Thread 151806450

Mammoth Edition
Previous >>151796550

Is an mammoth a athlete?

My penguins ):

>>151806493
yeh

Bloodbath in the Pacific.
Who makes it in?

>>151806572
Ducks will fall off later in the season
>kraken
>golden knights
>oilers
>nucks

>>151806572
not the flames! kwab

>>151806572
Fraud division

>>151806615
>four teams from the Pacific
I don't see it happening. The Central is a serious division.

>>151806827
Then this is the year McDavid misses playoffs

Words I understand so far in Serbian rap song:

"Kokaina" (self-explanatory)
"Obama" (?, could be "oh, mama")

whoa

You people.

pretty good string of didn't asks

Nou people

>>151806572
Kraken
Knights
Ducks
Oilers

>>151807031
that's what I call niggers

Blackhawks

>>151807225
post of the year

terrible thing to post

>>151807582
Source?

Is Wyatt Johnston going to be elite?

>>151807587
it's the consensus among good people

>>151807664
no

>>151807229
are going to fall off

another night of hockey without my flames

greatest goalie of all time

>>151807902
Wolfie just climbs the ladder

>>151807823
Probably for the best

>>151807664
hes not 1st line centre material

>>151807958
Ok
I do think he's a GREAT 2nd line C tho

>>151807902
>best
How come he couldn't save the Union ?

LETS GO FLAMES

>>151808109
flames!!!!!!!!!

>>151808109
FREE HUBERDEAU
FREE HUBERDEAU
FREE HUBERDEAU
FREE HUB- AAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAAA MY POINT PERCENTAGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I feel you could all be replaced by AI.

>>151808439
robots could never replicate my wit and charm

I just got back home from waging and took a tremendous marner

>>151806180 #
https://youtu.be/SpjnIb6_zU0 [Open]
>>151806064 #
that's not very lady like

>>151808439
True and AI will validate my insane delusions instead of calling me a "gay retard" all the time

>rags coming off a west coast road trip
>still winless at home
>randy is town
This gonna be good

hahahaha

>>151808439
Your mom could be replaced by AI

>>151808643
femmefield is too pure let her rest

>>151808439
My work here is essential

>>151808923
that's crazy. how much ice time did they get? st. louis is terrible.

thoughts?

>>151809518
If there was a problem then why couldn't the penguins stop them?

>>151809518
based stu

>>151809579
>was
*is(currently)

Hockey club was better name than mammoth

>>151809518
We just need to write one more hit piece about his dad then he'll definitely want to stay

>>151809754
Marner's dad is a fag though

>sitting ar the park minding my own business
>these 3 boomers roll up in their ford
>park right in front of where im sitting
>proceed to sit in their car and talk while staring right at me for 45 minutes
Why are boomers like this

Love hearing from Mike Johnson on Overdrive. Great hockey mind on that guy.

who do you put on his wing? caulfield or demidov?

>>151809889
Owning a vehicle is great since its like a mobile bench with heat .

>>151809903
played in every level he has good takes

>>151809924
Retard

Kypreos says Wolf is not living up to his contract. Valiquette if you are going to have a small goalie, you need to play better defence, and the Flames are going to ruin Wolf by running him ragged behind a shit team.

my beautiful italian wife has spoken on the subject

>>151808439
>implying we're not all AI

>>151810104
I've never Marnered without bending my knees.

The only thing marner was good for was padding his , Mathews and the Maple Leafs regular season stats .
I will only say we needed him if the leafs miss the playoffs
Not having him in the playoffs is a also boon since during them he is just wasted cap space.

>>151810163
we don't call those that here now

>>151810104
*kneels*

Thinking the Flames win out the rest of the season they get the President's trophy

>>151809903
Speaker of the house or Wisconsin women's hockey coach?

i got a thing or two to say about a thing or two

>>151810253
>weekend macklin

>>151810291
you got another thing coming

>>151810354
Great song. I believe it's on the soundtrack for NHL 14, which was a great game.

darude by sandstorm is a great song

>>151810373
And Vice city (aka best gta).

>>151810291
Whatever

I have a thing tonight so I won't be here.
Remember to brush your teeth before bed and say your prayers.

