Thread 151789529

MMA CAN FIX HIM ?

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>>151789529 (OP)
She could get in there with PVZ

>>151789536
Legit fight iq from the nafri beast

>>151789547
Paige vanzant did a boxing fight with a porn actress in the same league

>>151789551
My face after 10 years living with nafri

the last thing tom aspinall ever sees

Topuria's Instagram:
>"My problem was I wanted to take people with me to the top who didn't even want to see me at the top."
We are on our divorced dad arc, after Giorgina has thrown us out of our mansion and our gym. WE will unleash La Leyenda on Justin Gaethja, after we have whispered "She has taken our kids, man." into Gaethje's ear at the weigh ins.

just you fake ones wait. don't come crawling back when tom gets his rightful revenge

GODne wins all rematches

>>151789568
Imagine dedicating your whole life to something, you're at a level that you feel you're a master. It's what you are as a person.
Some porn star decides to for a joke, and after 5 minutes of training is instantly better, absolutely creams you. I would kill myself hahaha

>>151789573
My face after i beat the shit out of you

>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity
>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing
>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't hide her disgust
>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair
>links up with Khabitch and acts all friendly instead of heeming the cunt, even listens to his retarded advice
>gets his shit pushed in in the fight
>Gane is jabbing Aspinall's nose off him
>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally
>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit
>robs Gane of the belt
>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year
>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage
>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs
>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act
>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels and redditors turn on him, including current and former fighters
>Aspinall's team initiates a media campaign claiming the fight should've ended in Gane's disqualification
>the very next week, one of Aspinall's main sparring partners and close friends Ante Delija eye pokes his opponent Waldo Cortes-Acosta
>one of Waldo's eyes is visibly damaged
>decides to continue to fight
>immediately knocks Delija the fuck out and calls out Aspinall for being a bitch made coward

There has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions

>>151789647
Thanks doc

>>151789586
getting heemed will do him some good. humble him.

>>151789651
But doc hasn't given you your daily dose yet

>>151789586
Inshallah

>>151789706
Based

K-1 is better than goyhumiliationchampionship.

>>151789611
>I would kill myself
Rhonda, seriously, seek help this time

>>151789757
Just about anything is better than modern UFC these days. You guys need to realize it was always about going public. Dana has his shares and has probably already vested and sold. Now he's basically the face of a dying shitcoin.

danabeast has you all seething

>>151789647
you will see, fag. you will see

>>151789849
>its actually good that he puts no effort into the UFC and has been running the organization on autopilot with dogshit cards full of no names, because it makes anonymous people on an image board I live on mildly upset.
You have to grow up man

>>151789794
Shut the fuck up

>>151789810
Everything is about wealth extraction. No matter what it is, no one who does it for the love of the game survives because they make decisions that are better for the game than the stakeholders. Everything you have ever interacted with and will ever interact with is optimized not for your experience but for stakeholder value. It's why everything ends up maximally expensive for minimum quality. Any unit of quality comes at the expense of stakeholder value. The UFC is no different.

>>151789903
Going public as a company is the epitome of this. Basically you build up the company just enough to extract speculators looking to make money with money, then you sell it to them piece by piece. It then becomes a company owned by stakeholders who only have a profit motive. Its truly no better than a shitcoin. I'd argue worse, because the process almost always involves hiring women

Its been 2 weeks since UFC 321 and my opinion has not changed. Tom Aspinall is a quitter

>>151789891
cry about it

daner proved that he still cares about ufc when he called tom a quitter

women make me viscerally angry

>>151789682
does that actually do anything?

>>151789927
I dunno, man. I like women. Women are cute and sometimes fun to talk to. The smart ones are funny and engaging. The dumb ones are uninteresting... just like men.

It's been 5 days since the last update from Andy and the team

A nice Topuria skid would be a decent storyline for 2026

>>151789547
I now remember pvz

>>151789647
KWAB

>>151789647
chat is this true

>>151790101
'fraid so

Imagine Stipe Miocic being the GOAT of your division

>>151789903
get a job loser

>>151789993
They should not be allowed to work outside of a homestead or hold power. Allowing them into the workforce grants them power. Its immoral to hire women

>>151789706
Where is your honor as a Brazilian, traitor

>>151790166
>on my honor, as a Brazilian
>steals your kidney

>>151789647
Excellent post

>>151789997
Andy Wang is active on twitter always

>>151790166
>Brazilian
>honor

Ilia Topuria vs Islam Makhachev in a dwerk off who wins?

Alex bought Nina Darma an Rolex
ALEX BOUGHT NINA DARMA AN ROEX

Reminder that Gane is a white man.

>>151789997
Surely they must have some news about his eye after visiting a dozen doctors at this point?

aspinall derangement syndrome

Ankalaev couldn't train for over a month prior to the rematch. And yet you still talk shit?

>>151790486
did he have a boo boo?

Tom left the ring with a belt.
Gane left the ring with his head held low in shame.

