Thread 151772768

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Not even a debate. Best BW of all time.

>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity
>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing
>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't hide her disgust
>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair
>links up with Khabitch and acts all friendly instead of heeming the cunt, even listens to his retarded advice
>gets his shit pushed in in the fight
>Gane is jabbing Aspinall's nose off him
>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally
>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit
>robs Gane of the belt
>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year
>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage
>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs
>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act
>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels and redditors turn on him, including current and former fighters
>Aspinall's team initiates a media campaign claiming the fight should've ended in Gane's disqualification
>the very next week, one of Aspinall's main sparring partners and close friends Ante Delija eye pokes his opponent Waldo Cortes-Acosta
>one of Waldo's eyes is visibly damaged
>decides to continue to fight
>immediately knocks Delija the fuck out and calls out Aspinall for being a bitch made coward

There has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions

fantastic thread

>>151772825
Umar got robbed 2bqh

yes, this man will headline the white house card.

>>151772850
I don't think you can win the fight if you only win two/five 10-9 rounds.

>>151772855
Nice, new Conor bepis pics!!!

>>151772855
he is a certified funny cunt

>>151772855
Fitting considering who the president is.

Salsa Boy KOing that mutant was anime.

>>151772818
Based loyal to evil slaves.

>>151772843
So Tom is basically a Norf FC guy who happened to get into /fit/?

>>151772825
3 old elite guys that are absolutely washed, those don't count. the modern champs are mediocre, and the other 2 are scubs that never held a belt.

>>151772855
ant eater of a piece

>>151772850
…of his dignity.

>>151772855
>caucasus nigger tries not being a massive faggot challenge: impossible
Ignore this cunt, he's trying to deflect from aidspinal quitting

>>151772850
Umar's chin saved him in his recent fight. he ain't all that.

brazzas are so fucking gay theyve killed the sport almost as much as helwanis

>>151772843
Aspinallsisters say it ain’t so

>>151773013
We call them sexy daddies here

>>151772855
I want to see this pic of Topturo shopped into one of those Goober pics.

>>151772843
According to @grok, Ronda Rousey's loss was worse, although I dont see it

>>151773064
I call them filthy mountain scum for suck cocks and fuck man ass because VERY GAY

>>151772970
imagine having this kind of fixation over fucking teletubby tomala. get aids and croak in Bakhmut nigger.

fake sport

>>151773113
what the helly

Fine thread

Now watch me whip (kill it)
Now watch me nae nae (okay)
Now watch me whip, whip
Watch me nae nae (watch me do it)
Now watch me whip (kill it)
Watch me nae nae (okay)
Now watch me whip, whip
Watch me nae nae (can you do it?)

>>151773105
Nah, Ronda kept trying to box and boxer until she was knocked stiff. That deserves respect. Asspinall quit, that's a million times worse.

>>151773208
Yeah it was a retarded decision but it was the right kind of retarded. Tom just quit like a soft cunt.

>>151773141
Nigger are you living in 2024? Bahmut has been ours for ages at this point. You're next btw

>>151773105
she got knocked out. it was a definitive loss.
aspinall can return and knock out Gane. then nobody will care about the quitting, and just clown on Gane for never touching the gold.

Aspinkwab is probably asking his wife to describe what's happening on the tv as we speak

Say what you will about Khabitch, he never hit this pose

>>151773377
>aspinall can return and knock out Gane
LMAO

>>151773365
Yeah Poland looks like more than you can chew for sure. Hell, even Latvia is probably too well fortified for the fuckin golden horde of steppe tribesmen to handle.

>>151773398
he hits that pose every time a brazza finishes blowing him.

>>151773365
>You're next btw
find someone else to pozz you aids freak.

Reminder that Russia took 20% of Georgia in 2008 in a matter of days and they couldn't do shit about it KEK
Ukrainians are MUCH tougher people

>>151773398
Simon would’ve done the same to Khabitch, I dismayfully reckon.

>>151773474
Please not latvia that's too close

>>151773430
Gane got dropped by Tuivasa.

>>151773522
There's a difference between getting dropped and getting KO'd

THE FATTEST MAN, IN DAGESTAN, KHABOB NURMOVS GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW

>>151773548
what, is Aspinall pillow fisted or something?

>>151773544
people forget man

Kvassblob wouldn't stand a chance

>>151773474
I think we should take Georgia, Ajerbaijan and Kazakhstan first before we invade any European country desu

norkies to the left of me, brazzas to the right
here i am, stuck in a meat cube with with you

>>151773637
I agree with this plan at least wait 3 years

>>151773608
For a HW, yeah. He looked like the smaller man against Ciryl. His hands were much lighter but he was still somehow not as quick. Ciryl busted him up with the jab alone but nothing Tom threw even tickled Gane.

>>151773678
okay, lemme change what I said.
*Aspinall can return and TKO Gane.

