Thread 151810524

tradie breakfast edition

sick of it all

Good morning again alf

good morning

Thoughts on footy?

>>151810590
good band

I plan to masturbate tonight

i refuse to watch aflw

>>151810524 (OP)
>43 grams of sugar

Shant

>>151810770
not enough sugar for you, amerifat?

ausfatlians are some of the most obese subhumans on planet earth

>>151810867
That's more sugar than a can of Coke

>>151810875
Brown hands typed this post

had the weirdest dream last night

Were you marching as one on the road to the holy grail

need to stop obsessing over her

draft looms

this is going to end in tears

>>151811107
Crisp every essendon season since 2005 (20 years)

might ride my scooter down lygon st

>>151811169
Grab me a ‘za and a gelato please

>>151811169
Pick me up a feisty wog gf thanks

>>151811282
flavor?

>>151811322
flavor?

>>151811326
One scoop lemon one scoop lime

>>151811333
zesty

Why don’t they want young people to use the internet

>>151811365
got no idea

what is kibbeh

Horrific, another plane crash in burgerville. This time on takeoff with a full tank. Not a fan of all these unreliable planes recently

there is at least one aviation disaster every week ever since the vaccine rollout

Morning.

>>151811515
shalom

>>151811326
Aged 18 years thanks

what would you do if you found out that your oneitis' marriage was over

>>151811569
bit hard with school on, champ.

>>151811737
they only picked abbott because the selectors feel bad for him after he killed that kid in the nets down at ferntree gully last week

>no konstas
fucking based
cunts a hack

you honestly thought that was a funny post

>picking cameron "ah me back" green
>picking big bash players
>picking khawaja
>picking lyon instead of zampa

congrats on the ashes, englel.

>>151811827
based retard

need a missus that looks like this

i voted for mamdani

Need a missus that looks like THIS.

>>151811935
I'm an essendone supporter and I honestly would.

thanks mate my boss just saw that picture on my phone and now I’m meeting with HR

>>151812080
You are getting a promotion.

dead thread
dead sport
dead state

>>151811737
>>151811763
He’s always looked like a spergy hs teacher

>>151810524 (OP)
yum

>>151812380
meant for
>>151811935

Thinkn might have a toastie for morning tea.

>>151812490
I wouldn't

>>151812490
Im easting a tostie for lunch right now
>avocado
>ham
>cheese
>pickles
>spicy mayo

>>151812531
>Im easting a tostie for lunch right now
>avocado
>ham
>cheese
>pickles
>spicy mayo

>>151812531
Grim

>>151812594
It was pretty good. Wish I had a 2nd desu im hungry

>>151812594
whats grim about that you silly fuck

Not even going to bother answering those two posts.

>>151812679
based me

I thank god every day I wasnt born an essendon, st kilda or freo customer

I'm a blooser btw

>>151812732
Amen but Indian.

>>151812745
Rude cunt

>>151812811
BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD!!!

>tradie hater made a thread at 10am when he woke up
Lol

>>151813042
We were using the other thread til it got deleted

>>151811365
So they can only receive information from one source.

>>151812743
so why don't you kill me?

>>151812732
my mum is a dons supporter, my grandparents were souf melbourne supporters. i chose my own path... and became a poort fan

really sick of all the spastics here in aus who glaze that muslim poof in new york, even if you're a commiepoof you should realise this faggot won't do shit to fix america

>>151813441
go off, king

I just had sex and it felt so FUCKING good.

>>151813501
How did you meet him?

biz idea: daily afl crossword

>>151813873
How does it make money?

>>151813897
By banging your mum

>>151813501
Yes having a top who knows what he's doing, stimulating your prostate - beyond words

"Former Australian rugby league star Trent Merrin has been arrested and charged with allegedly stealing $140,000 worth of cryptocurrency.

Detectives took the 36-year-old into custody at his Barrack Point home in the Illawarra on Tuesday, following a year-long investigation.

In November 2024, Orana Mid Western Police began looking into claims a 29-year-old man's cryptocurrency account had been accessed without permission.

