Thread 151805637

NFC Playoff Teams are Objectively LOCKED edition

fire beane

Colts will probably lose a couple now they're due for a slump

Patty Cuckitini

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>>151805637 (OP)
>Play 1 less game
>lose h2h
9ers are spiritually in first place, not the rasm

BEARS OWL CONFIRMED

>>151805658
template if you disagree, but good luck making one more accurate than me

Does Carlie use a Shewee?

haven't checked but surely we are winning the deadline

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>>151805658
You

>>151805658
This is correct, surprisingly

>>151805667
Is he an upgrade?

>>151805673
Do girls really piss all over themselves when they try to pee because of their baginas

>>151805658
You know ball.

>>151805673
>penis envy is a myth chud

>>151805676
They haven't traded Cousins yet, so no

>>151805658
Seahawks are on the outside but otherwise this is fine

>>151805687
Nah the patriots should be switched with the Colts and kc/buff should be outside while Denver and Colts are inside

>>151805684
go on...

>>151805699
who wants a bunch of fragile old players

>>151805658
clots?

>>151805699
coaches dont trade people fren, GMs do :)

>>151805707
>Nah the patriots should be switched with the Colts
lol retard

>>151805690
Generally they piss in my mouth

Myles Garrett to this bussy

>>151805689
No I'm just memeing, he's mediocre

>>151805713
>clots?
they're good
They're not super bowl contenders

Ceedee "Faggot" Lamb

Hey bud. I know you're team didn't make the trade you wanted today and that bums you out. But look on the bright side of life, at least you're not Indian.

>>151805658
>Colts not pictured but a team they beat is
Delusional, non-ball-knowing hater

>>151805713
Colts and Chargers are 1st round elims

>>151805658
give me one reason why the bills should be there

>>151805658
>bills

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>>151805728
Ceedee "How could he drop that? Fuck!" Lamb

>>151805673
That's a ChiefWee

I know they won't

>>151805672
Fixed

>>151805731
>Colts not pictured but a team they beat is
By your logic the Jags are better than the Chiefs
You don't know ball

>>151805707
The Broncos are not a good team. They SUCK.

>>151805740
Is Cousins the ultimate master of finesse? I think he's made like half a billion dollars over the course of his career and he's never really been better than mediocre.

>>151805740
Commanders need to go younger not older

>>151805719
The patriots lost to the raiders lol they're fraud central

>>151805699
Redskins made the offs last year and Jaden "Glass" Daniels is him. They're good for now and during the preseason they were labeled as Superbowl contenders, or so the media told me.

>>151805735
They just beat the best team in the NFL

>>151805748
Lel

>>151805728
Ceedee "VHS" Lamb

>>151805756
They may not be good but they keep trolling their way to wins and they ARE going to cuck the Chiefs out of the division.

It's a very Tebow-esque season so far.

>>151805722
HOLY GAPED

>>151805756
The Donkeys are a good team that's handicapped by a backup caliber QB and a retarded coach that's likes to overcomplicate things

>>151805744
dump kyler and brisket to bridge QB?

>>151805756
And that's why they're going far in the playoffs cause only the fraudulent broncos teams do anything in the playoffs. The good ones get blown out or lose in an epic way

>>151805761
i didn't know they played against my vikies :D

>>151805643
Would make too much sense

>>151805699
Who do they have that's even worth trading?

>>151805761
They played the Panthers last week

>>151805757
Caveats about numbergoesuplol apply but he has the 4th highest career earnings in league history
Dick Poopscott is already 6th KEK

>>151805777
They were on a Bye last week dummy.

>>151805643
Based

>>151805779
OH N-

>>151805779
Yum

>>151805779
I'm thinkin Arby's.

>>151805779
I have a hankering for some Arby's now

>>151805785
Here's 21 through 50

>>151805785
How is Stafford not already a billionaire? That much money over the amount of time he's been in the league, he should have been able to get a wealth management firm or a hedge fund to turn that much earnings into ten figures by now.

The Eagles are clearly repeating

>>151805779
bussybros.....

>>151805715
I promise I will rape you

>Seahawks are trying to make more trades
Schneider can't resist

Lol

>>151805779
Do vaginas really look like that?

>>151805779
I'm going to say something....

>>151805757
you like that?

>>151805816
Some do

Hendrickson to the Patriots for a first

>>151805779
Looks tight desu

>>151805808
If they blow out the Packers and Lions, yeah.
Those two games will be the real test if they fixed their offensive and defensive woes

>>151805828
Is this real lol

>>151805828
The Jets are having a fire sale.

>>151805828
>trade away elite defensive players
>your defense unsurprisingly sucks
>don't tank for a higher draft pick
>trade away one of the picks you got in the original trade for another defensive player

What the FUCK is Jerry thinking here? I don't get it, this doesn't make any sense to me.

>>151805842
Britain doesnt play around dude is the best poster

>>151805828
LOL @ the cowboys

>>151805846
He's senile. His kids need to take away the car keys once and for all.

>>151805816
shit's the gaza strip, blown the fuck up

>>151805842
Yea man. Best trade deadline in recent memory this is awesome

>>151805846
He's been looking for an interior DL since the off season. He tried to get Derrick Brown from the Pants

>>151805828
Another Jerry masterclass

>>151805828
Is he good

>>151805867
Yeah absolutely, but see >>151805846

>>151805658
I like this Shaheed trade a lot, yes his stats kinda suck but any time you can get a 27 year old receiver for some weak ass picks where you know he is a decent person who can catch a ball, you take him.