>>151773637
Better do it before 2029, while you still can. Our retarded orange toddler might have an iron grip and moron's handle on geopolitics, but there's no guarantee the next leader will be as happy to bottom for Russia.

>>151773678
Imagine ever believing this bum was any good

>>151773678
Gane had a cut on his face

On the way back from a date. On the underground and was dying for a piss because of the beer, had to detour a mile away to Liverpool street station as that the only one, ran all the way to the toilet. Got to the urinal and because it's cold I had my t-shirt tucked into my Jeans under my jacket therefore couldn't get to my waistband if Boxers and was franticly fiddling around trying to pull it up and pissed all in my Jeans. AND my journey is longer too. What a shit evening

>>151773779
No he didn't

YA BEEN EATIN TOO MANY CHEESEBURGERS WITH THAT FREAK HASBOOLY

>>151773790
How was the czech minx did you tell her all about jon jones

in a combat scenario, the man with nothing to lose wins
and thats why i dont have a girlfriend

>>151773753
I have this mental image of Tom as being a tiny little man who lives in Tom's chest. This little guy pulls the levers which move his golem suit around and he's TERRIFIED of being discovered because in reality he's very small but everyone thinks he's this big strong important guy. It's just in the way he moves and carries himself

Nobody thought Belal Muhammad would ever touch UFC gold..

>>151773871
That's a scratch if even

>>151773790
Brits making a fool of themselves once again

>>151773830
That was yesterday and I reported back but you just ignored me like you do. Buzz off

>>151773922
Could happen to anyone, could happen to you

>>151773871
That's literally Tomala's blood

>>151773927
I wasn't here t there are routinely 3 of us nowadays how did it go

>>151773969
You’re here 24/7

the moment Pavlovich threw a devastating haymaker and knocked Tommy Aspinall out cold.

>>151773877
That's quite out there. I like it

>>151773871
a single tear of blood for the death of tom's legacy...

>>151773877
Would also explain the freak "injuries" tbdes u w u

>>151773987
Monitor on and no im not even

>>151772768 (OP)
why are mma fans so gay?

just realized jdm vs islam is a fake fight

>>151773969
It was you man, up to your same tricks. I was telling you how I was hilariously astonished to learn she's a semi pro boxer. And I even risked a very bad and embarrassing situation taking this for you, getting caught and maybe even ending up on the news, and even worse getting banned here, all for nothing

>>151773881
To be fair he didn't touch it for very long kek. It's a rounding error

>>151774127
Slampiggy subs JDSM in 2 rounds or less so yeah it is a statpadding fight.

>>151772855
>still up

It's rainy cold and depressing outside, it saddens my bloated American heart. I think I'll get some McDonald's to cure my ailments. At least I'm not a bitch like Tom.

>>151773997
another angle

>>151772768 (OP)
I finally decided to apologize to Gane scholars, I was wrong. I'm sorry.

>>151774223
highly doubt it b

Merab is terrified of moving up KWAB, Khabitch-tuer cowardice

I haven't watched the UFC since since 317 what have I missed

>>151774223
While Topiglet strokes xer ingrown clitty on the cuck couch

>>151774261
Apologize to Volkov patricians instead for having the lineal HW champion.

>>151774141
Nice, did you see her again today

>>151774264
JDSM is basically WW Doostin that touched gold because stars aligned. 50 years old Usmeng would send him away on stretcher.

https://www.fmkorea.com/best/9107756976

second video, 6 seconds in


>"waldo can you fight"
>waldo: "I'm no poosy, come on!"
>proceeds to knock out the eyepoker in 10 seconds

HE'S GAY

>>151774284
Khamzat finally became top bamhole
fighting nerds cucked out
Ank got embarrassed
Reyes has one more run left in him

Stunning jawline, I don't remember the posts but I was offline from here before the poohfc card started

cut this freak.

>>151774362
was he indirectly calling tom a pussy?

>>151774400
yes

>>151774400
yes

>>151772855
>goobinderjeets actually thought this was big
KEK!

>>151774374
gee I really really hope de ridder is still undefeated

>>151774350
what makes you think islam could sub a welterweight dustin in 2 rounds, he couldn’t sub lightweight dustin in 2 rounds

>>151774473
he is. he's just taking a break at the moment.

gooby looks unimpressed with his own meng

>>151774300
rip in peace little buddy :(

thinkin of u hurtin :(((

>>151774479
because he's bigger but shittier version of Dustin. being bigger might get him through 3 rounds though.

>>151774400
no

>>151774583
his grappling is way better than peaheads, certainly better than over the hill flushed post hip replacement peahead

women have periods

>>151774760
Not if you starve them enough

thinking about sending a picture of my penis to Azelia Banks

ciryl gane invited me to train with him in hyperborea. should i go?

I have a huge slop boner right now! Mcnuggets and quarter pounders, OH MY GOODNESS!

