Thread 151861815

>>151850045
MASSIVE CARD TODAY

sweden

I almost forgot. He's here he's here

Looks like it's just me and Fin. The Comet finally hit

IVslam WILL rehydrate using unapproved methods

That's not me T now there are 3 of us plus OP

Power nap

>>151861972
I would watch that.

PowerBRAP Eddie Hall vs Zuluzhino Buffet Battle 17 BRAP bonuses include 50% off to sizzler

>>151861959
Are there really three of you that post here, or are you just up to your usual shit?

>>151861972
Nah fuck that!
>>151861985
Let's go for that.

>>151861839
Hi, what's your name?

>>151862025
Mugumbo.

>Jack isn't worried about getting taken down because he got back up against Belal
JDMbros...

>>151862038
Kek

>>151862009
Clozapig is a 300lb pedo

That is Finland

>>151862044
But he's working with THE smeg jones

>>151862052
300lbs is the new 200lbs

>>151862052
I'll assume 300 pounds of muscle. Nothing wrong with that

Thor is 200kg.

>>151862009
At least 3 yes we are quite overrepresented

>>151862085
>pedo
>nothing wrong with that

>>151862082
I heard CJ isn't making the camp he's doing a bjj thing instead

>>151862165
I never asked how you feel, but good to know

My homie spams got y'all MAPiglet freaks worked up again. On a Saturday no less I fear...

>>151862044
and gilbert burns held jack down for half of their fight
>b-but he had a broken arm!!!
he didn't even know his arm was broken until after the fight

I knew these boys were soft faggots

>>151862044
That would be a mistake, Islam doesn't really wrestle the same way Belal does.

>>151862272
Factual post.

>>151862306
Sadly.

>>151862304
Spanked by a china woman then gave up haha

JDM is seriously calling out Khamzat? Jesus Christ this ugly freak is fucking retarded lmao, Khamzat ass rapes JDM 1000x worse than he did DDP

>>151862304
HOLY YUMOLA!

>>151862291
Arab/Black guys run the nordics now

>>151861815 (OP)
Plino moment

>>151862291
I hate this kind of retarded demoralizing bait trash like brandon buckingham traploreross who was the especially retarded american boy something G, good on them fleecing retards but fucking hell imagine being White and wanting to be like akademiks

>>151862386
Tommy Robinson is an actual hero, all jokes aside. I don't think the country has had a real life hero since Robin Hood

>>151862373
if JDM is an ugly freak then what does that make khamzat?

>>151862386
You don't even run the barbershops you just work in them and none of your businesses last 2 years either

>>151862444
Is that even English?

'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Zionist lion Tommy Robinson confronts cowardly UFC fighter

>>151862444
Don't know why you're talking about but people have had enough, this isn't doing too much but it's something. Demoralising? Haha being demoralised every day in reality is less painful that being demolished by a video? Interesting

>>151862461
Byuetifyul womyan

>>151862577
monitor on pal!

>>151862577
Sweet babushka

Make an edit with Islam Makachev and his sister Ada Mgomedbegova

>>151862475
A sexy daddy.

>>151862475
Hamzat was on GQ, what were you on? You weren't even on your School assembly picture. The teacher said you were too unkempt

>>151862473
Come on. Enoch Powell, Oswald Mosley.

Ronda Rousley still thinks she can beat up men that don't do MMA. Boy would she be in for a nasty surprise.
I honestly think Ariel Helwani would beat her up easily

jondaddy dominates brazza bamhole

>>151862751
I don't know who they are? What have they done?

You can tell her minge was moist

>>151862777
Horrible example Ariel is one of the few men she’d beat the fuck out of

>>151862798
Are you 12? Mosley was a British fascist who ran for prime minister. Powell ran for prime minister and was extremely right wing.

>>151862473
He smiled while a rabbi said that all English people will burn in hell for sending Israel enough money

>>151862854
So how are they heros? Were you being sarcastic?

>>151862777
She can sadly. You’ve never been in a gym.
>b-but what about a 250lb rugby player
No but the average man is out of shape and can barely throw a decent punch

>>151862799
Why the fuck is she wearing a night gown?

