Thread 151803228

Saturday - 08/11/25

12:30
> SPURS vs. MAN UNITED
15:00
> EVERTON vs. FULHAM
> WEST HAM vs. BURNLEY
17:30
> SUNDERLAND vs. ARSENAL
20:00
> CHELSEA vs. WOLVES

Sunday - 09/11/25

14:00
> PALACE vs. BRIGHTON
> VILLA vs. BOURNEMOUTH
> BRENTFORD vs. NEWCASTLE
> FOREST vs. LEEDS
16:30
> MAN CITY vs. SLIPPERPOOL

Some good games this week

>ANOTHER away game for Newcastle
Please stop making the lads travel, they don't like it

RM is going to rape Liverpool

imagine being a transcastle fan and watching Sunderland make Europe

>>151803257
H-hot...

>>151803228 (OP)
>when life gives you lammens

>>151803267
>that feel when mo losses since Lammens arrived

Posting opposition defenders scared to death before conceding, in every thread, until it happens again.
>Arse’d

>>151803260
>Transderland
>making Europe
LMFAO

>>151803295
1. Arsenal
2. Trans City
3. Trans United
4. Sundertrans
>yfw

>>151803260
>mfw Sunderland still manage to get relegated from this position

The league is actually interesting this season. The relegation spots are up in the air with the promoted teams looking likely to stay up and the title is looking like it won't go to Liverpool or City for the 1st time in years.

Troonderland was right there. How did you miss that?

troon army copyrighted that one

why didn't they save one of these games for Thursday night?

>>151803750
Didn't want to compete with the Muslims vs Jews game in Birmingham

>>151803464
It's more interesting but mostly because the overall quality has dipped I think. I thought this last year as well since I didn't even think liverpool were that great, the same way I dont think arsenal are that great this year, they're just the best of an average lot, feels like every team has become overly dependent on set piece threats or even long throws instead of actual good open play. Rory delap would thrive in today's league kek

>>151803840
Liverpool have never won the league in a competitive season tbf

>>151803840
Teams are relying more on set-pieces to break the deadlock because teams are better at defending now. Teams like Spurs and Man Utd were so low down the table last season precisely because they couldn't defend.

>>151804049
The number of goals scored per game has basically always been the same since the PL started and definitely since it switched to 20 teams.
Justifying spending £1bn to play like Tony Pulis STINKS of aw cope.

have the jannies finally started hammering down the schizos or what? seems a bit slow for the usual

>>151804372
Liversissy having a nap after a long night of talking to himself

>>151804372
Clearly not cause one of them is just spamming his own terrible posts from about two threads ago

>>151804460
well yes but usually it's just non stop, continues rhythm of characterfaggotry rather than few posts between.
splitting the threads was great in the last 2 threads imo, don't fink the jannies approve it thoughabeit.

Why is Ruben smiling after drawing to forest

>>151804540
>usually it's just non stop, continues rhythm of characterfaggotry
like they say, you don't know what you got 'til it's gone

i wonder when the perception of the CL as the only trophy that matters changed

you can read statements from liverpool players in the 80s where they absolutely didd not give a shit, they only valued the league title and the domestics. they would go on the piss the night before a european cup final turn up win it and go home

>>151804540
Was it good? I felt like it just gave retards two separate chances to post their cretinous thoughts and spam about characters. I was surprised the jannies allowed it I thought they didn’t allow to separate threads on the same topic

>>151804571
4 games in a row without losing :)

>>151804649
As soon as more money was involved a la that CWC

>>151804741
liverpool could never

>>151804682
well it was better than the usual shite in /epl/ but ofc eventually the retards are gonna spill over into the second thread and shit it up as well. but for a small window we had a decent thing going.
oh well, you know what kindred from league of legends says "beauty fades, that's why it's beautiful".

>>151804765
Very true

>>151804741
I'm old enough to remember when Man United used to brag about winning European titles kek. Going 4 unbeaten is now the benchmark. SAD! No wonder the rats off themselves in that shithole stadium.

>>151804770
>oh well, you know what kindred from league of legends says
I absolutely do not you dork
t. grass toucher

>>151804838
We don't sign our posts here

What was Beckham knighted for? Scoring a freekick against Greece? Being a J*w? I'm at a loss.

>>151804957
For sticking it up his missus dirt track

>>151803464
You also have the bonus of the three relegated sides being largely useless in the Championship meaning three "new" names will be in the PL. Only Ipswich are going to come close to contending for a promotion place.

>>151804886
good post

>>151805078
>Millwall in the Prem
Would be massive

>>151804834
Scouser left his dinner at Old Trafford

>>151805078
Preston deserve to be in it. Miwaw will get promoted when Ham (West) get relegated because we aren't allowed too much kino. Other one is a free space.

>>151805110
if that happens they'll be my cheeky eighth team

>>151805078
Hull City would be good

>>151805110
Millwall, Southampton and Portsmouth would be prime kino promotion

>>151804741
Drawing against an 18th place team is worth celebrating? Grim

Imagine bottling a Euro final to fucking Ange's Spurs of all teams lmao. Totally forgot about how funny that was.

>>151805214
small club things

>>151805165
>Southampton
lol not happening

>>151805240
Who did that?
>>151805246
kek

>>151805256
Manchester United mate. They lost 1-0 to Spurs in the Europa League final in May.

