Thread 151832432

thursday (06/11)
>BRA1
NOW! | Fluminense x Mirassol
NOW! | Ceará x Fortaleza
21:30 | Palmeiras x Santos
>COL1 (UTC-5)
NOW! | Boyacá Chicó FC x América de Cali

sexday (07/11)
>ARG1
21:00 | Rosario Central x San Lorenzo
>URY1
16:30 | Miramar Misiones x Racing de Montevideo
19:30 | Cerro Largo x Liverpool UY
>PRY1
18:30 | Recoleta FC x Sportivo Luqueño
>COL1 (UTC-5)
17:30/15:30 | Envigado FC x Millonarios
20:10/18:10 | Deportivo Pereira x Independiente Medellín
22:20/20:20 | Deportes Tolima x Llaneros FC
>BRA2
19:00 | Athletic Club x Ferroviária
21:30 | Cuiabá x Goiás
>CHL1
20:00 | Unión La Calera x Deportes Iquique

UTC-3/[localtime]

Schedule: https://rentry.org/copalib-schedule

Previous: >>151823059

a.nal fuck

people from palmeiras are always happy :)

result of today's game

You see anon, /copalib/ works because its a eternal act of the comedy man (blue flags) and the straight man (green flags) along with the occasional secondary character (other flags), however once you add in anglo flags or the eternal butthurt chik*ner schizo to the equation you skew this fine balance too much to one direction and it stops working.
Which is why you should stop responding to tourists.

i want a girl with nice and thick strong legs to crush my head like a watermelon

I want a horse that only speaks in english

>>151832465
>the straight man (green flags)
the jokes write themselves

>>151832465
>the straight man (green flags)
bruh

As opposed to the gay man (blue flags)

>>151832475
4/10, pits too bald

>>151832462
she's cute
and it very bad taste to call her chipmunk, you are a mean person

>fortaleza is winning
oh boy santos HAS to not lose

meu mirassol ta fazendo a borvoleta

fuck a.nal

ELA ME MAMOU COM A BALA HALLS

If your team.has money and wants to be champion, you should hire abel, cuca, renato, some new argentinian or portuguese

If your team has okay money, you should hire fernando seabra, coudet, diniz, thiago nunes

If your team has no money you should hire jair ventura, carpini, odair hellman

I stand with Mirassol

>>151832432 (OP)
anime

>>151832458
/vela/ reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sr5R8rXnOo

>>151832458
ela tem cabelo pintado

>>151832462
>>151832458
demonia gostosa fdp

>>151832563
cabelo pintado coração manchado

Diniz is a good coach
Brazil should consider him for NT

>>151832603
I think he was the coach who lasted the shortest time at NT, I think it was six rounds of qualifiers or something like that.

>>151832611
it was really retarded how they hired him but he continued as fluminense coach

>>151832603
he should come to bokita when Russo's helper gets threw up at the closest YPF

>>151832625
>Sopa
No way kek

>>151832625
>coworker crying about his job.
what

>>151832603
Diniz is mocked but he was able to achieve greater things with worse teams than the top coaches here.
Would Abel or Jorge Jesus be able to win Libertadores with Fluminense?
BTW, How can you measure a manager's skill if such manager only manage top teams? You can say that Leornado Jardim is a great manager because he managed so-so teams and was able to achieve great things. The same couldn't be said about Abel or Jorge Jesus. Even if Felipe Luis ended up winning Libertadores, winning with the richest team of South America is way easier.

fartin it up like it's sexta feira in cariocazil

Luxemburgo is mocked but he was able to achieve greater things with worse teams than the top coaches here.
Would Abel or Jorge Jesus be able to win Campeonato Paulistano with Bragantino?

jogadinha do Paquetá

>>151832831
Luxemburgo trained madrid
Which other Brazilian has done so

>>151832850
Felipão coached Chelsea and won a World Cup

>>151832850
Rene Simões, Gilson Kleina, Levir Culpi, Oswaldo de Oliveira and Jair Picerni.

tao cheirando meu mirassol

>>151832831
>Luxemburgo was the last manager Palmeiras had before Abel

>>151832897
this, ppl literally don´t remember this.

>>151832831
Luxemburgo is just one step below Felipão, Telê and Tite
You can see in his interviews that he understood where football was going and that was in mid 2000s he just can't bring it to life in the field

>>151832475
señor, esto es un hombre

>>151832931
>Tite
The only reason why his name is mentioned is because of that CWC title with Corinthians

>>151832831
The only criticism that Luxemburgo faced was refusing to adapt to current time. He ended up becoming an old dog refusing to learn new tricks. BTW, how the fuck Luxemburgo is 10 years older than Dorival?

