Thread 151772159

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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
221 (220 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings:
NOR: 357 (+25)
PIA: 356 (+10)
VER: 321 (+15)
RUS: 258 (+6)
LEC: 210 (+18)

>2025 WCC Standings:
McLaren Mercedes: 713 (+35)
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>2025 WEC Standings
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NOR: 1176.63 (+23.04)
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>News:
Charles Leclerc engaged to long-time partner Alexandra Saint Mleux
F1 defends broadcasts following criticism from drivers and fans
Historic Ayrton Senna 1991 McLaren F1 car set for auction for 8-figure sum
Zak Brown: McLaren won't "pay attention to external noise" in drivers' championship fight
2025 F1 title lead made Oscar Piastri complacent – Jacques Villeneuve
Lawrence Stroll "relentless" in mission to make Aston Martin world champions

>>151771355
Why would she need you to memorize it if she's doing all the math anyway?
Seems like unnecessary work.
>>151771499
Lechuckold died of yellow fever once, he shan't do it again.
>>151771928
>0 WDCs
>already a dogdaddy
>about to become an actual daddy
Look at what it's done to AMX, he's P3 in the WDC!

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d
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alonso pole

>>151772159 (OP)
Fuck toy story 3

Like his hero gimi, Leclerc’s first marriage will be unsuccessful

Why Lewis Hamilton has no cultural impact?

>>151772219
Based, that was the beginning of the end for Pixar

>>151772194
to be fair, max is getting shit on because he started hanging out with his wife's family and became a medshitter

>>151772159 (OP)
>Lawrence Stroll "relentless" in mission to make Aston Martin world champions
patriot

>>151772225
just like me fr fr
>tfw probably won't get a second

>>151772225
>nipple piercing

>>151772267
I had no idea it was contagious

2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:
>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)

Do you wear appropriate protection when having intercourse with women, /f1/?

>>151772378
Yes, including verbal intercourse

>>151771928
>comments are just saturated with negro gifs
Normies are not human. I tell you that.

>>151772378
like condoms?? thats a sin

>>151772397
Those are blaques posting the gifs, they can be fujos just like wypipo and asianeses
>>151772392
If only Mazepin had done the same...

>>151772397
I was really rooting for hyper leftists to make "digital blackface" a thing. Shame that it didn't work out.

>>151772159 (OP)
>Charles Leclerc engaged to long-time partner Alexandra Saint Mleux
>long-time
really? in my mind this hasn't been such a long time. how long-time are we talking about here?

>>151772290
I had a glass of italian wine once. Been useless since.

>>151772496
>heh, the leftists can't stop us from worshiping blacks
seriously, why are neo-pozfags like this

>>151772281
it's probably just firm areolae

>>151772496
ajjajaja

>>151772423
based
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OXmuzldFFpE

>>151772505
Almost 2 years I think
Not that long really

>>151772505
almost three years

>>151772505
It's been about 2 years, some time in early 2023.
>captcha AMX D8

>>151772603
we're approaching early 2026, bro

>>151772496
you lost

>>151772625
lies

>>151772586
>>151772603
>>151772625
he was single for a while after the breakup with Charlotte, wasn't he?

>>151772625
How do we go back to 2013 and be young again?

>>151772656
Doesn't look like it, earliest mention of her is late May 2023. Could be earlier if it's under a different search term.
>>151772625
No....

>>151772705
we kill ron

Will the baby have... you know...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEt5dEOcW0I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLZZos7_fYo

>>151772634
I'll never give up on the alliance of racists and "anti-racists" to reduce the amount of weird looking creatures I have to see.

We live in the era where f1 drivers get congratulated on their engagement by brands on social media

>>151772829
All those accounts are run by 23 year old nepobabies which is basically LibertyMedia's target demo

>>151772789
Underrated

>>151772829
eventually you'll only be able to post on social media if you're cut

he is next
lilly(81) only gets gregnat is ps3 gets the title

>>151773118
Lily's species doesn't get pregnant, they lay eggs.

Bit weird for Aurelia Nobels to be congratulating him, no?

Pie post.

>>151773163
like some kind of chestburster babby?

this kills the driver

>>151773207
will gasman now put a child in his child bride?

>>151773207
It's all social media engagement games

>>151773207
>Bit weird for Aurelia Nobels to be congratulating him, no?
Isn't she part of the Ferrari YDP?
>>151773227
No, similar to a bird their beaks are designed to break open the eggs.

>>151773220
got a boner

>>151773207
how come ps3 gigamogs the jeet in insta likes? the former is an autistic choking nerd and the latter is like 2/3rds into being a perfect hot spanish boy

>>151773276
he should, he is the medshitter with the best girl

>>151773315
heh

>>151773207
blue checkmark means the globohomos are posting from this account

>>151773315
heh

meat pie > fruit pie

>>151773364
6m 1m
but i dont care that much about insta likes

>>151773432
Where does pizza pie rank?