>>151805867
Yes, but his girlfriend is a lousy kindergarten teacher.

>>151805878
That's what makes it even more confusing

>>151805846
Rapaport said in a follow up that the first round pick will be the Cowboys and not one they got from Green Bay. So probably a top 10 pick

Quinnen Williams to dem boyz

>>151805757
He's no Sam Bradford

How will the Jets waste all these picks?

>>151805893
jets draft well and squander talent

>>151805893
Fail miserably to make any sort of positive impact on their team.

Cowboys stay taking L’s

>>151805856
This is why this season really didn’t matter for the Jets. The plan had to be to blow the team up from the get go. No way Aaron Glen signed up thinking the current roster was good enough to do anything. He had to know that it’d be a 3 year process. Where he made a mistake is trying to rebuild with the Jets.

>>151805879
Seattle will be in the Championship game this year

Maxx Crosby to this bussy

>>151805915
You wish

>>151805893
They will spend them lavishly on marquee positions instead of improving their piss poor lines, and pray that a QB can save them.

>>151805846
Even worse. Dallas is trading THEIR pick not the Packers'

>>151805759
>week 1
Whats the raiders record?

two first round picks for a cornerback?

>Jets are going to have pick #2, #5, and #32 next year
>and two first rounders in 2027
Damn, that's a haul. Who will they end up with?

OH MY GOD
yeah pencil the jets in for tank bowl champions, the rest are just fighting for 2nd overall now. fucking dillon gabriel is about to drop 40 points on them sunday and fill browns fans with false hope

>>151805893
s tosster and a bag of white bread

Seattle Buffalo Owl Loading

>>151805919
bro they drafted membou and fashanu

>>151805918
I do.....sigh
Go Chiefs

>>151805931
>32
Very funny

>>151805927
I would give more than that for Quinyon Mitchell

>>151805846
>What the FUCK is Jerry thinking here?
That Parsons was too expensive and they need that $ to upgrade EVERY defensive position.

why are the cowboys making huge swings, they're not contending this year

>>151805658
Um, sweetie, how can my Bucs be outside the bubble when we BEAT the Seahawks?

It is malpractice if the Chargers don't trade for some o-line help

>>151805975
To stay in the news and keep the franchise valued high

>>151805846
Cowboys are trading their 2nd round pick in 26 and 1st rounder in 27 so they've still got two 1st round picks in 2026

>>151805637 (OP)
We need to have a serious discussion in the western world about how we treat our elderly. It’s sad that we sometimes live to 100 but retire at 80. However it’s quite obvious that beyond 75 years the human brain is not capable of doing highest level tasks. The role for our elderly should become more consultative or perhaps they can lead teams and projects. However it is now objectively abusive that we have men leading the future of so many things like with Jerry Jones and Trump. It’s time to treat an 80 year old leader with the same disgust we treat men who are 60 fucking 18 year olds.

This was not a fleece trade like the Colts did. Still good for both sides, but it depends more on how the Jets draft.

Do something

>>151805637 (OP)
I wondered how many teams have had 3 first round picks in one draft before, turns out, the jets had 4 in 2000

>>151806004
Their window is closed, they should start tanking

Darren Mougey just put the entire league on notice

How many 1sts do the Jets have now?

>>151805744
They will continue to suck. Is this not enough?

>>151806021
Looks like a super villain

>>151805939
Bills ain't making it to the bowl without some major changes. They're the worst team right now with some lucky wins.

>>151806016

If Chad wasn't made of glass....

>>151806021
literally who

>>151806016
Abraham was a beast. Pennington could have been so much more without injury

>>151806016
john abraham was a baller

>>151806027
Three in 2026 and two in 2027

>>151806022
Zone defense kills the daniel jones

my niners should trade brock for a bunch of defensive players and have mac win us the super bowl.

>>151805983
>Um, sweetie, how can my Bucs be outside the bubble when we BEAT the Seahawks?
Because the Seahawks are only getting better.
You still have a solid chance, but this isn't the standings, it's the super howl bubble.
I love Baker.

Is this Jalen Waddle trade confirmed yet? I'm not seeing anything

>>151806021
>Secure a win to avoid immortality as 0-17
>Season target achieved, time to blow it up

does anyone know how many hours left for the deadline?

>>151806021
He's gonna get his Joe Douglas moment after the Jamal Adams trade. Has to hit on the picks.

>>151805991
this will not be a problem in a decade

I wish my vikings would make a blockbuster trade for an elite talent on defense. Kwesi sucks so much fucking dick at drafting that it actively hurts the franchise if he is in possession of a first round pick

>>151806049
a playmaker, and a shot caller

>>151806032
He's 6'5 and a former Wide Receiver kek didn't know that

>>151806046
Jets GM lil bro

>>151806004
Why? The new player will just die... Your Niners are cursed.

>Raiders finally trade Meyers
>Get a 4th and 6th round pick out of it
Jagsfags explain this

WHAT THE FUCK ARE MY BRONCOS DOINGGGGGG

>>151806022
Poor Danny Dimes

Jason please I'm begging you do SOMETHING this year will be our best chance to win an Owl since Brady left and probably the best chance we'll have in the next 10 years stop pissing the season away

>>151806087
Waiting until the 4th quarter

It’s actually going to happen. I am going to die without a Super Bowl.