>>151805276
Oh erm, that's a bit awkward

>>151805276
how do you bottle it to spurs of all teams

>>151805214
>celebration police

>>151805276
Next you're gonna tell me they lose to teams like Grimsby

according to my data from the previous thread, our resident angry little lad either finally got a ban for his opponents topic posting, or he deleted all his posts where I had him on strings

mad goals mikel merino got another one epltrannies melting

anyone think city are still gonna win the league? i think arsenal's pulis philosophy will get rumbled and they'll collapse.

>>151805793
another one

Can feel a /lug/ coming along

>>151806393
wirtz scoring today am 'fraid

Arsenal are such a boring club now.

>>151805078
Preston would be og kino
Millwall would be top kek

anyone know why wirtz is starting?

Wirtz is their best player once again

Where's the Man United game? Why aren't they playing tonight????

Best player on the pitch against Real

>>151807995
blud who cares

>>151807984
United are simply too big of a club for the Champions League. They are starting their own competition where only premium Saudi clubs are allowed to join.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-saudi-arabia-decision-32683958

>>151807984
If manure had performed as expected last season they could have been playing tonight. In other matters related, the Championship is playing tonight.

that card justifies the wirtz purchase la

apologize

Liverpool have managed to get inhalers in

>>151808072
Good for them, they might be able to win the league for once

Mantroony gonna get his shit pushed in for the next few days, dumb gay transsexual customer. Hope he learns to cut his nails.

>>151809421
KEK bodied that freak

>win 4-0 in the CL
>Richarlison still manages to embarrass himself

Can't believe Trannited needed PGMOL to help them draw against the Mighty Forest

It's fascinating when slipperpool won, there's no fag posting pics of their players or managers or cherrypicked stats to show "Liverpool being good"
But when Transchester Dilated even just managed a draw.....

well well well that 150m for wirtz starts looking like a good bit of transfer business from liverpool now doesn't it

>>151809661
>managed a draw
*

>>151809661
ive noticed this too

>>151809661
trannies are mentally ill, what's new?

>>151809661
The Jews of football

>liverpool win
>scousers think only of Manchester

Kek

Time for Mantroony to LARP and start falseflagging as a liverpoop customer posting pictures of Ekitike and Salah

>>151809661
Everyone comes together to laugh at Trannited

>>151809705
Fergie did irreparable damage to the anus' of liverpudlians

Spurs won too btw!

HASTA CUANDO HAY QUE AGUANTAR AL MONO

>>151809771
The ref overturned a free kick in favour of Madrid btw

WALLAHI BRO WHY DIDN'T LIVERPOOL LOSE THE GAME BLUD XABI WHAT ARE U DOING WALLAHI BLUD I JUST WASTED TWO HOURS WATCHING A MATCH OF A CLUB I HATE I SWEARRRRRR DOWN WALLHI BRO YOU MAN ARE BARE DUMB INNIT KASMEH BRO

>>151809794
The ref stopped the game anytime a liverpool player dived. Strangely this always happens at Anfield...

>>151809786
Send him to Transchester, he'll fit in over there
MONOchester

>>151809800
jej he gonna cry

>>151809800
why do they always talk like this..

>>151809826
>MONOchester
Kekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>151809814
You didn't watch the game

>>151809661
he's actually a mongoloid if he thinks this post came from a scousaar, apparently only they hate yanited

>>151809814
Everybody knows you wont get a fair game at Anfield. That's why its so incredible that they got BTFO by United.

>>151809661
>LaughingRapists.jpg

bros I think I have a booze problem

>>151803257
Pedo BTFO

>>151804372
>>151804540
Mantranny Janny (checks his spam folder religiously) doesn't allow actual football discussion

It's a bad week to support MONOchester Dilated

>>151809934
kek based knower

>Liverpool winning the league is 15/2
Genuinely so tempted to put on a hundy.

>>151809951
>Mantranny Janny

>>151809935
>>151809934
LOL

Sad Mantroonian Bastard

>>151810055
kek ew what a faggot doing his mating ritual

whats ur favorite beatles song
for me its she loves you

Transzesther Dilated trans seething because LiverMEN defeated Real Mandrid

>>151810072
Tomorrow Never Knows. It sounds like it could have been written any time between then and now.

The Arab empire was based and the ancient Greeks were gay af

>>151810072
In My Life 2bqhwy

>>151810072
Maxwell

>>151810110
This

>>151810081
KEK

Im noticing that Liversissy copies a lot of other people's slander names as their own.

>>151810074
The truth has set them free

>>151810072
Eleanor rigby

I hate sand people

Spurs have a Chelsea-tier discipline problem. Neither team respects their manager (in Spurs' case the manager is scared of them)

has Dave pissed off or is he spamming the thread?

>>151810072
she said she said
(revolver is also their best album)

>>151810270
>This big fat big of piss will be happy tonight
Fuck you for ruining my mood

>>151810261
he's gonna spend all night spamming

Never seen an old dilated fan in my life, it'll join the 41% soon

so this is why cunha ghosted against a relegation team

>>151810285
>>151810261
The brown skin of Amjad the Mantroony is really coming out on display

Now that Liverpool have won a couple, can the consolewarring faggots shut the fuck up so we can talk about football? (Preferably non Sky 6)

>>151810342
Theres a mentally ill Liverpool fan who wont stop replying to themselves so...