Officers from the Lake Illawarra Police District and State Crime Command's Cybercrime Squad raided Mr Merrin's Barrack Point home on Tuesday morning.

They seized several electronic devices, which will be forensically examined."

>>151813404
Crisp

https://www.sportingnews.com/au/rugby-league/news/afl-nrl-sport-australia-news-fans-popularity-rugby-league/047576889f58054ab85099d6
today i will remind nrlsperg

wake up spastics

>>151814644
Im at work mate

Zak Butters has announced his preferred next club of choice, picking the Brooklyn Nets.

Baseball mogs cricket objectively

>>151814813
wrong

>>151814813
very wrong desu

I just woke up after a very comfy 14 hour long sleep session

>>151814965
kino

How good are jatz

nilered be like
>and it was at this point i was feeling pretty excited
>and it was at this point i was ready to relax
>and it was at this point where i was feeling pretty nervous
>and it was at this point my undies were feeling very pooey

desu

>>151814813
Nice troll

I've flown from Australia to Europe and vice versa without sleeping and upon arrival didn't sleep for anywhere close to 14 hours

>>151815074
did your arms get tired at least

>>151814298
could you imagine how much this would be spammed if the results were reversed
very sick individual that nrlsperg

the nrlsperg

brb got to put the bins out

>>151815118
*takes essendon to the kerb*

>>151815118
ta

penis ehehe

Might treat myself to a dishwasher nose beer tonight

starting to think i live pretty close to one of youse

>>151815217
hold on let me shout something outside

>>151813441
i just like how his election campaign and victory has furthered the noble cause of antisemitism

just hear some poof yell out faggot

nick daicos fucking lol

>>151815246
what the actual fuck i was just thinking these exact words

>>151815252
i think nick daicos when someone posts faggot too

the girlfriends

met up with my cousinza today. he introduced me to his new gf.
>he's 50, she's 23. she's also the daughter of his brother's ex-wife and has known her since she was born

heads up fellas apparently responding to your missus yapping about mouths and cupboards with
>moths are gay
doesn't really assist the situation

You put your right hand in
You put your right hand out
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey-pokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about

if nick daicos was an insect he'd be a moth
cuz moths are fucken gay as fucken fuck lmao kek haha

>>151815264
he has been cooking

How often do you blokes shower

>>151815364
whenever mom makes me

Im a ugly angry cunt and no one wants to be my friend

i fucking stink and i need to shower but i forgot to wash my jocks so i got no clean ones to put on

im so boring and lacking in life experience i cater my posts to whatever is being discussed at the time

if you never open the email
you never get the bad news

My eyes are 9 inches apart

women talk to you just to talk. you don't even need to pay attention just reflect their emotion back to them and they'll be happy as.

now this is alf

>>151815419
Nah i cant do that

Women are socially dominant, Im scared of them

any idea what I should do with my life?

had a dream last night that angus taylor was pummeling my boypussy

>>151815443
just bee yourself

>>151815443
be an apprentice plumber like jim

>mistaking being a loud obnoxious cunt with being dominiant

kek real virgin hours

>>151815465
No need to insult him

If I were a footy player I would fuck a different bitch every day, smoke tons of crack, and hang out with dangerous criminals

>>151815264
beast mode, holy fuck

>>151815561
that e90 can be saved

Why do tradies make commie parasites seethe so much?

>>151815577
whom are you referring to?

got a thread on biz about to do iron man numbers

she fucking hates me

>A Facebook page with 270,000 followers has sparked outrage after posting a vile sexist "joke" about Melbourne Cup's second-ever female winning jockey.

>Could be a wet track
>Probably pull out and come down the outside

crispo

the fucken jockey got more attention than anything else. such bull SHIT

>>151815579
Whats the topic of the thread?

I would butcher the whole world if only she would love me

love isn't real

>>151815689
not to women, no. they're too transactional

>>151815406
That just means you're a visionary

love frogs, me

This general is crying out for it's saviour RC.

