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'stros

>>151860820 (OP)
'lot

>>151860820 (OP)
Sovl

Based 'coy big leaguing those chumps

He really is the First Dog of Bay Baw

Mariners!

>>151860820 (OP)
'stros

doyers

*enters thread*

>>151860975
I love how this stupid dog triggers one autistic poodrepaco lol

kek...KEK!!!

If Recker played for the Yankees what would his John Sterling home run call have been?

>>151860975
big dawgs gotta eat!

Dodgers

>>151861147
I read the mariners 'dog dog died :(

>>151861206
Yeah he was pretty old.

>>151861100
Based 'coy make em seethe

>>151861067
Jasy...JASY!!!

>>151860578
>>151860681
>was a ball girl from age 24-29
i do thorough research before saving pictures to my desktop buddy

>>151860820 (OP)
faggot genny OP kys

Dodgers

>>151861269
no...NO!!!

Any Edwin Diaz contract past 3 years will instantly be a regrettable deal by whoever signs him

the real general is here. fuck this one
>>151860764
>>151860764
>>151860764

>>151861374
you're welcome to go post there but we're all in here

>>151861374
I would rape, murder, and die for my Wolds 'Eries champ decoy.

>>151861409
>>151861414
shut the fuck and kys

real thread here
>>151860764
>>151860764
>>151860764

>>151861287
>>151861374
oh he mad KEK

>>151861449
seething poodrepaco KEK KEK KEK

>>151861449
Decoy owns ya

Decoy posters won

>>151861449
Have you thanked YOUR world series champion Decoy today?

they spammed gura
>she got revealed as in sweden with her bf
https://archive.is/70IYT

they spammed the japdog
>something terrible happened to her family
KEK the dodgers and /mlb/ jinxed the fuck out of hololive and /vt/
they truly made a Faustian bargain to burn the vtumors for a second world series.

>>151861461
>>151861492
>>151861495
kys doyer furry faggot

real thread here
>>151860764
>>151860764

Decoy rings - 2
Poodres rings - 0

Mets fans: "OMG WE FUCKING SUCK, WE MISSED THE PLAYOFFS AND GET RID OF THIS ENTIRE STAFF AND FUCK DAVID STEARNS"

Also this retarded ass fanbase: "WTF WE LOST A FIRST BASE COACH AND OUR SHITTY PITCHING COACH TO THE BRAVES, FUCK YOU DAVID STEARNS"

Dodgers

>>151861269
>feminonian
?

>>151861516
no they didn't
>>151861524
will thank it by throwing it the woodchipper
>>151861538
no one cares kys

real thread here
>>151860764
>>151860764

cool thread OP thanks

>>151861067
hey ernie
still luv ya BUD

>>151861544
The first base coach did a great job tho stupid animekun. Mets were the best base stealing team in mlb last year. Meanwhile stearns meme rotation was a colossal failure and all the big names he brought into the ‘pen got injured by June.

>>151861533
>>151861552
I don't know what this means, is this what japs post before coming to mlb?

>>151861644
unfortunate moment for a solid player

>Decoy seether is a Recker fag
kek

>>151861649
a lot of those niggers who spammed tranime were cucked paypigs for years

>>151861544
Also Stearns deadline acquisitions were all terrible too outside of Tyler Rogers.

I swear every thread is three fags baiting each other

>>151861538
kek, remember when the MLB put Decoy on the graphic for the NLWC, but didn't put the MVP Tommy Tanks on it?

>>151861792
he missed a lot of time in the regular season. Yoshi should be there instead of Teo, but I guess you want the whole spectrum of the rainbow repped.

>>151861633
based decoy causing autistic kys poster to have a melty KEK

>>151861461
based decoy fuckin on 'em!

Decoy has a wikipedia page
Poodres assisstant coach Stroud doesn't

>Hot girls and cute dogs
Doyers are the best

>>151862003
this fact makes autistic poodrepaco seethe lol

Dodgers

you can tell doyer antis are brown because they hate dogs kek

Ya gotta give it to me....ngh?!!!

>>151862130
go braves!

