Thread 151838822

what an ugly Thursday Night game

Kangz

>>151838825
SAAR WE WARR KANZ SAAR

Projected nephew level posts this thread?

>>151838829
Anime

>>151838885
show bob

>>151838888
Post pupusa

>>151838894
saar! show bob or i will not redeem

Nix is ass. His receivers are getting open nearly every single play and he just doesn't see them. He's constantly panicking despite facing the least pressure of any QB in the league

A mediocre QB in this offense, like a kirk cousins or hell even geno smith, would probably be in mvp contention and the broncos would be undefeated
Payton very much made a massive mistake by not trading up for penix or jj, or hell signing Sam Darnold this year when he knew how good the supporting cast was gonna be

Patty Cuckitini

>>151839567
So true

Nephew Uncitini

Who else /nephew/ ITT?

MY patriots

The NFL is worth gorillions of smackaroos, yet they rely on old blind honkeys to spot balls and determine whether or not balls went though uprights.

I’m tired of this Blo Dix slander. He’s basically white Jalen Hurts. Yeah his play is a little sloppy but he’s a winner and that’s more than we can say about shitters like Josh Allen.

>>151839593
I like Bo Nix, but I wouldn't say he's "White Jalen Hurts". Primarily because Jalen is the white Jalen, but also because Jalen Hurts is insanely efficient while Bo is more about that dawg

This is the year the AFC West can defeat the Chiefs and they are going to blow it

Refs love the Rams, hate the Bears

>>151839593
Jalen Hurts is good against pressure
Nix is so awful against pressure you don't even have to pressure him to make him start panicking, you literally just have to get in his face and make it seem like you're close to getting him. Even if his line holds a totally clean pocket, once you've freaked him out you can start running simulated pressures and he doesn't know what to do

>>151839597
Hurts is s top 5 qb

Young QBs hate the pocket and can’t read defenses. What’s going on at the college level?

>>151839609
Refs don't hate the bears, the bears problem is that Gayleb can't manage a huddle effectively or control the line presnap. There have been a shit ton of presnap communication penalties because Ben tried to give him a big boy hat and he's either not built for it or not ready for it.
The defensive penalties are in part because of the captains being injured for a lot of the year, so you've got miscommunication on that side too from guys not experienced enough to be working the disguised looks

>>151839634
>What’s going on at the college level?
Shit ass linemen that can't block so you have to scramble to survive

>>151839634
>What’s going on at the college level?
memes

>>151839634
>What’s going on at the college level
children and stupid controlling coaches

>>151839634
>What’s going on at the college level?
Snow bunnies are ruining everything

>>151839551
Don't care, best record in the league

>>151838825
Citizen Kangz

>>151839665
Nigcel hands typed this

YOUR NFL leading Broncos

>>151839709
Delete this shit nephew

>>151839295
Soon to be 9-2

Chiefs are poopoo haha

>>151839716
Bronkies put me in a tough spot. My brother's wife's family are from Denver, so I generally want them to lose. But I need them to do well so Kansass Shitty loses the West

>>151839733
Imagine being ok with letting us black guys fuck your women. The jews got you good lol.

>>151839737
I know, it’s pretty great

He’s going for 100 yards on the Donkeys

>>151839749
We’ll be hanging you for it again soon enough don’t worry. Imagine being so sexually insecure that all you can ever think to say is the lame ass “muh dick” idiocy you’ve been telling your low IQ incel asses for decades

>>151839783
I can feel the sheer insecurity in your words. What a sad life you must live.

NFL - Nephews Finna Lighten up

>>151839796
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit my nigga that's so real

>>151839793
>no u

Wife and kids here. Now spam more shit about all the white women you don’t fuck, incel nigger

>>151839804
I may not be the brightest nephew in the senpai unc, but I sure as hell am the nephest

>>151839771
He should be watching Broncos tape not having unprotected sex in new york city

>>151839808
Are those wife and kids in the room with you right? Its okay to keep seething buddy. You'll have sex one day lmao

>>151839854
Ooga booga right back at you monkey

Catching a ban for off-topic in a gamethread full of tranny porn is wild, nephew

>>151838822 (OP)
Bo Nix FUCKING SUCKS. I better not have to go through another off-season saying this guy is actually good and Sean Payton jerking him off calling him a star.

Another banger

>>151839874
Better watch that complaining buddy, they can hammer you for that too

>>151839872
Fragile little white boy is having his daily autist outburst, so cute to see lol

>>151839874
Just log onto your alt, unc. You gotta have one nowadays if you want to have any fun on this website

>>151839907
Lmao got em. You know they’re seething whenever they NEED the last word. Holy fucking kek

>>151839907
U mad bro?