Levels.

>>151790541
Gane went home and played some EA Sports FC whilst Tom went to the hospital to film a short movie about his eye

>>151790558
>Tom not only got champion pay, while assuring another champ payout, but also milked the shitskin chimpout for AdSense money
Tom has a higher IQ than Gane

>>151790541
>Tom cons the fans and sport
>People still bootlicking him despite that
Incredible

Hi, guys! It's me, Charles Oliveira!
Charles Oliveira big champion! I have big fans, big support, let's go!

Tom made some vlogs with Tommy Fury and Eddie Hall and everyone thinks he's the goat

>>151789642
ok, moulie.

Is he really the greatest of all time?

>>151790601
Ilia is

>>151790601
at getting knocked the fuck out by a no name bum and then beating up on his buddies left overs and then a flyweight twice and then running away from a real challenger then yeah I guess so

>>151790618
>running away from a real challenger then yeah I guess so
who?

>>151790624
Ilia

>>151790624
Mateusz freakin Gamrot

>>151790618
Its hilarious cazzies are genuinely buying into the hype and picking him over JDM. I really can't wait to watch him either get slept or lose a decisive decision

Islam's biggest win is volkanovski
He's a bum

>>151790632
>Ilia
>real challenger
lmao

>>151790642
Islam is a bum
His biggest win was volk

>>151790639
Lost the first fight btw, only won the second fight due to Volk taking it on short notice. All his *wins* have heavy asterisks next to him. JDM by Buck Breaking

>>151790609
>biggest win is Slamdaddy's sloppy thirds

KEK

scared of Gamrot? of course you are, even pigslam is

>>151790653
Ilia's biggest win was max

>>151790601
Jones, GSP and Topuria all moved up and finished their opponents. If he doesn't finish JDM he's out of the conversation

>>151790667
A guy Volk and Dustin smacked the shit out of 3 different times?

Beastly.

>ilia
paper champion, gifted the belt
>JDM
one top 10 win, otherwise unremarkable

>>151790653
>unironically calls a fighter "daddy" on a regular basis.
Its wild you have the gall to call anyone reddit

why did islam feel the need to move divisions the moment ilia was the top guy?

>>151790669
Your opinion doesn't matter.

We will win however we want.

And you will squeal.

If

Unpopular opinion: Ilia heems islam

>>151790734
Excellent opinion

>>151790692
Clitia is a bottom guy I’m afraid

>>151790669
Bisping
>old
>blind
Gane
>bum
>never champ
Charles
>washed
>not Champ

Islam’s win over JDM will unironically make him the GOAT

>>151790685
Nobody mentioned redditdaddies except your slovenly piggy ass I'm afraid.

Ya bacon bussy needs a fill up I fear...

If you think Ilia koncks out Islam shirley you think JDM will knock out Ilsam as well? Is this an fair assumption?

>>151790618
tbf islam's wins over volk and oliveira are better than dustin, justin and gooby after kickstarting his coke arc
>>151790680
>Dustin
>3 times

Double champ status is a devalued marketing tool

>now oink on it for me

>>y-yes Slamdaddy. OINK OINK OINK!!

>who’s daddy’s naughty little Topiglet?

>>I am! I am!

Would it be fair to currently describe Max Holloway as 'semiprime'?

>>151790797
Why did islam refuse this fight?

>>151790822
Because he has been chinned by literal no names before, and if he faced someone with excellent boxing and grappling, he would be exposed for the fraud he is

>>151790822
Proof?

The real question is who HASNT ducked Gamrot

I'm lowk tempted to buy the 322 ppv

>>151790797
Look how the foolish Islam cranks the choke with all his might and the immovable Ilia remains unaffected, stoic,

>>151790848
How about you just stream it and use that money to buy food for the event?

>>151790860
A happy meal costs more than the ppv, bless Dana

>>151790875
He heckin submitted a Gracie Barra team!!!!

>>151790868
Use it go get a side with your meal then. If you really want to support fighters, find their patreon or YouTube channel and send them money directly

>>151790898
fuck no, dana pays em way too much already

>>151790875
Bryce is unironically really fucking good at grappling. Islam wouldn't look too great against him either.

>>151790917
So good that he got ragdolled by silva?

>>151790876
We know Clitia thinks about...

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149927171/#149927387

>>151790917
Bryce is a featherweight

>>151790953
A bantamweight actually.

>Bryce is unironically really fucking good at grappling.
> Islam wouldn't look too great against him either

>>151790950
Hang yourself

>>151790966
Got ya boiminge moist, huh?

REALLY fucking good at grappling

>>151790875
Wins over Nurmagomedov and Gracie b

>>151790959
Gesundheit bappa

>pretending Jean Silva isn't also good at grappling
You guys are dumb as shit

Jean shitva is only good at being shit

>all these referee fuck ups in back to back to back events eroding the integrity of the sport
there is an obvious solution and everyone is just ignoring it for some reason. pic related

Umm sweetie bacon bussy bryanna beat the worst brazza at bantamweight and it was stunning and brave

>>151791000
Marley fisting?

