Thread 151795963

How hard is it to get into bong professional sports like darts, bowls or snooker?

>not asian
why even bother making a coombait thread?

>>151795963 (OP)
Dont care gimmie gimmie

>>151795963 (OP)
none of those are sports

>>151795963 (OP)
Imagine what her asshole taste like

>>151796044
but somehow a literal board game is considered a sport here

>>151795963 (OP)
turn up to a pub
drink 30 beers
if you can still stand and hit a darts board, you're officially ranked and can start your career

>>151795963 (OP)
I love girls a little chubby like this

>>151795963 (OP)
Darts was big growing up in my family, there were dart boards at every bar too. Maybe it was a Massachusetts thing. Just set up a dart board and play.

>>151795963 (OP)
sex with the slutty skeleton

>>151796142
>but somehow a literal board game is considered a sport here
THERE'S MONOPOLY THREADS HERE?!?

>>151797694
only mancala threads I'm afraid

>>151795963 (OP)
this woman's pussy must be sour like those warheads candy

>>151795963 (OP)
that's a fucking man

are sports good for you?

>>151795963 (OP)
bowls, you need to survive 6 pints + boomers.
Darts, you are up to about 8-12 pints while having to stand up and throw pointy things.
Snooker, you are basically into No Limits there. You can spend most of it sitting down and drinking, or hanging onto/over a table tho. Not a Sport for amateur drinkers.

>>151795963 (OP)
umm... where's the rest of her?

>>151795963 (OP)
well, at least her fun box has impact bumper.

>>151796024
Bring back guillotine for retarded yellow fevered incels

>>151795963 (OP)
mindset and time is what you need. you can get to professional snooker ability relatively easily, but can you hack the pressure of the games? this is the ability the years of experience give you.
there is a snooker sort of B-series, the Q league or something it is called and they are all good enough ball wise to be professional but it sorts out those that can mentally cope with the game.
you could be a pro snooker player in a couple of years if you do enough events and can consistently break 70.

>>151795963 (OP)
What a grim sight, like fucking the Humber Bridge

Imagine sex with women. Just imagine

>>151802043
sounds gay AF

>>151802043
Its fun

>>151795963 (OP)
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>>151801971
Based

>>151801971
Based

>>151795963 (OP)
lovely pussy :P

>>151802912
Me too :D

bitch's name is mila sobolov btw

It always surprises me to learn that darts isn't a thing in other countries. It's such a cheap, fun and accessible game, that you'd think it'd be a universal pub/bar activity all around the world.

>>151795963 (OP)
Yummy pink soles

>>151802043
My dong would look huge gliding past her coccyx

>>151803339
can always trust a czech to know their actresses

>>151803370
Here in lawsuit land, the bars all have shitty electronic boards for plastic-tipped darts that only stick about a quarter of the time. You have to pay money to play, and there is an obnoxious buzzer that sounds if you throw at the board when there isn't an active game going. It's grim. =(

>>151797279
no thanks. that girl puts on about 25 pounds and she will start looking great.

>>151797694
Turkish carrom threads all over the place.

I love whores so much