Thread 151856268

>that Dorkmund feel edition

>Sa. 08.11.
Hannover 2 - 3 Darmstadt [13:00 Uhr]
Schalke 1 - 0 Elversberg
Bielefeld 4 - 0 Karlsruhe
Leverkusen 6 - 0 Heidenheim [15:30 Uhr]
Union 1 - 1 Bayern
Hoffenheim 3 - 1 Leipzig
HSV 1 - 1 Dortmund
M'gladbach - Köln [18:30 Uhr]
K'lautern - Hertha [20:30 Uhr]

>So. 09.11.
Kiel - Düsseldorf [13:30 Uhr]
Magdeburg - Paderborn
Braunschweig - Bochum
Freiburg - St. Pauli [15:30 Uhr]
Stuttgart - Augsburg [17:30 Uhr]
Frankfurt - Mainz [19:30 Uhr]

>>151856268 (OP)
NUR

Danke HSV und Hoffenheim

>>151856307
>taking Dortmund seriously
No need to thank >us, this was basically like bread and butter

Chadbach is going to destroy these kölner riggers

We will win the Meisterschale.

German aryan here, Herr Lucho deserves the goldener Ball
Ignore the flag, i'm just sightseeing

>>151856342
No, we won't.

>>151856439
>i'm just sightseeing
BS. Roaming would give you a German flag.

Deutscher Arier hier, Herr Lucho verdient den goldenen Ball.
Ignoriert die Flagge, ich bin nur auf Sightseeing-Tour.

ey malla is quite likeable desu

Oh, und mein Roaming funktioniert auch nicht, hahaha
Lasst uns über die vielen Talente von Herrn Lucho sprechen.

I'm here for the weekly APOLOGISE to Kane.

>>151856330
Yes but still gotta give credit where credit is due

>>151856439
>>151856480
>>151856509
what do I tell my barber for this haircut

grim.

>>151856563
Er drohte, seine jüngste Tochter an die ELN auszuliefern.
So wurde es mir zumindest erzählt, wobei ich das natürlich nicht wüsste, geschweige denn, was die ELN überhaupt ist, haha.

>>151856616
unbeaten this season
all Ws next season
Bayern has to own every BuLi record

>>151856694
was?

how many today?

>„Das 1. Tor, da habe ich auch meinen Anteil dran. Also die Sicht war nicht perfekt für mich und auch die Entfernung ist nicht perfekt. Aber ich habe die falsche Entscheidung getroffen.“
kek can't own up to it fully

>>151856937
the hufchud coultn escape the terror merlin

alright made tendies using tortilla chips

Its gonna be 0-0 slurper, ofc

i tipped 2:2 so dont worry it will be 2:3 (90+6)

>>151857523
im her bf on the right btw

>>151857523
>tfw no ball loving gf

>>151856479
Eternal Hartzi that never left the country detected.

camera man showed her again award

SANDamER

DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP

what does the yearhundred talent Ey malla even do?

JETZT HAT UNS DER NEUER DIE SERIE KAPUTT GEMACHT

>>151858914
Sicht und Entfernung waren nicht perfekt

>>151857008
tbf it would have been offside without grandparetzka completely fucking up the offside

DICKS

wtf i hate diks now

kölnsissies.. where is our 12th man??

Chadbach > HIV

neither matthäus nor aytekin should show up at zum knobelbecher tonight. preferably never.

n0er we completely shut you down

loddar very unparteiisch today lul

>>151860262
Agreed, thak God irs Aytekins last season

Gräfe confirmed it was a pen

laimer is sich a basedboy

>>151860953
are we even surprised?

