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Anonymous United Kingdom No.151801759 [Report] >>151801773 >>151802331 >>151802423 >>151802465 >>151802945 >>151803193 >>151803598 >>151804473 >>151804584 >>151805538 >>151811154 >>151814917 >>151830587 >>151835006 >>151835311 >>151837722 >>151837745 >>151840865 >>151842122 >>151844380 >>151850400
There has never been a single world class English footballer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151801773 [Report] >>151801778 >>151801781
>>151801759 (OP)
Go to bed Jock McHaggis
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151801778 [Report] >>151801787
>>151801773
It's true though
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151801781 [Report] >>151801787 >>151801792 >>151802563 >>151833773
>>151801773
Name one (1)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151801787 [Report]
>>151801778
>>151801781
>LOOK MUMMY IM TROLLING 4CHAN!
Anonymous United States No.151801792 [Report] >>151801799
>>151801781
Kenny Daglish
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151801796 [Report] >>151801814 >>151801819 >>151801970 >>151802416 >>151802485 >>151802569 >>151812979 >>151823334 >>151830460 >>151834987 >>151850305
Ashley Cole
Harry Kane
Jude Bellingham
Riob Ferdinand
John Terry
Gordon Banks
Bobby Charlton
Bobby Moore
Kevin Keegan
Jimmy Greaves
Peter Beardsley
John Barnes
Peter Shilton
Wayne Rooney
Anonymous United States No.151801799 [Report]
>>151801792
Go to bed, Pablo
Anonymous Canada No.151801808 [Report] >>151803163
David Beckham
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151801814 [Report]
>>151801796
of that entire list i honestly think only bobby charlton has any case
keegan was highly decorated but he was more of a hard grafter than a talent
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151801819 [Report]
>>151801796
None of them were ever the best in the world except by accounts of other players maybe Banks
Anonymous Germany No.151801970 [Report] >>151802355 >>151822657
>>151801796
>Ashley Cole
I have a terrible habit of always conflating this name and Sydney Cole
It makes for some awkward search entries
Anonymous Argentina No.151802331 [Report]
>>151801759 (OP)
what about Johnny English?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151802355 [Report]
>>151801970
You wanked off to Ashley, didn't you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151802416 [Report] >>151803619 >>151803661 >>151842269
>>151801796
Frank Lampard
Steven Gerrard
Paul Scholes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151802423 [Report]
>>151801759 (OP)
Michael Owen received a Ballon D'Or in 2001. I'll bash your fucking head in if you disrespect England again.
Anonymous United States No.151802424 [Report]
Here doesn't count, but everywhere else I've learned I can pop in on any thread discussing goal scorers and chime in "Yeah, but all his goals are on penalty kicks, anyone could do that." Then if I happen to view the thread again a day later, I will enjoy dozens or maybe even hundreds of seething Europoors.

What a ridiculous game. It's the equivalent of arguing that the top 20 NFL players are all kickers because they're the leading scorers.
Anonymous Italy No.151802455 [Report]
Beckham was world class for a bit
Anonymous Germany No.151802465 [Report]
>>151801759 (OP)
>Geoff Hurst is the only player still alive that played for England in a World Cup final
This is all you need to know how shit England is at football
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151802485 [Report] >>151802563 >>151803479
>>151801796
also add me to this list
Anonymous Egypt No.151802563 [Report]
>>151801781
this guy >>151802485
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151802569 [Report]
>>151801796
OP obliterated so hard he left the thread crying
Anonymous United States No.151802945 [Report] >>151802968 >>151803143 >>151803999 >>151836981 >>151837125
>>151801759 (OP)
What does "world class" even mean to you guys anyway? To me it's the ability to compete at the highest levels throughout ZA WARUDO and that's a bit of a broad tent when you consider who plays in shit like champions leagues.
Anonymous Egypt No.151802968 [Report] >>151803999
>>151802945
It's a meaningless arbitrary term used by clueless mouth breathing morons and media personalities to fellate their favorite players, technically every single player in any top flight club in the top 5 leagues is world class
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151803085 [Report]
George Best
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151803104 [Report]
Becks was world class for years.
Lineker is a shout too
Anonymous Greece No.151803143 [Report]
>>151802945
has over 90 rating in fifa
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151803163 [Report] >>151813082
>>151801808
that's SIR david beckham to you, canuck
Anonymous Australia No.151803193 [Report]
>>151801759 (OP)
Stanley Matthews
Anonymous Germany No.151803209 [Report] >>151803225 >>151804539
Harry Kane is the best footballer in the world at the moment. Bayern just has terrible PR.

I am dead serious btw.
Anonymous Argentina No.151803225 [Report] >>151803277
>>151803209
are you really really seriouis hans? or are you trying to show us your german """humor"""?
Anonymous Germany No.151803277 [Report] >>151803365
>>151803225
yes i am you little nigger.
Anonymous Argentina No.151803365 [Report]
>>151803277
you're objectively retarded :/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151803479 [Report]
>>151802485
Paul Konchesky is that you?
Anonymous Saudi Arabia No.151803598 [Report]
>>151801759 (OP)
if he was a spanish or italian everybody will ride his meat 24/7
Anonymous Chile No.151803619 [Report]
>>151802416
The midfield that shook the world and won 4 world cups

oh wait...
Anonymous Brazil No.151803661 [Report]
>>151802416
>Scholes as deep-lying playmaker
>Gerrard as a ball fondler #8
>Lampard as an offensive CM that invades the box
That would've been two Euro and WC titles, at least
Anonymous Sweden No.151803805 [Report]
Beckham, Lampard, Gerrard were world class at one point for sure.

