Thread 151803886

Super Bowl Bubble edition

>>151803886 (OP)
This is one of the stupidest images I've ever seen posted on /nfl/

Patty Cuckitini

>chiefs
>superb owl contenders

>>151803908
And there it is

>>151803886 (OP)
this image is objectively correct, the only people who don't believe it are retards who probably think the Chiefs are worse than Denver

Who we finna get

>>151803886 (OP)
Patriots are not as close as the Lions lol

>>151803903
then how stupid must I be for not understanding it?

>>151803886 (OP)
Clever pic. Cheers to OP!

>>151803886 (OP)
Grounz for trades?

>>151803903
I've posted way more retarded shit

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
HERE WE BLOOOOOOW

>Jordan Love
>Future HOF
>Future Multi bowl winner
>Future MVP
This post was brought to you by ESPN.

Patrick's wife has a really cool foot tattoo. I wonder what it symbolizes.

>>151803916
>Patriots are not as close as the Lions
You're right
They're closer

Skipbros....

• Mahomes has a large throat according to his father which allows him to easily swallow ice cream.
• Mahomes has a massive stomach, his 60 gallons of ice cream consumed at the combine tied the all time record

•They put a heart rate monitor on him and it only spiked when he ran out of ice cream. This is why he has the highest ice cream consumption rate of all time.

• His yogurt background gives him unique swallowing angles. He's among a small, elite group of scrambling ice cream eaters who can maintain ice cream consumption while on the move.

>>151803941
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

'ynthia in the genny

>>151803933
>Objection,
>irrelevant (quarterback)
Sustained

SHGADOOSH SLANDERS

wew that boi been on my mind

>>151803886 (OP)
The fuck am I looking at

>>151803937
Is that one the beastiality tattoo that she has? I remember I saw that before that she has a known beastiality symbol tattooed on her. Which is either incredibly retarded or incredibly arousing

>>151803959
objective reality

>Dolphins are actively tanking
Why is this allowed

>>151803941
Maye is the MVP Sunday proved it

>>151803919
>then how stupid must I be for not understanding it?
OP is listing the 10 teams he believes can win the super bowl. The teams in the bubble are stronger contenders than teams outside it.

>>151803967
What? He looked like a confused baby. And that's against a terrible falcons team.

bills please trade for a receiver that can separate, this is the best year yet to knock off the queefs

>>151803967
Stafford is the front runner rn

>>151803966
Why not? Tanking definitely doesn't work in the NFL anyway and besides who are they even tanking FOR? Drew Allar?

>>151803967
there's not a single QB that should be named MVP this season

>>151803966
To piss on flores

>>151803972
>bills please trade for a receiver that can separate, this is the best year yet to knock off the queefs
it literally isnt
The best year to beat KC was last year.
They're just better this year.

>SHGADOOSH SLANDERS

>wew that boi been on my mind

>>151803886 (OP)
donkoids wont like this one

>>151803967
He had two turnovers, that wasn't an MVP performance.

>>151803976
>there's not a single QB that should be named MVP this season
it's going to be Mahomes and you're going to shit your pants because he will have tied Brady at age 30

>>151803914
Holy crap lois! the broncos traded for sans undertale!

Why is this happening?

>>151803966
The league wants a reason to create a draft lottery so that they can rig the sport even more. The more egregious the tanking is the more accepting fans will be when it happens, or so they think.

OP was /druk/ when he made that image.

>>151803984
after his game on sunday, he's confirmed to be irrelevant

jakobi meyers to the jags

>>151803981
I'm mainly happy that we're relevant again

>>151803995
Actually real

Jakobi Meyers to the jasg

>>151803992
Sustained

>>151803988
AstroTurf?

>>151803886 (OP)
Notice how the Chargers aren’t on here

Each team can field up to 11 players at a time

If Kyler Murray steps on that field I'm pretty sure MHJ will strangle him to death

>>151804017
this is huge news if true

>>151804024
Top 5 cadence in the league

>>151804017
Them's the rules :)

>>151803989
nah lottery makes fans of losing franchises check out, NFL runs on Hope™ that your team can turn it around. Zero reason for the NFL to copy anything the NBA (a failing league) does

>>151804007
Real grass.

>Jason Licht didn't get Jakobi Meyers
jesus it's not like he's some amazing WR but we literally only have one worth a shit should have just gone out and got him

>>151804024
only Real Nixxers™ will understand this one

>>151803982
And they won.

>>151804032
What does the enjoyment of fans have to do with anything?

[Schefter] ESPN sources: Raiders are trading WR Jakobi Meyers to the Jacksonville Jaguars in exchange for fourth- and sixth-round picks.

