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who was in the wrong here?

>>151795997 (OP)
that fish caught a gorilla!

>>151795997 (OP)
That's a fuckin hog

>>151796026
You know, Tom's arms aren't as big as I thought they'd be

yall gonna kill your selves when its ravens chiefs in the afccg

>>151796026
why is eli's fish all bloody?

>>151796026
damn eli bro did you go at that thing with a saw

>>151796040
AYO WE GONNA FINNA BOUTA TONITE

what was mommy thinking after losing to the Steelers?

>>151796041
Looks like he harpooned it

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Kyle Monangai.

Feels good to not be utter shit for the first time in a long time

>>151796056
there were quite a few millionaire grown men getting a post-loss spanking that day with the way she's storming onto that field

Patty Cuckitini

>>151796088
We'll bootyblast anybody in the league for an Owl

>>151796026
salt water fishing is soulless
fresh water is kino AND sovl

you're dead, tardinals

>>151796101
fishing off of the beach or a jetti is chill

>>151796100
Considering both Panthers Owl runs came out of nowhere it wouldn't surprise me if they somehow memed their way to a deep run somehow

>>151796086
Kylie Minogue

Just watched a clip of the 2019 Eagles and oh man, Carson Wentz threw across his body, across the field into tight coverage to "Josh Perkins". and it was an Eagles Touchdown somehow.

Are injuries more frequent this season or am I just paying more attention to them, can't tell.

>>151796113
...I'll allow it

Statmutt is such a cowardly piece of shit. The first sign of turbulence and he shuts the fuck up completely.

>>151796110
>why do you wrap a cardinal in duct tape?
>so it doesn't explode when you fuck it

Eagle

not sure if based or cringe

>>151796038
Ravens won’t win a single game in the playoffs (but probably will make it). My jaggies are the only other potential playoff team that are worse and on a good day they’d beat the ratbirds too, those games are always ugly

>>151796110
Is this real?

>>151796110
cringe

>>151796126
he lived by the hero ball
he died by the hero ball

>>151796157
very

>>151796135
the detoilets fled too, funny how the loudest retards are the quickest to shut up

>>151796135
He posts porn to get banned because he's incapable of simply not posting here
Plonked

>>151796160
RIP in piece Wintz
>>151796140
Howie should give him a call, but they already have to kick out two players to fit the new ones on the roster, so if they need to kick out the other CB2s I'm ok with that.

do you think Tom consoled jayden's mom after his injury!

>>151796174
at least queefies won one game yesterday

>Titans are sending edge rusher Dre’Mont Jones to the Ravens for a conditional 5th-round pick

BIG MOVES

>LB Frankie Luvu has been suspended without pay for one game for repeated violations of playing rules intended to protect the health and safety of players, including during Sunday’s game against the Seattle Seahawks

lol

>>151796150
Aaron Hernandez did that shit in the film room during the review sessions.

>>151796056
what a fuckin clown. clots are gonna finish 9-8, Daniel Jones will retire and lock himself in his bedroom to eat his own cum until he dies.

>>151796150
what if someone calls his bluff and starts sucking it?

I’m doing NNN for the first time and it’s not going well. I did not realize that I was truly an addict.

>>151796150
CTE makes you based

>>151796150
Caleb Williams would never make it out of the locker room

>>151796150
melanin makes you gay

>>151796056
im beyond tired of seeing this wax-faced whore everywhere, women belong nowhere near nfl organizations. and no, detoiletfags, sheila ford is not an exception.

gaytriots are on the fakers list for any real ball experts.

>>151796249
The Falcons were the real deal

>>151796222
Stephen A is such a faggot.

>>151796056
Carly Irsay is stupid and I don't respect her

>>151796204
He was molested so it's understandable

>>151796269
>judging how good a player is based on how good they play
what an idiot, lol.

>>151796273
Don't disrespect your next President like that!

>>151796051
You bleed tuna so it tastes better

Fucking landlovers

>>151796270
Bryce gets carried by receivers that can get wide open like this

>>151796249
Hahahahaha cry more about the clap, too.

>>151796270
Both his interception throws (even though this one was dropped) were horrifically bad. The guy can throw these crazy tight window passes that wouldn’t be out of place in a Rodgers highlight reel and then on the next down he’ll throw the dumbest highball with a 10 second hang time that a kid playing 500 at recess could pick.

>>151796288
*Landlubbers Captain Retard
I found some giant shells on the beach today

>>151796150
I would have sucked it. No homo.