Cody Mutherfucking Durden

Kody Steer

I know MMA is fake, but I don't understand how they decide who should win
in the WWE, its based on who is more entertaining, who is more famous, or who has the best relationship with the CEO
but in UFC they let Tyron Woodley become champ? I know they gave him a loss streak, but that was after they gave him the belt

I honestly don't think anything can top the satisfaction from TJ getting murked in first round by Cejudo and then being revealed to be roids fraud.

>Tom Aspinall DID. NOT. QUIT. The eye poke was very VERY SERIOUS.
this is what Tomala fans sound like right now

>>151774349
Haha don't be so polite, this photo is atrocious. I promise she looked amazing though, better than profile pictures.
No didn't meet her, it was Greek this evening

A Pakistani Muslim grooming gang in the UK kept a 15 year old girl in a cage like a dog, while using her as a sex slave.

The teenage girl, Victoria Agoglia, who was abused by the Rochdale grooming gang, was r*ped before being killed by a lethal heroine injection that was injected into her by a 50 year old man.

The same gang also kept the aborted fetus of another teenage girl as a souvenir, storing it in a freezer.

In September 2003 the 15 year old girl visited the home of a 50-year-old Pakistani Muslim man - Mohammed Yaqoob - who injected her with heroin.

She died in hospital five days later.

He was later jailed for three and half years for injecting her with a noxious substance after being cleared of manslaughter.

The girl was one of hundreds of teens, some as young as 11, that were groomed, trafficked and abused by the Pakistani gangs between 2004-2012 in the Greater Manchester area.

Shabir Ahmed, one of the ringleaders of the Rochdale child grooming gang who forced his victims to call him 'Daddy' was jailed for a total of 41 years for multiple r*pes and sexual offences against children.

Spammy the janny is a pakistani sir pederast apparently the mods don't give a fuck or they are the same.

OH BABY DR. PEPPER AND EXTRA DIPPING SAUCE! BUFFALO RANCH! RANCH IS HERE!
>massive pop

>>151775592
>flag
Lmao shit hole nation full of low iq slaves. There's like 5 different countries in the same boat lol, worthless race.

>>151775592
I'm scared

>A Pakistani Muslim grooming gang in the UK kept a 15 year old girl in a cage like a dog, while using her as a sex slave.
>[Reddit tranny space]
>The teenage girl, Victoria Agoglia, who was abused by the Rochdale grooming gang, was r*ped before being killed by a lethal heroine injection that was injected into her by a 50 year old man.
>[Reddit tranny space]
>The same gang also kept the aborted fetus of another teenage girl as a souvenir, storing it in a freezer.
>[Reddit tranny space]
>In September 2003 the 15 year old girl visited the home of a 50-year-old Pakistani Muslim man - Mohammed Yaqoob - who injected her with heroin.
>[Reddit tranny space]
>She died in hospital five days later.
>[Reddit tranny space]
>He was later jailed for three and half years for injecting her with a noxious substance after being cleared of manslaughter.
>[Reddit tranny space]
>The girl was one of hundreds of teens, some as young as 11, that were groomed, trafficked and abused by the Pakistani gangs between 2004-2012 in the Greater Manchester area.
>[Reddit tranny space]
>Shabir Ahmed, one of the ringleaders of the Rochdale child grooming gang who forced his victims to call him 'Daddy' was jailed for a total of 41 years for multiple r*pes and sexual offences against children.
>[Reddit tranny space]
>Spammy the janny is a pakistani sir pederast apparently the mods don't give a fuck or they are the same.

I need a sexy Jondaddy to protect me from the royal rapists of England

>>151775592
>Yaqoob
wait pakis really?

>>151775541
Greek sounds fun good on you for embracing a diversified portfolio it's the best way to go then disappointments don't mean much

>>151775592
this is why we need Islam.
so I can partake in these most exquisite worldly pleasures.
Alhamdulillah

>>151775649
Lmao look at you all upset and shit kys already

>>151775731
Exactly, I've learned that, way too late but still. You're an experienced and wise Chinaman

>>151775786
Much easier and more fun if you coach kids instead

>>151775839
those whores enjoyed it btw.

>>151775883
Dont call your mum a whore saarcles, respectfully

>>151775871
*bows respectfully,*

>>151775592
>>151775839
Why don't their parents do anything?

>>151775875
it seems women are meant to be groomed and taken advantage of, I speak most agonizingly in spite of my instilled western idealism.

>>151775400
It was right before negro fatigue started.

>>151776015
Well they did something and look at the result, a bunch of subhumans lmao
Spammysaar gets particularly upset about this webm lmaooo idgaf

>>151776015
white people hate themselves and are innately self destructive. weird and mentally ill race of people.

>>151776132
Always a corner store... Always the same group...

Imagine waking up and remembering you're human trash ie bulgarian slav lmao. Literally a nation of waste and commie blocks.

