Thread 151770505

so it happened again

>>151770505 (OP)
good thread

Woke up 6 minutes ago, day ruined

I'm taking a sickie today and not texting my boss until 5 minutes before im supposed to start
Ahh 4 day weekend

Good morning my /alf/ brothers and sisters in Christ, I pray you all become born again Christians so we can be bros in Heaven together

>>151770505 (OP)
Good morning alf

>>151777151
Amen.

alf sistas x

how can I be homophobic?
my bitch is gay

>>151774818
dumb larping frogposter

need a boy that looks like a girl

>>151779186
Bit gay

had the craziest dream last night

>>151779365
I was in the biggest army the world has ever seen. We were marching as one on the road to the holy grail.

power

>>151765868
>Who are they targeting at 2 that won't be there at 5? Duursma likely going number one.
duursma is a lock for 1. apparently they are keen to sell the farm for CDT.

>>151780172
bottom

>>151780647
>cromgroid talking about gay sex unprompted
crowpe and seethe mr straight sets

>>151780802
twink

Can I just say something

>>151780411
We'll see about that.

I think gold coast and melbourne are going to do well next season

>>151781869
reckon melbourne are going through a rebuild now, unlike collingwood or the eagles they've let go of their washed older talent at least so they should be good in a few seasons. provided the washed wog finds new life in the gold coast they'll be good, had a big exodus of talent but their list is still good.

>>151783380
sus

>>151770505 (OP)

What is the afl going to do about not having an answer to Reece Walsh from the nrl?

>>151784210
did unc have a trip down memory lane?

>>151784210
ah noo im beached iz broo!

where in the cunting fuck is the fixture

dosn are OBSESSED with CDT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7PL-OiFWcc

Backfired?

>>151785781
footy?

>>151785781
the blackpill is no matter the tie house prices go up

not a single politician is ever going to help the common man

Splitting the draft across two days is dumb.

report nigger tongues my anus

cry more aus/pol/ blow-in spastic

>>151786702
footy?

i'll start some footy talk since you blow-ins won't
my nomination for KWABOTY goes to the straight sets crom

>>151786702
run to janny sook

>>151786957
I think they'll be the slider of 2026.

>>151787199
Any other bold predictions?

who gonna finna win the melbourne cup

zumm… zased?

>>151787213
Lions b2b2b
Sydney top 4
Pies miss finals
Bulldogs make prelims from 7th
St Kilda 9th

what sports do you watch during the off season?

>>151787378
footy?

the lions are definitely beatable in regular season but even if they only scrape into finals they win big games. there's no-one who really looks to be overtaking them anytime soon, they could easily win another two flags at this point. genuinely they only need to work on their form at home, which is a strange statement. i think their only losses away was to adelaide where they arguably played better anyway, the cats in week 1 of finals, and norf (yes it was a draw but it was fucking norf).

>>151787437
footy?

>>151787445
blow-in?

Honestly I'm surprised that the other teams aren't trying to ban whatever remedial methods bane uses to get their players back so quickly

>>151787461
footy?

>>151787461
I think the weather up there has to play a factor but it's not like every player has recovered quickly. Ashcroft came back from his ACL in a bit under a year without missing a beat but Kiddy Coleman has been out for basically two seasons off the back of his ACL. Their list depth probably makes it a bit easier to manage injuries but everyone thought they were beat up and no chance coming into finals with all the players they had missing or playing sore.

Why is a win worth 4 points?

Why not just make it 2? And if a draw is worth half of a win a draw can then be 1 point.

Why 4?

>>151787642
Why is a goal worth 6 points?

>>151787668
footy?

>>151787642
Because shut up

I got no friends cause they read the papers

>commiesook mass reports to jannies
>Board dies

>>151787831
just as planned
cunts a fucking hypocritical cancer

>>151787831
Now we can discuss football

whats the melb cup tip

>>151787176
This did not age well.

>>151787925
>We
you don't and never have belong here

>>151787642
Because if a draw is worth one point than a team will have an odd amount of points

>>151787991
>a team will have an odd amount of points
So what? Why does that matter?

>Melb Cup is tomorrow
wtf

>>151788000
nup to the cup

cuppy?

>>151787997
Odd numbers are uglier than evens

>Security policy forces me to change my work phone pin
>Spend whole day putting old pin in
>Lose 4 hours of productivity

>>151788013
numby?