>>151796249
The Panthers just beat the Packers

>>151796292
I wouldn't get cocky with a 4-2 conference record

Hope the Panthers get involved in a trade especially that Minkah Fitzpatrick rumor

what's Caleb thinking in this moment?

>>151796249
Only a matter of time. Talking heads just need something to yap about

>>151796249
There are no good teams in the league.

Caleb Williams is straight. He is a metrosexual.

>>151796281
>drake maye is beating bad teams therefore he can't be good
so true, a good player would be losing to bad teams

>>151796270
KWAB play of the week on both sides, more so on the ACKers

>>151796317
>Excluded the falcons because they thought there was a chance they would be good enough to beat the pats
>Still get beat
kwab

>>151796317
You have a 1-2 conference record

Caleb Williams is not gay he just did some experimenting in college

Brisket is about to drop 300+ 4 TDS on the cowboys D

>>151796329
i too ride the metra into chicago

>his team doesn't OFFICIALLY celebrate el dia de muertos

shan't be my Boyz

Jerruh is such an ass
Imagine any gm doing this shit literal circus ringleader

>>151796329
Then why was he bouncing on my back last night

>>151796340
>>151796268
Anon...

>>151796340
Drake London exposed your secondary hard and you will get one and done gaped in the playoffs.

>>151796150
Every year we get further away from the 70s and 80s.
Like I was born in 1990, I accept that "it was the 80s" plea as a no contest.
Even though by the time I was going to prom it was normal to go with friends, even though by the time I was in college some of my roommates left virgins who never tried drugs.
But once people were like Ok, Boomer and vaping, I knew it was over.
All we can hope is that Crack makes a comeback and people start getting edge again.
The other day I got a knife pulled on me by an unhinged wannabe gangsta after they attacked me randomly. I didn't get fucked up but it still just shows maybe the world is ready for a comeback and Millennials are ready to be druggy until they want kids and Zoomers and A's are ready to be stupid latchkey kids who had parents who didn't pay attention to them who shake up the snowglobe

Still no trades? Terrible trade deadline

>>151796347
and then lose to a walk off field goal

Fire Z-ACK Taylor

>>151796370
Jerry traded its being consummated tomorrow trust the plan

>>151796373
i didnt watch last night’s slopfest, although im happy it ended the commies season, what did luvu do?

>>151796382
Yeah my team could use him

>>151796314
Bbc in his bussy

>>151796218
>clots are gonna finish 9-8
Drop some money on that (you won’t)

>>151796377
>black

>>151796135
I've been calling him out on it and funnily enough this is the only kind of post of mine that he doesn't respond to

>>151796382
what reason do you have to believe hes the problem and not the dumb fucks that haven't drafted a defensive player worth a shitfuck in half a decade

Someone explain what Joey Bosa is doing on this play in a way that doesn't launch an NBA-style gambling scandal investigation.

>>151796041
It's a tuna, you gotta stick em before bringing them on board

>>151796194
based goodell kicking the cummies while they're down

>>151796377
she should just post her tits and butthole online for money already
>>151796370
Howie made a bunch of trades

>>151796428
he got hit with a confusion ray

>>151796395
he's had 3 hip drop tackles this season, first 2 he got fined
https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1985507746037338135

>>151796428
Playing contain and taking the flat away from Kelce

No /MNF/ gamethread?

>>151796453
no one is watching that slop

>>151796420
Even with 11 nobodies you should be able to avoid giving up almost 1100 yards in only two games (to bad teams nonetheless)

>>151796377
>black
>bejeweled snot ring

That's going to be a no for me, dawg.

>>151796453
Do the teams have any fans here that care?

>>151796428
Kelce ran past him instead of blocking, turned to chase him and realized he fucked up, brain fart moment.

>>151796453
Cowboys win 40-0
There you don't have to watch now

>>151796445
i see, i would hope that he was chill and nonchalant on the sidelines tho because that’s what us commietards really value in our players

>>151796468
I just wanna watch football with the ladz...

>>151796179
I feel like if they we're really interested in Samuel they would already be inquiring about him
they already made moves so I'm thinking they'll inquire only if their two lastest CBs also don't pan out which would make for like 4 fucking CBs that weren't able to patch a hole in the secondary
it'd pretty ironic if they end up having to spend more capital to address CB2 than it would have costed to just keep Rodgers

>>151796416
He's just the worse. He's definitely some broccoli haired mystery meat zoomer who's self-inserting hard into Mahomes.