HEP ME JONDADDY THE BRITISH BUNG BRIGADE IS ASSAULTING ME WITH THEIR 3 INCH ALLAHS

>IT'S DA PAKIS SAAAR!!!
>posts jeets
KEEEEK THIS PIGGY IS SEETHING OVER HIS PAKDADDIES!!

>>151775969
Jingliang comes from Xinjiang, specifically the part with lots of Kazakhs in the north
They put Kazakhs through the same wringer as Uyghurs, so Rakhmanov being buddy with the Leech is like Khabib being buddy with Kadyrov; It's complex geopolitically

Shuuut da foook up

>>151776270
Whos your daddy paxtaanisaar?

>>151775592
I just want somewhere to tlak about the Two Straws Podcast

why don't pakis get a single poofc fighter?
>>151776132
yeah..

>>151776338
Let's talk about it

>>151776353
They do, her name is Clitia Topiglet.

>>151776353
They have different fights

>>151776381
>They
saar

>>151776306
maybe on planet retard

Tom cried because they were booing him. He's a sensitive man.

Big ank lost his mojo at the mosque

>>151776425
Clitia uses they/them pronouns

>>151776467
Tomala thought he was the most beloved fighter just because predditors were dogpilling on Jones. the moment he didn't meet the expectations, he got dumped.

>>151776507
This hangry piglet needs a BBC ASAP!

>>151776530
need to see him dress like ewok and climb 50 foot BBCS!!

Francis is still the heavyweight champion

>>151776516
he has zero charisma and a retarded son, his whole gimmick was smashing guys fast, but hes just a barely athletic slob, and now we know he is a coward and quitter as well. He should just retire and kill himself, leave son in enclosed pool area

>>151772843
>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing
Still can't get over how pointless this was. Tom's dad picked the worst time to mooch off his son's fame.

OHHH HES LEAKin

fack the bbq hamster came out burnt

>>151776796
them shits smackin

>>151776826
volk eats this every other night

>>151776826
When you can effortlessly count the Chips it's bad, real bad. They're even doing this shit in the third world now. They need their nutrition more than anyone

>>151776826
oh nono, topliget!! not like this!

Give it a few years and they'll come in a little metal cup

>>151776683
they were asking for it at that point. Gane could use every single foul on him and would still get away it. doesn't help that Herzdog was the ref.

Fun fact, Tom Aspinall was Muhammad Mokaevs first BJJ coach when he was 13

To this very day no one has been able to beat Mokaev in any sport

>>151777168
Quite possibly the two realest fighters in the entire MMA universe, as of now.

>Chad Waldo gets eyepoked by Tom Reddit’s teammate
>shrugs it off and brutally heems him immediately after despite having visible eye damage
>meanwhile Tomala a week later despite multiple doctors telling him he’s fine

Thinking youve won and then being told the fight hasnt ended yet makes you lose
its psychology

tried to warn you guys

A 17-year-old Ilia Topuria finished his opponent cold and pulled off the zestiest celebration

>>151777429
Hardly even zesty, socialise more please.

Is the FBI really investigating Dana's scamming ass? Fucking finally.

Wonkmember the nose

I know kangaroo have good striking but nobody check their grappling brazza. I think that I gunna submit kangaroo for sure.

>>151777429
This is perfectly normal for a 17 year old living in europe

>>151777521
We don't post selfies here spammy.

>>151777521
You don’t get out very much I lament

>>151777429
saucy little minx!

>>151777476
Maybe for you and your bacha bazi my hasidic homeboy

teamaspinallbros...

Zesty ass spammy fantasizing about 17 year old men, I’m afraid.

>>151777401
This, Anderson was completely shook of Zombie Bisping in the final round and lost the fight after literally heeming him unconscious and walking away like a retard and let Bisping wake up

>>151777538
He’s a mentally deranged paki who thinks any form of expression is haram because he spent his entire childhood seething while the white kids played sports and did fun celebrations outside while he was forced to read the quran and sniff old greasy paki farts in a mosque.

>>151777663
He’s self admittedly Arabic.

>>151777663
Turn your monitor on

Bad year for pakis, bad bad year for pakis...

>>151777725
What a tool that guy is.
Monitor on.

#NowYouKnow

>>151777785
Is he doing a hand symbol or holding something?

Topiggies not handling his outing well at all I fear

>>151777663
His posts REALLY stick with you don't they?

>>151777822
>NOOOOO YOU CANNOT CELEBRATE IT IS HARAM YOU CAN ONLY POINT WITH ONE FINGER THEN SNIFF BAMHOLE AT MOSQUE

>>151777785
This farm yard animal looking ting is going to get creampied to death by the FBI, and not a moment too soon.

>>151777802
Agua….

I accidentally took a bunch of my moms birth control pills in middle school because I thought they were drugs and they inhibited my puberty and I have a big butt and features. That probably caused my AGP fetish and I mostly only get off on viewing myself as a women so I shave my legs and wear panties now. Stuff like that.

