Thread 151768189

Please join me in watching the Houston Texans take on the Denver Broncos. My Texies seem to have gotten their season back on the rails. Broncos just murdered Crap Poopscott, kek. I honestly thought Bo Nix sucked in college. Spread is coin flip, so this will be a very comfy game.

As Homer Simpson would say "Aww, the Denver Broncos?" Early thread cause I'm bored. Kickoff in 45 bings

Lets fucking go

Hell yeah Texiebros.
Either we score a defensive TD and win by 10+ or we lose by 20.

also, for legal reasons, next week's thread will be my last with a Portuguese flag for a while. Need to go to Washington...

Bo Nix

>>151768189 (OP)
shit teams

need stream plz

>>151768731
Just turn on fox lil nigga

San Antonio has checked in

>>151768711
Jeet dubs

>>151768782
Welcome in fren

>>151768794
Hello fren!!! Have you made your Texans themed wing joint yet?

>>151768827
Kek was literally talking about this with my fiancée yesterday when we were at the beach

>>151768862
Based, Portugal having a Texans fan base would be awesome

Streaming for anons + VC open

discord.gg/cleanitupjanny

Twenty buckaroos on my buncos winning

It's all about the sack differential today

Hey texiebros

It's all about 1 yard rushes.

TEXIE BROS

SERIOUS QUESTION

IS CEEJ HIM?

Pick incoming

>>151769282
yes

>>151769282
Yes. Based and Christpilled

How is that not a flag?

>>151769355
Checked. Fag incoming.

Pineapple bros…

SACK ALLAN

All that for nothin

>>151769355
u're mother is a flag

PRO KICKERS
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When will that faggot demeco stop assuming kaimi is an automatic 3 points? Texans need to be aggressive

>>151769446
>texans need to be aggressive on 4th and 14

damn calm down bro

>>151769446
Bro they went for it on 4&2, 4&14 seems rather reasonable time to kick

>>151769480
>>151769516
my bad, lads. This stream is an hour behind

>>151769577
understandable my man

>blocked
0-0 kino incoming

Wow you never see kicks get blocked nowadays

My Texies (:

Fuck I knew this game was going to be low scoring

BASED special team play

BLOCKED

Wyf is happening? I'm pooping right now.

>special teams bailing out the pineapple
Ahem,
My Texies :)

If Dell were alive, seejay would drop a 60 yard dragon on the 1st drive

That Now You See Me movie looks STUPID

>>151769752
Lutz is great though, one of the actual legitimate tickets in the league

SHULTZ

>singleton in coverage
EVERY FUCKING TIME

Dalton looks great some weeks and bad others.

Broncos are so fucked without surtain

>>151769282
he's good enough

Lmao what a hold

Is this gonna be a shitty game

Oh boy, time for 3 straight runs for 0 gain

>slam into the back of the line over and over and over again
hahaha what the fuck is this playcalling

>broncos most penalized team

damn didnt know yall was chill like that

Fuck you Nick Caley you stupid retard

I wonder if he knows you can run to the edge...

Yep, that's my shit texies oline

>texans false starts
Many such cases

Shoulda play actioned on 3rd

Lol they ran into a fucking wall 3 times in a row

What the fuck are these bo nix pictures

Defense playing well so far

>>151770088
What's wrong with them?

>>151770015
Sir, that is unnecessary.

>>151770103
Tf is wrong with you

holy crap Lassiter is so good.

That’s my lil nigga Kamari

Bros, I'm starting to think this Bo Nix guy sucks

This D is relentless

>>151770232
>Mo Dix

>>151770232
Non-americans really don't understand football

>>151770134
>Mein Houston
>Blitz heavy defense
>Shock and Aew offense

Oh shit they killed CJ.
Rip my dude.

rip stroud

HEEM

>>151770235
its a proper swordfight out there innit

Fuck you Denver

End of Texans seasons

NOOOOOOOOOO

Stroud dead

Holy shit CJ just got knocked into the shadow realm

>>151770232
This t.bh

Fucking lawl

did he died?

