Thread 151821700

Dern fight week.

Iliabros...

BJ Penn's full name is "Balls Jay Penn Is"

blue jays penn

Kayla Harrison

>>151821706
Don't count him out just yet, playa! Clitia knows how to get the attention of a BVLL too!

>>151821766
thats not her playa

>>151821725
Many are saying this

OINK FOR YA JONDADDY PIGGY!!

>>151821700 (OP)
Nice ass on Mackenzie.

>>151821706
>a fucking indian

Fuck them kids

OINK FOR YA JONDADDY PIGGY!!

>>151821928
Is it the CTE

I tried shaking Aspinall's hand and he flinched

TOM ASPINALL EYE STATUS: RAPED

Tom Aspinall called us last night and retired. Tom Aspinall is officially retired. Ciryl Gane is the heavyweight champion of the UFC.

>>151822065
AGP of the orbussy

>>151822026
Probably. But some of it seems like actual mental illness, could be bipolar.

>>151822080
Ciryl Gane called us last night and retired. Ciryl Gane is officially retired. Alexander Volkov is the heavyweight champion of the UFC.

I know the aspinall meme is fun and all but gane panic eyepoked to defend a takedown.
I would quit too if I were him

Dont post shit like that

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

remember that jacked schizo taiwanese boy that used to make sort of artistic schizo videos and was posted to /fit/? from around the zyzz era

brazza i want boougyourrs

>>151822327
thats hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfF56gILmc0

this is pretty sick. Islam gives a full day-in-the-life tour of Dagestan. it looks like a gorgeous area 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byfc6SBqM-w
found him
how does he do in middleweight division?

>>151822330
Not hot, warm. I blew on it to cool it off!

Ughhh???????

where champions are built

>>151822503
Probably true.

If you aren't humping a woman on hump day get the fuck off my heem real deal chads only I'll get out and fight at a stoplight idgaf

>>151822314
Frank

>>151822666
Wtf kind of timeline is this I remember buying DNP from Frank using Bitcoin back in ~2014 I want my fucking money back wow what a blast

JDM is a beast. Islam is gonna struggle.

What do WMMA fighters smell like?

>>151821980
How do I achieve this build

>>151822791
Permaheem two infants.

>>151821700 (OP)
Why the hell does the UFC have so many unranked fighters per weight? Do they pay them anything or only when they fight?

>>151822791
Steroids, obviously.

I've been away
just back today
and I wanna say
you guys are gay
Galactic Throat
-Anonymous Poet

>>151822536
>slips
>dies

>6kg separate most weight classes
You can't convince me +5kg affects a fight more than big reach and height

>>151822852
Reach/height and weight aren't mutably exclusive b

>>151822865
In the general population? Sure. But this is a world tier competition, you are bound to get some slendermen and other freaks

>>151822877
like o'malley? pena? volkov? talliesien?

>>151822893
Correct

Tbf boxing is even worse

>>151822899
ate that shit like texas bbq

Don't beef bbq brisket ya bussy, playa

>>151822877
Most of those lanklets came in and got their ass kicked by roy nelson

>>151822899
he was winning the fight until this happened

I was getting laid until she saw my meng.

A fat short middleweight rampaged through heavyweight from 2010 to 2020

me, you, right now. Man on man

*unsheathes fist*

>>151822964
5’11 is the peak height to be an overhand heemer

>50kg
>60kg
>70kg
>80kg
>90kg
>100kg
>110kg
>open light weight (50kg-, 60kg)
>open mid weight (70kg, 80kg, 90kg)
>open heavy weight (100kg, 110kg+)
This is all you need

>>151821700 (OP)
That would be a 99/100 butt were it not for the tattoos.

>>151821700 (OP)
I want to lick her Dern all night tif you know what I mean

>>151821706
>cucks are now photoshopping her thinking the daughter of a millionaire would ever date a brown
honestly i feel bad for her and it's topuria fault for making a video with the nelk boys

>>151822899
Why do fighters sometimes stare at the opponents they knock out?
Is it something like intimidation, anger, or something else? Thanks

>>151823138
I think in this instance it was concern. Alves broke down crying when Vick wasn't getting up.

>>151823114
uhhh insecure whitecels?

>>151823164
Vick is one of those guys who, when he gets knocked out, he gets knocked out brutally.

>>151823114
Topuria is brown

Georgians are white. Literally Caucasians

>>151821803
Is this real

>>151823242
they are chinese
asians of the caucasus region

>>151823175
Katie rotschild is jewish, she is the heir of the roth jewish banking family

>>151822383
>Abubakar numba 1 trouble maker brazza

>>151821706
Miami is not where you find a wife

>>151823323
lmao great cap

>>151823202
holy paki cope

>>151822097
Didn't he do a bunch of meth too?

The gangs all here

Clitia Topiglet is a brown latinx

Wow he lit a candle, no way did he really omg?

