Thread 151785288

excellent thread.

Japan!

We are watching RIZIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQPKG2uxPhM

>>151785329
no one's watching that crap here lil bro.

>>151785288 (OP)
>t. me
Nice try dana you sovlless fat bald faggot.

it's nearly 7 am i think im gonna have to sleep

>>151785329
10/10 post

fucking kino fight

>>151785329
>>151785344
no 'one' person is watching. WE are ALL watching

I always thought George was going to be the most successful of the goats post career. Crazy how DJ who couldn’t drawl for shit ended up being that

>>151785457
taught Machida and Anderson how to win, also heemed GSP. Chills.

>>151785576
GSP has had a banger with Captain America on the big screen, mighty blouse is 3'1 and lives inside guru's asshole. Levels.

Did Dulgarian purposely lose or is he that shit

people don't realize the g in gsp is gane

>shizuka on comms
just tore my cock off

>>151785626
if you rewatch it, it was super obvious he lost on purpose. DC actually clocked it in real time. he didn't necessarily think he lost on purpose but was essentially saying wtf is this guy doing.

It's actually GTP. His first name is Georges with an "s" because he's quebecois and his middle name starts with a T.

Im faltutant!

Georges "Gash" St-Pierre

sheemu tappyuuuuu

brazza I can not make dis fights I have bad farts pls call fazza call to him now

I don't want to wake up early and go to school tomorrow bros

>>151784892
I wish we could have gotten one more Championship run.

>>151785753
Time fo schoo

>>151785457
>>151785542
>Work your ass off your entire career to be one of the GOATS only to get hired in a movie where you don't land a single punch and get heemed by some fat bum or soilebrity.
It seems Volk is next... He's playing the literal weakest CAN in street fighter.

>>151785753
for years after having left school I would have nightmares of having to go to school, like at 27 I was fearing it in my sleep, then I'd wake up like what the fuck, and the thought would be gone. I think I've always been retarded

>>151785753
go to sleep kid *heems you*

>>151785785
The current trend to cover for shit writing is to subvert expectations so don't speak too soon.

rocky dennis lookin ass

when is that banger one card?

>>151785861
rocky dennis would have been a marauder if UFC existed when he was alive

>>151785785
>japanese guy playing ryu
>chinese girl playing chun li
>mexican playing ken
>volk [med] playing joe
I can't with the subversion brah

>>151785868
Already happened im afraid

RIZIN.tv stream with english comms is live

>>151785881
no

>>151785288 (OP)
OP why does this keep happening to you?

>>151785907
Did they cut off his bawls?

>>151785868
November 15/16 b, in japan so it'll be late as fuck, 4am bong time start

they got schiavello commentating through a tin can phone

yeah alright, now shut up

heeemuuuuu stoppuuuuu

heem tappy

>>151786136
fuck im high af im mean stoppy

exceptionally bird-like ring girl

>>151785576
GSP? Nah, you're letting his chad Norman phenotype fool you. GSP barely speaks English. He was never going to be an international draw. Why not? Quebec is only like 10 million people. France doesn't like Quebecois, and they damn sure aren't going to put a white Frenchman anywhere near a camera in France. He has only a small audience. Quebec, and MMA fans (very few of whom speak his native language).

Besides that, GSP is a quiet, humble, and even shy guy. Not the type to seek out "influencer" fame. Mighty Mouse is way more extroverted, not surprised to see him have success as a personality.

Canada's own Tony Laramie?

best Canadian fighter btw

ENTER

Isaac Dulgarian has been released by the UFC.

you finna see canadian power

and you ask yourself, and I answer, yeah, that's Aaron FUCKIN Pico

>>151786251
from the nose

>>151786241
>5'2"

murretu finnu heemu

>raramie sniffing crotch
shamefur dispray

a facku reafu?!

>>151786251
>>151786314
BQQM... gane predicted this. finally it's all coming out.

>>151785785
>>151785879
>>151785824
yea. joe was supposed to be the main face of the franchise in development before they decided to go with ryu and ken as the faces. so they will probably play with that idea for his cameo or however big of a role it ends up being

>>151786411
gayest post of the thread

>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity
>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing
>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't hide her disgust
>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair
>links up with Khabitch and acts all friendly instead of heeming the cunt, even listens to his retarded advice
>gets his shit pushed in in the fight
>Gane is jabbing Aspinall's nose off him
>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally
>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit
>robs Gane of the belt
>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year
>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage
>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs
>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act
>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels and redditors turn on him, including current and former fighters
>Aspinall's team initiates a media campaign claiming the fight should've ended in Gane's disqualification
>the very next week, one of Aspinall's main sparring partners and close friends Ante Delija eye pokes his opponent Waldo Cortes-Acosta
>one of Waldo's eyes is visibly damaged
>decides to continue to fight
>immediately heems Delija the fuck out and calls out Aspinall for being a bitch made coward

There has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions

aidspinall doesn't have a nickname I heard, "beaten dog" sounds fitting

>>151786478
for me it was when DC had to become a father figure and actually move in front of Tom to stop him crying and running out of the cage before the result was read
>don't be that way Tom we gotta get this result stay here

Tom Aspinall defeated Sergei Pavlovich and Alexander Volkov in under 5 minutes combined.

