Thread 151842437

REFFIES

RILEY Moss edition you mean

>went from being owned by Aaron Rodgers to being owned by JJ Mccarthy
Imagine having to deal with getting belt to ass by a schizo for 20 years, he leaves, then a new schizo shows up and starts it all over again

>Talk about a gift and a curse -- Sports Illustrated model and influencer Haley Kalil is opening up on what led to her divorce from NFL player Matt Kalil ... saying his size caused a serious issue in their sex life.
I know this feel

>>151842470
Both are fags too

>>151842490
You had to dump a guy cause his dick was too big?

>>151842490
Poor lady
I bet she's feeling rather hallowed out inside after her divorce

>>151842490
>look him up
>hes white

That was a close one

>>151842319
Hes not even the best player in his HOF class

>>151842437 (OP)
when are we going to get more details

My patriots

Newfags, please stop thinking it's your job to bake

Patty Cuckitini

>>151842490
Same happened to me except it was because it was too small

Dudes really make tens of millions of dollars to play a game

>>151842518
Baking is cringe as fuck.

>>151842470
>viqueers chirping as if they own the division
I almost didn't hear you all the way down there in fourth place

>>151842518
Let them cook (bake)

>>151842508
Are these the most elite hands of all time?

>>151842513
Delete this shit second cousin

>>151842513
What more do you need to know, sweetheart?

>>151842456
Um....

>>151842555
>more tackles then drops for his career
'fraid so

>>151842513
>name is kneelin
>dies in a police chase
this is george floyd all over again

>>151842564
there wasnt even a press conference. just bare official statements from police and the team/league

>>151842564
Google search history and what he was playing on the radio

>>151842540
>This nigga don't bake
Lol
Lmao even

>>151842542
You're getting swept too, just like last year

>>151842588
It was Wrestlemania results and Rush

>>151842564
bodycam footage and dashcam footage

>>151842555
Probably
If Amon Ra St Brown has a great career he might get close but Good Hands Larry won't be rivaled for a long time

>>151842599
At some point you become over the age of 18

>>151842518
This, now once this one is done we're going to have to recycle that shitty twitter screencap thread.

>>151842623
>Amon Ra St Brown
he's good for a german

>>151842578
See
>>151842490

>>151842523
many such cases

>>151842622
For what? He was long dead before the cops got to him.

>>151842627
So when do you reach that point

>>151842507
Him being white was the real issue

What's the unintentionally saddest post you've ever seen?

>>151842542
don't make Nine come out

>>151842685
That Freddy Adu vacuum promotion

>>151842437 (OP)
is he the greatest ring-less receiver of all time?

>>151842490
HWD strikes again

>>151842706
>too fat for the fucking FOURTH DIVISION
>in FINLAND
dude rode a rollercoast that only went down

>>151842490
Plot twist: she fucked a nigger that was three coke cans and realized Matt was too small.

>>151842707
Megatron

>>151842748
I thought you were talking about Mahomes for a second

>>151842740
unintentional?

>>151842719
HWD is a myth.
>>151842748
Yup

F...

>>151842748
>>151842773
Why so obsessed with dicks of a certain size and color

>>151842520
and there it is

>>151842772
I dont pay attention very much

>>151842785
they fell for the bbc meme

i sang a song for you /nfl/ bros

https://voca.ro/1oeSNWLz9TZf

>>151842740
look at this chad getting invited to parties

>>151842740
jesus christ, how did he not an hero

>>151842782
Lol based Fox letting it die down before dumping him

Ouch

Food delivery has to be the biggest scam there is. You're already being a lazy asshole paying wagies to make overpriced food for you, and you're paying another wagie to drop it off at your door? Pathetic.

>>151842685
>>151842740
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek newfags think this is bad? You should read the entire "don't worry he knows" greentext

>>151842437 (OP)
Am I stupid or is the NFL really going to expand in America? I don’t think they will.
Wouldn’t the NFL have to make brand new fans to grow otherwise it’s just shuffling money around? You need a city that doesn’t watch NFL at all and those are all over in Europe.
Unless it’s like people in St. Louis or Oakland or San Diego that boycotted the NFL. That’s making new fans. But how many people could that possibly be?

>>151842799
bretty good

>>151842902
you can just pick it up yourself

Last thread got me hungry for some Arby’s

>>151842956
>she has the meats

>>151842773
I am White and my dick is very large

>>151842914
ty

>>151842821
Wasn't being chased by the police and it was an actual bathroom, not a Porta john

[Highlight] Tom Brady on his childhood team: “My allegiance to the Niners left when they skipped over me six times in the 2000 draft. So every time I played the Niners...You chose a goat farmer over me and I never forgot that.”

