Thread 151860764

>>151860764 (OP)
What is this body type called?

>>151860764 (OP)
Slug ‘em

>>151860764 (OP)
>What is this body type called?
What do you mean?

>>151860795
A Reckerian Ass

>>151861001
>A Reckerian Ass
?

'stros

'stros

post in this one fuck the decoy thread

>>151860795
nice ass

they spammed gura
>she got revealed as in sweden with her bf
https://archive.is/70IYT

they spammed the japdog
>something terrible happened to her family
KEK the dodgers and /mlb/ jinxed the fuck out of hololive and /vt/
they truly made a Faustian bargain to burn the vtumors for a second world series

>>151861408
>nice ass
For a man?

doyers

>>151861905
Cute pup.

>>151861905
no dogs allowed kys

>>151860807
The Goat

Doyers!!
https://youtu.be/Tt9iE9v66oE

doyers

>>151860807
>blowfarts
Damn how he has fallen

>>151861977
Now rid yourself of sexual thoughts

1. Sign Bichette to play 3B
2. Trade diddy ah Shaw and Owen Caissie for Joe “BWC” Ryan
3. Sign 8 different retard scrubs for the bullpen
4. Win World Seriess

Game 7 concluded a week ago

doyers

>>151872981
>sign in mexican
you can't make this shit up

rockies

>dodgers players got ass tattoos after winning the WS
That’s pretty fucking gay as a neutral

>>151873003
Everywhere in the southwest has English and Spanish signs

>>151873021
Ermmmmm source???

>>151872995
I changed my mind, I don’t watch Bichette. I’ll take Bregman instead!

>>151873034
https://parade.com/news/why-a-dodgers-player-got-a-cheeky-nintendo-character-tattoo-after-winning-the-world-series

>>151873050
What about ryback?

>>151873021
tattoos are for fags and women
men get branded

>>151873021
>>151873034
only yates. it's kirby tattoo. i posted this days ago and people probably thought i was lying

they spammed gura
>she got revealed as in sweden with her bf
https://archive.is/70IYT

they spammed the japdog
>something terrible happened to her family
KEK the dodgers and /mlb/ jinxed the fuck out of hololive and /vt/
they truly made a Faustian bargain to burn the vtumors for a second world series.

and hello dumb /vt/niggers from /#/ reading this who think this is hating on krone when it's strictly aimed at the niggers like you who spammed her

>>151873090
wat

>>151873097
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/text/4plebs/

>>151873101
?

doyers

>>151873078
>>151873054
>Dave Roberts, Kiké, and Will Smith went on Jimmy Kimmel after the win
Erm… magachudsissies our response??

>>151873097
>>151873109
Zuttkaner barking into the wind

>>151873134
run on back to /#/ nigger

>>151873134
he do be like that kek

>>151873141
Bark bark!

zuttydoo 'em!

Why would anyone be so retarded as to waste their time and money on such a pitiful, trash fire franchise?

kek

>>151873120
>our response
you're gay!

diddy ahh royals

>>151873134
>>151873151
>>151873152
He knows more about vt than 99% of mlb now KEK

>>151873189
kekini!

>>151873189
keith poster is on the case kek

>>151873090
i only do im@s

DAAAAAAA BLOWGAYS LOSE

>>151873189
Yeah. Hes literally Barneyfag 2.0

>>151873180
Everyone is doubting him ever since it came out he gets smoked by 91mph

>>151873211
errmm he hit a homer off rocky suckscuky

>>151873205
>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Only oldcums remember the April fools day /mlb/ x /vt/ thread

yankees need to sign murakami, I want to see what a team of 6 DHs looks like. could have been 7 if the owner wasn't a bitch about the suite for soto

I'll be studying to become an enrolled agent this off-season /mlb/

>>151873264
Don’t hurt your bussy

My diaper smells like shit because I keep farting into it LOL

>>151873333
based

>>151873340
2pu...

>>151873340
Let's go Padres!

poodrepacos shitting kek

>>151873393
go cubyals!