I actually invented "Turd Asspainlol"

i hereby invent tom asinine

Orbspinall

Respects to Jone Jones for winning the story, he has a massive White House fight against Pereira waiting for him as well, he's gonna earn so much money I'm very proud of him

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T KNEE THE HEAD ON THE GROUND IT'S TOO HECKIN DANGEROUS AAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE

me son...

easy work for a leaf

>>151786521
THE?

>>151786563
reported to the Royal British Rapists division, expect a bumming soon

nassourdine "blade runner" imanov

>>151786528
Tom could never

>Aspinall trains with a man named "salsa boy"
peculiar

>captain africa
>a nippa not a nigga

>captain africa
>japan

>>151786478
Also, we're a week removed from the fight and still no word at all of any sort of diagnoses from any of the doctors he's seen.
What's crazier still is how many people are still riding him saying how Gane lost his only chance to surprise him. I really don't think Tom is as versatile a fighter as people want to make him out to be. Is it crazy to think he just doesn't fight like a 5 rounder does and Gane is too defensively sound, especially in the first, to get caught by a stray shot?

Aaron "Captain Africa" Pico

tom is a mental midget and has bad dna he should become a glory hole attendant instead

Captain Afriga

The Ultimate Fighter: Team Pico vs Team Steele

>>151786649
Gane is much faster than aidspinal, it's a mismatch. If anything, Gane will have even more time to improve his TDD and BJJ and will beat aidspainanal even more convincingly
Realising how massive the gulf in speed was shattered Tom, he doesn't want to fight Gane anymore 100%, he's a broken man

>>151786649
Gane got caught a few times by aspie and has gotten caught badly by tuivasa but recovered immediately. The problem for aspie is gane has probably the best chin heavyweight besides him. Allegedly gane would beat ngannou's ass in sparring on the daily, and didn't get wobbled by him when they fought for real when ngannou landed.

DC dropped a truth nuke before the fight began
I remember he said something like aspinall has not been tested in the later rounds and Gane has went 5 rounds with ngannou so he can deal with the adversity and tom can't yet or we haven't seen him get tested beyond the first two rounds

>>151786728
Gane admitted to getting dropped by a high kick from ngubu in sparring

>>151786743
A high kick from ngubu is entirely different from being able to roll with every punch he throws at you. Though it would make sense for dumb shit like that to happen, who expects ngnnou to bother throwing a high kick?

Krazy Horse said Jon Jones invited him to a rump roast in '10

>>151786734
aspie looked like he was sperging out in the fight, just way too much nervous energy and swinging for the fences.

I'm rewatching embedded and Gane just seems very humble, kind, brave, manly and spiritually unshakeable.
Tom on the other hand looks arrogant, lazy, brash, cocky, retarded, gay and low iq. Just weird vibes overall.

Rumor is that there was a lot of saudi money riding on gain and he was pressured to do everything he can to win. He didn't wear that turban for nothing to the conference.

>>151786779
That spin he did was when gane probably decided to eye poke him

gane only got dropped in that fight because tai knocked gane's own god hand into his chin. it's true. go watch it.

>>151786802
Rumor has it ngannou fucked lexee in HER PRIME

>>151786786
Dana knew #ProsecuteDanaWhite

Gonna be real awkward for shitskins when Tom KO's Gayne in the first round of the rematch.

>>151786825
forgot your vpn b

>>151786786
James Krause got away with it btw

>>151786855
I'm unfortunately not the original french lexee poster, I do miss him though.

>>151786850
You can't hit what you can't see
- Cyril Gane

no justice for africa...

>>151786796
It's hilarious how clueless aidspinall is about what's ahead kek

so is rizin over or is this just one of their 3 hour intermissions? i cant read moon runes

No love in africa

is yakuza is real life why dont they just purchase the best fighter on the planet to flex? tom costs like $2m a fight max

>>151786918
1 hour piss break nigga
They're preparing towels for the upcoming WMMA

samurai champloooooo

why didnt they pull the fight as soon as the bet lines started smelling funny?