>>151788022
bloggy?

cummy cunny iykwim haha

ligma?

only basedboys gamble

>>151787831
>post aus/pol garbage
>get banned
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Untitled_(How_Could_This_Happen_to_Me%3F)

>>151788310
this

needs some punts for tomorrow

>>151788310
footy?

love gym sluts so much

>I feel like just going home and bashing the f*** out of her, just f****** stabbing her, just f****** decapitating her.
me on micksperg

i like bonnie blues vag tbqh

who are you quoting

green text is more implying than quoting 2bh

>>151788355
noty

>>151788355
I also enjoy nice, meaty pussies but how did she become such a big name in porn when she really doesn't do anything? The other gangbang chick, Lily, is unironically the better performer of the two that were astroturfed recently but seems like she became the number 2 for whatever reason. Everyone knows who Bonnie Blue is now, even the normiest of normalfags, but you would probably have an awkward explanation required if you referenced Lily Phillips the same way.

I will be turning my back on pre game (((abo inc))) welcome to country cultural Marxism

My new hobby is stealing pint glasses from the pub

>>151787668
I need to answer to this

>>151788410
based me when i first got my own place

i would unironically rather be a serf working some lords land 1,000 years ago over having "free will" in this modern society with the illusion of choice.

>>151788410
crisp 18 year old hitting his first pub last weekend

Only problem is my new headmaster glass makes me feel a bit gay

>>151788420
The serfs working a lord's lands in a feudal system unironically worked less than wage slaves in contemporary society. Depressing.

>>151788390
because "bonnie blue" is a retarded obviously porn star name while "lily phillips" is a normal person name and there are likely other normal women in the world with that name so its more forgettable

Day one no smokes, should have listened to the anon who told me not to buy a pack two months ago

>>151788420
i'd rather you were too

>>151788390
faggot

Lily Phillips is hot as fuck

>>151788430
this is a complete meme btw

>>151788443
It's not but whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>151788432
why are you quitting like a bitch? you made your bed now lie in it

>>151788438
this

Is there anything even worth doing on the internet these days?

dont smoke
dont drink
dont wank
dont have fun
why are the jews like this

>>151788459
Nup.

How we holding up on NNN soldiers

>>151788445
it's a total misrepresentation of "work" being only that which is owed to the lord.

>>151788459
write to friend simulation websites such as this one

adelaide crows owned no win september

>>151788478
Guess that explains why we need to work twice as much for our lords. Oh wait, no it doesn't.

>A fed-up Aussie has issued a PSA to other single women, telling them to “book their flight” to this country if they want to escape our dire dating scene
>I can’t even tell you the last time a man in Australia even approached me

>ewwwwww get the fuck away from me creep! im going to ruin your life and career for sexually harassing me!!!!
>why do no men approach me?

women are legit fucked in the head

>>151788489
you don't. serfs were literally subsistence farmers. when they weren't meeting obligations to the lord they had to work their personal lots or die. they might die anyway given bad weather or luck.

>>151788503
This is false too. Just kill yourself, please. Save us wasting the time ever having to engage with you.

how many men does the average brothel worker fuck a day?
if they work multiple times per week i would think they are taking way more dicks than bonnie blue yet no stigma

>>151788515
>This is false too.
no it's not you've just seen some meme on /pol/ or x and have no idea what you're talking about

>>151788517
i'll ask the gf when she gets home

>>151788515
footy?

>>151788524
You don't know shit. Try reading something for once. I'm done with you. As I said, please kill yourself.

>>151788517
>no stigma
Huh?

i thought you were talking about fonts or some shit

capitalism is just feudalism but the lords pretend you have social mobility, you just need to slave away more bro trust us

>The everything is fine poster is also the mass reporting "footy?" poster
Working hard to make every community he ever infests a less pleasant place to be.

>>151788515
>us

>>151788533
how about you propose some counter arguments smart guy

too many pseuds using AI to argue on the internet these days

These farts coming out my ass are not normal

>>151788544
>How about you disengage with dishonest arguments you've seen thousands of times before and we can both beat our heads against the wall for an hour before both leaving mad?
Let's not and say we did.

>>151788549
Probably because they're emptying the semen out.

manual labour today: '_'
manual labour 500 years ago: °O°

why is antitradiesperg like this?

>>151788551
>dishonest arguments
how kek? just how much work do you think went into surviving as a serf in the middle ages?

>>151788548
yeah it's fucking grim innit
they're young kids who have had their development stunted by a flu

manual labour is probably the last thing to be taken over by AI 2bh

>>151788557
kek

>>151788554
kek

C R I S P
R
I
S
P

imagine the banter out in the turnip fields, you fags wouldn't last until midmorning prayers under Halfdan's withering comments about the state of your threadbare pantaloons

last night drinking and smoking, have to give this up

>>151788585
weak pussy cunt

>>151788548
Has anyone noticed AI seems to consistently feature dead links now with its references? Seems like virtually 90% of their references 404 or don't exist at all. Is it just banking on nobody actually checking them to research further?