Im starting to think my chiefs wont win their division

How the hell are the Broncos 8-2?
They looked like shit out there and any team other than the Raiders would've killed em

>>151839978
Easy schedule, they also got a fluke win vs the eagles

>>151839895
Naw it wasn't me. A friend of mine said it happened to him

>>151840003
Man you should look good if your schedule's easy not like you're barely scraping by

>>151839978
The same reason why the Patriots and Colts are 7-2, the AFC is dogshit

>>151839978
Fluke win vs giants
Fluke win vs eagles
Fluke win vs texans
Fluke win vs jets
Fluke win vs raiders

>>151839978
They beat Justin Fields, Jake Browning, Davis Mills, Rookie Dart, Rookie Ward, the Cowboys defense, and Geno. The Eagles was a good win.

>queefs 11-0 in one score games all from refball: :O
>broncies 6-2 in one score games due to good defense: >:(

Heh, raping us won't change that playoff game, Detroit

>>151840039
>muh defense
This guy

>>151840033
>hurr durr Davis Mills
Because they heemed Stroud on a play so clean reffie had to clean up his flag. If you have anythong against that you are anti football pussy Roger

>>151840045
imagine being Mariota thinking your gone chill on the bench all season then suddenly you become important in your job

>>151840045
it won't heal jaden daniels either hehe

>>151840045
Take pride that you ended their super bowl window

I'm not even a Bronkek but Bo makes 'em seethe like crazy
The Broncos have a good defense. And even though the offense can be really boom or bust, they put 18 on the Texans (third highest of any team this year) and held the Cowboys to 24 (their fourth lowest)
If you don't get why the Broncos are good, you will never know ball and are likely a QB worshipping NBAkiddie

>>151839885
Gee thanks for the words of wisdom Aesop
Corny ass nigga

>>151840091
Can't wait for them to get embarrassed in the 'offs

Embarrass this bussy

>>151840116
Delete this shit nephew

>>151840091
dislike the broncos but i enjoy bo nix
Gotta love any qb that isnt afraid of slinging the ball

>cummanders not putting Jayden Daniels on IR
Quinn is going to kill him isnt he?
Their defense alone has killed their season, they need to pack it in

>>151840166
JOE THEISMANN 3.0

Sneed

>>151840178
this post made me realize McDuffie fell off

The NFL would be unbearable to watch without gamethreads.

>my lions are going to pound the shitty cummanders defense in the ass, making them look good and ensuring Morton has a job for another week
I don't know how to feel

I won't be able to watch 1 PM games anymore cause my job :(

>>151839634
muh system

>>151839634
Are you implying they dont know ball?

>Panthers are finally favored
They're gonna get btfo arent they

>>151840220
Mariotta is going to run all over "us" dude, it's not going to be some cakewalk game. Expect many 3rd and long commie conversions

>>151840260
panthies D gonna buckbreak shough

boy, I sure do love having a defense that’s so good, the offense only has to score 10 points to win!

>>151840232
working on sunday?

>>151840166
How long does it take to recover from a dislocated elbow? Him not being on IR is a little worrying, but it also makes me hope he'll be back by December
>>151840220
>my Commies will get their bussy pushed in so hard Joe Whitt finally gets fired
heh, thanks again Detroit

Reminder

>>151840272
>Mariotta is going to run all over "us" dude,
Lmao no he isn't, he would be a starter somewhere else if he still could do that

>>151840275
>Bud Light
>Not a Banquet tallboy

>>151840297
I agree, but I didn’t make it

>>151840292
ykb

>>151840292
What will the goalpost moving cope be when the Chiefs beat Denver next week?

>>151840292
more like Super Blown-out Butthole lmao

>>151840232
iktfb
I used to work evening security and had to commute to work at 2pm.

>>151840260
it's the saints
but it does feel like an upset is coming

>>151840318
haha butthole haha

>>151840275
Imagine if you had a decent QB to go along with that defense

>>151840282
He is a server at a high class restaurant

Broncos D is going to injure all of KC’s offense
that’s the game plan to win

Honestly the lions new defense coordinator has been doing a good job overall, enough to keep him around for sure
The offensive coordinator will prob be gone in a season or 2 tho

>>151840360
>The offensive coordinator will prob be gone in a season or 2 tho
Delete this shit, nephew

TNF games should only be played by teams after a bye week

>>151840362
Morton has had no reasons other than his shit playcalling to score less than 30 a a game for almost every game this year

>>151840282
No
Schedule's gonna be midnight to 8 am and I gotta sleep at some point

Kek based football enjoyer NFL YouTube man

>>151840342
Being a server in america low key must be nice due to their tip culture

>>151839609
>My brownies actually getting reffie help this year
>Still the worst they've looked since the winless season

>>151840272
>>151840378
Stop it

>>151840385
Desu working for the NFL youtube must be kinda nice. You get access to all the footage to make highlights
>>151840386
I'll show you a nice tip culture, faggot

>>151840356
Good morning, Sean.