>>151786918
>>151786930
free on rizin.tv you goofs

>>151786943
thanks b

TOP 10 MOST REDDIT FIGHTERS
1. Tom Aspinall
2. Tony Ferguson
3. Alex Pereira
4. Charles Oliveira
5. Robert Whittaker
6. Brandon Moreno
7. Tai Tuivasa
8. Max Holloway
9. Merab Dvalishvili
10. Jiří Procházka

jinnosuke is fucking itsuki hirata

>>151786973
TOP 10 MOST REDDIT FIGHTERS
1. Shitril gane
2. Shitril gane
3. Shitril gane
4. Shitril gane
5. Shitril gane
6. Shitril gane
7. Tai Tuivasa
8. Shitril gane
9. Shitril gane
10. Shitril gane

>>151786973
>no dustin
>no khabib
>no islam
>no merab
>no adesanya
>no usman

>>151786999
>>no merab
mereddit is literally there

>>151786986
I already creampied her so he's basically fucking my creampie

>>151786986
oh...

>>151786986
should be me not this CAN

Anderson silva is the GOAT, simple as

>>151787040
The GOAT of winning over and losing to random no name bums? yeah probably

>>151786973
Jiri should be higher up and there's no Volkanovski, pretty bad list
Post your 4chan fighters as well

My 4chan fighters are:
1. Gane
2. Borralho
3. Kape
4. Strickland
5. Chimaev
6. Hooker
7. Strickland
8. Valter Walker
9. Covington
10. Paulo Costa/Vettori

Middleweight is the most 4chan division currently and LHW, FW and bantamweight are the basedest and most reddit

>>151786901
jamal?

FUCK I have Strickland at 4 and 7

1. Gane
2. Borralho
3. Kape
4. Strickland
5. Chimaev
6. Hooker
7. Valter Walker
8. Covington
9. Paulo Costa
10. Vettori

pereira looks like he's back on the drink

>>151787055
Il have to call you a cazzie, i fear your eternal cazoid state of mind i fear

There's no such thing as reddit or 4chan fighter ya fewls

>>151787098
based knower

>Canderson Silva's best win: Chael Sonnen
Fucking. Chxlls...

dc asked de Valle in the octagon interview if he was surprised that dulgarian was punching and not hand fighting

It's pink inside

>Yasui's EMBARRASSMENT He's gonna be HUMILIATED if he loses via armbar! NOT LIKE THIS! His own POISON used against him!
Fucking KEK wtf. based commentator filling me in on the story with these cans. not talmbout spilling mustard on his shirt and eating popcorn instead of commentating

>>151787084
kape should be number 1 on /ourguy/ list

it's me Tom Aspinall aaa me eye I can't see I'm blind I can't see out me eye aaaaa hahaha

>>151787154
schiavello is the goat b

>>151787160
He is a nigger

>>151787154
mr "good night irene" Schiavello is based. Damien brown is a good stoic straight man too, its a based dynamic.

>>151787154
trade you for this picture

>>151787187
they're tripping over each other a fair bit cause they're not there in person but it's decent otherwise

OH MOY GOODNESS HES SENT BRETT ROGERS ROIGHT BACK TO CABRINI GREEN! FEEYOOODOOOR WITH A HYOOGE ROIGHT HAND

Aspinall'd myself awake

khamzat low key doesnt feel like the champion at all

>>151787250
can you see okay?

tappu

heem tappy

>>151787266
Reminds me of Ank when he was champ a lil bit

>>151786998
>mention Gane in any positive light at all on reddit is means getting giga downvoted
He truly is one of ours

What crap we watching
>>151787276
Me eye's fine mate believe you me pet it's me son shitting in me shoes I'm most worried about luv 'e's a retard don't you know

>>151787266
people have had brazza fatigue for years at this point, also doesnt help that khamzat is an ugly double cleft lipped freak

lamo this japanese lady speaks muslim

the dumas fight was fixed too but no 1 clocked it yet

>>151787387
dumas is just dogshit

I thought about it and I need to add Du Plessis

1. Gane
2. Borralho
3. Kape
4. Strickland
5. Chimaev
6. Hooker
7. Valter Walker
8. Du Plessis
9. Paulo Costa
10. Covington

kek at schiavello mic keep cutting out

tappu heely

Heem Heely

>>151787319
>squish squish
uh oh! Aspy is at it again!

>>151787429
KWAB, Japanese Aspinall

this guys about to get absolutely zeemed

Aspinal would not survive the Rizin heavyweight division top 2

why happen to Colby Covington?

tom won

>twin brother of sudario
>negative record
grim

>>151787494
the story losing contest

who let unc in

>>151787496
is it this guy?