>>151862078
Decoy has a visa for the united states
Poodres fans fear every knock on the door is ICE

>>151862103
Everyone is saying this

poodres kek

holy shit decoy posters won

wake me up when the stove warms up

Phillies’ Bryce Harper Allegedly Threatened to ‘End Up In a Ditch’ by MLB Deputy
https://www.newsweek.com/sports/mlb/phillies-bryce-harper-allegedly-threatened-to-end-up-in-a-ditch-by-mlb-deputy-agent-11015500

>>151862195
no...NO!!!

good morning /mlb/ x

they spammed gura
>she got revealed as in sweden with her bf
https://archive.is/70IYT

they spammed the japdog
>something terrible happened to her family
KEK the dodgers and /mlb/ jinxed the fuck out of hololive and /vt/
they truly made a Faustian bargain to burn the vtumors for a second world series.

not wasting my time with you decoy shitters today. I got better things to do lol

decoy posters won

>>151862395
mow my lawn paco

>>151862395
sure you do kek you lost

>>151862692
but I do sorry that I am not a loser you fucking loser lmao

Dodgers

>>151862767
I thought you had better things to do kek
still here, still losing, still malding

>>151862767
>>151862858
lol

That BWCubbie feel

>>151862103
28% face

>>151862003
>>151862000
>>151861937
>>151861792
>>151861838
>>151861660
>>151862103

Check these out :
>>151859028
>>151859128

>>151862103
>antis
thoughts on gura cucking you for years?

>>151863042
Mexicans are honorary whites so they can be included with whites, Indians cannot.

>>151862103
>>151859028
>>151859128

poodrepacos seething kek

>>151863070
No. Only white people are white. Mexicans and Jeets are not white. Get that through your teeny tiny little brown paco skull

>>151863070
Literally the only people who would ever say this are spics themselves

>>151863070
The most obvious paco post I’ve ever seen lol.

>>151863070
kek doyerpacos

I've never seen someone so utterly btfo by a dog before kek autistic poodrepaco

What the actual fuck is this thread lmao

>>151862103
You can tell “Doyer” fans are brown because they’re literally all brown

doyerpacos seething kek

Why would a white person say Doyer

Kill decoy. Behead decoy. Roundhouse kick decoy into the concrete. Slam dunk decoy into the trashcan. Crucify filthy decoy. Defecate in decoy’s food. Stir fry decoy in a wok. Launch decoy into the sun. Toss decoy into active volcanoes. Twist decoy head off. Feed decoy to piranhas. Curbstomp decoy. Judo throw decoy into a wood chipper. Karate chop decoy in half. Pee in decoy’s gas tank. Crush decoy in a trash compactor. Trap decoy in quicksand. Liquefy decoy in a vat of acid. Eat decoy. Dissect decoy. Exterminate decoy in the gas chamber. Stomp decoy skull with steel toed boots. Cremate decoy in the oven. Lobotomize decoy. Mandatory abortions for decoy female relatives. Grind decoy fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown decoy in goulash grease. Vaporize decoy with a ray gun. Kick old decoy down the stairs. Feed decoy to alligators. Slice decoy with a katana. Strap decoy to an artillery shell. Use decoy as tank lubricant. Strangle a decoy. Draft a decoy. Rape decoy. Throw decoy into the sun. Human centipede decoy for energy. Report decoy to the IRS. Van decoy. Drop decoy down a volcano. Defecate in decoy's nostrils. Give decoy a permanent pink eye. Physically invert decoy. Point an ebay certified for home use laser in decoy's eyes. Condemn decoy to a tranny prison. Castrate decoy. Remove decoy's limbs. Lobotomize decoy. Ask decoy for directions and sucker punch him. Squeeze decoy's balls with a vice grip. Feed decoy to a rottweiler. Gift a decoy a shitbull rescue. Feed decoy to bulls. Steam fry decoy. Leave decoy inside a washing machine on highest heat. Not in minecraft decoy. Expel decoy to india. Tumble dry decoy. Cut off decoy nipples. Keep decoy in petting zoos. Make decoy blind and deaf. Use decoy to clear minefields.

>>151863285
Holy based

>>151863285
Based

>>151863225
stupid dog poster kys kek

>>151863285
absolutely based

said he has better things to do but HE'S STILL HERE KEK KEK KEK

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762635772681941.mp4
Based Dodgerchad

This girl plays the game the right way. She plays with more energy, more awareness, more enthusiasm, and more desire than 99% of players in MLB right now. Give me three who play like her and I will win a championship this season.

>>151863475
wtf how did she make that shockwave with her bunt?

>>151863225
Cute dogs and hot girls. Other franchise cannot consistently post either of them

>>151863444
Based honorary white Aryan Doyer chad

>>151863225
Doggers

>>151863475
MLB guys are getting paid millions, why should they be tryhards like that?

>>151863444
HAHAHAHAHAH

>>151863535
Hellbent

>>151863522
dubs of truth

that funky muncy

When leafs think Max Muncy is leaving Los Angeles

rockies

rockies

Suck

Will Rockies ever be good? No decent pitcher wants to ruin their stats playing in that elevation.

rockies

>>151863799
non-retards know the context of things

skin color check

https://aphyr.com/posts/397-i-want-you-to-understand-chicago

gonna be a lot less chicano cubes fans on the general next year kek
ICE cleaning up

Tell me about the yellow-skinned 'toids in baseball?

