Thread 151837168

You know who's better than Bo Nix?
Caleb Williams.

>Thursday Night's game between Denver and Las Vegas made history as just the second game since 1950 in which both teams had more penalties than first downs. Tonight the Raiders and Broncos each had 10 first downs and 11 penalties.
>The previous game came back on Oct. 17, 1976, in the first meeting between the expansion Seattle Seahawks (0-5 entering the game) and expansion Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-5 entering the game). In that battle royale, Seattle won 13-10, with the Seahawks recording 14 first downs and 15 penalties and the Bucs recording 18 first downs and 20 penalties for an astounding 190 yards.

Bo Nix is not a very good QB

>>151837168 (OP)
Turns out Jayden Daniels has been playing like shit all season BEFORE he got inured
MANY SUCH CASES!
SAD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1b4xfeIkJU

The doinks are gonna be swept by KC and the amount of pathetic begging they're going to be doing in KC's colts and charger game threads will be unmatched

How do you barely beat the raiders? The broncos are without a doubt the most fraudulent 8-2 team in NFL history.

Bo Nix has a stupid name
It needs more letters

that sbc faggot is going to be right isnt he

>>151837178
Holy shit Nix can rip that thing

The Kiwi is always asking for it. All of his spergouts are basically a mating call for a hung stallion to take him. He's in heat and i'm coming for him.

>>151837181
I concur

>>151837187
Bojangles Nixinberger

>>151837203
Why can't mutts make webms?

How mad do you think Sean Payton is knowing deep down that he helped create a dynasty tier roster but his QB is so utterly dogshit that he's rocketing towards yearly playoff blowouts until the roster gets too old to keep it up?

broncos are on a 2024 chiefs run rn

>>151837199
I'll give him credit because as embarrassing as it is to have that photo floating around forever, if I posted my ass like that, you guys would never stop making fun of me for how comparatively fat and juicy my ass is. I would never have the confidence to post my naked body online.

>>151837176
Many people are saying this.

>>151837212
I really don't care what that pursed lip faggot thinks.

>>151837178
>Throwing on the run, across your body, 55 yards down the field, into double coverage
Sean Payton probably wanted to fucking murder him right there.

It gets funnier every week

>>151837176
Is he wearing lipstick?

>>151837178
acne man has the worst footwork in the NFL. even bustin knows to plant his feet before throwing

getting carried is a skill

>>151837226
You have no idea what you're talking about lil bro

NONE OF YOU KNOW BALL

Brother in christ the Broncos defense is shit

its overrated for low scoring games against
>Cam Ward
>Geno Smith
>Justin Fields
>Davis Mills
>Jake Browning
>Jalen Hurts

they've given up over 20+ points to every real offense they've faced, giving up over 30 to the fucking GIANTS.

Its dogwater, trash, overinflated shit by playing against trash QBs. Broncos fans are in for a rude awakening next week

>>151837221
The funniest thing will be when the broncos get absolutely thrashed by the 6th seed chiefs / jags

>>151837222
I honestly wouldn't care if he had the entire locker room and coaching staff wearing lip gloss and high heels if he turns into a franchise QB

>bo Nix bo Nix
I don't care if he sucks ass, I'm happy the broncos keep winning. Hyper fixation on QBs is gay as hell and a symptom of these faggy times we live in where the QB needs to be hyped up for women to pay attention to the sport. Find me a defense that is more fun to watch than the broncos. You can suck off Mahomes all you want but the way broncos have been getting to QBs there's a real risk that Mahomes gets injured in one of these two games.

>>151837222
Someone changed the color saturation on the video to make his lips and fingernails look pink when they werent.
Thats why the USC colors look wrong too.

broncos should have traded for flacco they would be super bowl favorites

>>151837240
>>151837244
Imagine if the Broncos had a good quarterback, they'd be 10-0.

>>151837240
>regular season wins with a piss easy schedule
Everyone except you knows what's coming in 2 months

Best record in the NFL
Best quarterback in the NFL
Good night Broncos country!

Chiefs are sweeping the Broncos and while they're on a bye will beat the Cowboys so they're both basically already at 8-4 with the tiebreaker to KC

Bo Nix is Will Levis with better PR, a great defense and a good HC

>>151837261
uhhh nixters is this true??

>>151837238
Mahomes isn't better than half these QBs

>>151837264
Will Levis at least isnt balding

Blo Dix

>>151837255
Literally how?

>>151837221
Who the fuck even is this guy? Why am I expected to care what some literal fucking who thinks?

>case keenum case keenum
I don't care if he sucks ass, I'm happy the vikings keep winning. Hyper fixation on QBs is gay as hell and a symptom of these faggy times we live in where the QB needs to be hyped up for women to pay attention to the sport. Find me a defense that is more fun to watch than the vikings. You can suck off stafford all you want but the way the vikings have been getting to QBs there's a real risk that stafford gets injured in one of these two games.

>>151837264
Will Levis has a better arm

>>151837221
Kek

>>151837268
Someone will be making a Turkey trip before you know it.

>>151837273
He's a random jewish media personality so you WILL pay attention to his viral marketers on /sp/ and check out his channel, chud.

>>151837266
Who knows? I kinda hope the chiefs win the first game against the broncos or the cope here is gonna be understandable

>>151837255
That's not Bo Nix, that's Tim Tebow, Anon :)

my cowbies :/

I haven’t been this confident going into a queefs game since like 2015. We are going to fucking destroy them, it actually won’t be close.

>>151837274
>Needed a miracle to beat the Saints
>proceed to get completely assraped by the Eagles
That was funny, not gonna lie

>literally the best o-line in the league
>bo still sucks ass

honestly impressive

who knew harvey dent was playing QB?

>>151837291
>>proceed to get completely assraped by the Eagles
Mutthomes...

>>151837266
'fraid so

>>151837288
I honestly don't care if my Chiefs win, I just want Bo Nix's neck to be broken and for Mile High Stadium to collapse and crush every Broncos fan there.

>>151837178
No wonder Mahomo wins this division every year. This is his competition. Even at 8-2 you know the Chiefs will still win it.

feasting on patty’s logs

Do you think the Broncos will trade up to draft a quarterback next year?