>>151790950
>>151790966
not entering that link
we make spammy cucks seethe here, i fear.

btw just remembered i had a dream that islam 30 second KO'd Jack. not sure what that means just yet. gotta go to my native american dream interpreter


>>151791013
dont read that

>>151790601
> loser
> loser
> Short notice
> short notice
> title shot off bobby green

no

>>151790601
no unless you’re lucas du tracy and you have the object permanence of a goldfish. 2 of his 4 defenses are complete mickey mouse bullshit, arguably the dustin fight as well. khabib > BJ > islam ≈ frankie

>>151791031
Slamdaddy got ya boiminge moist huh?

>>151791038
Moicano is better than the people blowjob defended against
>JOE FRICKIN STEVENSON!

>>151791022
2late4that

>>151791031
bobby Queen?
a M-M-M-Munster of a win, B.

Mark my words, if Islam actually somehow beats JDM, I'll give him credit. But he has a more fraudulent record than Khabib. His best win is a robbery over Volk

>>151791020
>not entering that link

You just admitted the BBC got ya lickin' ya piggy chops I'm afraid.

>>151791039
its crazy that this is actually picking up steam in mma circles when its just some made up bullshit by some random guy on twitter. these fucks have no ability to verify their news sources. just reading a random guy's twitter and taking it as a fact. I doubt Helwani will fall for it since he has a brain but other smaller mma media members are just quoting that like it came from an official reputable source

>>151791054
chill big bro

>>151791054
We could’ve supported supported bacon bussy bryanna’s bottom surgery but instead xhe had to cleave xer genitalia in Twain with a rusty saw

>>151791038
Ummm actually its BJ > Frankie > RDA > McGregor > Alvarez > Pettis > Henderson > Khabib > Oliviera > Sherk > Mackhachev > Pulver

Captcha: TRVKE

>>151791051
stevenson was not 35 years old, was on an equally long win streak, had more than 13 hours to prepare, and didn’t job out to dardush in his next fight, so for the time i actually think it’s a higher quality win

Dricus Du Plessis has officially succumbed to the injuries received against Khamzat Chimaev and O-Block.

>>151791105
Who?

The frickin muscle shart

>>151791073
I lament to inform you of the fact that your monitor was indeed, off.

>>151791120
Oink for ya Black Daddies.

Now.

>>151791135
Sexy sexy Jondaddy. Can’t wait to drain his seed at the BLACKEDhouse

GOYIM HUMILIATION CHAMPIONSHIP

>>151791172
Sad AGPiggy been on the daytime dwinkies again?

>>151791135
>rape victim of 9-4 UFC fighter dominick reyes
a M-M-M-M-MUNSTER indeed.

Nothing wrong with a stiff drink during times like these

>>151790601
>the greatest mmanlets are all literal who uglyfucks
>the greatest boxers are charismatic and handsome
Why do boxchads keep on winning like this

>>151791193
Turn your monitor on.

>>151791232
Didnt canelo in 1 fight make more than thr entire ufc rooster combined this year? Kek

What's her story?

>>151791241
Why would I care?

Mornin bees

>>151791249
Oh lord
Do they do this on purpose!?

>>151791241
But what have you achieved this year as a person?

>>151790601
Arman was clearly far from his prime at 22, being 5 years younger than Islam and having half the proffesional experience.
Dober, Moises, old Tibeau and Ramos are decent ish wins for somebody trying to get inside the top 15.
Hooker, Green, Volk 2 and Moicano all came in on super short notice.
This leaves Charles, Volk 1 (a fight most people left with the conclusion that Volk was a better p4p fighter than Islam) and Poirier (popularity based title shot from sombeody 1 fight away from retirement) as his only actually great wins.

SpamBEAST has got em seething on a Monday.

You lost!

FAGGOT!!!

>>151791172
We love evil here.

Spamdaddy won.

>>151791423
Yeah he's a bum, problem is, JDM is a bum too

>>151789573
..did people just tell her she's got damn hepatitis or worse?

>>151791473
We BEG for evil like good little piggies

>>151791233
Based Jones, absolute GOAT

>>151791522
Curious how Jiraped started talking bout middleweight after daddykanov bodied a piglet freak

>>151791241
>caring about athlete pay
I can't imagine anything more lost test than pocket watching other men and complaining they don't have more money

>>151791454
We don’t sign our posts here.

>>151791527
Gayest of All Time

>>151791534
We don’t sign our posts here.

I agree

Sometimes, the old ways are the best ways.

>>151791545
See >>151791555

cabt believe I missed the bert kreischer/ronda rousey interview

Some people like chaos. I prefer..... elegance.

You now remember Tom Aspinall. (The guy who cried and chose not to fight.)

>>151791544
Pakidaddies signed ya momma's maggot minge with Muzdaddy juice I'm afraid...