>>151863906
Y and S last year

expos pour moi

>>151863799
kris bryant will make them a wild card team

>>151862234
The only sane birdfag.

>>151863799
Not anytime soon

>>151863799
They have an owner that doesn't care about baseball. As long as they have decent attendance because Coors Field remains the most popular outdoor bar in downtown Denver, he'll never sell either.

>>151863941
Tabarnak

>>151863906
They're flexible

>>151864202
actually quite impressive, good core strength

>>151863941
Many are saying this

Dodgers

>>151864230
actually? you sure?

>>151864202
>>151863939
Are those 'toids?

>>151864258
hard to say, try me again tomorrow

>Cubs
*has BWC*
>/mlb/
*autistic screeching*

howdy

>>151864393
BWC moment!

whites lost
hispanics won
asians won

die out timmy

>>151864373
is it enough to attract the big free agents tho

>cubs
>BWC

>>151864202
https://youtu.be/2t1-BfMwtWg
Super flexible

>>151864346
hate this slop tbqhwy

Dodgers

>>151864431
Only the biggest!

>>151864505
yeah, it's not long enough

>>151864435
>going to a school that is owned and operated by the state

not even once, lads

Now that the /mlb/ mafia is threatening hits on players, will Manfred send the Yakuza after Ohtani?

Reminder, 18 year old Ohtani was already compared to legends. In hindsight, this comparison doesn't do if justice.

banger no one cares doyerpaco moment

New York didn’t invent getting assfucked on the subway but they perfected it

have you anons lost no nut november

>>151864682
No nut November is for absolute cucks who let other people tell them when they can drop a load. Pathetic

>>151864631
reminder the Dodgers did have a verbal agreement in place with him, but he was threatened with not being allowed to play in NPB ever, so he capitulated and stayed in Japan and then had to sign with analslime because the NL didn't have the dh.

Tylenol-American flyover schizos are killing baseball with their cold takes

Who or what, precisely, do the Fighters fight?

>>151864788
middle looks like my Mexican gf

Can’t have poutine without poo!

>>151860820 (OP)
Give that yellow nigger citizenship already. I love him so much.

>>151864799
human rights

>>151864799
The foo

>>151864682
I failed day 1 but gave myself a pass and failed it again later that same day

I am gonna go Ham on the Fighters Mascot

>>151864891
allah gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers, but i fear we are not the strongest soldiers

>>151864903
She's single?

>>151864903
She'll pork up as she ages.

>Leaf
Opinions discarded

>>151864920
Even in chibi form, Sasaki is ugly as shit

what to do with a 10-year-old phone with nothing wrong with it?

>>151865059
He looks a industrial course student

>>151865077
Swappa

>>151865112
I already had its replacement. wish I could find someone to give it to but even the poorest fags I know have newer shit.

>>151865151
Swappa is a site to sell phones, if you don't want to sell it then just wipe it and donate it or something idk

>>151864832
can't with japanese law

>>151864788
assimilated latinos. how is this different from pizza americans?

>>151865443
>Senor we look just like Italians

this may seem like a ad but this was a cool video https://youtu.be/ZT47VCMN88s
This is why the dodgers dominate and others don't, is all thanks to the little guys, AKA the staff, managers,etc.
And no, having high staff doesn't mean more money as shown by the graph.

>>151865476
neither of you faggots are white
sicilians are the og zutts

>>151865512
What's "zutts", precious? What's "zutts"?

Is Recker white?

>>151865616
With an ass like that, probably not

>>151865688
>With an ass like that, probably not
Explain.

>>151865728
Show, but don't tell

>>151863475
don't love the screaming at the catcher but it's a cool as fuck play

tfw Cohen is gonna go all out in the off-season just to lose in the divisional series.

>>151865799
Good.

fucking soft cunt walk on the streets

>>151865476
Is that a mexican or an italian?

>>151865483
what's wrong with the giants?

>>151861013
oh shit LOL

>>151865915
Their front office is full of DEI hires (it's San Francisco after all)

decoy posters won kek autistic poodrepaco btfo

A's opened their social media for the first time in almost 2 years

>>151865915
aids

rockies

>>151866175
Rags finished the season with Mariners legends:
Sam Haggerty
Dylan Moore
Rowdy Tellez
Dominic Solano

>>151866144
>>151866184
worst social media manager job in sports

>>151866144
>>151866184
feel bad for As fans desu, they've been put through the ringer. at least they have some ws titles in the past.