>>151777836
Delete this you goof

Dana would get a presidential pardon in a heartbeat. Then he'd use his power on the meta board of directors to ruin the fbi agents life

>>151777885
Shades of Khabib

>>151777845
There's a difference between just celebrating and hitting a zesty emote

I became a BBC piggy when Jaidaddy busted my birth control bussy

Connor has a very strong penis that he shows to black women. Honestly? Respect.

>>151777917
Kids weren’t so self conscious about that shit 10 years ago

As far as zest kultur goes, I’ll take the word of a Canadian over anyone else’s, any day.

>>151777956
>they booed me

>>151777956
Peepin tom thoughbeit I'm afraid

>>151777911
Based unc.

>>151777950
Yeah but for my purposes I wanna be as sexy and feminine as possible because of AGP for whatever lucky guy I meet off grindr. So whenever I pull the trigger I’m gonna have to full shave my face and makeup and then it would be a long time until I could go back to having my cool facial hair and attracting women again.

>>151777993
Kek

>>151778020
What an ugly retarded freak

>>151778033
Hardly. His Maori tongue magic had rogna in a trance

>>151778033
We don’t sing our posts here.

JDM will heem Islam. The brazza era is coming to an end.

>>151778020
he's ready to lick up the HUGE creampie I left inside a shaking and crying Dana White

Jdpiggy will be spanked and spunked by his Slamdaddy I’m afraid

>>151778099
I sing all my posts partner keep on rollin baby

>>151778185
Its just one of those days.

It's all about the /heem/ said Sneed said bullshit, I think I'm gonna flip!

Won't be surprised if aidspainaanal kills his entire family including his father and then himself

>>151778165
Damn THIS is the best pakis have got to show? Pisslam is fucked!

Imagine how angry Khabib is going to be watching Pisslam get 50-45d kek. His blood pressure will be through the roof.

So glad Tom Reddit became the laughing stock of the POOFC. His annoying tranny fans were getting uppity.

JDM will end brazza fags once and for all

islam will be flat on the canvas, severely concussed halfway through round 3, wondering how it could possibly have come to this when he spent so much time sparring with noted can crusher hypejob zaynukov

>>151778381
>>151778340
This is the same mouth breathing brain dead mongoloid who was spamming for 2 months that DDpigus would end khamzat btw.

>>151778346
Tomala uses gaped/orb pronouns

>>151778346
I remember spammy being a massive Aspinal glazer, kwab

let's stick to the FACTS. Gane won.

ANNOUNCE THE FIGHT ALREADY

Islam is essentially DDP; Jack is essentially Hamza.

JDM is a paper champion, that's why islam moved up

5 bongs RIZINchads

>>151778514
WDWTCH i'm afraid.

>>151778524
Trvke

>>151778501
they're fighting for the BGF ("Biggest Gay Faggot") belt

Don't let Joe know rest. Erect a 100ft projector in front of his house and play this video on loop.

>>151778580
>oldhead is big mad Joe won't lend him any money for his pain meds
L grandpa time to roll over and die boomer

>>151778501
Two zesty ass friends of Dorothy speaking Polari in skintight underwear

>>151778580
Joe knows he's sweet.

Mfw Hooker sends Arman out on a stretcher round 1

Quit reposting that photoshoped ilia pic

>>151779573
>photoshoped

Getting the same feeling I did about the Dookster fight as i did when i read all the “Tom by murder” posting
Too much confidence in one verdict and the heem gods will go the other way. Dookie by liver shot heem, Arman is derailed

Clitia knows he’s sweet

is tickling against teh rules in mma?

Joe is a fed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHUUxhsX-iQ

>>151779620
Dookie is not a coward though, you can't compare him with quitspinal who already quit many times before the Gane fight, Jones already predicted that 6 months before the fight.

>>151779773
He’s saying Dan will win mr. ESL

>>151779773
Ducking is worse than quitting

>>151779612
The lipstick is photoshoped/altered by a filter

>>151778580
Reminder Joe was a karate champ literally four years running and won a national competition as a LW
He's provably legit but never went on to try and become a pro fighter because he didn't want to heem himself, this is his abusive father seething that he cut him out of his life lol

Jon Jones turned down 30 million and vacated his belt to avoid fighting Tom Aspinall.

>>151779823
>Jon Jones turned down 30 million
source?

>>151779805
Tom is the first coward to duck a fighter mid-fight, this level of cowardice hasn't been seen before, i agree.

Jon knew that fighting a bum like Tom would take away from his legacy (just like people shit on him for beating up Smiff) so he made the smart choice to not fight him.

