Thread 151841007

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>2025 WDC Standings:
NOR: 357 (+25)
PIA: 356 (+10)
VER: 321 (+15)
RUS: 258 (+6)
LEC: 210 (+18)

>2025 WCC Standings:
McLaren Mercedes: 713 (+35)
Ferrari: 356 (+22)
Mercedes: 355 (+14)
Red Bull RBPT: 346 (+15)
Williams Mercedes: 111 (+0)

FP1 Results.
Sprint Quali in less than 3 hours

Daniel ricciardo and Lando norris are cum-addicted twinks

Please bump this page if it reaches page 9 or 10. If you want to post something isnt really related to Formula 1, you can post in main /f1/ thread

twinks are Formula 1 related

which twinks will get anally GAPED in their paddock cafeteria this weekend?

yuki has been systematically anally sissified by ALL members of the RBR team this year

Comfy

Bump. Sprint starting now

Tsunoda isnt worthy for Redbull seat

>>151842649
You forgot one.

so how bad is /f1/ nowadays

alo alo alo

Max got bit lucky with Q2

Welp, guess thats it for Max chance of WDC.

wont count him out until after the race but yeah most likely

Sprint Quali results

>>151843354
>max sixth
>~.3 seconds off of first
Did Mercedes figure out the cheat brakes too?
How the fuck is Alonso in fifth, and max is sandwiched by fucking Aston Martin's?
What the fuck did red bull do to the car to make max do well at Singapore, but suck at Brazil?

Go for the gap Kimi, take him out my child

Kimi really got possesed by Senna

>>151843431
my guess is the red bull is too low and scraping in the middle sector

>>151843498
The Mercedes looked very low too, interesting to see how the plank holds up by the end of the GP

Weather forecast. Question?

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>>151845057
The funny thing is I remember thinking back when the globohomos introduced the regulations that basically stopped teams from developing their cars: "but won't that money just be spent on some pozzed shit" and yeah, that's exactly what happened

>>151841007 (OP)
>no lap count
Gay fake thread.

>>151841096
F1 back to Anderstorp?

>>151845057
rain in 5

ded

Polesitter Lando Norris

ITS UP

>>151841007 (OP)
I want to confess that I never realised that the 1 was the white bit between the black and red. I always parsed it as a black F and an oddly shaped red 1.

chat i dont want lando to win wdc whats the plan to sabotage him

this thread is gay

kek what a kwab

>>151853184
Flood his socials with photos of his yellow teeth. I mean seriously imagine having all those millions and still having yellow teeth. Fucking bongs

this thread is not gay

>>151841007 (OP)
The fuck is wrong with Pastry. He was supposed to be next Räikkönen.

Its fucking over. Lando gonna wins it at Qatar

>>151841007 (OP)
jense retired today
what do >we think about him

Red Bull is paying a driver who's distracted by an entire family of parasitic con artists.

I didn't watch any F1 today and it felt good.

>>151869410
>parasitic con artists
just say medshitters, bro

>Max's WDC is dead
>Cola is being outperformed by Gasly crazy
>I couldn't even get it hard enough to wrap a condom with the escort
Let this weekend end

>>151869318
sometimes I wish he got a 2nd WDC but then Vettel would have one less so I'm fine with only one

Fuck this gay ass sport, nigga!

Dead sport

Didn't Max climb from like back of the grid to a race win in Brazil last year? Could repeat itself since Mclel arguably had a stronger car at this stage last year.

I am so excited gays

>>151876457
mclel might had stronger car, but rbr has a way worse car in comparison. Last year amx was fucked by flags in qualy, this time he had no pace

>>151841007 (OP)
So much negative space in this thread

>>151841007 (OP)
based bond thread

4 and 81 wreck each other in turn 1

Troons without a penis are like angels without wings

BRASIIIIIIIIL
LETS GO AMX

Its cold, windy and theres a chance of light rain in one hour

GET IN THERE AMX

>>151876457
I will have a nigger prolapse my anus if verstappen gets in the podium today

MAX VERSTAPPEN LAST TO FIRST CHALLENGE

Kimi will take out Norris turn 1

<5% chance of rain. don't listen to anyone who says different

>>151879872
*upvotes*

>>151879836
>>151879846
>>151879868
>>151879872
>>151879880
>>151879891
>>151879924
>>151879929
what are you doing

let's fucking puto!!