Praying to God, as you know him Allah, they book this fight for a 3rd time and Jiri becomes a vegetable for life. And I mean that with 100% true and sincere fortitude of conviction.

i live to serve the kingdom of judea #fightnight264 #brownvsbonfim #ufc

Max Holloway called us last night and retired. Max Holloway is officially retired. Ilia Topuria is the Baddest Mother Fucker in the UFC.

Jiri is retarded enough to sincerely believe he will beat Poatan during their 3rd match, and I personally approve 100% with a 0% margin of error.

Belal kicked DDP out of chiraq

belel had his family's business looted by future scientists and philosophers #blm

Dana baited minx and pico and had them fight the most brutal gatekeepers in the game

Alex will retire the goat with 20 wins over former champions (15 of which being Jiri)

jdm is a supremely ugly individual. i relate to him in that way

You now remember The Schmo

>>151821706
Every single day of a males life is humiliation

Ain't finna gonna sugar coat

you guys are like the N*ggers of /sp/

>>151823313
Modern jews are white cucks
>>151823242
Lmao at amerimutt subhuman brainlet cucks
Caucasian only mean white in amerimutt land
They are their own thing
Neither european or MENA
A unique population closer to west asians

>>151823740
You are mena though you algerian nafri nigger subhuman

is it true what they say about tom aspinall?

>>151823789
it’s damn true

>>151823784
Correct you subhuman latrino spic cuck
We raped the guys who raped you
Keep seething and malding

>>151823808
Yeah called it on you being a brown nafri mena subhuman
My man you should kys

>>151823794
British ≠ English
Scots are also british

>caucasians are asians
LMAO

i’m fookin indian sir why are you booin me

>>151823817
MENA nafri bvlls raped your rapists
Kys before someone rid you with bullets in your favela you subhuman tri racial spic mutt

caucasians in asians

>>151823842
Your skin is the color of shit LMAO
Saaar please hang yourself asap saaar!

>>151823832
West asians
Like turks/anatolians, iranians, kurds, cypriots etc.....

>>151823794
Tom isn't polish you mouthbreathing subhuman
His wife is
How do you manage to be this fucking retarded?

>>151823853
You should hang yourself brazza

>>151823849
>muh skin
I dont care
Im pale but i wish i was browner/more tanned unlike you that worship your rapists lmao you subhuman inferioty complex indio cuck
Keep seething in your third hellhole favela while your sister is opening her legs for every foreigner

The pride of China, Mera bo kwonvili

big tom aspinall was born and raised in texas. i went to school with the guy. ufc is scripted as fuck with all these characters they make the fighters do.

>>151823875
>I dont care
You're a shitskin
I am not
You're projecting
I am not indian or whatever the fuck you're saying.
You're a worthless mena shitskin and I whole heatedly hope you end up hanging yourself you genuine subhuman

>I'm pale
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK WHAT A BROWN ALGERIAN

>>151823898
>>151823875
argentinians look like algerians and vice versa, both of you should be friends

>>151823898
You subhuman baboon.
You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about human affairs again you antiquated farm equipment. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage. Your crude makeup isn't fooling anyone.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the Pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life n*gger, you will have a job. Making food for a race of beings of infinitely higher worth than you. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>>151823924
Good pasta but you should still hang yourself

>>151823932
The only one that will hang himself is you fucking tranny

>>151823954
>no u
Insane comeback
Rope now nafri subhuman

we need something below interim champ to demote tom aspinall to

my gf is Sardinian so if i get her pregnant my son has a chance to be the next JDM :)

Khabib was only 32 years old when he retired. Do you think he would had lose if he had continue fighting a couple years more?

>>151823984
I packed my wiener in your wife's pussola like sardines in a can

>>151823996
mma guru says merab has a better resume than him so yeah he would've lost

>>151823996
Obviously
No one stays undefeated forever

>>151824000
don't have a wife dumbass but i raped your mom

>>151823984
when he comes of age surprise him with a hard strike to his nose. he will thank you one day.

>>151824005
Jones hasn't lost yet and he is 37.

>>151824018
Jones has ducked many opponents though

>>151824010
>don't have a wife
not anymore

>>151823996
ilia heems him

>>151824025
cause i raped your mom?

>>151824031
Those slow motion videos are very good to see all the movements.

Illia looks way better standing, khabib had a weird punching style and I don't remember him kicking, but what if Khabib takes Illia to the floor... Illia is also good but is he as good as Khabib? Khabib in almost all his fights looked a killer on the floor.

Jones ducked
>Reyes rematch
>Ngannou
>Aspinall
Who else?