4 wmma on 1 card should be the standard #fuckthefans

>>151779806
I got it from the guy's own Instagram....b look at the tie he has around his neck no need to cope at least now we know

>>151779903
Khabib also did this with turdny

>>151779868
Ducking pre fight is worse than mid fight because you don’t even have the balls to step in the octagon

The only source for Jones getting offered 30 mil is helwani

prime schaub heems aspinall no diff

>hes le heckin good person
A plodding king sized pussy who quits at any point of adversity and those beady soulless eyes oh man, those eyes sunken into that oafish mug, that starvelling ogre phenotype i really can't stand joe rogan

dont wanna miss this one folks

>vacates belt instead of fighting Aspinall
>I’ll fight Periera at the White House though!
Thats a duck

>>151779773
that's.. not what he meant.

>>151780034
He could heem him today b

Tom won and Gane cheated. Toms onto his 3rd title defense and gane his 4th title loss. Absolute cinema. Shook. Chilled.

>>151780389
Alex is the strongest fighter at the UFC, currently. Tom conceded that he isn’t as strongmind as him.

Bo Nigger

AGPoatan will buck oink and squirt on Jondaddy’s BBC while Tomala cries clutching xer orb.

>>151780735
How??????

Geoff Neal on APFC

>>151780389
Nobody wants anything to do with this pathetic crybaby redditor

PigRoevWade is an AGPkin thoughevermorebeit

>>151780389
Team Tomala lost.

>>151772768 (OP)
What is the lore of /shitnigguh/? I am unfamiliar with such an esoteric meme.

Is he going to prison? He's a pretty decent ref

The silence from Team Tomala has been deafening

>>151781075
We should round you up and fry you alive in a bat of boiling oil unironically I lament

>>151780862
Dana needs to let this happen

>>151781415
But enough about what daddies be doing to y’all piggies

I legitimately don't understand why the Tom/Ciryl fight mindbroke everyone so bad. There was a fixed fight last night and /heem/ is still unusable and flooded with retarded rage baiting over the eyepoke situation.

Damn these niggas got me. I hate these niggas more than nazis.

Tomala donerspinall got Lee brigades and Metcalf minced by Ganedaddy sadly

>>151781546
Nah fuck that!!

>>151781534
which fight was fixed?

>Nah fuck that!
Nah fuck THAT!

>>151781590
Dulgarian/Del Valle

ANDY ASPINALL IS A MENTALLY ILL PEDO FREAK

>Pirate activity near American coastlines

Nah fuck that!

>>151781631
Dookie activity in ya DDPS I fear

>>151781652
Nah fuck that!

>>151781534
Simply because heavyweight is supposed to be the best weight class with the toughest men in the world and to see one of them cry his way out of a fight is genuinely pathetic, Valker, a fellow heavyweight said that in an interview aswell post-fight.

Right now the best weight class is Bantamweight, this should tell you something.

>>151781498
The day of reckoning for pakis can’t come soon enough. Wipe you freaks off the face of the earth for good.

>>151781604
damn

>>151781227
it came from a gay scat porn video

>>151781714
Daddies got ya bacon clitty boilin and squirtin’ huh

>>151781777
Why do you speak like an American hood rat you paki inbred freak. We’re going to fucking kill you.

>>151773544
Fuck, Gane is so kino.

>>151781802
OHHHHHHHHH

THERES ONLY ONE

LEE RIGBY

HES GOTTA BIG

LEAKY CLITTY

>>151781802
Spammy revved you.

>>151781534
random can throwing a fight for some extra cash, whoopty doo.

>>151781843
Pakibong and spammy are both different characters

>>151781843
Yes a guy who spams about the rape and killing of white people all day revved me. He should be found and killed as soon as possible.

>>151781935
And they both revved you pal.

>>151781958
Was just correcting you bappa, Spammy is much older than Pakibong, you clearly didn't know this information.

>>151781947
Pink piglets are not people I’m afraid

reminder that schaub's hawlg pic mogs gooby's

>>151782007
Post hand

>>151782020
Maybe on planet Opposite

This Pakibong fella fluent in Polari.

>go to church event
>miss the cock pic
smdh

"knock yourself out, kid" dana says casually, anus gaping from the previous rounds

>>151781498
Kwab, this ugly freak literally got thrown into a woodchipper

Ngl if JDM counters Isalms grappling like he did Belal I might be done watching this retarded sport. The skill level is just so low.

>>151782200
What's the purpose of a post like this?

do you think volk is teaching jdm how to drinkmaxx in preparation for islam?

>>151782370
If the drink is daddy loads then yes

wow dc clocked that dulgarian fought like a blue belt, while bispbong was just talking about how big a beast del valle is

>>151782420
Excellent post.

>>151782097
Fingerpainting with pig blood I fear.

>>151781802
We've already subverted you and your King Piggy idols with our own daddies I'm afraid...

>>151782357
sexual provocation

Urge to kill...rising!

>>151782020
Canor's was taken from from a normal angle... Bappa had to do the forced perspective trick and take the pic right next to his hawlg.... That makes the closest thing appear bigger than it really is
Schaub doesnt have a big meng, b... You've been fooled by a trick that should only work on females.

>>151782656
Brutally weemed that goober.