>>151876457
>Could repeat
Not unless a fucking typhoon hits the track. That was a boat race.

>>151879945
damn ai is getting good

>>151879948
Praying for a max masterclass

START THE RACE BEFORE I SHIT MYSELF

>>151879945
whomst

>>151879948
just finished video editing for the day
watching F1 now
going for a drink later

Feels great lads.
Lando will essentially secure WDC today.

just because someone says it's a race thread doesn't mean it is

GIMI

Do you believe?

>it's dry
fuck this sport

SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>SLUUUUUUUUUURP

nothing happened
it's over

How will ferrari fuck up today then?

why are all pirate streams so shit

>>151880115
Because poorfags should suffer.

>>151880115
they are secretly ran by F1 but shit on purpose to make you purchase the real thing

>bortoshitto
come on, laugh

BORTOLETOVER

Open wide for the safety car. Fucking retard trying to get that busted shit back on the track.

what HAM doing?

hue hue hue

Max should pit for mediums come on

Can I get some advice? There's this cute autistic Nigerian girl at my work who I kinda have a thing for. She's a little younger than me... seven years, but also being Nigerian and autistic kinda means we looksmatch date wise. I always make a fuss over her and she seems happy when she's on a shift with me. I've even learned some Yoruba phrases, just greetings, goodbyes and the like for her. Is it socially acceptable for me to ask her out and if so where do I take her? I'm a bit worried that she'll talk to all the other staff who hate me and what little reputation I have will go down the drain. She says she has a boyfriend but it's a long distance relationship with the boy all the way back in Africa so she's basically single

someone cap her 'its so over' face

POOIS SHARTMILTON

>>151880156
At least he lasted more turns on his home track than Perez.

>>151880199
Why? He ain't doing 66+ laps on mediums.

>>151880113
Guess that was answered quick

>>151880249
It's a free pit stop and he would've only lost 1 position to Ocon (HAM was behind anyway and TSU is his teammate)

Get Strolled idiot

>>151880351
>free
No it isn't.

>>151880405
As good as free, losing 1 position to Ocon and 0 seconds under SC instead of the usual 20 seconds you lose for a pit stop, I'd say that would've been worth it.

Okay Lewis, retire the car

>>151880515
If he was on mediums and pitted for hards, it might make sense. Pitting for mediums when on hard that early in the race would still make you have to do another because they do not last 60+ laps.

HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT FERRARI

gay sport

PIASTRI DRIVE THROUGH PENALTY!

is this the worst season of f1 of all time?

stroll>verstappen

>>151880590
>AMX pitting for mediums
>:)
>He had a puncture
>:(

COME ON MCLEL FUCK UP ON YOUR OWN BOTH OF YOU

by will of allah
muhammad will bless this race with rain and crash between the papaya satan
inshallah

>>151880710
to be fair it was the papaya shitters fault

>>151880964
how? antonelli left him no room, he had to slam on.
+5 era for ANTman

shitnoda>vercrappen

If Oscar gets away with that I cannot believe it, if it was max they'd give a drive through

>>151880930
He's gonna suffer hard last 20-25 laps if they intend for him to finish on them.

Benis cloud getting closer

>>151881025
Stweards always side on what will bring in most views
they want a tight championship to make up for the dogshit racing so Piastri will get nothing

>>151881041
There are too many retards still on track, he will just pit again when there is another SC

We're back, lads.

>10s penalty
The fix is in, Norizz getting propped up.

>>151881433
came to post the same lol

kwab

>P9
Here we go.

