Thread 151801538

FUCK DANA

Just cheeked who OUR UFC Heavyweight Champion is... and it's STILL Tom Aspinall.

when is woodleys new album releasing?

>>151801560
Reddit told me he lost?

its over

>>151801538 (OP)
Gane got those titties

ciryl gane's thin crust pizza

I make better pizzas

zesty lil thaang

>>151801560
Did you check your misc folder though?
I've been nice to you today see. Given you one of my best creepshots

Ganezza Hut

Nigger

>>151801633
This reminds me of that movie where that Japanese guy can stop time

>>151801674
Erm why?

Where is that stupid boy, he just runs off whenever he feels like it

ilia will lose his next fight. no fighter has ever gotten away with dishonoring their aoife

Stop the fight!

c...conor will lose.... THIS time!

>>151801633
>>151801697
You keep writing the wrong finns no I didn't and it is quite a daunting task so don't expect quick results

what happened to that fighter from reddit that was supposed to be on DWCS?

>>151801740
ducked

it has been revealed that all of tom aspinall's wins were scripted dives

>>151801736
Haha such a drama queen as always, sure

>>151801755
The bones-cord came to this conclusion aswell

Nigger

>>151801560
So you're telling me Tom retains the belt and Gane is considered a dirty fighter by the community? lol!

>>151801701
Nah fuck that!
>>151801807
Let's go for that.

Dana should simply cut all the poor fighters to avoid rigged fights.

>>151801871
Dana should pay the fighters less desu. Make them all live in the same building and fight every day like Amazon workers

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GALACTIC THROAT IS GIVING IT HIS ALL HE'S SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF THAT BBC JOE
JON MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE HERE

Nigger

>>151801912
Salute

>>151801897
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

I haven't been banned from /sp/ for ageesss. Did Jannie find a girlfriend or something?

IT IS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTvSrpxGd3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTvSrpxGd3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTvSrpxGd3I

I have it from insider sources that the british saxe coburg royal family is planning to strip asspinal of his citizenship due to his cowardice, in contrast Macron is willing to grant asspinal a french citizenship to reward him of being a quitting rodent.

>>151801979
TOTAL GOATNES VICTORY

Zattie the Baddie

Decided to embrace my "heritage" and sent doctored screenshot DMs to two ufc fighters with a fight coming up, groomed a young IC1 into showing her VanZants online and started a wholesale opioid business near a small thai village scheming to import over here

Ariel is based and he's a big part of the sport. It's a shame he doesn't have as much direct involvement. Everything needs a sneaky sly jew slithering around causing trouble and constantly getting called out. He's a villain and we need him for than ever. I miss his run ins with Dana.

>>151801982
>grown men drinking from straws
team zest

Ariel's rabbi mutilated him and molested him, possibly even give him stds as it is common among the hebrew community

I didn't even know who Isaac Dulgarian was until he got cut

>>151802071
>>151802056
>>151802040
Only the biggest losers in the world are Anti-Semitic.

how do I start jonesmaxxxing

>>151802081
is that what your rabbi said before he mutilated your dick and raped your asshole?

>>151802085
Go sleep with a Russian man

>>151802085
repress your homosexuality, develop a massive inferiority complex due to being the smallest brother, abuse numerous drugs and alcohol, blow out daner's o-ring and use that as leverage, fight exclusively fat old middleweights

Kinda gay that fighters can't bet on themselves to win.

>>151802081
I have no problems with my local bossman just helwanis

T>>151801553
ruth is the gane was rigged from the start.

>>151802127
then you can just split your winnings with the loser who you pay off to lose

Imagine ripping some bongs and placing some stacked parlays with anik and herzog

>>151802143
who will be the next great white hope if gane beats tom in the rematch

>>151802040
You'll dance for me BRROOYhhyyyyy

>>151802162
JDM. Always has been.

The English saddo is really well and truly done for. That's actually crazy

growing a mustache that looks so vile and predatory it makes turd aspinall look like an upstanding normal citizen with non-retarded children

>Ngubu ducked Jake
Holy shit kek

Tom Asspissanal KWABOTY?

>>151802198
Still Jon. The weaker Tom looks, the bigger bitch this makes Jones who was scared of him.

Why shouldn't fighters fix fights, the goyFC is robbing them blind anyway

>>151802137
Hmm good point

>>151802227
Suck my bawls. Playa!

