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My kangz are gonna bootyblast the kitties today and there’s NOTHING you can do about it

Go Vikes!

>>151768523
>assuming she knows it because she's rich and owns the team
Nah, she just needs to drive a golf cart around and give people popsicles during training camp
Thatll suffice

>>151768556 (OP)
Trip on faggot

mahomie stats poster we miss you..

I need a way to block politics from my internet, dumbest fucking people in history.

I got up an hour early because I thought there was an early international game

Cynthia looking walled as hell

>>151768626
You actually got up at the same time as you would have if you didn't get up an hour early

Based & 101 to the 405 driven

>>151768642
I binge drink on the weekends and set an alarm to wake up for football

vikings - lions game thread

>>151768672
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>>151768672

Mad at my Vikies? It is more common than yall cope, seethe & think!

Heading to Buc-ee's before the games, anyone want anything?

What's the Viqueef cope going to look like when it's 28-0 in the first half?

>>151768627
Be respectful

>>151768661
this but crack cocaine & an alarm to sleep (lay down completely still with my eyes closed and remember to breathe) for 3 hours before gametime

Go Pack, Go!

49ers vs Giants

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>>151768685
President Xi, it’s time. Send the DF-41’s.

>>151768685
what's this body type called?

>>151768578
Have mercy Kang!

>>151768685
Whats a Buc-ee and why do dysgenic people love it?

>>151768685
Wallys > Buccees

>>151768732
Thats a standard amerigolem swine physique

Colleen mogged Cynth to oblivion this Sunday.

>>151768748
Its a huge truck stop with tons of food, candy, a gift shop, like 50 gas pumps and everything!

Also they unironically dont let actual truckers with semi trucks come and get gas, they are trespassed off the lot.

>>151768748
it's a giant gas station and convenience store with its own food and became a meme

>>151768685
man this is sad..damn

>>151768780
>>151768789
Sounds hella mid fr fr ong

>>151768748
Buc-ee’s are known for their large gas stations that have clean bathrooms. For some reason big fat slobs in America see this as a challenge.

The hoe at the drive thru gave me an extra mcmufin by accident now I can't stop farting

>>151768798
Its a road trip / roadside attraction. If you are into those, its pretty fun. If you arent into road tripping its not going to be interesting to you.
The roap trip tourist traps were huge in the USA, and are slowly dying.

>>151768815
if you've ever driven through the US on long road trips you can appreciate clean bathrooms. But yea it's pathetic.

>>151768765
Stop objectifying women

>>151768866
No.

>>151768815
>>151768855
>clean bathrooms
I mean thats only relevant if I need to take a shit and I only do that in the morning or night when Im at a hotel I presume. But I can agree a nice bathroom is good to have

>>151768831
>pats, giants, jets, bears broncos, raiders, rams, chargers

megachusetts would be the greatest sporting state of all time

Pants pack
>>151768822

I am the only customer at the sports bar right now and the bartender is a milf with 2 kids.

>>151768885
those teams all suck ass tho

>>151768855
>make sure your piss and shit go inside the toilet and flush

i don't understand why this is so difficult for so many americans

>>151768878
it's more relevant if you are traveling with a woman.

Dont know what it is like in Germany but here the gas station/road stop bathrooms can be nightmares and that affects the women more.

cant make my mind up on riley moss is he good or not. his stats are good but whenever I watch him its not great

Almost time to watch the Bengals defense give up 30+ points again and make another shit QB look like prime Peyton Manning.

>>151768900
Hit her with the
>Im sweet youre hot... wanna caramellize? ;)
>>151768908
Fair. Most bigger gas stations make you pay 50ct but have clean bathrooms. You get a 50ct voucher you can then use when you buy shit. I never do so I have twelve of them in the car. One day Ill have enough to buy a gas station whore BJ with Sanifair Vouchers

>>151768934
caleb will miss throws at least

Bears v Bengals
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>>151768941
I was just in Berlin and the random 0.50 euros public bathrooms they have are game changers imo. I even used my credit card for one.

49ers @ Giants

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>>151769011
Falcons @ Patriots

we comfy :)

>bengals beating bears
>vikings beating lions
>panthers beating packers
>titans beating chargers
>falcons beating patriots
>giants beating niners
>steelers beating colts
>texans beating broncos
>raiders beating jags
>saints beating rams
>bills beating chiefs
>commies beating seahawks

which would generate the most shitposting?