Nigger

>>151791583
hate youtube fighters

Daddies won.

>>151791569
Zesty

I'm Ari's top guy, what am I gonna do?

Oh dear oh dear.....

>>151791590
We don’t post our sexual fantasies here.

if someone told be a month ago that Tom Aspinall would be brutally mogged by Salsa Boy of all people I would have called them crazy.

>>151791645
iced on the prelims? damn...

Disgusting fucking faggot

Botched Botox bottom surgery AGPiglet

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

>>151791545
We don’t sing our posts here.

>>151791665
We don’t sign our posts here.

GODpuria is the fighter Conor was supposed to be.
You might not like it, but this is the truth.

>>151791488
True, JDM is a right place right time champion, Belal was a massive overachiever and that's his only good win.

>>151791534
I fucking hate Jiri, man

>>151791682
Which WWs do you guys think are better than JDM? Since people here keep calling him a paper champ

>>151791558
Imagine being shameless enough to post in this thread from india. I took a shit down ram's and vishna's throats you retarded subhuman

>>151791645
People will see this and think he stands a chance against JDM or Topuria

Niggerlicious

Illia Topuria has zero good wins, and his best win is Brice Mitchell.

>>151791689
Garry, Rakhmonov and Usman, maybe Brady too. Belal might beat JDM too if there's ever a rematch
>inb4 Belal's victim
He wasn't in his prime

>>151791689
It’s just one guy calling him that. JDM won the belt fair and square. That said, Usmeng is still better than him.

If JDM loses I will never post on /heem/ again. I will forever leave /heem/ and hand in my hardcore heem fan credentials. I will concede all arguments about MMA and combat sports forever.

JDM will win.

My brother did a dna test...
3% ashkenazi...
Im finished bruders... hh

Damn bro khabib fell off hard

>>151791689
Not even sure he beats Garry or a motivated Leon Edwards.

>>151791715
>>151791713
Shavkat is retired
Usman’s hands were fucking molasses against Buckley
You guys are living in 2019

Margin of error is probably 2%

>>151791717
Wtf I want Makhachev to win now

>>151789647
>be “greatest hand-to-hand fighter in history”
>dad leaks boxing plan, UFC ghosts him
>acts brain-dead in interview, even Nina Drama malds
>drops DC DMs, friendship ratio’d
>trains with Khabitch instead of heeming him
>gets jabbed by Gane
>eyepoke.exe
>doctor: “you’re fine”
>him: “no”
>quits fight, robs Gane of belt
>boos rain down
>uploads 3 coping documentaries
>eye test says nothing wrong with his anime eyes
>hospital staff laughing IRL
>MMA world turns on him
>next week his boy Delija pokes someone’s eye
>dude keeps fighting
>immediately KOs him
>calls Aspinall a coward
>balance restored

Mackenzie from Arizona

>>151791718
No more racist posts from you from now on, B.

>>151791729
People wrote off Chimaev as well when he was having health issues, Rakhmonov will be back

>>151791722
Again you’re living in 2021
Leon is getting permaflushed by prates

>>151791717
Who give fuck, B. Respectfully.

when is mcgregor coming back

>>151791729
He dominated Poockley and sent Hamza to the hospital for 6 months, on short notice, might I add.

Islam is easily the most over-rated fighter of all time but JDM is LITERALLY a contender series can with dogshit grappling.

>>151791649
You do.

>>151791769
His grappling looked good against Belal

>>151791769
So what you’re saying is that we’re looking at a classic bum vs can matchup?

>>151791746
He does >>151791732

>merge with wwe
>get exposed by the FBI as a work
kek

>>151791781
People will cope and say Belal isn't good despite him basically being a MW Merab.

>>151791558
This cumdumpster sucks mean dick btw

>>151791769
Dirty diaper Tyla’s dead daddy is easily one of the Chomo’s of all time but xhe ha steatorrhea soiled shaved legs and dookie filled dirty diaper panties.

>>151791785
Yes HOWEVER, Islam said he has started using Creatine. He's going to fucking murder Jack.

Who would've thought ilia topuria would become the greatest of all time?

Chael Sonnen is the greatest mind since Aristotle

I knew he was legit when he beat Bryce

>>151791810
I like Islam but gawdawg he’s such an ugly freak.

This kid's run is even more fraudulent than Makhachev's. Literally beating up Makhachev's sloppy seconds and Holloway who is in turn Volk's sloppy fourths

>>151791856
He looks like a roided macaque

>>151791867
Responding to >>151791846

>>151791856
He's also retarded.
JDM isn't the best looking guy either tbqh

>>151791867
The safest general characterization of the Mixed Martial Arts tradition is that it consists of a series of sloppy footnotes to Fedor.

Y’all musta forgot!

>>151791961
What's the point of doing that with the legs? Is it to signal the ref he's still alive?

>>151791972
Keeps blood flowing.