Did that huge ONE card happen already?

>>151802223
JewFC

>>151802244
November 16 b

Started from the bottom now we here

>>151801538 (OP)
It's funny because Bon Gamin probably cheats more than the literal who on the left.

>>151802223
Dana pays those bums way too much already

>>151802251
fuggen hell b his dads a pedo?

>>151802278
Mane 12 to win & 12 to show up is pennies theyd have to fight AND win at least three to four times a year to make fighting more worthwhile than a 9 to 5, or than ONE or PFl for that matter

Sneed

It's so boring today

>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity
>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing
>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't hide her disgust
>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair
>links up with Khabitch and acts all friendly instead of heeming the cunt, even listens to his retarded advice
>gets his shit pushed in in the fight
>Gane is jabbing Aspinall's nose off him
>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally
>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit
>robs Gane of the belt
>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year
>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage
>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs
>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act
>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels and redditors turn on him, including current and former fighters
>Aspinall's team initiates a media campaign claiming the fight should've ended in Gane's disqualification
>the very next week, one of Aspinall's main sparring partners and close friends Ante Delija eye pokes his opponent Waldo Cortes-Acosta
>one of Waldo's eyes is visibly damaged
>decides to continue to fight
>immediately knocks Delija the fuck out and calls out Aspinall for being a bitch made coward

There has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions

>>151802208
Shut up nigger

>>151801674
There’re at least 3 different ones with the same premise

>>151802310
Perhaps that’s because it’s the middle of the week and there’s no fight card

>>151802278
>I’m a faggot cuck who loves to worship Jewish penis
We already knew that you fat Amerikike

>>151802287
Dey culcha bappa

>>151802314
We don’t sign our posts here.

Jonny Boner Jones

he posted all that and I ain't reading any of it kek

>>151802327
I didn't thougheverbeit (97% finn 3% margin of error)

Gogogaga

>>151802330
Hey mate can you please stop
impersonating me?

>>151802318
Oh alright then

>>151802341
why are you replying to yourself you incel freak?!

Shit I left it on

Elon said he literally going to put a Dogecoin on the moon. I cst fucking wait for this pump

>>151802327
I didn't thougheverbeit (97% finn 3% margin of error)
>>151802353
Are you a 12 year old boy in 2021

You reckon ninas ever gotten staph from her extracurricular proclivities

Plane of immanence

>>151802374
My money (liquid, superheavyweight) is on jojua

>>151802349
I’m not, and I’m not sure why my asking that you stop impersonating me drew such a strange reaction out of you.

>>151802349
>>151802389
you've both got a date with destiny, i'll heem youse stiff

Click on that refresh button you dirty slut

Dick Chaney bros...

Islam is roiding up and already putting out bullshit to explain it dude is gonna be like 200lbs and murder JDM

>>151802429
Sure you will. You didn’t show up the last 20 times but this time will be different

“Who am I compared to Jon Jones? Well, real talk, I’m bigger than Jon Jones, I’m stronger than Jon Jones, and I’m faster too. I’ve got better boxing, better wrestling for MMA, and I’m more well-rounded. I’ve learned from everything he did and everything that came after. Like, yeah, what he did worked great in his era, but I’m here now, and the game’s evolved. I don’t wanna sound cocky, but why are you guys still acting like he’s untouchable?”

Toilet Tom

He test positive, he caught using IV, he only take easy matchup with JDM? Some things like this?

Nobody care brazza. Who cares? Nobody.

>>151802458
Creabloat only lasts a couple weeks

Honestly? Tom aspinall would really need a handler to show him how to act in public and tell him what to say in the media

>>151802487
Would? If what?

>>151802458
The chickens were fed russian vitamins brazza

>would
Illiterate motherfucker.

>>151802251
as was depicted in the picture, wonk nose

Plane of immanence

Nah fuck that

Any update about the status of Thomas Binhole's peeping orbs ?

How many different colors can Tom see from each of his eyes now?

Just stop the stop the cope aspinall. You are not an elite fighter you will never become a heavyweight champion. Retire from the sport and persue uhhhhh something tards like you are good at

>>151802538
Well he was a bouncer, before a drunken lady knocked him out, that is

Tom should go camping in Morocco

>>151802523
Your cheating coonape lost. It’s time to get over it

Keisha grey is ready to fight in heavyweight.

French mma is controlled by nafri.