>>151773207
>be woman
>make double post instead of fitting it into just one single comment

I hate women.
Kill all women.
Bash women skulls in.

>>151773443
Sainz should have more likes one picosecond after posting, losing to PS3 even with a disadvantage is shameful

>>151773432
if you are talking about what i call meat pie, 100%

>>151773467
>I hate women.
>Kill all women.
>Bash women skulls in.
This could have been 1 line.

>>151773536
bodied that loser

>>151773467
Doubles the likes
>>151773467
Doesn't that feel better?

>>151773432
meat pie floating in pea soup > other pie
nige approved too

>>151773476
i dont use insta i dont know how to sort comment by likes, is sainz ahead of pastry already? i cant find their comments

any reason as to why /f1/ is now full of pozfags gossiping about which globohomo pozboi got more likes on instagram

>>151773536
based

>>151773467
Not fond of actual incels finding my /f1/ generals as of late tbqhwyfamalama

>>151773714
wow, can we stop with the incelphobia??? thanks

>>151773432
what about a cream pie?

>>151773765
bad idea

>>151772159 (OP)
>Charles Leclerc engaged to long-time partner Alexandra Saint Mleux
Childhood friend always loses....

>>151773765
Banan or coconut in acceptable, chocolate is trash

>>151773859
Gundam anon, if this is you, you could've posted a Fraw Bow image

>>151773466
pizza is not a pie
its a flatbread

Bananer
Cocernut

>>151773207
>Russell
>Gasly
>Verstappen
>Norris
>Leclerc
Have i missed someone?
There are so many drivers with med girlfriends
Why are white women losing so bad in 2025?

>>151773897
what about lemon?

>>151773762
n-noooo...

Went to a nice restaurant today and tasted the best ever strawberry cheesecake. Not going to lie, f1bros, I almost teared up. I can't wait until summer to taste fresh strawberries from my garden again, all this supermarket packaged stuff ain't shit.
Hopefully I can restore the greenhouse next year as well for the all-year-round strawberries... But that's another story...

>>151773934
>Just wait until next year

now we can discuss what role leo will have in the wedding

Do you think Bob Marley ate one before?

>>151774019
hors d'oeuvres

>>151774019
Comic relief, he swallows the ring just a few hours before the wedding and the main characters have to figure out how to make it exit before the ceremony.
Lots of laughs ensue

>>151774019
Master of Ceremonies, of course

>>151774019
Husband

>>151774019
Butt of the joke

>>151774007
You should do this sort of greenhouse with just plastic rolls and pvc pipes. You don't even need a framed door, just cut a flap and weigh it down when closed.

>>151774060
bob was an open vegetarian so no

>>151774007
>one of the Russian /f1/ posters actually owns a home with a greenhouse instead of living in a commie block
Interesting
Had some raspberries from the store the other day, they were significantly larger than the ones I can get in the garden but they tasted to much worse, almost all of them were either bitter or bland.
>>151774160
Wouldn't that just get fucked by the elements? I can't imagine thin plastic holding up to snow very well.

>>151772344
No need to worry

>>151774227
look at the shape
the snow will slide off

>>151774007
where is your dacha?

>>151774227
Oh I live in a 5-story commieblock built in 1985, I just have a "dacha" like 20 minutes of walking away from the house
It has a small house so I could potentially live there as well, but I'll need to renovate pretty much all of it and I am not sure internet guys have cables there
>>151774307
Fortunately pretty close to me, and I live in the south where the climate is pretty good

>>151774302
>the snow will slide off
And begin to...?
>>151774335
>Oh I live in a 5-story commieblock built in 1985, I just have a "dacha" like 20 minutes of walking away from the house
Ah.

>>151774227
Snow? What's that?

>>151774365
and just be there on the ground. don't worry, the side pressure won't crush the greenhouse

>>151774160
I don't trust these things... I'll just cope until April when it warms up and take a vacation to fix the proper one up, no big deal

>>151774386
>Snow? What's that?
The only way to get a white country anymore!
>>151774405
Just how little snow do you guys get in poland?

>>151774227
>>Wouldn't that just get fucked by the elements? I can't imagine thin plastic holding up to snow very well.
Snow won't stay on it, it's too warm

>>151774505
nowadays? barely anything

>>151773714
cant get a woman so what's the point?

>>151774635
I believe in (you)

>>151774635
i dont know, asking that same question

Brazil next

What series should I move into for F1 off-season?

>>151774955
why her navel look like a fucking walnut lmao

Just found out about the news and I'm literally crying. Chuck's perfect genes are ruined... by a fucking Mexican gypsy. He is THE most beautiful driver and second only to Max in talent and all this eugenic potential will be diluted by a vapid 3/10 brownie. She got to him by befriending Leo first, I'm sure. No way he could actually choose her. It's so fucking over.