Did any of you receive your Janitor acceptance email yet?

>watchin House Md on tv right nao
>feel like dr Gregory House because I had a personal success breakthrough. All with my own grey matter ...


Okay.

What I did should help alot

I was an Alcoholic for one, nearly two years. It started as keeping a bottle in my house. I would go through that in a month. I did use it to relax. But it got worse. One became two and so on, untill I was drinking everyday. I would wake up and my brain demanded that I drink. It wasn't too bad as watching Dr.Phil had a guy drink up to thirty cans in one day. My worst was a 6-pack and cans of premix.

Step 1: Magnesium got rid of the craving but the boredom was left. My stimulus was drinking. I turned to it. It has the same principle as snaking. I thought maybe I was rewarding myself by drinking and using that system to fulfil it. Would upping my dopamin in my brain alleviate this? is that possible? Yes it is, for me and my individual brain chemistry. yes you can increase dopamine from the foods you eat. it takes time. Maybe 5 months which may not be bad for some, but the payoff is worth your effort. Serotonin too. That is also involved in boredom.

Now my stimulus has turned to other things and i haven't thought or even got tempted when i go to the shops. I can watch a movie without eating popcorn. it has changed my life. Now I am the opposite: looking after myself can be addicting! I wonder If any of my bros do this ... I jot down useful nutrition information and it all comes together like a painting.

>>151815753
interesting

/afl/ really fell off when I got too busy to post here all day

>>151815788
realistically AFL being as shit as it is has directly contributed
also 4chan literally making it harder to post with their 120s cooldown

>>151815794
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

>>151815788
>>151815794
the janny war never ended, our enemy simply changed to more subversive strategies

house is just 4chan incarnate

>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8PRQWh9thy0

>>151815803
>huh?
House is /alf/ coded

>>151815794
So true, I barely post now

Do y’all have to wait 300 seconds before making a new thread too? Don’t even remember when or why it started but I assumed it would go away

>>151815878
yep

I hate bedtime

things were never the same after the great janny spergout at the end of 2023

>>151815897
trvke

I can only post in one general at once so I was in /cric/

>>151815794
The 120 second cooldown only lasts for around 15 minutes or so when posting with a new IP. After that it becomes the default 1 minute. How is that giving you so much trouble?

I am definitely not gay

>>151815907
Not him but it causes grief to the humble phone poster

>>151815907
up until they made that change, did spammers give you that much trouble?

These jannies think the more they lock us down and ban us it strips us from our power, they even think we're a dying breed, they're dead fuckin wrong

Bet doll fucker has more bodies than me

DOLLFUCKER SAVE US

>>151815939
This I've turned my attention to much bigger and grander things.

How does dolly stay so clean?

>>151810524 (OP)
So, I was looking at that logo, it madey Spidey senses tingle. Turn it upside down, it definitely says "ajep". Pop that in along with "Hebrew meaning" in Google, and bam.

They always have to signal each other.

>>151815930
and i thought my fetishes were bad

Hey
Relax
Guy!

You're among your bros

Are you guys looking forward to christmas

fuck you i wont do what you tell me

>>151815984
Yes Christmas is comfy. I've already started thinking about pressies.

Can't remember the last time I got a christmas or birthday present

>>151816004
based sadcunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKWT6CKSGb0

>>151815921
On some boards, yeah. How is it giving you so much trouble?

whats your problem with indians, how are they giving you so much trouble?

wonder what paulene hanson think of homeland india

go one nation

ban all indian ip's

>>151816035
's
denotes possession
just an 's' for plurals
okay, champ?

yes,, there are too may indian brother come to staylia nowadays .. i came here in 2013.. im ok

how cool is simpsons fortnite

>>151816027
Brown skin and cacophonous accents

>>151816035
If a forum/imageboard/social network was launched and part of their platform was that all Indian and Israel IPs were range-banned I'd be posting there from day 1.

>>151816039
yes i'm a grammar Nazi but 4chin loikes the Nazis
so:
https://youtu.be/evQUOwTQvgk?si=G2V0to9caO2WalpM&t=11

>>151816043
They blew it. Now you have to go home too, Deepak.