>>151796453
We're boycotting ESPN until Disney puts their shit back on youtube TV

>>151796349
move the team to mexico city while they're at it
their fanbase already fits right in anyway

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>>151796222
no one should have a job in any kind of sports media if they haven't played the sport themselves at an equal level of what they are covering
some token sexy bitches are fine as long as their numbers are kept minimal and they are dressed as provocatively as possible

*AHEM*
laura > mina

>>151796504
>>151796485
>>151796485
>>151796485

This is the kind of matchup that Manningcast was made for

Oh laaawwwwd

I don't even know who's playing

>>151796538
Mexican teams

>>151796514
>some token sexy bitches are fine
nope, go all in
even the bitches had to have played lingerie football

>>151796515
Now make her undress

>>151796379
That's my berds

Every week the NFL bends, breaks, and makes new rules just on hold the Chiefs down but schizos on here see otherwise.

>>151796562
I don't use AIslop, someone else can

>>151796572
>ACKTUALLY we're the REAL victims
sybau

>>151796625
holy kek, keep adding to this

>>151796494
he's just painfully autistic
he has to be
he only repeats the same exact talking points ad nauseam

>>151796625
Lmao nice

>>151795997 (OP)
Jerry Jones has been fucking hilarious this season. He really doesn't give a fuck anymore. The shit this guy is saying is wild.

>>151796625
Forgot one

>>151796191
which game? did the lakers win or somwthing?

>>151796695
whats he said

>>151796659
muh espn power rankings overrating the lions tho

>>151796723
>“What you do is a little bit of my philosophy. Controversy. I’m serious. I’m dead serious. Not serial killing. Not that. But controversy. The Dallas Cowboys probably have the kind of interest that we have in no small part because we stay out front and we stay controversial. When it gets slow, I stir that shit up. Fact. I just want to be relevant. I just want you to be looking at us.”

How many other ape QBs have to fall off or bust before we stop putting apes under center? How do you stop the colleges who keep doing this and fail to develop any actual QB talent?

>>151796194
>hawks literally snap jaydens arm and break luke mcafferys collarbone with a late hit
>suspend luvu
lol

>>151796758
>How do you stop the colleges who keep doing this and fail to develop any actual QB talent?
It's going to get even worse with NIL. Players just transfer nonstop for better deals.

How did Allen get away with this? He should be suspended for the rest of the season.

rashee rice should be in prison

>>151796773
I agree but NIL or not we have to stop letting the help “throw” the ball and it has to start in college at some point. It’s been an obvious DEI push for years now and it’s enshittifying the whole sport

WE DEM TYLERS

>>151796779
I guarantee Allen could do that, and Mahomes wouldn't do anything.

Bills just restructured a contract to free up enough cap to get Olave.

>>151796750
AI is getting scary, I like it

>>151796851
Good. I hope he saves my fantasy team.

The Bears will be elite by the end of this season or next year

SOON

>>151796891
You expect they’ll trade for a real QB then?

>>151796033
But his cock is

>>151796891
defense is injured to shit and caleb needs to do better against non-bottom 2 defenses, let’s see how poles handles the trade deadline before >we get ahead of ourselves.

>>151796033
He's 48

>>151796891
keep me posted

>>151796942
Oh God, I'm gonna TOOM.

>>151796078
>sprain your ankle
>have season-ending surgery

Kind of bithchmade desu

>>151796891
Bears are going to just miss out on wildcard this year, and will be elite next season

>>151796319
Is the league forcing this? They’ve called 14 penalties in a single game for multiple teams. Lions had issues with pressure and play calling and their non existent run game but the 10 penalties didn’t help and they also called two numbers for players who didn’t exist and one of those was a phantom call they called back.

>>151796186
That chick in the jersey creamed herself lol

Will his suffering ever end?

>>151796891
Once Bagent starts

>>151797037
all of his friends keep getting hurt

>>151797040
bagent threw a pass to caleb in the game yesterday

>>151796655
the NFL needs to gift me more moments of the queefs getting bitchslapped

>>151796676
I'll consider but I'm trying to keep it seasonal

>>151797037
Sure if he can gtfo of there like Barkley and Jones did and go to a good team

>>151797107
>>151796698
goddamn I'm retarded
not keeping it seasonal I'm trying to keep it to one slap a player
I mean

>>151796056
She's just taking it all in

>>151797159
where is jewjew getting dragged after the lions game?