>>151842984
>not a Porta john
they said it was on the police dispatch audio

>>151842975
You're cute :)

>>151842984
prolly went into the porta john looking to thug out and get some homie on homie action and then killed himself in a homosexual rage when he couldn't get any action going

>>151842956
My local Arby's closed down a few months ago because no one likes Arby's

>>151842956
>>151842971
>>151843062
Superbowl window just opened

>>151842902
I’ve gotten food delivery once in the past five years and it was when I was sick as a dog. But I still detested giving service to the 70 IQ Africans on electric bikes that plagued the city I was living in. I hate them so much it’s unreal.

>>151843040
Based. I, too, have thoughts of gay sex for no reason.
Go Chiefs

>>151842785
I guarantee every man with a big dick wouldn't give it up no matter how much a pain in the ass it may be.
Nobody feels sorry for your rejection stories when you've got horsecock.

>>151843081
Unironically yummy

>>151843081
I would beat that meat down like Rocky

>>151843081
As a man with a very large dick I don't see anything unappealing about this pussy, this is just what pussy ends up looking like for me

>>151842490
I have a small penis(about 5-6 inches) but my wife, whose virginity I took and who doesn't watch porn, is convinced that my penis is big. She's not just saying that to appease me; our friend circle is genuinely under the impression that I have a big dick because she gossiped about it in private with her female friends and was saying things like I wouldn't fit in her mouth and that it was a bit uncomfortable taking me all in and that kind of stuff. She thinks my penis is like 8 inches long and it's definitely not.

I don't think women are the best judges of penis size. He might just be an average dude but she thinks he's huge. Either way, I'm grateful that they tend to overestimate penis size.

>>151843189
>I dont kniw the difference between labia and a vagina
Based Chiefs fan

>>151843211
5-6 isn't small you gooner have some self respect

>>151843153
Just encourages you to date giantess Amazon women with larger proportions that can accomodate you

>>151842902
what if i order snacks off aamzon, you going to cry about that too? fucking brokie

>>151842437 (OP)
I love my team but I hate the armchair GM fanbase so much

>>151843294
>the armchair GM fanbase
Is every fanbase not like this?

>>151843113
What city

>Jayden Daniels won't need surgery
>he's just "feeling a little sore"
Holy DAWG

>>151843302
I don't know. Does your fanbase have a meltdown if the GM doesn't do anything at the trade deadline?

>>151843211
I'm his wife and can confirm anon has a huge 5.8 inch hog

Hey 9 you so fine
Score 11 bring us to heaven
9/11! 9/11!
9/11! 9/11!

>>151843321
Bro is the next sacrifice and doesn't even realize it

>>151842907
That was always a blatantly fake story. Like yea, as if the OP wouldn't just reveal to the dude's wife that he was having an affair with a minor lmao

>>151842906
I love this trashy whore

jej

>>151843334
there is no way his teammates dont think this alter ego shit is cringe as hell

>>151843280
I like skinny girls though :(

>>151843302
Some teams are far worse about this than others. Off the top of my head heres teams that seem to have a lot of armchair GMs.
>Bills
>Lions
>Cowboys
>Steelers
>49ers
Its mostly teams with no recent success (didnt win superbowl) but have been close enough to say they have a window open to go. Absolutely awful teams dont really have the same level of armchair GM as teams that are good but havent gotten over the hump. The Lions and Bills GMfagging has been particularly bad this year as theyve been the favorites to go to the 'Owl but havent and now theres a team ahead of them in their division.

>>151842902
This, I hope they increase the goyslop delivery fees exponentially

>>151842991
>>151843040
Bot posts

Every NFL QB should be asked why coins have ridges

>>151843453
cool it with the racism

>>151843403
The ref unironically ruined the fake. Play clock was running down, O hurried to the line, and the ref just stood there while they reset the play clock. Then he steps away and Broncos O just stands around looking stupid. Never had a chance

>>151843453
Ruffles have ridges

>>151843453
I mean, i just had to look that up. Why do you think that would be common knowledge

>>151843211
5-6 inches is average to above average dummy

>>151843468
The fact that it isn’t is part of the reason why things are the way they are and how a certain tribe took control

>>151843453
Dreamland wouldn't allow this

>>151843211
The section of the brain responsible for spatial rendering is less developed in women. It's not just penis size, they usually suck at estimating size and distance just in general.
That said girth is just as important length. Maybe she means girth. You got a fat cock bro? Whip it out and let us see.

>be McCarthys gf
>Order pizza, put on Gladiator or something for when he comes home
>all excited bc he travels so much
>door slams
>shout hey babe
>reply is a faint grunt
>ahshit.mp3
>its Nine
>sigh and go to hiding place
>put on femtasy on noise cancelling headphones and angrily masturbate to the thought of being railed by a gang of suprisingly handsome highwaymen
>wake up next morning to JJ meditating in the middle of a trashed living room and a turd in the kitchen sink

>>151843403
There were a few uncensored F bombs in that game

>he's going to be okay
Feels so fucking good bros

>>151843536
He could fit his whole game against the Falcons in the kitchen sink?