>>151775257
she's a cute

>>151775257
i mean, he could have done better, but chill man

>>151775059
SEX (ranked)
>>151775257
Racemixing with brown women is part of monegasque culture, their kang even did it recently.

>LARP as an F1 driver with AI
>randomly get this
TeamLHbros, even Google Gemini dunks on us...

>>151774635
If you cannot continue genetically, you must continue memetically.

>>151775335
kek

since we talked about the sopranos earlier, when aj brings the single mother latinx home, what did tony said? at least she is catholic

>>151775257
What news?

At least Arthur has a hot white gf, so maybe there is still future for the Leclerc clan. Shame he is a shitter.

>>151775377
He was probably just happy he wasn't a finook, Meadow was overachiever and it didn't help that Noah's "white" half was actually a jew.

>>151775495
meadow is a stupid whore slut
at least shagy was cool
and is not the same for boys and girls

>>151775332
>their kang even did it recently
??

>>151775495
>jamaal ginsberg

>>151775606
i dont know, monaco isnt a kingdom, i think he made a mistake

>>151775257
I mean it's not like if he didn't marry her he'd marry you anon, I'm sorry for your loss though

>>151775606
Prince Albert II literally has a mixed race bastard (and a regular white bastard) kid to go along with his 2 normal kids.
Kid looks zesty as FUCK
https://www.thetimes.com/imageserver/image/%2Fmethode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2Fe7ffc0a6-7334-11ee-b9bb-a19d1562d9ff.jpg?crop=1600%2C900%2C0%2C0
>>151775640
No mistake, I know he's a prince but there's no kang slang equivalent.

>>151775377
Nothing because he's

>>151775748
You don't know that

more vroom less waggery

>>151775770
what did anon mean by

>>151772193
That bitch is ugly.

>>151775758
That kid is gayer than Bearman and that thing is not a woman

>>151775772
>When chuck realises he could've dated a male Russian 4chan poster

>>151775748
I am NOT gay, nor am I able to continue Leclerc bloodline even if I were.

>>151775842
>nor am I able to continue Leclerc bloodline
You don't know that
Maybe if you both tried hard enough he'd be able to do it
If anyone can do it, it's Chuck

>>151775758
just joking around broooooo
and, jesus..... wasnt there a better hole?
his father wouldnt have gone at least she is catholic

wait, chuckers went through puberty?

#PrayForGiadaGianni
I still miss her lads

I wonder what Ollie!! thinks of the news

>>151773934
>if this is you
It wasn't, but I'm glad to see others post Gundam in /f1/.

>>151775758
I now realise why Princess Charlene always looks so glum :(

>>151776004
jealous but not of chuck

>>151776012
I'll give her some illegitimate kids of her own to make things even

>>151775287
Pregnancy is going to do her waist hip ratio a world of good

>>151776172
the horndog of hoover

>>151776172
The Breeder of Boise

>>151776172
The Seeder of Seattle

>>151776172
The Bastard Baker of Boston

>>151773536
lmao got em

>>151772267
he's been hanging out with them while he was winning everything though

>>151776515
nice tits

>>151776515
what did he mean by this?

life is so easy for grills
>go anorexia mode
>practice your smile 2 minutes a day
>work out once a month
>learn to put on makeup
>hang out around rich people
>find a dumb one
>get knocked up
wala you're set

>>151776568
yeah

>>151773943
ahem

>Alexandra Saint Mleux was born on 19 June 2002 in Cancun, Mexico
Bit young to be having a kid, no?

>>151776633
what year do you think it is?

>>151776623
i'm on the fence on whether or not chicago deep dish is "pizza" but it's delicious regardless

>>151776568
girl life is feast-or-famine
shit rng and you get sub-7/10 looks - gg might as well reroll fast
sub-5/10 men at least can compensate with money, no such career path for women
bpd genes - gg no re
lanklet genes - gg no re
small tits - gg no re
but when that rng hits, it hits BIG

How are the DtS girlies reacting?

>>151776673
Small tits are hot, she just has to be skinny to go with them

>>151776633
i'll be damn i thought she was a frog with that last name. shes on her peak fertility to breed, with men we dgaf kramer just had a child in his 70s

>>151776172
The Genghis Khan of Galveston

>>151776673
Lanklets are amazing.

>>151776633
What the fuck.

>>151776843
what

>>151776874
She really is mexican. I thought it was a meme.

>>151776633
The opposite.