>>151810342
the p*kis MUST post their United/Liverpool memes and the immigrants from /ars/ must pop in here for 5 minutes to say something gay

>>151810388
Only took you 5 minutes to reveal your mental illness?

>MAN Tranny
>Will never be a woman

>>151810431
Oh no no no no no

Exorbitant amount of Zest from Zestchester

(can't be b)Red Devils, our response?

>>151810454
oh noooo why is the tranzesther dilated customer twerking???
>Tranzesther
>Esther
KEK

Micky Van De Ven casually scoring a Puskas

>>151810471
Post it or I don't care.

>>151810342
>Non God Six
Literally what is the point?

The anti-Wirtz media narrative has fizzled out. They were so desperate for him to be a flop.

>>151810482
>The anti-Wirtz media narrative
There never was one. I've never in my life witnessed a player be so protected by the media.
>They were so desperate for him to be a flop
You're almost right. They were desperate for him *not* to be a flop, but he *is* a flop.

>>151810482
>>151810492
Only one of these posts can be true.

>>151810482
he's objectively been only okay
which is fine if you play for club with patience like liverpool but he's also not been 100-odd million brilliant and that is a fact

>>151810505
accurate take

>>151810482
>£150M for 0 league goals or assists

Give your head a wobble

>>151810473
If you've seen the Son goal against Burnley, it's the exact same thing

>>151810471
Frank played him? LMAO

>>151810586
Van De Ven had to actually beat players. That Son goal is the most overrated of all time btw.

>>151810471
>a Puskas
Meaningless since Scousers ruined it.
>>151810686
Most overrated goal is the one Scousers rigged to win the Puskas. A completely bang-average goal.

>>151810670
That's not funny

>>151810697
The Salah one v Man City? That required skill though. Son literally just ran in a straight line.

some day

How it feels baiting Livertroony into another night of replying to himself and him then blaming mantroony (I dont support either of these shit teams)

>>151810731
Its 2ez

Percentage of goals from open play, per team, following MW10 this season:

Aston Villa -78%
Liverpool -78%
Manchester City - 70%
Everton - 70%
Burnley - 67%
Brighton - 65%
Tottenham -59%
Fulham -58%
Wolves - 57%
Nottingham Forest - 57%
Manchester United - 53%
Newcastle - 50%
Chelsea - 50%
Leeds - 44%
Crystal Palace - 43%
Brentford - 43%
Sunderland - 42%
West Ham - 40%
Bournemouth - 35%
Arsenal - 28%

>>151810482
>Irish delusion

>>151810731
>(I dont support either of these shit teams)

you're even more mentally ill if you dont, intensely fucking boring shite cannot fathom how you find it enjoyable posting the same shite non stop

>>151810795
It's really fun to make up an imaginary friend and then keep pretending you made him mad, it keeps the loneliness at bay

>>151810729
>The Salah one v Man City?
No, one vs. Everton.
It wasn't remotely great and there's no defending it winning a fucking Puskas mate. Even Scousers know it.

>>151810764
Arteta has broken the club's identity at a fundamental level. Arsenal fans had better pray that they finally win a trophy or 2 out of this because there will be no quick recovery from what they have become. It will be like Atletico trying to become an entertaining club again after Simeone leaves.

>>151810731
Based

>>151810849
It’s not a fucking circus paddy. He wants to win games

>>151810849
>Arteta has broken the club's identity at a fundamental level.
"1-0 to the Arsenal" was a chant back in the George Graham days.

pray for Udogie

>>151810764
Goals count no matter how theyre scored

>>151810072
i'm only sleeping
honorable mention to sexy sadie

>>151810731
how is it baiting when we come into the thread and without reading shit just post the same pics to annoy mantroony? also, "livertroony" isn't catching on kek

Can't get you off my mind
Those little things you do
So sexy, it's a crime
Darlin', I'm so into you
And when you're not around
That's when my sun goes down
You are the sunshine in my life

liversissy thinks we don't know about Virgin Trans Dyke

>>151811895
Do you ever stop posting about these characters?

>>151811594
Thanks for the (you)

>>151812137
I only mention them when you try to force your gimmick

are we allowed to talk about chelsea in this thread?

>>151812710
And what character are you imagining that I am based on your zero knowledge of my posts ITT

>>151811895
Kek, scousaar, that's a good one.

>>151812835
shhh

Everytime I see a manager is in talks with Wolves I like to imagine that Talks With Wolves is a little red indian fella

>>151813978
:)

the rarely seen back to back victories for the reds

ELA ME MAMOU COM A BALA HALLSSSSSSSS

Why are Arsenal customers like that?

>>151815013
Black?