I would beat Ronda up and then force myself into her vaginally.

Power nap end

>>151862814
No, it was a perfect example. Why would I pick someone like Dan Merglyater? That would be pointless. You don't understand the effect I'm trying to give here. Someone please convey my message to this lad for me

>>151862857
Link that

>>151862887
They did more than anything Tommy has done if you bother to look them up. They were fighting woke shit/jews/immigration single-handedly before you or I were born.

>>151862933
Oooh shit. I know this is getting screenshotted by someone. Boy-Fin will never learn that his word gets set in stone haha

>>151862975
We are not afraid here nigga!

>>151862968
Well if so hard off to them. We need more natives that own a backbone

>>151862937
Fucking retard. Ronda would kill Ariel, he’s a nerd faggot. You know how easy it is to beat up nerds?

>>151862990
Hahahaha

>>151862968
sound like a couple of fags

>>151863003
Ariel would call Trump for military support

This disgusting deformed demented goycattle belongs to us.

New Jersey MMA

>>151863003
Oh my g-g-gggod hahahaha you're just as bad as them, you sound like Joe Rogan. Ariel might be feeble compared to us but he's got testosterone flowing through him. What the fuck is a woman going to do.
Don't be stupid

You retards are going to make me rich one day. I PRAY they let her fight "nerd" of a man one day. I'm going to put my life saving on him

Why does the ufc never start on time?

>>151863068
What are you even trying to say here? Do you think that's an American flag?

>>151862651
Factual post.

My mom ? Yeah she can kill anyone when she sees red

It's TIME

>>151862913
Can you beat her up? Can Kara France?
I just want to gage the level of your warped understandings

>>151863260
Kek

What's the bet thing your mum has ever cooked you?

>>151863274
I remember she started crying in a press conference for no reason when a reporter was talking to another fighter beside her

>Jake Paul revealed he’s had preliminary conversations to box Alex Pereira

>“His team is down. I think the only thing preventing it is the UFC. It would be a massive fight at some point, and I know he’s down to make it happen.

>If Dana White ever actually felt comfortable that one of his martial artists could beat Jake Paul, he would 100% endorse it.”
We can’t let Chama lose to /box/….

Match with me then don't speak. What the actual FUCK!?

if Brown is finally fighting Bonfim then I suppose that means that you can't run forever

I'm on a roll, I haven't posted like this in ages. English sex pest anon of old

>>151863339
i wonder if jake paul realizes no one still relevant wants to fight him because they know they don't gain anything by beating a youtuber. hell, tommy fury did it already.

You guys have got to come up with a better name for me

>>151863339
The fact you say /box/ is wrong. He's a celebrity

>>151863355
>>151863355
>>151863355
>>151863355

BEASTneil GODriush fight week

>>151863436
lol
real thread
>>151863443

not using that gay fucking thread you gay little retard

>>151863462
not using that gay fucking thread you gay little retard

>>151863473
Seems like we are

UFC is on? I turn monitor off.

>>151863436
Shrimp thread do not use.

i feel a bit bad for mcvey, valentin would have been an easy layup fight for him. reese is more dangerous.

Personally I would rather be myself with a huge cock than be Tom Aspinal with his fugly face and shrimp dick. What's the point of money if you're an ugly freak with a tiny weiner? Yikes nigga, KILL yourself!

>>151864775
Real.

Onama

AMATURSU!!

talmbout spankin my hawg b

Zutted little Arab boi

>get absolutely molested
>hug your zutt daddy rapist

I feel like there is more than one barboza

fighters that miss weight are 6-17 this year btw in case you're one of those retards who thinks missing weight is an advantage

>>151869378
Most weight misses are due to injury or health issues

weak middle prelims but good card overall. strong start, stronger finish
I hope Hokit is for real

>>151869415
Aaron Pico is for real

>>151869427
Factual

>>151869427
indeed. your dependence on government handouts like the fine folks in the bronx is even realer

Aaron "Strong Start, Stronger Finish" Pico

*slits my own throat and bleeds out* Cool card

>>151861815 (OP)
>MASSIVE CARD TODAY
That was NOT a massive card

>>151869415
This fat middleweight is for real. He definitely won’t get heel hooked by halter walker

I guess, in the end, Randy Brown had nowhere left to run

>>151869455
Factual indeed i really think aaron pico will bounce back from that lose and start a title run

Last calls start now, is there anyone ITT who honestly believes JDM has any chance to win this fight?