Bo Nix beat the raiders
Drake Maye lost to the raiders
Draw you are own conclusions.

>>151837303
So it was you spamming gore

>>151837299
>this is supposedly a 25 year old man
when is it going to come out that "bo" spent 10 years in an illegal eastern european gridiron farm league that sean peyton owes millions to and thats why he looks so old and sucks so much?

>>>>151837288
I watched the Texans, jets, giants, and raiders game and the donkeys were dogshit in all of them

It's actually going to be impossible for KC to lose this unless Mahomes throws like 3 picks and then we deserve to lose.

Bo Nix beat the eagles
Mutthomes lost to the eagles
Draw you are own conclusions.

>>151837210
He grabbed these from reddit

>>151837183
he just needs mo help

>>151837303
>Seething chuddies will act as if Mahomes doesn't have the most injuries wished upon him in the last decade of /nfl/ right now in reply to this post

>>151837312
Sean Payton would push Bo Nix off of a skyscraper if he meant he could have Drake Maye

>>151837178
>FUCK IT IM GOING DEEEEEEEEEEEP
I told you he was the next rax

>>151837298
>download MPV
>download simple webm maker mpv
>find pirate stream

WaLa, its stupid easy even a retard could do it.

>>151837316
Defense is half the game but okay mutt

>>151837203
That was a fricken dart though

>10-7
Was it a slurper?

Rate tonights game

>>151837326
Broncos would probably be even worse
Sean Payton is half the problem that Bo Nix has

>>151837298
It's so easy a retarded frog could do it

>>151837264
Will Levis was a baller and had a cannon for an arm.

>>151837255
lmao he's just like me

>>151837325
You're the only one seething right now

>>151837326
True they might have the best record in the NFL if they had a different quarterback

>56% completion rate on deep balls in the 4th quarter. meme chucks, defense and cupcake opponents
who am I?

What happens here if the broncos beat the chiefs on the 16th? Will this place just be completely unusable?

>>151837331
chiefs defense is at the very worst equivalent to the broncos if not better

>>151837342
Huh? I'm just posting factual statements anon.

>>151837177
A heckin penagami?!?!?!

>>151837292
>best oline in the league
>won't plant his feet or step up in the pocket ever
>on the rare occasion he makes a great through, his retard receivers drop it

>>151837350
Patty Cuckitini

>>151837353
chiefs losing is a win for everybody, even if it’s bix nood beating them

It's amazing how I could watch a team that's 8-2 and my takeaway be that they're dogshit.

>>151837353
On the contrary anon, it'll be hilarious for anyone not a Chiefs fan

I won't be here however, because of the implication if that happened

>>151837335
you wouldn't believe how much of a slurper it was. Blow Dix got it at the Raiders ten yard line thanks to a blocked punt and still couldn't get a TD. And that was AFTER getting great yardage at like the 30 and not getting a TD.

>>151837364
This is kinda how I feel watching the Patriots games this season too

henlo

blo dix after his rookie contract is up

>>151837368
Patriots are unironically good, though. Blo Dix is being carried HARD by his defense.

>>151837370
What is this gay shit

>>151837368
>>151837364
When I watch the patriots Drake Maye actually looks good though

>>151837372
Bo Nix wishes his skin and hairline were this good

>>151837372
He's at least getting a bag somewhere else the Sean Payton system will guarantee that for him

Shit game but a win's a win

>>151837372
Why is he so agro about selling SRTs? My mom drives a Jeep SRT8.

Bo Nix either threw too high or too low tonight. Put it on the money, faggot

>>151837375
Turn your monitor on

>>151837335
You have no idea. The Raiders basically dropped every pass Geno threw. So they stopped passing and just ran the ball and prayed for yardage the whole game. Bo Nix missed the majority of his passes and basically did nothing the whole game. Both teams had so many penalties that the commentators started complaining about the quality of play. Any time one of them actually managed to do something, it got called back. The Raiders punter had an elite night. The Broncos punter was terrible and kept giving the Raiders short fields that they did nothing with.

It's incredible that both teams were given so many easy opportunities and literally failed all of them. The Broncos didn't even get a single first down until there were only a few minutes left in the 2nd quarter.

>>151837372
White people are fucking hideous

>>151837364
Aurorafag here. Win or not, that game was painful, what the fuck was wrong with them?

>Chiefs have 4 losses
Best team ever you wouldn't understand
>Broncos have 2 losses
Horrible, worst team in the league, they got lucky 7 times in a row

Should I get some donzempic next year?

>>151837360
his footwork got roasted enough but the way he turns a flushed out "pass rush" into an actual pressure is hilarious too

>>151837366
This image sums up the whole game

>>151837399
Absolutely beyond atrocious offensive play calling. I 100% blame Sean Payton for how ugly that game looked

>>151837399
It was a semen slurp of a game. We were overdue for one on Thursday Night.

>>151837336
They all could gain some weight

>>151837401
>chefs
>good
Who is saying that now?

Antonio “Nigger” Brown was arrested for attempted murder today

>>151837407
Dobbins bouncing off the line of scrimmage in the middle of the field for the 10th time was kino as fuck

>>151837353
Why speculate about things that have no chance of happening? The Chiefs are coming off a bye and they have a 13-1 record against the Broncos since 2018 when Mahomes plays.

>>151837383
not unless he starts playing a lot better. if not he'd have to take a prove it deal and earn it somewhere else like darnold, baker, or jones

>>151837415
Why'd the chiefs lose to the eagles anyway? My broncos had a W on that game

>>151837412
The other guy probably deserved it.

>>151837399
Who cares this season? Name any 2 or 3 loss team without a painful loss or win. Getting to 8 wins at this point essentially guarantees a division win for the Broncos. They need to win 3 of their last 7. The math is now on their side.

>>151837415
The Chiefs are shit off the bye cazzie

why didnt he just go to china or iran?

>>151837409
Would you, if she could cook insane game day food and had an encyclopedic knowledge of NFL players, stats, and lore?

>>151837364
now you know how I felt watching my 2023 Eagles

>>151837405
That doesn't do it justice

Here's the slurping in its full form

>>151837434
Why are you showing me this

>>151837433
Not as easy to get a visa to go there I guess

>>151837433
Am I the only one who thinks this doesn’t look like AB? I thought I was supposed to be racist and think they all looked the same.