>>151815013
Representation o algo

Tottenham's best striker is their centerback

>>151815236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfdvHmHRD70

I now remember Gary McKinnon

>>151810482
>>151810795
>>151810849
HOGWHEELS IS BACK

>>151815289
how does he lose continuously on two (2) boards

>>151810849
arsenal never had "class" and never really played beautiful football

this "classy arsenal" opinion is very much one you only see on the internet and on reddit from their customer base who weren't even alive at the time

anyone old enough to remember arsenal back then associates them with dirty as fuck scum players and being radge as fuck. viera and diaby and the like. really awful violent pricks who collected reds like pokemon cards

wenger's ideal footballer was theo walcott ffs. he never cared for technical players.

going all in on rory delap is perfect for that club as they have never been capable of any better. their club record signing was for a british clogger from west ham, tells you everything you need to know

>>151815331
oh and i forgot to mention i'm trans btw

>>151815331
at what age did you know you were trans

>>151815307
>>151815289
Trevor Woodhouse does not post on 4chan. He tweets hundreds of times per day and none of them are ever about football. Both of you idiots were mindkilled a mentally ill /pw/ poster.

>>151815331
>>151815366
You tell 'em sister!

>get subbed on late
>younger teammate wins a penalty in his first ever CL game
>insist on taking it yourself
>get booed by your own fans as you place the ball down
>miss
>get booed even more

if my club paid 100m quid for declan rice i'd change sports desu

>>151815415
what about it your club put a cheeky extra 30 for Florian Wirtz

>>151815405
physiognomy chads win again

Cold Palmers cold willy

>>151815420
wirtz has more talent in his big toe than declan rice

>>151815484
This is your mind on HRT

>come out as trans
>get rattled by yank flag
>cry about declan rice
yep it's a livertroony melty

>>151815506
ya luv to see it

HE'S GOT NO PULSE
HE'S GOT NO PULSE
OH DIOGO JOTA
HE'S GOT NO PULSE

Yet again, we've won another game of football without conceding a goal

Did Slot cry about set pieces after the match last night? Doubt he was even asked about that pathetic moan of his.

Has Arsenal won a CL yet?

Doesn't matter how you look at it, Liverpool and City won the league while playing entertaining and attacking football. If Arse wins they would have played the most boring football ever seen by a PL winner, while their fans are celebrating clean sheets and negative football. That's not a good look for their "club".

>>151815207
>centerback
FOY

>>151810482
he's done absolutely nothing since coming here

>>151815701
>Doubt he was even asked about that pathetic moan of his.
Spitty was too busy sliding his tongue up his arse after slagging him off for weeks >>151814488

>>151815682
Arsenal ending up with nothing after this start is going to be the funniest thing of all time.

aw with his weird analingus fetish at it again

>>151815710
New Mourinho innit

Just a reminder that Wirtz is a £120m flop. Complete and utter dog shit.

>>151815737
well he will get ultimately judged over time, but certainly at the moment he is dog shit

genuinely the way the chat was going on i thought auschwirtz must've scored a hatty last night, but no he did the sum total of fuck and all again
mental how protected this player is

>>151815710
>noooo this team i don't support has to entertain meee!
you sound like a woman

Day in the life of an ABL
>Wake up
>Obsess over Liverpool
>Sleep
>Repeat
Deranged individuals

Don't talk about matches which took place last night

well it's true no one will talk about the arsenal match given it was boring as fuck and no one cared

>>151815752
I thought he'd at least gotten the assist judging by all the talk but I think it was Szobozlai
But on the other hand, it does look like the pure unadulterated schizo sameposting has been reduced if at least by 50% so that's good news at least.

>no one will talk about the arsenal match
DAE struggle to scroll upwards???

>>151815771
>the pure unadulterated schizo sameposting has been reduced
god if only lad

>which took place
Instead of pursuing education or a job they choose to cry because Liverpool are the best team in the world. Sad!

Deary me did the Scouse rat just fall flat on his ugly face?

>>151815775
you told him fella.......

>>151815722
we must win.
it's our fate, can't run from it.

>>151815759
If every team played like Arsenal football would be a dead sport. The point is to entertain; that's why working class people spend their hard earned money on 100 pound tickets (not like a useless dole bludger would know that.) Is that easy enough to understand for you, idiot?

Thomas Frank cannot control his players because he is scared of them. Played both of the players who MUGGED HIM OFF. Even Fat wouldn't have done that.

Wirtz can only score or assist whenn he's playing in Germany or pre-season

184 days since Alexander Isak last scored a Premier League goal

>>151807995
>Mbappe 6.9
>Vini 7.0
All Kylian did was pass to Liverpool players and Vini did nothing except get pocketed by a second choice RB. How the fuck do they both have better games than Ekitike? Who decides this shite?

>>151815785
They seem to be on good terms

>>151815710
gotta find some stuff to act superior about as a spurs fan dont ya

>>151803228 (OP)
While we're on the topic of bitching about past suffering, it boiled my piss seeing a BBC article from Tony Pulis saying how Arsenal fans gave him flak for relying on set-pieces. The set-piece goals were frustrating to concede, but that's not the reason Arsenal fans hated Stoke. They hated Stoke because Shawcross almost ended Aaron Ramsey's career with that stupid tackle, and then the Stoke fans had the fucking nerve to boo Ramsey as if he ever did anything wrong.

>>151815822
The corner slander is permissible but what I laughed at was when the media put Arsenal in with the long-throw wankers (i.e. literally Stoke tactics) with no shame at all.