>>151869506
sure, he's got a pretty good chance. but I think Belal went in with a fairly bad gameplan to start and made adjustments too late into the fight. Islam is a totally different fight. much better kickboxer and more defensively responsible, way better wrestling. he may also fight off the backfoot, meaning JDM will not have as easy of a time sticking and moving like he did early with Belal
I favor Islam 60/40 atm. I think he will have a much easier time holding JDM down if it gets there because he's a far superior scrambler to Belal

>>151869506
Could he? Yeah. Will he? Yeah. Should he? Yeah. Is he going to? Yeah. Can it be? Yeah. But in all seriousness, yeah.

>>151869544
AARON
FUCKING
PICO

>>151869506
i think he has a 50% chance. but you know how coin flips are, they can go either way half the time. we'll just have to see.

>>151869506
Yes.

>>151869506
Islam will scrape by off his fight IQ. JDM is about to get strategymogged

Power.
Precision.
Perfection.
Pico.

JDbum's bacon bussy will sadly.....prolapse
i fear

>>151869620
sniff his cock brazza very good strategies

Put him Kody Steele

>>151869622
based

call to fazza scientist reveal advance plan
>islam, my other son, u must sniff him 25 minute

post the clip of the two ONE fc womens falling in love after the fight and about to kiss and no 1 gets hurt

how come bucks keep losing?

a black man can't drink?!

>>151869824
the most important Black progressive since MLK (pbuh)

please tell me i'm not the only one here who remembers tom aspinall? he was one of the biggest names of the gane era.

>>151869824
did he win the story against the police car ?

did Tom Aspinall suffer the biggest story loss since McTapper in 2018?

>>151869896
'fraid so
some people say he's still trying to convince the UFC his peepin' orbs got the hurtsies so he doesn't have to fight Gane again

>>151869896
real eyes realize that sometimes retreat is the most courageous move of all.

What did Aspinall do to mindbreak these non-Whites so badly?

>>151869874
he won the battle, but not the war:
>LAS VEGAS (AP) - Former UFC champion Jon Jones has taken a plea deal to resolve a criminal case stemming from allegations that he scuffled with his fiancée and damaged a Las Vegas police vehicle at Caesars Palace. Jones’ attorney declined to comment about Jones’ no contest plea to a misdemeanor property damage charge. A Las Vegas judge ordered Jones to pay $750 in restitution and attend anger management classes.

What if Francis Ngannou fought Donkey Kong?

>>151869506
I definitely think he can, but ultimately I just have this feeling that Islam will win. He always finds some way to win. I'm thinking maybe by decision.

does Islam retire if he wins or does he actually stick around and defend? he's got a monster list of contenders
>Garry
>Brady
>Shavkat
>Muhammad
>Prates
>Morales
>Usman
>Edwards
that's honestly a fucking insane list

Tom diaper status?

>>151870189
yeah he looks like he wants to compete. i think he has at least 2 years left in him

Let's go foh dat!

without lies...

Nah fuck that!

>>151870189
he'll maybe fight one more time to solidify his "legacy" and then retire. Who he'll though who knows.

>>151870218
if he racks up 3-4 successful defenses, you think he goes down as the all-time MMA GOAT?
I would be happy if that happens. I've really grown to like him since I watched this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfF56gILmc0

Undisputed UFC Heavyweight Champion Tom Aspinall really mindbroke these subhumans.

>>151870259
I never bought Khabib as a GOAT but if Islam wins the WW belt and defends it even once he is really up there

>>151870265
who'd he beat for the undisputed belt?

Tombert Whittakerspinall will never be a champ

>>151870313
Curtis Blaydes

>>151870313
Sergei Pavlovich

>>151870259
idk honestly think he would have to somehow win the mw title to be considered higher than jones

uhhh tomsisters…?

>>151870357
Suregay?!?!?!