>>151791845
Worse than that b, we knew that already I'm also helwani I fear

Beating PRIME VOLK and PRIME OLIVES alone is enough to put you in GOAT contention

One more win until Slamdaddy is the undisputed GOAT

>>151792000
Beating my balls across your forehead abdi

>>151792014
*loses*

Imagine the meltdown once Islam loses.

>>151792014
Numbers of cocks sucked per day.

Imo it will be Islam by decision

who won rizin? besides the fans of course

the implications are bone chilling

>>151792026
Islam was heemed by Martins who’s essentially a smaller version of Smegmallena.

>>151791781
bumlal has shit wrestling

>>151791473
levels

>>151791758
Belal is a way better wrestler than Usman in 2025

>>151792223
Belal will survive a wood hammer with sturdy to set up stealth rocks

The mma world is in shambles in the aftermath of UFC Fight Night: Garcia vs Onama

i only picked 4 favorites for this whole apex card. either im genius or mma fans are dumbest fucker on earth !

hey i saw your post last thread and i've got to say i didn't really appreciate it

Who is the heavy weight champion of the world in the ufc? I'm not asking for your opinions I'm asking pure facts.

>>151792408
>checks UFC website
That would be "Big" Tom Aspinall

>>151792408
In my opinion it's Tom Aspinall oh right you weren't asking for opinions so I guess he's not then

>>151792408
Some fat bitch named Tim or something

Honestly? Respect to Tom for going out on his shield.

>>151792422
Props for knowing who Aspinall is

>>151792408
technically? gane. but in terms of who the "real" champion is, that would be gane.

>>151792513
CEO of moxley plumbing

Aspinall documentary is really good watch

>>151792505
Didn't ask for your opinion you fat american cunt

>>151792408
*uppercuts you dead with oversized large cock and runs*

It would be incredibly typical of Gane to cheat himself out of a fight he was winning then get subbed in the rematch

The UFC screams are sound tracks. You notice one scream followed by two in the exact same way on their videos. It must be a stock soundtrack because I heard it on motorsports manager on pc and it's annoying as fuck. The exact same crowd noises.

>>151792567
>and runs
gane moment

>>151792573
gane works in mysterious ways

Biggest most prestigious UFC title is held by a british man with emotions

Isaac Bulgarian exposed the ufc as fake and got cut

>>151792408
Salsa Daddy.

>>151792579
It’s all pre-recorded. Nothing is real anymore.

>>151792623
You just presented someone else's opinion despite asking for pure facts. I'd wager you also like watching your mother getting fucked by brown men lol, goofball.

PS It's actually Tom Aspinall

>>151791665
what a zesty festa

Best heavyweights in the world ranking
1. Ngannou
2. Jones
3. Gane
4. Aspinall

>>151792408
Ngannou is a bum
Jones never lost

>>151792649
Kek, genuinely looks like a male stripper from Zestinghamshire

>>151792606
>>151792636
Does anyone remember when the Holloway vs Gaethje last second finish was leaked on Google before the fight?

>>151792660
>Jones never lost
That why pussy never fought Aspinall despite being given every opportunity to? Then dunks on him through socials like a little tiktok faggot? Jones is a bitch. Aspinall mindbroke him into retirement.

>>151792644
Tomala was fingered by xer daddy.

Pakidaddies finger ya dead momma's maggot minge I'm afraid...

>>151792672
Lmfao aspinall got heemed by gane who in turn got obliterated by jones

Seriously like what the fuck? Jones heemed gane in 2 mins. Tom quit against gane. It's not too difficult to figure things out

>>151792660
Jon got the shot beaten out of him by dookie Reyes

>>151792688
That is your dumb opinion. Because last I checked, Aspinall is the current heavyweight champ. So how did he get heemed by a cheater? Why is Jones even relevant considering he bitched out? Dumb argie cunt.

lil nog munching some influencer

I will never admit to how many "I will never admit to how many 'Chama' posts I made leading into Alex vs Magomed 1" posts I made leading into Alex vs Magomed 2.

>>151792717
Jondaddy won.

Aspiggies lost.

>>151792718
also stripper opening

>>151792717
>Aspinall is the current heavyweight champ
Paper champ

>>151792733
He won by literally handing the belt over out of fear? Yeah makes sense jeet

>>151792733
Fun fact but as soon as Jones vs Stipe started Tom was actually stripped of the interim title. The more you know.

I almost threw up
#LOCKUPGANE

>>151789647
BUT ME PEEPERS !! IT HURTS ! OI SWEAR OI GOT THE HURTSIES IN ME PEEPERS ! STOP BEWING ME MATE ! ME ORBS ! IT HURTS !!! DADDY PLEASE TELL THEM ME PEEPIN ORBS HURT AND I DIDN'T QUI' !!

>>151792744
>handing the belt over out of fear

But enough about Tomala.

>>151792744
How exactly is Tom gonna win against Jones considering tom quit at the very first sight of adversity like a little bitch?

>>151792729
AGPoatan will oink, bounce and squirt on xer Jondaddy’s BBC.