>>151823996
Over recent years i got fed up with fighters retiring and then making a comeback where they get exposed so i command him for going out at his best and not milking another checque, hope bones does it too, imagine if fedor stayed retired the first time.

you gotta admit that asspinal looks like a bitch now and jon jones won HARD

Need Blanchfield on her side lifting a cheek up with ufc gloves on

>>151824073
He did duck him though

Jones literally ducked tom
Tm embarrassing himself as a retard now is irrelevant, Jones got offered 30 mil to fight tom and he refused it

Oh, Jones also ducked
>Heavyweight DC

>>151824094
He wasn't interested in that fight maybe.

Bones saw through the coward

>>151824104
He wasn't interested in 30 mil?

>>151824111
Still ducked him

>>151824078
true but jon diddy jones made gane look like a pipsqueak while gane was piecing tom up with jabs before the eyepoke. this was always going to be a story loss for tom unless he tko'd gane in 30 secs, but at least now the rematch will be less pressure for tom and he'll probably get the knock out in round 1 against gane.

>>151824111
Poor Tomala...poor poor Tomala

>>151824094
Exactly, regardless of how much of a story loss Tom has had these past 2 weeks, Jon is in no position to talk. This dude finally had the opportunity to cash out a big payday and fucking jumped ship.

>>151824116
sounds like jon wasnt motivated

>>151823849
heh
>>151824060
rumble and blachowicz for his no.1 contender fight

>>151824204
Arthur Jones wasn't motivated to breathe and we all saw what happened there

Merab is the true goat

>>151823577
such is the opportunity to liberate our souls from this plane of existence

ricky simon beat the GOAT, what does that make him?

>>151822830
don't get caught slippin' playa

>>151824257
GWBTGOAT (Guy who beat the greatest of all time)

>>151824257
We're all human. No one is undefeated forever. You think Jones would be undefeated had he not ducked half the roster?

why would bookies take $16m in bets?

Canada's only ranked fighter is Zahabi, what does that make of Canada?

>>151824274
>We're all human.

>>151824269
what a disappointment. i forgot it happened.

>>151823738
i can see that

>>151823947
>smashes cloth into eye trying to make it red
>LOOK LOOK Doc me eye's red innit!
>N-no it looks perfectly fine sarr...

>>151824269
what led to this. seems sussy

>>151824314
he'll be alright

>>151824317
why is belal there

I literally always buy from this middle easterner gyro shop and a paki owned convenience store for half a decade straight here in my town. Not sure if that means anything to you or not, but vehemently I insist it's true, I indeed have always had sincere respect trust and dare I say also platonic love- yes love! Love for your people and, by extension, Love for you. That's the God's honest truth as I believe it to be true. Either group of them may just as likely be Indian, as I have no way of possibly differentiating between the two.

And that's the bottom line punk.

*DX-CHOP*

>>151824314
ngannou at it again.

>>151824314
Him and malcoon fight like once a year. It will have been 2 years when they fight again.

Hey thomas hows the booboo?

>>151824336
prob because he suffered a real eye poke like waldo. unlike tomquisha

>>151824314
fake hospital photo those are apple earbuds attached to his chest what a fuckin pussy

Thommy Thommy Thommy... take this shit on your chest

>>151824269
The Fix in question

>>151824124
Idk I think Tom still has an uphill battle in the rematch. People were making it out as if it was one sided ass whooping (it wasn't) but clearly Ciryl was getting the better of him and was probably going to get worse the longer the fight. Watching the footwork, Tom was almost always a touch behind and was relying way too much on that explosive step-in that he does to pop the 1-2. Sure it's possible Tom catches Gane in the rematch but take a good look at each exchange, Ciryl really utilizes that long reach with his jab and his left hand and shoulder are tucked really well to guard, making it hard for Aspinall to counter effectively.
I think more than likely Tom needs a clinch heavy approach then try to work off the trips. Regular takedowns might not be as usefully since Tom does this weird old man crunch to shoot instead of actually dropping his level with his hips.

THE GOAT HAS SPOKEN

>>151824377
wow sounds like he could've dispatched him in 1 round I wonder why he ducked?

we did it boys

>>151824314
>>151824354
The crash was in Dubai. Some Sheikh probably let him drive a McSuper car around to see what would happen

>>151824396
because he never cared about this overrated clown. look how quickly everyone has turned against Tom after an unimpressive round against Gane.

>>151824349
Tomalaquisha gets uppity if she aint get she rest

>>151824349
belawl has come out in support of tom though

>>151824396
You wonder why the sea swells up and where santa comes from too your sense of wonder doesn't mean much

>>151824437
Belal is a refugee who moved to a shithole warzone his opinion is not important it is his injury that is

>>151824314
Why did chatri do this?

>>151824437
What does that have to do with Tom's fake injury? What are you arguing ?

>>151824434
Looks comfy, where's this?

>>151824437
Nah if you watch it he was more telling tom to stop embarrassing himself by making documentaries to prove how much it hurt. You could see Belal trying not to laugh many times.