>cant touch a qb even if he slides late

ok sry

Mills mafia time

Well fuck! I hate Denver now

HEEM SLEEPY

there goes my money

>late slide caused this
he should've just stayed up

>get the first down like Bo
>I JUS CAINT

>>151770294
I am quite obviously American

Man that didnt even look bad Stroud is soft as fuck

It’s General Mills time

I keep saying just ban the feet-first slide and this sorta shit won't happen.

>>151770294
newfag

>they picked up the flag
Wtf why are YOUR reffies like this?

Shoulda slid sooner desu

Spaghetti game

We dem reffies

>>151770426
Probably should because it doesnt seem to do what its designed to do

Offsetting penalties already don't make sense sometimes, they REALLY don't make sense if one of the penalties being offset usually comes with a loss of downs

DEI refcrew

INTERCEPTION

PEEEEEEEEEEEK

Yeah my Chiefs are winning this division

Ultimate comfy game. Too bad cj is dead

Why does it take Bo Nix at least 3 quarters for him to remember he is the starting QB

hahaha fuck you ponies

>>151770616
We Mills Now(?)

PLEASE CEEJAY COME BACK THIS IS A WINNABLE GAME

>>151770641
You fuck ponies?

It's funny that everyone's trying to shit on the broncos, obviously it ends with broncos 7-2

Texies win this

brain status?

>>151770637
>sucked at auburn
>sucked at Oregon
Don't know what to tell you

what awesome placement

>>151770675
blo dix is having a flu game you retarded fucking Moroni

Nico my goat

>tho pix
yeah mahomie is winning the division

Bros?

>>151770699
soupy

>>151770718
And? CJ Stroud is dead

>>151770712
Thats what your mom said about my dick last night

>>151770751
aryan Mills is better

what's his name again?

>>151770802
Bit racial innit

yay 1st and Goal at the 1 again.
3 straight runs for 0 yards incoming

>>151770751
You forgot about the power of the neck

>>151770802
And there it is

????
What was that

cant make my mind up on riley moss is he good or not. his stats are good but whenever I watch him its not great

>texans redzone offense
Caley needs the firing squad

A lot of orange in the stands.

How do players know who's supposed to stay down after a play to get some time?

Bros are the texans cursed?

>>151770908
Like half of Houston cares about the Texies, and that half only cares when they are in 1st place.

>>151770853
He's a lowlight reel generator, gets picked on a lot more since he plays next to Surtain and no one want to toss it at him.
He's alright outside of being burned bad a couple times a game.

>>151770908
This is literally every game for us. The BoB era killed the fanbase and now we have a bunch of seatgeek parasites who buy the season tickets and sell them off. The stadium is also in the middle of nowhere. Until the Texies are dominant good, this is how it will look.

>>151770965
Yes, are you new here?

>>151770981
That's why I love the team

>>151770802
you were saying?

>>151771010
what will you think when they build the new stadium in fucking Sealy or Willis?

Looks like it's gonna be a pineapple kind of game

>>151770965
Nah, they just keep making bad front office choices. They have built good teams, but one way or another the front office got in the way.

>>151771010
Really wish the stadium was downtown like minute maid and Toyota center. Downtown needs some life

I would imagine the kind of people that talk to AI on their phone lack an inner monologue

SUH SUH SUH
SUH SUH SUH
SUH SUH SUHGAR TOWN

>>151771056
Or across the street from the Spurs new arena with a billion dollar revamp to make the Alamo Dome modern. The Texans name can follow them

>>151771070
Kek I just remembered easterby

>>151770981
Based

>>151771130
there's no room there already. Gotta build further out.

Pineapple x2 btw

>>151771142
Jesusterby... Definitely wasnt the 2nd coming haha

is it tight to live in houston?

>>151771215
Who tf uses tight anymore?