>woman gets a hold of the checkbook
>immediately blows all your capital on an impulse
I know that feel

>>151806021
Calssic cuck mug. I just know that this man would offer me his disappointingly mid wife after three overprices Daiqiris in a tacky yet exclusive club using the exact phrase
>hey there, we saw you from the other side of the bar and we really dig your vibe. Wanna have a real party at our place?

>>151806087
>getting Waddle for pennies
It's not a big deal

>>151806098
god shes grotesque

>>151806098
It's her dad's fault for not teaching her ball before he croaked

>>151806098
god shes gorgeous

>>151806041
>worst team right now with some lucky wins
Thats a weird way to say the Chiefs
>beat the Russlel Wilson led Giants
>beat the hapless Raiders
>beat the decimated Ravens
>beat the Commanders who were missing their starting QB
Their only good win was against the Lions

>>151806109
What do you mean?

>>151806100
Absolutely bizarre and terminally online post

Breece Hall to your team

Jets are tanking for Mendoza. I think this is a good idea if he is the guy.

>>151806126
If its false then why did I get digits?

>>151806135
>tanking for a mexican QB

Williams isn't even cheaper than Parsons the next few years lol. The only difference is Parsons has a couple more years under contract.

>>151806004
Trust Lynch
>>151806018
>t. Doesn't know ball

>>151806098
is this angelina jolie's gypsy mother???

Are you ready?

>>151806123
The Chiefs do not have any "lucky wins" thus far.
In fact, they're 0-4 in 1-score games.
When they do win, they dominate.
You either don't know ball of you're coping hard because you know at the end of the day KC will probably be at the championship game again.

The Jest, with all their newfound wealth, should pick 3 QBs in the first round and have them battle for the starting job.

>>151806135
Mendoza or Simpson. Justin Fields greatest quarterback at getting teams to pick 1st overall. I see and believe the vision.

There aren’t too many Hispanics in the NFL

>>151806067
He's staying

Jest now have five 1st round picks in the next two years

>>151806146
>Jest
It's buttfumble 1.0

>>151806165
l8

How long does it take a player to move, learn a new playbook, make new friends, possibly set their kids up at a new school if they have any after being traded halfway through a season?

>>151806126
this t.bh

my jetsfrens are doing a good rebuils but they really need to get a new HC and coordinators

>>151806165
I actaully hope they pick good players and build a good team. Not a Jets fan but it would be interesting to see them be good for a change because they haven't been since I started watching football.

>>151806172
Baker learned the entire playbook for LA in under a day

Over/Under 2.5 wins for the Jets next season?

>>151805828
Jerry legitimately thought they would be fine without Parsons. So now when he sees they're not, he's in panic mode

>>151806172
The family stays put for a while usually because of school and shit

>>151806135
>Jets draft a spic QB
I've seen this episode
>>151806156
They should just draft all tackles and win the league

>>151806165
jets could have 100 first round picks and still lose every game

Jets were good when I was a kid

>>151806165
>Jets have 5 potential careers to ruin
ftfy

everyone wants breece hall my chief cant afford it :/

>>151806181
Jets nearly beat the Steelers, Bucs and Broncos. Yea they've only got 1 win but they're not nearly as bad as people keep saying

>>151806146
first time?

>>151806153
>they only dominate against bottom feeders
The Lions are the only team with a winning record they beat because the Commanders' season ended Sunday

Lions trade 6th round pick for guard who was on their roster last year lmao

Why does any general manager even consider a QB under 6 feet at this point?

It's a first (the better one), a 2nd, and Mazi Smith for WIlliams LMAO

>>151806197
metlife eats linemen

>>151806212
Because Russel Wilson was good for awhile

>>151806212
short kangz lives matter

>>151806234
Before he got fucking fat

>>151806201
cough up the 3rd he's worth it

>>151806208
They've made it past regulation of the championship game 7 years in a row anon.
But you're right I'm sure THIS TIME is the time they fall off...

>>151806212
Because Fran Tarkenton was good for a while

Is Sauce even good?

Short kings and pocket princes can be running backs. Simple as.

>>151806255
I like Bolognese

>>151806212
drew brees was a manlet

Bakey quakey status??

>>151806215
Jerry is senile

>>151806244
dangerwich research

>>151806255
Rob's Frog Sauce for me.

>>151806234
>Because Russel Wilson was good for awhile
he literally wasn't his success came at the feet of Lynch, his defense, and then scrambling back and throwing the ball up.

sauce gardner and cj gardner johnson are different people?

>>151806272
Just made some. A proper Carbonara is also great desu

>>151806212
Because Doug Flutie had that one throw

>>151806199
lay back down mr. cheney, you're supposed to be dead

>>151806255
He will rarely intercept the ball and makes a proper play, but he's elite at shutdown.

>Parsons
>'26 second round pick
>Mazi Smith
FOR
>Williams
>'27 first round pick
>Clark
Need it or Sneed it?