>burrs
lmao

>>151769092
Bengals over Bears because people love to shit on the Bears
Vikings over Lions because mini soda fans are insufferable
Falcons over Pats because >penis and people are obsessed with bradysknee

>>151768764
nice flag

what's his name again?

>giving up a 99 kickoff return TD to a white boi name charlie jones who played at fucking purdue

embarrassing

>>151769498
>Starts dating Madison Beer
>Plays like shit

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>>151769584
once she got to his precious bodily fluids it was all over

How many teams do you follow closely?

I called it. Whoever has Caleb in fantasy is going to be very happy.

Tom Brady sounds like a nerd

Aaron Rodgers SUCKS

>>151769003
Did you like it?
>>151769743
>the goat on the most autistic position in sports is a dork
Shocking

>>151769743
The only thing Brady did when not sleepibg or at practice was study film with Belichik.

>>151770051
surprised he doesn't want to get into coaching.

>>151770081
he propbably would if he wasn't getting paid a kings ransom to commentate.

>>I'm from Houston too and always had a soft spot for LA because there's alot of raza over there
kek do chicanos really

lol

WIZARD
>>151767388
WIZARD
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WIZARD
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WIZARD
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WIZARD
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>>151768685
pickled quale eggs

brain status?

>>151770469
Tua

Is Drake Maye good?

>>151770568
Yeah, team is beating teams that they should beat he's playing real well

>thro pix
kwab

>>151770370
Who got Damar'd

peak college > peak nfl
average nfl > average college

>>151770683
college football sucks.

>>151770568
He's fine, nothing too special though

>>151770683
>watching amateur sports
shiggy dig

>>151770644
stroud got heemed but didnt leave on a stretcher. he was down for 5 minutes though

>>151770748
>>151770707
cfb is the proud #2 of the NFL's #1 to keep inferior sports in check

>>151770683
>peak college > peak nfl
lol

>>151770753
Black don't crack

>>151770683
leaf knows ball

where's the kiwi that's always spamming bo propaganda?

>>151770890
>That one tweet going around saying that Mo Pix is the best qb of last years draft

what's wrong with him?

Godgers is just too good. If these POOPlers just get their shit together on defense then it is over.

Someone should go low on Mahomo and take him out

my falcons :(

Is bix nood elite?

The Chiefs are so much better than the rest of the league it isn't even funny.
Colts do not look impressive at all and are losing to the Steelers.
Broncos are struggling against a Stroud-less Houston.
Green Bay is losing to the Panthers.
And yes, they're going to beat Buffalo today.

>>151771477
best QB in the Broncos history

how does this even happen?

Chargers are finished

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>151769910
yea Berlin was great

>>151771587
you know how

>>151771810
Nudes when

Pats coaching is so much better than the Bills, it's over for the division if the Bills lose today.

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

>>151771903
how the hell do the Chargers find a way to F it up every single year

>>151771832
I have some, but I signed an nda

>>151768556 (OP)
>boreball

Are the Bills hiding Josh Allen playing with a broken hand? He hasn't been able to throw since they played the Saints.

>>151772062
He married a succubus that is draining his soul (and nuts). He better be doing No Nut November.

>>151772062
I don't see why they'd do that. Their schedule is pretty easy and Mitch Trubisky is decent enough to not cost them every game Josh is out, so there's no reason to make him play injured

>>151772245
Somethings fucked, he's got no arm stength and can't throw a tight spiral and accuracy is all over the place. Too high or too low.

>>151772319
He can't stop beating off to that scene from Sinners

>>151772369
Nobody knows what you are talking about.

>>151772457
Beating off means male masturbation.

carpet nuke atlanta
it's the only way

>>151772062
Receivers can't get separation, they need to make a trade for someone that can stretch the field.

>refs calling penalties on literal phantoms
Lmao

>>151772805
how does reffing get worse each season?

>>151772869
Black qb play keeps getting worse so refs have to do more to hide it.

Look at Mr. Speed Racer over here

>>151772994
sneed raper

>all these cringey TNF ads
When did the networks start treating the announcers like their own mini celebrities with prominent features? Not even the play by play guys the fucks that yap during halftime. I don't give a fuck about that bald fuck that played for the Eagles. I miss when they just called the game

kwab status?

>>151773015
it never ceases to amaze me how unoriginal and unfunny you people can be

>>151773041
>concussion
He got hit in the chest, black qbs are naturally concussed.

>>151773152
I laughed.

>>151768556 (OP)
Does the parity of the NFL reach unfun levels? I mean just look at this mess, why can't we just have guaranteed losses. Why does Tenn have a shot vs Chargers? Houston beat Denver? Minnesota beats Detroit on the road? Green Bay lose to fuckin Carolina?