>>151802564
Is it true that you gonned yourself into mental asylums ? Respect if true

>>151802453
Reporting in

>>151802567
La creatura

Gooned*

>>151802567
I'm glad she's dead
Disfigured deranged mentally ill freak

>>151802585
Negative props for knowing who that it

>>151802567
Who's the cadaver

>>151802585
The welsh longman better not hear you say that

>>151802585
We don’t sign our posts here.

Just lost on a fruit machine following the footsteps of gladiators like sergei "pav" pavlovich and alexander "volk" volkanovski before me

This place is so dogshit during non-american posting hours.

>>151802575
Asylums are kino in brazil. Because south america men kill nafris tourist.

Based haitian

>>>/r9k/83010611
>>>/r9k/83010611
>>>/r9k/83010611

>>151802594
Buffy actress

>>151802615
The dogshit is a better consistency during eurochad hours dry and fluffy american hours is like thawing dog diarrhoea

Alright I've had enough, spammy go ahead and obliterate this French faggot.

Dee don't come in ye?

>>151802544
I always thought Broner was strong and stocky. He's fucking tiny. His legs literally look like Grasso's

>>151802622
What the hell

And don't be a rat, because all rats get caught.

>>151802634
His name is david "tank" gervais

>>151802629
Love are you playing with dumbbells again

>>151802641
Is he related to Ricky “The Pasty” Gervais?

>>151802635
She was my wife.

Her name is david "tank" gervonta

Nafri left the thread after my brazil haitian story.
The world is not europe.

L E V E L

>>151802717
I cosneed the power of the world

>>151802717
>>151802723
I'm seeing double

>>151802723
Blacked actor fucked the nafri anissa kate and yasmin kahn.

French nafri sisters, wife, daughters got blacked too.
Come in France if you want to turn black.

Jordan zebo heemed the french nafri baki

>>151802732
Im brazilian.

>>151802735
Post about MMA or I'll hurt you fucking badly.

>>151802562
It was a no contest but Thomas Binhole lost the story.

>>151802740
YOU GOOD YOU TALKING TO PEOPLE ?

>>151802738
My deepest condolences

I might slide up on your block with intelligence.

>>151802749
At least im not a nafri.
Remember how talbbot heemed that algerian guy ?

>>151802747
that's a man

Send me 2-3 hours fishing and forget.

>>151802742
The smelly coonape you worship lost. Get over it

>>151802756
Let's not talmbout our ethnic makeup b it gives me ptsd

>>151802670
So you're a casual in Boxing too. That's Broner dressed like a tacky weirdo as usual. Davis is tiny too, no way does he deserve that name. The gay skinny Jeans really expose these little rodents

>>151802659
Kek

>>151802767
Gane literally won the entire fight before Aspinal quit by the way. Not sure how you missed that, it's literally all anybody was talking about.

Four title shots in his last 7 going for a fifth now, how does he do it

>>151802775
Gane is a french brazilian. Not a weak nafri who let his wife, sisters, and daughter being fucked by 3 black dicks at the same time.

Current Islam would finish the Islam from 10 years ago in one round by submission

>>151802783
Zis is not e joke oui haha

Heem or be heemed

>>151802775
The stinking french coonape you worship lost. Get over it

*enters thread*

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhDX_riU9j8

>>151802803
He looks quite hygienic. Post your picture

>>151802815
>must defend blacks for massa
Fuck off zogbot

>>151802809
Lots of chinese heemsters in the chat

I hate when they force two young prospects like barcelos and ricky simon to fight each other

>>151802822
this pathetic sissy white boi is seething
not our fault tommy is a little bitch

>>151802847
We don’t sign our posts here.

Tom still can't see

>ME EYE ME PEEPERS ! AAAH NO PLEASE CIRYL STOP HITTING ME !! REF I QUIT ! I QUIT ! ME ORB HURTS I JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO ME HOME !!!
KWABOTY

Tom is a legit retard like Giovanni Ribisi in The Other Sister

>>151802864
The smelly coonape you worship lost. Get over it

The wife of my future kids Zhang Weili fights in 2 weeks :)

>>151802873
Fucking retard.