>>151832475
i just want a girl, i'm so lonely.

>>151832960
>refusing to adapt to current time
Just like DIniz never learns with his past mistakes

>>151832953
that and winning literally every title except for a world cup

>>151832988
>Copa do Brasil when it wasn't relevant
>Sulamericana when it wasn't relevant
>2 Brasileirões with Corinthians + MSI
>1 Carioca with the almighty Flamengo

>>151833003
nice cope, he won

Is he from Luxembourg

that's how Santos is waiting for PAL right now

>>151832953
Tite is a good coach. His teams aren't particularly exciting to watch but he can set up an effective and competitive team like very few. Turning a game against a Tite team when they have a lead as narrow as 1-0 is an extremely difficult task and not because he is a relocker.

>>151832876
>Comparing pre UCL Chelsea to Madrid
???

>relocker
stop making up words weirdo

>>151832892
In my country no one knows who these are

mom made tempurá
jelly?

>>151833119
The guy eating beans and nuggets probably is

>>151833119
>jelly?
does she have hairy pits?

Jesus Christ, Palmeiras fans are loud but they're so repetitive.

safe to say a few copalibers are lighter than her?

Gordinhas Gremista's

>>151833136
No, we're darker.

>Billal not playing
>Thaciano not playing
>Tiquinho not playing
>Neymar not playing
Where are the Santos craquis?

>>151833156
on the field

brasileirao is officially a streamers league

>>151832432 (OP)
Varmeiras

>>151833200
Its over.
Millions must goon

>>151833200
(Neymar not present)

Besides the SP teams, is there any other fanbase that hates Palmeiras?

that narrator on the foreign stream talks-a like-a mario

Vamos virar santos

In Brazil, the result, "7–1" (Portuguese: sete a um), has become a metaphor for a devastating and crushing defeat, while "Goal for Germany" (Portuguese: gol da Alemanha) is used as an exclamation after a mishap.

40 minutes have passed and the so called 'leader' can't score against a Z4 team, this league is too balanced

>>151833237
Flamenguistas from Pará and Maranhão

would you rather
>have your team relegated and stay there for 3 years

>have your team relegated, come back right after just to be relegated again

>>151833474
i choose for all peronbabuinos to die

>>151833526
is that option A or option B?

>>151832625
>perdigão
I miss this nigga in my Inter like you wouldn't believe

>>151832834
>passinho
kys

>>151833474
I'd rather kill myself than have my team relegated

congratulations for la quarta y la oitava, flameme

>>151833556
I look like this and exclusively wear band tees

>>151833595
so option B then?

>>151833596
i usually like anime but not from you faggot
anulo mufa

I'm gonna be pissed if Palmerda doesn't do what they're supposed to. the only fun part of this year's Brasileirão is seeing Santos rebaixated again

no way we're scoring tonight

>Veiga in
we're so back
>>151834123
aryan perro

Speaking of light eyes, if you have blue eyes for the love of God close your eyes a little and stop staring so much when another person is speaking, it makes you look like a banshee

were back
>>151834205
>tfw didn't inherited my mom's blue eyes
if you have blue eyes, marry someone with blue eyes.

BANTOS

Thats not necessarily how genetics work, both my mother and my dad have brown eyes and my sister and i have blue and green

>>151834273
and your neighbor, does he have light eyes?

>>151834300
I live in a small mountain

>>151834310
brazil is nothing but a collection of small mountains

>>151834327
Some people live on the top some live on the bottom, they used to have a slur for those on the bottom

>>151834364
How hard was it to find a purple team in south america

>>151834327
There is no mountain in brazil

>>151834360
actually, since it's all mountains, the flat parts at the bottom are more desirable

>>151834388
This is exactly what a groundfag would say

it's over
i blame trikaschizo fc

>>151834382
anyone who's not a poser knows Defensor Sporting

Vitor Roque is just way too good for Brazilian football

Lets all calm down our nerves, here let me put a song
*starts to scramble on a CD book filled with the same Legião Urbana album repeated*

BBANTOSS

what will nerman do now

remember when trikaschizo wouldn't shut up about vitor roque? kek

I dont particularly pay attention to what he says to remember anything

>>151834488
It is the peter principle. He is on the gabigol spot.
Too good for brazil, too shit for europe

>>151834510
Play la B

>>151834526
Gabigol had one good season, let it go

>>151834497
Kek

>>151834528
can santos still afford him?

>not good enough for europe
I already seen the football played in that continent bro gabigordo wont convince me otherwise

today it was bean nuggets but tomorrow it'll be this inshallah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v50OQFhc16U

Vitor Nhoque
Palmeiras 2 x 0 Prantos
(i miss the chileanbro)
>>151834567
he will probably move to Flamengo next year.