>>151870353
>>151870357
you're having a laugh

>>151870357
the guy who lost to Volkov? whoa...

>>151870410
Volkov, another guy Tom Aspinall beat

>>151870429
the guy who lost to Blaydes? whoa...

....SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS REDEEM SIR SIRSPINALL

that's a bike on me shorts

>>151870429
how come Tom only beat Volkov once and quit against the guy who beat Volkov twice?
how come Tom claims to be permanently blind despite leading medical experts confirming there is no physical damage to his eye?

I hope Tom proves you all wrong in the rematch

I will strike

>>151870584
style: flawless

>>151870576
>media scores
magnificent cope

I'm normal guy.

>>151870584
based kikuno. his fight vs tferg is fucking hilarious

Hasbullabros....

>>151870632
There is nothing more extraordinary than an ordinary person

bruh thats rick and morty
kek

Conor is still set to dominate Irish politics.

je suis type normal

>>151870655
That’s an adult man in his 20s btw

>>151870655
@grok make jon shove that little freak into the freezer

I'm very excited for back.

Would you put your meng in her?

>>151870724
ye

>>151870724
Hmm is normal 2 arms 2 legs, normal

https://youtu.be/CfF56gILmc0?t=1385
kek

/heem/ is not normal

>>151870724
a nigga can only dream

>>151870771
/heem/ is extraordinary

>>151870724
i'd dog in a bath her

>>151870724
>>151870724
I haven't had sex in years and I'm still not that desperate. What's the point if you don't want to kiss the girl and give her pleasure as well. How do you even stay hard if you're not attracted. I wouldn't be able to get it up for this disgusting hambeast

who is the overall better fighter? aspinall? or brown?

>>151870771
I'm strong my mental is good, I'm very happy for back.

My leg is working, my leg is good it's normal. It's good.

I'm fast, my range is good.

My pant are full of poop, extra stinky. Warmth from within.

SHALE SONNEN? UUUUH

>>151870874
It's normal.

trust me, I front

>>151870796
Pussy is pussy

Who are some fighters who respect the silence that serves as the canvas for creativity?

>>151870915
ass is ass

mma peaked in this moment

Who are some fighters that respect the old school lowrider/muscle car culture of Miami?

>>151870973
Topuria could recreate the hype if he fought more and wasn't socially awkward as hell in English

>>151871002
el george

>>151870973
?

>>151871008
its ogre for topenga. dishonoring your aoife is a massive aura drain

Those extra shots werent really necessary.

>>151871078
dis doo posting from a different time line

>>151871002
all the gay ones fersure

Would you eat it?

>>151871158
imagine the stench

>>151871158
ye

>>151871158
delicious chicken ? of course. as a fighter we need proteins

So there's only good fights from now on right?

I'm very excited for back.

>>151871158
Eat it ? I would live there and pay rent

Ryan Bader is a fucking shit actor but it was a decent movie.

remember that nigga that was afraid of spider or something? kept seeing spiders in pictures

>>151871494
Can't say that I do

anderson "the spider" silva, i fear

>>151871439
BEACH BAD BOY Tito put Ryan gayder in his fucking place years ago he had to go beat up that bum fedor twice to get his confidence back in a BUM ORG

Gable Steveson will be UFC Heavyweight champ by 2028

Did Jon Tron really say all that?

>>151871553
Nah fuck that!

>>151871539
Apparently it lost money. It's kind of based the Rock nixed his "no win clause" and made an obscure MMA story film. He looks like he's on about a liter of gear though

>>151871581
No loss clause lol

I just had a salmon burger and fries and now my chest feels full. am I about to get heemed?

TOM ASPISALL, IF YOU HAD A MIRROR AND YOU COULDS SEE YOU'D SEE A FAT ASS LOOKING BACK AT YOU

>>151871635
Nah you're golden brother, keep on rolling -HH

>>151871553
one small problem

>>151871644
tell me it's just gas/indigestion bro

>>151871668
Truth is it's 20% physical and 80% mental but you're focusing 80% on the physical and 20% on mental.

>>151871758
true...