>>151797162
I knew she reminded me of someone

>>151797172
>>151797107
I very much considered that pic because it's funny but I wanted to stick with the slap theme so I went with him getting bapped instead

How many first round picks would he net us

If I can't have sex with a woman then I will become the woman.

>>151797221
1 2nd rounder that can turn into a first or something if it's groundhog day

>>151797107
pvre kino

>>151797066
turns out Caleb is a good player he's just playing the wrong position

>>151797107
Add juju getting fucked

>>151797037
When he figures out how to channel the autism you need to succeed as a Giants QB

Wow the cuckboys sure do suck. That’s pretty dope

>>151796150
He literally should have been in jail for this

>>151796194
Luvu is the most overrated defender in the league, and one of the dirtiest. He's done a bunch of illegal hip drops this year, that's what this is about.

>>151797017
Maybe, but the these fragile glass players getting sent to the hospital every game now certainly isn't helping either.

muttspammer caught da flu kek

>>151797162
GROUNZ

>>151797186
Midwestern brunettes in a position of authority

>>151796750
damn that's pretty good

muttspammer got plonked keeeeeeeeek

>>151796369
You cant even be a regular borderline unhinged druggie anymore.
Fent just zombifies you

>>151797399
Grounz for the substain ya-on-hur

>>151796126
This one?
Wentz's highlights were sick. If he hadn't gotten headfucked by the injury he legitimately could have been a legend.

>>151797372
yeah but he catapulted himself over the tushpush pile like a cracked out chimpanzee last NFCCG so I'll give him props for that it was one of the funniest 3 minutes of football I've ever witnessed

muttspammer caught Bo Nix fever

>loins fans calling for John Morton to be fired
miss me?

I'd like to thank Josh Allen (pbuh) and the Buffalo Bills for giving us a week free of Queef cancer.

rico dowdle is that nigga, panthers might be 7-2 if they started him from the jump

>>151797344
imagine having worse d than the bungles

Bussy game

>>151797477
He got too cute sometimes but yes

BRONCOS STILL ON TOP OF THE DIVISION SAARS!
DEATH TO THE CHIEFS ZUTTS!

We're all in this together.

I'm not watching this game
how is it going so far?

>>151797539
tardies up 10-0 on dem goyz

>>151797518
me on the far left

>game is so ass that payton and eli are just playing their own rushing highlights
kek

HOL UP HOL UP

>>151797539
refs are rigging the game against the cowboys for some reason

My Bills would bootyblast both of these shit MNF teams

YEAAAAAAAH....HERE WE GOOOOO

>>151797660
kek

>>151797650
lmao, was there another angle?

>>151797436
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>151797650
That clearly went through

>packers couldn't beat this team
>without ceedee no less

Is it just me or do these Thanksgiving games kinda suck?

>>151797763
packers are unironically the worst team in the nfc north

>>151797770
looks great to me

Colts, Patriots and Broncos lead the league in wins currently

Just a little reminder

>>151797770
Don't we get the first two every year?

the meme game to end all meme games

is jerry still giving us the 1st for trey if they lose tonight

>>151797770
>cowboys and indians on Thanksgiving
Fuck how long has it been since the whole Redskins thing?

>>151797770
shit teams but the matchups all have meme potential

at least the manningcast has bakey on, he's been more entertaining than the game so far

>>151797770
surely you jest?

>>151797477
He was LOCKED IN

>>151797969
I love women.

>>151797984
t. caleb

Kyler Murray is so gone lmao

>>151797806
Are we back in 2014?

>>151797969
kek he broke at the last minute

>>151798146
>unfuck your offense because your QB can actually see his recievers
KEK good for Jacoby

>>151798164
If only literally back in 2014

>>151798164
Yes. This is the start of a new cycle. Prepare accordingly.

>>151797806
all frauds

>>151798385
broncos defense is the only legit aspect of any of those teams

>Spanish commercials for the NFL
Yeah I'm about done with faggot NFL

>>151795997 (OP)
Red drum are good eatin'

>>151797770
Ravens Bengals would be kino if Burrow wasn’t injured

>>151798559
flacco has been must see tv for the last 3 weeks

>>151798559
meh, flacco's just as good on the bengals as burrow

I just know /nfl/ was seething listening to Brady gush over how much he likes JJ on Sunday

>>151798645
brady also likes my bussy nobody was seething about that here

>>151798645
Why would anyone seethe?
Nobody cares about perennially hurt qbs.