>>151843446
you're the bot you fucking nigger

>>151843424
Nailed it.

>>151843211
If you have a big one you get dick cleavage.

>>151842799
Hey very comfy anon. I enjoyed it. Youre not a perfect singer but my god you make up for it in sovl. I can sense that it meant a lot to you :) thanks for that. Thanks for posting something comfy. Fuck the cynics. I appreciate you and your song

I haven't watched a minute of football since he got hurt (again)
:(

People really do not like Bo Nix. I actually do not think he is that bad and do not see where they are coming from. Spiritually black qb.

>>151843548
I swear if they try to prematurely put him back in at the end of the season and he gets hurt even more I'm gonna crash out

I think Bo Nix is genuinely afraid of Maxx Crosby

>>151843615
>arm bends the wrong way
>walks it off

>>151843081
Why does it look like THAT

>>151843617
Do you want a football player to sit, in his prime, when he's healthy because of your feelings?

>>151843617
I'm just hoping Whitt gets fired in the meantime

>>151843627
>Comes back to go 1-2 in the final games of the season after they already missed the playoffs

>>151843453
For her pleasure

>>151843642
>Do you want a football player to sit, in his prime, when he's healthy
That's the point he's not healthy you retard

>>151843453
Pennies don't

>>151843653
>tears ACL

>>151843627
I mean yeah, his legs were fine

>>151843653
Why does our schedule have to be so FUCKING hard?

>>151843690
Why am I always so FUCKING hard?

>>151843690
G-d gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

>>151843723
I don't wanna be a strong soldier! I want the schedule the 49ers have!

>>151843757
When the 49ers lose to the Panthers you'll regret that feeling

Regret this bussy

feeling this bussy

FREE AB RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Sup frens will you guys watch our game on sunday

>>151843675
And Trump cancelled them, all because the Bills.

>>151843815
Who is even playing there?

Broncos are still 8-2 and everyone's seething lmao

>>151843617
The Gommies already know they're finishing 3rd in a shit division. They're gonna tank Daniels is shut down

>>151843815
yea but I'm not setting an alarm for it

>>151843843
They only beat the Giants on a historic choke and the Giants are complete shit.
Nobody will fear them until they do something in the playoffs, it's why the Chorgers and Broncos are better than the Chiefs but nobody believes it.

>>151843843
queefs fans panicking

>>151843839
>>151843849
Colts vs Falcons, it starts at 3:30pm our time, so yeah it might be before 10am for you guys

>>151843858
>They only beat the Giants on a historic choke and the Giants are complete shit.
It's funny how people love to say "fluke win" but will never say "fluke loss". Donkey's winning the Owl, chud

Seriously, why did they make Geno keep playing? The man was dying out there

>sean payton mouthpiece cowherd saying he might draft another QB if given the chance
it's over bobros

>>151843904
Who is there to draft? CFB QB's have been so fucking weak lately. This most recent draft class for QB's has been shit

Broncbros, our Lombardi in February won't have the same shine with all these spiritual losses. It's just not fair.

Cam Newton is right. Maybe these guys should be allowed to smoke weed to chill the fuck out, especially kickers

new
>>151843935

>>151843932
The road to SB50 was as ugly as this. Give them a chance

>>151843327
>nanners
More like a meltdown over doing (or not doing) literally anything

>>151843899
Nobody deserves having to experience watching Kenny Pickett attempt to play football
Geno took one for the team

>>151843952
Delete this shit nephew

>>151843987
Kenny has a Superbowl ring and also took snaps in that Superbowl

>>151843868
Not yet. I think theyll truly start dooming once we curbstomp them next week

>>151844016
>Kenny has a Superbowl ring
He hasn't pawned it yet?

EVERYBODY ONE CLAP

>>151844036
Why would he? He lives in Vegas right now and probably invests in the local stripping and gambling industries

>>151844038
The clapping thing isn't still a "scandal" right? Trying to get players offsides with little things like that has been a part of the game forever

>>151842687
Kek

>>151842687
JJ is such a fucking cringelord

Delete this thread nephew

Nephew
Inside
No
Escape

FEAR ME

>>151842687
So? That’s a pretty standard method of psychologically preparing yourself for a challenge. Nothing wrong with that

Why'd the Titans have to do Cam Ward this dirty?

>>151844134
Hero of the betas

>>151844181
Sex with the viking whore

Is anyone not going to acknowledge that the Broncos defense is basically murdering people?

>>151844175
They scapegoated Levis when he had a shit o-line and coach

>>151844191
Sex with all 3 of them and me correcting the NY brat.

>>151844194
It's a Sean Payton coached team so that's not surprising

>>151844194
cool it with the racism

NOT a fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers

>>151844229
let's unpack this...