FAT BANGER ALERT

Fine don't tell me then I bet it's shit anyway

HEEMU SUMO

/heem/ is the only place that believed in Gane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgkbLhzWqIc

its up

honor: restored

>when was the last time you saw ribs get broken from a grounded elbow
bout a month ago mate

>>151787530
which was a mistake, because aspinall won

>>151787537
The bongs needed this after the rough week they've been through, anglos are delicate daisies and take banter really badly

the bongs want to be raped by kebabdaddies and feast on snacky boxes full of spunk, their hero is a fraud and keeps his child in a pet carrier covered in barbed wire

afriga...home

more africa kino

zero american champs btw

>>151787530
i've known for years that he was going to beat the fucking shit out of aspinall

>>151787542
the little bitch contest maybe

>>151787584
Ciryl ''Bon Gamin'' Gane is American.

>kwabsfailian carrying water for bongs
It's like seeing an estonian speaking russian or a homeless man's dog by his side

>>151787189
My Till's pupils are dilated all the way to the whites from coke. It's not a fair trade.

>>151787582
What you watching b last time I saw afrigan gino on heem it was peak kino apex even

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DEAD

HEEEEEEEEEEMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

NIP FLATLINE

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM

yeah right i need to see a replay

Literal niggers the lot of you

Savage

ok i consneed that was legit kek

>>151787584
is that so

what are you guys watching

waht did meng mean by having hgh gut?

>>151787657
Strayans talmbout purity is hilarious they are more mutted up than americans and they don't even have their own language just a retarded dialect

Poor poor sweet Georgina.....i hope she gets tested for AIDS

intermission after this
sakuraba about to get weemed i reckon

>>151787666
They don't want to share bappa probably asian going off context clues

junioraba will zeem

kinooooooooooo

>>151786943
>>151787666

never mind

Well since I can't watch heems on account of flaccid prick cunts I'll just post in heem

Lizzie's in a box
In a box
Lizzie's in a box
Nananaa nananaa nana

>japaleaf
junioraba is doomed on second thought

>>151787666
we're in the ganecord rewatching gane heeming tom

>actually watching Bugzin
Yeah no

Anyone remember the time wanderlei quit due to an eyepoke

>>151787580
WALLAGONNADLOOOOO, NLATE? VOWUME PONCH ME MOTHERFUCKAR?

Kek
e
k

>>151787725
I saw him get absolutely heemed after starting a brawl in a boxing match with a retired 57 year old former pro boxer. Werdum was there of course being the big shit starting macaco he is too. lol, wandy headbutted him a bunch and got dqed beforehand

Sakuraba Jr. is unfortunately Raja tier. That last submission loss to a jobber was embarrassing

hap nutty

BALL GEEMU

HEEM NUTTTTTYYYYYYYY

nah fuck that!

>>151787752
Yes that's called being a real one, something aspinall and really all bongs (vis an vis bbc/savile/andrew/pakistan) can't really get into

>>151787667
Human growth hormone doesnt just give you a belly b. Otherwise people wouldn't take it ever. lmao retard

>>151787777
Guru is being spitroasted by comfort pakis right now, members of the Royal Rape Rangers sent to turn his monitor off (no licensce) and rape him

>>151787777
Both are faggots. In fact, Tom should be /joeysguy/ he just hates him because guru likes him. Guru IS ducking him thoughbeit and would sadly get sleemed.

I would unironically kill myself if I was mrs aspinall leave tom and andy with the abomination

sakuraba jr has a weird fucked up golem body, long legs tiny torso

he's gonna get fucking kneemed if he keeps dropping for the leg like that

>>151787784
Imagine the stench yjk guru doesn't wash between his fat rolls
>>151787790
I'm not a joeyologist I don't like streaming that much but he's been on a tear this year

>>151785633
That's charlie kirk wtf

>>151787742
nate never recovered from this
>>151787752
it was kino

>>151787482
He got hit with the light of judgement so when you walk in him the sad music plays that sounds like people in shambles. The happy cozy music music is gone. He got hit with the beam of judgement.

>>151787824
No one asked b

>>151787819
Kawasaki per mio personalmente

>>151787820
one day soon the top of mighty mouse's head will break the sad news that guru is dead, overdosed on piss and meat pies

>>151787828
>>151787839
p4p worst poster in heem

Fag worse than Michael Jordan

What did big john figure out about the eye poke situation

>>151787853
Don't sign your posts retard brain t. Big dick minge blaster

are people really proposing that this should be a point take?
the reality is that reffing is subjective and intent is a part of the game

>>151787827
>beam of judgement

>>151787854
Big John figured out how to walk wide down hallways in order to threaten men of small stature like yourself without breaking laws.

The burden of proof of on you to prove he committed a crime. He was just walking wide down the hallway.