WHY

[Schefter] ESPN sources: Raiders are trading WR Jakobi Meyers to the Jacksonville Jaguars in exchange for fourth- and sixth-round picks.


WHY

[Schefter] ESPN sources: Raiders are trading WR Jakobi Meyers to the Jacksonville Jaguars in exchange for fourth- and sixth-round picks.


WHY

[Schefter] ESPN sources: Raiders are trading WR Jakobi Meyers to the Jacksonville Jaguars in exchange for fourth- and sixth-round picks.


WHY

JAKOBY TO JAGS FUCKING KEKKKK

>>151804034
Who knows then? They should replace the entire groundskeeper crew sometime before they host my Birds just to be safe

>>151804017
Us 12s, our response?

Patty Cuckitini

>>151803988
Vacxed.

>>151804054
>WHY
Because the jags receivers are injured and the raiders arent doing anything this year and myers is on the last year of his contract

>>151804024
We're catching Cthulhu in the neutral zone with that one

Cuckobi Jaguartini

>>151804032
Every bottom 10 team is always a quarterback away

>>151804017
This is why the Kiwi mogs Bradyscuknee.

bit scared Chefs bros....
what if broncos go all in at the deadline and Veach gets like some old retread on defense instead
jags went all in

imagine getting the 8th seed because the jags went all in and veach hired Mike Pennel

>>151804069
Lol

>raidniggers and lelphins actively tanking
they should have their draft picks stripped away

VEACH........MAKE THE PHONE CALL.....WE NEED A REAL NIGGA IN KANSAS CITY.......

Which team is this nigga rooting for

>>151804050
only that the money is greater when you have more fanbases invested. NFL understands they need to be more subtle with their rigging and they can have their cake and eat it too

Do the Buccaneers have a chance?

>>151804037
is there even anyone left besides Olave and Shaheed and no way the aints are giving them to a division rival

>>151804009
>Notice how the Chargers aren’t on here
Alt is dead.
LAC will limp into the playoffs and be a 1st round exit.

>>151804017
Proofs?

>>151804081
Biggest NPC team right now the queefies so he's a queefie

>>151803886 (OP)
alright losers.
Do a better one than me.

>>151804091
>LAC will limp into the playoffs
Optimistic are we?

>>151804098
I don't think anyone else will pass them on enough wins.

>>151804082
kek
Much better than AIslop

>>151804091
I was being sarcastic; they are cooked

>After 81 games, Sam Darnold finally has a career win% above .500
GET
TO

>>151803974
If Stafford couldn't beat the Niners again, it would be McCaffery to win the MVP.

>>151804084
>NFL understands they need to be more subtle with their rigging

Brad Holmes is overrated as fuck btw. So glad we traded away a third round pick for a receiver with 3 catches on the season while our offensive line is crumbling. Never does shit at the deadline. Acts like we all need to lick his balls despite the fact our super bowl window is closing and we haven't won anything.

>>151804081
There's literally nothing wrong with MSG

>>151804105
ah

>>151804082
Why is Joy Taylor doing a poopie on Wions?

>>151804106
FILLING THEM OUT

>>151803886 (OP)
Honestly not bad

>>151804118
Wypipo don’t like spice.

>>151804082
>xeattle
>LgAy

>>151804123
T R V K E

>>151803886 (OP)
my team already beat 2 teams inside that bubble and might miss the playoffs

>>151804017
Knows SOME ball, I guess

>>151804121
lmao

>>151804121
heh nice

>>151804097
I know it hurts to see.

>>151804121
kek

BOOM
DK Metcalf to my wife's bedroom

>>151804158
Chiefs again??? Awwww

>>151803886 (OP)
I actually can't refute this.
Plus you were smart enough to leave the Clots out.

>>151804158
yeah, I'm thinking the 60-peat is coming.

QUINNEN WILLIAMS TO DA BEARS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>151804175
>4 white QBs
We are so back!

>>151804165
Cool it, Patty

>>151804165
she must be into power bottoms

>the jags think they're buyers
kek
Also, Bills fans in shambles (until they snag Waddle at the last second)

>>151804197
the jags are buyers, they have a guaranteed playoff spot

AUSTIN BOOKER AND A THIRD FOR MAX CROSBY

>>151803988
Don't forget
>home fans doused in raw sewage

>>151804197
James Gladstone simply does not live in his fears

>>151804207
And there it is.

>>151804207
Post from your main account, coward.

>>151804210
bit

>>151804207
Delete that racist shit

>>151803988
they have the most amount of cap tied up in their stadium sniper for decades now, crazy people still don't realize this

>>151804212
God just posted in the comment section irl

>>151804212
Lol those are lower bowl seats too, so what $400+?