>>151861013
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKERS BACK-TO-BACK WORLD SERIES CHAMP DECOY COMING THROUGH

Your the best social media person in all of sports accounts! Keep up the great work go Cane's!

>>151866481
THAT PLACE'S CHICKEN SUCKS

>>151866669
>THAT PLACE'S CHICKEN SUCKS
This is a Cane's general.

I've never had cane's

>>151866711
NOPE

>>151866175
and its beautiful

>>151866711
popeyes/McD's/in n out genny

>>151866714
don't go there. even fans say that the chicken is below average and that the sauce makes up for it, but the sauce tastes weird and metallic

>>151866743
>the sauce makes up for it
Is it Cane's sauce?

>>151866738
1 lemon up pls

>doyer xitter shitting on Banda
lol? He was one of our most reliably relievers during the regular season.

65 IP with a 3.18 ERA. Yea his post season stats kind of sucked, but he was put in during punt games.

>>151866822
get me a recker style (2 large buns)

>>151866822
for me it's a double double with chopped raw onions, fries light well, and a diet coke

pete loves his way.

>>151866144
Lol maybe they were hoping that they made some new fans in Sacramento who would be louder, but they've completely failed to embrace Sacramento too. Homeless ass team

>>151866949
>fries light well
Only a real cunt would request this

>>151867584
Who gives a fuck

>>151867584
sometimes I order them well even

>>151866291
I miss this little shit. The show died with him.

>>151867756
There's a special place in hell for you

>>151867738
I bet you order your soda with no ice and a scooped bagel kek

i take my fries like my steak and pepes - rare. a little soak in some hot water is all that is needed.

>>151867507
worst owners in sports

gonna laugh when vegas shrugs at their vagrant asses too

>>151867887
shut up and make my fries, wagie

>>151863285
You must be a serial killer. The BAU is interested in you, so prepare yourself.
kek

Rate Miguel Rojas' funko pop collection

>>151868090
I don’t care

>>151868090
It's not complete if it doesn't have a Reker funko pop.

>>151868090
thats tuff

I like my fries on the light side of extra well. So more well than well but not quite extra well. Sort of approaching extra well.

>>151868116
wouldnt fit on the shelf

>>151867895
Nigger who cares are you watching the slop restaurant’s margins

>>151868184
kek, terrible tattoo done terribly. yikes.

>>151866291
Did you feel bad when the A's left philly?

>>151868247
they didn't even have fent back then to take their mind off of it -_-

Have any of you experienced Funko pop death?

>>151868243
All tattoos are terrible

tfw no baybaw

>>151868231
just saying it's a bit womanly to ask for "fries light well" is all

>>151868213
>wouldnt fit on the shelf
True dat.

>>151868038
what show is this from, i think i saw a commercial for it once

Me I like to ask for my fries extra medium every time I order. The waitresses always get a kick outta that one! (In case you don't get the joke, medium is in the middle of the temperature scale so you can't really get EXTRA medium. I'm a bit of a goofball I must admit).

>>151868281
no... NO!!!

>>151868300
It's womanly to care about how you're perceived by others.

Are you brown perchance? Don't answer I already know kek. Stay away from this *grabs BWC* no slurpies for you

>>151868392
based pepper jack and IPA enjoyer

>>151868466
KEK

>>151868476
listen, I'm just letting you know as a man that you can't be askin another man for no damn light well fries. might as well ask him out to dinner.

Memes aside, is a Dodgers threepeat realistic? I'm getting the vibe that their ultimate goal was a repeat and they are just gonna dick around next season.

>>151868476
BWC is a myth

What else is womanly?

>>151868586
my ass

>>151868090
>marvel
>no 'lot
0/10

>>151868385
"Criminal Minds" was a huge hit all over the world.

>>151868656
>no Prentiss
dropped

>>151868656
Nvm that’s her on the right I didn’t recognize her lol

>>151868707
Why are you screenshotting Recker?

>>151868844
They weren't even a top 15 pitching staff post all-star break.

>>151868844
dodgers and its not close

are the mets weally shopping Kodai Senga?

>>151868642
>my ass
Who are you?

>>151868928
>weally
The only places I’ve seen Senga mentioned is rumors and mock trades for Skubal. Which imo isn’t happening and would be retarded given he’d be a one year rental.

>>151868925
>its not close
But you are.

>>151868998
It's not retarded at all to get a back to back cy young winner for a year, especially if you pay him after.