>>151802873
She doesn't even ovulate b

>>151802871
GOOD MORNING SAAR

>>151802871
Nah everyone still mocks Tom for being a bitch. He's the eternal UFC KWABOTY.
>>151802873
will her thighs be glistening

KWABOTY is still Dricus
Though Tomala is not far behind

>>151802873
>>151802882
Hands off pal(s)

>>151802887
You are a fat disgusting mutt mong
>>151802893
You’ve been seething for a week on end because the ugly smelly coonape you worship cheated and rightfully lost. It’s time to get over it

>>151802770
That's not me (albeit an excellent impersonation) and I'm not a cazzie I don't watch poohxing

>>151802873
Weili is 36 years old

>>151802910
Autistic children with sino uralic genes will be unstoppable

Khabib posted in Philly.

>>151802903
You're clearly the one seething by being a low IQ chudcel. It's probably hurting your feelings that the white boi you worship got exposed as a bitch ass quitter.

>>151802916
You’ve been spamming this thread for literally a week because the ugly black mongoloid you worship got dq’d for being a disgusting cheating frenchoid. It’s time you got over it

Aspinall is romani not White

France vs England, a tale as old as time.

>>151802920
Again, not our fault if Tom has been exposed as a bitch, even more after that Waldo bum continued to fight and knocked out Tom's friend. Tom is going to be mocked for being the bitch he is until the rematch, then he'll get knocked out cold and exposed as a fraud bitch and we'll laugh at the Tommysissies again.

>>151802931
The only person who got exposed is the smelly blackape you worship. He tried to cheat and he was rightfully disqualified. It’s time you got over it

>>151802941
How's your eye m8 any chance of a vlog update from andy?

>>151802914
Go to this house if you wanna find him. The brazzas stay there until fight day.

>>151802903
>>151802871
>>151802822
>>151802803
>>151802767
Gane Derangement Syndrome

Clozapig isn't finnish by the way he's at best russian at worst a traitor

Literally 97% thougheverbeit abdigadir

Getting a tattoo as a man is gay

>>151802975
Clozapedo’s entire family were killed in the holocaust, have some respect

>>151802953
Worship blacks more muttkike

No "helwani" was "furloughed" during the "espn merger" though they should have been

Clonazenonce is an 84 year old auschwitz survivor

Josh Emmett has recently announced he has considered going by the nickname "the fighting falmer". Thoughts??

>>151803065
I am sorry for your loss and finland supports you 100%

>>151802312
This is still true no? There is no reason to believe Tom wouldn't destroy any man in history in the cage. Gane cheated.

>>151803101
He has lost 3 times to different men

So Evan Tanner, whatever happened to that guy.

>>151803114
He fucking died man

>>151803114
Couldn't handle the heat

HAMMER CURLS AND K-1

>>151802081
Indians are wrong about everything and suck at fighting.

DICK CHENEY IS DEEEEEEEAAAD!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

>>151803151
Hearing runors Dereck Lewis is set to knock out his corpse

>>151802081
fuck you

>>151803188
You prove his point

The jews have conquered the world so to combat them I plan to never marry nor have children BUT I will occasionally post variations of the phrase "We cannot follow them" on a 70 user forum.

We cannot follow them

Of course the braindead bong immediately steals my idea. Zero creativity mong.

Heem riggy https://www.foxnews.com/sports/ufc-cuts-fighter-after-sportsbooks-flag-unusual-betting-activity-his-first-round-loss

Shout out James Krause

JAMES KRAUSE!

Government Lackey: Um, uh, Mr White?
Dana: YEAH
Government Lackey: Th-th-there are some *gulps* s-some irregularities in the betting around the Dulgarian fight. Um, we think, uh, we think you should, maybe, uh, pull the fi-
Dana: SHUT THE FUCK UP GOOF JON JONES IS THE GREATEST FIGHTER OF ALL TIME

>>151803238
We don’t sign our posts here.

>>151802914
He's succumbed to superficial consumerism. I'd did take many years albeit

we do sign our posts here

braindead retard

>>151803298
bappa no offense but for someone not following you sure perk up for the bell

Honestly don't see islam beating jdm no matter how much creatine he's eating

>>151803231
>We cannot follow them

>>151803344
Exactly. Imagine thinking Belal could ever lose a round to Volk. We'd all wake up after a long nap to find out he won 50-43

>>151803372
How is that relevant?

>>151803376
Calm down b you have following to post about

>>151803380
What?

>>151802244
Retards booked it for the same night as JDM vs Islam

>>151803391
>t.

Thinking the sport is actually dead now. No one will be happy with any result from here on out.