>>151787850
Guru will probably die doing something uncoordinated like falling down stairs and only be found when he decomposes it happens here to old people a lot

>>151787862
Accelerated high intensity brain rot traffic area

>>151787819
>>151787867
Jesus we really are pathetic when you think about it... What faggots we've become...

>>151787876
he's going to fall into a fat rending machine while trying to drink from it

>>151787879
I don't speak urdu

>>151787876
Buy an ad

HEEM TAPPUUUUUUUUUU

HEEM

>>151787889
Imbred?

saku tappu

I hope guru loses lots of weight all at once like fat bastard did and hes all flappy and talking about how hes changed his life, and he thanks his local kebab shitbox for the diet plan then dies cause they were poisoning him for weeks

DO THE IMANARI ROLL YOU FUCKING BITCH

>>151787906
He's too undisciplined the best we can hope for is sepsis and the askrin diet

>>151787899
is he related to the same sakuraba who exposed the gracies

INTERMISSION TIME

Take your lees and schaubs, fix a snack, don't fall asleep.

>>151787868
Before it happened, wherever Colby walked you heard cheer, you heard twnkles from lockboxes, you heard drilling sounds, you heard it all. But now it all cardboard sounds and water erosion and plywood structures.

When he got fried, he got cooked to the bone.

>>151787931
You mean the man who was exposed by sexyama

Saku jr vs Kron Gracie is the fight to make

>>151787914
>legbar

>>151787933
Give me a link to what your watching poof boy I've been waiting for ages

>>151787931
it's his son b

>>151787949
The basal gangullar structure of his face indicates a problem. Maybe a problem with his thinking, maybe a problem with his mind. I don't know, but something has to change with him.

>>151787930
true, I got too elaborate. Most likely he dies of anal erosion from sitting so long on his chair he fuses to it

>>151787962
He looks like someone I wouldn't trust to solve a sudoku but I would ask to help me get back some money

brb finna make some tea with bare sugar

what 2 minutes locked in a cage with "Bon Gamin" looks like.

INTERMISSION 18 BINGS

Bear sugar for real finnish meng
>>151787980
I really see him tripping over his own feet and breaking his neck, doesn't even have to be a very high flight of stairs

>>151788006
seriously shut the fuck up, respectfully.

>>151788002
You should see these new teas I've been brewing with my chemist set lately. Dandilion tea, Pine needle tea. Pine extract. Natural mint crystals. Alertness mint crystals sold in small baggies.

good mint crystals heal tom's eyes

Great to wake up in a world with Tom Aspinall as its Heavyweight Champion. Life is good!

>>151788021
>hehe looks like I'll be a pirate for hally, me son!
*guttural growling and demonic screams*
*PET SHED shakes*

>>151788026
They heal my eyes to be able to see at night, stay up all night, etc..

Activities a man in his 30s can do with his father:
Attend weddings
Attend funerals
Go hunting
Fix up the house
Activities a man in his 30s can NOT do with his father:
Go to the doctor
Go to another doctor
Go to a third doctor
Try to a fourth doctor

If Tom gets the witch's orb he'll be unstoppable again Gane or Jones. Equip the witch's orb, and you'll be granted mystic sight, without the need from physical eyeballs

It's how Persius killed Medusa

>>151788031
You say that but the tomcels are watching some crap and won't share, can you ask them I think I trigger their sensitive feelings

>>151785407
Poatan is a real one who only loses by getting knocked the fuck out or by decision. I hate how Shitzilians support Oliveira more than him when the guy is a heartlet quitter who taps to strikes. My gf doesn't even know who Poatan is, but she commented on Oliveira's victory when I was telling her that my friend fought and won in Rio.

>>151788059
>>151787950
rizin.tv free rizin ppv on their site.

>I did what I had to do to retain the belt for england against france and this is how you repay me?
bongs, your response?

>>151788039
Kill a bear with a spear. Any fat retard can shoot one

>>151788071
Bless
>>151788076
I'm not sure that's legal or loicensable

>>151788072
What cartoon is this from

I don't watch cartoons

What I would do to any one of you here

>>151788085
not sure found it on reddit

Brewing coffee skinning up and about to watch heems avec les hommes des heem

>>151788102
Funny you mention that since MMA is basically the Pepsi of combat sports

>>151788085
>>151788092
>gets embarrassed
c'mon dont be scared homie

>>151788107
Pay Every Penny to Save Israel of combat sports?

>>151788118
Yes

we back, 4 fights left

>>151787949
Deformed mentally ill freak

cute

>>151788135
Thanks pal not bad yourself

>>151788133
but enough about islam

>>151788133
Don't talk bad about those with head filled with lunchmeat. Take heed, for someday the brains in your head may also get replaced with braunschweiger.

>>151788133
turn on my monitor.