>>151868579
the perception of it is real, which is all that matters

>>151861329
Botched fake ass

>>151865059
He looks like gay rapebaby of Curious George and the Man In The Yellow Hat. I don't care how well he throws, I just can't take him seriously

Funko pop death!
Funko Issues Going-Concern Warning Amid 14% Sales Drop and $241M Debt

Guys, football is on

nah, im watching bawl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKfDZHzzgyM

>>151868844
Snell
Yamamoto
Ohtani
Imai
Sasaki

>>151868844
>>151869336
What about ryback?

>>151869038
It is to trade the future for him and then expect him to take you to a World Series. The proposals I’ve seen to get him are generally idiotic. Trading McLean, Tong, and Jett Williams with Senga or Baty for one guaranteed year of a cy young pitcher seems foolish to me. Plus the better year he has the less likely he is to sign an extension long term.

>>151869046
In Spanish he's called el chango curiouso

You are now aware of the future 2026 World Series winner, the Houston Astros.

>>151868656
ah thank you

>>151869372
How do they cheat this time?

>>151869383
WOAH LAWDY

>>151868844
>Yesavage (DNP--Stage IV Skin Cancer)

>>151869038

Skubal is turning 29 this November and will be 30 next November. Giving up a haul of elite prospects for a soon to be over 30 year old pitcher is bad. Dodgers don't need to go all out with two world series rings already.

>>151869372
[X] Doubt

>>151869384
They win the same way they did in the past 2 World Series victories: by being the better team. With a healthy roster, they should make it deep

>>151869416
>Dodgers don't need to go all out with two world series rings already.
We want a threepeat

>>151869430
The asstros do take it deep, he has a point there fellas.

>>151869431
we want a back-to-back back-to-back

>>151869356
"Not a bad trade."

>>151869454
At the bat rack?

>>151869428
Truth: the Astros have the pieces needed to win the West and the AL. The Yankees don’t have a well roundedness to them, and have Boone leading them to failure.

Are we getting our "Hate watched the Dodgers for 7 games series " banner soon?

>>151869416
adding skubal to a playoff roster instantly makes you one of the favorites. if he's available at the deadline, and the dodgers have any questions in their rotation, they absolutely dump prospects for a rental. this is THE window with their core. they've been conservative enough in stockpiling talent to splurge for a possible 3-peat. they are a cash machine and can rely on grabbing free agents while they restock the farm.

>>151869533
we're getting him in the offseason and signing him to an extension

>>151869372
According to the Islamic calendar 2026 is the Gregorian year 2587. So you may be right - 2026 may be the Astros' year!

>>151861544
Have fun with Tim Lieper, metties jetties fan :)

>>151869507
After we get our "Hate Watched the Jays Bottom of the 11th" banner.

>>151869502
Manfred took your trashcans away and he should've taken your eries too. Boone will pull a Dave Roberts and fail upwards. 28 soon.

>>151869533

Their rotation is top three. Dodgers need bullpen overhaul and an OF and before any of this they are already favorites to win it all. Adding another arm in the rotation doesn't do anything.

as much as i'd like skoobs to re-sign with the kitties and get them a world series, a deadline bidding war would be fuckin kino. every contender would offering their entire farm. except the padres, because they shot their load on a reliever lmaooooooooooooo

>>151869383
dodgers won that series btw

>>151869604
Thank you for using "re-sign".

>>151869604
rent free lol

>>151869578
it's cute that you're assuming glasnow and snell will be healthy, ohtani won't be mid on the mound, and roki will be an elite starter. the only sure thing is yams.
now, will they do what they did this past season and essentially do load management on their rotation, mixing in bullpen games and throwing games wtih kike? probably. i'm just saying, everything worked out close to perfectly for them entering the playoffs this year and they STILL would have loved having fucking skubal.

>>151869502
We do have the pieces but I still have doubts with our coaching staff and medical team.

>>151869573
Dey took our first round and second round picks, along with Hinch and Luhnow. Cora was also gone, and Manfred couldn’t take away our rangs, which were won in the most fortitudinous and most impressive manner. Mayhaps Boone could eventually fumble his way to a ring and give the modern day Yankee fan something to chime about

Thus concludes another thrilling season of baseball! Did your team win this year?!

>>151869665
true, and i lowkey thought getting that big cock in the bullpen was a good gamble. better luck next year!

Ok I have changed my mind, Skubal should go to the mets so the dodgers don’t get him.

>>151869604
OPENING BID: one non-Woo starter of your choice, top draft prospect lefty ryan sloan, and seasnek legend dominic canzone?

>>151869773
no one in my country knows who those people are, deal

Honest question. Does any team have an answer to Yoshinobu Yamamoto?