>>151840356
My chiefies are going to expose the buncos AND the clots in back to back weeks

>>151840402
I thought you only got that flag when threads move boards

>>151840386
Only in states where you make minimum wage PLUS tip rather than those shitholes that include your tips as part of min wage so the restaraunts can pay their people less

>>151840416
Anon is posting from a NORAD bunker well below the surface of the Earth

>>151840416
I got b& like 2 weeks ago and got the glownigger IP after resetting it. I kind of like it. Almost like a non obnoxious trip/namefag.

>>151840438
>non obnoxious

Technically, if not literally, the Broncos have won more games than any other team.

>>151840292
Replace Broncos with Colts and it's 100% accurate.
Maybe consider moving Seahawks to just outside the bubble too until we see Sam perform well in the playoffs.

>>151840472
@Nephews is this true?

>>151840472
>Nix, age 25, 8 wins
>Mahomes, age 30, 5 wins
Grim

>>151840492
Bo Nix looks older than me and I'm 35

I hate the Chiefs but god damn I hope they destroy the Broncos next week

Saw this posted last night, thought it was good.

That should have been Kenny Pickett's game. Geno got so fucking banged up

Bo Nix fucking sucks and Payton will regret backing him and putting his tenure in Denver on his back.

Are the Panthers good or bad?
I still cant tell

>>151840497
nah Chiefs missing the playoff would still be funnier

>>151840527
7th seed ceiling. Unironically just a QB away
Good when compared to regular season teams, bad when compared to contenders

Did everyone forget how fucking windy it was in Denver during that game?

>>151840509
Those tier names are pretty cringe. I don’t get the cinnamon toast crunch one

>>151840542
Don't need a QB
Wildcat to Dowdle the rest of the season

>>151840563
More like
>wildcat to dawdle
Until the season is over

H-hey, you guys remember last season?

Pats/Buccs should be a good game

Are Germans excited about the game this week? I spent a week in Berlin and talked to one guy who was stoked about it.

>>151840583
Yes.

>>151840583
I'm bummed the Lions and Commies got knocked off before the Owl
The NFC is supposed to be the fun conference with surprising runs and they keep getting bopped too early

>>151840590
Nah. But also I dont like Berlin.

>>151840527
They are the darkest of the dark horse teams.

>>151840590
If you look at the audience during these international games you'll see jerseys from like every team. They're just happy to see an NFL game in person

For me, its dark whores.

>>151840600
Haven’t they done games in Munich or something? I liked Berlin.

>>151840559
I thought the tier names were hilarious. The cereal without milk reference makes perfect sense to me.

>>151840583
I remember when I told you you guys sound exactly like Texansfags after Stroud had a good rookie year and you wouldn't listen, yeah. What of it?

>>151840600
Hmmmmmmm, let me guess.
You're from Bremen

NORAD anon is scaring me. He keeps posting my images and webms.

>>151840611
It would be, Hans, wouldn't it?

>Ex-NFL star Antonio Brown arrested on attempted murder charge
Is Coom at it again?

>>151840596
>Winston's first snow game
It was so kino

>>151840622
It was so easily predictable. If anything the Washington regression is worse than the toxins

>Spain is getting Commies-Dolphins
I thought the NFL wanted to gain fans abroad

>>151840632
AB is basically our generation'e OJ. It was bound to happen

>>151840596
people were gaslighting themselves into thinking jameis was some breath of fresh air compared to watson lmao. same shit, different toilet, no wonder he's a third stringer on a 2-7 team and no other team with qb issues bothered to make a call about him

>>151840614
Its a decent ciry for 4ner tourists. Just a lot of baggage mentally for us since its by far the City with the most cringe people
>>151840624
> Im way too based to be from the N*rth, nephew

>>151840645
Such a pointless move for the NFL desu Spain will never ever consume this sport

>>151840630
I'm in your router, watching your packets.

>>151840622
>>151840641
You did NOT predict the offense getting injured every week

>>151840654
My fault, unc. Guessing Munich felt too easy. Stuttgart?

>>151840666
They’re the oldest team in the NFL that actually is predictable.

>>151840653
He seems like a nice enough guy though

>>151840590
Are Berlin games gonna be regular thing now like London?

>>151840641
It's pretty hard not to regress after going 14-3 and making the conference championship but yeah things got brutal real fucking fast.

My asshole is hurting alot from all that gay anal sex I had last night. Go bills btw!