>>151803460
I'd rim your mum

its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVG4F0gJKSo

Ngannou is actively ducking Jake Paul.

/box/ won.

Dont care about boxing talk about MMA or get a job

Jake unironically TKOs Francis in the later rounds.

Jake better look twice before he crosses the road from now on

>>151803503
On Planet Retard, maybe.

>>151803514
heh, I got bad news for you pal

love onions green great piece

Nigger

>>151803526
This made me think how Rags and Knicks play dozens of games at MSG every year but for MMA plebs one single event per year is a massive deal and everyone considers it some kind of honor to fights there kek. Tinpot sport

280lb+ former UFC, current PFL Heavyweight champion Francis Ngannou is ducking a fight against Jake Paul on Netflix for millions of dollars.

Wasted away angain in Schaubgaritaville.....

>>151803608
It's because he knows he's washed.

I wonder if anyone placed a bet for the fight to end in a no contest. Is that even a valid betting line? Kek

Dick Cheney is perpetually getting heemed in Hell now

>>151803705
Slobbin on Satan's nob

>>151803608
Kek what a fucking DUCK

Arthur Jones: Hey, who's that
Satan: Oh fuck it's Dick Cheney

Who the hell is that

What the hell kinda name is Dick

Got a new garmin watch with heem features

>>151803846
What the hell kind of name is Juhani?

>>151803927
Hebrew

I was rooting for the rich kid on TUF, fuck poorfags and wagies

>>151803962
I havent watched TUF sine I was in High School...back wheb I used to fuck guys like you

test

I think Gane wins the rematch

I think the other fight on the card that was fixed other than the Dulgarian fight was the Dumas fight, because he tried to tap to the submission before it was in

>>151804059
Dumas is an omega can though, what made the Bulgarian fight weird was that a grappling prospect was suddenly making white belt mistakes

>>151803885
Any water sports presets?

>>151804080
even bums can take dives

islam tasted the power of moneyberg moicano and decided he could no longer swim in the shark tank lightweight division. honestly? respect

My prediction since you asked is a SD victory for europe's giacomo della maddalena

>>151804131
Lmao it's got tubing. It's even got gaming and trolling, will be using the latter for posting in heem

>>151804186
I think that is a fair assessment

Does your watch have trolling presets?? Didn't think so nerd

on the one hand islam got his face rearranged by dustin and volk but on the other hand jdm went life and death with kevin holland and basil habibi. an all around bum fight really send them pfl and forget

Bad news for our sport

Nigger

Wish my watch had 4chan though that would rock

>>151804247
Fuck you

we got any niggalback fans in portrigul?

>>151804227
>everyone le sucks and is a bum
Why even watch at this point

Well, guys, it seems UFC is done.
what now?

Is jon jones reach really that long

>>151804340
Nothingburger

>>151804247
There is no place for you hear

Tyrone Woodley - I'll meat yo azz

>>151804247
Many are saying this

>g-grow up!
Here’s your “prize” fighter folks

>>151804435
Can you keep this gay shit in /box/ WDGAF

>>151804435
Kobe died for this

>>151804435
Why isn’t Ngubu serving life in prison as we speak?

>>151804443
God don’t like ugly

>>151804421
Badass

>>151804468
Wow. You really went there huh.

>>151804474
It's slang for gay buttsex bro

>>151804468
Due process is a thing

Dick Cheney man, what happened to that dude.

>>151804492
He literally drove his motorcycle through a starving African woman while killing his own kid and drinking the blood

>>151804521
I trust the african justice system

Francis Ngannou is Satan

Hap

we cannot follow them

I could out-zest Ilia, I'm just not interested in doing so.

Herr ZOG(Mr. Zionist Occupied Government), Ari doesn't want you to know.

I saw Francis Ngannou run over a teenage girl with his motorcycle

>>151804053
Excellent post.

Did /heem/ vote today?

Tom bros, our response?

>>151804633
Honesty? We've all been there.

They say Ngannou is acting like Hitler, but how is he acting like Hitler when he is a fucking nigger?

>>151804053
Honesty? We've all been there.

>>151804724
Going to do it after work. Gonna write-in Hitler for all my nominations

>>151804757
I don't follow ariel I wouldn't know

>>151804757
Racists like you need to be heemed

>>151804771
Clitler was a stunning brave trans BBC slut who oinked xerself

>>151804435
Didn't that nigga kill a little girl?