>>151792717
Tomala was promoted to chastity and has AGP of the orbussy

>>151792740
Cool well I never asked for your opinion I asked for facts

Smarks won

Letting his son Gane take care of his light work in Tommy is literally levels.

>>151792763
>>151792767
Waits a year and a half for bitch boy to take the fight, then he retires lol. Tom wanted le heckin best of all time, and then they quit instead of taking the fight. Now teasing a comeback lmao. Jones is a bitch.

>>151792837
Tomala lost.

Jondaddy won.

Tomala's pig pal lost.

Your mother is still dead.

>>151792819
Dana in shambles lol, jew bros take another W

>>151792852
3/4 of those statements are wrong. How does it feel to be wrong on the internet? I've won.

Much like my own father did to me, Jon Jones raped Gane and then left.

Levels.

Jon Jones kinda seems like a sly bottom

>>151792819
that cejudo vs yadong fight where cejudo couldn't see but the ref made him keep fighting the last minute of the 3rd and then start the 4th round but instantly stop the fight so it could go to scorecards was kinda strange

What a revolting mentally ill TWP subhuman

RAPED EYEPUSSY SLUT TOOK THOSE BIG BLACK FINGERS DEEP

>>151792907
That was herzog, he’s under investigation

Remember to report the trooncord for spamming/flooding

British fighters are the most kino and have the best stories.

>aspinall
>bisping
>pimblett

These fighters win the hearts and minds of the public. They have faced adversity and won against the odds. No one comes close to their prowess.

>>151792819
I hope this kills the UFC, of course it won't, but it would be nice.

>>151792946
Funny how they flood in everytime lol

>>151792926
no he's not

>>151792954
Brazilian fighters are pretty cool. Doesnt Aldo have a cool story?

>>151792946
>announcing a report

RAPED FAGGOT DOWN!

>>151792985
Um not announcing a report sweaty, posting advice to keep this general from becoming unusable dogshit dominated by cuck spammers, like how it was after the Gane loss

here today, gone tomorrow

Tom here I'M BLIND AAAAAAAHHH

>>151792989
KWARB!!

ME PEEPIN ORBS AIN'T PEEPIN ANYMORE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ME PEEPIN TOM DAYS ARE OVER.......

>>151792995
Yeah let us know how that works out, you little victim :'(

the ufc refused to pull the fight upon learning the the betting lines were looking sussy

>anti trust law suit not going their way
>divisions like LW are a mess right now
>heavyweight debacle
>now gambling scandal
Is the UFC over?

>>151793034
Yeah it's over, sell all your TKO stock (to me, for pennies on the dollar)

>>151792819
who is the schizo now, heem? not me

Tom won, Gane cheated. Im absolutely scared.

Bad year for piggies

Ngubu just ducked Jake Paul... https://www.tmz.com/watch/francis-ngannou-jake-paul-gervonta-davis-11-03-2025/
>Dey call me and say would u fight jake in replacement for tank davis?' i-i was like who dat jake? jake? day eben ask "what if dey noomba was right?" I say n-no no numba fight does not make sense for meee. its DISRESPEKT. No.

Mrs. Aspinall cheated on tiny Tom by riding Gane's BBC like a crazy cowgirl i fear.

>>151793084
KEK Ngannou absolutely bodied that desperate jew freak

>>151793084
That's an easy gorillion dollars francis. He's not scared of becoming another meme of the Jakester... right?

>>151793084
Jake’s been training his whole life for this

Chatri will rise from the ashes and purchase the UFC when it goes under and turn it into the cleanest and most exciting MMA promotion we've ever seen.

>>151793098
Thats the thing. He could have had the opportunity to heem. The one thing that could put francis on the map and make him an actual draw for once in his life. Heem the guy everyone wants to get heemed.
The only logical explanation is he's actually scared... of Jake...

>>151793126
Ngannou already made 30 million boxing. What does he need joke poo for?

>>151793126
>you have to give me attention
Mutilated mutt mentality it's why jews own you sadly

Y'all ready for this?
*starts Schaubbing*

>>151793116
whos that?

Ngannou be like
>Infanticide

>>151793143
the slovenian jew cries out as he strikes me

jakebeast has made a mockery of our beloved sport of mma, i'm terrified

>>151793144
he cute!

>>151793144
Schaub nigguh

>>151793171
Who's this

>>151793139
He wants to box next. He's looking at Willder lol. He obviously needs the money. Probably got frisked by the girls family and whatever African shithole's government the killing happened in for them to sweep it under the rug and keep him out of prison.

Aspinall should just go box and get that bag!!!

>>151793171
At least he doesn’t wear panties and shave his legs due to extreme AGP

>>151793143
Watch your tongue, slovvy. I've been nice to you up until this point. Don't make me show and reveal your secret...

the fbi has taken bruce buffer into custody (speculation)

>>151793184
Andrew Tyler Thompson, aka Sneed

>>151792408
That would be /ourdaddy/ BONES JONES

The ngubu should fight the older Tate brother (Bugatti man)

>>151793186
Forgot he killed someone KEK

>>151792408
Volkov

>>151793267
Lewis’ leftovers? Peach.