>>151840653
Jameis is fun though
He'll chuck it downfield for fun

>>151840679
3>2>4>1

Gonna need the Buccs to take care of the Pats this weekend. My Bills will have no problem squishing the fish.

>>151840675
>They’re the oldest team in the NFL
That happened when they signed FA's over the summer

>>151840694
Falseflagging chiefs fan that's still butthurt from last week detected

>>151840611
Want to swap sisters?

>>151840679
Giwtwm
>>151840673
I hate all Sw*bians. Mannheim here

>>151840696
fun when he plays for any team but yours

>>151840691
They had a NFL pop up shop near a touristy area so they’re evidently pushing it hard.

>>151840738
Luckily he doesn't play for mine

>>151840766
pretty sure your QBlet moonlights for mine though, and apparently he's ambidextrous

>>151840701
Yes signing olds to bolster your team because you think you have the new shot QB and need to take advantage of the rookie salary scale - that’s exactly what the Texans did.

Meanwhile Drake Maye is actually that guy but he’s White so nobody cares.

>>151840805
CJ Stroud and Jayden Daniels did exactly what Drake Maye is doing but 10x better and they didn't get a single MVP shout

Can a team win an Owl with a bad QB in the modern game?
Who was the last objectively bad QB to win an Owl?
Dilfer?

>>151840830
Hurts

>>151840805
ydkb. Signing vets to fill out the roster is what you want to do in a rebuild. Drafting players takes time, and during that time you need to get people on for a few years while you have the cap space

>>151840852
How did it work out for the redskins and texans

The players got injured and their qbs are tapebabbies

>>151840862
Lmao how is that the fault of the FA's?

>>151840713
Sorry I can read this from how bad my asshole was left from all those black men that pounded it. Go bills if thats revelant!

>>151840844
I don't get the "Hurts is bad lol" meme

>>151840830
The Broncos won SB50 when Manning's arm didn't even work anymore

Go Broncos
Go Colts
Go Jaguars

>>151840885
He's not bad but hes not elite

>>151840896
Oh yeah I forgot about Peyton Manning's husk
Was he worse than Dilfer?

>>151840830
Newfaggot

>>151840885
Eye test

>>151840618
Well met. I suppose you’re my nemesis now

Eye test this bussy

>>151840898
I think the Clots downward spiral started on Sunday and they are going to lose

>>151840885
It's not a meme

>>151840906
Physically, yes, Dilfer was better in 2000 than Peyton was in 2015. Peyton’s ability to execute the offense, read the defense, and bring up the right audible and plays was still all there. Neither could have won SBs without historic defenses helping them.

>>151840906
If not for 18-1 the Panthers would have been 20-point favorites

ITT: nephews

>>151840996
You an unc

>>151840906
Osweiler would have been better in that owl

God I hate zoomer lingo

>>151841020
Unc maldin frfr

>>151840996
I have 6 aunts

we need to heal the divide between nephs and uncs

>>151841020
Me too that skibidi shit pisses me off fr fr no cap

>>151841015
Osweiler got greedy and went to the Texans. He was good on a good team and threw it all away to be a fucking retard nobody. Still, without him the Broncos wouldn't have made it to SB50

I am trying no nut november this year and its going terribly. I just end up looking at hentai anyway and edging but not cooming and pretending like that counts. I didn't realize how bad my addiction is but its so much worse than I thought. I am broken and I need to get back on track. Anyone that can help would be appreciated. I think part of the problem is my normal life isn't terribly interesting. I need to slow my brain back down somehow. The NFL isn't helping either. Please send help.

>>151841042
God just IMAGINE what it feels like to have a tight wet pussy CLENCHED around your dick

>>151841042
Jerk off to cuck porn

>>151841042
Masturbation is a bodily need for me

>>151840611
I thought you didn’t like Berlin?

>>151841055
>pussy
Typo, meant to type bussy

>>151841055
fuck you I stil haven't cum yet at least

>>151841042
>trying to no nut November
>still browsing 4chan

NGMI

>>151841034
i doubt him staying would've made a difference for himself or the broncos in the long run, going from him to trevor semen was the lateralest of lateral moves

>>151841042
No one does NNN anymore. Just jerk off.

Cock Assweiler

>>151841042
I suggest sticking a small dildo up your ass, it doesnt count if you cum btw. I've done this several times.Go bills!

>>151841042
legit just cut out the porn
it's tough considering you're on 4chan but not going out of your way to look at porn is a good step to wean yourself off of it
and after you make it past november beat off without looking at porn, it gives your brain a nice reset

>>151841090
You mean packers right?

>>151841101
No I meant bills!

>>151841108
Right

Packers

>>151841055
damn, satan's going in

>>151841042
Anon, don't look!