>>151869737
My team didn't make it to the ploffs.

>>151869708
Paredes was a good signing and Blubaugh looks like he can be a good piece. Hunter Brown is a legit ace, and Pena was on a legit MVPish run until he got injured. Altuve can still hit and Meyers looked better than usual. The questions remain with Cam Smith, Zack Cole, how the team is going to handle Correa with Paredes coming backx and who will fill in the innings Framber pitched. Valdez may have ended the season on a low note but he was a workhorse for the team. RISP is another problem for them too, but the division can still be contested

>>151869835
Dodgers are in NL, just bean him when he bats.

>>151869507
already hung, poodrebro

>>151869889
Kek!

>>151869766
it would be a pyrrhic victory for the mets to outbid the Dodgers for Skubal if he is moved. they don't have close to the depth of the Dodgers.

>>151869883
Hi did you just wake up from a coma?

>>151869835
>filename
The answer is you stop fangirling like an autist over him. He will have one bad season and your entire fan base will turn on him like they did for the 24 hours they thought Muncy was gonna be gone in favor of Murakami.

>>151869737
We got rid of Mike Shildt, Tim Lieper and Victor Rodgruiez. So yes, absolutely a win.. They need Blue jays hitting coach to hit more slug then stupid ass small ball bunting shit we did all. Season by Shildt. Stammen is quite a interesting managerial choice.... It's not the worst but I've heard good things about him before he officially got hired. Of course, he was our white flag pitcher/Meatball reliever.... But he got the innings we needed.

>>151869921
wow you really got rattled

>>151869889
hehe

>>151869835
My team raped this little yellow dick manlet. Just because the blue jays are dogshit chokers doesn’t mean he’s actually good

>ask a gay retarded question
>confused by a negative response
doyerpacos kek

Who are the yellow-skinned 'toids?

Doyerpacos are literally retarded

>>151869883
holy based

>>151869986
that's retarded back-to-back champions to you, bitch

>>151869965
I worded my question poorly.
Does any team have a pitcher who will throw 120 pitches, play on 0 days rest, etc?

Bashed a doyerpacos teeth in so it feels better when he sucks me off

it's funny, i remember watching pages in preseason. might have been his first appearance. the first thing he did was misplay a routine fly ball. i thought the worst. he ends up making one of the biggest catches of the season.

>>151869986
yes they are, but us doyerblancos are highly intelligent cuties with huge penises!

>>151869973
>seethe uncontrollably over a filename
You're the one who knew the song, you're gay

>>151870007
>back-to-back
At the batrack?

doyerpacos retarded and seething kek

>>151869336
glasnow and sheehan are better than roki and probably better than imai

>bragging about how many pitches the yella fella can throw
His arm is going to be a shitflinger at this rate, Doyobros are risking the investment if they go along with this train of thought, though they have a history of ruining their pitchers so it checks out

hey mike, first time long time
serious question.............................................
ismattinglyreplacingbooneasmanageroftheyanks?
i'll hang up and listen thanks

>>151870146
we also have a history of winning rings :^)

>>151870079
Nigga you named the file that lmao. Why does yams evoke those feelings in you? Anyone over the age of 20 knows that song it was huge when it came out.

>>151870127
You left out the part about playing on zero(0) days rest.

Stove status?

>>151870178
You sound defensive.

It’s not gay to want to suck off your favorite Japanese player and I’m tired of pretending otherwise. Samurai always had boys that they would diddle, this is no different.

>>151869979
now do ohtani (no deferrals allowed)

why are doyerpacos gay pedos kek?

>>151870181
It’s a good brag until he gets hurt and needs surgery, then the questions will fly as to why he was doing all this extra stuff he didn’t need to do.

I think I'm out for tonight, boys. All this postin' makes a man sleepy.

autistic poodrepaco malding cuz he has to post in a decoy thread kek

Doyerwakashudos kek!!

>>151870294
gn freddie :3

>>151870288
Anon I seriously doubt he will attempt these feats during the offseason, and it's not likely he will ever have to do so again in the postseason either. It's his resolve which is impressive.

>>151870205
gonna be a looooooooong ass offseason

san diego padres?
more like sad doodoo poodres kek!

>>151870342
*reg season, excuse my typo, i'm eating.

>>151870328
Roki and Ohtani

>>151870328
why do you know what that is and how long have you had that file saved.

>>151869737
that's still up to the front office

>>151870282
Because their tios all molest them when they’re kids. It’s why Mexicans are incredibly homophobic but deep down they’re all sissies on the down low.