>nfl cucked by amateurs
wew

Looking forward to watching the games with my good friend Dick Cheney

>>151804249
anon...

>>151804121
Holy kek

>>151803975
> Drew Allar?
Someone is and it’s going to be hilarious. He’s a good college QB that isn’t clutch. His ceiling is a bad backup in the NFL.

>>151804249
Went hunting with him once.
Once.

>>151804245
That's a Saturday so college gets the rights to the prime time slot

>>151804273
Probably never invited you back since you ruined his shot.

>>151804214
This man is absolutely microdosing when he's on the mic

While we wait for the deadline, name your league:
>MVP
>OPOTY
>DPOTY
>OROTY
>DROTY
>COTY
>KWABOTY

>>151804295
MAHOMES
NIGGBA
LITERALLY ANY BRONCOS PLAYER
I DONT KNOW
I DONT KNOW
DUUUVAL
BENGALS

RIP IN PEACE

>>151804082
supreme kek

Everyone talks about the many mid QB’s that could declare this year but I like a lot of the non-QB talent. Downs, Woods, Reese, Bain, Fano, Mauigoa, Tyson, Tate and McCoy all look really good.

What's the NFL equivalent of shooting a man in the face then making him go on TV to apologize to you for getting shot?

>>151804324
Kek I’m glad this demon is dead but far too late. Hope he’s burning in hell.

Probably when Kelce chimped out on Reid and Reid cucked afterwards

>>151804295
Danny Jones
JSN
Garrett
Egbuka
Campbell
Vrabel
Jerry Jones

>>151804295
>MVP
Bo Nix
>OPOTY
Courtland Sutton
>DPOTY
Riley Moss
>OROTY
RJ Harvey
>DROTY
Jahdae Barron
>COTY
Sean Peyton
>KWABOTY
Tony Khan

>>151804352
That wasn't long after Reid shoved Kelce on camera during a chimpout in a previous game. I remember because I was laughing

>bills not making any moves in the off season
>bills not making any moves before the trade deadline
One and done in the ploofs here we go.

>>151804274
*primate

>>151804354
Based

>>151804366
They’re the Bills, choking in the ‘offs was a given

>>151804366
they are already won their owl (beating the chiefs)

>>151804384
That would make sense if they beat them in the playoffs, they always beat them in the regular season.

>>151804311
Nigga thought he was getting shipped to a contender LMAO

Funny how Pajeefs fans said that last year about the iggles and proceed to get assraped by the iggles and disappeared

>>151804368
Fuck off

>>151804406
Yo wypipo be filthy

>>151803988
Ancient Redskin Burial Ground

Joe became the Joker

>>151804406
is this AI? Fuck I actually can't tell anymore this is melting my brain

>>151804212
Ancient Redskin Burial Ground

>>151803886 (OP)
top 5 TEs
1. bowers
2. warren
3. kraft (rip)
4. kincaid
5. laporta
also going down the list, big 10 has so many tight ends in the nfl, especially iowa

>>151804452
Iowa is Tight End U

HOLY….H-HOLY…CHECK ADAM SCHEFTERS TWITTER RIGHT NOW

there is a distinct lack of bradyjeet
did someone’s tripcode catch a ban for offtopic shitposting?

>>151804483
He's out checking house prices lel

>>151804479
woah

>>151804414
Gently pls
Go Chiefs

Two best teams in the NFC.

>>151804452
I think Dallas Goedert is still top 5. He's leading all TEs in TDs (and tied for 2nd among all receivers), has a decent number of yards per route run, and is still an elite blocker.

>>151804295
Aren't they adding blocker of the year or whatever this season as well?

>>151804497
Shefty no!

>>151804121
Nice

>>151804506
The Eagles owned the Rams. They'd probably handle the Seahawks as well.

>>151803966
Why is this surprising to you? Tank for Tua was an open secret.

If you kick a field goal and it's successful your team gets 3 points

touchdown and extra point > field goal

>>151804542
BIMDTMS

>>151804101
chiefs are 1 game back and still play them and the chargers o-line is absolutely decimated

>>151804497
courageous

>>151804214
he should because hes wasting all his organizations resources on mid wrs

>>151804497
Woah

>>151804497
and there it is

Adam Schefitini

>>151804569
Oh shit it's actually real where he going?

>>151804542
What if you miss?

touchdown this extra bussy

>>151804586
he's coming home

SAUCE GARDNER TRADED TO THE COLTS

>trading away their only functional WR
Who are the Raiders tanking for?