Liverpool had their pants pulled down over all of their signings over the summer
But £120m for someone who can simply run about a bit getting so strongly defended means Wirtz is the worst one

Arsenal spent 105m on declan shite LMFAO

>>151815783
>the point is to entertain
what a plastic. typical jf

>>151815838
dont forget 70m on a dogshit cov reject whos stinking up the bench and 80m for a 30 year old npc from crystal palace

*does nothing*
*is praised*
Is this why Scousers love Wirtz? They think doing fuck all - their favourite pastime - deserves praise?

*spends 1 billion quid*
*wins nothing*
Is this the story of the Arsenal?

dvde. the app said he was best player.
number with decimal point higher than others means more than goals or assists!

is that the 0 goals and 0 assists that the swedish donkey scored for arselel

>>151815841
>nooo you have to waste your life watching boring football and pretending to enjoy it otherwise you're a plastic
You're a fucking idiot.

Y'll need to stop hating on Benji Tesco

All you bedwetters still wanting Slot sacked? Conor Bradley doubters? Shouldn’t have signed Wirtz? Fuck yas. Get in you red men. YNWA

>>151815774
Okay, maybe by 25% lol

let's not forget how fucken shit lel liga is, they literally couldn't score against a team that lost to crystal palace not once, not twice, but THREE times. and they're considered the "biggest european club" with all those galactico signings.

The problem with this thread is the eternal arsenal general because all the losers in there feel emboldened by its presence to shit up the board including /epl/.

It should be moved to /b/ or /trash/ where it belongs

>>151815898
Just saw that your bench midfielder Merino has more goals this season than Liverpool's 'best summer signing' striker Ekitike
So even he is a flop now wtf is going on with Liverpool's recruitment?

>>151815914
warra trophy for assna

>>151815914
>Ekitike
£80m btw but by Liverpool standards that's a small fee (Flop cost £120m)

kerkez (a defender) has scored the same amount of goals as arsenal's marquee signing (a crystal palace pensioner) btw

WIRTZ ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED REALS MIDFIELD

>>151815914
Wait til you hear about Isak and Wirtz

Scousers truly know no shame to bring up Kerkez when defending their horrible recruitment

>>151815929
As Liverpool utterly devastatingly demolished Real Madrid 1-0 at home with an offside goal from a set piece.

aw implicitly admitting eze is fucking shite pmsl
really is one thick southern cunt

>>151815900
are they losers for staying in their general or for not staying in their general mate

make up your mind

>>151815958
He just wants to seethe on 4chan, he doesn't have anything else in his life. Leave him alone!

odeshaart, eze, and mikel merino
these are the lofty standards that only arselel customers maintain for their creative players, being the highly decorated club they are they know talent when they see it

>>151815838
I'm not even an Arsenal fan but he's probably the best midfielder in the Premier League at the moment, therefore best in the world.

>>151815958
Put another prawn on the barbie, there's a good lad

Bukayo Saka in the PL: Non-pen goals: 1 in his last 16 games. Assists: 0 in his last 21 games

>>151815967
lol

>>151815960
guess we should talk about spurs massive win last night instead

>a-actually we signed some great players such as Kerkez
lmfaooooooo

Arsenal spent more than Liverpool last window btw

Rice scored more against Real Madrid last season than the entire Liverpool did last night.

Erling Haaland was raped

>>151815975
Could have been 6-0 if Richarlison wasn't so shit.

warra trophy for assna

If you don't watch him actually play (bambi on ice) and also cover up most of his stats (goals, assists), Wirtz hasn't had a bad season.
He's had a lot of appearances, covers a lot of distance and has a knack of running ahead of the ball. He also won't take shots which is good as it keeps his shots saved stat low. Player of the century!

Coefficient looking pretty healthy lads.
Ten prem teams in the CL next season?

>>151815994
Liverpool are going all out for Mo Farah, Paula Radcliffe and Forrest Gump in the January window

aw really has been mindbroken by wirtz
sad to see

thinking how puligoat has more cls than the entirety of arsenal fc

why would anyone be mindbroken about a bloke that cant score or assist and cost over 100m

why arent you putting the prawn on the barbie lad

How many today from Big Dick Nick?

>>151816026
He looks like a skateboarder

You are allowed to say Wirtz is a certified flop and a complete waste of money. Don't let the Scousers tell you otherwise!

Wirtz is a certified flop and a complete waste of money.

Liverscum shuffling through the apps to find the ones which somehow give Wirtz a higher score than everyone else

Just done a fat wirtz on the isak.

>arsenal win
>liverpool win
Awful night for Davina

mad how arsenal have the best midfielder best cbs best gk best wingers in the world but havnt won anything in 5 years. must be those evil northern refs init

>>151816026
I've only just processed that he's 6'6

>>151816204
https://youtu.be/3NM-adSBSLY

>>151816215
kek really does sum up their mentality

>>151816208
He's a big guy

>>151816215
An away draw at man city is a decent result desu

>>151816284
They lost the league because of it

There's no denying Wirtz

>>151816289
And the other 37 games

If they want to make him the subject then we'll oblige
£120m

i'd take a draw at city this weekend
please and thank you

>>151816289
that or the red cards for delaying restarts that no other team got punished for

>>151816334
do you mean the yellow cards that every other team got punished with but weren't stupid enough to do when they were already on a booking?