>So like ummm I guess so... erm, Did anything surprise you?
>Tell us, what, if anything, surprised you about your opponent tonight
>AYO IMPRESSIVE VICTORY! MANE YOU CRAZY. DID ANYTHING SURPRISE YOU IN HERE TONIGHT FROM YOU OPPONENT?
Why do press journalists, Joe Rogan and Daniel Cormier soi out over if a fighter was le surprised by the opponent? Why are they so obsessed with this question and ask it every post fight interview and post fight press conference?
Do they think after 30 years a fighter is going to finally say "Yeah! wow I didn't expect that my opponent was going to hit me!" ?

>>151871539
Jontron talks about movies a lot, thoughbeit...

>>151871824
I think you'd be surprised

Asking fighters what if anything surprised them about their opponent revved him.

Please Dana I need this bonus my mom is kinda homeless.

Were you surprised by anon's post?

His posts REALLY surprise you, dont they?

>>151871158
Thank God it's not a penis or a neovagina

Jon, that's not a child

We are close now
Ai heems will dominate the market UFC and every other irrelevant promotion will die

>>151872060
I don't get it.

should be hasbulla vs crocodile

Highlight of the weekend was probably the surprise maloom card

With a perfect record of 10 wins and 5 losses
Brendan fricken Schaub

>>151861815 (OP)
We need Bonfim vs Rinat

>>151872317
Glasses are haram.

>>151861815 (OP)
UFC Fight Night - Gabriel Bonfim vs Randy Brown official card rating in retrospect
>Bonfim vs Brown
Bonfim really just dominated, was worried about him not shooting, but thought Brown would have A LOT more success. Easy win, exchanges looked sussy though
>Schnell vs Morales
did not watch
>Medic vs Salikhov
Wow, this is sad. Salikhov is supposed to be a techy striker that feints a jab like jack slack said
>Padilla vs Ismael
idk, just ismael like always throwing power, a jab he just pumps out.. Zoned out and tabbed off several times, missed most of fight.. didnt really interest me, Ismalel is just not that good
>Duncan vs Tulio
this HYPEJOB REDDIT Tulio got put out cold, got home from work and was changign clothes and eating so missed teh KO, saw most of R1 though, Tulios leg kicks looked good and Duncan kept spinning like a retard, I swear one of CLDs elbows buzzed Tulio and made him clinch but idk
>Rest of card
DID not watch, was at work..

Hokkit beat some dude that was supposed to be BJJ legend?
Old head Roaoni beat resurging Simon
wow

4.5/10 card

>>151872385
rod, you can't herald something as reddit when you post there every day.

>>151872406
hyping up a DWCS scrub bc he does le spin attacks and got some gay finish is ultra reddit, these card ratings are peak high iq real mma fan knowledge

taco padildo is for real

>>151872439
you masturbate to [male] brazilian mma fighters shouldn't you be a massive tulio fan lol

Jon Bones Jones' boner.

>>151872517
i dont though

why does ariel helwani hate josh hokit?

Josh koscheck

>>151872612
hes said borderlien racist shit several times

>>151872765
He said trannies too
Reddit seethed

becoming a famous ufc fighter is basically a science. the fans are utterly hopeless in the face of attention seeking. there is nothing anyone can do to stop a motivated trash talker who wins fights.

>>151872758
Cutman Tate is still employed, Josh Koscheck is not. Tate won the story.

>>151872860
thanks mr. science nerd

>>151872860
Are you gay in your head man

tulio......

Yoo susurkaev is on 322. First fight of the night even

there's no way you goys actually watched that shit is there?

>>151873156
i watched your mother's pussola descend gently onto the head of my cock

>>151873156
Your dad watches brown daddies plow your mom

I'm racist.

Tom Aspinall has been suspiciously silent since his daddy wiped his ass for him I fear Gane has raped him spiritually on top of being raped physically, Tom truly embodies the title The Raped in all aspects

I'm gay and not in the homosexual way

It has come to my attention that 99% of heem posters don't actually know anything about Mixed Martial Arts, don't train, and don't even like watching fights in general (their disdain for less popular fight promotions). No, heem posters are more interested in forming parasocial relationships with popular fighters, then gossiping about them on here.