Like lets go.

>>151773041
Let me spike your head in to the grass and see how big of a bitch you are.

>dannyturndaballova
can't really believe this fraud tricked me into believing he was decent

>>151771587
Having an entire offensive line of UDFAs and Trent Williams for 13 games a year.

The Chiefs will be the 1 seed after they beat the Colts

>stroud literally got knocked out in the first quarter
>still has as many yards as bo does through the 3rd quarter

what the fuck is bo's problem?

>>151773407
Idk but this fucker is ruining my survivor pool

Buncos are a 4th quarter team.

Jordan Love is a stupid fucking nigger lmao.

>>151773946
uhhhh janny???? janny are you here??? janny clean it up!! please janny this racism is raping me!!!
janny are you ok?????

yeah i'm thinking goodell needs to step in and personally behead arthur blank, rich mckay, terry fontenot, raheem morris, and everyone else involved with that shithouse franchise

Caleb should've been a WR

>>151768556 (OP)
>Danny Dipshit

>>151768556 (OP)
said my Vikies was gonna get blown out didjya?
said my we werent gonna score before the half didjya?
said JJ was gonna be exposed as a bust and a fraud didjya??
WELL LOOKY LOOKY AT US NOW!! YA MUST BE GOIN DOOPIN MENTAL!! GET THOSE TUCKED LIONS TAILS FUDGESUCKERS!!!

Reminder Youngcuck is a self hating Mexican that was raped by Raider cholos

I completely forgot that the Broncos were playing

>>151774159
You know that Goodell works for Arthur Blank, right?

COLTS ARE FRAUDS

>>151774606
Also, the sky is blue

>green gay
HEEBY JEEBIES!

The Bengals are getting absolutely raped on the ground

>>151773407
why is /nfl/ still trying to make Bo Nix happen? Because he's White? He sucks.

>>151774727
Yeah the NFL 'loves' white qbs you absolute dumb nigger

>>151774785
>so dumb and raciss he can't even read
brutal

>>151774727
For most of this general, yeah pretty much. In the Kiwi's case though, I think he genuinely likes him as a player based on actually watching him play in college.

>>151774879
they should be migrating to Drake Maye who is actually good.

>>151774584
and?

Patriots are tied for the 1 seed

>eagles on bye
>next two opponents lose today
crazy

GREEN
GAY

>Niners vs. Giants
>Raiders vs. Jaguars
New York TV market today has it rough.

The Chargers are a zombie 6-3

How could Micah Parsons let this happen?

>>151775117
He was a complete non factor all day lmao

>colts shit the bed the moment a steelers loss would immediately put the ravens back in contention
I hate this fucking sport dude

>>151768556 (OP)
Go Rams? Go Dodgers? Ramdgers?

iggles

>Call a challenge to try to get a touchback
>Reffies look at it and determine it actually was a touchdown
Is there a bigger KWAB moment today?

look at the SoS and SoV of the AFC
total frauds

>>151775262
that's like a nashville 6-7

>>151774995
Hopefully that Jew Kraft will allow them to spend to the cap and not waste this opportunity.

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>>151775283
what site?

>>151775262
i would SNIFF that TUSH
>>151775307
E!SPN

>packers lost to the panthers

what the FUCK happened?

>>151775348
jordan love had a melty

r8 this gameday pl8.
Spanakopita, phyllo pastry with spinach and feta cheese.

Go Chiefs!

>>151775348
They wore awful uniforms

>>151775357
Saints @ Rams
>>151775357

>>151775348
Panthers are actually good this year

>>151775348
Jordan Love proved to the media why they keep calling him a future HoFer.

What do you call this flavor of offensive autism?

>>151775348
Jordan Love just isn't very good

NEW
>>151775251
>>151775251
>>151775251

>>151775348
they looked like shit in those unis so they decided to play like shit too

>>151775348
The Panthers aren't a bad team

>danny have five (5) turnovers today

what went wrong?

>>151775348
horrible playcalling

>>151775407
The Patullo Special

oh noes packers 2 loses are by game winning field goals
everyone panic
cap

MCCARTHY always coming in clutch in big games hopefully this continues in regular games too.