>>151837399
The wind was atrocious so Bo couldn't throw any dragons. If you had been paying attention, that's how we have been winning as of late.

>>151837418
The Chiefs haven't been a complete team all season until literally unironically this upcoming week against the broncos

>>151837433
china or iran doesn't want the us' trash

>>151837448
cool it with the racism

>>151837445
Oh cool then broncos get to use the best cornerback in the league being injured as an excuse if things go bad against the chiefs

>>151837433
>>151837443
He's not doing some cocky face for the camera he saw, or in generally being cocky for existing anymore. He has his stupid ass haircut buzzed down to what a normie would have

He realizes he's fucked so it's a face AB hasnt shown to the public in a long time.

>8-2
Officially the best team in the league, statistically

The Broncos keep finding ways to win

>>151837443
na thats him its just weird seeing him with a normal cut and unkempt beard

>>151837456
Barely averaging 15 points against some of the shittiest teams in the league, yeah everyone is shaking at the prospect of facing them

The Denver Broncos scored more points than the Las Vegas Raiders during this game

>>151837421
No it's not. 2 of those final 7 games are against the Chiefs, and they are going to lose both of those games. Which will give the Chiefs the tiebreaker. That puts the Broncos at 8-4 and the Chiefs at 7-4. The Broncos destiny is no longer in their own hands at that point and if the Chiefs win out, they win the division. The Broncos need the Chiefs to lose a game to have a chance as they automatically lose a tie.

The Broncos then have 5 games left against the Packers, Commanders, Raiders, Chargers, and Jaguars. The Chiefs have several very easy games(Texans, Cowboys, Raiders, Titans) left of their schedule. Their only two tough games left are the Colts and Chargers.

Even if the Chiefs dropped those 2 tough games, that leaves them at 11-6. The Broncos would have to go 4-1 in their remaining games or they lose the division.

The odds are actually firmly in favor of the Chiefs winning the division at this juncture.

Queefs fans think they're entitled to the division

>>151837466
>injured two quarterbacks in two weeks
Probably a little scared

running blacks wife receivers

>>151837456
this is worse than mccuckthy's meditation thing and strouds basketball thing
why cant zoomers just be normal

>No it's not. 2 of those final 7 games are against the Chiefs, and they are going to lose both of those games. Which will give the Chiefs the tiebreaker. That puts the Broncos at 8-4 and the Chiefs at 7-4. The Broncos destiny is no longer in their own hands at that point and if the Chiefs win out, they win the division. The Broncos need the Chiefs to lose a game to have a chance as they automatically lose a tie.

>The Broncos then have 5 games left against the Packers, Commanders, Raiders, Chargers, and Jaguars. The Chiefs have several very easy games(Texans, Cowboys, Raiders, Titans) left of their schedule. Their only two tough games left are the Colts and Chargers.

>Even if the Chiefs dropped those 2 tough games, that leaves them at 11-6. The Broncos would have to go 4-1 in their remaining games or they lose the division.

>The odds are actually firmly in favor of the Chiefs winning the division at this juncture.

>>151837468
Explain this in SBC terms

>>151837469
Its wild they're throwing a melty cause you have to explain to alphzoids how divisional.tiebreakers work

>>151837474
This is actually crazy, how do the broncos have so many more sacks?

The Las Vegas Raiders failed at attepting to score more points in the game of football against the Denver Broncos on November 6th, 2025.

>>151837466
Do you think the queefies will be able to stop the Broncos pass rush? Nik Bonitto and Zach Allen are playing out of their mind right now

Save us Mendoza

having football be played on thursday night might be the worst mistake of all time, worse than 9/11 and communism

>lost 76 straight games
>4-371

How have the broncos gotten away with a historical robbery here

Boncos are super fraudulent especially after tonight. That was embarrassing

>>151837522
>um, scoring more points is literally ROBBERY

>>151837519
Don't watch then

>>151837525
Did you miss London?

quality of wins > quantity of wins
t. ball knower

Broncos on top Saars!
NOW TO DO THE NEEDFUL AND KILL THE CHIEF ZUTTS!

>>151837515
First to 17 wins like early 90s boomerball. you think that browns-tier qb/skill player situation can put up 20 on a team with the chips on the table

Wasn't able to catch the game, how was it?

>>151837515
Who do they have that can drill Kelce over the middle

>>151837529
4 losses is a lot of losses bro

I hope the Broncos break Mahomes

>>151837529
and this is why college is the superior sport

>>151837532
one of the worst of all time

>>151837445
injuries were not the problem against buffalo who made them look just like the Eagles super bowl Chiefs and sputtering offense of the last few years. Andy did not adapt to the tight man coverage (fucking Worthy can't separate what good is his speed) and struggling O line that had Pat spooked and with a spy on run lanes. He got away from the run like always despite Buffalo begging them to run and Hunt avg 6 ypc. They kept committing to long developing routes, didn't run play action or go under center even at the goal line and then didn't go for it on 4th down - and why can't Pat get 1 yd at goal himself like every other QB huh, oh cause of 1 hit 3 years ago? nobody to help Chris Jones in the pass rush either and he's not doing jack shit anyways

>>151837526
>teams are .011 since 1985 with a 375 game sample size
>Broncos win
Yes this was stolen by the raiders ineptitude

>>151837529
Keep track of standings without counting one possession lottery slop and you'll get a much better picture of who is good and shit

>>151837515
chiefs have a top 5 o line

>>151837508
Elite front seven plus safety blitzes

>>151837517
You ain't getting Mendoza lad he's gonna be a mettie jettie

Broncos defense heavily struggled against a depleted raiders offense with a practice squad oline. Were they missing players? Chiefs are gonna carve them up

>>151837433
>His smile and optimism, gone

>>151837539
>Injuries weren't the issue in a game where Mahomes starting LT was out, and his starting LG got his nagging injury aggravated Q1 against Joey Bosa who feasted on Mahomes blind side all game

Tell me you didn't watch the game more man holy shit. That's not happening against Josh Simmons.