>>151860953
Gräfe is a fucking retard and people complained about him here every matchday for a decade when he was still active
but now that he has a twitter account I'm suddenly supposed to think he knows what he's doing? lmao
go back there and never come back

>>151860953
Gräfe sitzt mit seinen 180 Kilo in Berlin and seethes nonstop about bundes refereeing decisions because he’s mad af that he doesn’t get to referee anymore

>>151860953
gräfe ist doch so ein versoffener qotmönqi
giftet einfach gegen alles was die schiris machen weil er eine nachtragende pussy ist

OB ICH VERROSTE UND VERKALKE

>>151861179
post a video of it

>be hsv fan
>have idiot team that deserves 2 red cards
>cry for a week

>be fc fan
>very questionable penalty/penalties
>et kütt wie et kütt

>>151861139
bok bok,bok

based Hertha

>>151861427
no way you calling these 2 clear as day pens questionable lmao

>>151861530
the second one is a joke. he saw the ball half a second before touching it. people that dont understand super solwmo may say things like
>no way you calling these 2 clear as day pens questionable lmao

>>151861653
nigga out of the 3 pens yours was the most joke

>victim mentality
>always complaining
are lautern the women of germany?

>>151861665
because he knew he done messed up
konzessionsentscheidung just way too late.

>>151862033
kööölle alaaf alaaf
köööllllleeee alaaf

toni leistner weltklasse

>>151863333
quads of truth

>>151860782
is derbystar a ball only used in derbys?

based Pleitl is gonna overtake hangover soon

>>151863644
if you think every blundershitga game is a Derby then yes

I knew the seattle answer because of Infamous lel

did he go to a date with his boyfriend? how cute!

>>151866035
the only big about nick is his addiction to sucking cocks

>>151866035
he looks like a skater that plays footy on the weekends

me when some tarded bunchuddy @ me with some geistigen dünnschiss again

GuMo

GuMo. The hangxiety.

>cant even beat the mighty kwabv
oh cuckmund my cuckmund

>>151873799
St. Martin was lit

>>151874937
objectively 1990

>>151874937
1934 subjectively

tiggi assist!!

TJA

>Bei der Generalprobe am vergangenen Sonntag zur Partie der Colts gegen die Pittsburgh Steelers zunächst nach den RTL-Nachrichten rund 0,8 Millionen Zuschauer ein, die Marktanteile lagen bei 3,8 und 3,1 Prozent. In der zweiten Hälfte sank die Reichweite auf 0,6 bis 0,7 Millionen Zuschauer, die Quoten auf 2,4 bis 2,9 Prozent.
>In der Zielgruppe der 14- bis 49-Jährigen sahen zu Beginn rund 0,4 Millionen Zuschauer zu – mit Marktanteilen zwischen 6,5 und 10,1 Prozent. Später verringerte sich das Interesse auf etwa 0,35 Millionen Zuschauer.
>Beim späten Spiel ab 22:25 Uhr lagen die Werte wie üblich niedriger: Im Schnitt sahen 0,3 bis 0,5 Millionen Zuschauer zu, die Marktanteile lagen bei rund 3 Prozent im Gesamtpublikum und bis zu 9 Prozent in der Zielgruppe.
>Damit bleibt die NFL am Sonntagabend deutlich hinter den sonst üblichen RTL-Filmwerten, die in der Regel zwischen zwei und drei Millionen Zuschauern erreichen.
lol all that "hype" even in the RTL and NTV prime time news almost every day was for THAT?

>>151875614
ran had 2 games in each window and streamed them both for free.
These fuckers want you to pay for their shit

>>151875656
only women and sissy men subscribe to RTL+ anyway

just sub in röhl m8

>>151875614
>Watching nfl

>>151875690
yea they have to watch gzsz one week earlier

>freecastle vs shart fauli
yeahhh no

>checking a foul when its already clear that it was offside
seriously whats even the point of it?

>>151876067
>Missing the Oppie hattrick
Lel

^dont @ me chuddy
>>151868494

>>151875614
who would have guessed putting a sport that grew cause it was free to watch behind a paywall will ruin your numbers

it isn't real football unless it's on at saturday 15:30

>Entscheidung gefallen! Simonis-Aus beim VfL Wolfsburg besiegelt
Who's next?

NOTFALLEINSATZ AGAIN AWARD

>>151875656
>>151876643
What are you talking about? RTL is free TV but even Frauenfußball has 10x more viewers because nobody here will ever give a shit about a bunch of ads with some of the most boring sports in the world mixed in every now and then. It's just cute to see them try and fail again and again

>>151876795
Retvrn of Avge

>>151877173
every male in their target demo watches via internet

>>151876795
>Hinzu kommt der Vorwurf, er habe sich vom Wackel-Boss Peter Christiansen Kader-Entscheidungen an Spieltagen diktieren lassen.
only at VW AG people get fired for obeying the boss

>>151876795
Waf sadly

woltebitchxisters we are loosing again..