Spee, I need some assistance here. I'm unable to watch any games atm, but Google is bugged and telling me the Clots are losing to the Stillers. What's the real score? The media has told me that the Clots are definitely not fraudulent and to ignore the fact that they have a bottom three SOS and we're only bullying the truly dogshit teams, and Danny Dimes is a guaranteed MVP lock because he's never disappointed. There's no way they'd lose to the Steelers, who have been on fraud watch since Big Rape and have proven every year that they're much worse than their record suggests. If the Clots are going to lose to that team, wouldn't that just confirm the Clots are turbo frauds? What's going on Colt Crew? Has Blue forsaken us?!

>>151775412
>posting with chiefs faggots
I'd rather go on a killing spree in KC

Stafford MVP

i am going to hurl myself off a bridge

Apologize to McCarthy right FREAKING now

>>151775437
Panthers should have had a pick 6 in that game too
Should have been a blowout loss for them

Already at 5 wins

Godgers comin for that Lombardi

>>151775491
Panthers would have destroyed the packers if they had a legit qb

what website do u use for scores/standings/stats? the nfl website seems like complete ass

>>151775348
>1-5 In the red zone
Spaghetti was spilt by the fudge packers

>>151775516
>started season 0-2
>now 5-4
WE BACK BABY

>>151775516
I can't bring myself to hate the Panthers despite them being in the division, I even kind of root for them, when they're not playing against us of course.
Bryce is just a likeable lil guy and I like Dave Canales I have no qualms with him taking a HC job.

>>151775536
like any team has this season right

>Donkeys are legit guys
>squeak out a win against a team everyone forgets existed, not even manned by the QB that had one good season, but a guy named Davis Mills, literally only known for this long ass neck
Fraud detected.

my VIKIES made me a happy boy today

>>151775437
1993

>Panthers assraped the Packturds
LMAO
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

and.. that's why you let sam darnold go. darnold would've been rattled as fuck against the lions. mccarthy just needs to fix some kinks because he has the clutch gene in him to take this team to the promise land.

>>151774727
He just wins

>>151775668
>reverse image search
>0 results
Anon...

Bix Nood is a winner.

>>151773654
I kneel

>MCBORGAR
>BIGMACTRIPPLESTACK

FLACCO?
MORE LIKE FLAGGOD!

>packers lay an egg against the panthers, giving detroit a chance to take the lead in the division
>detroit implodes, giving the bears a chance to catch up to them in the standings
>bears now choking away to the bengals
straight ass division

>Bears actually choked their lead
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stoolers are going to rape Herbert

>>151775806
I look like this and say this

bears vs bengals is like when a retarded force meets a down syndrome object

BEARS BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Does anybody actually believe the Bengals defense can stop them from getting into FG range?

>>151775951
I hate meme stats

>Thro Six with yet another game winning drive
>Against the best defense in the league

>Bears lose
>Lions Lose
>Packers lose
>Vikes win
Ummm yeah i'm thinking were back

Caleb can fuck my bitch! (If I had one)

>>151775834
>>151776050
bungles bungled

>>151776050
HOL UP

>>151776050
>Bears lose
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG KIDDO

>bengals
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151776050
>>Bears lose
Ermm... Ackshully

>6 turnovers
>only lost by one possession
We will be fine

>>151776050
>bears lose
did you forget who they're playing?

>>151775088
Pits that need to be licked

>>151776174
How many of those turnovers were gifted by the refs.

>>151768578
Just circling back here to say I told you so :)

>>151776250
The o-line was getting their shit pushed in all game. Hats off to Steelers D. They came to play.

So the uh broncos are winning the superbowl

>BUNGLES
also poor Joe doesn't have the arm strength for Hail Marys anymore

>lions laid a stinker
At least the packers lost
How fucked are they without tucker kraft?

>>151776336
because stroud is a bum?

kek, brady got cucked by elite joe

>>151776325
Fuck me sir I thought this was a Lions picture nvm.

that crap gaylor or whatever is called, the bum that coaches the bungles, need to be executed this instant
FlaccGOD give you a 470yards, 4TD vintage game and somehow you cannot win? GTFO of that shantytown of bitchcinnati

When I say NOBODY out Bungles the Bengals, I literally mean NOBODY. Worst defense of all-time. A college team could score 30 on them. Hell, I'd give an elite HS team at least 14.

>47-42
Am i taking crazy pills or is nobody playing defense this year? I swear I’ve seen more 60-70 point shootouts and teams scoring 40 points than ever before

God I want to suck a cock so badly.

Bungles D-Line and secondary needs to be taken out back and shot. On behalf of Vikes fans fuck you Bungles.

>>151776250
Zilch. Danny Dimes turned back into Danny Derps.