Joe Davis was on Chicago radio this week he’s really likable. Went to a small private school in Wisconsin for college and his first job in broadcasting was for a minor league baseball team in the Chicago suburbs

>>151873406
did he talk about his ears?

>>151873413
> 151873406 (You) #
did he talk about his ears?
No but he said he never went pee during game three

>>151873406
he's disarmingly likable

>>151873424
I remember game three, I took some good pisses during that game. Some of my best work in fact.

who else was baked all of game 3

>>151873444
I never pissed more during a game in my life
maybe game 2017 WS game 5
I think I had 12 drinks during that one

>>151873424
doesn't sound feasible

>>151873453
Smokin da dab pen and watching kino baseball with the /mlb/ crew. Opening day when?

>>151873211
Japs want him to go to the angels

>>151873453
I was baked. Like “Fuck a guy” baked

>>151873506
Do you actually post there or just like to watch them in their natural habitat?

>>151873516
braves fan btw

>>151873506
>Regret

My Doyers :)

>>151873333
Why walgreens?

>>151873632
Guggenheim?

>>151873639
ANIME AND VIDYA!!!!

>>151873642
Have you seen the latest addition to the Guggenheim?

who is the chopped huzz of /mlb/?

>>151873654
Bellinger

>>151873425
It actually made me like him so much. He grew up a die hard cubs fan he would watch games on WGN, he said he didn’t miss a pitch.

In college he wrote a note to Len Kasper who was the cubs play by play guy at the time and brought the letter to a cubs game hoping to give it to him. He lost the letter at a somewhat famous Taco Bell right outside Wrigley but someone found the letter and gave it to the Taco Bell owner who got in contact with Joe and mailed it to Len for him. Len emailed Joe and said he’d love to talk to him one time, and when Joe was a finalist for his first job out of college Len called the team and vouched for Joe.

Might not be interesting for everyone but I love hearing stories like that

>>151873653
No I haven’t been to New York in like three years :(

>>151873691
yay!

>>151873697
cubgers won. cane's won.

>>151873705
I'm so happy

Do you guys wonder how high school baseball has changed from when you played? I was in HS at the very beginning of the statcast era, I wonder if kids are obsessed with exit velo and LA. I wonder how the lingo has changed if at all. I hope they aren’t pussies and still dip

>>151873738
Smokeless tobacco is bad for you

>>151873797
How about tobacco less nicotine pouches? Nicotine is a nootropic mind you

>>151873738
were you before zyns?

>>151873811
I’m nootropicing!!

>>151873815
Yeah, we did tobacco pouches and long cut

>>151873832
I also remember tobacco-less pouches existing, maybe even zyn but it was before this crazy zyn boom

rockies

peebles

>>151873697
YIPPIE

I miss dullahan cubs poster and AJ.

>>151873951
it's time to let go

>>151873963
No.... NO!!!!

>>151873951
I'll never forgive houspie for ending dullahan's game threads
fuck that double nigger

>>151873991
ERG won

I hate awards season and the time around it more than any other part of the year

Which is the shittiest and why?

>>151874038
>Turner field
>AT&T park
>Safeco field
Anon…

>>151874038
White Sox is the best because it's round and simple.

>>151874038
I love looking at ball park comparisons. I wish square footage was more readily available when look at the comps, you don’t really see it listed ever

>>151874038
And I don’t know what I would consider shitty about the dimensions, there’s charm to any differences IMHOAGO

>>151874038
fucking hell, Fenway is wonkier than I thought

let's give dem cubbies a chance!!!!

kek stupid dog posters

whooped your ass good pretty boy

I druk too much. I searched /tv/ and freaked out cause there was no /mlb/

>>151874038
Why doesn't Chase Field and Comerica Park have the little path from the mound to home plate anymore.

Urk...

>>151874624
no. NO.

>>151874785
I remember reading that the Tiggies players preferred there be no path, so they got rid of it at the start of the year
not sure of specific reasons as to why they didn't like it though

>>151874624
no. NO.