>>151816083
I've come around on the white shorts + black backed jumper for collingwood. Used to hate it because the total inversion has always been their best look

bigfooty jumpersperg board for you champ

OH SHIT!!!!!!

>>151816125
i hope thats india

>>151816125
>poople rain

>>151816125
LITERAL

SHIT !

KAKA !

DOO DOO !

DOOKIE !

COLLINGWOOD !

INDIA GOES IN THE "BIN"DIA

No, don't mess with Indians. They know this Martial Art called Kung Poo

>>151816178
You're confused, that's a dish which they consider a delicacy.

been thinking that we should more effectively tax resource exports (eg. gas, coal, critical minerals, etc.) instead of giving them away to foreign companies basically for free and then buying the resources back from those companies at some of the highest prices in the world

been thinking about ella roberts sitting on my dick

>>151816229
Wow, revelatory thinking here. Can't believe no one's ever thought of this. It's so obvious that it's almost like it's a deliberately malicious decision.

Indians getting the blame for white supremacy on the news tonight

>>151816285
Wanting more white people is simply a natural reaction to being introduced to more Indians.

>>151816244
thta's some bloke's daughter, mate

apparently the beaver full moon tonight

>>151810878
You didn't answer the question
>>151810524 (OP)
2 iced coffees, please

>>151816416
I'd like to see Ella Robert's beaver and full moon

I wish I was a sexy girl with big tits and a fat ass

>>151816439
chin up kate (if your neck can support it, don't injure yourself)

Safe And Effective.

>>151816470
fukushima

bless you

>>151815561
That is just completely NOT how you build a quarter pipe

>>151816480
Gesundheit

*Ronnie McNutt*

cumming after a big mac, call that a ronnie mcnutt

>>151816759
nutt nutt in the zutt iykwim

Could go a Double Quarter Pounder and a large vanilla shake right now desu.

CFO

hmmmm

>Former class members during Starmers time at Reigate School have confirmed he was known as 'Sniffer'.
Apparently he had a vile daily habit of walking around with his hand down the back of his trousers, then sniffing his finger, often running from side to side under his nose like a 'Perfumer' .
"Sometimes he would use a writing implement", one former class mate said " We called him 'Sniffer' he was a loner and rather strange, I always gave him a wide berth and most certainly never borrowed a pencil from him.

>>Former class members during Starmers time at Reigate School have confirmed he was known as 'Sniffer'.
>Apparently he had a vile daily habit of walking around with his hand down the back of his trousers, then sniffing his finger, often running from side to side under his nose like a 'Perfumer' .
>Sometimes he would use a writing implement", one former class mate said " We called him 'Sniffer' he was a loner and rather strange, I always gave him a wide berth and most certainly never borrowed a pencil from him.

>>151816784
a small child can hold one of these and eat it one handed. that's how you know mackers burgers are too fucken small!

Rise and grind

>>151819150
Up and at 'em

Good morning alf

>>151820994
Good morning legend.

morn

>>151821221
Morning tiger.

>>151820116
She's so pretty

Spastic on the radio is sperging out against the woke agenda

>>151821355
99% of people can't even define "woke".

>>151821405
Neither can this guy. Every thought he has gets interrupted by something else the activist snowflakes do that pisses him off

Just done the 1st of 4 daily poops. I feel as light as a feather

>>151821484
that's great mate

i get paid over $130,000 a year to work maybe once or twice a week
the rest of the time, i'm just in the office with one other guy (who is an annoying and retarded fucking mong, it must be said) because my boss is always at his holiday house or playing golf

>>151821611
what do you do

>>151821611
Nice mate

>>151821664
it's a bit of a niche field so i don't want to dox myself but it's to do with health and safety

>>151821693
Always wanted a comfy mooch job like that where I'm just paper shuffling all day.

the lion doesn't concern himself with fucking retards

>>151821355
he sounds based

Why are you posting here then?

i get paid $30,000 a year to do absolutely nothing

>>151821975
2025 season in a nutshell

>>151822477
Find this picture disturbing.