These guys think my Schaefer is bretty gud

https://www.nhl.com/nhl-network/topic/nhln-latest-video/nhl-now-tape-room-6384476679112

>>151810495
What kind of thing? Getting pegged?

>>151810495
a MAID appointment, i hope

lunatics

>>151810566
Retards

>>151810087
>mfw kypreos talks about hockey
I'm so tired of him and friedman I can't stand their voices

>>151810528
>>151810549
You guys can skip brushing your teeth, because you really need to pray twice.

>>151810623
He's not afraid to shit on the laffs

>>151810646
Until it comes to mitchy boitano and then he runs defense better than tj watt

>>151810665
Speak english please.

>>151810623
Is that the cashier from the Jays and Silent boob movie?

>>151810672
before he turned into a massive faggot, kevin smith had some cool stuff. the clerks animated series is one of those things

>>151810683
DUDE WEED LOL

>>151810683
I liked clerks and I thought that guy was good in it. Wish he could have done more films.

>>151810623
All of Canada gets their hockey news from TSN. Overdrive, Jay Onrait, and all the NHL insiders still have some soul compared to the government mandated slop that Sportsnet puts out.

>>151810510
Overrated

What game are we watching

>>151810891
habs

>>151810910
mormon bros we just can't stop winning

Avs + cup 4eva

>>151810910
>according to the espn misery index

>>151810683
Thats to bad because I looked up to him so much as a socialy repugnant tranny porn adict

>>151810910
yzerplan sisters, why are we still so miserable after 7 seasons?

>>151810943
Stalinsisters too

yoooo 6 7

>Panarin-Zibanejad-Miller
Rags are cooked

Another night

>>151811029
Why? That’s team Sven’s 1c

bussy

>>151811030
another dream

>>151811069
good tune

I just hope my canesies beat the rags or get at least 1 point in the standings tonight bros

>>151811097
>not char grill

>>151809673
I'll never forget the clubbies

DARREN PANG IS A MANLET

>>151811112
Based and char-pilled

>Celebrini and Carlsson breakout
>Malkin resurgance
>Scheifele won't stop scoring
goym, how many Top 10 centers can there be??

MERDE

newfie forwards

>>151811142
This post might make me drive to the grocery store

>>151811056
Miller is supposed to be the 1C. Mika is proving again that he can't play with anyone else besides Kreider. Panarin and Miller having 0 chemistry with Miller at centre is bad news.

NHL had Sam Bennett, Tage Thompson, Mika Zibanejad, Connor Bedard, and Elias Pettersson in their previous two Top 10 centers list.

>>151811142
Mmmmmm cookies

>>151811151
Do it

i'm surprised mika has never been a vancouver canuck

i'm the one true 1C

zegras stylin' on my habbies

that zegras pass was gnarly

Flylels up 2-0 on the BEST team in the EAST

uh oh
poopy briefs

c'est terminé

I heard a rumour Zegras blew out Sarah Nurse's back after the photoshoot for the EA NHL cover

holy shit zegras

holy shit monty

nah nah nah actually fuck Monty get this huckster out of net

If trevor zegras was a bichromatic equine native to sub-Saharan Africa he’d be Trevor Zebras hahaha

>>151811276
God dammit anon

BAHBBY BRAHNK

>it IS 3-0

>>151811276
_/ _/ _/ _/

monty better get going here if he wants to go to milan

>>151811276
jen

>>151806450 (OP)
Sami's Mammies and Whammies (formerly Clubbies)

>>151811254
Who?

Jagr spotted

>>151811349
where?

i quit rehab for that?

>rags
Kwab

>>151811114
based

I just tuned in. Habsissies, what the fuck is going on?