Just remembered Jose Lima, anyone else?

Fuck canada

Fuck canada

Fuck Jose Lima

sexy asses...

I think Van Halen sucked

Dodgers

blue jays baseball

Clearly people are catching on to the Edwin Jackson wild card.

>>151875228
I’m not a fan either tbqh

>>151875352
>edwin jackson
>octavio dotel
>rich hill
the grid trifecta. rickey henderson and kenny lofton also good

I need to be filled~

fuck you

>>151875817
i got your cream filling right here

>>151875817
Bros the immaculate grids have become sentient…

>>151875832
kek!

gm

>>151875228
Only the David Lee Roth version.

>>151875971
How are you liking Mamdani so far?

>>151875832
Please fill my squares.

>>151861942
https://youtu.be/r7RIijr31lU

>>151876225
That was supposed to say grid #952 but I guess that's how trips work sigh

GM

>>151876265
Kek I was kinda wondering why you made a trip for this joke! Still funny.

bay?

>>151876419
bawl!

>>151876419
Naw :(

>>151876432

whew good i'm glad i checked

>>151876324
kekini motors?

Gaw!!! Gr!!!

>>151876440
>>151876454
Only 15 weeks and 5 days til the World Baseball Classic starts! Lock in!

>>151876607

thinking about that usa mexico game in march. but i'm not sure if i'd rather go to a knockout stage game

dodgers are saving baseball and people are trying to prevent that

>>151876835
>people are trying to prevent that
such as?

kek seeth ya bitch!

We all HATE THE DODGERS AND THE ISLAND NATION OF JAPAN!!

this is the best edit ive seen from this ws

how many stadiums have you guys got your ass fucked in? just busch for me, in the legendary section 69 mens room

>>151877278

do minor league parks count?

gm mariners nation
>>151875971
gm

>>151876607
>>151876655
I wish they were playing in Arizona again but all the games are on the east coast.

Hrrk!

I gawtta have it...

GIVE IT TO ME!!!

>>151877353

usa pool games are in houston

Ya,Ya,Ya,Yankees? Someone advise her to wear a Dodgers cap.
That would double her views and subscribers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0CwpTmSzzk&t=7s

Welcome to Milwaukee, Munetaka!

Ohtani but with big fat tits

Vladimir Ilyich Guerreronov, savior of the proletariat

>>151877518
Yeah, like I said, they're all on the east coast.

Blake Snell after 849 days of mewing

The Dodgers not only signed the first black guy with Jackie Robinson, they also signed the first escapee from a hippie murder cult with Tyler Glasnow

Yamamamamomoto

>>151877687
lel

boysballs

>>151877687
>escapee
that's what he wants you to believe

>>151876167
Don't care for him. DUDE FREE MTA LMAO
Miguel Cairo.

Mookie Betts the kinda nigga to go 0-34 in a batting cage lol

We are over 2/5ths of the way to nu...
tho.

The Canadian audience was also very excited, so it turned out well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vVmhlmPywI

>>151878008
he needs to ditch the vegan diet

>>151878453
>>151877557
you will never be japanese private paco

*becomes japanese*

Sugoi!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNhi_NnO16j/?igsh=MnpweGtlc3czazhr

>>151877969
Mandani ownz yer Yankee azz

>>151878830
>*becomes japanese*
Is he turning Japanese?

>>151879066
I don’t really think so

Anyone else watching yt for fan reaction kino? Also, Canada really is full of jeets.
https://youtu.be/7vVmhlmPywI

Did anyone ever figure out why PCA hit 25 home runs before the all star break and only 6 after it?

Primate Chimp Ape

>>151879588
And there it is.

>>151877630
>dr thunder

>>151879588
coward

Which one is most likely to have attended geisha school: Ohtani, Yamamoto, or Sasake?