>>151870288
it won the world series. if the tradeoff ends up being injury, you just chalk it up to the game. randy johnson did the same thing and suffered no ill effects. but even if he did, i don't think there's any regret when you win the title. it's legendary shit.

>>151870307
I haven't posted in a while. do you have a crush on me or something? sorry but I am not a faggot kek

rockies

>>151870457
if i lived near the stadium i'd go a lot. even with a shit team that has no intention of contending, beer, fresh air, and baseball in a nice setting is a great way to spend a few months

>>151870454
seething and also lying KEK

We got MacBook money foo, I’m a citizen!

>>151870342
Got it, enjoy your meal
>>151870440
It was certainly legendary. Was the closest thing since Madbum was in the World Series.

>>151870502
kek you're absolutely fuming

they spammed gura
>she got revealed as in sweden with her bf
https://archive.is/70IYT

they spammed the japdog
>something terrible happened to her family
KEK the dodgers and /mlb/ jinxed the fuck out of hololive and /vt/
they truly made a Faustian bargain to burn the vtumors for a second world series.

Dodgers

>>151860820 (OP)
Why is it only brown people that hate dogs?

>>151870328
You seem to be knowledgeable about Japan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shunga

https://www.aflo.com/ja/fineart/search?k=%E6%98%A5%E7%94%BB&c=AND

We are all Dodgers

>>151870740
you will never be japanese private paco

So when the Dodgers window is closed, will they trade away Ohtani, Yamamoto, and every other valuable player? With how old everyone is, they have two more good years.

>>151860820 (OP)
Ban this sick filth

>>151870812
>I'm only gonna mention the players that make me seethe hardest

>>151870857
kek they do be like that

Why did the Korean guy on the Dodgers get no play time during the World Series. Is he not good?

>the LA Faggots
LMAO got 'em

Boricuabros!

>>151870916
Dunno but he was put in the final inning of game 7 fwiw

>>151870944
There won't be a 2027 world series

>>151870944
>>151870997

Yep, Angels and Yankees owners want a cap but no floor.

>>151871014
>angels
Arte doesn’t care about baseball

>yankees
lol lmao even they’d be shooting themselves in the foot

>brewers will sweep the doyer blowpen
timmy humiliation ritual

>>151870944
2026 was always the plan

>>151871296
Based FF8chad

>>151871286
Remember when /mlb/ SWORE that the Phillies would beat the Dodgers kek

>>151869737
kys pedophile

>>151871397
kek they really were swearing by this

>>151871286
God of Baseball

>>151871397
that was until manfred threatened to put the phillies in a ditch if they went against his script

>>151871286
would have been cool to see him dominate like this in the world series. maybe next year when the opposing team isn't cheating.

How are steroids any less traditional than modern analytics?

will baseball allah/buddha/jesus forgive me if i give into sin in the month of november

>>151871576
>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>151871576
bizarre AI sloppa

>>151871576
please tell me this isnt real

Dodgers

>>151871615
>>151871631
https://sports.yahoo.com/article/vladimir-guerrero-jr-gets-hero-025323598.html

>>151870812
no, they won't trade their valuable starters. they will sign free agents. elly will be a 27 year old free agent at the end of the '29 season, for example. they will back up the brinks truck for top free agents in a position of need if they're under 30. the next generation of japanese players will make their way over, and the dodgers will be first choice for most of them. piece by piece, the dodgers will replace old with new.

>>151871704
meant to add: "and extend the window as long as possible" to that last sentence

>>151871704
>>151871727

There's gonna be a cap in 2027.

>>151871411
u just mad cuz we get sweet young pussy and u don't! the underlying theme of the waco siege.........

>>151870944
not enough dodgers. dodgers gonna win like 5 more

>dodgers win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MDgVBewf1A

Are the Blue Jays even going to be gopd anymore?

>>151871731
if baseball misses a season i'm done donezo finito burrito. manfred will have to personally inject every player with super soldier serum until there is a 100/100 player to get a tenth of their fans back

>>151871810
no one in my country can read this

>>151871850
yes you idiot. especially if bo returns

>>151871731
Won't happen. The players and agents won't allow it, and as a fan myself I won't allow it either.

japs not caps. that's what i'm shouting on the picket line

deadass just gripped a fresh doyers fitted. lifelong fan here

MLB assassinates Bruce Hooper as a show of force to bring the players union to heel: sneed it or leave it?

>>151871863
owners will shut it down some other season when their Ohtani cash cow bump wears off

>>151871917
>sneed it
kwab it

>>151871850
They will be even better with a healthy santander and berrios

>>151871902
Gay Adam is such a fairweather!