TO BREAK OR BURY
OR WEAR AS JEWLERY

>>151804586
Based pinned post

>>151804586
Based Bills mafia win again

sauce to the colts

>>151804600
AHHHHHHHHH

>>151804600
Oh fugg it's real

>>151804034
just like the Steelers and their awful field

>>151804586
holy shit its the colts for 2 firsts

>>151804625
Wow

2 1sts for Sauce

Waddle to the Bills

thats....actually a great move for the colts

>2 firsts
sheeeeit

who we get

No defensive player is worth 2 firsts
Colts got fleeced

>>151804625
>nothing ever ha-
wait what.

>>151804654
2 firsts

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
SUPER BOWL OR BUST FOR INDIANA JONES

AFC arms race is crazy

Brady is a weirdo

>>151804636
holy shit nvm jets robbed those fags

>>151804665
jackpot

>>151804625
We’re going all in. Owl this year. Cope and seethe below.

>>151804656
For a DE maybe
For a CB no way

>Colts are going all in after Danny Dipshit turned back into a pumpkin
why?

shasneed traded
yes, I am watching patty mcatinni

>>151804646
>>151804656
>>151804665
Its a great move but two 1st is WAY too much holy shit. He wasnt even worth one 1st lol. No brainer for the Jets to make the deal

>>151804672
>Lua Bringdaballova

TIME FOR KWABOTW

NOMINATE TEAMS HERE

>>151804680
>1 bad game against the steelers giving it 100% at home means its ogre

>>151804689
kek

My girlfriend treats me like I'm a child and I'm fucking over it. Thinking about going back gay.

>>151804680
>one off game
>he turned into le pumpkin the season’s over!
Just say you don’t know ball

>>151804692
JFFM knows about this.

All that extra cap room too

Shaheed traded to the Seahawks

>>151804702
Go Vikings btw

>>151804675
You guys absolutely scammed the Colts. You guys will be able to get a real HC and QB next year I think, and get several good pieces in the draft.

>>151804698
>>151804704
DJIDF in full force today

>>151804656
Maybe if they hadn’t already been paid but 2 firsts to pick up a huge contract is nuts. Unless you win a ring of course.

>>151804698
the steelers suck bro

>shaheed to the seahawks
ooooooooo boy

Come on Colts win me 5500

>>151804689
legit laughed

>>151804698
peak woman moment

>>151804625
they aren't close to a super bowl
they should not be going all in
they need another season or two to build

Now the Jets need to fire their coach

>>151804672
Nothing wrong with this

>>151804672
You just know he’s got a clone of himself chained up in his basement that he ass rapes every night

>sign your most talented and recognizable star player that you drafted to a big 4 year extension
>trade him away 4 months later
J-E-S-T, Jest Jest Jest!

>>151804683
>shasneed to the sneedhawks
Great move. Hope they didnt give up two 1sts too

>>151804676
>biggest q is at qb

i'm not sure how to feel about my vikies going up against a lamarr who has awoken frens

>>151804692
As of now, the Colts. They just paid a retarded amount for a good, not great CB that has looked rough recently. Overpay of the year, easily.

>>151804704
>those interceptions against that defense
Turns out the season is more than 6 games long and shit teams get found out huh

>>151804715
we're so back

>>151804723
Blech

Bills? do something we're falling behind

>>151804723
Youre right she is a peak woman. >>151804692
For last week? Clearly the Packers.

>>151804738
No, the biggest q was by far the secondary, which you’d know if you watched the Colts or knew any ball whatsoever

>>151804729
Hawks Colts redemptionbowl would be wild

>>151804739
Probaby not good because their season is on the line

Rashid Shahid to Seahawks

>>151804746
Your owner is the biggest Trump guy in the NFL. You dicks deserve this and more.

Beane is a worthless faggot and needs yo go.

>>151804656
Colts will be in the playoffs the next couple years. They basically gave two seconds.

>>151804761
sneed

now we just need two 1sts for garrett

>>151804767
Settle down bitchknees

>>151804692
It's Jerry Jones

>>151804746
Just one more rebuild bro I promise

>>151804672
Tom.... Your dog is dead, it's going to be even worse knowing your dog is a fake version of your original boy

>>151804753
Danny, go study the film and stay off 4chan.

Don't care how good Licht is at drafting seeing all these trades with the gaping holes on this team and he does nothing pisses me off. Go get a god damn WR you fucking asshole we NEED one.

>>151804625
>danny derp having the first decent year of his career
>clots think this is a good time to go all in
maybe I'm a little mad my rams didn't get him but for 2 firsts? I'll pass holy shit

>>151804785
IAYC

Jim irsays memorial season I've been telling you the Colts are doing big things since preseason

>muh Trumpy!!!

KWAB

>>151804767
I didn't vote for him

>sauce for 2 firsts
lol colts

Quinn should be trading literally EVERYONE barring Daniels, Mariota, Terry, Deebo, Bill, Rodriguez, McCafrey, and Amos

>>151804729
>>151804744


what did the hawks give up in return? a bag of balls?