Roog Roog: Overdrive

Reminder that Tom and Andy were literally watching Mighty Mouse's breakdown of the fight the night before which was basically amounted to "There's nothing Ciryl does that can threaten Tom"
Is it an ego thing or were they seriously trying to see if there was something there?

>>151824396
Because Jon is only interested in fights that can add to his legacy
Tom couldn't add to a legacy if he was a wikipedia editor

>>151824523
Tom's reason to live is the approval of andymanap who is a retarded old man

>>151822060
They're like Ken and Barbie just with more plastic.

>>151822060
A helwani and a sex worker from the global south name a more iconic duo

Reddit mikey

>>151824576
China isnt global south...

>>151824591
There poor ass slingers thougheverbeit

>>151824477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-IWjkDFLwo
I've checked it out myself, though.
>>151824462
>yah this guy received a real eyepoke which led to his fight being stopped
>h-his opinion on the matter is irrelevant though
come on buddy
only the examples of guys like CTEpe that got poked badly and came back to defeat a top tier opponent make sense when mocking tom, not to mention muhammad was actually getting pieced up by peon

>>151824447
>to a shithole warzone
didnt know chicago was that bad

>>151824654
It's called chiraq b

So is Jack enough Irish that we can call this Ireland vs Dagestan 4?

>>151824664
No his Grandfather came to Australia from Italy. His mom is Scottish-Australian. Scotland has more redhair.

A true scotsman reps scotland like Paul craig does

CIRYL GANE HEEMED???

>>151824664
Pretty sure i've read samwhere that islam isnt a dagi but is from another region nearby

>>151824636
Belal is being nice. but there's an embarrassing flaw in your logic, possibly due to where you're from.
Imagine this: lets say one fighter (A) gets kneed in the cup and quits a fight. everyone calls him a fake one quitter. Then we find out his testicle actually EXPLODED by the cup pinching his nut. Of course many will call him a quitter to troll, but most will now understand it was legit.
The next week we have fighter (B) who gets kneed in the nuts and he quits his fight to a no contest. The mma community calls him a quitter etc. The only difference is, with fighter B there is no exploded nuts and the doctor finds no lasting damage.
Then fighter (A) comes out in support of Fighter (B), saying "Hey man I've been there. Don't listen to the haters"... You see, fighter A's opinion and support of fighter B really changes nothing about what happened, whatsoever. In fact, it's irrelevant on every level. So using Belal's support to add proof of Tom's injury really makes no sense.

>>151824683
who?

>>151824751
>Imagine this
Not sure i will

>>151824702
He's from mackachalev or whatever it's called your thimbout zabit

>>151824663
kek
fair enough

heem be like
imagine testicles

>>151824580
How does he look like that when he basically lays down the entire day and eats a pizza when he gets home? I had a similar routine when I dropped college, but I became a fat fuck instead.

>>151824702
He was born in Burshi Dagestan and lived in Makhachakalakalawlla Dagestan.
Islam is "Lak" and Khabib is "Avar" but both ethnic groups are indigenous to Dagestan. I don't really know waht the differences are.

>>151824780
>Gotta bust out the camera phone for this

>>151824751
It shut him up didn't it?

Jon Jones turned down $30 million to fight Tom Aspinall, which is more money than he's made in his entire UFC career.

Let that sink in.

Tomcels actually believe that jon was offered 30 million to beat up shitturdspinall even though ariel is the source. Let that sink in

first eye poke: warning
second eye poke: firm warning
third eye poke: don't make me take a point
fourth eye poke: take 1 point
fifth eye poke: warning

Did they have the meeting herb was talmbout, about rule changes to work around tom's weak heart

>>151825036
they reached the conclusion that it's easier to just cut tom and pretend gane has been champ for years

>>151825048
Mid ass dick.

>>151825110
Considering it's obviously a phone, gurucels can't help embarrassing themselves in public, like their hero who does pantomime impressions on command for his salary paying mentally heemed black employer

>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity
>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing
>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't hide her disgust
>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair
>links up with Khabitch and acts all friendly instead of heeming the cunt, even listens to his retarded advice
>gets his shit pushed in in the fight
>Gane is jabbing Aspinall's nose off him
>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally
>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit
>robs Gane of the belt
>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year
>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage
>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs
>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act
>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels and redditors turn on him, including current and former fighters
>Aspinall's team initiates a media campaign claiming the fight should've ended in Gane's disqualification
>the very next week, one of Aspinall's main sparring partners and close friends Ante Delija eye pokes his opponent Waldo Cortes-Acosta
>one of Waldo's eyes is visibly damaged
>decides to continue to fight
>immediately knocks Delija the fuck out and calls out Aspinall for being a bitch made coward

There has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions

>>151825128
Phones don't curve like that, nigger.

>>151825048
KEEEEEEEEEEK what a dicklet pedophile freak!

Tomalajeets are getting rowdy again...