>>151879947
ippei

I hope Mayor Mamdani pbuh destroys Steve Cohen and the Mets in righteous jihad inshallah

>>151879947
Muncy

>>151880002
Never gonna happen. After he and Cohen unite Israel and Palestine against the west comes the fatwa on Judge and Cole

I bet five dollars Ohtani had a cringe nickname for Justin Turner that was some slope word for Fire Samurai or some shit because there’s five gingers in Japan and they’re all in the sun tuhzoo

>>151880136
Well… did you win?

I hear that since Mayor Mamdani pbuh has taken office, the hot dogs in both Yankee stadium and whatever shithole the Mets play in will be replaced with kebabs and falafel

>>151880262
Of course I won, danger is my middle name

>>151880289
they could import crickets from seattle

>>151880386
absolutely haram

>>151880000
No matter what gender he looks middle aged

>>151880136
>"the sun tuhzoo"
>look up reference I don't get
>it's the sopranos once again
really got to watch this show at some point

How many outs into Ohtani’s middle aged jap looks like a lesbian phase?

>>151880543
uh i think you mean they?

>>151880596
get it together anon

>>151880596

you really do

If any of these bayball players were actually fast they’d run like tom cruise

>>151880596
anon never had an arc
>where’s my arc he asks?
>he demands!

>>151880596
>he’s a stunad of the first magnitude

>>151880596
It's okay. I watched it 16 years ago and don't remember anything but the ending being in a diner.

>>151880596
I dead ass don't remember anything other than I watched the entire series got to the last episode and went
>This semen slurping series aint for me.

>>151881286
I went to Holsten's last year and it was bretty gud. I had a taylor ham and egg sandwich and got some chocolate and a t-shirt on my way out.

Waiting for Craig stammen promise land on tomorrow. Why do we need Edwin Diaz? We need Starters and Slug. Dum dum preller.

>>151878213
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>151874125
Only one of those is gone though.

>>151881447
BLUE JAYS

Fuck canada

lmao decoy posters

>>151881913
Hes a cool dog

>>151881913
are based

>>151882009
he'd be cooler if he was a corpse

>world series hero Miguel Rojas is a 36 year-old reddit manchild
fucking BASED, he's literally me

>>151882072
What is fucking wrong with you?

>>151881913
are cringe

>>151877969
>Yankees AI slopper is a rightoid retard
color me shocked

>>151882080
>Naruto
Thinking based???

>>151882080
It feels like most players are like this since traveling and playing takes up so much of their time

>>151882199
he lives in fucking staten island lmao

>>151882243
Those guys sound like retards lmao.

autistic poodrepaco kek

Lets take it easy on them poodres

good morning

>>151882524
quit chewing your nails dog

mariners

>>151882108
>Bean Bandit

>>151861905
I’m awake, I’m awake, little ass hole, give me a minute and I’ll let you go shit.

>>151882199
>>151882243
By allah, the infidels will be brought to heel

Okay so if the Red Sox can build a giant wall in the outfield and the Rockies can play in the moons atmosphere why can’t a potential New Orleans team play with a flooded estuary of an infield? I think a nice braided stream coursing gracefully into shallow right would be great

>>151882696
seething kek

>>151882719
aw. mommy let you have a little extra computer time today?

>>151883067
meant for >>151882109

What kind of person wears red socks anyway? Redcoats and pimps that’s who, neither are appropriate mascots

There are more tigers in California than Michigan so of course that fraud bisexual state filled with Ohio complex You Pees and Mitts named a team after them.

Ah yes, the Twins, named after the two N’s in Minnesota. Bravo

The Mariners are the Andy Bernard of baseball

>>151882199
One of many examples of how AI has become a fantastic litmus test to figure out who's an actual thinking, conscious person and who's just responding to shapes and colors in front of them like a flatworm with primitive eyespots that detect light. The dumbest people imaginable are sitting in front of their computers all day asking it to generate slop for them.

>no baseball
>my football team isn't playing today
>my nba and nhl teams aren't playing today
>my football bets are losing
bad day :(

Korean media is dogshit. It feels like HSK returned just to get crapped on.