>>151782656
conor is a manlet, it is you who was fooled by the classic manlet proportion trick

>>151782007
careful b

how do these retards make it so obvious. its a game of inches, just try your best to win minus like 5%. I bet niggas get away with all the time now that I think of it.

>>151782711
Afraid not. But at least schaub can fit into really tight jeans!

>>151782656
>>151782766
>sues (you) for devamashin

If Schaub's cock is small why do so many ladies want it?

>>151782720
People forget man, Yakubdaddy was banished to the Caucasus Mountains with all his evil creations. Just sayin.

little pathetic soft cock Schaub

>>151782903
Because he slides into their dms and tricks them with forced perspective camera angles

>>151783015
dumb bitches!

coming face to face with Schaub's cock has to be like coming face to face with a shark underwater or a honey badger during honey season

>>151783015
azealia banks saw right through gooby's manlet proportions and exposed him to the world. when will they learn?

>>151782903
False premise b, schaub has got a beast of a hawlg

>>151783015
Jealous bitch

Waldo isn't cuban?

>>151782656
What are you, a meng expert ?

>>151782720
You’ve found spammys off switch

Connor have a decent sized Schaub
no homo

RIZIN IN 30 BINGS
Prelims + opening ceremony here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQPKG2uxPhM

Full event free on rizin.tv

>>151783144
schahbub means poop

>>151783066
Exactly I would agree... But why you getting so revved over schaubs tiny meng?

>>151783151
Huh?

We don't watch that CRAP here, DICKHEAD!!!

if you betray dana then you've betrayed me. you've betrayed all of us. the ufc is so much more than a business... it's a family.

body cam on

after the delija fight? man Gane really did set everything in motion

>>151781747
How reprehensible

We're gonna watch RIZIN and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>151783151
i do not respect japanese martial arts
rizin's head honcho got put down by a breakdancer tweaker

>>151783219
I'm attacking my family

that malooms ringgirl was 41 years old

>>151783259
which one

>>151783151
Show you some rizin
*unzips pants*

>>151782527
Mission accomplished!

>>151783151
Thank you anon. Weekend heems are saved.

>>151783286
>which one
the one with the rack b the hot one

>>151783304
i'll never forgive danny gay for letting shitbull into the rankings

>>151783246
He wasnt fighting in his real weight class. He's not used to killing himself to get to a lower weight like Dana made him do.
Now with lighter man skill back behind him at bantamweight, he's on his way to the title.

>>151783321
the shortstack with the big yellow natties? she's 27 dumbass

Im the toughest guy on this bus rifht now

>>151783259
You know what's the best part about having sex with forty one year olds? There's 40 of em.

>>151783358
I'd like to see some evidence.

>>151783195
no one is revved, b. this is a scholarly discussion about fighter meng pictures and their impact on the sport of mma.

>>151783151
FREE SOVLZIN?
I'm thinkin we're watchin that crap NEWL!

>>151783372
whats the effect of titos

>>151783345
ive been saying asakura vs omalley since dat boy signed with ufc but it wont ever happen. asakura will lose one more then get cut

>>151783402
chihiro won that fuckin fight

>>151783428
MY BOYYYYY!!!!!!!

Tito was the only on willing to post flaccid. That speaks volumes.

>>151783370
>Io Iori
>Gravure idol

About
>Born: 13 August 1998 (age 27 years), Kanagawa, Japan
>Height: 1.51 m

>>151783502
idgi

The last times I have watched Conor training he looks very slow. I'm very concerned to how he is going to look when he returns to the octagon.

>>151783502
What if i look like the left but say the right?? Do I undo the whole meme??

>>151783528
Oops!

tom aspinall is never fighting again

>>151783437
nope

>>151783567
you don't look like that b

Tom didnt quit he simply ran out of time . ..

>>151783590
you reckon Ante pokes him in sparring?

>>151783537
Basically i portrayed you as the gay fat basedjak and myself as the based epic chad

the meeting isnt about how to reform fouls, its how to not have to pay 2 fighters full purse when the fight ends early in a no contest

>>151783682
which is which?

>>151783620
he didn't take his 5 minutes

Tom Aspinall has died of fear, I fear

it turns out ufc was scripted all along

Tom didn't continue. He said apparently he still can't see. You can't talk shit. You can't.
-Michael Bisping

WE ARE LIVE RIZINCHADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQPKG2uxPhM

First 2 fights after the opening ceremony will be on this stream as well, after that use rizin.tv

>>151783784
I can and I will

>cage
based

Conor's got so much foreskin it's nuts.

gable steveson is an rapist and you're laughing?

Red tape is getting absolutely peached.

>>151783151
Is the main card going to have english commentary on their site?