>>151840332
Imagine thinking he looks cool here. He looks like he smelled a fart

>>151841026
I have 6 nuts

>>151841101
>>151841114
In buffalo, everyone here loves men.

Broncos media isn't treating last night as a win at all. What an embarrassing display

>>151841099
this is probably good advice. Hard to do for me apparently
>>151841119
fuck you

>>151841076
I'm addicted to this plcace too

THE JENNYFAG WAS KIRK FUCKING HERBSTREIT ALL ALONG

>>151841042
hobby recs that don't involve computers?

>>151841141
Maybe Jeanty is Jenny

>>151840947
My steelies do be a pretty reliable fraud checker

>>151841137
like I said, wean youself
stick to vanilla
then go from vanilla to just pictures
then cut yourself off entirely
you need to keep your mind distracted

>>151841119
>>151841158

>>151841132
>the media

>>151840947
Their real downward spiral doesn't begin until they pay Danny Dipshit.

>>151841132
>media
does any team's media fucking ever?

>>151841179
Based. I fucking love little girls
Go Chiefs btw

>>151841198
>Danny Dipshit
38 on the Wonderlic

>>151841042
Every year I seem to end up busting a nut on November 1st without even thinking about it or realizing it's November then just go "Oops lol guess I lose."

>>151841198
I can tell you know fuck all about cap management

I don't remember the last time I jerked off to pornography. I probably only jerk off every 3-6 months. Just bang my wife when I need a nut. Have been browsing 4chan since 2006-2007.

>>151841203
Based, I also love underage girls. Go Rams!

>>151841219
>my wife

>>151841219
Yea same, im 33 now. Porn is just boring now.

>more penalties than first downs
Fucking ban Thursday Night Football

jerk off to this pussy

>>151841241
Delete this shit nephew

>>151841219
What am I to do with this information

OJ Simpson is the only player in NFL history to run for 2000 yards in a 14 game season.
To say that he’s not a top 5 all time back is just ridiculous.

>>151841132
Yeah I mean memes aside that was probably Bo's worst game as a pro. Usually offense being shit is 75-25 Payton's fault but last night was like 90% Bo's fault. Still gonna shill my nigga here though.

>>151841247
Whatever you like. Was I blogposting? Yes. Am I phoneposting and too lazy to reply to the anons I was addressing? Also yes.

>>151841249
He's a top 5 all time black

>>151841174
ai makes it bad too because the dopamine hit from waiting for the gen is like the same thing
they banned nsfw on the site I use and now I just gen lewd but not nude fml

>>151841249
did someone say he wasn't top5?

>>151841289
Subscribe to NovelAI. Best 20 bucks a month I’ve ever spent.

I don't care that OJ killed someone. He was an all time athlete and she was cheating on him anyway.

>>151841302
no I'm trying to stop lol
its getting so bad i'm trying to get local generating working

>>151841317
What about AB trying to kill someone?

>>151841264
>that was probably Bo's worst game as a pro.
What does it feel like I read this exact phrase every few weeks lol?

>>151841327
>trying
No harm no foul

>>151841338
Because Bo fucking stinks

>>151841327
Burfict was the one who tried to kill him first

>>151841338
Wins are a QB stat. We're going to fucking destroy your queefies next week.

>>151841327
You mean literally /ourguy/? Yeah no one cares.

>taking a punt to the fucking head
Does that hurt a lot?

>>151841355
Fuck bros I wish my team was good I fucking hate being a fan of this shit ass team so goddamn much I just want to be good

>>151841358
No retard, he's wearing a helmet

Got over 9 hours of sleep
Feel like a brand new man

>>151841367
I got 5 and want to kill myself. Even when I sleep a long time I still feel like shit

>>151841358
It would be extremely painful

>>151841367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR_477WqAE4

>>151841362
His head does turn like 45 degrees when it connects

>>151841355
Queefies are still in their hidey hole for the week retard

>>151841367
I have a newborn baby and I haven't slept right in a month in a half

>>151841371
Are you an fatass by any chance?

>>151841375
>>151841375
>>151841375
>>151841375

>>151841378
That's an interesting name for a gay bar

Bo Nix should legally change his name to Booo Nix

>>151841381
IDK, is 5 foot 8 200 pounds fat?

>>151841401
Yes you fat mexican. Lose weight, learn how to breathe through your nose, and maybe then you will get a restful night of sleep

>>151840292
SBC bros, our response?