>>151804767
Me personally? I'm not much of a politics guy. If you want to talk X's and O's, give me a ring. But once the conversation gets political I go BUH-BYE my friend.

>>151804792
They are in a competition for the first seed. This is the time to go all in.

>>151804806
Who wants to trade for 40 year olds? Other than the Bengals

>>151804767
Trump curse continues lol good thing Saquon dodged it

The Jets won the trade

>>151804813
Wade Boggs and a side of rice pilaf

Could be considered a win-win if framed right. CBs she like milk and he just signed a big new contract but the Colts are clearly now going all in for this year.

>>151804801
I did but now I regret it

>>151804820
Roster depth in exchange for a bunch of 5th rounders

>>151804806
I considered the 'ders' roster and >my teams' roster and... there's no one I want.

>>151804826
>jets
>good at drafting
lolno

>>151804835
Colts got hosed for a shit player tbqh.

Colts knowing that THIS is the run by getting Sauce Gardner, no time for half measures or building up for "next season"

>>151804813
Nutrigrain Bar and a Mountain Dew

>>151804817
again retard not only is this the first good season of jones's career, it is also the first time in a while the clots have looked competent
going in this fast, especially on a player like gardner screams massive backfire

>>151804798
Ur lucky you don’t have to deal with his shit. He ruined my Chiefs .

>>151804835
Sauce has also basically come across like he has wanted to leave the whole time. Which is understandable desu even if there has been some weird arguing on the sidelines kind of stuff

colts also sent a player to the jets according to pelissero, but no info yet on who that is

Danny Derp is this years Darnold

>>151804820
My steelies are always hunting for some more 40 year olds send em on over

I'd like my vikies to get some CB depth

>>151804887
could be taylor

>>151804887
Adonai Mitchell

>>151804672
I'd do the same if I had the money

>>151804887
Richardson would be funny

>>151804887
and it's adonai mitchell
https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/1985769402030297161

sauce is going to get flagged to hell against the queefs lol

>>151803991
>>151804082
Lmfao

The Colts are sending AD Mitchell along with the picks kek

>>151804740
and they were EXPOSED

>>151804892
Based MILF Hunter

2 firsts for a CB is pretty high but its also the Jets using those first rounders so they will be busts.

Overpay

>>151804887
its GREG

https://bsky.app/profile/acosta32jp.bsky.social/post/3m4symkfw7s2c

>>151804835
>she
*age, obviously

>>151804907
>two firsts and your recent WR pick for Sauce
What the fuck are the Colts doing?

>>151804920
Lmao hosed and raped like china did to trump

The truth nobody wants to admit.

>>151804907
he singlehandedly cost them the game against the rams, getting shipped to the jets is a fitting punishment

>>151804920
Old news

>>151804910
Jest won the trade. Gardner isnt even that good

>>151804863
inb4 daniel jones reverts to being a make a wish qb

>>151804761
Charles Fuqua Saak

>>151804856
they drafted sauce gardner

>>151803886 (OP)
>AD Mitchell also going to the jest
Colts officially won the trade kek

>>151804934
i dont understand

>>151804913
2 firsts for a CB is cheap if they're a young star on an affordable contract but that does not describe Sauce in 2025.

>>151804940
>>151804890

Is there ANY player worth 2 firsts PLUS a compensatory player?

>>151804933
Trip on please, thank you.

Mougey make ya melty?

>>151804940
we're gonna see in a few weeks if he implodes like darnold late in the season, but right now he's been relatively steady

>titans refuse to trade with NE because the owner is a woman and mad Vrabel is winning
Lmao

>>151804964
Michael Persons

>>151804964
Yeah every single top 15 quarterback

>>151804920
Jets gonna waste one of those picks on Arch

>>151804934
The NCAA has ruined football. Time for he NFL to start their own developmental league.

>>151804964
Getting AD the fuck off the team is addition by subtraction. The 2 1sts are practically 2nds with where Indy will be drafting.

>>151804959
The latter picks of the "first round" are second round talents.

>>151804964
micah parsons

>>151804964
Sauce Gardner

>>151804968
Darren what? How the fuck do pronounce that?

>>151804964
A top 10 QB, top 3 WR, top 3 edge rusher.

>>151804975
Patriots are getting Trey Hendrickson

>>151804920
This is insane. 2 firsts is already overkill. This guy is being punished because he fucked up(JT did the same shit last year). Ballard went full retard here.

>>151804964
Any player that is a star at a position where your chance of a hit in the draft is below 50%. So, a lot of players.