>>151878111
and score
the lesson is lost on them ofc

>Shartubolu getting pwned by Floppie
a new low

Wagnerbros are we getting nervous?

Reaktion today

I wish SHöneß would kys himself, he refuses to unchain Christchadrich - SAD!

tietz hatty will make him jobless tonight

SNEEDER

the schlottercuck brothers are retarded as shit

>made the Champions League team and Vizemeister Stuttgart finish 9th
>makes the Champions League team Newcastle place 14th
why is Woltebitch such a locker room cancer?

I think you meant to write
>won Stuttgart their first major title in 18 years
low iq mong tards (e.g. Hollerbitch) could never

Hollerchad is scoring vs European giants while Woltebitch is getting relegated with a Saudi trillion empire backed team

theres levels to this shit bremshart

sacked in the morning

HUNDAV

151880050
lmao

>>151880756
>ynr them beating Hühnchen in 2011

>>151881199
No I don't

>>151881199
Woltebitch never scored against the b00n unlike based Hollerchad

kwaf

Uhhh wafsisters???

HOW MANY FOR HOLLERCHAD?

Ansätze? Wurden gesehen

what's floppmöllers problem with bAhoya

holler weltklasse

Wirtz with another noshow
Leverkusen really rinsed them

>>151885477
My boy Tschabbi can fix him for sure

what an awful game. i can't believe they charge people money for it.

>>151885984
What happened to him?

>>151886037
Never rated him btw

>>151886043
dressing room is on Salah's side
Pool probably isn't what he was expecting from an EPL winning side either
klassisch verwechselt

More like Rhein-Schnarch-Derby

>>151886226
not just this game
we need the autum international break

>>151886100
Game has had crazy xThreat tho

Grim

151886448
You're a crazy xThreat for women

Mainz plays rather Lee as the spitze than the fraud wiper

>>151886448
truly remarkable. thx for pointing it out

>>151877173
rtl only shows one game the other is on +

>>151887168
>>151877173
also i'm not paying for hd+ to watch their shit in HD with ads

>„Ich war zuhause. Ich gehe nicht gerne an fremde Nummern ran. Dann hat er mich kontaktiert mit: ‚Hi, Julian Nagelsmann hier, ich bitte um Rückruf.‘ Dann habe ich das direkt meinem Bruder gezeigt und wusste: Da bin ich wohl dabei“, sagte der Angreifer gegenüber Sky.
De Said

>>151887255
ey malla got pocketed by fucking scally bro

bit of a spermaschlürfer this one, ngl

>>151886834
>39 touches in the whole match

Bos mad

RITSUUUUUUU

no way this counts

de Litsu heard me

We have reached the desired 3gpg today btw

yet another wirtz no show

>>151888315
>we

>>151888391
The royal we

>>151888366
kick his ass for me when you see him

>>151885984
That scene is an absolutely horrendous performance, that every single poster in this thread would have performed better in, but is that all that happened that day?
I mean, I'm left wondering why there is no super-cut of his blunders.

>dat Jonny B - Danny Da C hug
really cute couple. they fit

>>151885984
I worry for the WC quali games man, Wirtz has been shit since the Nations League qualis

>>151888508
Kek.

>Hollerchad pwns brewomen and scores vs a European giant
>Lemperchad winner vs bvllz
>2 Woltebitch no Shows and in a relegation battle
>2 Asswiper no Shows
>tigginator /a/ssist for the win and spitzenreiter
>HSV wins 1:1
bad couple of days for the bremtard huh

obsessed & rent free

calm down G, Woltebitch has time to shine against the mighty luxemburg this week

GuMo

>>151900449
grim

>post GuMo in the early morning so others think you aren‘t jobless and a social outcast
>go to sleep
truly mental illness on another level

>>151901270
you underestimated me and Chadbach

>don rollo is a hivtranny sock puppet account
Should have known