>>151776374
Yes, there are some historically bad defences this year

>>151776050
>>Bears lose
Not so fast

this is an NFL team

>>151776374
If you wanted to see defense it all went to Broncos v. Texans today.

what happened to all the cowardly lions fans??????

>worried about my lions playing like shit
>pack lost to Carolina 16-13 and lost tucker kraft for the season
>clots gave up SIX turnovers and lost
Guess I don't feel so bad now, but jesus the loins playcalling was doo doo poo poo ass butt

>>151768556 (OP)
I think that Caleb's inconsistency in structure is a confidence issue. In clutch moments, when he has to deliver, he typically makes the throws he needs to.

Let me guess, Bills will beat the Chiefs, but then the Chiefs will beat the Bills in the playoffs again and go on to win the Owl.

It’s miserable being a fan of this team this season. I just had to watch “Davis Mills” flail around for 3 quarters.

kraft pulling that prime pussy

He’s so fucking cute. This zoomer is gonna make me act tf up fr.

Lol packturds

>>151776429
Yea he's pretty obviously overthinking everything. He can make those throws because he does often, he just gets ahead of his own arm.

How the fuck do teams keep losing to the dogshit team that is the bears

>green gay
>>151768556 (OP)
2020 Micky mouse ring
2024 Deferral contracts, Stankees
2025 The ball was not stuck

Yeah thinking 3 big asterisks.

>>151776482
Bengals lost to the fucking Jets just last week. Nobody should be surprised.

>>151776377
Make sure your first is a really nice, girthy one with good hygiene
Don't swallow tho, that's gay

Lions will trade for Hendrickson on a 1 year deal after this, mark my words

>>151776374
Panthers just won 16-13

>>151776470
My pookie owns these other nfcn bums

>>151776531
And broncos Texans was 18-15. Manning and Tebows numbers

>>151776548
Yeah but if CJ Stroud didn't get hurt Texans win that game

>>151776499
checked, make sure it's as black and hairy as possible as well and don't forget to rim his asshole afterwards
btw we'll get em next week my fellow packerbackers

>>151776411
>>151776412
YFWDBWDSO

Kansas City is going to win the superbowl again

>>151776585
Yup, this us the Lions game all over again

>Packers didnt punt all game and still lost to this
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151776564
>possible as well and don't forget to rim his asshole afterwards
Dude we are talking about sucking dick, not gay shit like you

>>151776585
after the dodgers won I'm expecting chiefs and lakers or knicks to miraculously win this year

>>151776412
>>151776411
#1 TE in the draft

>>151776585
betting against KC at this point is actual retardation

>>151776482
Their wins are all based on turnovers against terrible, terrible defences (cowsois, commanders, bungles, raiders)

The moment they face even a semi competent defence caleb will completely collapse

Who died today?
>Tucker Kraft
>Mykel Williams
>Christian Mahogany
Anyone else? I heard JJ got hurt maybe?

>>151776656
wrong, this is our year

>>151776482
The offense would be elite if Caleb was like 10% more accurate

>>151776603
>13 points
>1 missed FG
>2 turnovers

wtf how did they only have like 7 possessions

Unironically, cocks are way more aesthetically pleasing than pussies and it’s not exactly “gay” to like them, per se.

>>151776609
leave me alone breeder this is a packers thread

>>151776677
Stroud and Alt

>>151776677
Tee Higgins got banged up at the end of the Bengals game.

>>151776702
>Alt

pack it up chargers are.done for the year

>>151776702
>Alt
Again?

>>151776677
jj is fine he came back in

>>151776677
JJ is probably fine

>Panthers can crack the top 6 or 7 seed if they win next week
>It's a game against the tanking Saints
Panthers actually winning a Wild Card this year.... we are so back

Are the eagles winning the bye week?

>>151776692
You are a faggot queer who is also probably homosexual as well.

>>151776723
yeah again and he needed the cart so it's bad

>>151776739
It's looking really good for them. Even if the Cowsoys and Cumskins both win.

>>151776738
If the panthers werent chained to bryce young they would unironically be a quite good team

>>151776739
Packers and Lions looked like frauds, so they are the top of the NFC now

"Holding on the defense" is Kansas Shitty's Tush Push

>>151776499
no point in sucking a penis if you're not going to savor the juice

My Browns did not lose today!!!!

Bengals defense is unfathomably bad. Like maybe the worst single unit in the history of the nfl bad. Its honestly impressive

>Vikings locker room speech
McCarthy's gonna murder someone lmao

>>151776789
lions sick donkey dick after bye weeks. we will win by 24 next week.