This place is no different than /vt/ or/dbs/

>>151873253
That's the vocal minority though low key

Tomala is a broken shell of a man, filled with French seed

Gane hooked his fingeys through fucking scared bitch

>>151873253
Majority of my mma knowledge comes from funny Instagram ai accounts

>>151873166
>>151873171
>>151873208
so you did LMAO

we are here btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jQRBDlgjxs

>>151873277
>BURN ME VILLAGE, I CAN'T GO ON

slept thru tecia torres fight FUCK

TOPURIA HAS AIDS??????

>>151873321
fuck that I'm watching sumo

>>151873253
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

can't believe bj penn died

>>151869506
Absolutely. Belal isn't as good a grappler as Islam is but he absolutely tried to wrestle JDM and couldn't hold him down. Islam is coming up a division and he's likely going to be smaller than Belal was. JDM has heart and grit and actually mixes the martial arts. He's defensively responsible and has shown great counter-wrestling throughout his career. I'm still not convinced by Islam, for the record. He went life and death with 90 year old Dustin Poirier. JDM can absolutely beat him.

update on aspinall's eyes?

>>151869506
Islam will look slow as shit because he has no fast twitching muscles that will counteract the sudden weight gain. I bet you he noticed he's much slower doing certain drills in camp and is now thinking of pulling out l fear
>>151873733
Update these two nuts humidity level

>You have to intelligently defend yourself or the fight gets stopped
>shells up, clearly conscious
>fight gets stopped

>Eye swell up from punches
>shows 2 finger to the fighter
>How many fingers?
>2
>Fight gets stopped

>>151874061
You have to give the ref a thumbs up

>>151874080
>give the referee a thumbs up
>get his face smashed
You can't win in this "sport" unless your name is Jon jones or Conor mcgregor

>>151874061
Gamblin' Mark Smith

Sorry, Mr. Brown Snr, but your son lost his MMA main event fight, so we won't be reviewing your sentence. You can ask again in 10 years, or if your son wins a main event.

men men gay

>>151874201
glad these bums got fraudchecked

>>151869506
48-47 Islam. Basically Islam vs Volk 1 all over again.

I honestly think it'll be a cursed win though with Islam probably eating some knees and elbows and looking a lot worse for wear than JDM will.

>>151862009
It's actually just one Finnish guy with multiple personality disorder and all his personalities post on /heem/. He doesn't know his other personalities post so he believes there are other Finns posting. Sad really.

the future of Dagestani supremacy in MMA hinges on Islam vs JDM. if Islam loses, it’s over and we can finally move on.

Last night's card:

8 finishes, 4 decisions.

Just the main card:
Five finishes, zero decisions.

And to think, lots of goofs skipped it.

>>151874669
It was never about the fights... The sad truth for all of us. As much as we all, all of us, complained about boring fights, boring decisions, it was all a facade.
The BRUTAL trvth is, we just like man drama. We're like nannies at a sewing circle. We sometimes let it slip when we complain "there are no BIG names"... We don't care about fights, we're like women. We need WWE personalities to HATE and pray they lose so it's like a little movie for us... we don't care about heems... We are pathetic...

>>151874740
>>151874740
We should probably just selfpermaheem.

What technique is this?

>>151874780
self inspektion. real brazza shit

>>151874201
based

>>151874743
>He double (you)d

>>151874740
thats not true

>>151874740
BRVGAL TRVGE

>>151874740
Personally I've always been honest about wanting this

>>151874061
Wake up. You got knocked the fock out buddeh. Had yer head bouncing off the canvas yeh?

>>151874740
the truth is, for most people, mma is a social and parasocial outlet. when the product doesn't scratch the viewer's itch of being "in on" a familiar world with reference points they routinely look for, they become upset. this is why you see such peculiar autism when it comes to whether a card fulfills its purpose or not.