>>151788579
woah take it to /cric/ mr highhorse highbrow intelligentsia

you absolute turnip

>>151788590
unfortunately a flag without a union jack made the thread so I refuse to participate.

>>151788587
should I just keep doing it then?

>>151788599
yes!

Getting an uber eats but after tonight I’m locking in

>>151788604
awseome!

i have little respect for people who abstain from drinking alcohol, smoking tobacco or gambling and i have absolutely zero respect for those who attempt to or have quit those things.

>>151788605
What are you getting?

>>151788614
i dont want to talk about it

>>151788614
Maccas or hjs probs

>>151788618
I had HJs last night but I went and picked it up myself. Was pretty good. Hadn't had it in a while.

I'd probably watch nfl if the field were twice as wide

wish i could get into cricket but i feel like its only something you can get into when you have a completely worthless to society office job and you can stick it on your second monitor every day, i actually have a real job unfortunately

>>151788633
>criccy on second monitor
>dickmeat and arsedeep walk past and talk to you about cricket for hours
absolutely no thanks

>>151788633
Crickets better in the radio anyway you new gen

>>151788633
following the criggy on the radio is very easy
>bumrash coming in *pause* head blocks, no run, australia none for 1092, india in all sorts

>>151788649
commentators are scum nowadays though, all the good ones are long gone in all sports

>>151788649
>>151788650
Wouldn't you be listening to gay retards like mark howard and james brayshaw nowadays though?

>>151788598
oh that is fair enough
ill pay that
proceed

>>151788650
>what a chemist warehouse boundary and thats another nrma insurance over lets check the kfc scoreboard
>*goes to ad*

>>151788612
weeders win again
carn the 'ders

Ok. Boring thread. Bye.

>>151788427
thats the hamster glass mate. reckon yours is defective. seems it's turned you into a blowjob kween.
stick around u dirty little slut.

not an airport mate no need to announce your departure

>>151788685
footy?

supposed sports fans in here literally never heard of ABC Grandstand?

>>151788427
i reckon you're a bit of a head master haha

>>151788585
lookin fwd to the concert tomorrow night Liam. also my mum wants to suck you off
sorry mate thought you were the other one. mum wants to suck him off not you.
oioioi play that bumderball song for us ay? mum loves that

10 white people vs 10 black people in a fight to the death in a gladiatorial setting, who would win?

>>151788700
time for bed unc

pretty weird that oasis flipped out that some cunt lit a flare at the show

imagine working at a fishing and boating store and seeing all the wogs coming in buying flares

>>151788694
oh no

>>151788707
me.

no pyro no party
this post is a certified north terrace post

>>151788691
CRIS--

FAG WHO SAYS THIS IS AS CRINGEY AS FUCK

OI BRUV THAT SURE IS CRISP
PASS THE CRISPS

no but jack crisp may

>>151788670
lmao, non-abc footy commentary is all like this, so embarrassing, wonder how much those retards are paid per ad shoutout

>>151788713
soundtrack goes hard tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTPx7I7Qym0

>>151788720
rise up

>>151788727
that aint living

>>151788715
choice of frosty fruit iceblock
a mango or a bi
t less than of a gram of ice or close enough

which should I have for dessert.?

/r/thathappened

>>151788745
your fault for asking his permission to marry her then. you KNOW your lord has dibs on her hymen

>bcf?

BIG
CUNT
FAGGOTS

one good thing about being a peasant was that you basically worked from home or at least a 5-10 min walk from home

>>151788765
>medieval walkable cities
really makes you think

https://archive.li/20251102223033/https://www.watoday.com.au/business/workplace/how-many-hours-do-you-work-australia-s-most-gruelling-jobs-revealed-20251016-p5n301.html
>tfw did the job with the longest hours and then the job with the second longest hours

>>151788765
unless your lord didn't like you so sent you to a plot on the edge of his land necessitating a 16km round trip walk to drop off your harvest

>>151788765
they also got way more public holidays than the modern slave

bunnings for work
bcf for pleasure me

>>151788775
>what are mules/donkeys

>>151788772
crazy how pretty much every top longest hours job involves selling our countries resources to china

>>151788782
mount your grain on a donkey you're still spending a day walking to and from the mill lmao

nothing i love more than spending my day off doing all the exact same shit i do on the job