>>151825176
Dicks don't grow out of your thighs you mutilated subhuman

>>151821706
WE been real quiet since the miami revelations dropped

>>151822060
How does Helen Mae hold a career. She does nothing. Even that full send guy who popped in the scene a couple years ago is getting loads of media in at any opportunity

>>151825176
Can't say I've stared enough at it bappa but it is actually phone sized and where a pocket would be

Reminder that Merab the mountain rat nearly died in one of his fights and ducked the rematch

>>151822097
Well we don't know the story. Who knows if it was the fault of the guys he"s been getting into scraps with. It's easy to get arrested six times if you're meeting six disrespectful wankers who fuck with you in some way

>>151822808
Nope

The gay nigger ducked the White man because he knew he would get flatlined. Now his legacy is ruined and he will always be known as a gay duck.

KWAB!

>>151825358
Jon won the story

>>151825370
And by story you mean the being a gay nigger competition.

>>151825370
All gurucels have left is memeing shit the streamer said a year or two ago this NPC ptsd is going to ruin the last 2-3 years they have before dying of anxiety

>>151825358
tom isn't white, he is a polish moon cricket

No straight man acts like this.

>>151825390
I'm not a gossiping pussy ass bitch and I don't care about any of it, Jones is better at fighting than anyone else we've seen in MMA, that's it

>was one of the hyped mw currently
>one losses
>immediately forgotten
name the fighter

>>151825422
This was prime Jones, what a GOAT

>>151825426
Shavkat?

>>151825422
You would know all about faggotry
>>151825425
Highest fight iq in the game and makes nerds have a violent triggering wherever he goes

>>151825426
mcgoober

The moment aidspainanal got those veneers I realised he wasn't /strongmind/

>>151825443
>>151825428
Your GOAT is a gay nigger with AIDS. Fitting for non white shitskins.

This buck needs a BWC right now!

>>151825430
Shavkat is a WW kid

>>151825452
Did you take this photo while he was raping you? How do you know he's gay?

Keep spamming your gay folder you sure are making yourself look sane and balanced
>>151825466
I already forgot everything about him

GAY. NIGGER.

haggertyfight bros...

GAY. NIGGER.

This nigga sweet as a sugarplum

GAY. NIGGER.

we cannot follow them

GAY. NIGGER.

GAY. NIGGER.

If Jones was actually straight he would have had multiple sex/rape scandals with women like Gooby does by now.

GAY. NIGGER

Tom should refuse to rematch Gane because he is a cheat. Hold on to his belt for a year to heal his eyesight.

>>151825566
Mcgregor is literally a faggot. This doesn't prove anything.

Just what exactly went down in that Lambo yacht?

emergency meeting in the Bonescord.

>gurujeet meltdown
How embarrassing

>>151825587
>>151825602
how the fuck does the goob impregnates dee like 5 times if hes gay

bones would rape Tom in his ass and his eye pussy

Great to see that Tom Aspinall is STILL our UFC Heavyweight Champion of The World, and Jon Jones is a retired failure and homosexual.

>wake up
>Tomala Galactic Throat AGPinall is still a laughing stock
Good day

>>151825566
Trvkenvke

>>151825677
Jon Jones is a racemixing nigger, but at least he didn't quit on the stool like a faggot boxer

Jon Jones? isn't he that gay guy?

poor poor Tomala!

Tomala Aspinall? isn't xhe that raped gal?

damn! the locktober guy is living it up right now laughing at Tom

>>151825886
Rape? Arthur Jones is getting raped by the devil right now

Tom has complained of an unsafe work environment and demanded UFC start using protective goggles, what a disgusting retarded freak

>>151825886
Tom R. Nash?

>>151825574
>the way he grips it at the base and kisses the tip of the head
This nigga has definitely sucked dick before

>>151825908
poked, joked, raped, and yes (gaped)

that's him, Tomasz Aspinbwaelciekz

I poke my monitor (it instantly quits and turn off)

>>151825857
The burner is a helwani though so I greenlight it

enough with making fun of tomala quitspinall
instead lets talk about how great gane is

Reug squared

>>151825919
Looks at those disgusting rolls of fat, 11% bodyfat my ass, this mentally ill freak is obese

People forget that 11 days notice Volk stuffed the takedown and bullied makhachev against the fence

>>151825965
Lowkey want to learn his moves desu

>>151825983
when I saw Tom explosively waddle forward with the head movement and grace of an obese pub pig with four fused discs only to get mentally broken by two jabs I knew it was over for the Swansea Shitbag

Tom should join a freak show where he pretends his son is like Quatto coming out of his stomach even the predetermined rigged sport of mma is too much for him

>>151825965
he is the most kino heavyweight to ever grace the octagon

>>151824031
i never noticed how exceedingly unneeded the ground and pound was, ilia is a real one for that

Back (to) Jail Penn(itentiary)

>>151821706
>Ilia cucked by a jeet.
Holy shit its over for manlets

Ilia Topuria is spiritually Indian

>>151824031
Heemtards will call this a TKO

>>151826110
Surely a pardon is in order

>>151826110
That was an advanced prototype sent to steal his family fortune and replace them. BJ is lucky he survived, now his long war begins.