>>151816340
please be patient with the australian eternal arsenal poster
hes not very bright

>>151816314
Wow, surely this led to an assist, a goal or at least preventing a goal

>>151816340
like the one in that aforementioned game where trossard was booked for kicking the ball away half a second after the whistle

>>151815710
Liverpool "won" the league by no other teams turning up.

>>151816289
i still remember even at the time city supporters saying that match was wide open and laughing at arsenal for parking the bus and playing for a draw
clubs with a tenth the budget showed more courage at the etihad than those dickheads

>>151816463
with 10 men?

>>151816468
that was the season after

>>151816469
mb i remember people making that argument for that game last season too

Algerian-looking fella moving about shiftily outside

Liverpool bad

>>151816505
Are you sure it wasn't an Egyptian? It might have been Salah looking for an inhaler.

>>151816622
>Newcastle getting the ball forward loads, for no benefit

>>151816505
rip

Man United > Liverpool > Real Madrid

Percentage of goals from open play, per team, following MW10 this season:

Aston Villa -78%
Liverpool -78%
Manchester City - 70%
Everton - 70%
Burnley - 67%
Brighton - 65%
Tottenham -59%
Fulham -58%
Wolves - 57%
Nottingham Forest - 57%
Manchester United - 53%
Newcastle - 50%
Chelsea - 50%
Leeds - 44%
Crystal Palace - 43%
Brentford - 43%
Sunderland - 42%
West Ham - 40%
Bournemouth - 35%
Arsenal - 28%

>>151816728
Arsenal
// \\
Man United > Liverpool > Real Madrid

>>151816739
I'm still salty we (yes, we) didn't get a point against Arsenal.

just a FYI that chelsea are playing in the early slot this evening so they kick off in 2 and a half hours, they are away at Qarabag

>>151816742
Arse will always take whatever they can get at Old Trafford, dreadful record there

“Liverpool is an interesting example, when Wirtz had the choice between going to Bayern Munich or Liverpool, he said to Liverpool, ‘I come to you if I play No. 10, I do not want to play wide'”, Wenger said.

“Liverpool, to get him, they say ‘okay’ [and they pay 150m]. So they start him, but they destroy their midfield.

“To play Wirtz, they took Szoboszlai out [of the No. 10 position]. Against Aston Villa, they come back to their normal midfield of last year.

“Tonight they play Wirtz on the side (left), because the manager has said 'If you want to play a game, you have to play wide, because I do not want to destroy the midfield.'

“He will have to play on the left, where he was at Leverkusen.”

Bruh who can stop Van De Ven? Dude is h-hayai

>>151816737
beyond embarrassing

The way Trent gets treat by Liverpool fans is disgusting. He gave 20 years to the club and won every available trophy. Then he leaves. He goes to the biggest club in the world. The fans turn on him. They boo him and throw things when he enters the pitch.

Why the media refuses to call out Liverpool fans is a mystery.

>>151816956
Protected species ever since Hillsborough.

>>151816887
We don't talk about that club here.

>Steam allowed me to look at naughty games for a few mins before it blocked me due to OSA
>come onto /sp/
>Weird delay with the site, changed like I was on mobile to desktop (I am on desktop always)
>other sites not loading quickly like I'm on a VPN
What the fuck is going on

>>151816956
>and won every available trophy
Didn't win the Club World Cup or EFL Trophy so, no he didn't. Don't think he won a Community Shield but I could be wrong (probably am).

>>151817143
Did it again, clicked captcha and it said 'you need to wait longer' and it showed 2 seconds. Guess ISPs are being fucked with here so sites are getting confused. Stazi Starmer at it again.

virgin trans dyke

Florian Wirtz has gone 0013 outside of Germany
001 - Bournemouth
002 - Newcastle
003 - Arsenal
004 - Burnley
005 - Everton
006 - Atl Madrid
007 - Palace
008 - Galatasaray
009 - Chelsea
0010 - Man Utd
0011 - Brentford
0012 - Villa
0013 - Real Madrid

>>151817485
Kek

>>151816622
I cannot Baleba it

Who are the most likeable players in the league? For me its:

>Haaland
>Mbeumo
>Szoboszlai

corr proper goal that

>>151817784
>Picks the three most unlikable players in the league

>>151817784
rashford Sancho Jlingz

>>151817805
The word you deserve to be called would get me banned. Have a nice day.

>>151817784
MaGuire
Ødegaard
Grealish

This isn’t even funny anymore. What the fuck happened to Chelsea? What happened to football? No issue with there being black and brown people, some them being footballers, but looking at this just feel strange.

thoughts?

>>151817846
my 'thoughts' are there is a concussed man wandering aimlessly in the woods

>>151817843
America happened

>>151817865
but not alone

>>151817843
>huntingdon_train_suspects.jpg

>CRYSTAL PALACE face a six-figure fine after being charged by the FA for their fan abuse of Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/37225682/crystal-palace-fine-charged-nottingham-forest-marinakis/

>>151817925
game is GONE

>>151817843
This is how I feel looking at every team now, I just barely follow the sport

Mantroony really just did that and spent last night and all "working" day seething about his team being shit and his rivals not losing. Sad little life for Mr. Dilator.