>>151837545
Pls.. let me believe

broncos at best can finish 12-5, chiefs at worst will finish 12-5 and will have the tie break over the broncos

>>151837547
They were missing the best cornerback in the league

>>151837542
Jawaan Taylor is injured and if Josh Simmons starts it'll be his first game back in a month so he'll likely be rusty as fuck. Denver home crowd is gonna be loud as fuck too. False start city

>>151837554
Surtain? Makes sense

>>151837508
21 sacks against the jets, raiders, and titans

AFC would be ours for the taking with how fucking trash it is if not for Zac Taylor holding us back

>>151837555
that place is gonna be quiet as a mouse by the 2nd half

>>151837456
I don't know how they're fucking doing it but it's a literal fact

>>151837540
>nooooooooo you can't just score more than the other team o algo

I forgot the Raiders vs Broncos was tonight and I was trying to hype it yesterday when everyone said it would be a snoozefest

>>151837562
I kinda doubt it, the Denver narrative right now is that they only wake up after the half

>>151837567
when the chiefs lead 21-0 and picked off bo twice i don't think the energy is gonna be very high

nix is just bustin fields with an elite defense and offensive line

>>151837560
>bungles
lol

>>151837560
mike, katie, troy, and duke exist

>>151837565
It was worse than a snooze fest. The Broncos fans were boo'ing like the whole game

>wanting a qb named mendoza
>wanting a qb named thro pix
>wanting a qb named micro penis
>wanting a qb named canhe pick it
>wanting a qb named jared goof
>wanting a qb named sak pickedoff
>wanting a qb named scam tard

when are you faggots going to acknowledge how important onomatology is when it comes to positions of actual consequence? what's next, a qb named Louis Thegaem?

>queefies lose to the Bills
>Ermmmm ACKSHUALLY they were hiding their best plays bro they clearly weren't trying that hard to win
>Broncos beat the Raiders on TNF
>WHAT LE FUCK???? WHY DIDN'T THEY PUT UP 100 POINTS CUHH??!! WHY DIDN'T THEY DO LE EPIC INTRICATE 4D CHESS PLAYCALLS ON A SHORT WEEK!!

the queefie mindset is truly baffling

>>151837569
Everyone picks off Bo twice. Also, why would the broncos be losing by that much? That's a fantasy. Go look up old games between the two teams. Yes the chiefs always win but it's never by that kind of a difference and the Broncos are better than they have been in the last 5 years.

>>151837551
and they did nothing to adapt to that. guess you better hope Simmons doesn't have another drug relapse panic attack or whatever if that's all it takes to make that embarrassment of "weapons" riches and generational QB useless.

Idk how much Amazon paid for the game to look like this but I don't like these new tnf helmet rules

I mean, the Broncos literally won so

why did that cowboys player kill himself

About to be 9 next Sunday

>>151837583
>Retarded bronco fan has to make shit up while not knowing ball
Fuckin kek

>>151837587
he didn't want to watch TNF

>>151837577
SBC bros, our response?

>>151837588
Even if it's fucking hideous it's good to see the Broncos back on top of the AFCW as it should be

Mahomes is gonna pull an Aaron Rodgers and run the table and y'all gonna seeethe so fuckin hard it's just like that

>>151837598
you also said this after week 2 and week 3 and week 4 and week 5 and week 6 and week 7 and week 8

People don't realize that the broncos are the protagonists this season. Read a book or something, the hero always has to suffer before a win, that's why every broncos game is so fucking close and why they absolutely fucking blasted the Giants in the 4th.

They're probably gonna lose to the chiefs on the 16th because it sets them up perfect to slay the dragon on Christmas Day.

>>151837587
Had an armed robbery felony from when he was like a teenager coming after him

The Orange Crush

>>151837603
Running the table specifically cannot happen until the second half of the season when divisional games come up

Your tables about to be ran faggot

>>151837598
Looking at this Broncos defense Mahomes might actually fucking die

Orange crush this bussy

>>151837604
>Chiefs lose to a divisional rival on Christmas
You do realize this is the script the NFL used before they won one of their Superbowl right

>>151837607
Did Geno skip leg day or do the black socks just make his lower legs look tiny?

>>151837578
last years team was significantly better

>>151837607
Not impressive considering the entire Raiders Oline is injured and wasn't even good when healthy

>>151837616
>Broncos were better last year
Now I know you're delusional

>>151837589
but I'm right about the coaching, the counter is to just say - and yet they were still driving down the field to win the game against a Bills that played the best they possibly could plus Andy sandbagging for the post season

>>151837610
Broncos defense is overinflated dogshit propped up by playing Justin fields tier QBs for 5x games.

>>151837569
...in Madden

>>151837434
No, because fat chicks should have fat tits, sorry

Legends of the Game

>>151837629
Protagonist stats, gonna be a movie about this year's Broncos team.

What drug do you prescribe to Bo Nix to get him to chill the fuck out? He's ALWAYS nervous

>>151837552
You could always trade for Kyler Murray :)

>>151837622
defense was similar and offense was significantly better

>>151837623
There is no amount of scheming that is going to have an injured and depleted LG and LT not get blown apart by Joey Bosa on methamphetamines.
Bosa was breaking through two men to put pressure on Mahomes to make a shit throw without taking a foot off the pedal up entire Mahomes final snap of the game.

And it was still a 1 score game.

>>151837629
>88
DT's spirit is really helping the Broncos this year, isn't he?

>>151837639
How'd they lose to the eagles though? How'd they lose to the chargers? It's always of excuses

>>151837643
Tradition continued. The best tradition

I thought that Bo Nix guy was supposed to be good?? What happened?!?

>>151837647
>tradition continued
>1488

Broncos spiritually lost tonight's game.