I completely missed the card yesterday honestly never felt better

I'm away for two whole days and I miss only one thread what the hell happened to you boys

>>151873290
Gane hooked his fingers through a scared bitch's eyes? That's a cold way of looking at it b. But can't argue.

lets go boys
https://www.powerslap.com/casting/

>>151875136
>describe your slapping experience

JDM seems like the type of humorless fellow who would get offended easily

>>151874740
I only care about Jiri fights and when there's a Canadian card if I'm being honest

>>151874740
Some of us have wives and children and family obligations ( jk just me )

>>151875209
no such thing brother, aussies got the banter perk

L E V E L

KELSI MONROE VS MACKENZI DERN

SIGN THE CONTRACT DANA

L E V E L

L E V E L

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762690914992173.webm

we are here sirs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utktEop3Y5A

Morning subhumans

>>151875415
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

>>151875415
>kicks leg
>OWW!!!
kek

Nigga

Gane will pulverize that cheating bum in the rematch

>>151875671
ayo das raycis u wog

>>151875608
yuck disgusting

My /heem/ computer keeps crashing when i try to simulate the daruish vs BSD fight

>>151875860
nigga stop running heavy shit on your 15 years old laptop

>>151874780
Is that spammy?

>>151869896
I believe its more humiliating to lose and have your opponent throw some respect at you like you're a little kid that did its best.
It's best to go out and be hated by everyone although winning is a plus

>destroy the bookiejews
>toy with Daner
>destroy Sankos holes on demand for years
>use the mindbroken slut as a mole
>have a personal gladiator army
>decide the outcomes of wwe tko ufc fights
>fbi, cia cant do shit basically untouchable
James krause is him

Does anybody else love it when oldies win? It is worse for the division but its nice to see

>>151874740
its ONLY about the heems for me you shabbosgoy

>>151876291
Kill yourself you ugly, incel freak.

>>151876352
turn your monitor on

>>151876411
Faggot.

>>151876439
we dont sign our posts here

I don't have a monitor, I use a screen reader

Bongamin is shit, rudeboy is shit. I wanted Brown to win but when he kept getting leg kicked and didn't know what to do. I thought he IQ was way better then that

>>151874621
That's actually rather funny

da me peepers

Multiple Finnish Pizzas has Multiple Finnish Personalities.

I'm going to /b/

I need to see that webm of those three IC3 sweet science practitioners doing that unorthodox dance so i can brighten my mood a bit

>>151876762
You thought a literal nigger had good IQ? Thats your own fault playa.

>>151877089
Shut the fuck up, you found out about 4chan through rddit

Paddy will work Ilia. Wonk the nose, force the panic shoot and large brutal split decision knee up the middle

>>151877144
But you won't bet on him

Hahahahahahhahahahahahabahaha

>>151877144
Ermmm nah not gonna happen

>>151877128
Mad bitch.

who was that black nigga that won the first fight on the main card? boying that doo

>>151877268
CLD

>>151877144
Paddy isn't that good of a fighter but I think we'll see him win that fight. Something about him he seems to have a lot of luck and unhinged clumsy style that works. His chin is made of military grade titanium. He's the best shit fighter on the ufc roster.

>>151877296
Paddy going to kill this male stripper

>>151877181
Kek you're mad because because there's no possible rebuttal to that.
You fag

>>151877296
AKI'D

Professor Xavier Chad Mendez WILL teach Islam how to beat jdm
Soon.

ilia topuria
the avatar of atlanta

Just witnessed a racist post

>the best ppv card yet
>zero hype on r/the_heem
mma is dead and you killed it

>>151877550
Nigger

>>151877632
Ari won

>>151877642
Bongs are low-key a different species. Aspinall ate them the same way

I love how Anglos are rent free in all thirdie brains. The jeets, the spics, the sand jeets, the europoors.

>>151877328
I like Paddy's style but he's scared of Ilia like literally frightened of the heem that's coming you can just see it from where he was running around a counter to try and not get heemed back in London years back

>>151877659
its Ari's world and we're just living in it

>>151877317
ah yes

>>151877735
Now you're getting it kid what killed the UFC is there has been so many fake fights it just isn't official until fight night but the hype will be massive for this banger

It's not bongs. It's trying to chomp on a delicious chicken wing with huge porcelain veneers

*cracks white monster energy*
Dana White's looking for a fight.
*sips*
Now THAT was a good show

>>151877642
>>151877825
Why are bongs so fucking retarded?

horse have good sprawl brazza

>>151877642
>>151877825
It looks like they eat in reverse

Bongs run shit.