>>151834567
Most likely he either buy santos with his dad or he goes to flamemes

>>151834567
Probably not
He will go to Inter Miami to play alongside with Pissi

>>151834620
But Vitoria is not playing :(

Who is the Independiente Rivadavia of the Brasileirao?

why is rigatoni so much more expensive than penne

>>151834497
She has a beaitiful name btw

>>151834616
classic brazão
will make a great pointblank save but gift a goal because he doesn't know how to rush out of the net

>>151834537
He had one great season and 3 or 4 good seasons

>>151834637
A woman named vitoria was posted so he decided to pay homage to us
>>151834665
Juventude

calleri score 11 goals 8 of them at paulista = craque
gabigol scoring 20 goals 2 of them in a final = bagre

>>151834584
Vitor roque failed in barthelona like gabigol failed in milan

Random mention of São Paulo again, but if i say they are buckbroken by the tricolor paulista i turn into the bad guy

>>151834807
Fortaleza should have not sacked vovjoda

>>151834779
>implying its not trikaschizo who likes to roast calleri

>>151834826
Who's that pokemon

>>151834807
Anulo mufa

South of the river you stop and you smell everything
A band is eating beans double four time
You feel alright when you hear those farts ring

>>151834824
Palermos seems to be good. He might appear in galo next year and fail spetacularly

>>151834843
Milanesas are fried, not roasted

>>151834364
feels good being on the moral side

>>151834918
you say this about every coach
no really, every time youre saying someone is eventually training galo, what is wrong with you

>>151834939
Interesting

>>151834911
South of the plata river?
>>151834939
Great work. I didint know the flag, you ised a lot of shields and they look tidy unlike my image

>>151834957
Galo has a tendency to recycle

>>151834123
When the dogs in Argentina are more white then the people.

>>151834939
Lol i had forgotten sao paulo was once named palmeiras

>>151834958
further proof that no one considers santos a proper rival
imagine corinthians doing an homage like this to a palmeiras or são paulo player

>>151834364
>no sacachispas

>>151834997
Palermo never trained Galo though?

>>151835016
Recycle foreign coaches other teams bring
I remember sampaoli and coudet. And they aggressively tried jorge jesus

Is this Palermo that Palermo with the poney tail that played for boca?

>>151835038
so? Turco Mohamed and Gabi Milito came out of nowhere

rip turco mohamed
I cry everytiem

>>151835011
gambá doesn't have idols

>>151835053
Ok. Palermo will never coach galo.

w-we saved you once ou algo

>>151835081
>who's lula

>>151835098
What position did lula play for corinthians?

>>151835120
Goalkeeper
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lula_Monstrinho

Can we talk about his resuscitation?

>>151835166
see >>150363241

HAHAHAHHAHA

>>151835295
abuelotti master class

>>151835295
I really don't understand why Bento and Hugo Souza are ALWAYS called

Congratulations Mirassol on winning the 2026 Copa Libertadores.

>>151835295
tbf their squad is ass they just have messi
although I highly rate shulian I don't think he could carry this team
both are quarter finals teams at best

>>151835318
Alisson is machucated, Fábio is 54yo, everyone else is equal or worse

>>151835190
I'm not gay but this first frame made my butthole wink

t. Cuguloso fã

>>151835334
>tbf their squad is ass they just have messi
Gordo Lopez is their best player

>>151835341
Rafael from SP is better then Bento and Hugo

>>151835295
I dont know who any of the players on the left or the right are

Criciwoman
And two bolivian teams
Criciwoman
Bielsa across the street
Criciwoman
Abel Ferreira has no grit
He never won in heriberto hülse

read to the tune of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KFvoDDs0XM

Everson is the best and most well rounded basuleirão keepers
The others either lack some kind of basic stuff
>Hugo
awful at corners but he's good in big games and penalties
>Brazão
awful rushing from goal
>Rafael
doesn't make a difference except for those 6 months between 2023 and 2024, overrated rn
>Léo Jardim
this one comes close, a bit of a reflex baby and i feel like he concedes shit goals from time to time
>Bento
shouldnt even be called, i suppose he's got the right agent like vanderson, Caio Henrique, Douglas Santos and other shitters
>Weverton
went to shit now that his reflexes are gone

And all of these are obviously tiers below Alisson otherwise they wouldn't be stuck at basuleirão

>>151835477
retard

>>151835502
feel free to prove him wong

>>151835509
>Rafael
>overrated
he's doing at least one miracle every match, he's underrated if anything

>>151832432 (OP)
Those are really weird beans

Every single one of you is retarded and wrong and im right, end of story.