>>151784216
think so b that's usually how they do it

>>151783151
I got work tomorrow nigga

>>151784336
hahaha

Crapspinall

Shartspinall

Asspinall

>>151784098
He was fine enough to give a long post fight interview and walk out of the cage. They were booing because he ruined an already terrible night of fights. He could have just closed the eye and tried to heem or even poke him back for free.
Even if he would have lost, he would get a rematch and more sissy clitty pitty from the fans who would blame it on the eye poke. Now he looks like a fake one coward.
And I don't like any heavyweights whatsoever so you're getting the truest insight. Hate Tom. Hate Gane. Hate Jon. Hate Stipe. Even hate Ngubu. But I would have preferred for Tom to win because it would been interesting and would devalue Jon and Pereira's match and build up so much.

chxlls

>>151784523
i was laughing at the n word but whatever dude....

>>151783831
We. don't. watch. that. crap. here.

Kuwait? What, is there a line?

>>151772843
Sounds about right... past prime JJ wipes the floor with Tom if they fight

>>151773497
Who knows either way Khabitch ducked the best fighters and weight bullied all of his UFC run. So so so overrated.

malooms ring girls mog rizin's hugely

try saying Seok Hyeon Ko's name quickly

jdm vs blahal was not as close as i remembered, easy 4-1 or even possibly 5-0 for giacomo

>>151784523
You are a slave....sad

>>151784564
godne heems all those bums

>>151784636
and by heem you mean gets on his knees, spreads his ass, and lets them fuck his anus raw.

>>151784594
i remember reading somewhere that they have one of the fastest avg connection speeds here

>>151777803
>Karen Troonrock

based

If you are a UFC fighter and you aren't actively practising efficient and effective eye pokes you will be left in the dust.

This is the eye poke era simple as

My own personal strategy would be a quick, deep double eye poke followed up with vicious hooks while they try and stop and speak to the ref. Ideally I can KO them before the ref steps in or atleast rock him. Then I give him a few minutes to recover and worse case lose a point

why they keep saying "hi" on commentary like I already said hello motherfucker

Jon Jones lost to Dominck Reyes. Cope fags lol

>>151783151
the in-between-rounds music is kino
why cant poofc into?

>>151784693
Cope? about what, every insignificant meaningless thought that pops up in the mind of a drooling retard?

>>151784719
He's right, I fear.

>>151784693
so it's fair to say at least he has a 19 fight w streak up until then? if we discount ufc retardation

It pains me to say it but Jones glassing Gane solidified him as the GOAT. Let him go and KO that walking corpse Stipe and retire

or was it 21

Jon Jones went to decision with Anthony Smith.

>>151784795
no shame in fighting the full fight with mr lionheart himself

Man hope these girls do JAV

HEEMU

>>151784824
>retarded nigger then steps into the vomit barefooted
why are niggers like this?

>>151784835
usually they do that prior to their fighting careers

>>151772768 (OP)
have important job interview tomorrow at 12:30, currently 10pm

>chick wants to roll on molly with me at a rave tn
should i do it? or make the responsible decision , lowkey have been home so long I need an experience like that but I also need this job, really need advvice on this one

why didnt tom simply use this maneuver? is he gay or something?

>>151784877
none of this is true, and you're a fat gay retard living with your parents.

>>151784851
Can't be dirtier than their house floor now can it

>>151784894
suppose it was real, what would you advise me to do(it's real)

>>151784877
Women will only drag you down and lead you into such retarded "activities" short term

>>151784892
he beat Gustafsson in Sweden!!!! holy fuck who does that Gus?

>>151784894
ummm we dont sign our posts here bappa

i only know ciryl gane from his jav career

Honestly? I'd tell her drugs are bad and lose her number.

HEEEEEEMUUUUUUUUUU

kwabu

HEEM

>>151784564
Fury run is a bad example that guy ducked all the big names.

>>151784976
that one tape with ngubu was special

fucking hell that was a goddardian stoppage if i ever seen one

having brightly coloured hair puts a fighter at a disadvantage, few know this

>>151785010
ammy fight

>>151785012
explains khamzat's shoe polish

>>151783985
He uses the weights to stretch the foreskin. It's a very effective technique.

>>151785091
>fights are on and you're watching them!?!?!

cannot believe he survived that round

>>151784693
Nah, reyes broke in the 3rd. I wish it wasn't so. But Jones blocked the head kick and landed one of his own over Reyes' guard. Controlled the cage with Reyes running away the whole round, checked his kicks and stomped his leg. It was a close round but nothing really happened. Jones edged it out.

Despite Danas efforts he was unable to overturn the Matt Hamill triumph vs Jon Jones

>>151785091
>image of redditor 'jak looking angry at rizin
yeah reddit HATES rizin.

>>151785226
doesn't Dana call him undefeated anyways?

low blow heemu

>>151783151
>NOOOOOO A HECKIN FOUL?!?!"?!?! HE NEEDS TO QUIT THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE AND NOT OKAY

>>151785288
>>151785288
>>151785288

>>151785259
just one of the many fallacies that Dana spouts