>>151804964
discounting QBs, I'd say Myles Garrett, Michah Parsons, and POSSIBLY a young franchise tackle like Sewell or Mailata

>just under 3 hours till the trade deadline
who else is getting traded?

shaheed trade terms. 4th and a 5th rounder

>>151804959
The colts pretty much traded two second rounders,

>>151804964
Top 7~ QBs and Top 2~ Pass rush

>>151805012
>micah parsons
lol no

>>151804964
Shedeur Sanders

>>151805012
>Parsons
What did he do against the Panthers to trade two firsts for?

>>151805028
Kek

>>151805017
Not bad. He's a good deep threat and as a WR2 to JSN thats a solid deal.

>>151805017
That's actually more than I thought the Saints would get for him. I was expecting just a 5th rounder.

>>151805012
I wouldn't let Sewell or Mailata go for less than 4 first round picks t.bh desu

>>151804528
I wouldnt call needing a blocked FG after needing to rally down 19 an "own" but okay you do you

>>151804890
So he’s going to be really good next year?

Colts got fleeced up the ass holy shit. Jamal Adams level trade fleece

Waddle to the Broncos for a 3rd and a 5th

>>151805051
I think it's
1. Rams
2. Eagles
3. Seahawks
But if Patullo stops being a terrorist and actually figures out how to call a good game like the last two the eagles would be the best out of the three. But I need to see more so right now I'd say rams.

>>151805028
Sometimes Cowherd is reasonable. Other times he's veers off the road straight into a ditch with his takes. Him and Mel Kyper really love Shedeur, huh?

>>151805066
broncos should be trying to trade for a real qb

Titans, Dolphins, Saints and Dolphins aggressively pursuing the number 1 pick. What do they know?

>>151804947
And just traded him away, didn't retain him or even get him some additional secondary help

>>151805055
First he's going to fall on his face when it matters most

Darnold's air yards are going to hit the moon the rest of the season

>>151805056
jets get one of these qb in the draft and they may be in business. i still think mitchell can be good

>>151805081
They know they stink

>>151805056
Sauce is way better than Jamal Adams ever was. It's a huge swing by Ballard but Sauce is a great corner absolutely clamps

>>151805028
deion is such a masterful hype man, i can only tip my fedora in admiration. very unfortunate that my team got caught up in the bullshit

>>151805066
big if true

HOW do you get scammed by the JETS?

>>151805086
>goof below Bryce
Lol

>>151805076
Their job is to just talk shit about football for hours at a time, as far as those guys go his takes are pretty decent. He's also smug coastal lib-coded just like me

>>151805028
Lmao

>>151804947
gardener was a consensus top 5 pick not like its some coup by th

>>151805076
Colin's openly said he'll throw out takes for views at times

A couple of takeaways for the day:

-Niggers are subhuman bioweapons unleashed on white america to terrorize Whites
-the media is our enemy
-jews control our banks, courts, and media

That is all

>>151805051
They owned them on every drive that Matt Pryor wasn't on the field for. Is that better?

Two late first rounds = Two early second rounds. Just look at the recent history of hits in that range,.

>>151805081
Don't count out the Raiders, brother.

>>151805081
it's fucking ours! if >we go into 2026 with shitdoor as the starter i'm gonna flip my shit

>>151805102
Woman owner

>>151805066
Another weapon for Bo Nix to overthrow to

>>151805116
Awww someone needs attention

>>151805116
based and insightful

>>151805121
That's nonetheless too much for some dude named sauce

>>151805116
and shalom to you as well, rabbi

Is this guy just going to sit around and do nothing?
Pick up the phone and make some trades already!

VEACH PICK UP THE PHONE..

>>151805115
no shit

>>151805073
>>151805051
i reject this premise- everyone harps on the eagles "almost losses" and clings to them like the other team won
we can ignore the Rams loss to the 49ers, right? but the Eagles dominating the second half and beating the Rams is just "lol lucky"

WHAAAAAAAT WILL MY FUCKING BRONCOS DOOOOOO?!?!?!!?!?!? ANYTHING?!?!!?!?!

>>151805147
3 firsts for Hubbard please

>>151805116
kek, enjoy your ban you fucking weirdo

>>151805081
That great QBs are rare. I think if the Jets can't get Mendoza they'll target Julian Sayin in 2027

>>151805152
I just think I need to see more goos games from Patullo before I declare them better than the Rams definitively.

>>151805047
this guy gets it

>>151805147
Oh shit, Anon's Cat just traded a 3rd rounder for a calico.

>three firsts
damn

>>151805116
HOW DO I SEND YOU 2 FIRST ROUNDERS

>>151805091
True but the receiver they got is WR1 in my eyes. They didn't just give up first round picks.