>>151837645
Rashee Rice was suspended for 6 games and Xavier Worthy got injured week 1

do you watch football or just shitpost about it?:

>>151837629
Elite coaching

>>151837656
As a Broncos fan, yes. Even the players know that was fucking awful

Nix reminds me of 2013 Russell Wilson, Broncos are going to the Super Bowl

>>151837663
Nice try

Nix reminds me of 2025 Russell Wilson, Broncos are going to never win another game again

>>151837654
Sutton and DT declared war a long time ago

>broncos fans think beating
>Cam Ward
>Geno Smith
>Justin Fields
>Davis Mills
>Jake Browning
>Jalen Hurts
>puts their defense on the Legion of Boom level

man the delusions in Denver are going to be popped really hard next week it'll be funny

>>151837657
Ah alright hey if you guys win next week then it was just because of surtain

I think Bo is afraid of Maxx

Patrick Mahomes loves ice cream. His favorite flavor is chocolate.
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

>>151837670
everyone wrote off the bills defense but they gangraped muttholmes into completing less than half of his passes

>>151837673
Dole whip

>>151837670
The queefies put up 16 points combined in 2 games against the Broncos last year

>>151837670
Chiefs lost to Hurts the last two times they faced

>>151837654
1488 is by far the cringiest Neonazi symbol ever

Are the Chiefs done

>>151837692
According to people here they're gonna win out and every loss so far this season has an asterisk

>>151837696
No one is saying this

>>151837686
you will never be aryan

In comparison the actual Legion of boom was 9-1 at this point and faced these QBs
>>151837670
>Cam Newton
>Colin Kaepernick
>Chad Henne
>Matt Schaub
>Ryan Fitzpatrick
>Carson Palmer
>Kellen Clemens
>Mike Glennon
>Matt Ryan

lost to
>Andrew Luck

and for fun in W11 they beat
>Christian Ponder

About to make some ice cream for patti. Got a huge batch incoming

>>151837699
But I am, anon. I was told that I look like the main bad guys henchman #2 from every WW2 movie ever

>>151837673
Ok but how does this affect his SBC score?

Are the Chiefs missing the playoffs

>he's taking TNF performances seriously
Kek

how is there a guy whose name is penix jr.

>>151837547
Broncos would have won 3-0 without taking an offensive snap when the scriptkiddy plays wore off what are you talking about

>>151837715
Ah very Aryan I see anon

>>151837547
Brown and retarded post

>excuse me Sean how many points are we gonna put up this week?
*puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulls*
>sheeeeeit as many as we need cuhh!!

>>151837735
Saar

>>151837675
ones that challenge them north and south directly smoke them. poofs are little evasive east/west pitch and catch fags that will probably just go vertical on them when it matters

>>151837721
No, although I think everyone would like them to. I would have said there's a chance, but after seeing the Broncos play tonight, I think it's obvious that they're going to sweep the Broncos. I also don't see any universe where the Chiefs somehow lose to the Titans or Raiders. Nor do I see a universe where they somehow lose to the Colts, Chargers, Texans, and Cowboys. They'd have to lose like 4 of their remaining 8 games to miss the playoffs and I just don't see how that's really possible.

>>151837168 (OP)
oh I get it, its Antonio browns mugshot with charlie kirks face superimposed

The Chiefs only have two very winnable games. @ Titans and @ Raiders. They're worse than everyone else on their schedule

Next game up is colts vs falcons

Can they smash down the sloppy falcons to secure their place as dominant horse team of the afc?

>>151837746
>They'd have to lose like 4 of their remaining 8 games to miss the playoffs and I just don't see how that's really possible.
Simple. They aren't that good.

>>151837336
i ant a feet guy but uh
wew

>>151837759
No matter how "not good" they are, they're not losing to the Titans and Raiders. I have a hard time believing they're worse than the Broncos after what I saw tonight. They're not worse than the Texans or Cowboys. Tell me where the losses are in this schedule.

(off a bye)@ Broncos
vs Colts
@ Cowboys
vs Texans
vs Chargers
@ Titans
vs Broncos
@ Raiders

I see 2 L's in that stretch at maximum. I wouldn't be surprised if they win out.

>>151837778
LLLLWLW

>>151837778
LLWLLWLL

>>151837780
lol
Why would you give Chiefs fans easy ammo like this?

>>151837778
queefies can probably win 9 games if they play better than they did against the Bills

>>151837778
the offenses on those last 5 teams kek

Manifesting a Chiefs loss to the Titans.

>>151837795
Tits would struggle in the cfb playoffs

Chiefs got out their spaghettibowl AFCS loss thats mandated yearly to the jaguars surprisingly for the first time so they'll likely sweep the colts, Texans, and titans

Uh oh stinky

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek patti may actually be broken in 10 days

>>151837702
The cheffitor ignored this lmao

>>151837533
Greenlaw like he did before he got voodoo cursed in the Owl

>>151837809
another reason the lambs and shitcocks are the best two teams right now. they get home without blitzing

sean payton needs to play murderball every single game

>>151837810
Josh Simmons is going to have basically a months rest while still doing training in California

Mahomes wont face more than 5 pressures all game next week

>>151837822
But Josh Simmons sucks

geno smith should be arrested

Any ancient gamers remember this?

>>151837826
lol, lmfao even

>>151837806
I think the Colts game is a coin flip but I just don't really see the Chiefs struggling with the rest of it. Most likely Chiefs record at this point is 12-5.

The simple truth is that the NFL has a talent vacuum. Just look at the dregs that are actually leading the league. Sam Darnold's Seahawks? Bo Nix's Broncos? Colts led by Daniel Jones? Babyfaced Drake Maye and the very suspect Patriots? A washed up Aaron Rodgers on a stodgy Steelers team? Baker Mayfield's Bucs? These are all such halfass offerings but they're the "top teams" we have now. 5-8 years ago these teams would all be bottom feeders.

If Mahomes is even half the superstar he has been hyped up to be, he will run through this gauntlet of shit despite the shaky season.

>>151837830
>42nd/75 Ts

I'm old enough to remember seeing this

>>151837835
You are beyond fucking stupid

>>151837778
>I have a hard time believing they're worse than the Broncos after what I saw tonight.
Bo had a 57% comp on a short week TNF
Mahomes had a 44% comp while fully rested on Sunday

this one's for the true old heads

>>151837835
defenses are too fast and the field is too narrow and shitbrain football fags have no clue how to counter it. only 9000 "safety" rules keep the average game from looking like what you just saw

However, the Broncos DID win even if it was the most ugly game of the season

>>151837843
Wow what an amazing argument you brainlet dipshit. I can tell you're really intelligent by how crippled you are at articulating anything.

.