>>151806282
leading the league in tds on a defensive team is enough to be considered good

>>151806215
>Jerruh giving up a top 10 pick for an interior lineman
Kek he could've gotten one of the best DTs or nose tackles in the draft with that pick

>>151806098
She looks like she gives good head

Chargers do something abeg

>>151806284
Word

>>151806252
They're currently 3rd in the AFCW and looked like crap against the Bills so that means nothing lmao

>>151806301
Oh also keep in mind this includes a pick swap to move down like 20 spots in the first round for '26

>>151806282
you dont know ball

>>151806255
he got that potion
he freak you fast
or in slow motion

>>151806282
They were never going to win an owl with Matt Flynn starting at QB no matter how good that defense was

imagine the joy of being traded to the Chiefs
Imagine the joy of playing with Kelce and Mahomes
Imagine the joy of receiving a phone call from Taylor Swift

Just ask for it Breece

>>151806325
he's a baseball manlet

Genuinely, what is the Bills front office doing right now? There's 80 minutes left, and not a fucking peep.

>>151806203
well i thought that was a result of their players, not playbook... butwe will see, i have a sodtspot for jets because they drafted me on madden in superstar mode

Danny Dimes is about to cash in hard and then go back to sucking kek

>>151806333
What about Matt Hasselbeck

How many Firsts do the Jets have this draft?

>>151806283
>sauce gardner and cj gardner johnson are different people?
You shouldn't be driving

>>151806323
>They're currently 3rd in the AFCW
Are you implying the Chargers are going to finish ahead of them? Be honest.
>and looked like crap against the Bills so that means nothing lmao
What's their postseason record against buffalo again?
Seriously man, you really don't know ball. Did you start watching THIS season? kek.

>>151806353
Seven

>>151806375
>What's their postseason record against buffalo again?
stop living in the past fren, you dont see patsfrens talking about silly things like that

>>151806353
2 first 2 seconds in 2026, 3 firsts in 2027.

>>151806353
Two 1st round picks in 2026
Three 1st round picks in 2027

They also got an additional 2nd round pick in 2026, Mazi Smith and Adonai Mitchell

>>151806349
If he was in his prime maybe but Hasseldragon also played behind one of the greatest blindsides in history and was used to throwing from a clean pocket the majority of the time whereas the Seahawks refused to invest in it during Carroll's tenure there

I hurt myself today

>>151806255
i don't get it, just because the jets sucked doesn't mean they didn't have good defenders on the roster. sauce is legit

I still go back and watch YouTube Rewind 2018 all the time.
I remain in awe of how bad it is. It's like art.

>>151805749
They are. Queefs are a barely over .500 team propped up by the refs. Jags have the better record and the H2H. You’re the one who doesn’t know ball.

>>151806412
every time I hear that Fallout Boy song I think of it

>>151806375
The Chorgers currently own the head to head over the Queefs so if the Chorgers manage to win again them they own the tiebreaker if they finish with the sane record. The Queefs are on the outside looking in

>>151806348
Darnold got 3 years, $100 million. Jones will get more, not only because numbergoesuplol but also because the Colts backed themselves into a corner going all-in.

>>151806415
>They are.
You don't know ball. The Jags are not even making the playoffs kek.
>Queefs are a barely over .500 team
They will be in the championship game again. Because they do every year.
>propped up by the refs.
mindbroken

>>151806392
Should give them an edge in the GM hunt over teams like Miami

>>151806430
>The Chorgers currently own the head to head over the Queefs
Nobody that knows anything thinks the Chargers are going to win the next game against them.

>>151806415
jags are a hot mess that can spoil a team and that's about it

Damn....

>>151806448
Mougey and Glenn aren't going anywhere

>>151806087
The same thing as my Commanders
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING
NUKE THE TEAM AND SELL IT ALL
>NUKE THE TEAM AND SELL IT ALL
NUKE THE TEAM AND SELL IT ALL
>NUKE THE TEAM AND SELL IT ALL
NUKE THE TEAM AND SELL IT ALL
>NUKE THE TEAM AND SELL IT ALL
NUKE THE TEAM AND SELL IT ALL
>NUKE THE TEAM AND SELL IT ALL

It's pretty retarded how you guys say the Chiefs are done every single year.
Like seriously, you should at least wait for them to fall off first before saying retarded shit.

>>151806445
>Jags have the better record and the H2H
I’ll take you ignoring this as a concession of defeat, thanks

>>151806087
what are you talking about they're fine

>>151806472
the cope is that the chiefs have never been good and the NFL just makes them win because... JUST BECAUSE OK?!

>>151806215
why is he doing this? Dallas is awful not even his offense is good when they play a good team.

>>151806472
>you should at least wait for them to fall off first

>>151806487
Makes them win cause Swifties

>>151806472
They're trying to manifest it. The Chiefs are obviously repeating a super bowl appearance this year, but they think if they say no enough times, it'll manifest into reality.

>>151806449
imagine being a Texas receiver and pretending to be elite, being amongst the fastest guys in college ball, only to get to the league and see anOSU blowing up everywhere

>>151806441
40-something women be like that.
Carlie is a Miranda if you get what I'm saying.

Can we all take a moment to laugh at the Panturds ending Green Gay's season in week 9?

>>151806477
Say the Jags will finish with a better record than KC. Go on. I want the screencap.

>>151806449
Haters will always find a way to laugh at you but Mitchell went in the second round and is a good player. A mistake doesn’t change that. None of it will matter if the Colts win a ring.