Idea: Ban screen passes

Colts HC Shane Steichen will win COTY

>>151844251
i laughed at used to be the brouns

>>151842687
This nigga has played a total of 2 good quarters in the nfl

bringles

>>151844258
deserves it for making daniel jones look great even though I think he is going to get figured out

Russbros... Where did it all go wrong?

>>151842687
My Ravens are going to btfo this schizo

>>151844281
The pass issss INTERCEPTED BY MALCOLM BUTLER

>>151844252
Please, for the love of God. Sure sometimes it works in college but like never does it work in the NFL

>>151844290
That was Pete Carroll's fault and you know it, Sherm

>>151844281
Eternally booty blasted by MY PATRIOTS

>>151843987
Imagine trading a 5th round pick for Kenny Pickett. There were probably like 6-8 shitters available that wouldn't have required a draft pick to sign and wouldn't have been noticeably worse.

>>151844297
doesn't work because it's not fast enough, like most east-west shit in the nfl. nfl offensive coaches act like they're playing colorado state when it comes to attacking the edges

>>151844194
This is why their 4th quarter comebacks have been sustainable. You can make your own luck if you have no issue purposefully injuring the other team. No doubt there will be a lot of crying when someone does it back to them.

>>151843843
QB fanboy league and they're qb/receiver combo is about 25th and the rest of the team is probably 1st

>>151844354
Imagine spending a 1st round pick on Kenny Pickett just because he went to school nearby

>>151844281
Got old and lost his mobility

>>151844281
defenses were dumb as hell dealing with midgets outside the pocket and now he can't do it anyway. kyler murray probably would have lit up the league too if he came in at Wilson's time

Grade your team for this season (so far)

>D-

We need a better coach, o-line and better D. Rattler is clearly the guy for QB but even he needs some time to do better in the pocket.
Maybe we get a W over CAR but even win wont erase this dogshit season.

>>151844458
kyler would be a red smear on the turf against the lob, especially after hospital balling his wr1

>>151842470
Mccarthy looks really injury prone and last week he played completely reckless. Dude is going to end season on IR

>>151842645
CTE got him?

>>151842782
The grease truck driver was making a move

>>151844521
>Bears
>B

I think the Ben Johnson is everything he was hyped up to be. I hate the GM, and I am not sure yet if Caleb is the guy.

>>151844521
Just switch to a team that's doing better, no one will know

mina feet

>>151844616
For me, it's cheering for the team that's winning the game I'm currently watching.

>>151844631
I love her Hebrew nose

>>151844661
so do i :)

>>151844194
Good. More teams should intentionally injur players for my amusement

Reminder

>>151844631
>>151844661
Minarchist propaganda

Seeing a lot of analysts projecting the Bills lose the division (tough remaining schedule, injuries, etc) while Vrabel is crowned instead

>team wins
>"they clearly scored more points"
>team loses
>"should've scored more points"

I'm literally never wrong on this app

>>151843304
This was Jersey city NJ but I don’t live in that shithole anymore

>>151844713
I take it there is nothing to do in New Zealand in the Spring or you're just too fugly to enjoy showing your face in public

>>151844281
He got too arrogant and God humbled him for it

>>151844521
>iggles
>A
My goal for them was to win the fucking division and end the NFC East curse. They're on pace to do that.

>>151844712
Thanks for letting us know what other people think.

>>151844733
you sound upset on this app

Duuuuuuval

>>151844697
what will it take you to get the Colts in there?

Hate to admit this but whatever plastic surgery and procedures Tom Brady did it really paid off

He looks great

>>151844805
If the Colts beat KC I will put them outside the bubble

>>151844713
Hebrew behavior

>your at game stop and this guy slaps your gfs ass
>what do you do?

>>151844805
Clots are last year's Vickings
Fools Gold
You need a great QB to win the owl in the 2020s.
"Good Enough" doesn't cut it anymore.
Eli/Flacco/Wilson/Elderly Peyton would never be able to win a Lombardi in today's league.

>>151844830
Ask him if they got battletoads

Super Bowl Credibility.

Similarity (to) Brady Coefficient

>>151844889
SBC? Its really hot right now all the kids are using this stat

>>151844832
Hurts just won one though

Send Bussy Coordinates

>>151844537
probably correct about the hospital balling his receivers

If the AFCCG is Chiefs vs Bills and the NFCCG is Eagles vs Rams, how much suicide will you commit?

>>151844832
>t. mutt retard

Did Antonio Gates ruin his legacy?

>>151845006
literally won't watch
but will post da flu memes if the queefs lose

>>151845006
there are clear bad guys and good guys in each matchup, so fully depends on the results

>>151845010
I don’t understand why these guys behave like this. Nigga you made tens of millions of dollars.