>>151804757
He's Nigger Hitler

>>151804837
It was self defense

>>151804788
So that means you need to be heemed too, you major league chud.

>>151804858
I have justice on my side

Francis Ngannou is genociding black Africans.

>>151804728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTvSrpxGd3I&list=RDqTvSrpxGd3I&start_radio=1

Ngannou is a worthless subhuman nigger that killed someone while drunk driving lol

>>151804772
You're literally Ari's top guy, what are you gonna do?

Ya spazzin n spunkin on that thang, playa

>>151804921
Turn on the monitor in your mothers bedroom.

>>151804891
They were two unrelated and unfortunate accidents

Let’s heem racism. We are all one heeman race.

>>151804941
You think Ari and Ariel go to the same synagogue

Wherever Ngannou goes, death follows him, we can't follow 'em

>>151804921
drunk?

>>151804482
Fuck!

>>151804993
Of course, the synagogue of Satan (just a normal synagogue)

Ngannou is the only heavyweight with a confirmed kill. Let that sink in.

Cool it with the antisemitism

Racism and antisemitism? Today is a dark day for /heem/. Do better next thread.

What makes Italy so racist?

>>151805087
Brown people are easily the most racist of any group.

Let's start a podcast, heem.

>>151805087
Rigatony dick

>>151805087
Their food sucks so they are angry.

>>151805087
we're not. That guy is just a lonely bitter incel

>>151805138
This is a crazy ass take coming from Finland

>>151805180
Is it though?

>>151805138
I guess it's not kosher enough for you

>>151805180
He's Russian

Hawk Tuah

>>151805215
That's racist man.

Gane said the eye pokes were not intentional, i think this clears up the story

TRUTH NUKE

you WILL go down in the first

>>151805230
Yeah I know

>>151805260
Honestly? Respect

Why is noguba beefing with jake paul

>>151805107
Italians aren't brown, just the terroni from the south.

Winner takes all
Loser takes the fall
Gabriel Bonfim (18-1) vs Randy Brown (20-6)
Combined winstreak of 4
5 round main event
Hosted in the world famous UFC Apex

Randy Browns lips offend me

>Nigganou ducked JP
oh no no no no no.... MMA sissies not like this..

fixedgoyfightleaugeFC

Ngannou fought THE great nigga killer Tyson Fury, i don't believe a second he would duck Jake "Bitch" Paul.

Since the tides have turned I think we can all agree that this fight was rigged. #EndAsianDiscriminationNOW

banger alert

>>151805427
Deny Vishnu

banger alert!

>>151805430
WDWTCH

Many are saying i am literally Anatoly Malyhkin

>>151805450
Jake Peacock FUCKING weems

>>151805450
Half of these will be catchweight non-title fights

>>151805474
so what

ufc is fake, ive been telling you

>>151805488
Diminishes the allure

>>151805526
only if youre a faggot (you are)
>my monitor status: on

>>151801546
Fucking cuck bitch eat that log of shit

Brokeback Brazza

>>151805494
Who's the gash?

Gonna heem a cheddar and bacon 'zza

>>151805625
Pic or didnt happen

>>151805582
Piggynovski tryna suckle on he sexy Slamdaddy’s THANG I fear

So do people really think makhachev has a chance of winning?

>>151805692
Don't you know the PUNCHERS CHANCE?

>>151805692
JDM is a caveman I don't want him to be champion wonk nose freak monitor is on btw

>>151805726
I'm a nose freak so I support nose freaks.

bare demicky individuals ITT

>>151805650
bro what

Power for power

>>151805874
You an expat ?

>>151804237
That would be on the commission lol.
>>151804340
You know they can't stop every boxing and mma match that has betting anomalies right? This has been a staple in combat sports since the beginning. Or any 1v1 sport.
You know how many shitty movies have a fighter who's supposed to take a dive, then he doesn't because muh integrity and has to go on the run?
Luke and Ariel need content because of the drought.

Cut this freak

>>151805692
We all agree that Pigalena will be spanked, spunked and SPLIT down the middle by his sexy Slamdaddy’s schlong, sadly

>>151805087
The moors (africans) invaded and blacked italy, spain and greece in the past, they have african dna that pumps inside them so they are allowed to say the n word

Giacomo? Giacomo heema

>>151805917
There is literally no way to stop it. Same way you can't stop insider trading. No one could stop me from approaching a betting favorite fighter and offering them money to lose. Only way would be to stop sports betting which will never happen kek.