>>151811352
Madison square garden desu

>>151811362
MSL has yet to understand Dobes is our real tendie

>>151811361
but now its TUSKS UP

>>151810910
yay my team's number one!

desu i can't blame any of the goals on monty tonight, which is something we say a lot in other games, but tonight was especially bad

my broons gotta get pucks deep

>>151811391
>tfw only frens

>>151811403
eat cock randy

jesus fucking christ
somebody get us that quote of Darren Pang on the Rangers/Canes TNT feed saying "pee pee poo poo"
it was with around 4 minutes left in the 1st
please

habs fans better be careful not to run monty out of town

>>151811406
fuck monty

>>151811411
cope

>>151811411
Seethe

i belief

my flysies :)

>>151811411
dilate

yeah we're not calling crosschecks anymore I guess

I'M ON THE BRINK

is uh

literally missed three calls right there

>>151811472
The power of Dobson

bussy

>>151811476
Garrett Rank was there for the Edmonton game too

>>151811472
iTs DuH gOaLiEs FaUlT

>>151811472
reality check

>>151811472
kwab

My libbies :)
My ragsies :(

it's up
https://youtu.be/k6WyfiT5mtw?si=fGmUX_vSPz9vjd_y&t=378

>3 crosschecks to the back
>playing puck without helmet
>interference
yep it's Garret Rank officiating time

Just tuned into the habs game

>>151811500
i agree with the sentiment but

you need to go back

>>151811526
lots of time left

>>151811549
it's valid when you want to use it for emphasis

>>151811549
He who smelt it, dealt it. redditposter
you wanna bitch them so often, why don't you go pay them a visit

I know my Flyers aren't that good but they are better than last year and much more enjoyable to watch. GO FLYERS!!!

I space


however I feel

>>151811453
She’s shaped like a boy

>>151811570
i'll pay you a visit, pal

Do the stors or soilers win?

>>151811576
well, as long as she has abs and not a gut, cool beans

>>151811580
stors will win :)

What's on his mind right now?

>>151811597
Poop

>>151811597
JUST

>>151811597
Propecia

you philadelphians like octopus falafel? Kinda crazy that a couple of years ago it used to be only $10USD for a plate, now it's 20. The guy's an arrogant self-important fag though.

>>151811479
Updoot

>>151811597
mcdavid recommended him literature again

>>151811597
probably his cousin's sweet walls getting pounded out by chad Zegras

>>151811583
So you’re gay?

>>151811606
Not a philadelphian but I'd fuck w/ it
I've had octo fried rice before, not the same obviously but the point I'm making is that octopus is delish and I'd tear that plate the FUCK up.

>>151811597
well, it's not his hairline

>>151811583
Most homosexual post of the last 5 threads easily

>>151811641
>far right

>>151811657
accurate

>>151811657
Like you wouldn't simp for the /hoc/ pwhl player

>>151811642
there's actually no octopus at all in there, it's just the name of the food truck. The guy grills a bunch of random things usually chicken, asparagus, random veggies, adds in falafel and spaghetti and fruit in the takeout plate

>>151811694
Yes but only when they are bulking.

>>151811597
he's recalling one of my posts yesterday and trying not to laugh

>>151811713
at you? Yeah, me, too.

>>151811642
>octopus is delish and I'd tear that plate the FUCK up.
I agree and it may be petty, but it is the only reason I hate the Red Wings

>>151811697
Well then that's fucking gay if there's no octo
You fucking led me on and now I feel like a fucking retard FUCK

Jk I'd still eat that if I was blazed as fuck or had drunk munchies

Duclair is a hockey beast

someone get a handle on this screaming broad on the tnt broadcast

I dont eat brown people food

>>151811697
Shit I'd eat it sober too. I love food like a fat kid likes cake. Shit I like cake too, I'm probably that fat kid.

what's with the forced rivalry between the stars and soilers? i thought it was knights and soil since forever

>>151811740
He’s awful

>>151811729
dude you fucking suck lmaon

>>151811748
not even Italian?