>>151845025
Exactly (chiefs and ramilia)

>>151845044
half right

Bijan has been in the league for 2.5 seasons. Doesn't pass the eye test. Never been anything but mid. Why is everybody still pretending he's elite?

>>151844912
I heard Colin Cowherd and Nick Wright are backing it. Is SBC real? I don't know. If the Super Bowl is made up of SBC teams, I think we need to accept that it's real.

southern baptist church

smelly butt chunks

>>151844521
There's no way the Saints Offensive line should be this bad. The Offensive Line coach needs to fucking go. Also, they should just draft a fucking guard already.

>>151842799
nice work

>>151845157
and there it is

puerto rico needs its own NFL team

>>151843818
lol holy shit

Why hasn't there having an Kiwi Quarterback?

>>151845027
>I don’t understand why these guys behave like this
they're black

Confirmed 2013 Vikings

FIRED! - special teams coordinator Tom McMahon (former Bronco) is a Raider no more

>>151845201
Aussie and Kiwi QBs would punt on 1st down every down

2 days until Bakey makes 'em quakey

>>151845194
the san juan spics

>>151845218
The 2024 Vikings won 9 games by 1 score

Who do you bros got in the owl?

Me? Clots and buccaneers will make it to the owl.

>>151845194
The San Juan Reggaetons

>>151845253
pats niners

>>151842437 (OP)
WHITE CHOCOLATE

>>151845253
Steelers Seahawks

>>151845253
>>151845268
lmfao look at all these hot take merchants. Imagine being this ignorant of the power of SBC.

>>151845282
stoolers are going to lose in the wildcard though

>>151845253
NFC Championship Game winner vs AFC Championship Game winner

>>151845253
my reffies and two irrelevant shit teams

>>151845297
whoa...

Bucs Colts seems like the best we could ask for right now

>>151845297
Lions and Bills

t. Just got the leaked script from big rog himself

>>151845310
It would be fun, but they're not SBC certified teams unfortunately.

>>151844934
>Hurts just won one though
Hurts is great in short bursts. He takes off the inhibitor rings and can go nuts for 1, maybe 2 games before people get to him. He's also probably the strongest man to ever play the position.

>>151845253
>>151845310
>>151845313
goodell won't allow it

anyone have a webm of mahomo bonking it off his own guys helmet from last week?

>>151845316
What are the sbc certified teams?

>>151845253
Chiefs Eagles.
And you know I'm right.

>>151845313
most delusional post itt

>>151845253
bronkeks vs seakeks
broncos win in the 4th quarter
7 - 6 final score

>>151845347
have you not watched the buncos play this year?

Refs playing the long con by backing off the Chiefs for a few games, only to carry them into the playoffs and the SB. The reality is that the Chiefs have always been a mediocre team that would never have won SBs without heavy ref protection.

>>151845253
>Who do you bros got in the owl?
Bills Eagles
Bills win

*beep*beep*

serious football team coming through

No Bix

>>151845357
>Bills win

>>151845327
Chiefs, Bills, Rams, Eagles are SBC certified. Fringe SBC teams are the 49ers and Steelers but you have to have a LOT of faith in them to envision them actually getting there. Both of them aren't getting there. Every other team doesn't have enough Super Bowl Credibility to make it.

said my Vikies was gonna get blown out by lions didjya?? said our JJs was gonna be exposed as frauds didjya?? WELL WELL WELL ANOTHER UPCOMING SUNDAY WHERE WE GET ALL YALL FUDGEPACKIN LION TAIL SUCKERS TO GO DOOPING MENTAL! EAT OUR Ws!!!

My jets will win it all

dix and trash allen CONFIRMED as o-line babies

You can still bet Jets to win Superbowl.

Ray Lewis could single handedly heem any NuFl player

>>151845406
if I dropped a g on that could I retire if it happened?

>>151845421
it's 1000x any wager

queefies upset again

ew

>>151845414
*murder

>>151845421
I'll literally take ANY action on this if someone wants to bet any money on the Jets winning the SB. I will absolutely pay out if it happens, too. I'll literally pay 10,000 dollars for every single dollar you bet on them.

>>151842799
Nice, is that you playing?

>>151845436
Isn't there another another board you can go annoy people? Spread it around so we don't have to deal with it so bad, you know?

>>151845442
I want your anal virginity

>>151845454
>implying

>>151842821
you learn to live with the fact that you're a loser and just kinda move on
t. was told not to go to the prom after party

Josh Simmons just flew over my house!!

I am 35 years old and Bo Nix looks older than me

>mina is now shilling sketchy solitaire gambling

shame

Bo Nix is DEI Russell Wilson

people are so insensitive

>>151845514
It would be a lot easier to take him seriously and be empathetic if he didn't type and talk like such a retard.

>>151845485
Her cousins are probably the ones running it.