>>151771056
>>151771104
Uniroincally needs to be somewhere along I-10. It’s the main lifeline of half the city and most of the wealthy types who would actually buy tickets.

STING

>>151771255
guess you don't know things

IT'S STIIIIIIIIING

Sting says no thank you

stung...

>>151771331
I used to know things, but then they changed what things meant, and what things means now frightens me.

>>151770897
This.

its ogre

Sutton is so good

Calen Bullock fucked up

can't believe I saw a TD today
I want a refund

TORAINAH-SAN! TOUCHDOWNU!

gg's
It's over.

>>151770965
They have a 2 game winning streak against the Broncos right now so who knows

>>151771408
What, you think there's something better than spamming running up the middle at 1 and goal?

Texies can never overcome a one point deficit

The sleeper has awaken.

>>151771215
Yeah, lots of job opportunities and it’s inexpensive, but the city is also fucking huge and getting to one side from the other is a trip. Theres a saying that Houston is an hour and a half away from Houston.

>>151771445
Don’t tell Caley, he might get ideas

>>151771474
I thought Houston got jeeted? Or is that just parts?

>>151771523
That's Austin

>>151771523
there's quite a few jeets in houston, yeah. along with every other immigrant

Fucking love Sutton

oh I'm sorry, did you hit somebody in an NFL game? Can't have that.

>>151771523
Nah, we are an oil/energy city.

How are you supposed to hit someone? It feels like every tackle is a penalty if they want to call it

>>151771584
Why are they like this?

Denver is calling way less blitzes and Houston is calling a lot more basic offense now.

>>151771559
I’ve almost never seen jeets. Lots of asians/mexicans/saudis but not jeets.

Mills looking nice

Mills is doing things!

If only PS2 was playing

>>151771661
They're all down in sugar land

>>151771646
We have our backup QB in, of course the offense is going to be basic.

>>151771661
Sugar Land, Clear Lake are full of em.

>>151771661
I just assume the guys that work in the gas stations are jeets

>>151771696
>going to sugar land without a reason
theres your problem

A heckin draw? At this time of the game? At this part of the field?

>>151771761
Nick Caley is just picking up where he left off

Just let Mills memechuck it all game

Torena-kun, the Texies are winning this game

>>151771791
This, white CBs draw DPI flags all day

Texans dont have that dawg in them

I want more FGA for Kaimi. Let's kick it on first whenever we cross midfield.

>>151771739
I used to work in sugar land. It's comfy there, some good bars and restaurants

>>151771854
They do they just need to be let off da chain

Pineapple x3

>we got 2 niqqas counting pineapples
Basado

>>151771881
I’m more of a west Houston guy, CityCentre is the bomb

>>151771888
Trips of truth. Just wish they could figure out how to convert 1 yard

>>151771934
How about no

>>151771888
Checked and correct

is his name really bidet?

MMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>151772029
PURE BLITZES

Is bo nix trying to be thro pix

>>151772073
I'm afraid so

Can General Mills lead his men down the field to end the half?

>>151772073
I'm frightened so.

God i hate sean payton so god damn much

>>151771924
Pineapple counting is fun because it happens every single game in the brilliant Caley-ian offensive system

is CJ ded?

>>151772183
Ya got concussed

>>151772183
Yeah, gonorrhea

>>151772183
He's just praying in the tent

>>151772183
I'm afraid so

MOOF

what the fuck

This half will not end

>>151772183
im spooked in that general direction

>>151772183
I'm frightened so.

RECOVERED

My Texies (:

what a retard, holy shit

Isn't Bandy always doing this?

>>151772277
>white KRs

>>151772269
Her smile and optimism?

Bo cannot win with these cats.

ALLEN DED

>allen ded
its fucking over

Zach Allen ded
this is bad for the broncos

>>151772302
Relax, pablo, there's still plenty of game left.

>>151772331
>>151772312
>>151772311
This is what the bronkeks get for playing down to their competition all year

now they'll be swept by the Chiefs and lose the AFCW

he'll walk it off

What the hell is mills doing

that's what they get for being dirty

Sack attack

Another cardiac pineapple!