>>151822531
I'm trying to be positive

how many flags would chris scott have as a coach if the afl hadn't turned a blind eye to the under the table deals that they like to roast carlton for

There isn't a single player today anywhere near the skill level of Alan didak

>>151822621
2020
2021
2022
2024
2025
the cats era that should've been

chris scott is the pep guardiola of afl

maybe you didn't understand my previous post. chris scott is corrupt. he is lucky to have any flags as coach. it is the corrupt deals he puts in place for his staff, his players and himself that helped him win anything as a coach. and yet, people still put shit on what carlton used to do.

>why yes we will keep me on as coach for another ten years (signs admin contact with one of the sponsors of the cats) and we will also sign rowell and marshall and maybe even another top 10 player to go along with baz and jezza and all the up and coming players we have that will need bigger contracts
>heh nothin personal

>>151822550
ok

surprised there has been no clapback from the cattey. its the middle of the day in geelong.

>>151822809
god i wish I was that teddy bear

>>151822858
why

>>151822842
Maybe you should ping him
Some of us have lives outside of this thread

>>151822809
ARSEA

stinky gooey hole

Wen will a niggah win the brownlow?

>>151823442
when some sudo nicks it

>search "bonnie blue nude" to see what all the fuss is about
bloody hell that clit is ginormous, looks like a small cock

>>151823678
her arsehole looks absolutely hammered

>>151821611
same but only like 90 (60 in bank) so its a bit shit

who /NNN/ here?

you are a sad little man.

>>151823910
$90k is perfectly good money, especially if you don't have to work hard for it
i have retarded/lazy mates who are on $60k working in factories and shit and are older than i am

>>151823921
i thought double neegah was bad .. but triple Neegas??

Some of you should listenn to Albo's new advisor, a 12 year old girl named Flossy;
>go outside
>play sport
>speak to your friends, not type at them

>>151823713
1,000 tradies in balaclavas are capable of great things.

>>151824036
it pretty much all gets spent somehow, bills groceries, constant unexpected bullshit, if on 130 you would have a nice amount extra to invest or have fun

>>151822621
>>151822694
>>151822704
>>151822722
>>151822842
elite tier posts in an otherwise trash thread.

>>151824093
all me

>>151824084
do you have a missus?
dual income is the secret to wealth
you'd have to be on $250k to have enough money as a single these days after getting ripped by the higher tax brackets and medicare levy etc.

>>151824122
My wife earns 130k. Much more than me

eh my wife she has vagine like sleeve of wizard but is good on plough

>>151824183
$220k household income is good
if you can't have fun, i don't know what to tell you

>>151823713
wonder if poos just fall out of there as soon as she sits on the shitter

>>151824242
she has visible haemorrhoids in half her photos kek

>>151823713
She doesn't take dicks up it so what's the deal? Is she constantly constipated and squeezing out big, rock-hard turds?

just arrived to the /alf/ for the day. this is riveting discussion

>>151824302
i bet she exclusively does anal behind closed doors so she can rest up her snatch for her weekly train ride

>>151824318
look at Mr 'I'm too good to discuss Bonnie Blue's asshole' over here.

>>151824318
>hammers
>riveting
/alf/ is a pro-tradie general.

>>151824070
>flossy
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072999/
looking good albo

Why do tradies knock off just as school is finishing?

>just arrived to the /alf/ for the day. this is rimming discussion

ftfy

>>151824382
tradieing is daycare for men

>>151824492
>>151824492
>>151824492

nuui

>>151824382
why do schoolkids finish school when tradies are finishing work? schoolkids {and those that whinge nearly as much as alf posters, the leechy teachers) can easily work another 2 hours.

>>151822670
2019 as well
>Tomahawk suspended and misses prelim for a bullshit call
>Houli clotheslines Miers with more force in the prelim and nothing happens because he's a zuttslut

>>151822231
He is.