Kane is just a statpadder playing in the shitty modern era football. If he was playing in 2010 he would be a striker in Wigan. Bellingham is just a tanned Tom Cleverley.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151803999 [Report]
>>151802945
>>151802968
It's meant to mean being a top 3 player in your position.
Anonymous United States No.151804473 [Report]
>>151801759 (OP)
mate have you never heard of David Beckham? He changed the way the game was played. We've never seen anyone like him
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151804539 [Report]
>>151803209
Don't google his record in finals
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151804584 [Report] >>151818300
>>151801759 (OP)
Anonymous Chile No.151805492 [Report] >>151805751
Cole Palmer
Anonymous United States No.151805538 [Report]
>>151801759 (OP)
Michael Owen, Steven Gerard, Frank Lampard, Wayne Rooney, Beckham
Anonymous Netherlands No.151805751 [Report]
>>151805492
>Cole Palmer
/thread
Anonymous Brazil No.151811154 [Report]
>>151801759 (OP)
Fr?
Anonymous Peru No.151812979 [Report]
>>151801796
>Jude Kekingham
Anonymous Canada No.151813082 [Report]
>>151803163
sorry sir
Anonymous Australia No.151814917 [Report]
>>151801759 (OP)
Decal Rice will be if he isnt already
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151818300 [Report]
>>151804584
I was here when we made this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151822657 [Report]
>>151801970
ash has put a phone up his arse
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151822967 [Report]
If seething about not having any true world class players was a sport England would be world class at it
Anonymous United States No.151823334 [Report] >>151833306
>>151801796
Did Ashley Cole really stick his phone up his ass and get a teammate to call him
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151830460 [Report] >>151833306
>>151801796
Matt le Tissier
Alan Shearer
Paul Gascoigne
David Beckham
Michael Owen
Andy Cole
Anonymous Ireland No.151830587 [Report] >>151838001
>>151801759 (OP)
Steve Stone
David Batty
Julian Dicks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151833306 [Report]
>>151823334
Literally one of the best LB's of all time.
>>151830460
Forgot about le tis.
Anonymous Argentina No.151833773 [Report]
>>151801781
John England
Anonymous United States No.151834987 [Report] >>151840788
>>151801796
Kinda surprised you don't have Stanley Matthews in there.
Anonymous United States No.151835006 [Report]
>>151801759 (OP)
john terry
Anonymous United States No.151835311 [Report]
>>151801759 (OP)
george best
Anonymous United States No.151836981 [Report] >>151837125
>>151802945
I suppose the only logical interpretation of world class (that isn't ridiculously permissive) is that it describes a player who could plausibly play on a global XI team.
Anonymous United States No.151837125 [Report]
>>151802945
>>151836981
Someone who, if aliens came down and said we had to beat them in an exhibition match in x sport or they'll explode the earth, would make the roster of an all world team (or at least have an argument of doing so — maybe there are 5 goalkeepers who you'd argue for even if a squad usually only has three, maybe there are seven starting pitchers when a rotation usually has five)
Anonymous United States No.151837722 [Report]
>>151801759 (OP)
Sir Marcus Rashford MBE BBC
Anonymous Colombia No.151837745 [Report]
>>151801759 (OP)
The ones I have seen played
>Scholes
>Harry Kane
>Rooney
You could argue ashley cole and maybe terry, but he fucks other dudes’ wives
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151838001 [Report]
>>151830587
>David Batty
holy based
Anonymous Sweden No.151840771 [Report] >>151841833
I unironically think Harry Kane is the best english footballer ever produced
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151840788 [Report]
>>151834987
Legit forgot but yes, him too.
Anonymous United States No.151840865 [Report] >>151841818
>>151801759 (OP)
I was gonna say George best, but he wasn’t even English *skull emoji*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151840962 [Report]
Erling Haaland
Anonymous Austria No.151841818 [Report]
>>151840865
based norf ayyish
Anonymous United States No.151841833 [Report]
>>151840771
nothing unironic about it. I definitely think Kane is England's best forward ever produced even more so than Rooney.
Anonymous Brazil No.151842122 [Report]
>>151801759 (OP)
Anonymous Poland No.151842269 [Report]
>>151802416
lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151844380 [Report] >>151850379 >>151850607
>>151801759 (OP)
Foden is the best European player not named Haaland of the last ten years. Going to be very funny seeing /sp/ cope over the next few seasons
Anonymous Sweden No.151850091 [Report]
>england invented football
>cant even win in it
Anonymous Romania No.151850305 [Report] >>151850377
>>151801796
lmao pathetic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151850377 [Report] >>151850611 >>151850618
>>151850305
There's 5 Ballon D'or winners there all when the award actually meant something.
You should probably watch another sport gypsybro.
Anonymous Australia No.151850379 [Report]
>>151844380
Why does England play better without him then?
Anonymous Egypt No.151850400 [Report]
>>151801759 (OP)
blocks your path and breaks your legs
Anonymous Ireland No.151850607 [Report]
>>151844380
has only 1 season as a first choice player at 25 lol
Anonymous Ireland No.151850611 [Report] >>151850618
>>151850377
3 winners*
Anonymous Ireland No.151850618 [Report] >>151850909
>>151850377
>>151850611
only 2 actually Owen isnt named lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151850909 [Report] >>151850981
>>151850618
Just checked. Matthews (56) Charlton (66) and Keegan (78 & 79) I thought Greaves won it at some point.
Anonymous United States No.151850981 [Report]
>>151850909
Matthews isn't actually named there.