>>151811762
you mispelt 'lemon', jen

>>151811759
oilers have more playoff losses vs the stars than any other team

>>151811759
hi, zoomer

>>151811538
Shouldn't have doubted

>>151811759
Both cities are full of people larping as Texans

>>151811770
speaking of brown people food, Trevor Zegras loves fast casual italian chains like North Italia and Barolo. Kinda fitting considering how much he likes brown women

UH FLYSIES

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

FUCK YOU PHILTIES

>>151811797
JEN

SUPERIOR PROPANE

BIG DICK NICK

REDDIT SPACING

>>151811606
sounds like some truck in university city or something, I only go to my local halal food cart for lamb and rice

Chicago, Anaheim and Columbus all are retarded for not taking Demidov. The Sharks made the right choice taking Celibrini #1

SCRUM

I find your lack of faith in BUT disturbing

valdar? more like bad goalie

>>151811888
good post also checked

>>151811888
888

>>151811888
>.666

based cross check

>>151811888
he's the anti wolf desu

hm

Every time you see Demidov on the bench he's grinning. fuck I love that he loves this team

msl is a sharp-dressed man

my starsies :(

>>151811914
wolfe washed

WE WANT OTTER

>>151811920
>shoot the puck
>score goals
What a novel concept.

deSHIT

OILERS WIN!

>>151811929
kek basic mtl stuff

slaf is a goon

>>151811933
Pretty sure he's not dressed for this game.

Anders Lee scores!!!

>no crosscheck call
Thank you Garrett

>>151811953
He's backing up according to NHL.com. Dallas should put him in to avenge his game 5 embarrassment

Chaotic pp

>>151811983
>paprikash

>>151811941
There are two different El Zarandeados in my town. I went to one once but I forget what I ordered because i was drunk and high. Latinx btw

dylan lost

the Rangers look suicidally frustrated out there

>>151812049
already better than mackinnon

>>151812069
>mental midgets cant handle a slow start
Shocking

ET LE BUUUUUUUT

Scaaaar
>>151812069
Just like my sex life

K I R B Y
I
R
B
Y

DACH BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

ALL TIED UP

my flysies :(

*DUNDUNDUNDUN*

BUT!

*DUNDUNDUNDUN*

BUT!

*DUNDUNDUNDUN*

BUT!

NORF
Carolina

I HATE REFFIES

Dangerous lead at MSG

Brink on planet retard

that's my zacha

>>151812144
what is it this time

great call, ref!

I wonder why the refs got so based after the 1st intermission

Didn't exactly expect a goaltender battle between Vejmelka and Lyon.

>>151812146
Bro I forget what a Rangers goal even looks like

every single Habs game is pure unadulterated kino

DEMIGOD

UNSTOPPABLE

ET LE BUUUUUUT, DEMIGOD

DEMIGOD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

we're so fucking back!

>scoreless, one period slopfest in Buffalo
............my dabres :)

these Habs are quite impressive

skinngod and nurse masterclass who's beating this team?

fucking insane

JT Miller acting like a whiny bitch

>9 SOG
That seems low for how much offense Montreal has had this period

>>151812234
And the shit goalie that everyone here hates has 27 saves now hmmmmmmmm

>>151812246
24 but yes

>>151812224
>hooks a guy
>drops his stick
>sees the ref's arm go up
>just stands up straight and coasts like his controller was unplugged instead of trying to help during the delayed call
that's some Mitch-Marner-tier mental weakness from Miller
no wonder the >rags are shitting it up this season

shoot da puck, newhook, y'idiot

>>151812246
>the shit goalie that everyone here hates
Vladar is .555

>>151812224
>one pissy retard ruined both the nucks and the rags

MONTY

MONTY

MONTY

Holy shit flylels

based tuukka

>>151812121
Arghhh

it feels like the habs could win the cup with the current roster without having to make any additional moves, maybe just another solid defenseman, in case matheson or guhle gets hurt

>>151812375
they need a 2C

>>151812375
gets dogwalked by sam benett sorry you have to hear it from me

>>151812375
they gotta get through the leafs first

>>151812402
your shitties?

>>151812406
>it was 3-1

>>151812398
barzal is available

>>151812398
I mean we are doing just fine on our second line, as long as Demidov is in it.

>>151812375
Easy there Pierre

>>151812443
I mean, it's November

Dwayne Jetski

>>151812409
They always do fine until they get lazy. Sleeepy. It was 3-0!

Late night wings

>>151812375
Way too early to calling them cup champs lmao, easy bud

>>151812375
Just the right time to be calling them cup champs, good call bud

why are they losing

>>151812493
>>151812479
>>151812459
desu, i don't remember any other teams with an early winning record in the season, winning the way we do with so much instant offense out of nowhere and comebacks

>>151812402
this guy?