>>151776846
Yeah, himself because he is glass

Jameis Winstonian stat line

>>151776846
did you see his reaction when his center didn't snap him the ball? he was mad as fuck, mccarthy has the crazy in him.

>>151776887
That last pick was on a desperation heave.

Is Joe Burrow even elite? Joe Flacco is putting up crazy numbers with this offense. Bengals should’ve put more of his money towards defense.

>>151776887
Flacco can't win with those cats.

>>151776887
Last INT doesn't count as far as I am concerned.

>>151776869
>packturd seething about JJ because he isn’t a $55M/yr interception machine
Kwapackturd

>>151776887
How does Flacco produce the same as Burrow with less sacks? I am starting to wonder.....

>>151776909
>>151776913
It doesn't but there was a sack fumble the refs took back that should have so 2 turnovers is fair.

>>151776778
That's not nicey to say about Brycey

So, which team is actually good? Lions let JJ McCarty beat them. Packers got packed up. And colts got raped by the Steelers.

>>151776418
My loins are terrible.

>>151776919
How many games has he started and finished in his career now?

>>151776913
It counts because it was such a pathetic noodle arm attempt

>>151776956
You ready for Chiefs/Eagles III?

Give Stafford his MVP

Not watching any more.

>>151776956
There's no juggernaut team this year. That's probably why it's been so fun.

>>151776910
burrow is a good not great QB

The difference between Burrow and Flacco is that Burrow could actually win some of these all offense no defense games. Flacco can’t win as much.

>>151776956
JJ Mccarthy and Drake Maye will be the best two QBs of the draft class.
They'll face each other in the superbowl within the next 3 years

>>151776994
I'm genuinely not watching that game

>>151776910
They tried. Problem is they haven't drafted a single defensive player worth paying in years. Wheels fell off hard since they didn't sign Jessie bates and that contract would be a fucking bargain given what they are gonna have to do to turn this ship around. Who am I kidding they don't give a fuck about fixing it

>>151777012
their defense is so much worse now

>>151776994
What’s stopping the eagles from doing the same thing as last year?

>>151776887
Jameis would have 4TD-4INTs, perfectly balanced as all things should be.

The last INT was a DRAGON Mary attempt that failed because the bungles have revolving doors for o-line.

>>151777015
still not totally sold on McCarthy yet, he wasn't asked to pass that much today especially downfield

>>151777012
no he didn't

>>151777015
This
It's why you don't draft black QBs. The only good QBs from the 2024 draft class are white

>>151776937
Burrow genuinely holds on to the ball too long. He took sacks in college and now he takes sacks in the league and gets hurt all the time. Their o line is fine.

>>151777015
Bo "unc" nix will win b4 both

time for me to go sleep, thanks frens for another great football sunday, congrats to all frens whose teams won tonight

>>151777046
Was trusted to win the game with his arm and he did.
Things are going to get better over time, still just his 3rd start and he's showed a ton of elite traits

>>151777034
Its basically the same as last year burrow almost had them in the playoffs

Is Rashee Rice a top 10 at his position?

What hell were the Bears at home today?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Cm30TgxJ7Tg

>>151777042
My reffies didn't coddle KC, just as a reminder who runs things around here. This year they'll play nice.

>>151777089
Nah, like the other anon said this may be the worst nfl defense of all time

>2018
Lose in OT of AFCCG
>2019
Win Super Bowl
>2020
Lose Super Bowl
>2021
Lose in OT of AFCCG
>2022
Win Super Bowl
>2023
Win Super Bowl
>2024
Lose Super Bowl

(YOU ARE HERE)

>2025
Win Super Bowl
>2026
Win Super Bowl
>2027
Lose in OT of AFCCG
>2028
Lose Wild Card, retards cope and say it's over
>2029
Win Super Bowl
>2030
Win Super Bowl
>2031
Win Super Bowl

hate viktards
hate bearfags
hate lionpussies
simple as

>>151777121
You lost to the Panthers bitch

>>151777119
Chiefs aren’t a perennial contender any more. They’ll look “revived” going into the playoffs and then get exposed even earlier

>>151777121
alright fudge packer

>>151776982
More than (You)

>>151777121
>hate your ex wife and kids
>hate your trailer in the trailer park
>hate your job at the gas station

MY Broncos

>>151777131
in Lambeau no less. How pathetic

>>151777140
>Chiefs aren’t a perennial contender any more
uh huh, added to the cope collage

>>151777119
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>151777121
>losing to the panthers
>paying the worst QB in the division 55M per year to do shit like this
LMAO

>>151777085
I wish I could go to sleep too
These late games are awful

>>151777121
She has to watch an American team play and American sport because of 1993.