?

>>151835594
Arent estevao and endrick teenagers

>>151835634
>he's only 18 years old you sick fuck

>>151835594
>messi
>dudu
>pedro

>>151835594
women don't know futbol

Pedophile hours on copalib rn

>>151835594
>Hulk on the right
bitch have you seen his back?

>>151835295
>luciano juba
Fuck you cachalote

>>151835467
An all time classic song
An underwhelming run for a libertadores champion

https://x.com/i/status/1986489517956600154

aimsun manager was a elifoot/brasfoot/fm

baseated

>>151835893
this fucker is literally living my dream

>>151835920
In another reality hes here posting on copalib with us and you are there coaching mirassandra

my nipples are extremely hard for some reason

Thanks i really needed this information

>>151835969
my nipples are always hard and poking though my shirt

>>151835920
>this fucker is literally living my dream
https://youtu.be/AIKbn82TV5M

You guys always come with very necessary and useful information for this online forum

>>151836017
is it like when someone talks behind your back and then your ears burn?

>>151836038
Im too autistic to be a coach

>>151836067
I don't know the condition of tapia's nipples

Imagine if Mirassol win copalib in 2026, and they win again 2027,and then they win again the year after and then they win every year
Imagine that

You guys always want me to imagine the silliest things

>>151835893
Next galo coach

Imagine if we all doxxed ourselves

>>151836069
Autistim is giving up before even trying. If that's something you actually like you should give it a real try before giving up. You could be /copalib/'s greatest manager

>>151835893
i cant stand this sapo and how he laughs at everything

Even if i posted my full government name and my current location here ntihing would happens aside from one nigga sendong me iFood at 4 in the morning
>hurrr then do it
No

>>151836205
I'm from Alagoas and I root for 3 teams because of my dad

>>151836068
yeah, it's my spider sense

>>151836240
you had three dads???

>>151836237
>government name
Opposed to what? Your dwarf name?

>>151836427
nom de guerre

I say uwu in public all the time and have no shame.

>>151836427
I do not want anyone to know what name snow white calls me

>>151836322
He is fat but not that much. He is ancient so he had a local team, a team from rio and a team from são paulo since only they got televized. So I grew up with a local team + those two. Although I'm mostly Basco, I still follow the other two and I'm happy when they win

>>151832432 (OP)
Cheiro Bros...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoHxRht8xcM

>>151836470
Aguante boca btw

>>151836470
hot take: saying uwu outloud is at least 100x gayer than typing it

>>151836470
Vai corinthians btw

if you leave me now you'll take away the biggest part of me
uwu no, baby please don't go

Vai corinthians btw
Avante palestra btw
Pra cima peixão btw
Vamos são paulo btw

>>151836632
Asking for some carioca to do their own version of this since i have zero idea what is the most common used "vamos btw" phrase that rio teams use

>>151836632
this is wrong, everyone knows the correct shout is vai paulão

>>151836681
Vamos Fluzão btw
Vamos Mengão bte
Vamos Vascão btw
Vamos Fogão btw

>>151836740
im sure you can come up with something more creative

>>151836597
Kek

>>151836707
Barolo said its vamos são paulo and not vai são paulo and since hes word is gospel then you are wrong sorry

>>151836322
that's the average brazilian family tree

Why is the juicebox emoji getting banned now?

>lets call ancelotti to our event and put 2 grumpy old guys to shit on him for 5 minutes
Who had this idea

I did

>>151836906
She looks like one of those blowup dolls that try to be realistic but only end up looking weird (derogatory)

Just bought this

>>151836944
>She
You look like the kind of retard that replies to off-topic garbage and then complains about other off-topic garbage.

>>151832487
>where do you workout
>at the guaubrary

Tomorro brazil plays indonesia
There is a guy in brazil called gabriel mec
Meanwhile gabriel pec is playing the mls
I hope they play together someday

Colombia and venezuela also play

Tim Bahia

Theres a janny/mod in this thread right now

There is as janny right behind you.

can you guys find girls from baile funk music videos

They're black

Mom washed me the black ones.

Come to think of it I never, in my life, gooned or got horny while under the influence of alcohol. I should drink more often

>>151834939
inte de limeira is the bwc team

Beleza galera mas e o Santos?

buceta favelada (male)

buceta favelada

You can just go outside and see chav girls

I hate how the word nonce means pedophile. I must have called like 20 people nonces thinking it meant "idiot"

true but i think brazilian women know their place slightly better than arr lasses

bom chia copalib

>>151838893
3 in 5 women enjoy engaging in "pregação", that means making out with 10 or more guys in a party, they do that even while in love with other people. My female friend told me about kissing 26 guys in a rave to forget her ex and went back to him the next day

>>151838886
lol that's "dunce" I have made the same mistake

>>151838893
>>151838906
>pegação
Fixed

>>151838906
>they do that even while in love with other people
women don't fall in love

>>151838916
True, but I'm using the word as a stand-in for the guys women keep as pets

>>151838906
>>151838914
i guess yours and ours get started at the same age too
>>151838916
all women are whores (except my mother and family)

Neymar didn't want to play yesterday because he's going to Interlagos today.