>>151798701
Stafford was called injury prone 2 years in then went like 9 years without a single injury
Unless you sustain a serious injury that has permanent effects, like a PCL or ACL tear, or sustain multiple concussions that suggest you're more susceptible to them, most injuries are luck based and rarely indicative of injury proneness

>>151798756
stafford was injured all that time he just played through it

>>151798756
And?
What does that have to do with anything?
When he heals and throws for over 150 yards maybe people will start caring. Until then nobody is seething, nobody gives a shit.

>>151798792
2-0
Coming for the sweep

>>151797858
George floyd

>>151796026
They are both the similiar size fish but Eli extend his arm and shove his fish to the camera to make it looked bigger.
That is also a fairly small YFT for YFT standard while Tom's red snapper is quite above average for red snapper standard (i personally like red snapper taste a bit more than YFT)

67

>>151798245
Margin Callers run /nfl/

>>151798813
cumming for the bwc more like

>Throw for 470 yards and 4 TDs
>lose
bros I feel bad for Flacco. How do we get him to my Kangz before the deadline?

>>151798766
Stafford missed 23 of his first 32 potential starts
The revisionism is insane.

>>151797431
Wentz was just a black qb. Of course he had great highlights but was never going to be that good

>>151798682
You should commit suicide

>>151797431
Wentz was and has always been a 1st read QB. It's just that the 2017 eagles had an utterly insane receiver corps and scheme where the first read was open more than half of the time. That's also why Foles was able to succeed.

Wentz didn't horribly decline, he just hasn't had that kind of elite system. He had it a bit with the Colts but only against bad defenses

Where's my dude at?

>>151798990
kek retarded queefie detected

remember when cowshits were saying dak is the mvp?
i do.

The Dallass Cowboys SUCK

>>151798990
I’ll give you props dude. Putting any level of trust in the Cowboys ever is idiotic, even if it was only on one side of the ball. I deserve being proven wrong so quickly. You win this round.

Are my Chiefs going to miss the playoffs?

>>151799125
stafford has to be the frontrunner now
the rams are having a very low key 6-2 season, especially for a team in that market. maybe because they haven't played in primetime a lot

>>151799125
Yeah I remember. Its been every single season since he was drafted

Will Dak "Nigger" Prescott make a comeback?

The Chargers HAVE to trade for OL. If they don't they are just giving up on the season. I don't understand the mentality of being willing to give up on the entire season just to save a draft pick.

>>151799291
don't know who could be a target for the interior, but for tackle help they should hit up the bears for braxton jones. theo benedet replaced him as the starter and they have a 2nd round rookie for additional depth, no point in him just rotting on the bench

>>151799260
No

Stat Padscott masterclass incoming

>>151799243
the one time they were on primetime they got outcoached and outplayed by the 49IRs so that makes sense

currently laughing at this dude >>151790013

>>151799432
>Stat Padscott masterclass incoming
you called that lol

>Cardinals loss looks better
>Cowboys win looks worse
Man

How did Dak fool an entire franchise to give him that contract

>>151799369
Sounds like a fucking plan. They won't do shit.

Just made some ice cream for patti

>>151799238
The League better hope they do.

luv me some good old cowboys torture porn

Week 9 is over.
KWABOTW???

>>151799923
patti under fifty percentini

>>151799832
Same. They deserve this and more. Annoying fanbase

the Cards really do have dem boyz's number, huh?

>>151799958
eh they put up a fight against a good team, they are minimally kwabbed.

>>151799593
Yeah, the Bears probably wouldn't trade him unless they got a ridiculous return. OL depth is important

>>151799923
the absolute state of gaysconsin

kiss da rangz

BASED Jon Gannon

>>151799923
Packers for sure
Lions a runner up for running their mouths shit talking Mccarthy for like 6 weeks

who is the QB of the dallas cowboys?

friendly reminder that people thought Dak was an MVP candidate this year.

brisket is an honorary white QB

>1 seed falls in their lap
>everyone else in contention for the 1 seed loses
>rest of the division loses

Brisket found yet another perfect place to take over the starting job.

Bo Nix will be a fraudulent number 1 seed

>>151800123
Is this true?

>>151800176
Brisket seems like he's well liked wherever he goes.

>>151799566
>an entire franchise
Just jerry

>>151800178
I see 4 wins.

-ACK Prescott

hol up
we dem berds

Is Jerry ever going to stop being humiliated at Jerryworld?