Bill's twitter posted an image if our offense saying 'everybody eat' to tell Bills fans the front office is retarded and they won't be making any trades. But the Chiefs got Breece Hall for a 4th

>>151806463
yeah they clearly believe Glenn is capable of a Dan Campbell type rebuild which is why they are blowing up the team for picks. he has at least 3 years of runway

>>151806451
If that happens then the tiebreaker goes to whoever has the best divisional record and the Chorgers are already 3-0 against the AFCW compared to the Queefs 1-1 lmao

>>151806498
They won all their owes before that retard

im a chiefs fan but id be okay with the seahawks winning the bowl

i really enjoyed greys anatomy

>>151806510
Choofs are still finishing behind the Broncos and Chorgers.

>>151806491
>2022
>2023
Huh... who won the superbowl in those seasons again?

>>151806348
He sucked against the steelers.

>>151806510
In division trades don't happen unless both sides are retarded.

F

>>151806519
You don't know ball.
The chargers are actually dead. The Chiefs are not even at full strength.

>>151806538
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>151806461
WELCOME TO YOUURRRRR
CHICAGOOOOO BULLSSSSSS
*john tesh intensifies*

>>151806545
they deserved it for wearing those dogshit unis

what picks do the jets have?

>>151806553
hes enjoying the attention

>Colts get 25-year-old All Pro who will be their CB1 for the next 5 years minimum
>jest get 2 “first round” picks in the mid to late 20s and a bust WR who’s only been a lolcow in the NFL
Highway robbery

>>151806566
Arch Manning

>>151806353
how many busts can they draft in one year you mean?

>>151806570
Sauce gets torched all the time

>>151806555
They are dead but the Queefs are also currently kissing their starting LT too incase you forgot

>>151806560
Over the line, the helmets are ugly but the jerseys look good

>>151806538
fucking BTFO lol

>>151806545
man, imagine if the stoolers picked him off on a pass like this last week

>>151806538
I actually can't believe he walked into that

>>151806506
The Jaguars will finish with a better record than KC and all day you will now mentally picture your mother and father nude and having missionsry sex and you can hear her soft moans in your ear.

>>151806538
My reffies

>>151806570
He's washed and only going to get worse. CBs are almost always flash in the pan. He also just signed a big 4 year contract they're stuck with now.

THE SAUCE GARDNER?!
dude this nigga fell off we're back to pretendin he good?

>>151806538
The worst part is it's not like these people all don't know ball.
They know very well the Chiefs are the reigning dynasty. They are just seething so hard so they project the insecurity.

What.

>>151806649
He was with the jets, anon
Aaron and Darnold have both looked better since then.

Jerry Jones self-sabotage masterclass yet again

>>151806463
>>151806512
Fair enough, sounds like offers are on the table for Breece Hall and Jermaine Johnson too. Hopefully the trust pays off.

>>151806657
Who cares? This is a Dov-tier post.

>>151806670
We gotta stop da run!

>>151806670
jerry jones is based. Cowboy fans are cucks.

>>151806657
He had to sacrifice his first dog in order to become an announcer, everyone knows this.

>>151806004
J U S T

>>151806584
You're an idiot.

I've been shitting so much today

>>151806584
Just since last year. Maybe he needed a change of scenery on a team that is competitive.

>>151806713
Take Lactaid BEFORE you eat
Does wonders

>>151806670
On the contrary, Jerruh is delusional enough to think that the trade will pay for itself and the the Cowshits will somehow end up with a better record than the Puckers

>>151806172
Family usual stay until the school year is done and then move

>>151806657
>Lua Bringdaballova

>>151806730
They're just not good but they're operating like they're a Super Bowl contender.

>>151806670
Benjamin Basedjak is the same faggot who kept shitting on Bo Nix last year. He doesn't know ball

>>151806745
>operating like they're a Super Bowl contender
>trading away Micah Parsons
Pick one lol Jerry is just retarded

Did the Jets pulled a Jamal Adams on the Colts?

>>151805893
>How will the Jets waste all these picks?
what picks do they actually have?
Seeing a lot of numbers going around.

>>151806744
lmao

>>151806749
Not really true, he complemented Nix plenty

>>151806744
kek

>>151806772
Blitz boy!

>>151806778
5 firsts over 2 years

>Jets get the number 1 pick
>Trade back

>>151806772
Yes because AD Mitchell should've been drafted top 15 in his draft year. They got a WR1 plus draft capital for a rebuild. Sauce is good but does not intercept the ball.

>>151806829
That would actually be a good idea. The QBs in this draft are pure trash, and they could build a ridiculous amount of draft capital.

>>151806805
>actually I hedged when it was convenient!!

Hi Ben

>>151806670
>>self-sabotage
Jerry has balls and doesn't give a crap about what the media dipshits have to say.

>>151806255
he's been trash since my reffies started calling his blatant holds

>>151806348
He got the Peyton Manning back pat of approval

>>151806872
You spent the offseason posting about your 5 or 6 team “broship alliance” as a hedge too. Now the rest are dropped for the Broncos.

>>151806829
That's the smart thing to do this year so they won't

>>151806894
>Listen Danny, they abandoned me at my lowest. Now we're gonna make them hurt.