>>151838886
it's alright, british people use "nonce" for everything so it can mean "idiot" too if you want it to

>>151838886
The exact same thing happened to me.

>>151838942
what's a word that means just pedophile?

>>151839139
paedo

What's the ETA on jeets being shipped into here?

>>151839299
Soon, just make sure you kill all the jeet men and keep the women for sex.

>>151839306
We've already tried that before and it didn't work out very well

>>151839299
Brazilian people dont have kids anymore. Soon selecao will have people born in venezuela, congo and haiti.
>inb4 andreas pereira
His father was a football player

>>151839311
Try again, trust me you dont want to be anywhere near a pajeet man. They stink and shit up everything. Jeet women actually provide decent sex.

>>151839332
>Try again, trust me you dont want to be anywhere near a pajeet man. They stink and shit up everything. Jeet women actually provide decent sex.
Don't listen to the American, he's bipolar on this issue. He's correct about pajeet men being stinky and shitting up everything. So do their miserable women. There's nothing decent about sticking your cock in poo. Better off with a farty Argentine

>>151839332
They cant be worse than us

>>151839388
>t. Has never fucked a pajeet girl
Have sex
>>151839390
You have no idea bro, im literally warning you. If you see a pajeet man, kill him.

Being a baseball player like a pitcher or batter seems so much more kino than being a footballer, play once every 2 games, stay on the field for like 15 mins. Make as much as an EPL player

is this true or just smoke?

>>151839422
A footballer may or may not fuck his knee
A pitcher will fuck his wrist and make tommy john surgery
It is like the rain in belém. You domt ask if it will rain but when it will rain

>I want to work less!
Brazil everyone.

>>151839473
didn't know I was brazilian

My best footballing memory is scoring my team goal in a 8x1 loss.
A friend had said I was shit and I proved him wrong

Vampeta had a bad influence.in.br football. His stories are funny but now every former footballer thinks he is a comediant. Gilmar fubá went to espn to tell.he gave alcohol.to.his 2 year old son and everybody laughed

It must be exhausting to be a lateral. You are expected to run the whole.l pitch up and as soon as the play ends (sometimes sooner!) you must run it all down. Nobody else is expected to do this with this sense of urgency.

Futebol é tão louco que até mesmo erros podem ser positivos. O Vitor Roque dominou mal essa bola. Se ele domina pra frente, como queria, o Brazão ia chegar dividindo com ele. Não foi o goleiro que saiu mal, o Roque que dominou mal. E o erro foi benéfico. Ah o futebol...

>>151839524
I would so bad

TINI fka Violetta aka PUTA

>>151839524
If this is all it takes to win a libertadores, then let do it 3 times.

>>151839561
It is what it takes to Win a ticket to the final
Your team may still lose

>>151839569
At least they get a chance to win it.

>>151839410
>t. fucks poo
No thanks

>>151839595
>topic of pajeets comes up
>bong flag suddenly appears
GOOD MORNING SIR

>sunday
>I will NEVER EVER drink again
>friday
>hmm vodka

for real
são paulo doesn't understand this because cazares pocketed the 100mi they got from copa do brasil and somehow still recorded a loss that year

>>151839600
>tf
>tp
It's the afternoon

>BRO THE PLAYERS OF THE 90s WERE SPECIAL
Denilson still living off his time at Betis and that moment against 5 turks at World Cup
He was a ciscador safado that would score 5 goals per season

Did the 90's count?

>>151839676
>my team doing better in the 90s than these days
Yes
>me kicking a glass bottle out of frustration during a party in the 90s and hurting my foot
No

CISCADOR SAFADO

>>151839676
Only 1994
>my brother was born
>Brazil won the WC
>Velez beat milan

ITT: Certified craques da resenha

Sport can be officially relegated tomorrow

SARRA NO MENOR QUE TA DE GLOCK NA CINTURA

>colombian In
>the commentator: yeah, ecuador is doing the paperwork to steal him from Colombia
Why do they keep doing this

CONVOCADOS

Adrian Ramosbros....