>>151841394
The Broncos have been booed multiple times during games that they ended up winning so that could work

I hate boomers so fucking much

>>151840363
It should only be divisional rivals unless it's Thanksgiving

>>151840363
TNF should only be played by the Chiefs

This fucking team, I swear

>>151841409
>learn how to breathe through your nose
I went to my doctor last week and apparently my nose is kinda crooked

Geno absolutely has been skipping leg day

>>151841338
if you hit rock bottom fast you can begin rebuilding sooner

Personally, I love TNF slurp kinos

>>151841317
He didn’t kill anyone. He was tried in a court of law and found not guilty by a jury of his peers.
What else is our judicial system for if not clearing someone’s name?

>>151841483
Jeff? Is that you?

>>151841327
>someone
if he was trying to kill a criminal nigger then I'm fine with it. shit shoulda been done a long time ago hes just trying to expedite the process

>>151841042
All my seed belongs to my wife. Not a single drop is spilled that doesnt go inside or on her body. In turn, I own all her breastmilk except for when there is baby of ours. These are the rules and I havent broken them in years.

The Broncos would be undefeated if it wasn't for a penalty that let the Colts have a retry kick and a missed kick against the Chargers. That's kind of funny

>>151841513
No

>>151841569
Apparently it was Brady who didn't want Darnold. He's not wrong though, Darnold scored 3 points in the playoffs

>>151841569
Tbf most people considered it a lateral move, the general consensus was that Geno was a decent QB and Darnold was not a significant upgrade over him. Of course that wasn't true and Darnold is already much better in Seattle than Geno ever was but hindsight is 20/20

I'm just happy that the >black QB meme is finally ending

>>151841587
DELETE THIS SHIT NEPHEW

>>151841569
They're idiots for keeping Geno in instead of letting Pickett play more. Geno was obviously so fucked up from the Broncos defense

>>151841619
It's been hard for NY-chan

>>151841619
You ever enjoy something so much you just walk around and scream "FUN"?

I've never seen JK Dobbins not smiling before

>>151841611
they're sacrificing him for more wins like the Vikings did with Wentz

deborest fuckner to injured reserve. bijan might feast in berlin

>>151841660
another spiritual win for the chiefs

>>151841584
>>151841648
Unprotected sex with NY giants girl amd cumming deep inside her pussy

Just heard a cowboy killed himself
your trolling caused this

>>151838822 (OP)
tnf always sucks

Tom Bogdy

>>151841682
he chimped out in a routine traffic stop

>>151841682
Damn I'm good

>>151841682
Nah, he killed himself because the police were coming after him for a robbery he did when he was a teenager and couldn't handle it

>>151841708
>JJ, honey, please take off the fursuit

>>151841708
>>151841724
yeah i'm gonna need to see the baltimore murderbirds come back on sunday. put this cringelord in a coma i don't want to hear this shit anymore

>>151841708
Did he unlock his shadow self or something? Is he going down the Carl Jung rabbit hole? That will turn your mind into mush

we need more zoomer QB donut steal
it's hilarious

>>151841736
Hes really into Transcendental Meditation.
Thats the same shit that made Avicii go nuts and kill himself.

>>151841531
You do realize women don't produce breastmilk all the time, right? They only make breastmilk during late stages of pregnancy/right after having a child...

>>151841749
that's where you're wrong kiddo

>>151841738
Drake Maye is Tom Brady wearing a mask

>>151841708
packers had rodgers, bears have gayleb and had cutler, vikings have jj. lions have had total normies in stafford and goof for the past decade and a half, so their next qb will probably be a total weirdo too

>>151841708
>>151841724
>>151841731
Damn. I thought he might've had that psychopath edge to him based on the way he been mean mugging motherfuckers but it turns out he's just a dumb schizo. Sad.

>>151841749
NFC North and Gay Autistic qbs, name a better duo
>lions letting everyone down once again.

>>151841708
>>151841724
>>151841731
Incredibly white behavior

>>151841752
Little pouting brat, ill make her she gets taken care off.

who will win ZestMan v. Nine round 2?

>>151841747
Wonder if he started with that meditation app Headspace and it made him insane

>>151841749
Haha yeah one would have to keep regularly drinking it after the child stops hahaha and that would be super weird behaviour eeww haha like coming home and having a sip first hahah who would ever want that lmao ewwww

>>151841792
certainly not the people who watch the game

>>151841784
brian dawkins had an alter ego, but at least he had proven himself before everyone learned about it. this has potential to backfire horribly on mccarthy

>>151841792
Nines's gonna yiff that busy to death

Nine the Hedgehog

Nine the Nephew

>>151841749
they can induce, dumbass

>>151841793
He carries around a $15k shiftwave meditation chair
>plays a collection of audio tones called ‘963HZ’ or some Bob Marley"
>goal is to rebalance your nervous system between its ‘fight-or-flight’ and its ‘rest-and-repair’ modes.
>chair utilizes 18 transducers that vibrate your entire body to sync up your breathing and heart rate, all while playing guided meditations or soothing sounds.