>Schneider didn't blow his wad and do some meme mega trade
>still made the team better with a good depth pick up that fills out the WR room
Will this be the year he finally wins executive of the year?

>>151805168
>Sayin
JUST LIKE MY DRAGONBALLS! XDDDDDDDDD

>>151804749
Beane will do nothing but sit there with his thumb up his ass.

>>151805168
Nah they'll draft Arch cause loljets

>>151805066
Bad idea for a warm weather wr to go to Denver mid season

>>151805093
All the more impressive that his interviews were apparently so terrible that he completely tanked his stock with nearly every NFL team. You almost actively have to try to be that bad.

>>151805183
Holy fucking shit

>>151805116
This could be interpreted as racist

>>151805183
REAL HOLY FUCK

>>151805128
>>151805130
Shit mountain is incredible this year and only 1 team can climb to the top

>>151805212
>Cowboys tie is going to fuck them in the draft
Kwab

>>151805116
ebin! xDDD

>>151805102
>scammed by JEeTS
its more likely than you stink

>>151805183
nigga that's NUTS!

Don't get mad at me

>Another trade: Browns are sending DE Joe Tryon-Shoyinka and a seventh-round pick to the Chicago Bears in exchange for a sixth-round pick, per sources
wow it's fucking nothing. tank harder, berry

>>151805121
The best defensive player in the 2025 draft was picked at 31

>>151803886 (OP)
I actually can't refute this.
Plus you were smart enough to leave the Clots out.

>>151805232
>bears that high
what the fuck is this shit lmao

>>151805250
what a retarded thing to say

>>151805232
ragebait

>>151805033
Nothing. He’s been excellent in other games. The Packers would have 2 more losses without him. He saved the Cardinals and Cowboys games from being losses.

>>151805232
This is just silly

>>151805183
Try harder

>>151805066
That's ALL it took?
Fuck you Jason Licht. I genuinely believe we are a WR away from being a serious contender and Jason Licht just pissed the whole season away by not making a fucking trade.

>TRADE: Seahawks land WR Rashid Shaheed from Saints
Sam Darnold is having himself an all-star season in Seattle, and now he's got more weapons at his disposal: The Seahawks are adding the speedster Shaheed from New Orleans in exchange for fourth- and fifth-round draft picks, as NFL Media reported.

>>151805269
it wasnt real my friend

>>151805183
>foreign flags

>>151805232
>win the bye
>move down a spot

>>151805278
>rashneed shasneed

>>151805202
it was 80 in Denver on Sunday

>>151805279
I can't believe somebody would do that here....

>>151805170
i get you're nervous about him, and he's been utter shit for most of the year, but i just hate how everyone conveniently "forgets" other teams ACTUAL losses but really fixates on Eagles "almost" losses
It's kept WIP in business for the past 5 years

I was looking through old pro football reference pages for old eagles teams, because i remember them but not specifics as i was much younger- you know how everyone talks about how awesome that very first chip kelly team was? multiple terrible losses to bad teams. Same with the Mike Vick Andy Reid Eagles who played the Packers in the first round, they were really good, but blew a lot of games
Then I realized, everyone blows games all the time, nobody cares, even really good teams end up with 4 or 5 losses. But heaven forbid the Eagles of the 2020s win by a last second field goal, if you listen to the internet that's the worst thing that's ever happened

>>151805285
Kek this
Had these MORONS thinking I was heterosexual
Go Chiefs

>>151805261
>what an insightful and correct thing to say
FTFY

>>mfw i post misinformation on spee.com and people believe it
>>:)

>>151805288
Redditelphia

>>151805296
Winter cometh

>>151805066
I knew it

>>151805278
>Shaheed, 27, has 44 receptions for 499 yards and two touchdowns in nine games this season.

DK Metcalf has 29 receptions for 467 yards and five touchdowns


lmao we basically just got metcalf back for a 4th and 5th rounder

There should be no replies to 151805232
Stop giving him (you)s

>>151805298
I understand. The ONLY reason I would put the Rams above the Eagles now is purely because they have a clear identity and im shaky on Patullo. If they beat the packers or at least play well even if they lose im in.

Some of you weren't here in 2012 and it really shows desu

>There should be no replies to 151805232
>Stop giving him (you)s

>>151805232
What now? >>151805330

>>151805232
Hello friend, hope your day is going well.

>>151803910
>Lose in OT of AFCCG
>Win Owl
>Lose Owl
>Lose in OT of AFCCG
>Win Owl
>Win Owl
>Lose Owl
You would have to be retarded to not consider them contenders as long as 15 is under center.

>>151805343
What do the gold and silver medals represent?