>>151817992
we don't sign our posts here

mad how much better Estevao is than Wirtz for just the fraction of the price. maybe liverpool thought if they overpaid for wirtz it would automatically make him better

>>151817998
that's why he forged your signature

>>151817843
Whites should just have kids and not watch porn and you won't need to ask these questions. Now back to your iphone

>>151817998
Kek

>>151818073
>that's why he forged your signature

>>151818117
we don't post our portraits here

>>151817925
lel
these are the only noncringe tifos desu

It's not even fun to banter chelshit on /sp/, because their plastic fans go missing whenever they suck and they only crawl out of the woodwork when they're doing well.

>>151818258
most of their fans are unironically africans
i have been working in london for 10 years and every chelsea fan i have met has been one

The best centreback in Premier League history? Well for me, I'd have to say Nemanja Vidic.

for me, its famous megamind and current farmers league farmer, vincenzo compagni

Who will win the FA Cup this season?

EPL
>Arsenal
UCL
>Bayern
FA Cup
> ???

>>151818092
A better option would be some sort of solution, a final solution even, to the question posed by dual citizens.

>>151818437
bayern arent winning the CL lol

>>151818626
kane winning the CL and the WC within a few months of each other is the storyline and there is nothing you can do about it

harry kane?

Thinking about United getting little bro'd by the Grimsby manager after losing to them

>>151818777
SOVL

>>151818665
Based

no one in the chelsea thread appreciated my carrier bag comments
not sure why i bother sometimes

>>151818820
ARE YOU CANADA
ARE YOU CANADA
ARE YOU CANADA IN DISGUISE

>>151818858
no but i have caught the leaf copy pasting my comments word for word on more than one occasion

>>151818869
we do accuse leafs of being thieves here

Based retard

>>151818896
thief leaf

lmao at mantroony bending over for a black man that couldn't score a pen vs grimsby

get bag'd

>>151818932
save ussss mboomooooo pls score against forest

He's twerking on it kek

>imagine travelling to azerbaijan to just get a point
KWABELSEA

Kek chelsea and united are shit

>>151818972
at least one's playing in evrope

>>151818982
>playing
*drawing

>>151818982
england is in europe

>>151804957
played for the medias fave club

>>151818999
Champions/Europa League isn't the Prem

>>151818999
yes huddersfield town are playing in europe this season

>>151818996
Chelsea doing their best to imitate MONOchester Dilated
First signing all the blacks
Then drawing away against shitters

>>151819028
where else would they be playing, america? africa?

>>151819063
ingerland

Brexit means Brexit

>got FM26
>decided to look at who the top potential non-regen players are

SO, players with best potential (locked rating)
>Bergvall, 191PA (Spurs)
>Nico Paz, 191PA (Como)


Players with best potential (Range between 180PA-200PA, depends on random number generation when you start a new game)
>Lamine Yamal (Barca)
>Estêvão (Chelsea)
>Endrick (Madrid)
>Ayyoub Bouaddi (Lille)
>Franco Mastantuono (Madrid)
>Ethan Nwaneri (Arsenal)
>Rodrigo Mora (Porto)
>Leny Yoro (United)
>Désiré Doué (PSG)
>Kenan Yıldız (Juventus)
>Pau Cubarsí (Barca)
>Luca Williams-Barnett (Spurs)

Players with highest PA under 190 but above 185
>Myles Lewis-Skelly, 189 (Arsenal)
>Dean Huijsen, 189 (Madrid)
>Rayan Cherki, 187 (City)
>Baran Özmen, 187 (Bayern)
>Miloš Kerkez, 187 (Liverpool)
>Adam Wharton, 187 (CP)
>Abdukodir Khusanov, 187 (City)
>João Neves, 187 (PSG)
>Arda Güler, 187 (Madrid)
>Willy Kambwala, 187 (Villarreal)
>Mateus Fernandes, 186 (West Ham)
>Aleksandar Pavlović, 186 (Bayern)

>>151819110
I just looked at your post and googled a few one them, weird that the game came out yesterday and already there is an article about United signing Ayyoub Bouaddi. Honestly shocked it wasn't Chelsea.

>>151819110
>All of that complete dogshit
Glad I missed it.

>>151819110
>Yoro
>Huijsen
>Kerkez
>Khusanov
all of these are on fraud watch

>>151818900
I very much like this buck

>>151819227
Yoro and Huijsen deserve more leeway because theyre teenagers at massive clubs. For context, Van Djik was playing for Celtic at 19.

>>151819110
Best GK in the world
>Courtois
Best LB in the world
>Nuno Mendes
Best CBs in the world
>Virgil van Dijk & Saliba (Rodri can play CB but it's not a natural position so excluded him)
Best RB in the world
>Joshua Kimmich
Best LM in the world
>Nico Williams
Best CMs in the world
>Declan Rice & Jude Bellingham
Best RM in the world
>Lamine Yamal
Best LW in the world
>Kylian Mbappé (Vinícius Júnior if you put Mbappe as a ST)
Best AMC in the world
>Martin Ødegaard
Best RW in the world
>Mohamed Salah
Best ST in the world
>Kylian Mbappé (Harry Kane if you put Mbappe as LW)

header finna curling like a beckham freekick

>Dan Burn actually scores
Maguire not gonna get a sniff at internationals now. Tuchel loves Burn for some reason.