>>151841708
Cringe ass nigga

>>151841835
>mccarthy in the locker room

>>151841835
You can just tell he thinks vaccines are poison

kangz bros, our response?

>>151841835
I can't believe my lions lost to this.

>>151841847
This clearly the white mans fault

>>151841835
This is the pros, some dudes bring portable depo chambers, oxygen tents, all kinds of shit and some guys raw dog it

>>151841835
He's got to get on the 432hz lifestyle

>>151841847
name one (1) cringe thing about JJ

i'll fucking wait

wtf is a "meditation chair"

Thoughts on Mina's feet?

>>151841835
real shame eryn went to the steelers instead of the vikings, i can't imagine a more perfect mentor for this dude

>>151841835
imagine going into heart surgery and you see your surgeon doing this shit in the waiting room
>I have anxiety and this helps
>I'm all about mental health you know haha

You wouldn't trust your surgeon doing this so why trust your QB doing the same thing?
Yeah this kid is a bust

I’m so glad my team doesn’t have to play Nine

>>151841875
Dude paid 15 grand for a cheap folding chair that has vibrators on his ass

>>151841889
>what's going through your head?
damn this bitch ugly

>>151841886
All his zen shit is whatever. It's him meditating for the cameras at the goal posts that's cringe. The whole point of that zen shit is that you're alone, not surrounded by cameras

>>151838822 (OP)
DUDE SNEED LMAO

>>151841898
How hard is it to scam pro athletes?

>>151841897
How did he get into Michigan?

>>151841902
This. It's very performative

>>151841898
People have sold gimmicks to pro athletes for 50+ years

>>151841861
Imagine pumping and filling her tiny bratty pussy, imagine her changing her personality after.

>>151841738
Does it mean that Tom's clone dog is gonna have weird square face too?

>>151841901
holy kek

>>151841910
Autistic head coach

>>151841835
We should've kept Darnold. This is a humiliation ritual.

>>>151841899
Word
>Thoughts on Mina's heckin feeterinos

>>151841911
>i..it's performative b..because i said it is!

:/

>>151841910
It's not exactly a QB haven, Michigan is a run-first defensive team

>>151841931
>>151841919
I'm not saying he sucks, I'm saying he's retarded

>>151841835
Not that different from the stupid shit Brady would do and pretend it made any difference in his play

>>151841939
He's both

>>151841921
This doesn't apply to me since im not white

>>151841925
that's exactly what I said because it's true.
And I d-din't stutter

>>151841953
Yes it does, dumdum

>>151841939
When you get to the apex of sport it's full of weirdos.

>>151841925
When you want to pray or something to center yourself do you do it in front of everyone?

>>151841959
Nuh uh, im not white! Its not applicable!

>>151841925
You argue like a woman

does the FG post act as a tuning fork?

>>151841708
>>151841724
>>151841835
Nine is a fucking retarded name

>>151841968
Wouldn't know what that's like because I prefer men.
Go Chiefs

DT is legitimately carrying the Broncos from the afterlife. Even last night there was some stat that was 88

>>151841875
Miss the days of men that just had their lucky game day socks and had a single pre game smoke to prepare for battle.

>>151841983
I personally prefer black men, go bills!

>>151841991
77, close enough

Dov with another banger

>>151841901
Needs the "war paint"

>>151841883
If Shane could barely handle the flute he would despise JJ and his chair.

>>151841991
chiefsissies.... how can we compete with this?

>>151842030
something something SBC

>>151841835
>has his own portable cuck chair
You cant make this shit up.

Why do players even wear face paint?

>>151842030
Get Andy Reid's dead son to help out

>>151841996
When I was an athlete you were already seeing shit like TRX, weird kettlebell exercises and those parachutes and elastics you sprint with, I can only imagine what crazy app driven smart shit there is now.

>>151842037
The Broncos have the edge in Aura Factor (AF)

>>151842041
NFL used to actually play outside in the sun

>>151842038
>his team got GAPED by Nine
Grim.

>>151842041
It helps reduce glair. That's why lots of baseball players use it. But many use it to "look cool"

>>151842055
>missed 22 of 25 possible starts in his career due to injury
Grim.

>>151842061
Baseball players wear sunglasses now

>>151842037
>SBC
Superior Bussy Culture?

>>151842061
>It helps reduce glare
Really? That's neat

>>151841861
Washington are having the same season except they though they’d have 10 wins

>>151842069
Sluts (for) Bronco Cock

>>151842050
remember when the league made shitty rules about visors? I do.

>>151842085
Of all the shit NFL can be up in arms about, that one was of the more stupid ones.