>>151884331
>bets
found your problem

>>151882108
>>151882235
>>151882444
>>151882524
>>151882573
based RC

>>151884331
>being a betfag

>>151884479
yeah, they should be winning

>>151884638
bro those buildings in vegas are tall for a reason

BREAKING: Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in Brooklyn on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz was arrested in Boston earlier today. Clase is not currently in custody.
>t. Peff

WUH OH

>>151884710
>>151884737
Peff Jassan

>>151884710
>>151884737
>Clase is not currently in custody
Please give us a kino car chase

[Passan] BREAKING: Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in Brooklyn on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz was arrested in Boston earlier today. Clase is not currently in custody.

>rigging two pitches a month for 13 grand
THAT'S BARELY WHAT THE BLACK SOX GOT

FIVE
THOUSAND
UNITED
STATES
AMERICAN
DOLLARS

>>151884925
Maybe we gotta grade Dominican intelligence on a curve lmao.

rip, those niggas are banned for life. shame, because Clase was an amazing reliever.

>>151884909

> betrayed America's pastime

now that's a trip if i've ever seen one

>>151884331
Imagine being addicted to giving Dave Portnoy money lmao

>>151884925
Has the betting app meme shit really gotten so far in the weeds that you can bet on individual pitches?

>>151884925
>Peff Jassan
Announce Bo's contract nou

>>151884925
>$5,000
LMAO. The bettors scammed them.

>>151885214
and
>Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz face up to 65 years in prison if convicted on all charges, according to the Eastern District of New York, which outlined the case against Clase and Ortiz after indicting them on fraud, conspiracy and bribery charges.

>>151885245

man some of those places let you bet on INSANE shit

>>151885245
Have they reported that the bets were placed on an app or were independent bookies involved?

LMAO THEY ARE DEEP FRIED.

>>151885343
oh damn

MLB itself invested in DraftKings in 2013 btw

bro this shit is crazy AHAHAHAAHHA. I bet it was Pages who swung at it.

>>151885400
lmao those are blatant holy shit they're fucked

Guardians should sign Robert Suarez. Maybe they can revive him.

>they were throwing games for two years
KEK

From Guardian to perpetrator in two pitches lol

>>151885421
>CLASE responded to Bettor-1 with a .gif of a sad puppy dog face

>>151885400
of course pages swung at one of them

>>151885400
>the only swing is from pages
fucking lel

>>151885524
I would post it's so over gifs if I was Clase. Honestly that's something I would do haha

This never would have happened if chief Wahoo was still around

Today is the eBaseball World Championship https://www.youtube.com/live/MpGffycoYPI?si=tz-8W8B4GbaP3GwD

>leads league in DRS
>wins Fielding Bible award
>doesn't win an AL Gold Glove award
huh?

>>151884710
>>151884737
>>151884820
>>151884925
>>151884925
every pitcher does this. why are they only going after players of Color?

>>151885868
>every pitcher does this
source?

>>151885421
It was, fucking kek. I've hated the guy for months but between mowing down Kike for that catch and now helping to uncover a match fixing/gambling scheme by virtue of his swinging at absolute garbage that bounced 10 feet before the plate, he's growing on me a bit

>>151885421
lmaoooooooooooooo someone needs to find the toilet paper gif

Clase was 1 year away from free agency, was already making 4,500,000/yr, and he decided to still throw games for less than 20K? HOLY FUCK. These dominicans are more retarded than i thought KEK

clase more like class a felony lmao

>>151886046

kek

>>151885214
>>151885285
This scheme earned them $185 for every year they'll spend in prison lmao

so they had to be mixed up in some shadier shit that gave somebody power over them, right? they can't both be that fucking stupid
maybe a family member owed the wrong person money?

emmanuel clase YOU are a karachi monarch

>>151885951
Fuck canada

>>151885976
It's truly amazing how dumb all the athletes are that do it. Just fucking try to circumvent the gift tax instead and give them the money rather than put your career, 100+ mil earning potential and freedom on the line by coming up with schemes to rape betting sites
Though honestly as dumb as it all is those apps should NOT have such miniscule details be bettable because of how easily they could be exploited if someone involved wanted to. Or just offer them with a 1/5 dollar limit or some shit

>>151884925
my expos would never

>>151885868
senor !!!!!