>>151805342
2012 was the last "meh" year of 4chan.
2013 was the point of no return.
[spoiler]it has really been downhill since 2007 tho[/spoiler]

>Head coach Kevin Stefanski told reporters Monday that Sanders is still dealing with a back injury but is getting better.
This dude does nothing, yet still gets hurt. Good grief Charlie Cleveland Brown.

>>151805349
Thank you :)

>>Lose in OT of AFCCG
>>Win Owl
>>Lose Owl
>>Lose in OT of AFCCG
>>Win Owl
>>Win Owl
>>Lose Owl
>You would have to be retarded to not consider them contenders as long as 15 is under center.

>>151805360
Left is Kirby, right is Samus, those are his smash mains

>2 1sts and Adonai Mitchell for a washed Sauce Garnder
Thats actually retarded. Its a bad look for mommy Irsay

>>151805170
>>151805298
The health of the O-line has been a larger issue than Patullo. If they're good after the bye then the team is probably fixed. And then if the D-line guys hit then they're clear owl favorites.

>>151805373
>New Zealand
OK chud

>>151805365
whenever i see anons getting hyped about this dude i just k ow that they're the zeisty kind of anons... tiktok generation even, frens...

>>151805380
Kek really? That's funny

The Bills voted to ban it because it was too dangerous lel

>so begins her daily seethe

fucking kek

>>151805392
>really?
I dunno

>>151805382
nah they're going all in right now which is smart. never know when this opportunity is gonna come around again. lou will make the most of sauce. it is a steep price but its what you have to do if you actually want to compete for an owl

>>151805397
Any team that voted against it shouldnt be allowed to do it.

>>151805382
they're going all in

>>151805397
>People are... playing within the rules of the game?! Ahhh save me niggerma'am oh my heckin science

>>151805403
>>151805405
The move isnt the problem, its the price. Its much more than steep lol

>>151805397
When was the last off-season the bills weren't crying for a rule change?

>>151805397
it's because it isn't football

Why would anyone make up a fake Schefter tweet just to fool people on a cambodian rug-weaving forum.

>>151805423
It's actually peak football which is why you and other people who dont know ball hate it.

>>151805432
Because I'm mischievous >:)

>>151805432
For (You)s

>>151805439
Oh you!

>>151805437
Why is he always screaming? I cant stand his show.

>>151805432
Cause I piss standing up

WHY THE FUCK ARE MY COMMIES MAKING NO TRADES

>>151805439
>>151805440
psycho behavior

>>151805417
Its very steep but you have to take the chance. You have no idea when you may have an opportunity to be the 1 seed again

>>151805445
Based SheWee user

>>151805452
The seasons over and desu they need to rebuild

>>151805458
Both things can be true. Its a great move but an overpay.
>>151805460
Lmfao

>>151805432
If you were fooled you're a super mega retard no body is trading for God damned terrion arnold

>>151805452
season's over bro

>>151805432
im absolutely DAMAGED

>>151805458
Were the colts hurting at db even?

>>151805460
What the fuck is a sheewee

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>>151805342
>Us 12s

Colts are gonna buttfuck the Pajeefs

>>151805487
We'll tell you in the next thread

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Consistently the worst poster itt

>>151805499
GAAADOOOOOOOSSSHHHHH

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>Consistently the worst poster itt

>>151805491
autism

>>151805505
Wrong, none of those are my posts.

>>151805202
It's not as cold here as South Park makes it out to be

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>>151805452
No one wants those old mercs

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>>151804813
This bussy

make a new thread, spammy

i believe in you

Make it

Someone make a new shewee general

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>>151805555

not a fan of nu

Not a fan of Ni

>>151805505
Lol, is that the kiwi? Ive got him filtered already

>>151804689
lmao
>>151804715
qb draft is awful next year
>>151804746
double the metlife blood sacrifices

>>151805573
g

>>151805499
Your arm isn't supposed to do that

>>151805423
It is literally the foundation of football. It's been around longer than the forward pass.

>>151805487
some call it a man chalice

>>151805588
Retard

>>151805599
So has fucking men in the ass that doesn't mean it's not gay

WHY WON'T THIS SHIT THREAD END

>>151805480
Kind of. Our secondary are always dealing with injuries. Cam Bynum got a concussion in warmup running into another teammate. Kenny Moore was dealing with injuries. Etc

>>151805618
Mids disabled bump limitis for gennys so they can stay in use indefinitely

>>151804506
*in the NFL

Thread slave is sleeping

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New Bread

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>>151804672
Rich people clone their pets all the time

>>151804813
Their remaining SNAP balance on their EBT card

>>151805066
going to be a long season and a half, dear god. once tua and mcd are gone at the end of next year we might rebuild