Pineapple x4

>>151772394
Yea but it was a nigger qb anon what can you expect?

Smoke break

>>151772295
not very first rate right now

I swear neither of those last two field goals went in

>>151772368
>playing down to competition
>literally 2 of the best defenses in the nfl
why are queef fags like this?

>>151772467
oh its in you just cant feel it

>>151772455
Damn I could go for one right now. My girl won't let me ):

>>151772483
Yeah I need a doink to feel it :(

>>151772488
Weed legal or seen as ok over there?

>>151772482
Yes, barely beating the New York Jets, and being blown out by the New York Giants for 3 quarters is barely beating the competition and playing down to them.

Broncos by all intents and purposes should've been swept by New York.

>>151772467
The league feels bad for us

>>151772511
It's essentially legal to possess but the only way to get it is from gypsies or Arabs who might just rob you instead

We'd be leading 30-7 if we could just fucking score in the red zone

>>151772563
>he doesn't have a friend from high school that went into a trade and still sells weed so he buys from foreigners
ISHYGDDT

>>151772611
Sorry that I didn't bring my friends here when I emigrated. I tried but they said no

>>151772651
Then are they really even friends?

>>151772602
Texans monkey paw. You can have an elite defense, but your offense will never complete redzone tuddies

>>151772602
Scoring on the goal line Caley offense? Now you’re just being selfish

>>151772602
Lol. Lmao, even

>>151772602
we'd be winning if we weren't losing

>>151772674
Thats fine, if you think about it we could have won a few games if the pineapple was elite, if we had a 99% accuracy elite kicker then we could be fine with a stale/bad offense.

Texiebros, I found an apple crisp soda at HEB the other day. Stuff tastes like carbonated apple juice and it’s really good.

>>151772773
I miss me some HEB

>>151772838
They have chinese food again but they keep putting the glazed chicken with white rice not fried rice...

Broncos come alive in the second half, this game is over

>>151772906
It really do be like that don't it

broncos are going to lose thanks to their shit special teams

Cyclones coming out to play footie

Texans are gonna lose. Am not from the future.

>>151772946
They don't think it be like it is but it do

>>151772991
I am from the future, mills is about to throw an interception.

I went to McDonalds to get a sodie pop yesterday and the cup didn’t have a monopoly piece on it >:(

Does it hurt to have a long neck?

This is the second time the Broncos have concussed CJ Stroud btw

>>151773031
Yeah ive been experiencing that bs as well, fuck them

Schultz really sucks.
KAIMI

I sure do love them field goals bros

>>151773003
Beside football and food what does thanksgiving have?

Pineapple x5
I’m going to need to make more pics

aww jeez 5 pineapples?

To meet single football milfs, are Target and the sports bar next to it the places to be?

it's a kaimi vs broncos game

>>151773178
Beer

>>151773196
Id imagine you would find one working at Sportclips. Think about it, usually hair stylist/cutter is a single mom and around sports all day so they are bound to absorb the information and at the bare minimum would be able to deal with it if not come to enjoy it with you.

Bros with a concussion, that means CJ is going to be out for next week as well

>>151773302
It's changed since you moved. Its winecoolere now.

These behind the line of scrimmage plays never work out for the Broncos.

>>151773359
We're gonna need twice as many field goals

>>151773359
He shouldn't have tried to hero ball it.

Remember when it was leaked that CJ Gardener-Johnson was bitching about Jalen Pitre getting a contract? Now that bitch is still homeless

I mowed lawn and raked leaves and I can still watch almost half of the game if I wanted to

Imagine if our Texies won the Superb Owl just by having an elite defense and kicking nothing but FGs

>>151773468
You're not even winning this game bro lol

>>151773468
Im 100% for it

>>151773517
D:

based toy story enjoyer

>>151773517
I'm not on the roster for either of these teams though

>>151773517
why you gotta be mean

>>151773196
maybe, dick's and academy might work too

I guess we try for another FG and then bleed the clock for the game and tell the defense to just be good for the rest of the game

My fucking broncies suffering a spiritual loss punting there. Can't get a 1st with inches to go, ya ass dont deserve to win.