Jiri fucking hates Tomala kek

heeminder creatine bloat only lasts a couple weeks. this nigga on a different juice for this one

>>151805913
you think citizens know about this site?

>>151806069
Yes

>>151805988
when will thinkcels learn?

JDM will become the GOAT when he heems Islam. It’s perfect MMAmath. You can’t dispute it. Prove me wrong, you literally can’t.

>>151806110
while i don't speak their language so my info may be lacking i think they mainly use ig and snapchat plus forums are too niche in general

Two twos Gane heems in the rematch senpai, top left.

>>151806155
Shutup larping ho

>>151805489
Let's list some obviously fake fights/dives
>Lewis vs Tuivasa
>Petrosyan vs Shartputin
>Gane vs Jones

>>151806182
the odds are you're an indian

Skibidi unc rizz ohio

>>151806202
Racism=foolishness

>>151806355
You can't be racist against non humans, such as Indians

https://youtu.be/-jv2NmEP1B4
zogbros....

>>151806370
bingo

Tuporia
Merab
Volk
Perreira
Islam/JDM

Now that the dust has settled
Was he the worst "champ" in the history of the UFC?

>>151805489
Everything is.

>>151806590
Hopefully ny dna test too

this was his secret tell that the fight was fixed

>>151806628
did it say something something turkic something something slavic

>>151806646
Her(((zog)))

glad the imitator era ended

gamblin' herb dean

gamblin' her zog

You're nigger hillibilly

Herb Deans wife fucks black men. Food for thought.

I'm mentally Indian and physically Mexican

>>151806964
kek that's funny

*to the tune of Im every woman*
Aiiiieeeemann Zahabbiiiii

>>151806958
Profound.

It would be really funny to see Islam get knocked out in the first minute. Like imagine giving up your belt and moving up to a new weight class only to have it backfire on you immediately. It would also shake the whole mma world to its core.

Islam? You mean Diet Khabib.

>>151807307
With all the rigging and fake fights coming to light, this is likely going to happen. Piggslam's only chance was the UFC wanting to pander to Saudis and rigging the fight for them (like they rigged the scorecards in the first Volk fight and let him use IVs to rehydrate). Now that the cat is out of the bag we will have a few months of real fights. Piggslam is cooked

Really hespec Goob for gooning to Jolie Porier. She's a beast of a pig faced pawg milf. I would shoot massive ropes just from putting the tip in. Well played Conor.

>>151807477
Agreed

Cinema

>>151807601
I feel like this one won't be very good

>>151807601
An absolutely dimeless affair

>>151807601
Why the fuck are they making a second one didn't the first one suck hardcore penis?

>>151807707
It has terry funk and patrick swaiyze in it it's nothing special but it's okay

>>151807601
How’s that going to work when they all hate each others guts

>>151805921
Strip the cunt at the very least

>>151807777
wonderboy and mvp are chill

Death to aidspinall
Death to the royal family
Death to "great" britain

>>151807812
Because they’re both pedos

>>151807601
Did the first one do well?

>>151807842
isn't that just mvp's dad? as for thompson wasn't colby just talking shit??

>>151807601
cinematagrapgie is back

>>151807954
he looks like a david firth character
>>151807908
it was a streaming service release so we can never really know

>>151807601
>director
Hap
>producer
Ace

At least now when I call rigged for every result I don’t like, there will be legitimacy. In fact I think everyone should be doing that. This sport was never real anyway

McGregor's spaghetti leg was definitely real

>>151805985
>Only way would be to stop sports betting which will never happen kek.
why?

Strange faggot hours. Shant be participating

>>151808266
Monitor

what if islam finishes jdm in the first minute will people say that jack was never good?

>>151807601
>Poodley in Anno Domini 2025
If a token black guy was so indispensable, why not go for somebody funny like Usmeng?

>>151807837
Lol back to the front lines zigger

tfw the schizoids keep being right

>>151807837
Worry about those drones up in ya bussy playa!

>>151808396
what the hell is wrong with Darren in that picture and Luke didn't look right either

People really saw the sleaziest, most disgusting, repulsive mentally ill freak to ever pollute the world as the president of the UFC and thought to themselves “Yeah, this sport is legit! No way their fights would be rigged.”