>>151806829
imagine if Fields magically started putting up Vick numbers

>>151806854
he got passed on for a reason, he's still rough with high upside

>>151806914
>they abandoned me at my lowest.
I'm sure Peyton would've done amazing behind the o-line that killed Luck.

>>151806933
that will be two first rounders plus tip

>>151806933
It's the Jets

>>151806933
show me sam darnold's jets numbers

>>151806933
CB is the worst position to judge based on raw stats like these

>>151805637 (OP)
>my Patriots aren't DOING ANYTHING

I hate Elliot Wolf and the (((Kraft))) family so much its unreal.

vrabel making that roastie seethe

>>151806933
SHEESH!!!!

>>151806004
It would be nice to get a mid level edge but it's probably better to save our draft picks at this point

>>151806982
Heckin mogged that bogged walled foid XDDDDDDDDD

Why aren't the chargers doing anything

>hey, you have to pack your bags and leave your family behind for a few months because you got traded
Must be hard being a millionaire athlete

>>151806904
How is shitposting a hedge you retard? I have shitposted and added and taken away different teams from the broship for years here. None of this suddenly makes me not a Ravens fan above everything you do realize that right? Don't tell me you take my shitposting that seriously kek

>>151807014
Sometimes the best way to chorge is to do nothing at all

My Panthers probably not making any moves but it would be nice

>>151806933
How enthusiastic would you be to throw your body all over the field for the fucking Jets.

I want to see how he does against the Chiefs in a few weeks. The Germany game is a weird first game for him. Then they get the bye week before playing at Arrowhead

>>151807014
youre getting breece hall lil bro

My Detroit Lions trade deadline party at Buffalo Wild Wings is ruined now

>>151807014
there's not many moves to make for the Chargers. They aren't winning the superbowl this year with their O Line injuries. At best they probably go 9-8. There's no point in making big trades if you realistically have no chance of making a run.

>>151807020
>lions cowboys broship
this doesn't really hold up anymore since they've had to play each other so much over the past few years

>>151807037
Nah. Stay the course. Morgan's got you guys on a good path

>>151806933
What's his rank in yards allowed per coverage snap? That's pretty much the only CB stat I respect

Deebo and Von Miller to the Bills lol fucking Beane sucks.

>>151807020
CRINGE

40 mins left, come on broncos go get waddle

>>151807055
how do you blow up two tackles that fast?

>>151807020
Don’t get worked into a shoot, it’s not that serious

>>151807097
combination of bad luck and Herbert not doing a great job of setting his protections

>Trey Hendrickson to the Patriots for a 1st round
LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOO

>>151807092
He's not getting traded. Olave won't either, with Shaheed gone.

>>151805658
Fixed that for You

>>151807099
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Classic

The Jets are tanking…the right way? I haven’t seen a team accumulate these many picks in a while

All 32 teams have until 4 p.m. ET on Tuesday, Nov. 4, to strike any remaining player or draft pick deals before the start of the 2026 offseason next March.

>>151807107
Fake

>>151807115
>Fixed that for You
No, you really didn't

>>151807064
It doesn't matter. It's a bit. It's made up. That's what you do when you shitpost. I'm not actually a fan of 3-5 different teams every season. This is honestly baffling to me some people took me seriously this whole time lmfao

>>151807020
Lions/Bills really do have a broship though. Bills colors are based off uniforms the Lions lent them. The owners were good friends. Whenever the Bills stadium gets snowed out, the Lions lend the Bills their stadium. Usually the Bills will buy the Lions facility wings or something to say thank you. It's pretty based.

>>151807115
retard

>>151807106
the chargers have so many injured linemen i would hard eyeball coaching staff

>>151807119
No front office has had the absolute confidence to say "Yeah, this season and team is fucking cooked beyond redemption, get the fuck out" with their chest like the Jets have.

>>151807132
CRINGE

>>151807115
Obviously you don't know ball.
But do you even know how to wipe your own ass?

Bears

>>151807117
I only said backing 5 teams and then not talking about the losers was a hedge. Don’t be upset.

>>151807115
>Carolina even sniffing the Owl
Come on m8

>Garrett Wilson considered "untouchable" according to a team that called the Jets about him, per Connor Hughes.
What did they mean by this?

>>151807160
>U mad
Classic

>>151806744
Heh

>>151807115
>Chiefs put
>Panthers, Steelers, Colts, and Mac Jones in
Listen guys. I have Mahomes fatigue too, but this is just retarded.

>>151807115
Swap the Panthers for the Chiefs but otherwise looks pretty reasonable

Bryce Young is not him, cut the crap

>>151807207
the chargers, colts, steelers, and niners are objectively not in super bowl contention, let alone in the fucking bubble

>>151807115
I admire this shitpost

>>151807232
They all are. Learn ball.

>10 draft picks
2-15 tank mode
Too bad this team can’t rebuild for shit

BOI I TELL YA WHUT THIS YN MARVIN GOT LIPS AH BIG AH MICHELIN TIRES

huh

>>151807231
Pic related

>>151807250
Brady will draft the next Brady

Guys I got another business idea

PLAYERS, GET YER PLAYERS HEEEERE! HOT N FRESH, WHO WANTS SOME PLAYERS?

>>151807260
nice dry dallas bro

>>151807260
Couldn’t plastic surgery fix this? Isn’t it sort of offensive to be walking around looking like an A. Wyatt Mann caricature?