>>151788786
you're fat

>>151788793
yeah? you're stupid

archer may replace the steven may mick one day

>>151788793
>>151788794
children relax. chill.
you're both fat and stupid. and you make mummy cry and drink and cut

im the fittest guy in this thread

The printing press and it's consequences has been a net disaster for the human race

>>151788798
post proof champ

>>151788797
fuck up poo poo head

>>151788798
same here
regards, adf airforce cadet ready to fight for democracy and freedom

i miss you
im so sorry

>>151788809
crisp blink-182 fan

>crisp normies
what is the world becoming

>>151788798
>im the tardest guy in this thread
ftfy

tradies dont even need to go to the gym
all that spare time to fuck hsgfs

the rig that 8am pies and iced coffee built

Why are tradies so fucking obese

the mighty west coast eagles

coz every time i come around to your house to tighten a screw i root your missus and she gives me bikkies

>>151788707
History suggests you back the white guys.

>>151788821
They feed on your rage and there's always seconds.

>>151788826
pics or it didn't happen

>>151788800
>kebkin plorker playing Opus3's It's a Fine Day remix
Maybe Freemantle might be ok this year,.

kind of weird how tradies always take off their shirts off when their onsite building, landscaping or roofing etc.. around 3-4pm every school day, for what purpose idk.

>>151788813
browner and better.not neccessarily for you, but you never mattered anyways.

must be close to shitting myself

>>151788849
after i'm done rooting your wife i have to peacock and attract your hs daughter so i can root her too

>>151788849
they work hard but play even harder

>>151788849
somewhat peculiar you're always watching tradies go shirtless atth same time eah day.and detailing it daily here. verfy suss.I am beginning to thhik you get sexual; excitement from it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXRz_RqVKNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wol70cBLNd8

>akward collar tug
>loosen collar gesture

always wondered this, did simpsons invent it? Never seen it elsewhere

dude simpsons references lmao
DAE watch it on 6pm weekdays

>>151788861
this reads like a bot post

>>151788871
classic simpsons was and still is crisp as fuck

>>151788873
why is that bleep bloop? clumsily deflecting from your obiously shameful attraction to the modern day adonis, The Tradie isn't neccessary. Like AFLW, we here at ALF Nare willing to forgive our lesser talented community members andf try and raise them up instead of dicking them down.

When one posts simpsons shit I know instantly they are a millennial

>>151788884
your point being?

>>151788886
it's gay

>>151788883
get off the pipe

do girls like the smell of cum

>>151788888
repeating digits

is antitradiesperg also serfsperg?

bout to watch Peacemaker

what think you about Le show?

>>151788893
>The number 8 is believed to be the luckiest number in China because '8' is associated with wealth
its an intersting discussion

never had a problem with tradies up until the sudden phenomena of modern houses falling apart after six months

>>151788796
no but Steven may eyequeem haaa
>>151788798
no, you

medival tradesmen could build houses that would last centuries

>>151788900
this doesnt happen

tradies have all the tools and technology to build walls in a straight line but somehow still fuck it up and it's wonky then the doors don't fit and the windows fall out

office workers never make mistakes!

>Australian government is now running ads to get STI tested before you have sex
What's going on?

they should instead be running ads on why sex before marriage is bad for society.

>>151788914
what have we had millions of arrive in the last couple of years

juvenile argument

>>151788913
office workers never make anything.

>>151788925
so is you having sex ever. society eternally worries you'll one day have consenual sex. and it scares us.

>>151788927
temu parcels?

If I were a cricketer I would just go around belting cunts with my bat lol

>>151788925
boring pleb

part of the reason why society dying and everyone is acting like animals is mostly because they taught us in school that our great grandparents were monkeys and before that they were fish from the sea.

i put a lot of effort into posting on certain boards but none here in /alf/

>>151788963
I don't believe you.

>>151788963
I could literally destroy this nerd in a real fight

fuck you must be a terminally online sperg cause i always see your faggy images here

sudan is in a massive civil war currently, prepare for a huge wave of more young black bucks in the afl in the next decade.

>>151788900
>private equity have an idea to make money, hires planners, says 'make it as cheaply as possible'
>architect follows spec
>foreman follows the plans
>the tradies do what they're told

somehow the tradies are to blame in this

remember when he thought tradies were responsible for buying the materials to build a house kek

>>151788969
doubt it

butters beats up on shit teams and players smaller than him

are trademen being overpaid now? maybe that's why they're becoming a lil complacent as of late.

>>151788993
>sudan is in a massive civil war currently
again? Isnt this the whole reason south sudan was made? Who is fighting now?

thoughts on the kfc banh mi?

goodbye /alf/ers
I'm flying over you

>>151789030
Never had one. I didn't know it was back. Last I saw they had this sweet tokyo chicken that was just okay.