>Gyokeres vs Promotion sides
OR
>Wirtz against Bundeshitters

>>151819344
didn't gyokeres score two goals against atletico madrid?

>>151819314
>finna
Alri Lee Gooner, blud senpai.

>>151819362
atletico madrid would get relegated if they played in the prem

>>151819375
>senpai
Back to >>>/a/, weeb

>>151819376
not too sure about that. especially when they spanked madrid 5-2.

>>151819395
desu senpai KEK

Don't see a Man Utd match tonight. Did they play their CL match yesterday?

>Barcelona
Red card to Brugge and three penalties to Barca soon

>>151819331
Even so
>you are now imagining a Slabhead / Dan Burn CB partnership at WC 2026

>>151819457
>one legged players out pace them
Would be funny. I championed it in friendlies just to see how it would work. It's not like England have bad set piece takers with Rice and Saka. With Kane in the mix, you'd have three good players to attack the ball. I mean Guehi is certain to go. After that, who else?
>City are winning
Boring. They're going to win everything aren't they? Liverpool might challenge them for it. Arsenal have too many injuries to win anything.

>>151819512
Have we seen Burn take a penalty before? Surely he'll have the same PASHUN as Big H did at Wembley.

>>151819376
Lmao shut the fuck up

>Phil Foden (19) has now scored more career Champions League goals than Ronaldinho (18)
Boomerbros, it's over

Remember last season when people were saying Isak is better than Haaland?

>>151819718
Before that, they were comparing Hojlund to Haaland. Before that, they were comparing Nunez to Haaland. The media just try to create narratives that generate clicks.

>>151819718
the isak derangement was mad
liverpool are lucky they got ekitike too

thinking spanish football might be finished

Chelsea FC

>>151819437
Not played all week for some reason

As it stands, English clubs occupy 6 of the top 11 places in the League of 36. The strength of the Premier League is incredible but unfortunately it boils down to one thing.... money.

>Arsenal finally win the league
>Newcastle win the CL to take all of the shine off it

why do "goth" girls get so upset when you assume they're into scream and terrifier and wear fishnets and listen to sleep token? then you go to their instagram and that's exactly what they do?

>>151820120
>reposting from bbc live feed

>>151820127
>Newcastle win the CL
Imagine if that happened

An English manager wins the CL before the PL

>>151820141
damn it, rumbled

>>151820127
>Newcastle win
Kek

no one in the newcastle thread appreciated my bilbo baggins comments
not sure why i bother sometimes

>>151819308
>current virgin fanny dyke over gabriel
>bellendham
>nico williams
>odefraud
>mbop over haaland at ST

>>151819308
You didn't have CDM, nigga.

>>151820555
this is Gabriel the one time Arsenal tried to play without the handbrake btw

>>151820127
Geordie Bastard getting all giddy after being BATTERED by West Ham and scraping a win against Bilbao

>>151820527
kys retard
Sincerely,
not-a-retard

hehe

GK
>Courtois
LB
>Mendes
CB
>Gabriel
CB
>Guehi
RB
>Timber
CDM
>Caicedo
CAM
>Fernandes
CDM
>Vitinha
LW
>Mbappe
ST
>Haaland
RW
>Yamal

>>151820120
>6 of the top 11
already down to 6 of the top 12
sad

Shame no-one makes .webms any more, that Burn header was elite

>Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis has gone on trial in Athens accused of instigating football violence and supporting a criminal organisation.

In other news water is wet

>>151820968
where's man u

>>151820972
ukraine anon assumed drafted

musing on how the person of phil foden has more european silverware than arsenal

>>151820972
Well you can always learn mate, I'm sure they have WebM for Lazys in Newcastle. Even spits out the superior mp4s.

>>151820876
nice nitpicking, now post that 2nd goal liverpiss conceded vs bentford

>>151820985
Stop deadnaming them
It's tran u

>>151820972
there you are ill do you a solid

>>151820996
Tried using those before, I genuinely have no clue what I'm doing

>>151820966
Good list. Kane deserves a place as 2nd striker.

>>151821005
Dan "The Man" Burn

>>151821005
looks like one of those fake YouTube compilation goals

>>151821005
not blaming you but fucking hell this is like 1983 quality
suits the football though

>>151821005
wtf

>>151821017
>>151821019
how does he curl it like that from a header
looks like it was a gust of wind

>>151821024
>>151821024
>>151821024

Next. No Schizos.
>>151821041
>>151821041
>>151821041

>>151821033
>>151821047
good job

>>151821033
>>151821047
Great job mongs.

>>151821033
This thread was made first so I will use it. Cba with thread splitting

>>151821005
That's fucking amazing

>>151821005
Knuckle balled with his head.

>>151817846
He did it better

>>151821005
needs a windows movie maker entrance slide and 128kbps version of When You Were Young playing over it

Local newspaper had an article today about how Wirtz had redeemed himself.
That the fans were cheering him on excessively even without goals and assists.
I'm honestly not watching English football at all. Is that even remotely true?

>>151826326
We're seeing the same articles here. It's complete bullshit.

>>151826326
>>151826355
Meaning that he's redeemed himself, that is. Liverpool customers and pundits ARE calling him world class for how he runs about a bit.