>>151807242
>Cousins screaming DO YOU LIKE THAT as he waterboards his homosexual teammate until he states that Christ is king

>>151807072
He's currently ranked 5th for this season.

>>151807242
Jesus wanted to make fishermen into fishers of men. Sounds gay to me.
Go football

>>151807265
>Bryce: winner
>Love: loser
Only stat that matters

The jets will never be a serious franchise

>>151807250
Huge game for the Raiders season this week. Jets vs Browns.

>>151807264
I take back everything I said, Colts are fucked

>>151807308
Maybe they will when a lynch mob shows up at woody johnsons house and they get a new owner

>>151807045
kek and disgusting
this is a chad /hooters/ only general

>>151807308
they were the first non-puckers to win the owl

Could you imagine Von Miller on the Bills, that defense would be ELITE.

I want whoever pitched the new Buffalo Wild Wing commercials to get fired and never work in marketing again

>>151807344
maybe 10 years ago

>>151807264
>Justin Fields admitted to crying after a game
Why do the Jets do this to people?

>>151807180
This doesn’t really make sense to me. He’s a decent but not outstanding WR1

>>151805893
They will draft an Ohio State QB.

the New York Jets, are the first team with multiple in-season trades for first-round picks in the past 25 seasons

Sauce Gardner is the second player dealt for two first round picks in-season since 1990 (the other was Jalen Ramsey, who McVay's Los Angeles Rams nabbed and a few years later won the Super Bowl)

Quinnen Williams turns 28 in Dec
>Holy fire sale in New York! Hours after dealing Sauce Gardner to the Colts, the Jets are also sending Williams, arguably their best defensive player, to Dallas, where Jerry Jones had been teasing an upgrade for the Cowboys defense. Dallas, which also added Bengals linebacker Logan Wilson at the start of the day, is giving up a package that includes a 2027 first-round pick, 2026 second-round pick and defensive lineman Mazi Smith (selected late first round in 2023)

>That means the Jets have now added three first-rounders in a matter of hours, and the Cowboys have a new face of the defense in Williams, a three-time Pro Bowler who also received Defensive Player of the Year consideration a few years ago. Jerry wasn't kidding about making some moves, and now he has an interior veteran to help offset the absence of star pass rusher Micah Parsons, who was dealt to the Packers prior to the season.

>>151807180
Most black people have AIDS

>>151805658
This is my prediction at this point. I'm going to reference this later when I'm right. Yes, everyone is sleeping on the Ravens and they are going to make a comeback and make the playoffs. Yes, the Chiefs are missing the playoffs altogether. They'll finish with a winning record but barely miss them, possibly on tiebreakers.

AFC
1. Patriots
2. Colts
3. Broncos
4. Ravens
5. Bills
6. Steelers
7. Chargers

NFC
1. Rams
2. Eagles
3. Lions
4. Buccaneers
5. Seahawks
6. Packers
7. Vikings

WC ROUND
Colts > Chargers
Broncos < Steelers
Ravens < Bills

Eagles > Vikings
Lions > Packers
Buccaneers > Seahawks

DIVISIONAL ROUND
Patriots > Steelers
Colts < Bills

Rams > Buccaneers
Eagles > Lions

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP
Patriots < Bills

Rams > Eagles(uncertain on this one, but either way, whoever wins this is winning the owl)

SUPER BOWL
Bills < Rams/Eagles

The narrative will be that Josh Allen, even when Mahomes misses the playoffs and isn't in his way, can't get it done.

>>151807344
he still snaps every now and then but he's not the center of a defense anymore. i like von miller even though he plays for the enemy

>>151807382
>surely this one will be different!

>>151807401
>Ravens
Retard

>>151807384
Jest will repeat as offseason champs before doing fucking nothing with all those picks and continuing to suck. Maybe they’ll package them up for some bust like Allar or Sellers

>haven't seen my team in the playoffs since I was in middle school
>fuck you here's a few more years
I'm actually done, fuck this loser franchise

>>151807359
>I want whoever pitched the new Buffalo Wild Wing commercials to get fired and never work in marketing again
don't check rule 34

>>151807441
>chose to be a Jets fan
Could've just been a Giants fan

>>151807401
Hope it's the start of them losing another 4 straight superb owls

>>151807242
>ask question
>get answer
>try to cancel person over question you had no business asking in the first place
Why are Jews like this?

>>151807441
Wanna join the carditards?

>>151806933
You don't know ball. Excellent CB's cover their assignment so well that QB's don't throw to their man. Can't fill up the stat sheet when the football is thrown elsewhere. Even Reddit knows this...

Myles Garrett is really gonna spend his whole career in that shithole, huh.

>>151807401
>Yes, the Chiefs are missing the playoffs altogether.
added to the cope collage

>>151807441
It's really your only option man. Be glad they are doing it instead of prolonging this shit 10 more years. The Lions won like 3 games in Campbell's first year it was the stockpile of picks that pushed them to contenders.