>>151886046
keko

>>151885421
>>151885590
Lmao based retard Pages

>>151886669
lel

Yeah. I think the China lotte Marines are winning it all this year/next year.

>>151885421
Haha ok I forgive Pages now

>>151882573
>>151882524
>>151882444
>>151882235
>>151882108
what book is this?

Pujols
Pages

>>151885421
Of course

>>151885976
wonder if there was some aspect of blackmail to it

>bet millions upon millions upon millions, lose and make betting overlords extremely happy
>how would you like to be the face of our sport?
>bet a few thou and win
>banned for life, deported

The Mets are going to win it next year.

>>151886046
That seven grand goes a long way for Dominicucks.

>>151881447
kino view

>>151887665
no, it's only correct on odd years.

Why couldn't Clase and Ortiz blame their translators? It's already worked once.

>>151888653
it wouldn't work cause he's a literal nobody

Literal who's

>>151888207
I would be grabbing that
Good piece of memorabilia

>>151889012
cursed object

>Clase threw away a hundred million dollars to win a few grand betting against himself
Most retarded MLB player in history?

>>151885421
And you are right, it was him. Imagine losing a bet that you determined because Andy Pages is a retard who swings at everything
https://x.com/bymichaelrosen/status/1987594510634016929

>>151889836
julio urias' decision to smack his wife in public on his last year under team control before free agency, and potential 9 figure deal signing, comes to mind.

>>151889836
that'd still be wander franco

>>151885590
I love Pages even more now

>>151887665
>implying

WAHAHAHAHAHA THANKS ANDY P

Always at the scene of the crime

dodgers hate gamblers. that's why they protect ohtani from them!

i honestly believe shohei ohtani was a virgin before he met mamiko

>>151891142
Competitive pitch.

>>151891418
he swung at it it's competitive

those doggie doos....

So, I hear the Dodgers cheated during the world series.

>>151891607
you heard right

>>151891607

About as much as the Jays

>>151891601
what do those doggies do

>>151891607
THEY PLAYED WITH TOO MUCH SOUL AND SPIRIT

>>151891813

Truly the underdog team.

>>151891607
Yeah they did this thing called not choking.

>>151891142
>trying to rig the game but pages is so shit you cant

>>151891607
Decoy was relaying signs, we've already been over this

If the pitcher can balk the runner over to third, then the runner should be allowed to steal second from third.

>>151891889
don't give manfred any ideas

>>151873406
he looks like he didnt develop properly in the womb

Why should the pitcher get to decide what base the runner is on? Fuck him, if he didn’t wanna a runner on second then he shouldn’t have allowed one on base.

>>151891889
like stealing third from second but in reverse?

>>151891957
Yeah exactly to put pressure on the pitcher.

personally, i think when a batter draws a walk, the ump should decide what base he thinks the runner deserves to be on

>>151891142
>alright, im going to throw it in the dirt for an easy $5k
>*pages swings*

I think that if the pitcher intentionally walks a batter, then the umpire should put a big yellow mark on the pitchers hat to mark him as a coward.

they should switch dugouts every inning

>>151891974
wait what if it was rock-paper-scissors instead? pitcher vs. walked batter, however many wins the batter gets is how many extra bases he gets

>>151891972
based mind games

i think umps should be allowed to swing every so often

I think dugout is a dangerously sexualized term for a kids game. Should call em bench holes.

>>151892053
i like this idea. we can have a fan vote once per game to see who in each hole has the most glory

i think i should be allowed in the blue jays dugout

>intentionally throw into the dirt TWICE
>Pages swings and grounds out

I’m going to Taco Bell you guys want anything?