>>151788125
Left my balls across your forehead

>>151788135
turn on my monitor

>>151788139
Dagis are so retarded they get "ups"

>>151788139
>SAME EYEBROWS
>SAME EYES
>SAME MOUTH
>SAME EARS
OH NONNN

>>151788143
>>151788147
kek hivemind

What is this the dead can dance

>>151788156
It's the gay ass worm parasites linking up psychically

BAH GAWD THATS JIZZY MUSIC

Kate lotus is not a real name

>>151788088
that ref was ready

the truth about MMA

It's really oyama she is trying a bobby green and I shall not play

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Dana is washed he needs to retire

>>151788185
Should be 7 on 1

>>151788185
me when i see tom aspinall's legion of brown retarded haydurs

Some congo fighter should adopt the nickname Ebola. It would sound threatening.
Majumbe EBOOOOLAAAAA Niyobu!!!!

>>151788185
This has got to be the funniest thing I've seen all week

remember that onefc clip where the girls just fought and were holding shoulders and one brushed the others tit and she went in to kiss her?

>>151788185
>3 STRONGEST Aspinall fanboys try to gang up on a single Gane scholar.mp4

>>151788185
That's not cool man. But I could imagine some primitive tribal cull drive would kick in in a situation like this.

botTom Asspainal

>aspinall fans are brown
I would kill myself if I was australian tbch no culture shit weather dangerous animals a country of immigrants fucking disgusting

me kidney stones...me eyes......me son.

Bungled that but my point was made
>>151788215
Proofs?

>>151788238
it hasnt been posted in years
i only remember one of the girls (the white one) had short hair. the other one was asian like thai or something

gay women? GROSS

Commentary tier:
Rizin
ONE with baht sanko
DWCS
KC with GSP and Bas
MengFC with Schaub
ONE without baht sanko
PFL
UFC

The eye poke situation has been hugely detrimental to the mental wellbeing of many posters in this general.

>>151788250
Bloody gave your tommy fumbles munchausen syndrome innit guvna

>>151788185
MMA was build on freak fights like this

>>151788260
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>some 110lbs Asian chicks are tougher than the UFC HW champion
Sad state of affairs

I'd like to lotus her katie iykwim

>>151788269
>>151788287
>h-he’s just a friend, babe calm down.

What the primus is going on

Japanese rap is absolute cheeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVLR15Lo_qg

Guru to appear on Helwani? Our guy fucking made it.

Aesthetically derivative wholly uninspired and worst of all gay

>>151788260
So does the rock take back the house or what? How can Themba afford the taxes on that place? Isn’t it a mansion ?

>>151788327
Incorrect b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VhrJCbr58A

>>151788344
But enough about Jon Jones.

>>151788342
HAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I knew it

>>151788344
She literally looks like Khabib when he was a lad.

>>151788350
Ok this is okay and obviously I didn't mean nujabes and similar although the rap was always the worst part of those
>>151788352
Rude

Schev the bootlicker

>>151788358
imagine paying her to whimper fazza pls not tony, anyone but tony while you ram her tight hole and roar CSO when you nut in her ass

>>151788379
You have legit fight iq

>le "based" mmafatso
>says gypsies are honorable
>takes rupees to do impressions on command
>does impressions on command for a black man who pays his salary
>friend and collaborator of ariel "jew" helwani
>has never mentioned ari
Will this week be even funnier than the last two

I fart my monitor sleep.

>>151788375
The eggs are drying up she grows desperate and now even the penis shaped short man she's 99% sure sucks cock looks appealing

>>151788379
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ITS TIGHT

If she had a cock she would be Fight Gary

>>151788403
She's a yoga traveller those girls are into prostate digging sometimes passionately

TAPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HEEM TAPPY

>>151788375
>what breaking up with schaub does to a mf

>>151788413
Don't sign your 3rd person posts in green shirtlifter

I like this walkout sounds finnish almost

Oshima looks weigh more swole than the rankrette

Japan's anthem sounds a bit like Mr Perfects entrance song

Can't be understated how good this commentary is haven't heard about car tyres or booze yet

HAHAHA lets all talk nonstop about the fights we've been watching for hours without letting anyone else know the name of them

>>151788543
Rizin b two super atomic japanese skirts going at it

>>151788543
just look through the thread schizoid

main event next extreme kino incoming

Rena is so fit it hurts
>>151788574
Shut up retard

>>151788580
if you ctrl f rizin there are 12 results... I'm afraid the american is terminally mentally handicapped

>>151788583
shizuka mogs

Her voice is perfect

>>151788591
Leaving my fellow lazy retard behind wouldn't be cool

SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY

>>151788653
Hasanjaks are easily the best ones in my unasked for opinion

All my boys have negative records

“Mate, Ilia we’ll give you islam at 170 you just have to get one win first”

This is good shit

KINOOOOOOOOOOOO

Did mma used to always be this way

Giga story loss for the blonde guy

How many fights left

Wtf happened to the audio
Good fight

heeeeem pummelly

Yeah this early stoppage Chinese slop just ain't for me sorry

RIZIN saved and won the weekend. Thank you Sakakibara.

i wanna break my dick off in this broad's ass

oh shit b

What is Pat Barry doing there

>>151788744
He's pat barrying

>>151788742
champagne girls mog

>>151788743
Nah fuck that!