>>151812501
They didnt account for goaltending

>>151812398
sid

the

kid

>>151812509
>talks of cup
>shows regular season stats
you have no argument

>>151812558
Can you afford to have a lame like this guy right now with all these injuries? no

swayman is not worth the money

dullass getting outreffed on home ice embarassing

damn, xhekaj got FUCKED UP

>>151812506
Hongcouver 2 years ago

Why can't the Rangers win at home?

our refffies putting the mammy back in their place

>>151807031
I have my poppy Don

lmao another caufield boarding penalty

>>151812618
I think it's related to the fact that they are not very good.

>norwood 3 rookie lap
grim

Caufield's a big guy he could have hurt him

>>151812685
Could be right

>>151812686
I shaved my head and I'm so distraught about it because I don't like totally bald and can't find a length I like and my head is still pale from having hair despite trying to get outside for at least 30 minutes every day I don't know why it won't tan

>>151812712
Ask I did not

>>151812713
>now 20 minutes

apologize

I remember a time when everyone was saying Michkov was better than Bedard because of their match up history. I remember a time when everyone was saying Bedard was a generational talent. Both are shit

>>151812727
they finally got one with about 6:40 left

>>151812742
We're Celibrini and Demidov board now

>>151812739
je m'excuse

Avs will go to OT. Will they win?

>>151812375
least delusional habs fan

MERDE

>>151812772
Ya by fuckin accident because the guy was trying to dump it in and missed the corner by a mile

>>151812780
fact check: no

Why are the rags total ass
Do they have fewer goals than the Flames

Take that, hebes!

yeah, montembeault isn't making team canada

>>151812809
based

>>151812809
Just what the rags need, a middle eastern mayor

Why are Habs fans doing the wave during a one goal game?

>>151812802
next time compare them to a shit team if you wanna make the look bad.

>>151812823
retard

>>151812824
They’re from Montreal, please be patient

>>151812802
>mika and panarin are lazy as fuck
>Miller hasnt gelled with anyone
>bottom 9 is filled with 5-20 point players
>defence is Adam fox and 5 morons
>the goalie is overrated

>>151812809
reminds me of that tragedy

who let khustodinov out? who? who

>elbow to the fucking head
>no call
holy fuck I hate mario kart officiating
if you're trailing you get all the powerups and if you're leading you get nothing

>>151812809
stupid anti white

>>151812824
https://youtu.be/X-7CgtTpd5c?si=QvjpwdVfBqpObi0E&t=1017
pourquoi pas

>>151812823
I'd much rather have that Paki than old school corrupt sexpest mayors with ties to the mob

>>151812809
welcome to the rice fields mother fuckers

my avies :)

>>151812809
>NYC falls to Mamdani
>NYC blue state blue team loses to red state red team the same night
it's like poetry, it rhymes

>>151812860
average reform voter

fraudreal sprinting towards another ot win

>>151812823
extremely zionist post

>>151812809
the absolute gnashing and wailing over this dude is lmao as fuck

what's he saying to them right now?

>>151812902
>rags

>>151812898
New yorkers are all retarded

where's matt rempe when you need him

>>151812902
Letting them know about the caliphate

>>151812902
just taking his time drawing a large veiny penis

>>151812908
read this in a nasally and whiny accent of a particular variety

>>151812902
>1 shot on goal in 26 minutes
>gave up an empty-net goal
>coach just yelling at the players
>getting shut out
the >rags are in dire straits

Why is Mcdavid afraid of scoring goals?

>>151812898
26 billionnaires are trying to take this guy down, but people are more concerned about him being a paki

Rangers you fucking suck

CANES WIN!!!
\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\

>rags
>a
>g
>s

>>151812934
>>

>>151812927
>seats are empty
>the few remaining fans are booing
lol

HASBS WIN!!!
\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\

Zadarov made the islanders his bitch glad to see that numale Adam fox wannabe get btfoed.

MY MAMMOTH!

>>151812927
Watching the rags fans and media slow realization that their team is shot has been great. They were on such a high after game 2 in Buffalo going on and on about how great the 4th line looked.

rags sisters... how could this happen to us... we completed the fastest rebuild in history and now look at us...