>>151837844
And Mahomes had a 74% completion percentage against the raiders, what even int he fuck is that faggot doing his can be be below 60% against the raiders

>>151837854
The Colts, Seahawks, Broncos, and Bucs are all stacked. This is obvious if you aren't a retard. The Patriots have a solid defense but they're a 7-10 team without elite QB play

>>151837828
You may be old, but are you THIS old?

>>151837861
>what even int he fuck is that faggot doing his can be be below 60%
Oh she is SEETHING
Mariota had a 71% comp against the Raiders btw. Mahomes looks like shit against real defenses (Denver)

>>151837867
Took my old eyes a while but I do remember this contest heh those were the days...

That Broncos win genuinely feels like a loss. They won but no one enjoyed that game

>>151837880
I watched bill belichick go up against jerry rice on a baseball field once

>>151837854
This isn't basketball you stupid fucking nigger

I don't know who Drake Maye's long term AFC rival will be, but he probably isn't playing yet

>>151837863
"Stacked" lol, right. They're all paper tigers statpadding against dogshit teams. Just look at half of the teams in this league you retard. The disparity is possibly worse than its ever been because the old guard is retiring and dying off basically. I'm not sure we've EVER had this many .700+ teams this late in the season. We have 8 right now and it's actually probably going to get even higher than that after this week where close to half of the league is going to be .700 or better.

Genuinely ask yourself this: have you EVER seen a team at 8-2 perform as DOGSHIT as the Broncos did tonight? That was downright fucking pathetic. Even the 11-0 Steelers looked godlike by comparison and that team was pure fraud.

It is not a coincidence that suddenly like 10 QBs who were middle of the pack nobodies are now the best in the league. The bottom half of the league is legit just backups from 5 years ago.

Has there been a single team this year that hasn't looked like complete shit in at least at 2 games? Every single team looks fraudulent.

>"Stacked" lol, right. They're all paper tigers statpadding against dogshit teams. Just look at half of the teams in this league you retard. The disparity is possibly worse than its ever been because the old guard is retiring and dying off basically. I'm not sure we've EVER had this many .700+ teams this late in the season. We have 8 right now and it's actually probably going to get even higher than that after this week where close to half of the league is going to be .700 or better.
>
>Genuinely ask yourself this: have you EVER seen a team at 8-2 perform as DOGSHIT as the Broncos did tonight? That was downright fucking pathetic. Even the 11-0 Steelers looked godlike by comparison and that team was pure fraud.
>
>It is not a coincidence that suddenly like 10 QBs who were middle of the pack nobodies are now the best in the league. The bottom half of the league is legit just backups from 5 years ago.

>>151837900
He lost to the raiders.

>>151837912
And Burrow lost to Brissett week 1 last year

>>151837910
Anon, maybe YOU are the fraud.

>>151837913
Burrow sucks

>>151837902
Analytic shit is just widening the gap too. Dumbass teams like the Browns rely on it heavily but don't know what to look for and just bury themselves more

>>151837913
This may come as a surprise, but Burrow doesnt play defense.

>>151837924
Bro thought he cooked with this one

Drake Maye lost to the raiders.

>>151837902
>Genuinely ask yourself this: have you EVER seen a team at 8-2 perform as DOGSHIT as the Broncos did tonight?

Denver Broncos in 2015 started 8-2 and they also won the Superbowl :) were you not watching NFL back then? Let me guess lifelong queefies fan of 5 years??

>>151837917
Thursday game plans should be no huddle gas pedal, call out a play with a hand type shit. Gay unconditioned niggers led by wannabe brainiac coaches just plod around at a glacier place with no intricate scheme and the combine babies on the other side just smother that weak shit out

>>151837928
Retard

>>151837924
Burrow doesn't play in general half the time because he's always injured.

>>151837929
Again. Week 1.
>Uh week 1 does not play defense..?

>>151837935
An offense must score points to win games. Get it now?

>>151837772
men of greatness

>>151837931
Name a single game that the 2015 Broncos played as badly as the 2025 Broncos did last night. I'll wait, because it doesn't exist. Even their worst performances of the year come nowhere close to matching that. Not even mentioning how flukey the rest of their season has been this year.

>>151837947
that's not true, I saw the Dayton Triangles score 2 safeties to win it in 1920

>p-please take muh queefies seriously!!!

Kek plonked

>>151837957
>white people bragging about buying insurance again
nothing more goybrained

>>151837957
delete this shit nephew

>>151837955
Week 1 of that season Peyton Manning only passed for 100 yards and no TDs against the Ravens in Denver in a 19-13 win. Week 5 @ Raiders they won 16-10 in another stinker. You really don't know ball do you?

>>151837967
t. Unc

It just occurred to me that Brady and Manning weren't rivals. It may surprise you to learn, but Brady didn't play defense.

Bo really do make 'em melty!

kill barstool faggots with ice picks

>>151837987
Ashley would NOT be a Broncos fan
She'd be a Rams fan because the game takes place in 2000 and she'd be a bandwagoner

>>151837990
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek based especially midge portaloo

>>151837993
She'd be a Redskins fan because Andrew is one because he's literally me

>>151837999
when's her OF debut?

why are there so many BBC threads on /pol/...

was tonights game an entertaining show of incompetence or just bad
should i watch vod raiderbros

>>151838005
Slide threads are common. That's how (((they))) stop people having actual discussion

>>151838007
just bad

>>151838007
Nah watch Ssethtzeentachs review of HOMM3 instead

>>151837910
that's how football is supposed to be, no one should ever feel entirely safe going into a game

>>151838007
standard scores that low usually means the offense didn't fuck up much either. shitfests usually look like 16-11 or some weird score in the teens

Give me one reason I shouldn't get druk tonight

>>151838007
broncos are frauds that is all we learned

Sometimes I wish I could be more like you guys and wasn't too smart to watch football. Alas

>>151838029
Value your health physically and mentally

>>151838029
Do it bro I'm going to have a couple scotches and put a movie on

>>151838039
I should have specified I'm looking for answers from 1st world non meme countries only

>>151838044
You've convinced me. Friday night on the sauce it is

>>151838049
im from Niggeraqua

>>151838034
I used a book to start a fire on a pit toppled with beer cans yesterday

>>151837902
You said those teams are bad because of their QBs. Have you never seen a good team succeed in spite of non-elite QB play? The 49ers have done it for years, the Eagles just assraped Mutthomes in all phases. I honestly have no idea what you're sperging about. Probably has to do with the Chiefs losing and their rivals winning. But if all these teams are so shit the Chiefs shouldn't be 8th in the conference

>>151838049
>lots of "rights"
>no actual freedom
that's as firstie as it gets

>>151838029
Its bad for u. Read a comfy book and have tea instead

>Americans are so free they're forced to tip their hospitals

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>151838059
What book tho

>I'm not sure we've EVER had this many .700+ teams this late in the season
Is this a seething chiefs fan

I just know that most of you havent properly washed their shins in months.