>>151892191
two grilled chicken soft tacos supreme and a steak quesadilla. grab a couple hot sauces and a baja blast no ice thanks

>>151892191
2 crispy cantina chicken tacos and a large order of nacho fries, please

>>151892191
cheesy gordita crunch and 2 tacos

>>151892191

2 cheesy bean and rice

>>151892191
stop by the colonel's and get me a bucket

>>151892323
there are plenty of combination kfc taco bells in the states

>>151892323
Cane's

>>151892191
7 layer burrito, cheesy fiesta potatoes, 2 crispy chicken soft tacos, and 2 chicken supreme chalupas - and verde if they got it

itt

>>151891862
kys

>Betdians
>gambledians
>threwdians

>>151892323
sorry bro KFC is unacceptable

lmao decoy posters

>>151892191
can i get two doritos locos taco supreme(one nacho, one cool ranch if they have it), a cantina chicken crispy taco, and a couple diablo packets for my doritos tacos

Some of you folks need to recognize some portion control.

imagine being a dog simp kek

>>151892530
i'm just trying to get big and strong like my hero alejandro kirk

Fuck canada

>>151892530
not like taco bell tacos are that high in calories

>>151892530
control this portion

>>151892191
just get me some of those cinnamon twists pls

How do they even prove those Mexicans threw balls on purpose? Maybe they just suck at throwing

>>151892703
probably the text messages that were referenced earlier in the thread

>>151892703
twitter users were already compiling every single time Clase's first pitch was a ball and it was like a 5 minute video just for the first pitch.

>>151892741
That doesn’t prove anything

>>151892757
get off the internet, emmanuel. the feds are on your case dog

>>151892782
Just because I tell a bookie that I’d throw a ball doesn’t mean I threw a ball because the bookie asked me too. Maybe the ump is blind you ever hear of that!

>>151892703
Read the indictment retard

>>151892805
shhh shhhh just say i noa speaka ingles

why does decoy make people seethe

My cat only eats soft tacos because the hard shells are too tough for his tiny teeth

>>151892856
bro don't give your cat fast food what the fuck

I mean cmon throwing balls isn’t illegal they got nothing

>>151892875
listen I asked if anybody wanted Taco Bell and he said yes so what am I supposed to do? He’s older than me in cat years and I’m not about to disrespect my elders

Pages had the only one that looked like a competitive pitch

Why wouldn’t the bookies just bribe the ump if they wanted balls called

>>151892927
ump chads would strangle a bookie with their bare calloused hands

>>151892927
umps ARE the bookies, don't you see?

>>151892914
>t. Pages

>>151892927
way easier to get to third worlders via the black economy from those countries. didn't you see how easy it was for some street rat to get to Big Papi?

/mlb/ should buy it

>>151892995
only a jew could be that much of an asshole lol

>>151892967
fucking lol

Say what you will about Pages, but he has more World Series rings than every single mariners player that ever lived lol

>>151893050
no, randy johnson has a ring

>>151893091
Pages has two rings.

>>151893106
only one legitimate one

the dodgers became just as bad if not worse than "COUNT 'EM 27 RANGZ" yankees fans in a span of a year, and they still have less than half the amount of rings as the yankees

>>151893091
not a shitpost but a legit question because I don't remember. whose cap did he wear to the HoF?

>>151892856
kek cats are pathetic

>>151893130
dbacks

>>151893128
Muh rangs thoughever.

>>151893160
looking at his bref page now

Seattle 39 bWar in 10 seasons
Arizona 52.6 bWar in 8 seasons

I think of him more as a Mariner and even an Expo, even tho he was only there 2 years, than as a Diamondback.

>>151893271
>war
yeah go ahead and stop posting buddy

>>151893327
it's handy when you don't want to big think about stuff and you're full of shit if you're trying to imply you never use it for anything.