A campaign of conquest

>>151826110
>was winning before kd
>I got a knock down! I le win!
kek what is this bkfc?

hope Tom comes to the next fight presser wearing two eye patches a neckbrace and one of those scooters you blow into a straw to move

>>151826225
Kek

Jason "I need to start this round, we'll go to the scorecards" Herzog

>>151826300
>tell them it's because MORE THAN HALF of the SCHEDULED ROUNDS have been COMPELTED
real ones saw the fear in the buff's eyes. he's complicit in the rigging, of course, but i think he's an unwilling participant who just wants dana to pay for his TRT while he fucks ring girls and middle aged groupies

>>151826310
If you think Buffer is fucking ring girls I've got a bridge to sell you bubba

>>151825664
He's bi. This is widely known.

>>151826300
>>151826310
More than half of the rounds had been completed. Henry didn't quit at the eye poke, he quit at the stool after the 3rd round had been completed. 4th round was a formality for paper work.
There was no money on prop bets for it to go the distance, since they've both never been finished and close odds. If someone put money on it going 5 rounds, they didn't get anything because it went to a 3 round decision.
Zero people made money on Yadong vs Cejudo lol

>>151826186
>I got a knock down! I le win!
Holy shit this ruleset could bridge the gap between slap, MMA and pillowtap. First to 5 knockdowns? First knockdown wins? Money to be made here boys

>>151821700 (OP)
roger waters on the left

Honestly how long does it take for Francis to KO Asspinanal stiff? 20 seconds?

Aidspinall is known to plod forward with his head out, and Ngannou is known to uppercut heads into orbit.

>>151826429
Overeem would murder aspinall and we all know it

conspiracy theory: tom aspinall couldn't see because there was a washcloth over his eye

>>151826310
I thought bruce is gay

>go on reddit
>the entire sentiment has shifted after the Waldo Cortes fight
Tom sisters... the narrative...

>>151826468
It’s Tomover

>>151826468
There are days I grow tired of winning

Jon Jones legacy stocks are soaring

Have andymanap or tombib given any kind of update this week even a tweet or an instagram post

>>151826468
Always knew that hating Tom was reddit.

Tom Faggot

>>151826552
Reddit usually imitates 4chan once whatever the subject is becomes mainstream in this case that tom is a big fat dripping pussy

>>151826564
Do you think that boxing technique would have worked as well with Jones?

>>151826598
HW jones is really slow. I think he loses to most of the top guys if he can’t wrestle fuck them

>>151826564
>big dan
i knew this one was fake

>>151826579
Why was Jon Jones scared of a pussy? Not gay enough for him?

>>151826621
This is not a therapy session please do not project

>>151826598
Tough to say. Feels like a very good approach against Jon because Jon was always kinda pillowfisted but he's Jon Jones so he would probably use his MMAutism to find a solution.

>>151826650
Why is Daners hand in mcfaggots pants?

mackenzie dern sitting on me

>>151826564
Fixed fight

>>151826468
>go on reddit
of course you do lil guy

>>151826722
turkish oil sparring session, you should be pretty familiar with that

>>151826722
Volume control

They really got tricked into thinking that Abus No known weaknesses Magomedov was some chinny heartlet with a gas tank that only lasts 4 minutes

mackenzie dern retiring from combat sports and gaining 50lbs

>>151826776
Where does luke thomas fit into that

Who is the biggest diddy ahh blud in UFC history?

you now remember daner crushing on clawja

>>151826769
His fight with Pereira was one of the worst in MMA history, and I've seen Shamrock vs. Gracie 2, Shamrock vs. Taktarov, Shamrock vs. Severn 2 and Kimo vs. Severn

Shamrock getting roasted itt

>>151826769
Abus is the man. Only the real guys can recognise this

>>151826871
Kind of you toby to offer warm meals instead of the usual chocolate and a soda

>>151826858
That fight actually gets mentioned occasionally in the recent betting controversy. Demolidor might be one of the weirdest fighters ever.

>>151826367
>Zero people made money on Yadong vs Cejudo lol
So the bookies made money

>>151826564
>Jake takes a step back and drops Ngannou with a rigid 1-2 combo
Cant believe people thought he stood a chance against Paul

>>151826887
Hahah fuck off

>>151826892
Based retard. I accept your concession

>>151826871
Can't live down getting finished by Strickgaped. Also getting SUBMITTED by Joe Pyfer.
(video unrelated)

>>151826973
BDlal is almost unrecognizable here I only shudder to think what tom will look like

>>151826973
good heavens... now thats a REAL flatline heem. that one single le unnecessary follow up shot would make luke thomas do a 30 min rant about how mma brutality is going too far
crazy to think tom aspinall has never had a moment like this. when he gets stopped the consensus is "ref stopped it?.. yea I guess that was a good stoppage by the ref..."