SOVL
daner could never

This song sounds like a generic song they played in italy all last year

>>151788742
>>151788755
big titty malooms girl >

>>151788764
How did ari and ariel manage to pull that shit off it feels like 20 years ago pop still had a distinctive character wherever it was made, like tatu shakira etc now it really all sounds the fucking same

Dwayne Johnson at rizin new years eve bet

>>151788774
Post the kimono

>>151788818
OOOOOHHHHHH HE'S TOTALLY FINE

ok lads lets talk about how we fix the ufc

>>151788818
We need a phrase even above tanking that shit. This was like a fly hitting a windshield. Imagine having pillow knees KEK

>>151788846
I didnt post that for you to make fun of idiot

>>151788834
Step one: get rid of british cowards

>>151788818
volk is going to brutally decisionate this heemlet

A lot of women have seen Johnny Walker's cock.

>>151788864
>implying noncesar will ever earn a title shot

>>151788852
D.C looks like a good Christian here. A good Christian with testosterone levels naturally at 7000ng/dl

>>151788834
Cut the bloated roster down. Then the lowest quality cards can be cut. Induce the top fighters to fight with greater frequency. Top 10 fighters in their prime shouldn't be fighting only once a year or less. Have more fights at catch weight so we can see the best fight the best regardless of weight class (Dana hates this) especially when divisions are logjammed. Change rules to stop favoring lay and pray e.g., allow knees to grounded opponents. Instead of focusing on Arabia have more cards in Europe and Asia to actually grow the sport. Strip Tom Aspinall of the championship. Get a better commentary team.

>>151788868
Didn't know he raises fowl

>>151788905
Stripping Aspinall and the commentary are the only good points here.

>Remove the apex
>Scrap 125 division
>More black ring girls

Done

>>151788834
Publicly permaheem ari emmanuel to send a message

Mark GodDARN

>>151788905
>Top 10 fighters in their prime shouldn't be fighting only once a year or less
it's currently functioning exactly the way dana wants it to. most of these top fighters are not draws so paying them all to fight 3 times a year would cost dana a shitload more money while bringing in no extra revenue. you can actually expect this to get even worse now that the paramount deal is getting rid of ppvs, dana now has zero motivation to ever put on a good card again or at least not for the next few years while the guaranteed gravy train from paramount is rolling. basically, it's over.

>>151788852
>why I oughta

>>151788974
This. The inaugural paramount card will probably be Font vs McGhee or some shit.

>>151786973
1. tom aspinall
2. khabitch
3.charles oliveira
4.DC
5.pereira
6.DJ
7.Islam
8.ddp
9.Machida
10whittaker

>had to go to my gfs office today and missed Rizin
Tell me it was a bad card bros...

>>151788998
Machida drinks his own piss

>>151789000
Talmbout a brothel bappa

>>151786973
How do you know that? Do you go to reddit?

4chan reminds me of the skateboarding community. Skaters fancy themselves as nonconformist but will refuse to protect their brains with a helmet because other skaters will make fun of them.

4chanitors are the same. They base their entire existence on being anti reddit, to the point it makes them take on the most retarded takes possible.

Heemtards will say they like heems and hate wrestling, but when someone like Pereira or Aspinall come around and finish most of their opponents in devastating fashion they will hate them simply because reddit likes them.

Its genuine mental illness

>>151789000
Rub and tugs for sure!

>>151789017
>reddit spacing
>a lack of self awareness while projecting
>tomcel
Go back faggot

>>151786973
As someone who uses both, he's more right >>151786973 . They adore Khabib. Fazzas plan memes still permeate daily, farming thousands of upvotes. Aspinall is the current reddit darling thoughbeit. All the thousand dislike hidden comments are "Tom did kind of look like he wanted out of there" and "Ciryl was winning that but I don't know".
I dont really like heavyweight but you cant miss the constant posts of Aspinall and Brazzas. But if Tom would have done an interview with Guru it would be a very different story right now.

The effectiveness of the Aspinall PR machine should not be understated.