>>151812879
average land acknowledger

>>151812946
When's he playing?

>>151812949
No way

How will the governor react to his city electing a communist.

God damn the Mammoth did it again

>>151812908
retard

even worse, hes a muslim

>>151812963
The governor is a woman and endorsed him months ago.

>>151812963
erecting a exclusion zone around it to contain the cancer

habs entire strategy is to get to garytime

>>151812963
another extremely zionist post

>>151812981
>>151812978
Noel has aids

>>151812963
the governor is a lady

>>151812939
gg fellow caniacs

>>151812978
no the governor of /hoc/

>>151812977
never ever trust a muslim. nyc is fucked

Can you jeets stop talking about US politics thank you

everyone that pedophile endorsed lost or is losing in dramatic fashion

>>151812994
Can I give the same answer?

>>151812873
our avsies :)

and it's on tnt so i don't have to watch the altitude retard crew

>>151812978
>>151812991
newfags OUT

THE HURRICANES ARE RIGHTFUL HARTFORD STOCK

Why is /hoc/ so active right now

stephan is now stephanie?

>>151812960
i hate the migrant hotels, i think the mass immigration is killing the west, but i'm not actively voting against my interests just because one of the best political candidate we've ever had at any level anywhere is a paki.

And fuck the indians, they've added nothing of value to society and whine all the time.

>>151813011
habs

>>151813004
bud is a manly man

>>151812999
I don't know if you're aware of this (you are) but the other guy is a jewish rapist who killed a bunch of old people

>>151813011
Because I started posting something other than hockey

>>151813011
retard hours were extended

>>151813010
next Whalers game is January 3rd

preemptive CAUFIELD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>>151813021
not after dinner

>>151813019
is that why there are mutiple leafs hellbent on defending a literal muslim? habs fans dissappoint me more every day

I dont live in nyc so I dont care I just like laughing at their hockey teams

The USA literally elected a communist

>>151813041
hey that's another extremely zionist post
you guys are on a roll!

>>151813034
i took my meds today so i was allowed to play on the internet with my friends

>>151813011
there are many exciting games

>>151813041
Paki bretheren

>>151813041
welcome to the future, chud

>>151812993
North Carolina is beautiful

both of those OTs were awesome
>top drawer, Gary

>>151813041
i don't care about the gay liberal muslims because they have negative appeal for the sorts of muslims that cause a lot of problems

>>151813075
thoughts on your loss to bud?

why are leafs the most consistent anti-zionists of all /hoc/?

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT???

>>151813081
We shouldn’t have to even think about any muslims at all

LET'S GO BROONS!!!!

>>151813011
im off my meds so there are more personalities here tonight

Gary really wants this one for Philly

>>151813093
Any of the children of Abraham, for that matter.

>>151812975
Cheers from the soda bar

>>151813089
>owning semites by boosting another semite
Birds of a feather

I am strongly of the belief that there shouldn't be any shootouts in regular season games.

>>151813093
this. they should all be back in the desert and should they try something again, launch another final crusade

>6 home games
>6 home losses
>4 shutouts
>rags

>>151813113
>Birds of a feather
You're literally being a parrot.

>>151813116
cool it, chud.

>>151813113
How retarded are you?

>>151813121
stfu nigger

bruins arent sending their best to this shootout. not sure they have any

>>151813117
yeah antagonizing the middle east went over so well for europe last time

>>151813126
>stfu nigger

MY BROONS! :)

>>151813129
Didn't matter.

>rags had 1 shot in the final 28 minutes of the game
>it was a flip in from the neutral zone that bounced on net
Kwab

SHOOT OUT TIME

>>151813131
only because europe didnt deal with the lefties first. muslims are weak and pathetic

>>151813137
OUR BROONS!!!

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>>151813143
NEW

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>>151813147
fuuuuuuuck

my avies :(

>>151812828
True enough, MY FLAMIES will bring the cup home, with hoob scoring 30 goals in the ploffs, and Wolfie getting at LEAST one goal

>>151812855
This is why I don't even like watching regular season anymore, they do the same shit they pull in the playoffs always.