How the fuck are the broncos 6-2. They're fucking garbage

>>151773850
broncies don't actually start playing until the 4th quarter

>>151773836
We can commiserate

And you see why General Mills is the backup and not the starter

>>151773850
Sean Payton and his buddies are overrated coaches + team will regularly not execute plays correctly

>>151773850
Carried by our defense and PS2 is out

>3-0 when losing after 3.
HOW

>>151774163
Anime protagonist syndrome

>>151773850
They're basically the texans with a better offense. I'm honestly amazed we've led most of this game.

and just like that denver is back in it

IT'S COMEBACK TIME

Yeah we're gonna lose this game. Welp, it was a fun year boys.

Obligatory Houston secondary giving up on 4th

Texans will never overcome a tie game

Calen, what the fuck was that defense?

Broncos and their 4th quarter witchcraft

hella nutty 2pter, sick

Mayhaps Mills will do stuff, yes?

HOLY SHIT HOW DO THEY KEEPBDOING IT IN THE 4TH

Why can't they do this in the first 3 quarters of games

>>151774289
I would say its black magic but this shit is like god sent

>>151774315
>happened in the 1st
>blame it for the whole game when they led most of it
wewlad

>>151774378
With a competent qb, Texies would certainly have more than 15 points

>>151774378
The Chiefs would never have to rely on injuries broncuck

God Mills is so fucking bad

Whoever is calling plays on offense needs to be pulled apart by monster trucks in the astrodome.

>>151774498
Many are saying this

>>151774460
They rely on the refs instead, as has been empirically proven.

>Queefies already getting scared of the Broncos

Kek

>>151774460
Yea they just suck on their own

Sting….

>>151774496
He's not completely shit just needs a bit more experience. Nearly connected with both dragons just doesn't have a good connection with his receivers. It doesn't help that our offensive play calling is dogshit wrapped in catshit dunked in birdshit.

>>151774498
it's me, I'm calling the plays

>>151774573
>more experience
He was the starter for two seasons

>>151774596
forgot my pic

>>151774596
Hold the ball as long as possible every offensive play except for obvious hurry up scenarios.

I love shooting ourselves in the foot

We’re veering close to another “what if” loss to be the best what if team in the league

I can't take this slop anymore bros

God fucking damn it

Bo is just not on it today

you now remember we missed a potentially game leading/winning FG and also got stopped on the goal line on 2 different drives

God, Sean Payton stopped calling some bullshit screens but won't run the ball again

This is such a semen slurper of a quarter with Davis Mills out there

Bo needs to thro another pix

elite punting contest desu

PUNT BOWL

kino punts

If this shit game goes to OT.....

>>151775099
>15-15 tie

What a hit

>>151775099
dont manifest that evil

>>151775128
I'm afraid so

HEEM

Broncos will lose. They're cursed for getting big headed for beating the trash Cowboys.

>>151775099
A fate worse than hell

Honestly, I wouldn’t even really care if the Broncos just ended it here with a FG. Our offense isn’t going to do shit and I’d prefer to not play OT with this semen slurper game.

>>151775220
>>151775099
We should have tied against the Jags. And against these Broncos.

Checking in. Stroud is out?

>>151775291
Yeah concussion

>>151775254
Clots went down. Need this win to get back in the division

>>151775291
Qb slide injury. Most retarded thing ever.

>>151775291
Died, holocaust

>>151775291
He died

>>151774612
Recency of experience matters more than the sum of all experience.

>>151775311
Offense can’t even get us to the Broncos side of the field for a FG

GETTING SCARED BUNCOS?????

Bo Nix bros....not like this....