>>151789017
Nah, it's simpler than that. People that like one thing go quiet when their thing loses and the people who like the thing come out and are more vocal. Then wen the opposite thing happens, the people who were just silent come out in droves and the others leave and dont speak up.
Then simpleton observers come out and go "you guys are such hypocrites !" When it's really just different groups within the same space being more vocal or silent on a given subject.

>>151789090
I mean Clozzoids heroes get BTFO time and time again yet he keeps running his mouth

>>151789017
Aspinall has ZERO heems in the UFC

Aspinall is a brutal TKO merchant

To avoid being considered reddit I only boy predators, domestic abusers and other sexual deviants.

I have formed all my MMA opinions from Daniel Cormier's Club Shay Shay interview

>>151789117
but that's all reddit

>>151789128
I have been exposed. Who to boy to not be considered reddit? Women's 135ers? The refs?

>>151789142
Bryce Mitchell I think

>>151789142
You know who

>>151789106
He's got zero good wins

>>151788853
are those 2 or 3 punches? i cant tell

I'm surprised redditors even like the ufc considering Dana is an enormous piece of shit. I've seen them seethe about Dana before. They strike me as the types who'd watch other promotions because 'fuck Dana!' or something retarded like that. Of course, I don't know what they think or watch.

Who are the most 4chan fighters? My picks

1. Aspinall (contrary to thread redditors)
2. Bryce Mitchell
3. Sean Strickland
4. Paddy Pimblett
5. Arnold Allen
6. Molly the meatball
7. Darren Till
8. Tom Breese
9. Michael Bisping
10. Leon Edwards

>>151789240
I like Dana but he's a dirt bag and you can't deny that. He's the perfect villain to run the promotion. Him being a piece of shit makes the ufc. If it was run Mr nice guy reddit style it'd be boring as fuck

Long time no see.

>>151789246
I like all of them except Molly. And Bisping and Leon are indifferent to me. Although Leon is somewhat alright for knocking out marty I guess.

>>151789246
Jeff Molina
Jordan Leavitt
Payton Talbott
Ian Garry
Belal

>>151789246
>>151789275
Also whats the verdict on that new ugly Paddy dood with the glasses from the contender series I forgot his name. 4chan or reddit?

Ganebeast

>>151788834
I genuinely don't understand why they don't limit cards to being once, maybe twice a month. Apex/weekly cards can sometimes have fun bangers on them and can be good for building prospects, but a lot of times they either are useless or take some potential good fights away from being shown to a wider audience on a bigger card. Like for example this win by Garcia could've been WAY bigger for building him up if they had it as a main card opener to 321 since it wouldve exposed him to a much larger audience. Cut the roster down and get rid of the excess bums, only keep the champs, top contenders, potential future talents and maybe a few unranked stragglers like Magny and such who can be good tests for those prospects, and limit them onto 2 cards a month so those cards can be top quality all the time

>>151789306
It's a gold mine. You get some fat retards to fight for a few grand and spam a bunch of toyo tires and Jimmy John ads. Run some fixed fights, occasionally discover a hot prospect

>>151788834
real answer? coordinate a media campaign boycott big enough to actually scare the ufc's partners into freaking out and begging dana for a crumb of good fights

>>151789326
But barely anybody is paying to see that shit, the only people I know who willingly pay to watch ufc cards only pay for numbered cards, they never bother with fight nights and if they do they just find a stream online. If they did what I'm suggesting and maybe made those cards a little bigger they can still do what you're suggesting just with more people actually paying to watch

>>151786241
Stone Cold Steve Autism

the ufc is a family and dana is our father

>>151789408
Respect.

>>151789408
What does that make Jellybean?

>>151789017
aspinall is just cringe he hasn't even lost yet but he has a cringe fake personality so it is to be expected for reddit to like him and channers to hate.
pereira can be cringe with his memes but I don't see people hate him too much
you also seem to forget that people like to have fun here and mocking aspinall is funnier than complaining about the bee bee boo boo eyepokes

>>151789416
the au pair that dana hired to take care of (sexually) his favourite son (me)

Just remembered Khamzat is champ

>>151789416
watched her get the buttweenies

>>151789350
>>151789408
>>151789413
L E V E L

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761995861939028.webm

>would've turned 40 yo 23 days ago
bros...

>>151670535
Any update on this?

>>151788344
Beautiful

Tom still can't heckin see

>>151789494
I got super bricked to Eurotrip when I thought I was gonna see the chick from Pete & Pete naked.

>>151785288 (OP)
New

>>151789529
>>151789529
>>151789529

How does topuria feel knowing garbrandt is a much better boxer?

>>151789533
Why is that general so dead

>>151789287
He's cringe and romanian. Got beat up after missing weight by 6lbs lmao. Not seen if he fought since.

>>151788818
evloev is gymbody goals.

feelin like a bantamweight after taking a shit