>>151880790
if noris gets the wdc, clearly

it's like they bolted the fat what brown lost onto ps3's car

P5
HES COMING

Some good overtakes, brazil is the most kino track

So verstappen is p1 after they all go pit stop?

>>151882239
y

>>151882239
Yeah, but they can go on a 1 stop, he needs to pit again.

>>151882304
I love tit cows

where are those classic shitty mclaren pit stops when you need them...

ADM AMX

>>151882304
Ugly tits

2 stop for norris, he's racing max now

>>151882304
where is her penis?

Mediums seem to be the tyre to be on today.
Max started on the Hards so he can do 2 long stints on the Mediums, think this is the best they can do with him today

Meanwhile Gasly in the points, he's such an underrated driver

max is driving beyond himself

Formula 1 this season has made support Pakistani Grooming Gangs in England - They fucking deserve it.

How corrupt is this?

Only Merc GP2 engine moment can save us.

>>151882654
Jesus christ, that hairline is going away faster than his chances at being a WDC.

>>151882746
The eternal anglo strikes again

>>151882746
Them rules say that the car ahead can do literally anything and it's legal, it's just how it works.

FORMULA 1.5
>FORMULA 1.5
FORMULA 1.5
>FORMULA 1.5
FORMULA 1.5

Rolling and i buy women’s underwear.

shit race

>>151882822
checked
get the crotchless ones

>>151882822
nasty

AMX will go to the end, right?

>>151842725
Sorry, gotta update this quickly.

>>151882822
and what will you do with it

>>151883705
Hunt zebra. Pronounced like a biritsh cunt zeh-bruh

Colapinto will end 13. CAP THIS NOW

Come to think of it, how do you understand "papaya rules"?
>the rules of papaya
or
>papaya is ruling

Oscar got fucked over in the British GP to hand it to Lando and he got fucked over by the Stewards again today.

FUCK YOU BRITISH FUCKING DOGS

amx

>>151884208
Cope and seethe

>>151884015
te rompo el culo, que te parece?

i kneel....

This Verstappen dude might be good at racing

>>151884411
I've heard that too

>>151884089
Every time I hear papaya I want to jump off a 3 story building and nose dive into the pavement. Just call it orange you fucking faggots. Fucking gay “sport”.

>>151884435
>Every time I hear papaya I want to jump off a 3 story building
papaya papaya papaya papaya
pls jump

PLease DNF lando FFS

Digits and Norris spins

>>151884488
Unfortunately I’m in Kentucky and there are no 3 story buildings here. Just tornados and heroin

fuck fuck I thought it was starting in half an hour

must be scary as fuck to have verstappen chasing you down like this with only 2 laps left
one cock up and it's over

It's over. Nice pit stop RB.

fuck imagine if amx qualifies in the top 10... the cuck norris would be kill

kino

By faggots. You don’t exist once I turn the internet off

trying to manifest a post race tech fail for norris

KWAB

>pits to podium
simply lovely

>gasly got ANOTHER point
it's the little things

So what was the point of that last RB pitstop... he would've been 2nd without it.

Behead Lando

should have pitted Hulk for another mediums, was ahead of Albon who finished P11

Retards really spent their entire week falling for the biased arab-british media calling a "disaster in the making" around the stands with dangerous setup for the public. You guys suck. The biased arab-british media always do this shit in order to punch down interlagos, which is undisputed better for both drivers and public than any race event in the middle east costing a fraction to host.

Be better.

>>151884775
Rolling

>>151885203
Who was saying that? British f1 fans love Interlagos, it's the best track and should be the season finale.

>>151885233
Both McLarens get exposed for cheating and DSQ, Max wins the WDC as this is tbe turning point

So happy Lando managed to turn the season around. He really deserves to crown his campaign for this iteration of cars with a wdc.

>gay cameraman

Yikes

>>151884825
same thing happened earlier this year at one of the GP's where Max was in P1 and told to pit late and lost out positions when he could have defended for the win