>>151845514
Defense status: sparkless

Lotta nephews better delete xer shit

spark this bussy

>>151845514
Why are they unable to speak English?

>>151845514
not cut out for the big time. and it shows in the way their dogshit secondary has played. "this sports stuff" that's your job, faggot, one where you get paid based on performance

Nephew Deletion Credibility

>>151845530
is "nephew" the new "jogger"?

>>151845540
Bussy must be sacrificed for this to happen

>>151845549
Ayo y'all mothafuckas foget that I'm human n' shit. That was my brotha that I done sweated the tears with and done da doo doo's in the toilet with and y'all mofuggas askin' me if I is motivated to tackle some yt boi with the football? man I don't even know anymore what was the question sheeeeit

Sparked Bussy Credibility

>>151845570
basado

If Bo Nix was white you guys wouldn't be talking like that

>>151845559
>he missed the kino gennies yesterday

He would've beaten the Eagles

Rams new kicker. 6' 240 lbs

I do not like the kansas city chiefs

>>151845603
He better double as a fullback

>>151845587
no i saw that reddit post, but i just can't help but nootice some new undertones

>>151845611
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek poopie mutthomes finna do look like this as do most queefies fans

mornings in LA with mina :)

>>151845612
He will likely be busy eating tendies on the sideline

>>151845603
might be the only kicker who doesn't look out of place with that jersey number
also i'm surprised he coudldn't make it out of two nfl camps, the dude hit a 60 yard game winner IN COLLEGE which almost never happens even compared to the nfl, and also was reliable in the ufl

>>151845438
What gang is that?

>>151845628
Cheating on your Mina gf with younger, prettier girls

>>151845118
currency backed by liquid dogshit has more value than whatever is backed by Cowherd and Wright

Mina Kimes just flew over my house!!

>>151844191
no iggles?

>>151845670
the DREAM

>>151845673
what does the somali broadcasting corporation even know about football

mina watching ball while sitting on my face

>>151845514
>“I could care less”
There are lots of ways to tell if someone is a retard, but this is basically a self-report

>>151845670
>>151845695
>but she stays with you anyway because you are her last chance at marriage
HOT

>>151845628
I like putting on Mina Moon videos next to Mina Kimes pictures

>>151845698
Friend, you're mistaken. SBC stands for Super Bowl Credibility. It's the newest hot topic that has never been wrong even once. Everyone is talking about it and supporting it unless they're a HTM(Hot Take Merchant). HTMs are afraid of SBC.

my donks are shit and they're on the top

>>151845691
No

Who the hell can watch the NBA with it proven to be totally rigged

Why the fuck are the Packers favored to beat the Eagles? Tucker Craft was basically carrying their offence and he's gonzo. Hurts is gonna squirt all over them

>>151845760
Movies and tv shows have scripts too

>>151842740
Normie teenagers are demonic pieces of shit.

>>151845803
prove it

>>151845760
that's a man

>>151845766
believe in Love

My tooth midly hurts when chewing and speaking

>>151845766
It's in Lamborghini Field, but otherwise idk.
All the money is on the Eagles across the board so riggi incoming.

>>151845838
This happens when you're gay and you use too much nasal spray in the last few weeks.

>>151845833
I like Love more than most (I think) but it's truly funny seeing him have games like he did against the Panthers. That throw on the dropped pick in the endzone was hilarious. The great is great but I don't know if he'll ever stop with the random panic throws. Must be hard for Lafleur to trust him

>>151845845
It's not cold enough yet for me to rate their homefield advantage that high

Kek the Chiefs fucking suck. Why are they even in he conversation? Tay doesn't even go to their games anymore

>>151845946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEys4X0vFgM

>>151845391
The int was 100% on Troy Franklin

>>151845979
he had 2 INTs

>>151845968
Because the rest of the AFC is worse

>>151845253
All I can tell is a Broncos/Colts post season rematch is inevitable

>>151845946
>homefield advantage
It's just an important factor regardless of weather. there's crowd noise, fan animosity, travel, general comfort levels. I don't agree with the line and the Eagles should be favored, but that's my best explanation for it.

>>151845901
Welp

>>151843815
I will be there in person. Landed in Berlin today.
Cheering for the Colts.

t. Austrian

>>151845987
That's just factually incorrect. 5-4 is nothing to be uppity about

>>151846007
>Hitler is a Colts fan
Somehow this makes sense

>>151846010
Regular season record doesnt matter if you make the playoffs. The Chiefs are the only AFC team that passes the eye test.

>>151846027
what about da flu test?

>>151846035
They fail that test hard. Which is why the owl is going to be another NFC blowout.

Bussy

>>151846010
I don't get why people are so hung up on the 5-4 record anyways. The 2010 Packers were 4-3 and even finished 10-6 and they still went on to win the Super Bowl. 2011 Giants were 6-6. 2019 Chiefs were 6-4 before they won out and won the SB too. Just feels like weird spaghetti desperation from people on here wanting the Chiefs to go away.