What is the name of the funk song that plays during this video (I know all of you have seen it)

>>151839789
>Montero
>no Mier(da)
Finally

>>151839818
Eu trabalhava no mc

Baile de Favela - Mc João

>>151839818
I forgot the image
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Oh that's ummm
MC Bin Laden

>>151839512
stop with the excuses, bernabei

Jogadinha do Gordinha

Please do not watch us lose today.

>>151839512
a football field isn't that long, running 100 meters in 15 seconds shouldn't be demanding

>>151839971
I’m watching us choke as we speak. These guys need a bath of humility

>>151839971
>millonarios vs endivigados
who writes this shit?

>>151840035
Me

>>151840044
why won't you write a victory for your team?

>>151840051
Trust the plot

>>151840044
Write it so aBerica goes to la B again

I hate lunch breaks so much. Yeah were gonna give you two hours to eat and lay down in bed and when you reach peak sleepiness you come back to work

>>151840073
you get TWO hours of lunch break?? brazilians really can't suffer

>>151840082
it's way too much
at my work i requested to give me only 30 minutes which is more than enough for me and they refused

Resenha

>>151840073
This nigger gets 2 hours, wtf.

>>151840098
They can't do that if you are CLT, you have to do at least 1 hour. I can do 2 if I want as well but then I would have to leave work later.

>>151840120
i'm funça
theres no reason to not let me do 30 minutes so i can leave earlier

>>151840126
>A Lei nº 8.112/90, que rege os servidores públicos federais,não define o horário de almoço diretamente, mas estabelece que o intervalo para refeição é obrigatório para quem trabalha 8 horas diárias e deve ter no mínimo 1 hora e no máximo 3 horas
E se tu for estadual a lei deve se similar.

>>151840138
>federais
not my case
our minimum is 30 minutes
HR fags actually got on my case because i was clocking back in like 15 minutes after leaving for lunch

>>151840138
se tu fores*
please use the correct conjugation

>>151840073
I’d rather have no lunch than spending two unpaid hours in a fucking office

>>151840159
Fuck off prof Pasquale

>>151840165
Can't you leave the office to have lunch?

>>151840165
No bro after 11 they close shop, i have to drive all the way home, then come back at 13. I cant bring myself to do anything during this period so i just vegetate

>>151840171
don't be rude to someone who has good intent in making important corrections

>>151840183
And what’s the point if most people live more than half an hour away
>>151840184
Damn, it sucks. How far do you live from it?

Now the question of the ages,
>actually smart woman that shares your tastes in movies, music, videogames, reads books, but is neurotic like all smart women are
Or
>pleasant and chill hot woman but she is normal, likes sertanejo, futebol and netflix

>>151840196
>>151840171
For me it’s profesor super O

>>151840216
>pleasant and chill hot woman but she is normal, likes sertanejo, futebol and netflix
This, I hate troublesome women

>>151840105
so there's a chance sports don't pipocates

>>151840216
>likes sertanejo
which kind of sertanejo? this can be a dealbreaker

>>151840216
>>151840241
>implying all women arent troublesome
>>151840256
Probably normal stuff like jorge n mateus, henrique n juliano

>>151840253
If they win every game from now won they might stay at serie A

>>151839512
Nah fuck you man you’re the type of people that be all like “those poor football players, they play too much” meanwhile any gari runs way more everyday. Footballers should be playing at least 3 times a week every week. Fuck those rich bums

>>151840283
so they can win seriė A and copalib

>>151840283
they not only need to win (not tie) every game, but everyone else at the Z4 needs to lose (not tie)

Who was atanásio and why is he spinning

>https://youtu.be/ZNKBrTEJp3g?si=YeANh1CwW-2h--H2
Its up!

>>151840317
>check teams in XYZ4
Yeah sports es de primera

>>151840322
I only know anastasio

>>151840389
if they tie tomorrow and fortaleza wins against grêmio, it's already over

if they lose tomorrow it's already over

i guess it's that time of the year where i play yugioh forbidden memories again

Today is sex day, why are you talking about yu gi oh on sex day?

> this girl with Eastern European name reached out to me via LinkedIn and she lives here in Medellin.
It’s so over colombiabros

>>151840432
i'm holding for the 28th, the black sexo gay
I mean day

>>151840435
There are plenty of Ivanas in Colombia tho

>there are 5 colombians posting itt regularly
>they all swear they dont support nacional.
That is an statistical miracle

>>151840459
perhaps naciomal is the culombian corinthians, where any of the supporters can speak english in order to post here

It is like us brazilians pretending we dont all support flamengo

>>151840432
because i am a loser faggot who enjoys bad games

>>151840432
You missed the part in which he said "forbidden memories"

>>151840475
>>151840533
What part of SEX DAY did you not understand?

>>151840432
YGO is better than sex

>>151840548
I will be having sex with my hand, dunno if that counts.