>>151807441
This is the right move you retard. The Jests were never going to be a real team for the next few years anyway, you want draft capital

>>151807359
is it the one where the blonde bimbo wants to get married to the buffalo

Myles Garret at the deadline please

I'm glad Rasheed Shaheed is gone. He completely completely stopped trying

>making comment collages
Just kiddie things

>>151807519
he's rich and can pursue his other hobbies of yellow fever, anime, and reckless assault

Jets season is lost. Blowing it up and committing to a rebuild is smart

>>151807441
Fix your fucking picture - the spoon would also eject from the grenade if you pulled the pin
>t. went and killed brownoids in afghanistan for fun

>trading young stars for a couple draft picks
Why do dumbass GMs do this?

>>151807115
>Cucs
>Contenders
I look forward to their Wild Card loss

Gonna make a collage of this entire thread

Joe Benigno was talking about he wanted to see some wins and see the team go 5-4 the rest of the way. I think today might actually kill him, like he is legit going to die.

>>151807519
I mean Maxx Crosby has had many opportunities to sign with a contender. He’s loyal as fuck to the raiders

>>151807533
Chiefs have beat only 1 team with a record above .500.

Just made another collage. Now I'll never forget this thread

>>151807417
You're the retard. The literal only competition for the Ravens in the AFC North is the Steelers who are currently 5-3. The Ravens are 3-5 and Lamar is back. They're going to take the division from the Steelers.

>>151807577
Thank you for your cervix.
Protip: no need for the meme arrow. That implies that they were the one that was a straight C student

Good thing the Jets are incredible at drafting. They could even draft the next Sauce Gardner

some lying reporter mfer said the chiefs would be agressive looking for trades

Fuck everything

This has been the greatest thread known to mankind. We will remember this always via my collage

>>151806772
I don't know what that means.
It's sauce Gardner. He's the best pure corner in the NFL. The jets are deconstructing for picks otherwise he'd retire there. I guarantee a bidding war was happening for him. There is always 5 or 6 defenders in the league that you just don't trade unless shit goes bad. Garnett, sauce, tj watt, those type. Denver, houston, run defenses with shells so the cb numbers get screwy on stats. Sauce when healthy is revis level. He shuts down whoever he covers. Rare can who is tall, fast and a film junkie on a manning level.
Like his 3 year teams were running out plays from 60 years ago to confuse him because he always knows what the offense is calling. Sherman used to be like but was limited in speed and only covered one side in zone like most corners do now who "stats say are high level".

>>151807626
Kek, this. One of two things will happen now
>jest use their picks to draft mediocre at best starters
>jest package the picks to move up and draft Arch or some similarly retarded franchise-ruining shit

Stafford is so much better on late downs this year. Last year he was pretty bad.

>>151807633
I honestly would love to see them burn some capital on players they don't need

>>151807633
You're pathetic

>>151807471
>don’t check rule 34
Is there porn of this?????
https://youtu.be/YPJ33rM9Ds8

>>151807557
I want this

Ladies and gentlemen, this has been a thread for the ages

>>151807658
Last one was much better. SheWee ending>>>>>>SheWee start

>Myles Garrett to the Niners
What the fuck

Bills just traded Josh Allen to the Seahawks.

>>151807626
Judging by the current process they'll be tanking next year as well. They need a lottery. They were clearly tanking this year from the start lol

>>151807626
>draft Sauce Gardner
>trade him for two 1sts
>draft two Sauce Gardners
>trade each for two picks
>repeat
In 5 years they will own every pick in the first round

>>151807441
Nigga u serious
This the best thing that could happen to them

When we get to the new thread we'll still be thinking about this thread. It's THAT good

>>151807728
>giant buffalo having sex with some blonde ditz at a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'd be surprised if there wasn't.

>>151807808
Lol

>>151807808
>all spent on Sauce Gardner clones
lost in the sauce

>>151807788
Lottery just changes tanking to rigging. Id rather see tanking

>>151807808
QUICK MATHS

>>151807689
what got into sam darnold?

>>151807574
They're gonna spend that haul on yet another bust QB without addressing any of their core issues.

>micah parsons for quinnen williams and that guy from green gay

point at jerruh, point at jerruh and laugh

>>151807661
>otherwise he'd retire there
Wasnt he simping for homosexual QB Rodgers and gave up on their sophomore teammate and basically the team after Rodgers died the first season?
Nah fuck him
Adams was a top safety as well and he got traded and the picks were Wilson and Sauce (one of them I think)
So yeah fuck him

>>151807884
Correction, a QB who looks like a bust because the jest are incompetent, he goes on to look like Brady elsewhere

>>151807884
browns will probably get mendoza and the talent pool gets mid quickly, can't draft a bust if no one looks great

>>151807661
>He's the best pure corner in the NFL.
kek

>>151807959
Why would you ask a question then go off on a tangent? I can't tell if you are arguing or curious.

>>151807808
i have a better idea

>draft devon witherspoon
>dont trade him
>win a super bowl
>repeat

Ohhh. I see. It comes from in vpns Texas and florida.im heading out. Not doing this.

>>151807554
all of them

>>151807863
>what got into sam darnold?
he has been great since he got away from New York

where do i trade in my sauce gardner coins? i have collected quite a set. and it all started with one sauce.

>>151807115
Galaxy level ball knower

>>151807115
seahawks beat the steelers who beat the colts. the lost to tampa and SF by 7 points combined

>>151808030
>off on tangent
You where the one who brought that hypothetically dude
Why are you niggas so sensitive
I addressed the original statement on the second paragraph