>hes terminally online again and in full fledged seethe

fucking kekuck

The Broncos have allowed 8 passing TDs

>>151838080
>pays $42k for a 1979 yahama jihadmobile

I didnt realize my shitty donkeys caused so much seethe

>>151838104
Sad!

>>151837955
Manning threw like 4 picks in the first game against Kansas shitty what the fuck are you talking about. 2015 had some awful performances bailed out by the defense scoring pick sixes

I have no ill will against the bronkeks even though they beat my team in the owl(that was rigged)

>>151838108
I don't even like the Broncos but chiefs fans are some fags

>>151838112
Lifelongs are so faggy they have me rooting for Bo Nix

>>151838118
They gonna be seething so much when they lose 17-13 next week after mahomo leaves with concusion in the 1st half

>>151838106
Not really. Paid 2.5k for my Yamaha SR250 and 4k for my Jaguar X Type. Vehicles are fairly cheap since get a lot of pre owned stuff from asia

>>151838124
I hope it ends 10-9 on a 65yd FG.

Insane amounts of nephew tier posts ITT

Ran over a queefie on my way home. No need to thank me. One less subhuman in the world

>>151838172
im 40 and have a file called spfrogjaks

>>151838172
uncs left seething

>>151838196
Why did he call xer nephew? I find that very problematic

>>151838067
Lmao

>>151838185
Post it, unc. Btw Im 31 and I my pronouns are unc/neph, depending on your age in relation to mine

geno smith is a disgrace to us black kangz

>>151837168 (OP)
Prison Bitch of the Year

Bust Nix

>>151838365
Jonathan Martin got mindbroken hard

>>151838365
I look like this and I say this.

>>151838365
he said the n word (nephew)

>>151838365
remember when richie incognito wanted to decapitate his dead dad for "science"

>>151838407
>I go hard in the auntiefucking paint, nephew
>leave you stinking, nephew
>what the fuck you thinking, nephew?

>>151837176
>lipstick
>Glossy nails
>pink phone
>dancing like a girl
Jup, that's the perfect QB for zoomers

>>151838430
>femboy flag complaining about metrosexuality

Payton has given up on making this nigga a real QB. He's so bad.

>>151838424
>>151838436
kek

>>151838446
Did he win the game?

>>151838294
Geno Smith has made me realize how underrated the seahawks pass catchers and oline were lmao

>>151838436
>metrosexuality
That's faggotry, my brown zoomer friend

>>151838451
He's 2017 case keenum and the season is ending the same way, except probably in the wild card round instead of the conference championship

>ermmmmmm ACKSHUALLY you need to throw for a bunch of TDs every game otherwise your wins don't count.....
>NOOOOOOOOOOO THAT DOESN'T COUNT YOU ONLY DID THAT AGAINST THE COWBOYS THEY SUCK BRO THEY FREAKIN SUCK!!!!!

Can someone remind me how many TDs patti scored against the Bills 4 days ago?

>>151838471
Wow the one game bo nix looked decent was against the 2nd worst defense in the nfl

>makes fun of Brady
>gets thrown in jail

Get fucked Antonio brown LMAO

>>151838492
Gonna cry and piss your pants about it?

>>151838519
Digging your hole deeper

>>151838528
based mitchie

>>151838528
Bo Nix can throw to his left and didn't go 4-8 as a rookie. Nice try lil bro

>>151838542
>bo nix can throw to his left
Throws to his left today Bo Nix went 2-7, with one interception

>>151838547
>today

Nice strawman keeeeeeeeek lil bro malding on the app

>>151838551
You are going to seethe and move the goalposts when this bust looks like dogshit in the playoffs yet a fucking gain.
Payton would be smart to move on after this season or bring in some cheap QB competition like Kirk Cousins next season to give his hall of fame tier defense a chance to win a chip

Didn't read lol

FREE COOM

>>151837815
Greenlaw got sniped by a CIA needle rifle. They fire ice that melts inside you. Hit him right in the tendon

This Kiwi is taking "I have no life" to levels unseen before in history

Projection by mutt anon? I think so. You could've backed Bo Nix pre draft 2024 if you knew ball but you don't. Not my fault you're playing catch up with the Ball Knower™

the unc-nephew dialectic

>>151838589
Ah I get it now. Real world sucks, everyone thinks you're an imbecile. But on here you can hide from the world and pretend you're someone by bandwagoning four different teams every year and using them as a substitute for how shitty your life is

is there some big brain fren here who could summon a playoff map from the current standings? :)

>>151838589
>bro is crashing out because he's watching his "bo nix is elite" take go up in flames in real time

League needs more Richie Incognito's.
White guy CTE almost always turns into silent retirement until rage boils over in a PTSD fit and they do a family homicide years later, because we're used to bottling emotions up on the inside and letting it all out at once with improper anger management classes. That or straight drug abuse.

Richie Incognito is the sole case of an AB type CTE breakdown by a white player.