>>151799243
Jalen Hurts will be the front runner in a few weeks if the Eagles do well. They have a lot of primetime games against good teams and has surprisingly good stats so far.

LGTSS;
>Dalass

>>151800149
He's a great game manager and a solid QB (this makes him much better than Kyler btw)

>>151800157
>Eagles may finally break the curse
I should feel hopeful yet why do I feel like the cost of this is going to invoke some sort of horrid retribution by the powers that be?

JJ McCarthy has played a grand total of 3 good quarters.

>>151800221
This seems to be a reward from the football gods for slaughtering the chiefs and saving football.

>>151800178
3-0-1 at minimum

>>151800219
>gets sacked
Sack Prescott
>throws an INT
Dak Pickscott
>does both in a game
Sack Pickscott

Q>Blo Dix

Only three more days til Denver Broncos football :-)

>>151800197
that's the point, they beat shitters 4 times to all but seal the 1 seed. if they make it to the owl they will be annihilated by an actual good team like the Rams or Eagles.

>>151798146
Why isn't he playing?
Why isn't Jake Brisket a regular starter given the absolute state of QB play in this league? He could probably unfuck the browns offense (again) at this point.

The queefies have no valor. All they do is flee when they lose. They cannot handle adversity like lawyers

I skipped this game to read A Song of Ice & Fire. That shit is so fucking good, no wonder why fans fucking hate the author for never releasing Wind of Winter.

>>151800176
He's only 32, it's not like he's 40, he looks good and in control of the offense.

>>151800262
>Chiefs
>shitters
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Gayest teams in the league right now

Queefs
shEagles
plastic Rams

>>151800277
Everyone looks good against dallas

>>151800277
The offense looked way better with Brisket in.

>>151800092
Didn't know he was a jew till I saw this

NFC West best division in football
4/4 for the week, 3 of which were on the road
combined point differential of 68

>>151800285
He's looked good for a few weeks now

just saw some dude say "Patrick Mahomes is the best Quarterback" so I beat the shit out of him then diarrhea'd in his mouth while shouting "BIX NOOD GOING DEEEEEEEEP" and everyone clapped

>>151800299
>played against the cowboys, giants, commies and saints
the only somewhat impressive win is the cardinals

Love me a good Skip Bayless Twitter meltdown

>>151800285
He also played well against the Colts and Packers.

>>151800277
He's a C tier quarterback who can play better than your typical struggling young quarterback on any given day. That makes him a good backup quarterback, probably one of the best.

>>151800322
he hasn't really melted down about this game sadly. i think he's resigned to the cowboys being shit

>>151800321
>worst defense in the league
>somewhat impressive
Put down the retard juice

>>151800312
kiwi just don't miss

>>151800312
Bet they cheered too

Begals vs Cowboys would be a good shit on shit D match up but technically we did see one.

>thro pix SB run loading
for some reason im just not convinced by the donkies
they play down to competition alot

>>151800312
Now that is freaking epic

>retros on TNF to btfo the Raiders
Based

This win might confirm that the team lines brisket over Kyler

>>151800275
Why would you honeydick yourself like that?
It will never be finished

>>151799923
Packers
Cowboys 2nd

>>151800365
>>151800374
Raiders look a lot better with Bowers back, Geno just needed a White TE so save him.

>>151800388
geno is fucking awful

>>151800385
Cheeky of Bo Nix to match his yards with the year he was born

>>151800385
Herbert is doomed with Alt out for the season, it's never been more ogre for him. Both his starting tackles are out for the season, they might as well just let him take the rest of the year off.

>>151800388
They played a Jags team that couldn't tackle shit. I think Denver wins that game, but Bo Nix being inept means I would never bet on it.

>>151800339
>Literally the worst team on point differentals in 4th quarter this season and in week 9
I'm a berds fan so yes the cowboys D is ass but we just give games away for some reason.

>>151800398
lmao

>>151800398
kek

>>151800385
>lead leading passer is averaging 268.4 passing yards per game
is the league actually respecting the run again or are QBs shit now?

Dook Poopscat

>>151800356
Why not go full crazy experimental and hire a Madden eSports champion for your DC? What's the worst that can happen

>>151800396
He had 4 TDs last game, 3 went to Bowers

>>151800406
Is milf man still around?

>>151800374
They just need to be the regular or alta. They're too clean and nice compared to modern

>>151800424
didnt watch the game huh
hes fucking awful

>>151800424
that doesnt refute his point

>>151800432
Since they just changed them I think it's like a 3 or 4 year wait to change it again

>>151800168
lol is this real?