I know Ariel helwani is a jew but how come he is the only mma media guy who isnt room temperature iq

>>151793415
Those two things are related sadly

>>151793415
Jews are the smartest people

I like how whenever janny passes through he always makes sure to ban me for no good reason just because he doesn't like me or something. It's actually really funny, and totally doesn't make me seethe at all!

https://x.com/bbharrymac/status/1985431913637560454
ufc is dead

>>151793171
thought my monitor was off for a second

>>151793470
>Random retards posts random bs on xitter
Ok?

>>151793479
If you seriously look like that IRL you need to kill yourself immediately.

Aspinall vs Gane was fixed to tighten betting lines for the rematch

Keep a eye on an kid named Harry Mac.

Heem dinner IN! Getting wasted eating kebab whilst watching TUF then playing UFC 4 til I pass out. Kino. Neet for the win.

I like how you can stamp “Ugly retarded freak” over any fighter’s face and it will make sense somehow.

>>151793571
How fat are you? Be honest

>>151793571
Honestly? Respect.

let's place bets on which ufc fights were flagged as scripted

>>151793571
i miss being a neet

>>151793571
Props for giving up

>>151793536
im maori bro

>>151793603
18%. 75kg. 15 pull ups. Getting back to martial arts very soon. I got fat and weak because menthol elves and anti psychotics. Much better now though but i need these blow outs.

>>151793609
>>151793627
Neet for life

>>151793702
You shouldn’t drink while on clozapine

we need more cool outfits for ring girls

>>151793718
we need new ring girls

>>151793543
Checked

>>151793619
Holloway vs Gaethje literally had the result leaked on Google before the fight took place

>>151793716
I was on quetiapine and lamotragine, and aripiprazole. No more though. It takes the life from you. I slept 14hr a night. Those jew beans are fuck up.

>>151789529 (OP)
Ciryl Gane - Toxic

>>151793571
Yuck!
*spits on your food*

Cyril Gane? No! Sibyl Bitch!!!

Bon Gamin vs Salsa Boy for the Heavyweight Championship.. holy shit

Apripazolespinall

Civil Gain

goy humiliation championship

>>151792706
Tom < Gane < Jon < Reyes < Spann < Salsa Boy

The Salsa boy era ushered in an new age of brown donimance; it was over for whites for the next eternity
-wikipedia

Invincible under the Sun.

Lamotragane

what do they want with the zawlg. he dindu nothing

Most donimant fighter currently?

Quetiapine skallkilld

Looks like gane's face after the rematch

how much would have to be bet for it to trigger some shit?

>>151794014
Aspinall, easy. Other than his knee injury he's mowed down his opponents

Breaking news: Justin Gaethje has retired

Top Five Current Heavyweights
1. Jon Jones
2. Francis Ngannou
3. Stipe Miocic
4. Alex Pereira
5. N/A no other heavyweight meets the minimum skill requirement to be listed

Hey bussy, you still there?

>>151791665
He's doing a Khabitch cosplay.

>>151794022
Ariannys pootie tang after Sweden is done micht it

Islam would legit be a sexless incel if he was born in the west

>>151794039
Not sure if i would call a coward a fighter

>>151794062
Salsa daddy slumps them all

>>151794093
Who says he isn't one now?

I would LOVE to see heads rolling in the street.

>>151794157
Same

>>151794157
>>151794172
Soon.

>>151794110
Aspinall would assassinate this chump

>>151794172
>>151794157
Same!

>>151794181
high drama!

I'm gonna smesh your boy

smesh this bussy

>>151794093
Bitches love Rizzlam b

>>151794265
Let's make it happen jeet

>>151794181
who is this guy and how did he get the scoop on this stuff?

>>151794293
He's making it up as he goes, riveting stuff. Or it's a Kash Patel alt and he's having some fun with it

UFC Fight Night - David Onama vs Steve Garcia .. ocr in retrospect official card rating

>Steve vs Obunga
Garcia looked good at distance throwing in combination, Obama didnt do anything just got hit, Garcia got wreckless trying to finish, shoulda gonna a little longer to see onabaa go out cold, but fine.. Steve looks good
>Waldo vs Ante
Decent fight, Ante actually looks pretty solid, his striking was good, but Waldo MOGGING Tom with the eyepoke recovery into KO was legendary
>Wells vs Gorimbo
Boring, but Gorimgo losing is good
>Dulgaria vs Yaider
>Radke vs Frunza
>allan vs nascmento
>Billy vs Kevin
>Cuambo vs Lee
Did not watch
>Dumas vs Donte
I want to see 1 more Dumas fight in the UFC, I need to see what his gameplan is, he is so fucking dogshit, but I want to see him 1 more time.. I need to know what he's thinking in there except just spinning.. Ateba vs Dumas
>Viera vs Dumont
>Alice vs Monsterat
did not watch
>Ko vs Rowe
Boring, was excited bc of Ko's judo that he did vs Oban, but just wrestlefucked Rowe with single legs..
>alencer vs ariana
did not watch

3.5/10 card, not much good, some fights dissapointed

>>151794289
haram ass bitch

Nibbas really be like "I want to see heads roll in the street" and then it happens and they get fucked up by an Aiemann Zahabi adjacent niqqa. Food for thought.