>>151840408
I guess gremio will lose and galo will suck big fat cocks

>>151840592
Have sex
>>151840626
That only half counts

Vamos Vasco btw

>>151840648
what if he uses both hands

whoah whoah big dick guy over here

>>151840681
Both hands is an acceptable replacement to the pussy then. I'll allow it.

Hoy juega Coxa

i miss chiquititas

bahia and sport resisting the red menace

>>151840548
I dont understand well that part in which you have to plug the penis into the vagina. One cant see it so it is hard to aim for the right spot.

>>151840828
Who cares about bahia
Fuck bahia

>>151840847
Thats the fun part, you can experience it yourself!

>>151840867
watch out, you're about to be accused of being from Maringá

>>151840828
this map is at least 15 years old and its data is based on facebook follows

>>151840895
That would be impossible.

Are nortistas the indians of Brazil?

>>151840956
no, they are pretty hygienic

brasileros never recovered from the great divide of 1950

there’s a special place in hell for people that don’t flush their toilets after they eat their beans

there's an angel in my pocket

Brazil is beating indonesia

can criciwoman do it?

Colombia 0-0 vs El Salvador, North Koreans are going to rape us

>>151841024
yeah in the fart department lol

We are avenging thr girl who died in the indonesian volcano this year

>>151841039
I'm always surprised to how tight serie b is

>>151841039
I wouldnt bet on it

>there are flafags sincerely believing that it is possible to still win Brasileirão
I wish I could cope like that. I can't even believe in winning the Libertadores. How you niggas feel about pic related?
Firing 20 managers every year is retarded but his style can be fully retarded sometimes. It makes no sense to have a high-press style when more than half of your defenders are 30y+. It seems that Flamengo has allergy to young-ish players.

>>151841104
KEK

>>151841104
I'd just use forro.

>>151841128
it's literally his first year as a professional coach, people often forget this
he's still learning some things

>>151841143
the hemorroidas leak acid when they pop

It is tight for criciwoman

Red flag men go

Fagmengo

>>151841151
Don't fuck her in the pooper then.

>campeonato is decided by galo entregating to palmeiras and giving his life against flamengo
it's an atletico palmolengo world

>>151841162
criciwoman
tied to avaí
criciwoman
now it's hard to leave
criciwoman
can they leave the dreadful B?

>>151841244
vocaroo it

>>151841128
brave for brasileros to put a woman in charge of a team that molests women daily

>>151841212
>altético x palmeiras is on 19/11, 3 days before the sudakino final, galo to poupate

>atlético x flamengo is on 25/11, 4 days before the copalib final, flamengo to poupate

geeez

>>151841128
i remember you were one of the most deluded flamenguistas here though. i recognize your posting style.
i said that this team is too unstable.

now THIS
is putary

I honestly believe that futebolers shouldn't be paid and the tournaments shouldn't give money

>>151841212
>most undercover anti palmeiras post
kek
it's mirassol not Holanda 78
Palmeiras will win both next games
Palmeiras should've scored at least 4 vs Santos, Brazão made 11 (ELEVEN) saves

I honestly believe in ovnis

>>151840291
why are you talking like cj from gta

if brazilians looked like anime girls we wouldn't call them monos, at the end of the day it's not racism but laziness on their part

>>151841488
i look exactly like illya though

>>151841470
el culo te abrocho

>>151841507
that's a VN girl

Seleção Brasileira se o critério fosse MERITOCRACIA e NÍVEL TÉCNICO APENAS
Brazão; Reinaldo, Gabriel Magalhães, Léo Ortiz, PH do Vasco; Casemiro, Danielzinho, Matheus Pereira; Martinelli, Pedro, Rayan do Vasco
Esses são os jogadores que mais PERFORMARAM nos últimos meses, isso é CIÊNCIA e ESTATÍSTICA

>>151841518
tu mama se come este bizcocho
no juego mas

>>151841528
Now i am.curious how it would look like if they just got the guys with the highest sofascore grades form the top 5 leagues+ brazil

>>151841459
I know Santos is a punching bag rn but clássico is clássico and they will be playing at home this time.
Palmeiras took a while to open the porteira yesterday, it's not a guaranteed win, I would bet on a 1-1 tie.

no leo pele or gabigol, no hexa
ticki tocki belezas

>>151841601
a 1-1 tie with santos scoring first and palmeiras blueballing at the very end

>>151841459
and addressing the Mirassol point, they haven't lost at home yet, I want them to end the year with that

how would boludos feel if choripan suddenly stopped existing

>>151841658
i went to check which of their remaining matches were home matches and for some reason google thinks santos vs mirassol probability is 41% chance of santos winning and 31% mirassol winning

>>151841692
I'd have to eat beans

>>151841692
i can live with that

>4 hours slacking off while searching for an expecific if at code
>found it at some random Azure Topic instead
fuck this gay shit i miss working at legacy projects made by boomers

Just imagine if gordinhas stopped existing? What a grim world that would be

everyone talking about santos
but who's actually gonna be rebaixated
is INTER

>>151841768
this but gordelicias

Love a gordinha today, don't wait
You don't know if there'll be a tomorrow

>>151841692
Fulbo would die. Globally.

