lucky group stage win against PSG's B team this hard
I know you hühnchen have been in Chadmunds shadow in europe and not had much to celebrate these past few years, but this is kinda pateti desu

>>151810907
Let's be honest, how many of these players are world class?

>>151810912
why are you pretending to be a dortmund fan

>>151811108
I dont, Dortmund is simply one of the few German teams I have sympathy for besides my beloved HSV

>>151810946
Only Havertz

Are Bayern fans ashamed that Bayern's social media is all in English? I'd be ashamed desu, seems pretty cucked

>>151814208
>social media
who gives a fuck? all pointless cringe marketing for drooling retards

>>151810946
Are you inferring that Davies and Musiala are world class? Lmao

>no doue
>no dembele
>no hakimi
>1 gifted goal
>lucky var decision
>time wasting for more than 45 min
not impressed

>>151814208
huh? it's all German

>>151814726
At their positions they are. Bayern will be much better once they come back

Time to grab a gelbe Schein and enjoy the beer.

Sensational game by Bayern last night. Probably the best since the 8-2 vs Barca

>Did Luis Díaz apologize to the team for the red card?
>Stanišić: "No, he didn't apologize. He was also happy with the win. We actually thanked him"

>>151815377
crazy columbian

>>151815202
Has Davies finally learned how to defend then? Musiala is great at what he does. I wouldn't say they are more valuable to their team than our key missing players though. Your most important player is Kimmich.

Eine Runde Mitleid für HIVogel

>>151815377
Only a radical left sissy reporter would ask that question

his teammates must hate him to not score from passes like this

>>151815491
he doesn’t need to know how to defend as long as he can still rely on his pace

>>151815491
I have literal zero worries about the Arsenal game. As the zoomers would say Arsenal has no "aura".

Well, both Bayern and Frankfurt got points....
Predictions BVB and B04?

>>151815691
K, well good luck with that against Saka
>>151815706
Don't be like a zoomer. You're better than that.

>>151815513
I live rent free in your tiny head

>>151815824
well you gotta live somewhere, because Bayern and Woltechad already occupy yours

>>151815871
Woltebitch wird heute aufgefressen

>>151815532
>remembers the Musiala incident
Is there anything bayernfags wont deflect about, lie and manipulate? Considering the clubs history it does make sense kek but still

we should lock this seething retard and Uli in a room and film it

excuse me *these seething retards

VINI JR Welcome to Bayern Munchen - EL LOCO - #blaxcellence - Despacito

you thought you had enough of retro shit?

>>151815513
kek
thank god this isn't the US or he would have probably shot up a school or something by now

Nike please come before the world cup

>>151816919
>>151816928
huh? that’s a very nice kit desu

solid kit if it wasnt retrocirclejerk

>>151816987
NO, the symmetrical decal is an embarressment to the 1990 one and the logos being on the decal is the shit cherry on top.
How can you have such a horrendous opionon? my god

BREAKING: Real Madrid & Dayot Upamecano have reached a VERBAL AGREEMENT! @Santi_J_FM

Harald Gehstock
>>151816919
Is this the CUM 26 kit?

>>151817484
y

>>151817484
yeah, sounds like a guy that is thinking about leaving

>>151816919
>>151816928
>>151817512
God damn I hate Adidas. Would boycott if Ultraboost weren't the most comfy shoes in the world

>>151817664
he didnt even drop a #miasanmia , hes gone

>>151817687
and nike is coming for that too

>>151817697
This looks laughable. Only Mohammeds would wear something like this

>>151817697
How come Nike has so much more money than Adidas.

>>151817512
>Woltebitch got more DFB photo shoots then goals
KEK what a gay BITCH

>>151816927
you are mentally ill for even thinking about this

>>151817424
the symmetrical shape is a reference to the 1994 kit you Depp

>>151817856
>dropped other NTs like Portugal to make it happen
would be based if the DFB actually resorted to strong-arming tactics like this
Adidas could have offered Italy on the chopping block maybe and the deal would be interesting

>>151817857
they only put the 1990 kit in the reveal. Plus the 94 kit lacked a breast decal and only had a neck one.

>>151817928
They wctually did strongarm somewhat
Every bidder was only allowed one bid.
Adidas offered 50 mil + more per year depending on performances, nike offered 100 mio per year. And since it was a one time bid adidas couldnt up it. Nike dropped several NTs to offer so much money.

>>151817962
no they didn’t
the 1994 design is the background both in >>151816928 and >>151817512
the design is clearly meant to be nod to both shirts

>>151817962
could have had the flags hugging her breasts ffs

>>151818032
kek

based Kvltberg

the raped

Benfica intern is late

>>151818340
what a loss

Pavlidis my boy