Watching DC and Chael play pickleball

>>151794289
Post 30 beard growth genetics + buzz.. When he was young bro was an incel

Also that girl said she was 'Team Charles' even after taking that pic with Islam on twitter, very fake

Thicc sexy Slamdaddy

They're both terrible at pickleball

Daniel "DC" Cormier

>>151794366
Pussy

>>151794360
K....keep me posted

Daniel "District of Columbia" Cormier

>>151794375
DC is better but he keeps making fouls lol, he's a fucking idito. Chael is absolutely useless though. It's 1-0 to DC.

Islam said in his ESPN interview with Okamoto that he started taking creatine for the first time and that is why his body is changing.

Daniel "Daniel "DC" Cormier" Cormier

D "Daniel Cormier" C

DC won pickleball over Chael, 2-0

>>151794391
Lmao

Alibi is the coolest on the TUF series

aniel "DC" ormier

>>151794391
/fit/izens know this

Nigger

>>151794421
aah me FOOKIN board

>>151794421
dont ban he accidentally a typo

Daniel “Nigger” Cormier.

daner fumbled bigly by not pulling the fight

>>151794466
Kekd

>>151794293
I have no idea. For what it's worth, Ariel singled out his initial post and confirmed it. Make of that what you will.

Anon "AC" Cormier

>>151791718
I told you you are a mongrel

a turd is halfway out my ass as I post this.

this doo prairie doggin'

>>151794289
Her footwear is disgusting

>islam had to creabloat to make 170
its ogre

>>151794515
Same here bappa

>>151794507
It's unironically ogre

ANDY ASPINALL IS A PEDOPHILE

There's probably three niggas in this room that's fuckin children

>>151794603
Monitor on and good grief man

Hopefully not

Nah we aint doin that

and its like everybody knows a pedofile

>>151794603
it was on her 18th birthday you fucking sexist bigot. don't tell women what they can and can't do with their bodies.

>>151794651
Right, even 16

Throw these mentally ill freaks into an active volcano

>>151794603
We know

>>151793084
>wearing pink shorts to get heemed by an andy ruiz victim
grim

"and still its like everybody knows a pedophile in this room right now if we really tryna do a- theres somebody in this room- theres prolly three niggas thats fuckin children"

>>151794697
prime jamawla harris was special man

>>151794603
Turn on your three monitors.

herZOG will be cleared of all wrongdoing and some nobody coach will be targeted as the fall guy and the rig ref position will be switched to queef sneederson. bet your life savings on this.

>>151794697
Wtf

>>151794685
Um

Imagine if you will being the HW Champion of the marquee division of the world's largest combat sports organization defacto their biggest prospective star yet the returning GOAT Jon Jones and the potential LHW GOAT Alex Periera making his long-anticipated move up to HW decide to fight each other because you're such a repugnant cowardly unpopular revoltingly ugly Daddy's boy subhuman they simply have no interest in wasting their time with you as the title you hold is worthless for being on your shoulder.
Yep. That's what it's like being Tom "The Clitty Man" Aspigoink!

>>151794587
We didn’t sign our posts here.

Tom's nothing special. Easy work.
F-fight h-him? Hehe, w-why would I do that?

Even brits are taking a shit over quitspinal, next they'll strip him of his english citizenship

>>151789647
not a massive fan of the sport but only a week before I was reading multiple articles about him, singing his praises and saying how good he was (albeit in a weak division) and how likeable too
then his dad went and dropped him in the shit and he fucked himself over by not accepting defeat

Amerisharts once again supporting cheaters and wrongdoers, as per the behavioural engineering of their jewish overlords.

Who wins

>>151794773
disgusting subhuman body type looks like he shit his diaper

>>151794801
Your frauds downfall is so funny

>>151794814
>>151794814
>>151794814
>>151794814
New

>>151794809
Monitor on >>151794810

The Downfall of Tom Aspinall

>Sits out for 14 months, refusing to fight anyone other than Jones who said that he's not going to fight him

>Claims to be 11% bodyfat, clearly obese

>Son has Autism

>Leaks private Audio of DC and gets called out

>Gets nose shattered by Ciryl Gane and quits from eyepoke

>>151794852
All of this because he retired your favourite darkie without ever throwing a punch kek, calm down Dana

>>151791700
>>151791802
>seething churka thinks everyone a religitard like him
lmao

Any pornstars with similar body to Leah Gotti?