Forgot pic, there has been a break in the decoyposter case…

what the fuck does baseball do regarding the death of regional sports networks? baseball's appeal is largely regional. the big markets are locked into old deals for decades. how do they sell their inventory of games and capitalize on the parabolic increase in value live sports broadcasts have seen in recent eyars?

>>151872138
Do something similar to this

>>151872213
>how to kill your sport frfr

>>151871917
I'm afraid you know too much.

>>151872213
>it's a highlight sport
cock and ball torture

RIP Bryce

>>151872226

Snell the type of guy who used to browse 4chan back in 2010.

let's get bichette on an american team. fuck that gay place he's in

>"Don't ever say that again to the commissioner," Walsh said, quoting what was allegedly said to Harper.
>"Don't ever disrespect him again publicly like that. That's how people end up in a ditch."
FUCKING KEK. WHAT YEAR IS IT?

>>151872260
1924

>>151872253
snell does look like a newfag now that you mention it

>>151872230
I'm not a fan of NBA but the numbers don't lie

i have basic cable and zero stream services. the basic cable, i'll only start watching during october because post season games are all on basic cable and WS local channel

>>151872245
It was revenge for Bobby Manfred, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. Manfred was a made man, and Harper wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the executives. It was real greaseball shit. They even shot Harper in the face so the phanatic couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.

>jomboy's latest video requires age verification
FAGGOT JAYS FANS STOP FLAGGING IT OUT OF SPITE

>>151872349
KWAB

spite this bussy

>>151872319
meaning i watched like 140-150 games on free streams

>>151872362
just downloaded it. KWAB would be the suckers with a google account

>>151872349
Third world behavior. Blue Jays fans are literally all jeets

>>151872289
This scene disturbed me so much as a kid. Imagine being buried alive in a fucking cornfield in Iowa that would suck.

>>151872362
>KWAB
>>151872394
>KWAB
SNEED

>>151872253
Snell is a /v/fag

>>151872213
As someone who watches nfl and mlb, this killed a lot of my interest in nfl

>>151872286
the move to airing nba on actual networks again (nbc) is good and might be a real increase. the rest i'm chalking up to nielsen's fuckywucky change in tracking that has boosted literally every fucking sport yoy

>>151872401
best better rename dat shit to..... TORONTO SANJAYS

khuKWAB!!

>>151872497
this never caught on

>>151872489
He goes by many different names BIG PAPI

>>151872479
I said the same when I saw Week 1 would feature 16 starting black QBs

>>151872489
*angry kek*

KEK

>>151872515
as one of the few non-racists on 4chan, let me be the first to say: kek!

You know, we always called each other gay fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a gay fella. He's one of us." You understand? We were gay fellas. Yankees. But Judgy and I could never be pozzed because we had neg blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was trans heroin addict. To become a member of a New York crew you've got to be one hundred per cent pozzed so they can trace all your antibodies back to patient zero. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and a crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you bareback. It also means you could fuck around with anybody bareback just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to poz. It's a license to do anything. As far as Judgy was concerned with Giancarlo being pozzed, it was like we were all being pozzed. We would now have one of our own as a member of the Yankees.

c wizzy chad daddy BIG PAPI is from h town so he probably astros fan

ok which one of you defaced the dodger mural

>>151872599
i'm from LA county and i love ICE, but they need to do more

>>151872599
thats tuff

>the 1993 rockies hold the annual attendance record

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Major_League_Baseball_attendance_records

>>151872636
they could do it again if they spent money to put together a winner. but i'm sure some mba did the math and realized you could spend minimally and enjoy massive margins instead because denver likes to drink outdoors

>>151872614
Trip back on youngcuck!

>>151862692
LOS ANGELES DOGGERS

>>151872644
right? that's how i knew it was one of you

>>151872696
i don't even know how to make a trip. the vast majority of people are for ICE. only weird ugly chicanas and ugly white liberals hate ICE.

>>151872688
that's when they played in mile high and were in their first season, coors doesn't even have that many seats

Cubs keep it old skool..and gangsta!

>>151872737
ok, technical point

>>151872755
but gangsters are literal homosexual faggots

>>151872777
sup playa

no... NO!!!

>>151872777
Just like rappers!

Hello

>>151872891
hey

>>151872809
This is a mindfuck!

>>151872777
that’s keepin it old skool!

1. Sign Bichette to play 3B
2. Trade diddy ah Shaw and Owen Caissie for Joe “BWC” Ryan
3. Sign 8 different retard scrubs for the bullpen
4. Win World Series

>>151860764
>>151860764
Recycle

>>151872957
Good plan