But seriously though real talk how is it even possible for a group of professionals to fail doing their jobs for like sixth years? Not even one World Series game appearance? Lmao

Fuck canada

The only meaningful stat in baseball is RISP

Fuck canada

>>151893394
i'm not trying to imply anything. war isn't even an actual measurement of anything, it's calculated different ways by different publications

War is the logical extension of politics

>>151893050
Actually, he has the same number of rings as Mariners legend Rickey Henderson.

sexy ohtani about to win his fourth MVP.

>>151893511
you implied it has no merit. whatever. I'm doing other shit right now. I'll indulge you in a back-and-forth standstill some other time.

>mariners legend Rickie Henderson
lmao

>>151893601
>sure, the same guy can have 1.2 or 5.3 war for the same season depending on which calculation you use but it's like TOTALLY important!!111!!
retard

Calculating WAR is like counting the bodies at Auschwitz ffs

>>151893666
kek. tempting but I am doing some shit I have to get done.

Imagine taking war seriously.
>b-but muh coors effect
>b-but muh defense

>>151893700
>No clearly established formula exists for WAR. Sources that provide the statistic calculate it differently.
lmfao even wikipedia says it's horseshit

>>151893271
even not counting the meme stat, he won most of his awards and a world series as a snek, so that's likely why he went in. it's why there are marlins fans arguing that stanton should go in as a fish even though he'll probably pick yankees despite the fish being where he got his MVP, silver sluggers and basically every All Star nod as

WAR proponents BTFO

>>151893800
hippies win, Charlie Manson vindicated again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hvEAU8fPCY

>2024
>ohtani pitching injured

>2025
>Ohtani building up his pitching

>2026
>ohtani fully healed and 100%

oh no...

Will Ohtani go super saiyan in 2027?

>>151893828
>ohtani opening day starter when he gives up a grand slam to some no name midwestern white dude

>>151893828
how did the 2 best japanese players team up and become an unbeatable dynasty? what happened to toids?

>>151893853
>Will Ohtani go super saiyan in 2027?
Who is the prince of all Saiyans?

Why didn’t the blue jays sign Ohtani? Are they stupid?

>>151893965
>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>151893828
>2024
>Yamamoto adjusting to the culture and league

>2025
>Yamamoto 100%
>roki sasaki adjusting to the league

>2026
>ohtani, Yamamoto, and roki sasaki will be 100%

oh no...

>>151893992
>BLOW GAYS

Q. 1. Your personality: Appropriate (lol)?
Q. 2. Hobbies: Eating delicious food, seeing beautiful scenery.
Q. 3. Favorite Food: Firm pudding, hamburger.
Q. 4. Favorite Athlete: James O'Connor (rugby).
Q. 5. Favorite Male Type: Gory macho.
Q. 6. Favorite Color: Purple.
Q. 7. Favorite Animal: Quacker Wallaby.
Q. 8. Favorite Words and mottos: You only live once!
Q. 9: People I respect
Brother
Q. 10: My boom
Saving posts of delicious food and stunning views from Instagram
Q. 11: What do you collect?
Temple stamps
Q. 12: What are you most proud of?
My brother (Shinichi) is a rugby player!
Q. 13: Future dreams

>>151894384
an extremely normal wife. thank god, most of these athletes date women who are shopping for rich husbands.

>>151894384
>Quacker Wallaby
Fucking hipsters

>firm pudding is her favorite food
eh heh me too baby

Does Ohtanis wife pass the cake test?

>>151894384
>favorite athlete is a white guy
Ohtani stands no chance...

If meadow soprano played ball, she’d be a fielder

>>151894946
ohtani vanquished the timmies

>>151894983
but they got back at him while he's been busy travelling with the dodgers

>>151894384
uhm, i'm afraid i'm going to need her height and blood type before i decide if she's a suitable match for ohtani

>>151894983
>timmies
>tim hortons
O CAN'T WIN NADA

rockies

Ohtun.

Pup pics please.

Nu...tho.
>>151895110
>>151895110
>>151895110
>>151895110

new
>>151895321

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