>>151842041
It's supposed to help your eyes with the lights but now it's just to make a cross or something. Dart thinks he's Anakin Skywalker so he only wears it where Anakin's face scar is

>>151842093
What the fuck? Is that Pat Mahomes?

>>151842049
ya, used car salesman aura

>>151842081
Shut up, let my wife have her fun

>>151842067
They actually wear gamer glasses. Kiké Hernandez wears those

>>151842113
I'll have fun with your wife

>>151842083
you misspelled black

>>151842067
It depends. Not all of them wear them. I vaguely remember that it depends how high/low the sun is.
Fun fact: all mlb stadiums face the same direction, East

>>151842093
Turns out being an athlete requires you to do extremely gay things

>>151842123
>all mlb stadiums face the same direction

how can a circular structure "face" any single direction?

>>151842133
It's a diamond retard.

>>151842130
Why are stretching and plyos so gay?

>>151842081
Yeah but they just go with the flow

>>151842004
Holy based

>>151842123
>all mlb stadiums face the same direction
not true
>>151842133
retard

>>151842146
It's hot if they're female athletes though

>>151842150
Redskins girl is a smoker, definitely a whore.

>>151842150
Youve got the entire nfce except eagles?

>>151842014
We all know the power of my reffies. This is unnecessary

>>151842166
If she smokes she pokes

>>151842166
Fuck, I love whores. Nothing better than a trashy slut

>>151842161
Well they vary. Some are northeast or southeast but they all generally face East

Post funny Mahomes memes

Post Dov

stop saying nfc west is nfc best
they’re all paper tigers

>>151842183
>>151842189
Same, I love white trash whores so much. Lost my virginity to one in high school.

>>151842093
Should be a woman with a strap on doing this

>>151841708
>>151841724
>>151841731
>>151841835
>>151841893
Imagine being have JJ McCarthy when of he has doing passes in a surgery

>Ohmmmm
>I need to focus
>Ohmmmm
>Where are my tools?
>Ohmmmm
>Mental health is mental wealth

I'd turn 540° degrees Celsius and melty out of the surgery room fr

>>151842170
I got them

Bo Nix is unironically a hot head and it's almost costing them games. Get him on some fucking meditation shit to calm him the fuck down

bills are losing to the phinGODS aren't they?

>>151842240
It's a divisional game so maybe.

>>151842223
Holy gay

>/nfl/ is seething about the future goat again
There's a reason Brady was glazing him on Sunday

>>151842093
>hey man you're pretty good at that, want to stop by my house later and meat my wife?
>don't you mean meet?
>no, I dont.

>>151841034
He's the broncos inverse nick folks

>future goat
>muh pace
Ah, the innocence of youth

Can't make an egg without having omelettes egg omelette

>>151842223
Giants-chan needs my cum in her pussy

>>151842163
That's more like our dream world, in reality you're with a bunch of sweaty dudes reenacting famous greco-roman shapes and then you line up on the field and jumping pelvic thrust like you're chasing giraffe pussy

Drew Brees is the GOAT and I'm tired of hearing otherwise

>>151842307
27-24

>>151842223
Can you do AFC east?

>>151842240
Only if the phins use Zach Wilson

>>151842064
>came back from injury and beat a shit talking division rival on his first game back
>twice
Grim

>>151842234
He's a white stallion thats just how it is

>>151842319
He's the size of one

It's a Bone eggs world and I'm the fucking farmer

>>151841847
You realize that clip is will saying it's real, right?
Why do you think the post uses quite marks

JJ might be as good as Sam Darnold one day

>>151842334
That's a job for someone who is a fan of that division.

>>151842346
Broncos are difficult to tame irl

Osos are wining the owl

Dan Marino never won a championship haha

>>151842320
Ah, the innocence of youth

>>151842320
That's how many games the Vikings have played since drafting him and how many games he's missed.

>>151842369
What if I pay you

>>151842382
He banged 90s Courtney Cox tho

>>151841976
aye

>>151842396
Hey that movie just came on. If I had been drinking out of the toilet it would have killed me.

>wife is going to an all expenses paid (I paid) trip to Jamaica with her girl friends
>I get the whole house to myself
>mfw I get to watch the Bills plays with all the boys and kick back some beers.

>>151842393
You know what, post your bussy and I'll do it. I'm serious.

>>151842367
>sam darnold that doesn't melt under bright lights or the second someone sacks him once
Sounds pretty damn good

>>151842437
>>151842437
>>151842437
New

New

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>>151842433
Here you go bro

>>151842393
Paying for AI art is a bad investment. You can Bing AI create them

>>151842452
You fucking retard

>>151842192
daikin park in houston is oriented north by northwest so no

>>151842234
Just smoke weed, bro.

Will Pete Carroll end up with a worse record than Josh mcdoofus?