>>151777119
I see that you removed "threepeat" from your shitpost. What happened?

>>151776994
If that happens again it looks like im not watching the superbowl a 2nd time in a row

>>151777119
>>2025
>Win Super Bowl
Not so fast

>>151777181
A Future HoFer 25.webm

>>151777181
>Not the arm punt into triple coverage resulting in an int

>>151777196
At least one blue cat team didn't play like dogshit today.

/nfl/ is a Chiefs board.

Bo Nix is a turbo bust but I just can't prove it yet because their defense is winning them these low scoring games

Grimmest game for my LWWWWLWLions yet

Now that the Packers and Colts got revealed as frauds

Who are the real contenders? Rams? Eagles? Chiefs? Bills?

>>151777212
Our blue cats looked like ass today. Ford Field turf is cursed.

>>151768556 (OP)
FTP

What a fucking joke.

how in the FUCK did we lose to that shit ass fraudulent lions team?

>>151777181
Why wouldn't you just kick a field goal here?

>>151777212
Panthers did play like dogshit though, the Puckers just somehow played worse

>>151777089
idk it seems worse

Matt playing like prime Kobe out there mane

>>151777089
Bengals gave up 25.5 ppg last year, currently 33.3, not even remotely.close.to as bad last year

>>151777277
Defense played well and the OL completely shut down Parsons

Chiefs suck man

>>151777095
Fuck no. Total system baby. Queefs are doing the brady pats thing where they make a bunch of wr2 and wr3 look good

>>151777303
>spend $100M on two players
>lose

KWABOTW??

>>151777251
Vikings as JJ gets better over the course of the year

>>151777265
>losing to the panthers

>>151777344
Packers so far

>>151777307
Mahomes is the top of Mahomes mountain

>>151777251
Eagles
Rams
Lions
Bills
Ravens

>>151777323
Tale as old as time.

>>151777297
I guess maybe lou was actually helping the defense instead of holding it back. I hate this team so much. Nothing will change because brown is so fucking cheap. You'd think he'd at least want to see a lombardy before he croaked but no. Is he part jewish or something?

>>151777251
Chiefs, Ravens, Eagles, Rams

>>151777344
Loins and their fanbase after shit talking the Kangz for the last 7 weeks

>>151767651
>

>>151777366
Checked.

>>151777344
the bungles d

Are the Panthers good or not?

>>151777435
no

>>151777344
Bengals D, Loins losing to JJ McCarthy, Packers losing to Panthers you pick

>>151777435
very

>>151777435
Not bad or good, just nfl purgatory

>>151777344
Packers, Bengals close 2nd

>>151777435
We are above average and it feels fucking great

>>151777435
They're like the Eagles
Good if they don't turn the ball over
Bad if they do
Just depends on how their QB decides to play

RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
>RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
>RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
>RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
>RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
>RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
>RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
>RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
>RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
>RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
>RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS
>RECORD LONG KICK, 67 YARDS

>>151777435
they are frisky

68 YARDSSSSSSSSSSSSS

My Packers fucking suck bro

SIXTY

EIGHT

YARD

FIELD

GOAL

Mahomes is a fraud

>>151777511
>We are above average
Fuck no. Maybe if you had any QB other than Bryce you would be.

>>151777537
shut the fuck up faggot

>>151777528
Webm or it didn't happen

Jerry was right about Parsons

They need to nerf kicking somehow

>>151777559
Kill yourself

Nice kick bro

>>151777572
Yeah and now look at Dallas's defense rank

>kicked it from his own 42

kek

ninjabros...

>>151777566
oh shit it was 68 LOL

>Justin Tucker kicked out of the league and then instantly has his legacy destroyed
Lmao

>>151777504
Nah the Bengals should have been out of it before the onside kick. The packers lost to Bryce young

Why on Earth did the turds give Parsons so much money? Or Love for that matter?

>>151777594
come find me mother fucker

I said that November would show whether the Chiefs were legit or not.

>>151777548
We would not be winning with Tua Justin Fields Kyler Murray or Jordan Love bro

>>151768732
fat soi cuck

>>151777678
is that the same kicker that did a 70 yarder in the the preseason?