>>151776779
>>151776843
Father is French-Italian
Mother is Mexican

>>151776779
She was born in Mexico but her parents are apparently French and Mexican, I'm guessing it's the Father that's french based on the name.
>>151776673
>bpd genes - gg no re
>lanklet genes - gg no re
>small tits - gg no re
Literally none of this is true for holes, they can be all of the above and still pump out 10 kids so long as they don't look like Niki Lauda.

>>151776926
why would it be a joke?
i think she has a few videos speaking spanish

>>151776983
1 drop rule, she is italian

>>151777005
>i think she has a few videos speaking spanish
She does indeed
https://www.tiktok.com/@alexandrasaintmleux/video/7429455007763811616
>flags in bio
DROPPED

>>151777061
>Shittok

>>151777061
Leclerc might as well be fucking Perez

>>151777103
My bad, I'll download it then reupload to YouTube shorts next time ;)

The real question is why hasn't Albon put a ring on HE

>>151777111
sergios girl was more than decent, iirc
>>151777061
you mean like any flag or just those 2 flags?

>>151777111
checo'd

>>151777103
https://www.tiktok.com/@fernandoalonso/photo/7392268000407063840

If you’re a white European and you have a kid with a Mexican woman, is your kid white or Latinx/brown?

>>151777111
checked

>>151777156
>you mean like any flag or just those 2 flags?
Nah just making a joke about people putting the homo flags or whatever country is currently at war's flag in their bio

>>151777227
ignored post for containing a pronoun

>>151777207
Honestly depends on how the kid looks

>>151777207
>is your kid
It's black. Anything except asians means black. With asians you get hapacels.

>>151777227
ah ok
>>151777207
1 drop rule

>>151777207
>>151777258
Somehow she turned out more brown than either of her parents.
I think she's doing it on purpose

So who wins the washed-off?

So when will he propose to HE?

>>151777301
CP because he has a family and doesn't rely on quirky hipster beer is my personality self-promotion.

>>151777301
CHECO CHECO CHECO CHECO

>>151777308
He saw her pre-op pics

>>151777281
>With asians you get hapacels.
Only if it's a boy
>>151777359
Those are always just meme numbers, a normal ring costs like 1/100th of that yet doesn't have 1/100th of the stones.

>>151777359
What a waste. They will divorce in 2 years tops. She is insidious like everyone with Indio blood. Chuck is too pure to comprehend it now, but her schemes will eventually repulse him.

>>151777207
Latino is more about culture than ethnicity, to be fair

>>151777359
If you use your sponsorship contacts to get you a 75% discount on an expensive ring, do you think that would make your fiancée mad?
(Because this seems like the kind of thing Chuck would do)

>>151777363
>prime he
Just because 13 is a prime number doesn't mean you should mention it.

>>151777207
WHEN HE WINS
HE IS FRENCH
WHEN HE LOSES
HE IS MEXICAN

>>151777359
Hopefully he has the means to pay for such a thing!

I don't care what you say, she's still an upgrade over Charlotte

>>151777415
You seem understandable mad but you’re yet to suggest an alternative wife for LEC

>>151777359
jesus... i was thinking about buying a watch and i was cosidering dropping 7-8 large on it... but this is like crazy man
>>151777399
yeah, thats true, most of these rings/watches for rich people are overpriced just for the promo, which reminds me of sainz hunting down the moors that stole his rolex in monza 23
>>151777363
no way
>>151777457
horrible pic

>>151777457
>he hasn’t seen the Charlotte ass on the yacht photos
Too many zoomers ITT these days

>>151777457
Downgrade over Max

>>151777207
No that just means he's republican.

>>151777301
I think Checo will start stronger but Bottas will get the edge on him as the season progresses

>>151777490
Yes way

>>151777145
Short form content in general is ADHD zoomer cancer.

Most of the other drivers have posted comments like “Congratulations to you both!” or “Yeeess! Good news” on Leclerc’s IG announcement.

AMX has just posted
>Good.

Max will regret becoming a medshitter in 10 years when he looks back and thinks how insane this wdc could have been if he had won

Pozfags really think 2025 isn't 1993

This is the ring
Does this look like it's worth as much as a Lamborghini Countach? I don't think so.

>>151777466
Anastasia Mazepin

>>151777516
i hope this forces hecels to stop
so the thing about all female asians getting plastic was true

>>151777466
Any white monegasque richgirl would suffice. Doesn't even have to be super hot, just 7/10 at least. Hell, he could just stroll up into any Italian town and something like this would jump at his cock.

>>151777550
Stop being anti-semitic

>>151777300
>both her parents

>>151777579
TITS IN MY FACE NOW
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED SOFT MOMMY MILKIES ON MY FACE
I WANT THE FEEL OF BOOBS ON MY FACE

>>151777490
>>151777565
She's like 12 in that pic, by the time she was 16 she looked basically like she does now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP4uwIVbo3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xtbMl95XbE

>>151777563
I thought we were trying to find someone white.