>>151808544
I love when ariel takes digs at him because he's so cut throat yet sticks to pure facts. Taking the piss out of his weight loss and retarded food mini series was gold.

Isn't that literally Ali Abdelaziz

>>151808377
Usman whispering his way through the script is a level of kino cazzies couldn't comprehend

Plunk that pied piper down on my poostick playa!

IT’S UP!!!
https://youtu.be/qArnOc1pyf4?si=Y71sjLQtta9eOZ6A

Shant be clicking

>>151808374
HOW BOUT I TAKE MY MOTHERFUCKIN GOD DAMN COVENANT. CHASE YOU DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING SNOW - YOU'RE RUNNING. YOU SEE A BUNCH OF US IN BLACK CLOAKS RUNNING TOWARDS YOU, YOU SEE ME IN A GOLD CLOAK. BIG, TALL, MUSCULAR, EVIL ASS MOTHERFUCKER RUNNIN AT YOU. FIRST I START OFF LIKE THIS CUS I DON'T NEED MY FULL SPEED TO CATCH YOU. THEN I SEE YOU START TO SPEED UP. THEN I START SPEEDIN. THEN I JUST GO *POINT* *POINT* AND I JUST SIC MY WHOLE COVENANT, AND THEY'RE JUST CHASING YOU, RUNNIN AT YOU LIKE WOLVES IN BLACK-IN BLACK CAPES. THEY TACKLE YOU. RUN THIS IS YOU RIGHT I'M ME THIS IS YOU. TACKLE YOU. UGHN! GRAB YOU. I CALL OVER ROCKS, SIGNALLING HIM. ROCKS COMES FROM BEHIND YOU. I HAVE ALL MY COVENANT CLOAKS RIPPING OFF YOUR CLOTHES. YOU'RE ASS NAKED IN THE SNOW STUCK! LIKE THIS. JUST STUCK. AND THEY'RE HOLDIN YOU DOWN YOU'RE LIKE "AUUUHH! AUUGHNUUUH!" I'M LIKE "ROCKS!" I MAKE THE SNAP. ROCKS RIPS OFF HIS CLOTHING. FLOPS OUT HIS BBC JUNIOR. ON THE FUCKIN RIGHT ASSCHEEK, ON THE LEFT. WHILE ALL MY COVENANT CLOAKS HOLD YOU DOWN. AND HE JUST FORCEFULLY FUCKS YOU, AND CHOKES YOU. "NGHN! NGHN!" AND YOU'RE LIKE "AAUUGHHAH! AUAAAEGHH!" AND HE JUST CHOKES YOU, BUSTING YOU. AND JUST HUMILIATE YOU. AND I COMMAND MY WHOLE CLOAKS TO STAND AROUND YOU, AND EJACULATE AND BUST NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FROZEN BODY, WHILE WE FORCE YOU TO LAY THERE AND FREEZE IN THE SNOW BITCH ASS NIGGA SUCK MY DICK

>>151809047
Kek what a brilliant mind.

Heeminder Luke Thomas is a 6"4 230lb deadlifting ex-Marine with a black belt in BJJ. Happily married and has kids.

He would fuck any of you losers up.

Nigger

>>151809127
He would cry if he got punched in the face

>>151809127
can his BJJ defend against my FMJ?

what exactly is wrong with losing on purpose?
How does it effect your life?

>>151809127
Marines are retarded

Dick Cheney was a b-b-beast

Nah fuck that!!


...but it's all good tho!

>>151809476
as a non-gambler, it ruins the entertainment I derive from watching sports. as a modern hedonist I decree that those that stand in the way of my fun deserve to die, or at least be put in prison.

Gianni the Greek’s chattering glossy mob cum stained teeth selling you on a contender series bet

>>151809676
So what?

>>151809668
makes sense

>>151809750
So the whole thing is actually cooked top to bottom

>>151809876
But I don't give a fuck so its all good though.

fuck off

Fairly certain all fights i lost on my bet slips were thrown, is there any way to prove this?

>>151809929
didn’t ask

VOLUMES.

matt schnell main event nigga lets go

Nigger

Dana will defect to Kash in the end and rat everyone the fuck out like it’s the Departed

>>151810160
This.

>>151810171
>>151810171
>>151810171
HEEM EARLY

Bo "Prelim" Nickal

>never did an early thread
>never linked shit

>>151810455
CSO

Bumping this threat just to cause problems