>>151800418
Scouts have gone overboard on drafting for attributes >black qbs instead of QBs who can actually process and properly see the field and run an NFL offense

>>151800312
Keeek funniest shit I've read on this basket weaving website

How much did they pay Dak?

I don't think there's a Cowboy fan alive who thinks Dak can get them an SB ring. I think it's only Jerry left who thinks that.

>>151800418
Two high safeties, shortage of competent O linemen, >black qbs,

jennys robot period is late

Will Jerry make Maxx trade?

>>151800477
I BELIEVE
WE
DEM
S
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Y
Z

>>151800432
I do like the 90's Broncos head too, maybe just use the regular uniforms but switch between the D logo and the modern logo

>>151800502
dak a 2nd and a 1st for geno and maxx
whi says no?

>>151800508
Ooo yeah i like that

Was Mahomes trying to pull a Rice on Lloyd

>>151800531
What a dirty player faggot
I hope someone breaks his knees soon

I need pictures of Jerry Jones looking especially old and decrepit. Post your worst.

>>151800469
Yards/game being under 300 is a very recent trend (2023 to now). Looking at the QBs drafted in the first round recently, I see 9 in the last 24 that fit that description. Three of those are white.

>>151800543
i see so many of these whiplash win % charts that im pretty certain their al gore rhythm is just made up nonsense

And just fuckig bring back the Redskins logo, goddamn. A fucking W is all they could come up with? The Seminoles still use their native American logo

>>151800571
No, I think there's just been a lot of meme games this year for whatever reason

>>151800584
Who cares

>>151800597
I care

>>151800596
Props to the opposing player calling to the medical staff immediately

>>151800611
>t. autist

I showed my mom the Jayden Daniels injury and she diagnosed him with “spaghetti bones”

>>151800597
>>151800620
What a faggot ass reply you waste of air. Why did it need changing in the first place with your faggot ass additude

wtf happened to the NFCE?

>>151800626
he's got Skattelbow

>>151800617
That's Alex Singleton, he also had a nasty injury not too long ago. He knew what was up

>>151800635
retarded owners

>>151800639
kek
took me a couple reads

You know what time it is spee

The jets should have kept sam darnald. They fucked up.

>>151800543
Imagine throwing for 470 yards with 4 TDs and still losing. Bungles defense is so dogshit.

>>151800634
Who cares lol. You're getting worked up over the branding of a billion dollar sports franchise. Get a life.

>>151800688
kek shut up you defeated ass commietard

>>151800688
Faggot

Denver Broncos play the Las Vegas Raiders on TNF

>>151800543
I think this one takes the cake, I've never seen that many shifts.

>>151800634
Most based LA fan take I’ve seen

Caleb
Williams

The bengals offense and browns defense should come together to form one tram from Ohio. They'd dominate the league together. Ghe ohio brengals.

>>151796026
>Tom still looking nice, shirtless, in his mid 40's, with the shirt off, deep ocean fishing
>Eli scared to take his thermal long sleeve off on the boat
Eli, obviously. He's still insecure.

>>151800429
around and eagerly waiting for Tua to get his designated seasonal concussion

>>151800725
Is a fag

Caleb
Bussy

>>151800584
>A fucking W is all they could come up with?
I hoped that they would go for the "Hogs" branding. I laugh every time I see that W.

>>151799923
Packers easily.
Panthers are responsible for 2 kwabotw so far.

Joe flacco should remain the bengals starter

I think myler Murray has officially lost his starting job. The Cardinals would be stupid to not stick with brisket. He looks so much better out there than Murray did

>>151800749
They should trade Burrow for some defense

>>151800757
I feel the same way about the 49ers. Keep Mac jones and trade away Brock Purdy.

>>151800758
BURROW TO THE JETS!!!

>>151800693
>>151800707
kwab

Fire Z-ACK Taylor

>>151796750
sweet Jesus

>>151796750
cringe

>>151800773
>gets injured early because their line is awful
>plays mediocre the next season
Rodgers 2.0

>>151800749
Nobody is a bigger fan of Joe Flacco than me here but he's nearly 41 years old and the Bengals aren't close. They need to trade Hendrickson for an early 2nd (they still want a 1st round pick but it's not happening) and clean out the coaching staff. People shit on Duke Tobin but there's a reason he doesn't have the official GM title it's Mike Brown and his daughter making most of the big decisions. Expanding the scouting staff could help they're notoriously one of the smallest in the league but given that costs money I doubt it'll happen. They need to steal Joe Brady from the Bills reuniting him with Burrow who was his playcaller at LSU seems like the most logical choice

>>151796891
The Bears will never amount to anything with a homosexual at QB

>>151800711
That's a fact, actually

>>151800825
A gay black dude you say, the nfl would love for him to win a owl and be the face of the league

>>151800825
Which gay QB are they signing? Or is there one coming up in the draft?