>The Chiefs are the only AFC team that passes the eye test.

lil bro needs LASIK

>>151846045
>all frauds
really makes you think

>>151842496
Women don’t know what they want.

>>151846058
The patriots might be for real

>>151842748
Real Muttposting hours

>>151846007
>Landed
isn't it easier to go by train? we're talking like 400 km max, no?

>>151846054
I think you mean nephew. ongod forreal you done fucked up nephew and you should probably delete this.

>>151846068
This year every team is a fraud, only the king of frauds will win

>>151846081
Taking trains/ walking is for fags. Now that he watches football the american spirit is taking control.

>>151846081
He's Austrian, you can be sure efficiency was maximized.

>>151846068
Patriots are too new to go deep. Though I am amused by the fact that literally everyone is picking Tampa to beat them when it seems obvious to me that it's a narrow 23-21 victory for the Pats.

>>151842496
lel

>>151846081
Trains in Germany are notoriously shit and I value my time.

>>151846098
It's true, they do seem to optimize their Wehicle travel

>play the broncos
>get sacked to oblivion

>>151846106
>trains in Germany are shit
They were fine in the 40s, literally transported millions of people

>>151846049
Have you seen a Chiefs game recently? They fucking suck

>>151846140
No they are the best team in the AFC

>>151846147
Lol

>>151846147
they aren't even the best team in their divison

>>151846106
>Trains in Germany are notoriously shit
this was such an unexpected revelation i've learned from talking to germans on the internet, everyone in russia just kinda automatically assumes that being punctual, efficient and autistic about transportation is the germans' calling card
>>151846095
trains are heckin kinorino and sovl, that's one of the few things you guys are really missing out on compared to europe and asia

The Steelers are too emotional. They lose games because they give up due to bad feelings and low morale. They should act like men instead.

>>151845756
love em or hate em it ain't the NFCE witout my iggles

>>151845514
Yes yes, ooga booga to you too. Now catch the ball and dance for me you overpaid ape!

Why not play a game on an aircraft carrier? Maybe do it just outside iran or china's territorial waters

Start doing this

Does you're team have this much fun?

>>151846200
The Steelers under Tomlin are, without any change whatsoever, year in and year out, a team of chaos. They lose to the most dogshit 2-10 Raiders team and then comfortably put away the 12-2 Saints or some shit. You'd think the NFL fanbase would be used to it by now. They really do play up and down to their competition.

>>151846234
The cost of getting turf on to it and transporting all the people and equipment. We can just ship them to the 3rd world and it's just as dangerous. It's not about doing something cool, it's about selling tickets.

>>151846081
Let me guess, you're used to getting there by T-34

>>151846255
Usually after wins when everyone is in the locker room celebrating.

>>151846255
.>our coach is the antithesis of fun, i don't think i've seen him smile once in his 5 year tenure, or show any kind of emotion at all. he might be a replicant. and now >we're also 5-20 in the last two seasons

>>151842748
Actually in the article she says maybe “3 Coke cans “

>>151846235
Note the powerful occult talisman of horse energy around her neck.

>>151846106
Trains were fine there when i visited like 8 years ago

>>151846337
You wouldn't smile if you had to live there either.

Yeah, I think my 'ders are primed to upset the Lions again

Someone just asked me if I know ball. I just smirked at him and pointed to a photo of Bo Nix. They immediately recognized my football acumen without me saying a single word. That's how powerful a symbol he has become. Bo Nix transcends language, time and space

>>151846310
It would be great for recruiting more cannon fodder tho

Like when the ufc did shows at military bases

Coaches should wear suits and ties on the sidelines, have some goddamn respect for the game

>>151846405
Suits and ties are untactical Masonic costumes.

And lo, the knower of truth did profess to the unwashed masses...

"Do not be tempted by the honeyed words and false intricacies offered to you by these false prophets. Believe only in that which you know to be pure, simple, and true: Super Bowl Credibility(SBC)."

And at these words, the Hot Take Merchants(HTM) did recoil and hiss, for their main draw of lifeblood came from the ears of those willing to entertain their lies and impure thoughts. They hated the creator, for his wisdom cut their grift as the sharpest knife.

>>151846386
I think it's safe to say you're Gay for Nix

more like gay for dix lmao

>And lo, the knower of truth did profess to the unwashed masses...
>
>"Do not be tempted by the honeyed words and false intricacies offered to you by these false prophets. Believe only in that which you know to be pure, simple, and true: Super Bowl Credibility(SBC)."
>
>And at these words, the Hot Take Merchants(HTM) did recoil and hiss, for their main draw of lifeblood came from the ears of those willing to entertain their lies and impure thoughts. They hated the creator, for his wisdom cut their grift as the sharpest knife.