>>151826961
You are truly a retarded person. I would tell you to seek help, but you would get smeared by a bus if you left the house

wonk eyed freak

>>151826999
I'd simply manage the distance until Abus got tired then I'd heem.

I will not eat a single morcel of food until Evan tanner is dead.....

Day 6 nofap
Have to stay strong

>>151827080
Unironically a better fighter than Gane desu

>>151827080
*ahem*

>>151821700 (OP)
that blonde bitch has a nice fat ass

>>151827082
does big tone belief in the power of semen retention?

>>151826973
Not replying to that, absolute fucking nasty poof

what the fuck does pisslam even do after getting beemed by giacomo? does he just becomes a regular ass welterweight and fights geoff neal next?

Strick what? He can go and talk to his gayboys like that on those Apps. Don't involve me in that shit. Pisses me off

>>151827113
When the going gets tough the brazzas get going home

Strickrapedbitchfuckinggayfaggot

>>151827113
hopefully he'll sleems belahawl next

>>151827120
Never mind him how's the minge heeming going

>>151827113
Retirement

>>151827138
The Somalidaddy is on his way.

>>151827144
Good to know Things are as they should be

>>151827138
You can scram too. You're another wrong'n

>>151827160
What's wrong T why are you cranky today
>>151827144
>>151827156
Revolting

>>151827172
Turn your maggot minge monitor on

JDM by SD

JDM by SSSDD (Sucklin Sexy Slamdaddy’s daddy dick)

>>151827189
Creatine cummies I fear.

>>151827112
poor abussy...

Forza Giacomo

My favourite UFC is Tom Aspinall.

Tom STILL can't see

>>151827283
Tom Aspinall has never actually knocked an opponent out. He rushes them with his big fat body, the sudden movement causing these mentally challenged heavyweight fighters to come off balance and fall down from light taps to the face. He then lays on top of them with his big, fat, disgusting toddler body, frantically delivering pillow blows, and these get the referee to step in. Gane, of course, did not fall for these primitive mind games, which is why Tom Aspinall pulled out mid fight.

I look like Ariane Lipski

>>151827314
Let me doo doo on ya face, playa!

Cranky kek that's a really funny word. I'm not an old man

Pigslam loves his Balkan daddies

PAKISPAMMY SAAAR Subah bakhair

We impregnated your bussy with a son.

You know remember Lil "raped bitch" Ank.

>>151827365
I wish i could forget this ugly muzzie subhuman's face forever

FACT: Slamdaddy won 5/6 rounds with Alexa “the gaped” Bussynovski

Don't be gay man

Won the "get knocked up by a drunk balkandaddy award" perhaps

First we take Bussynovski’s belt

Then we come for the daughters

>>151827400
You pakistani?

>>151827417
Porkystani I'm afraid

Pakdaddies won.

>>151827426
Like clockwork kek

Volkapiggy's bussy likes Slamdaddy's sexy spunkings because it hits harder...

Farted myself awake.

Smells like Clozapig's dead mommy.

>>151827439
Topiglets…we might to regroup in the cord I fear

ig im special huh

>>151824377
>RDT

>>151827461
The fact is we all started out as jannie's little angel and a place like this forces us to become warriors or brazzaphiles nothing in between can exist here

>>151827476
You started as your mommy's little MAPiglet then you became the prepper for the Somalidaddies that have sex with her maggoty mealy minge.

We heckin love reddit her that's why we support Tom Aspinall

>>151827496
What a mouthful of hate

>>151827524
Clozapig's dead mommy's mouth is full of Somalidaddy dick juice.

>>151827524
But enough about the Somalidaddy loads Clozapig snowballs

Clozapig when the Somalidaddies go potty on his disgusting disfigured demented deformed dead moldy mealy maggoty mommy's rotting corpse.

Real peach of a thread

>>151827547
Mane why would even have shit (no pun intended) like that saved on your phone D:

gane's panic eyepoke in a round he was winning is more telling than aspinalls withdrawal from the fight

>>151827552
Please clean up the crusty Somalidaddy dick juice from your dead mommy's maggot minge.

>>151827552
The forums been fucked for years, terminally online losers ruined /heem/. Namely you, Britain, memeflags

Ganedaddy prolapsed Orbspinall into retirement I’m afraid

>>151827582
Bodied that disgusting disfigured deformed demented motherless hideous fucking MAPiglet freak!!!

Tell that fucking piggy to oink and squeal!!!

>>151827582
I just got here

>>151827598
Me too, but i have been lurking for over a year tho

Your mother held you in her arms when you were a baby. Your parents spent so much time and money raising you. Thanks mom and dad, to honour you I will post images that get mens dicks hard on a forum all day and talk about stupid shit.