>>151841768
>>151841787
of course by gordinha you mean an attractive woman with a good waist-to-hip ratio

Gonna take a shower you guys want anything?

>>151841840
yes bring me the drain hair please

>>151841840
some tea water

>Argentina is finally taking his twice a year shower
about time

>brasilia is finally taming his twice a hour shower
valeu

>brazilians need to tame their electric showers or get zapped
Assustador. Muito assustador even.

>>151841528
We won't be hexa because of lei Pelé and social media

Why do 'simios use boludo as an insult? Having big testicles is a good thing

Dont big testicles mean you have a tumor

>>151842040
False

Calm down everyone the testicles enthusiast has logged on

Brazil is still not beating the gay allegations

you are just electric and ashamed about it

>>151842099
All black superheros are electric and yellow.

>>151842109
the most famous one isnt

she's electric
she's in a family full of eccentrics

mom got really happy with the airfryer I got her :)

>>151842147
samuel l. jackson is white

>>151842147
that isn't Blade or Black Superman

>brazilians shower with electricity
>but they fry with air
Such a wacky and interesting culture, I wonder what they'll come up with next. A car that runs on bananas? Bean powered solar energy? Player owned football teams? Only time will tell.

>>151842153
She's got a cueca
In fact she's got a six pack
She's got the beans in the oven
And I need more rice

>>151842210
>A car that runs on bananas
My uncle invented one but Petrobras killed him

>>151841787
I had a gordinha
There was no tatuagem
I lost the gordinha
Life sucks

>>151842227
vamos Santos Laguna Dumont btw

>>151842236
at least you know how it feels like

>>151842247
But I've quit on searching for love since
That's how much I know what it feels like

>>151842099
>>151842109
Mrs electric send this nigga to the penis explosion chamber and have his penis exploded immediately

Spawn is not a electric or yellow superhero
Neither green lantern

>>151841104
i would submerge my face in her buceta regardless

>>151842266
or blade

>>151842266
spawn is a demon

Took me a long time to realize morning glory is what people called their morning erections

>>151842273
Or miles
Or cyborg (being a robot doesnt count as electric btw)
>>151842283
He used to be black

>>151842292
Miles has a dozen trillion electric augmentations, and being a cyborg is electric yes.

>>151842292
Spawn is still black after the symbiote fuses

>>151842301
You are WRONG and im so right that i refuse to elaborate on why

Pelé was not electric although he did wear yellow sometimes

>mention black superheroes are all yellow and electric
>brazilians get personally offended and try to correct me

I’m black and got electrocuted when I was a kid

It is the duty of the green flag to correct the blue flag as they babble on their unverified lies

brazilians are just our nagging wife

When i was a kid i used to get eletrocuted often because my mom would bring me to those parquinhos made of plastic that are huge electric condutors for whatever reason

>Black super hero
>His super power is stealing other people's powers
>His main weakness is any body of water

The superhero you are thinking of is "upgrade" from Ben 10

>>151842451
that nigga was so busted, also his name is Ultra-T

What about Brahim BILAU? O craqui do Santos

Profesor super O is black and he’s based. You are all huge faggots

>>151842565
IS HE ELECTRIC THO

>>151842602
He is

>>151842565
what does the O stands for?

>>151842673
Otoman Empire

>>151842673
Otamendi.

>>151842736
but they didn't call themselves ottoman

>>151842673
Osvaldo Pereira

>>151842746
Osmanlı İmparatorluğu is basically the same

>>151842673
Ostheoporosis

>>151842746
And the empire wasnt holy and they werent socialists but fascists

you should make one with hulk's car

And it wasn't really an empire, it was more of a Nation-State

>>151842774
Empire wasnt holy nor roman*

>>151842774
fascists are socialists but nationalist socialists instead of globalist socialists

Romani is basically German

>brazil 4 x0 indonesia
Damn feels good to be brazilian
Wish everyone could say the same

>>151832432 (OP)
Chicken nugget soup?

NEW

>>151842929
>>151842929
>>151842929

>>151841479
Because i learned english playing gta sa

>>151841692
Just eat salchipão instead