Sorry ravens fans, my cousin in law is a big ravens fan so you're my 2nd favorite afc team, but the dogs in the street are about to end your season

>>151846405
R E T V R N
T O
T R A D I T I O N

>>151846459
bone chilling gem

Y'all don't know shit bout SBC.

>>151846465
RETVRN

>>151846435
The fuck is superbowl credibility?

>>151844562
>really injury prone
0 injuries in college for his entire career. Getting an ankle sprain from a hip drop tackle is common, it's why the play was banned.
If JJ plays every game for the rest of the year he will have missed less games than Matthew Stafford did his first 2 years, one of the least injured QBs in the nfl since his 3rd season on. """Injury prone""" is purely about repeat injuries to the same muscle group (or concussions), as repeat injuries increase the risk of more injuries in that area, or serious injuries that can cause problems down the line (if he had his meniscus removed, instead of repaired, he'd be at risk of tons of knee injuries and arthritis like in Sam Bradford's case).

>>151846503
9's gonna fuck you up soishitter

>>151846514
Some bullshit the tv talking heads came up with to sell long shot parlays and terrible betting advice to the dim bulb audience members

>>151846503
Bo Nix has already been lapped by JJ and Penix, neither being particularly good yet, but at least show potential unlike Blo Dix

explain to me a 9 7 3 or you DONT KNOW BALL!

>>151846514
Hot new forced shitposting meme and this >>151846534

Pats are just last years Commanders, nobody had any real tape on Maye because the team was too terrible to be taken seriously and they have a piss easy schedule. Their ceiling is an AFCCG appearance, which is pretty good still, but expect regression the following year.

>>151846587
>because the team was too terrible to be taken seriously and they have a piss easy schedule
it's true, they didn't record any of the pats games last year and josh mcdaniels has never been OC before

>>151846602
Unironically yes, nobody is seriously reviewing a 3-14 team

>>151846572
>9
That's a number
>7
That's a number as well
>3
Another number

>>151846572
Something you'd see in jazz.

Super Bowl winner odds from Fanduel

AFC Top 6
>3 new blood (Colts, Broncos, Patriots)
>3 retreads (Chiefs Bills Ravens)

NFC Top 6
>1 new blood: Seahawks
>5 retreads Eagles, Lions, Bucs, Rams, Packers)

I don’t know ball

>>151846626
You know ball, because you know that you don't know ball

This board is going to lose its mind when the Broncos win the owl 4-3.

>>151846602
>josh mcdaniels has never been OC before
He won 3 or 4 superbowls as an OC

Who's got it better than us?

>DUUDE, JALEN HURTS THROWS AN ELITE DEEP BALL!
You guys realize that deep balls are among the easiest passes for a Quarterback to make, right? Especially if it's 1 on 1. I'd say that it's more on the receiver than the QB to make it work. Hurts has Devonta Smith and AJ Brown,who I both consider to be top 6-7 WRs in the NFL. It's easy to lob it up to one of your two elite contested ball catchers.

>>151846665
Coach Primate

>>151846659
Am I hearing scorigami?

>>151846624
>puckers
Does anybody who still rates them as SB contenders actually watch them play? They're listed as 2.5 favorites against the Eagles which is fucking insane

>>151846626
None of us do

>>151846659
I had a dream that beat the Lions 5-3

>>151846668
deep balls from hurts are terrible too. the receivers basically have to stop in their tracks and moss a guy because they are so underthrown

>>151846626
>>151846675
Learn ball here
https://www.footballxos.com/download/49ers-offense-2014-greg-roman/?wpdmdl=6512&refresh=690e37439281e1762539331

>>151846691
greg roman? the man who made lamar? wow I'm all ears bro

>only here for 3 years
>last one was an absolute disaster and possibly the worst of his career plus his wife divorced him that year
>still loves us just as much as the Pats
Love my Tampa Bay Buccaneer legend Tommy :)

>>151846691
>Greg roman
Dropped

>>151846587
Tell me, is your team 7-2?

>>151846710
Learn whichever offense you want. But greg roman is a current OC in the league so his offense is most relevant to todays game

>>151846386
more like Blo Dix lmao

>>151846742
Bwaaaaaaah ha ha ha ha

>>151846710
It seems like a fair starting point cause he designs his systems to be ran by retards which is why Kaep and Lamar had some success before they got figured out.

>>151846726
>Wife would rather leave than endure another season of him playing for the Cucs
Can't make this up

>>151846386
I'll take 12 hard inches of Bo Dix please. Highest tempo setting. Anal

I'm drunk

>>151846789
hi drunk i'm dad

Chances of my boyz making a deep run?

>>151846801
yea

Recycle

>>151842448

>>151842448

>>151842448

>>151846801
Well one of them did the other night and you saw how that turned out.

>>151846846
Not cool bro