>>151777646
This but in my hands. Big natural tatas full of milk are the top 2 thing I've ever held in my hands, only losing to my penis.

>>151777653
I thought He was Thai

>Charles Leclerc engaged to long-time partner Alexandra Saint Mleux
there goes his career, he will retire by March 2026

>>151777777
soon
>>151777713
No you're thinking of he, He is Chinese.

>>151777653
are you implying that she got her surgery early or that puberty got her?

>>151777686
Slavs are white

I will get sexty sevens for /f1/

>>151777735
Hopefully /f1/ gets the number
That would be cool :)

>>151777653
>He in 2015
Damn, I understand Senna better now.

Penelope Kvyat

Gimi

Vale sextuples check em

alonso

>>151777738
Puberty, ain't no way she's having major cosmetic surgery at like 14.
>>151777752
Mazepin is part egg.

>>151777490
>7-8 large
and I thought I was crazy for spending $600$ on a watch

>>151777774
>>151777782
better luck next time /f1/

gyatt dam it
/f1/ lost AGAIN

I buy $50 Timex watches

Fuck

>>>151777777


WHO

>>151777766
>>151777795
>>151777808
/f1/ always wins baby

>>151777828
rentlass

>>151777792
im a europoor and i dont even like watched, but idk, is a nice thing to have
>>151777783
idk, rich people go a little crazy sometimes
im not sure, but right after i graduated a girl got some tiddies, so 18, and there was a kid that took both grow hormones and anti hairlost hormones at 13-14
so it doesnt sound crazy

>>151776172
the Talarico of Tennessee

I am an honorary European

At least marry someone with booba, Sharl

>>151777882
I meant to say relentlass

>>151777883
>and there was a kid that took both grow hormones and anti hairlost hormones at 13-14
Okay but to be fair he did win the 2022 World Cup.

If I were an F1 driver I would marry a Japanese woman

>>151778011
Pureblood or tainted?

he replied warmly to my dm
we are basically buddies now
races for this feel

>>151778042
Post evidence.

>>151778011
cute castillian for me, maybe galician
>>151777980
jejeje good post
but the way he explained it to me is that the hormones wouldnt have effect on regular people, is not you take them and grown 20cm, is that their bodies didnt produce them, so they didnt reach their height cap, but any regular person did reach their height cap, so taking does nothing

>>151778025
No speakku engrish tier

>>151778218
A rural japanese tomboy?

tfw no brown mediterranean gf to marry

>>151778352
Here

>>151777579
I love tits so much it's unreal

I smell of onions
Actual onions, not wordfiltered onions

>>151778370
Yeah exactly like that. Bush and all.

>>151778370
1 drop rule, she is british

I LOVE BUSH

>>151778492
he accomplished his mission

did you?

reminder

>>151772159 (OP)
cuuuute

>>151778218
Maybe this one? I'm sure she likes F1 >>>/wsg/6002218

>>151774955
>fake tits

gimi

>>151775758
Holy mother of Christ I did NOT want to see the resultant hybrid from that.

>>151777579
White women are overrated
See this
>>151773952
The obsession for white women is usually a shitskin trait

>>151776623
casserole

>>151778776
white women aren't trashy enough to marry someone for his money, this is purely a medshitter and slav thing

Someone tell Leclerc she's Mexican, he can still deny he's the father and kick her out. He doesn't know

>>151778842
>white women aren't trashy enough to marry someone for his money
Yes, every coalburner wife in the NBA and NFL is definitely doing it for the love and not money.
>>151778776
Is this zoomertwain?

>>151778842
>white women aren't trashy enough to marry someone for his money
Nice bait

>>151778872
I would definitely have sex but only for the purpose of procreation

>>151777359
Agape love is really a lost understanding in [current_pozzed_year]. No, the amount of money you splash to a ring isn't going to make your relationship last any longer lil' bro.

>>151778887
can you post an NBA coalburner who's not an obvious mexican with dyed hair

>>151778842
He should marry Anna, he can fix her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fWMWTMB6qQ&t=11m10s

.

reminder

>>151778887
>Is this zoomertwain
What do you mean by that

>>151778842
KEK

>>151777207
once upon a time there was a system for this sort of thing

>>151779173
We are thracian roman mutts. Slav is only a linguistic term and slavs are not related genetically speaking.

>>151778925
Why did you reply to my post?

>>151779416
I meant sex with Leclerc for the purpose of procreation. I got advantage over anyone else because he's obviously into swarthy girls.

You do not have permission to reply to this post.

>>151779526
don't reply to my posts, you're tarnishing my poetry

>>151779586
i dont need your consent

>>151779640
Okay

>>151779586
>>151779640
I can not be stopped.

>>151779708
based and rape-pilled

>>151779732
I will still reply to your posts however, to elevate them.