>>151789036
It just glides over you.

another machete attack in melbourne kek

>>151789053
racist

>>151789053
fake news

>>151789053
It's a daily occurrence. A day without a machete attack would be the surprise report.

>>151789030
>kfc
Haven't had that in literal years

>>151789026
if tradies become complacent after earning too much, what areguement is there for neet's to get more gibs or a UBI?
>>151789023
meant beats off. mum or boaky takes over when his slender writs get tired.

>>151789027
arab niggers vs bantu niggers.

>>151789084
85 IQ VS 67 IQ

>>151789075
idk fuck neets and fuck ubi

ive started giving indians the evil eye in public

when did skateboard culture become so effeminate?

>>151789030
There are easier ways for jannies to ban you mate

>>151789100
When was it masculine?

>>151789102
idk 90s and early 00's but wokeness infected it the same way it infected everything else.

>>151789100
skinny jeans, odd future collective and the success of nyjah huston

if asian james bond would be: Bing. Bing Bong.
what would be the indian equivalent

>>151789136
ask tv. ask an indian ask someone else. fuck off with anything indian.

>>151789136
paki.

It's less than a month away from summer. Why is God making it rain and hail and be cold?

hungy

>>151789153
lmao serfs copping fr, thanks for the silo of leeks cunt (i feed them to the badgers kek)

>>151788914
i saw some dumb ad recently but forgot what it was
some (most) ads are just completely stupid

commiespastic actually thinks he'd have a comfy life as a medieval serf kek

>>151789153
God hates Melbourne

>>151789211
why would a commie want to go back to a time when there was proper hierarchy and a christian society?

are yous all doing no nut november?

>>151789234
Mohammed tried no zutt November once and failed

>>151789223
so he could destroy it

id go back in time to medieval era and physically mog all the men and fuck all their women

>>151789100
a sport that girls who have barely sprouted tits are the best in the world at cannot ever claim to have been anything other than effeminate

>>151789223
they're retards? these are the people that literally think prehistory was a communist utopia kek.

ynr tim okazaki skateboarding GAY STYLE

>>151789053
how good's gout gout though?

>>151789281
it was unironically prophetic

neets of afl what do yous do all day?

i remember olympic skateboarding iykwim haha

>>151789234
undecided on bottom surgery, me. after seeing how it broke mick, my heart cries for her everty nighte

>>151789389
highlight of the games. hope she got her duck

>>151789365
>read
>code
>gym
>post

>>151789365
wank mostly

>>151789431
who's mostly? iis he ok with the arrangement bet he's an old cripple out of his head on pills and u just wank him whilst snorting upo crushed up caps
you should try and break the cycle

in my country there is a problem

>>151789472
it's an interesting discussion

Speccy McGin and His Niece's Tuppy Hole

>>151789497
pat_bateman_easy_there.jpg

1. Brisbane
2. Fremantle
3. Gold Coast
4. Sydney
5. Hawthorn
6. GWS
7. Western Bulldogs
8. Geelong
9. St Kilda
10. Collingwood
11. Adelaide
12. Carlton
13. North Melbourne
14. Port Adelaide
15. Melbourne
16. Richmond
17. Essendon
18. West Coast

>>151788851
>you never mattered anyway
>australian flag
never change ausjeet

>>151789497
and that problem is housing

you got a problem with me nigga?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_24EZbQxk0

anyone still /horse/?
Melbourne Cup boxed quinella: 1, 4, 9, 11, 14, 15, 21
hoping the roughies go first and second so i can win another house deposit

AFLW finals tickets are free for under 18s, am I reading that correctly

oh that's right, the cringe ad i saw was some 10 uear old shilling wbbl as if anyone gives a fuck about it

any translators in? i don't speak fucking retard

One day afl will go international and you will miss threads like this one, in which there are only blue flags

Massage my back.

>>151789835
crisp brazilianbro

>>151789871
Hello Andrew, how's Sandringham?

>>151789871
Sex my wife.

>>151790062
Sorry, I'm White.

How come theirs no gay afl players?

footy's a straight man's game

>>151790331
there are plenty trust me
regards, an actual sports psychologist

Why isn't psychology a science?

>>151790398
yikes, expert here, let's unpack this

>>151790331
Have you not seen Darcy Moore play?

>>151789603
>2. Fremantle
stopped reading there

Good morning alf

>>151794403
gma

can someone bake a newy it keeps saying it we're on auto but it's being a cunt thinking my threads are spam

Up and at 'em

>>151795245
>>151795245
>>151795245