Fucking brocnos and these heart attack games

Literally just huck arm punts four times in a row please

CAM ON MILLS

SCORE SAM FACKING FIRST DOWNS

General Mills time
Can he lead his platoon to the promised land?

Mills please just throw a pick six

God this is so sad to watch

Goddamn this game fucking sucks to watch.

>>151770802
most retarded post itt award goes to (You)

Has either team even had a first down in the past hour?

Guys im gonna have a heart attack.

PUT ME IN COACH

Fire totoo out of the fucking sun

Auburn fired Hugh Freeze today. makes me think bo nix made a good choice leaving that program

We going to OT. Denver sucks ass

>>151775512
IM READY TO PLAY

>>151775507
I keep telling you not to use cheetos as a breading substitute

I bolieve

Nix is ELITE

YOU RACKA DISCIPRINU

There it is, just kill us

>>151775540
Fuck no, this is it.

>>151775553
Just according to keikaku (keikaku means plan)

FOOOOOOOOOOMBLE

>4th quarter Houston defense
every fucking time. Fuck this dogshit team

If I’m Nick Caley, I’m watching roofs for snipers

DOINK

>The Broncos haven't played a team with a winning record in a month
>they won't play a team with a winning record for another 2 weeks

Hang Nick Caley

CJ wins this game

NINJAAAAAAAAA

Kill everyone associated with the offense of this team. Then rape everyone on the defense for absolutely jobbing at the very end.

>>151775686
>black qbs

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

STOP GIVING ME HEART ATTACKS BRONCOS

At least my Aggies and Spurs are guud...

Oh hooray the broncucks win another game they had no business winning because of retarded bullshit

On behalf on Houston, we apologize to any broncos fans that had to endure this semen slurper

>needed to injure our QB
spiritual loss for Denver

BRONCOS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIEVES

ggs Broncos
Stroud wins this game unfortunately. This is just 2025 Texans sadly.

Every Broncos game is a by the seat of your pants shitfest until they somehow win

Definitely never in doubt. Totally.
Really though, if Shroud didn't get concussed the Texans probably win this one.

Would have liked to have seen Sean call timeout with a couple more seconds than 3 in case of a dropped snap but they got it done

Another few years off the ol life span. Thank you bronkies.

man

>>151775742
It’s not sustainable. They will lose in the playoffs

>>151775803
It's actually how teams usually win in the playoffs

THERE WAS NEVER ANY DOUBT

ALWAYS BOLIEVE

>>151775803
I genuinely believe meme magic can bring them at least one playoff win

>>151775733

Sadly this is us this year. Colts might shrink, Jags are ass yet sneaky as always, and the Titans are just ass. Texans fall backwards into the playoffs at best unless they get a lot of help.

Once again, the broncos forgot that you're supposed to play the entire game, not just the 4th quarter.

>>151775694

Yeah, but ritualistically turn them all into women first. Inseminate all their wives and then ritualistically kill them all too.

There wasn't a moment I doubted a 4th quarter super saiyan broncos but why do they play it this way

SCORIGAMI SCORIGAMI SCORIGAMI

>>151775902
Its funnier that way

Fuck this team. See y'all next week. Thanks broncies fans for being good posters

>>151775977
I unironically think you guys would've won if CJ didn't die

>>151775977
Texans played good

>>151776182
*Texans defense

>18-15
>manning-tebow
Ok im officially starting to put money on the broncos for this seasons owl

>>151776206
Special teams also performed well. Offense just couldn't do anything.

Broncos will win the Super Bowl

>>151776182
That's the point. In 3 of our losses, the team played well but spilled spaghetti everywhere at the worst time

Miss me yet?

>>151776389
My texies deserve to lose until they figure out all the retarded oline shenanigans and 4th quarter secondary slipping. I'm honestly amazed they kept the false starts to a minimum

>>151776513
Sale the house for a good oline but then we would eventually kose our elite D

>>151775733
>couldn't score at the line 3 consecutive times
le shigpig

>>151775977
I hope you and your country die by next week