>>151779816
>turn on random movie
>Naked (1993)
>first scene is a rape scene
>not F1 cars driving around
>turn off movie

>>151779819
Very nice but what kind of elevation we are talking about here? Are you somehow related with the best dutch driver of all time?

>>151779955
I've been to Belgium a couple times and shop at Jumbo

>>151780039
So true
OP does indeed equal OP

OP != OP
OP = FAG

>>151780039
How fucking expenive is the Raceauto van Max Vertappen that you have to spaar for it?
And why the fuck are they offering a scarf/shawl for 1.32?

Dutch lesson of the day: Max Max Max, Super Max Max, means Max Max Max, Super Max Max

>>151780304
I thought "super" was "boven"?

>>151780304
Ah I see. Yes. I can almost taste the stroopwafel.

>>151780304
ik ook

>>151780304
wat nou?

Kyle "Hey N" Larson just won ASSCAR again like 2021. History will repeat itself.
AMD AMX 2025 Formula One World Driver's Champion!

>>151780520
I wasted a year of my life in 2021 and am doing exactly the same this year. It's already done, Max has won.

It’s nice to see a young f1 driver not marry a gold digger that looks like his mother that also happens to be a daughter already

>>151780587
Every woman is a daughter already.

gimi

Some women were sons

>>151780039
>shop at Jumbo
No need to brag like that

Some wives are also daughters.

>>151780642
Those aren't women. You've been bamboozled.

>>151780520
>>151780584
max is a medshitter now, though

has anything as excited as this happened in F1 this week?

Some daughters are also wives

>>151780699
All wives are daughters.

>>151780710
when was the last time something this exciting happened in F1? the austin sprint, i suppose?

It’s nice to see a young f1 driver not marry a gold digger that looks like his mother that also happens to have a daughter already

>>151780604
Fixed

>>151780715
>>151780731
Polanski-pilled posts

>>151780731
All daughters are wives (mine)

>>151780764
Even the fat ugly ones?

>>151780778
>A
>L
>L

Sex, sex, sex. Is that all you degenerates ever think about?

>>151780829
also death

>>151780764
>>151780778
>>151780804

Everything is about sex bro. It’s literally the reason for why we are in the world

>>151780829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENDvxqRN1d4

It's nice to see a f1 driver not marry a gold digger that looks like his mother that also happens to have a young daughter already

>>151780737
Apparently lando finishing 30secs ahead of the pack was exciting.

>>151781013
is that grandma?

>>151781045
nanny

>>151781080
THE nanny? starring fran drescher?

>>151781080
I mean the old lady in the green/white rag

Apple needs to bring back this amazing live camera feed.

>>151781013
what are you talking about? Penelope doesn't look like amx's mother

>>151781080
>n-nanny!?

>>151781114
slut

>>151780829
No
Sex is for procreation only

>>151781184
yeah I'm a slut but what the geriatric hag with the fake nose?

>>151781193
I procreated with ur mom lmao

I think the most profound observation Benjamin Franklin ever expressed was that old women's faces and hands get wrinkly but their bodies stay smooth for many years beyond. I am American so I can say this.

>>151781218
oh so you are a funny man
you know, is funny until its not

>>151781232
When ?!

>>151781332
Your age + 9 months.

>>151781303
is always

>>151781407
I miss these niggas like you couldn't believe

>>151781367
You weren't there so how can you confirm it

>>151780705
and yet he's still on the table

>>151781649
theyre not dead

>>151781680
>You weren't there

He? I thought it was a She!

>>151777301
Unironically I think Checo takes it. But they’ll be hard pressed to score almost any points in a built-from-scratch team’s first season.

>>151781852
She/her? I hardly know 'er!

>>151781870
I hope they get 107%'ed every race

mercsissies why is this happening?

>>151782151
old set of 2 shit cars?

GOT RAPED FOR BRAZIL NEZT POSTING

FUG YOU MODS!! FUG U!!!

What were you for Halloween?

>>151782151
Didn't I warn you against """investing""" in scale models?

>>151782151
Ironically 2022-24 was my favourite merc driver lineup

>>151782292
t.

>>151782360
Bored.

>>151782360
hemingway

Aaaaand just like that all the broads hate leclerc now. Even my oneitis (picrel) is crying on instagram :(

brazil next

>>151782577
good. this sport is for men

>>151782360
extremely intoxicated

>>151782577
AYLMAO-esque
>>151782454
KWAB

>>151780737
>"when the last time something happened? Two weeks ago?"
We have to wait longer for literally anything to happen some times.