>>151777687
far out, look at the zero turning into the 3

>>151777681
formerly sneedlers

Shoughy Ducky

>>151777678
Thanks bro

>>151777678
>>151777716
woops

Games over; I’d be shocked if the chiefs come back

Check these hex's
>>151777777

>>151777712
yes

>>151777517
No way you just mentioned my owl winning Birds in the same sentence as the panthers

>>151777548
The team was absolute donkey shit with Dalton

The 2025 Patriots are basically the 2018 Bears. The teams feel identical. Is Drake Maye just another Mitchell Trubisky who is looking elite for a season due to a cupcake schedule and competent coaching? Feels very obvious to me that they will lose the Bills rematch and get evaporated immediately in the playoffs.

>>151777863
And the longest TD pass in the Owl was thrown by Jake Delhomme
Whats your point?

>>151777863
It will get broken by the end of the season. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>151777863
At least he isn't a creepy pervert. (To the best of our knowledge)

Patty Cuckitini

Two random 2024 first round draft picks and their receiving stats today:
Caleb Williams: 2 ATT, 2 REC, 22 YDS, 1 TD
Rome Odunze: 3 ATT, 0 REC, 0 YDS, 0TD

All according to keikaku.
>Translator's note: "Keikaku" means plan.

>>151777191
?

>>151777932
makes him less relatable

Imagine the seethe here if JJ Mccarthy sweeps the NFCN

>>151777863
As I've been saying for almost a decade now on this board, kickers are warping the league and ruining the game. These teams barely even need to get past mid field to be in field goal range now. They need to make the uprights more narrow or genuinely disallow field goal attempts past mid field or this shit will just get worse and these fags will be kicking field goals from their own 40 yard line eventually.

>>151777712
>>151777678
>>151777623
>>151777540
They've done something to the balls, they're made different or aired different or something. There's no way every kicker in the league somehow added 10 yards to their range without any change in style or technique. Kicking isn't up in college, even your few NFL quality kickers are dicey beyond 50 still.

>>151778014
Hes far more likely to have a season ending injury

Kek, geno yelling at his WR as if he hasn’t thrown 6,000,000 interceptions already this season

Kelce is old and slow

>>151776482
The only dogshit team that teams keep losing to is the Packers, buddy-o.

>>151778028
They didn't change the balls they changed the rules. The kickers are doing the same things they've always done to break in balls they just get days to do it now whereas they used to get hours the day of the game. So yes the balls are "juiced" just not the way you're describing it.

>>151778028
In years prior, you got a fresh brand new ball as soon as the game starts
This year the kickers can practice and choose a ball they like and keep it going into the game.

Buffalel is going to choke on Patty’s nuts again

>>151778028
They're allowed to have special kicking balls and they can do whatever they want to the surface.

>>151777949
In other words, Gayleb should be a WR and not a QB

So it's now confirmed that Burrow is a system QB and WR babby, right? It's just that their defense is historically bad and Browning sucks.

>>151778084
This has always been the case. As I said, the difference is they get several days to alter the balls opposed to hours right before the game.

>>151777848
Trubisky never looked elite. the 2018 bears were carried by their insane Vic Fangio D. Maye is easily better than the titty kisser.

>>151778104
He just needs more protection

>>151777929
look how happy that gay man is

>>151778104
No, both Burrow and Flacco are ELITE.

FUCK

>>151778125
Trubisky put up 6 touchdowns against Buffalo that year but mostly looked middling

Kelce got rocked lmao

Kelshit is hurt

>>151778147
RIP in peace

>>151778147
49IRS DOWNFALL

KELSHIT SLEEPY

>>151778147
Niners trainers must work for Vegas holy shit.

>>151778027
Longer kicks have lower kicking angles
They're theoretically easier to block

Kelce webm?

>>151778158
that was against Tampa who at the time were the worst D in the league. that game was an outlier for him. he was very average outside of that.

>>151778196
explain your workings

How did the Raiders fuck up this generation talent?

>>151778202
One change would be allowing a player to line up over the long snapper

>>151778178
54 knows right away

>>151778178
#54

Kelce got his shit rocked. Too bad it wasn’t a season/career ender. Get fucked faggot.

>>151778147
How do the 49ers get so injured so easily???????

sneaky snake colts faked a punt today

>>151778299
rude

New

>>151778324

>>151778324

>>151778324

>>151778299
the Chiefs are going to win this game and you're about to look retarded

>>151778251
Manipulate season props (win totals, making the playoffs, etc.) with early season injuries as the result of training/recovery malpractice.

Geno finally realizing if you throw to Bowers you'll score TDs