>>151827608
What have you learned about /heem/ over the past year of lurking?

>>151827625
Goonbait is not the way of the samurai

Which part of the boot you from hon?

>>151827625
I'm black

>>151827631
That you guys like to get creative with nicknames ig, best one that comes to mind were the ngubu posts about his mother and the kid he ran over, also the khabib heemed his dad storyline is pretty funny

Umar lost bigly

Dana White looking for a fight in Islamabad

>>151827631
2023 Sweden > 2025 Sweden

>Creatine
So Islam's muscles are simply holding more water, not actual gained muscle. Good to know.
Bet the house on JDM

>>151827672
Unrecoverable aura loss

>>151827696
Islam just said that to justify his lean mass gain from PEDs. That lil nigga was caught blasting meldonium when get zleemed by Martines

>>151827696
No one with half a brain thinks jdm is getting any less than a split decision
>>151827680
Dear oh dear saved btw
>>151827705
Nurmagomedov stocks at an all time low I dread

>>151827728
If 145lb Volk could do that, JDM will break his monkey skull

>>151827728
Volk's stock rose so much that even getting deleted in the second fight did nothing to damage his aura.

Facebook won't stop showing me pawg milfs, it's kind of fucked up.

>>151827672
Two raped piggies

>>151827807
S'tawlf b

>>151827774
it's the taking the fight on short notice that protects his aura.
related to that, his loss in the rematch is what diminished Ilia's knockout of him in their fight. but Ilia recouped some of the prestige when he went on to knockout Holloway, who had never been knocked out before and was riding high off the Gaethje fight in a weight class above.

>Save in so far as the belated Romanticist in him has determined the style, sound and attitude of his philosophy, Tom Aspinall is in every respect a disciple of the materialistic decades. That which drew him with such passion to Schopenhauer was (not that he himself or anyone else was conscious of it) that element of Schopenhauer’s doctrine by which he destroyed the great metaphysic and (without meaning to do so) parodied his master Kant; that is to say, the modification of all deep ideas of the Baroque age into tangible and mechanistic notions.
-Ciryl Gane

When's the next powerslap

>>151827725
>No one with half a brain thinks jdm is getting any less than a split decision

>>151827859
Larry King's let ximself go

But they own a bakery

>>151827859
kikes are so gross

>>151827859
Ruined my day

>>151827859
disgusting. I feel bad for old women who are still susceptible to contemporary influence. old people are supposed to act dignified and wholesome, no matter their past. it's a tragedy when they disgrace themselves by performing degenerate acts.

Just met Joe Rogan

>>151827970
Oh I thought that was larry silverstein in drag

which iteration of spammy are we on now?
ive accepted that he and coral are backto being different posters, mostly because i ahvent heard from coral in a while

Who the hell is coral

>>151828008
that midget could probably launch himself like a cannonball and snap my shins in half.

>makes a fist
>still eye pokes you

>>151828083
Watch your mouth that midget is bigger and stronger than mike mentzer more educated too

why, yes I DID get banned for posting gooby's cock

Hmmm suspicious lack of Spammy itt. Wonder why that is...

>>151828105
Faggot

>>151828067
>>151828127
i shouldve fucking known

>>151828105
Lifting weights?

we cannot follow them

>>151828168
WHAT???
you guys are creeping me out :/

>>151823424
Why does he always look so gay

>>151828105
Why is everyone in georgia such a cucked faggot?

>>151828246
he's gay

>>151828179
Factual post bruder hh

>>151828179
>>151828272
You guys should meet up and suck each others cocks

>>151828271
How can he be gay? He's a ufc fighter

>>151828272
Raped and gaped!

>>151828168
Known wut, b?

>>151828282
Not your grindr abdul

He didn't even resist he actually giggled a bit

>>151828283
all the greatest fighters ever are gay. look it up.

Jones is not gay

Jon = gay man pretending to be straight
Izzy = straight man pretending to be gay

Jones is the straightest man to ever live.

Is it straight to watch gay men fight in tight underwear

>>151828317
Even Jonny Boner Jones????

>>151828352
no, he's 110% heterosexual. he's the sole outlier.

The only time Jon has sex with dudes is when he's raping them. It's a power thing, not gay at all

Wanderlei silva is patient zero

Because Jonny Bones be wanting to party and you got to tell him no!

I'M TOM ASPY AND I'M HERE TO SAY

I'M ONE EYED AND REAL FUCKIN GAY

GOT ME SON HE CAN'T COUNT TO TEN

TURN MY BACK SHOES POOPED IN AGAIN

>>151828496
You are mentally unsound

>>151828507
MY NAME IS KURT ANGLE AND WHAT THE HECK
I WON A GOLD MEDAL WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK
Aspinall could never

>>151828496
Hey is that a nokia 8110? Didn’t know jonny gets down like that

Tell Hezbollah I NEED that video