>>151782360
Dracula.....and very drunk. I still hurt >:S

>>151781649
>>151781407
watch him and his son's farming programme

>>151782742
how soon is too soon to call something a happening?
>>151782752
love these lads like you wouldn't believe

>>151781649
I like it when people say niggas in an endearing way

>>151782808
every day at work one of my blacks calls me a nigga in an endearing way
i should ask him for a pass

>>151782710
thats racist germano- I mean argentinanon

>>151782808
>>151782835

>>151782577
>>151782874
why would albon gf be crying about lecuck marriage?

>>151782876
https://streamable.com/rzo89o

>>151782907
lily he is browner (but also sexy), my oneitis is light skinned.

>>151782931
that is some lesser antilles talk dont put that evil on me, ricky bobby

>>151783000
trips get de pum-pum

>>151782958
>my oneitis is light skinned.
Edd is heavy-skinned.

Pisstree Status?

>>151783189
Its an absolute Pisaster

>>151783189
no games

>>151783189
Those cakes are dimed size now. Fuck Hostess.

>Norris will be a world champion in my lifetime
Worst champion of this century by far, even Lewis completely exposing Fernando was better

>>151783339
what are you going to g=do about it? nothing
you will eat the small worse tasting slop and you will be happy

>>151783339
Freshleychads just keep winning

>>151783423
Shant
>>151783520
>Michigan company
Dunno bout that chief

idk if its just me but i cant stand 99% of pastry anymore
cant eat the sugar filled cheap shit anymore its either high class low sugar desert or nothing

>>151782777
>"how soon is too soon"
Depends. If a stray missile comes in and hits an f1 driver, you can call that a happening immediately.
If some faggot decides to slow down in the middle of the track during qualifying to purposefully fuck up an opponents qualifying, you have to wait for it to actually mean something. Like if the guy that got held by the move loses the wdc by 7 points or fewer.

not really fond of certain pastries myself
but the small snack cakes the other burger posted i could eat

more of an ice cream guy

>>151776983
"french"-italian
actually algerian

1/2 mexican, 1/4 algerian, 1/4 italo-french mutt

I piss on f1 twitter that I now know this information

>>151777783
>ain't no way she's having major cosmetic surgery at like 14
laughs in korean

>>151783670
>If a stray missile comes in and hits an f1 driver
reminds me of that tragedy

>>151783520
>net weight 340g
that's barely one mouthful.

>>151783655
>>151783692
For me, its the underrated hot chocolate. Such a nice way to enjoy something sweet.

i have no bread for a pb&j
pls donate to our storm ravaged island

just move to the dominican republic and learn spanish XD

>>151783852
they died from no hurricane impact
im not looking to go from iq 62 to iq 61

baking

>>151783970
bake this __)__)::::::::::::.D-- -

*slurp*

>>151783781
I feel you Bob, but instead of no bread I have this really strong sourdough that makes for a weird pbj, but that's all I want to make. Quite a quandary.

>>151783781
I'll send you some cash bro

>>151784080
>but instead of no bread I have this really strong sourdough
>my steak too juicy
>my lobster too buttery

just rub it in my face do you know how bad i want a reliable sourdough source here?

>>151783708
>1/2 mexican, 1/4 algerian, 1/4 italo-french mutt
Dios mio, el monstruo de europa
Also there's no such thing as a "Mexican", she's probably some species of injun-incan-mayan-Spanish mutt

>>151784251
messican so to speak

>>151784251
spanish colonial racial designations go hard and are very indepth
maybe a spanish anon can regale us with tales of the good old times

>>151784251
chuck saw that pic of the indo girl with red face paint

>>151784251
Mexican is a nationality, first and foremost. You can say your mystery meat mutt child is descendant of white/black/african/asian etc. genes, they'll still be mexican, and that's what everyone thought of each other before the masses bought into the american identity culture war.

>>151783970
look how they massacred my boy

>>151784184
y'know, in retrospect, you do make me sound like a bit of a dick there. Though I will say keeping a sourdough starter and making your own bread is the best/cheapest way to get it anywhere.

Also, thread, Jamaicanon is chill and his charming shitty little island got ravaged by a hurricane. Here are some good charities.
World Central Kitchen https://donate.wck.org/give/738350/
Project Hope https://give.projecthope.org/page/FY25_Melissa_Search

>>151784429
I thought that was brazilian
>/f1/ related because Brazil next
>>151784443
>american identity culture war
eh, it wasn't their invention they just revived it
Identity and conflict are as old as genetics

>>151784443
golly i sure with that [any flag] could be a nationality, first and foremost, so that [any person] from [any flag] could go and live in [any flag-istan] and be happy and not have to accept [anybody from other flag]

>mexican babby
>hue babby
the assolute state of the grid

>>151784539
no its not you im just an absolute sourdough fiend

i joke a lot but the disparity between the effects here and in the direct path have been bothering me and i dont know how to fix it
theres nothing i can really do to help but it feels bad

>>151784710
That's just nature. There's always next year, and new cat 5s to look forward to.