>>151838598
Just google "nfl playoff picture" and it will be the first result homie

>>151838598
AFC
#1 Broncos(8-2) get a bye

#2 Colts(7-2) vs #7 Jaguars(5-3)
#3 Patriots(7-2) vs #6 Chargers(6-3)
#4 Steelers(5-3) vs #5 Bills(6-2)

AFC IN THE HUNT
#8 Chiefs(5-4)


NFC
#1 Eagles(6-2) get a bye

#2 Buccaneers(6-2) vs #7 Lions(5-3)
#3 Seahawks(6-2) vs #6 49ers(6-3)
#4 Packers(5-2-1) vs #5 Rams(6-2)

NFC IN THE HUNT
#8 Bears(5-3)
#9 Panthers(5-4)
#10 Vikings(4-4)

Patty Cuckitini

>>151838597
Holy projection keeeeeeeeek imagine trying to guess someone's life based on their posts. Absolutely malding+mindbroken. Fantasy points and passing statistics are shiny trinkets meant to distract you from the truth

>>151838600
Why would I crash out? I've always believed in wins over stats. I'm a Ravens fan who's stanned for Joe Flacco for 17 years. You think passing charts and volume stats actually sway my opinion?? Lmfao

>>151838661
>Fantasy points and passing statistics are shiny trinkets meant to distract you from the truth
Now he's getting it. This man is a supporter of SBC and he just doesn't know it yet.

>ermmmm ACKSHUALLY your life is shit because..... WELL BECAUSE I DISAGREE WITH YOUR FOOTBALL OPINION!!

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek do muttoids really think like this?

>>151838661
>>151838668
Scroll up thru the thread and you'll see a sad Kiwi posting every 3 seconds rather than facing the real world. That doesn't happen to people who are living a good life, brother

>>151838695
wholesome

>>151838705
Ummmm staying home getting druk and shitposting on Friday night is... LE BAD!!

I prefer going out Wednesday nights and Saturdays how does that mean by life is shit? Keeeeeeeeek the projection is palpable

>>151838737
Your "Friday night" is at least 5 years of your life hiding on some sports board for some sport in some other country nobody cares about, while all you're doing is getting further and further behind your peers in shit that people actually care about

>>151838828
You sound so fucking mad kek I can't imagine dogging someone for staying in on a Friday night and having a good time. Good luck in life lil bro sounds like you need it. Hope some good times come soon for you. Plenty of miserable cunts on the chan unfortunately you're just bumping the percentage

My Igss

THE Denver Broncos

>>151838850
have you cleared a 32 fear yet broski?

>>151838977
Haven't even finished the main game. Have 7 clears between bottom and top so far. The first Hades I don't even think I got to 32 fear/heat check think I tipped out at 20 or whatever it is you need to get the silver skelly statue

>>151838850
You should be mad at how bad you dicking over your life. No one else being mad is going to help you. Only you can help yourself out of the mess you're in

>>151839024
I'm gonna need him to cook the fudgepackers

>>151839061
17/21 173 yd 1 TD coming right up

>>151837176
No he’s not, he’s trash and gay. Chicago must be a city full of faggots or something if they’re actually embracing him

Kiwi and muttspammer are both really annoying. I wish they would use a trip so I could filter them both

>>151838407
Delete this shit nephew

>>151839185
Here you go nephew feel free to filter this but that's super disrespectful nephew

>>151839191
Don’t hold your breath. Brownoids and their sexual insecurities are inseparable.

>>151839217
>>151839191
>nephew

Left the vpn on by accident huh?

>>151839229
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek nephew doesn't even know the epic new meme

>>151839229
Lmao get a load of this idiot who missed the show

>>151839229
Delete this shit nephew

>>151838436
Finally someone gets it
Caleb is STRAIGHT
He's a metrosexual
Some women go crazy for these types
His girlfriend was hot too, but they broke up

real nephew hours up in this bitch

>>151839288
>nephew post gets digits
Lmao unc finna freak

>>151839277
I just woke up. I have a job

>>151839305
Then stop being a retard and read the room, you still have time to delete this shit nephew.

real nephew bussy

>>151839305
Delete this shit and get to work nephew

>>151839312
Suck my dick nerd

>>151839322
*suck my dick, neph

>>151837181
I've never seen a performance like that in terms of putrid throws that were at times 5 yards down the field

>>151839322
You're embarrassing yourself lol

>>151839336
Lmao yeah sure loser, I’ll never live this one down. Jfc

>ermmmmmm ACKSHUALLY Superbowl teams have to win every game by 20 points cuhh.....
>NOOOOOOOOOOO DA RAVENS FINNA DON'T BE COUNTING N SHEEEEEIT CUZ DEY BE NOT IN DA LAYST 5 YEARS QUEEFIES CUHHHH!!!!!

kek what a mutt bitch

>>151839356
Delete this shit nephew

>>151839356
Come on, nephew. Delete it.

>>151838147
>Buying a used faguar
Jesus anon... Glad you only paid 4k for it lol

Imagine yfw one of your nephews posts some cringe shit on the chan keeeeeeeeeeeeeeek is be finna say "delete that shit nephew"

>>151839387
YKB

>>151838645
>Panthers are the 9th seed
Feels weird

My patriots :)

>>151839358
Super Bowl teams need to look good when they win, not just win. You can’t ugly win your way to sb champion. That game last night was one of the worst games I’ve ever watched. Denver is a shit team going nowhere except a first round blowout. They’ll end the season 10-7 and lose the division because the Chiefs now have a baby schedule knowing the broncos are trash.

>>151839506
Except I just gave an example of a Superbowl team losing by 30 points? Can't you read??

>>151838018
hey hey people.. berd here

>>151839525
>Berdbro is a man of sublime taste
I should have known.

AFC is really competitive this year. Even if the Ravens go 11-6 they might not make the playoffs without winning the division. Give or take how the Texans, Pats/Bills, Chiefs/Chargers do who are all hunting for WC spots.

Recycle
>>151838822
>>151838822
>>151838822

>>151839557
2 more posts

500
Another thread done, and ready to slip into the void

>>151839563
Ok

>>151839538
Chargers are dead in the water now

>>151838018
That cosplay set gave me blue balls

>>151839635
Its a great video thoughbeit

>>151839517
And how is that the same thing? The problems with Denver are systemic and happen in every single game they play. One cherry picked example of being blown out one game in your sb season didn’t mean shit. Denver wasn’t playing down to the Raiders, Bo was desperately trying to avoid a sack. Probably because he was afraid and scared of being taken to the ground. He even ran backwards out of play to avoid it. The 2025 Denver Broncos are one of the worst teams in the NFL (in the weakest conference) and have had a relatively easy schedule with very few divisional games. I don’t want to see any power rankings showing them in the top half best teams in the league. They are total frauds