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Anonymous Germany No.151815813 [Report] >>151815923 >>151816098 >>151816108 >>151816428 >>151816454 >>151816476 >>151816477 >>151816581 >>151817837 >>151818132
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Anonymous Indonesia No.151815866 [Report] >>151816118 >>151825955
idgi
Anonymous Germany No.151815877 [Report] >>151816096 >>151816108 >>151817261 >>151826262
>yeah let me tell a joke before i go because that's so in character for me, right?
>haha becaues i'm le quirky bavarian guy, get it?
>boomers and midwits will LOVE it
Anonymous Netherlands No.151815923 [Report]
>>151815813 (OP)
German humour
Anonymous France No.151816047 [Report]
i was expecting an antisemite joke desu
Anonymous Germany No.151816052 [Report]
>having a personality
>in contemporary football
We've lost the last great one. It's all NPCs and tiktok zoomers form here in out. Pisstiano and Pissi could never.
Anonymous Germany No.151816096 [Report] >>151816181
>>151815877
Shut the fuck up, pseudo-intellectual bitch
Anonymous Germany No.151816098 [Report]
>>151815813 (OP)
good one
Anonymous Nigeria No.151816108 [Report] >>151816181
>>151815813 (OP)
heh
>>151815877
brainlet
Anonymous Lithuania No.151816118 [Report] >>151816404
>>151815866
nobody does. just pretend that it's funny.
Anonymous Germany No.151816181 [Report]
>>151816096
>>151816108
>they fell for his charade
Anonymous Germany No.151816404 [Report]
>>151816118
you don't have cake at funerals?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151816414 [Report]
it's a bit grim for a joke tbg.
Anonymous Italy No.151816428 [Report]
>>151815813 (OP)
I love Germans :)
Anonymous Egypt No.151816454 [Report]
>>151815813 (OP)
kek
Anonymous Germany No.151816457 [Report]
Just broke a rib laughing fucking KEK müllLEL indeed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151816476 [Report]
>>151815813 (OP)
>german humour
Anonymous United States No.151816477 [Report]
>>151815813 (OP)
Good joke
Anonymous Vietnam No.151816581 [Report]
>>151815813 (OP)
LOL
Anonymous Argentina No.151817261 [Report]
>>151815877
Of course the turk cockroach is angry at one true german.
Anonymous Chile No.151817837 [Report]
>>151815813 (OP)
Kek
Anonymous Germany No.151817901 [Report]
This joke was his way of saying there is no goodbye forever. His home is always his home.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151818132 [Report]
>>151815813 (OP)
>Germans
>humour
Anonymous Germany No.151821913 [Report] >>151821946
Context:
Müllel got cucked by his wife's flying instructor
Also she refused to go to Canada with him to pursue a career in politics
Anonymous Spain No.151821946 [Report]
>>151821913

lol women. married to one of her country's wealthiest and most respected athletes and goes with a guy who isn't even a real pilot.
Anonymous Germany No.151823367 [Report]
Anonymous Argentina No.151823689 [Report] >>151825937
>mfw german humor
Anonymous Germany No.151825937 [Report]
>>151823689
Is this an alien or wtf
Anonymous France No.151825955 [Report] >>151826079 >>151826196
>>151815866
the "joke" is that the father thought they were doing him on last favour with the cake he loves before he dies because they love him but the cake is to celebrate his death because they hate him.
Anonymous Germany No.151826079 [Report]
>>151825955
It could also just ve a subtle miscommunication leading to a misfortune outcome. The mother thinks the kid wants to eat cake because he is too young to properly express his fathers wishes for cake. Plus its typical for kids to steal food from the kitchen.
>to celebrate his death
Cake is often provided at funerals for guests regardless of if the deceased was likes or not.
Anonymous Germany No.151826196 [Report]
>>151825955
>but the cake is to celebrate his death because they hate him.
correct up until here.
it has more to do with the diligence and rigidity of Germans.
as the cake was intended for the Leichenschmaus (eating and drinking together after a funeral) his wife couldn't even spare one slice to fullfil her husband's dying wish.
it also allures to the mindset of "keine halben Sachen", i.e. not doing things entirely correct, as serving a cake with one missing slice would be bad optics the mother couldn't bare, even if it was for the last wish the father before passing away.
Anonymous Canada No.151826262 [Report]
>>151815877
die slow