>>151800825
Worked for Rodgers and Brady

not sure if we're going to bootyblast the pats or if they're going to bootyblast us
i'm leaning towards the latter

My berds feeling BERISKY

>>151797969
now here's a guy who really really likes women

lel what a completely shit offense

DON'T WORRY BOYS JERRUH'S GOT A TRADE AHAHAHAHAHA

I forgot Aaron Rodgers was gay

>two gay QBs drafted last year
has that ever been done before?

Now that the dust has settled, what is Jerry Jones' secret trade?

>most popular team in sports
>sucks ass every year
>owner doesn't care
>fans getting more and more apathetic
At what point does Jewdell take the team from Jerruh
The biggest team in the league being shit and retarded every year is bad for business

>>151800923
Is that Maye on the right? Who's the other guy?

It's obvious that Aaron Rodgers late career resurgence is solely due to Mike Stud's ability to suck and fuck and fingerblast his asshole

>>151800938
3 first rounders for micah parsons

>>151800940
>most popular team in sports
I don't think that's true anymore

>>151800946
is his last name really >stud

>>151800945
Will Campbell his Left Tackle you cazzie

>>151800806
Stupid retards fucked up by getting rid of their DC

The Cardinals scored more points than the Cowboys.

>>151800825
>>151800843
>>151800850
>>151800874
>>151800916
>>151800923
>>151800946
If this is what you spend your time thinking about I have some bad news for you...

>>151800940
>At what point does Jewdell take the team from Jerruh

Never because they are still the league's most valuable team and it's not even close. Jerruh basically runs the league through his influence over the other owners as he's the owner of the highest priced team with the most connections.

>>151800950
Maybe not the most popular but definitely the highest valued team on Earth.

>>151800957
I'm supposed to know some literal who offensive lineman by sight? I'm not autistic like you, sorry.

I don't even know why, I just like seeing the Cowboys suffer

>>151800975
Who are you quoting?

>>151800958
Louie Anurumo is based but I doubt he could've done much more with their current personnel. The stuff about Logan Wilson and McKinley Jackson wanting to be traded is nuts to me. How do you allow so much discontent to go unaddressed? All this after the drama June-August with Stewart and Hendrickson. Completely out of touch franchise stuck in 2004

>>151800981
me. all of those posts were authored by me.

>>151800973
>top 5 draft pick is a literal who

You're a cazzie mutt lil bro accept it

>>151800946
Ugly looking jew rat

Milt Plum's got em seethin'.

>>151800998
flag checks out at least

>>151800981
You

>>151801004
did he get every call like mutthomes?

>>151800975
i do this and look like this

>>151801009
fugg

>>151800995
We get it, you're autistic

>>151801004
Michael Shannon looking ahh

>>151801004
Shoulder pads from back then look safer desu

>>151800403
>toughest schedule
>average efficiency
>top of the NFC standings
How do we explain the 2025 Eagles? Somehow they just win.

>>151801026
Knowing who top 5 picks are doesn't make you autistic. Now if I had known who that actual literal who Denzel Burke was before he dominated at corner tonight that'd be different. His 4th down pass deflection and 4th quarter pick on Dak was incredible. Cardinals found a diamond

>>151801054
wow this post is sooo high quality and clever

I just realized that on this play the Chiefs' pass blocking was so bad that Bosa thought it was a screen pass and stopped rushing LEL
They ended up somehow with 4 blocking 2 on the interior and a releasing TE alone with Bosa.

do chiefs fans really look like that

new in a few
>>151801070
>>151801070
>>151801070

>>151801069
Yeah it was one of those, "this is too good to be true" plays

Who are the Cards trading Kyler to?

>>151801088
The Jets, of course.

queefies will never be lawyers

>>151801108
New

>meant for it to say Pad instead of Pat but the post timer kept fucking up
Ah well just kill me now

I somehow think the Eagles will escape 2029 without entering cap hell despite that being literally impossible right now