>>151784752
pls no

>>151784710
>i joke a lot but the disparity between the effects here and in the direct path have been bothering me and i dont know how to fix it

Were you wishing to be wiped off the island anon? lmao

i guess sharing hour is over we go back to detached insensitivity
its my fault for doing that really

im sorry

im sorry jammy anon… mods nuked me so i cant post fast..

send from my ifine

there's hope lads
there always is

die mon

superman flopped, so no, hope never prevails…

>>151785212
>superman flopped
If Superman flopped, then why do they still release new comics? I mean, it definitely should have flopped with how retarded and hollow the whole thing is, but, well, most forms of contemporary entertainment (particularly by Americans for Americans) is.
F1-related because ever since Liberty Media aquired the sport they've tried their best to hollow it out to appeal to Superman fans.

>>151782577
>Agape

>>151783339
>oneitis
Lies. I just had a pack not too long ago.
>F1 related because I'm sure Edd wats them by the carton

>>151785212
that's because James Gunn is a hack and can only make one kind of movie

they turn off the internet everytime I turn off helldivers
curious

>>151786016
>they turn off the internet
Dunno, man. The internet's working pretty smooth on my end.

>>151785212
thanks i forgot i had DLd this film

>>151786309
Speaks to the quality.

The next zoomer driver should choose 6 7 for their number.

>>151787229
You know, there's actually no explicit rule I could find anywhere in the sporting regulation for what a "competition number" or "race number" (to use the 2014 vocabulary) should look like. There seems to be ageneral consensus that it must bee an integer ranging from 2 to 99, but that's not really part of any FIA regulation.
So why not pick, say, -5, 4958, 0.47 or π/2?
If they keep retiring numbers for bullshit like Bianchi killing himself, that'll be the only option in the future anyway.

>>151787229
someone should

>>151787748
>Bianchi killing himself
The FIA/Jean Todt killed Bianchi by forcing the fucking hybrid bullshit upon F1, necessitating a fucking brake-by-wire system, and only for the rear of the car.
The rush to make cars safer in the wake of Imola '94, only to throw it completely fuck all to the wind when it suits the pozzed narrative.

SPRINT WEEK YALL

>>151787229
In my F1 daydreams my number is 76 if that helps.

Does f1 allow letters? I'd go with 49a for a reference no one would understand

I'm starting to think it won't be bussin' in 2026. it will be up to bottas to represent the uralic race.

>>151788146
they would just assume you are a sprintcar man

>>151788146
Well, the rules say "number", but I guess you could define a as a constant.

>>151788087
50% chance of rain all three days, and race day is going to be at least 10 degrees cooler than the one practice session. Going to be a trainwreck.

>>151788087
Tru tru tru

Race week

>>151788087
y'all

/f1/ right now

>>151788697
Too soon.

>>151788087
Fact check: true

not a fan of sprint weeks

All weeks are sprint weeks
Days get longer
Years get shorter

>>151788130
But that's Rena's number!

>>151788869
she looks like she should get raped (by me)

>mandatory two pit stops
yes the FIA wants pisstri (which is SHIT at tire management) to win it's fucking insane the length they will go just to make their golden boy win the championship

just unlock all slick tires from c1-c5 and let teams/drivers decide what tires they want to bring (drivers on the same team may bring different compounds)

I FUCKING LOOOOOVE EFFFFFFF ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151788920
explain

>>151788982
Last week the police launched a mega operation in a favela to combat the main drug cartel in Rio. That picture is the aftermath. 121 total deaths, 117 criminals and unfortunately 4 cops.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=be2BvNSkIdg

>>151788995
>121 total deaths, 117 criminals and unfortunately 4 cops.
And what about the other four? The non-criminals?

>>151779237
that was true love you cynic

>>151789042
>And what about the other four? The non-criminals?
heh

seriously

The rise and fall of Daniel Kvyiat

>>151788995
Do Brazilians often go to shootouts in their underwear?

>>151789138
Don't worry, there are plenty of retards in the sea.

>>151789141
*Kyiviat

Sir Lando Norris

saar

>>151789168
Do we think Max lets the saar be around his children?

>>151789161
>>151789161
>>151789161

>>151789144
Short answer: no
Long answer: cops surrounded and bottlenecked them into the woods behind the favela, where 250 elite operations men were waiting. The first day the death toll was 60, this picture is the morning after, when favela dwellers went to the woods to retrieve another 60 bodies the cops didnt bother to remove from the woods and they did this old trick of showing the bodies in underwear to portray them as victims, not enemy combatants. Hours later the police release survaillance footage of the criminals in tactical gear and ghillie suits going into the woods, and later the people retrieving the bodies removing their clothing and combat boots, demolishing the lefty narrative

>>151789189
Based police