>>151877825
Jon would literally murder this Timmy in squared circle

>>151878015
What's hilarious is I bet that is his car and house I heard this guy is like the Tom Cruise of the UK

CLD is bonglands only hope of not being gay

Uh uh, Chama dance

HEEEEEEEM

>>151878325
Dah soize ah dah lass!

Ever notice how Nina drama is always happy and the people that hate on her never are?

>>151874740
For me it's heem and memes. It's why gooby was such a big star. If he didn't heem there was man drama. The controversy around tom getting poked is nearly as fulfilling as seeing him heemed stiff after being anointed as the goat by so many for having zero good wins.

Gane memes

>>151878381
I'd be happy too if I was a beautiful woman.

What does GSP stand for?

>>151878653
she might be the perfect woman

>>151878325
would

>>151878718
Generational Black Pussy

>>151878718
Gettin' black kweens

>>151878718
gustafsson sucks penis

>>151878718
God Saves Pedophiles

Thinking about that kid who used to call me poor in middle school who ended up overdosing and dying in a ditch. Fuck you Eli.

Love this little nigga.

>>151878718
Gay Sex Performer.

I hate my neighbors.

>>151879354
blast louder music

>>151879235
Darren is going to start bullying everyone and I can't wait. Another real fighter to get rid of the stick and move tippy tappers

>>151879354
Why

>>151879354
hey what more can we do for ya outside of boots on the ground buddeh

>>151879354
That's not very Christian of you is it?

It ain't nothing like black pussy on my dick
Word to the motherfucking DJ Quik
I play hoes like dominoes, slapping bones
AMG's on the motherfucking microphone

dana killed /heem/ rip

Shartalaev shook

just got bodied on r/ufc so hard that im even afraid to go back to delete my comment
guess thats enough of reddit for me for today...

>>151880047
Scared bitch.

>>151880047
too bad you can’t actually offend them or you’ll get cut from the promotion

>>151880047
dont let em bully ya son

puss puss big minge kek

Finland <3

>>151880047
what did you do

>>151880047
Let me guess.... You talked shit about the chama guy?

>>151880867
Why do boxers have that despondent look in their eyes, as if the light of life itself has been punched out of their brains.

>>151881822
this guy is gonna be a big hollywood star

Just how chopped is Tracey Cortez?

magomed disgraced islam when he took a dive for cash

>>151882292
busted up skonka foo

we all had her homie

>>151882496
Chopped bitch!

we do watch BRAVE here

When U so ass the Feds think U cheating... Naw Son

>>151877944
Islam said that's not him, that horses are his friends not for wrestle brazza

Best tattoos in MMA?

>>151883150
Gane’s.

I fuck all your boys, this is Chechyna

Respect to t Clitty for sending it inside Tracey cortez bam hole in her prime.

Why is heem so dead lol

daner, kick a nigga 50gs. me mum's low key hungy

>>151883985
Because there aren't very many people posting.

?

The only way to beat Sambo is to out-gay them. Islam bros...... its over

>>151884449
What's this? Is it real?

>>151884546
couldn't be more real

>>151884509
too bad craig only joined jdm camp in the last 2 weeks

>>151884689
Did you hear me? I said its over

>>151883985
Tom decided to quit after an accidental eyelid poke

I'm an obligated carnivore

so is schnell fired or what

islam is fishing in new jersey while jdm is scrambling trying to get craig jon jones to stop being gay for 15 minutes and teach him how to beat islam
its ogre indeed

>>151884679
It's as real as it gets?

>>151884968
Islam is based.

He's got tremendous moxy for his size

>>151882701
Has boughanem fought yet ?

Aspinall wants to leave for boxing when guys like A+ athletes that arent doing football like Hokit show up on the scene, its not entirely unrelated

You actually watched that shabboslop didn't you LMAO

>islam puts JDM in a d'arce choke
>JDM jams his finger up islams ass (special technique tought by the Craig Jones™ camp
>islam like a rabid dog that won't let go releases from the d'arce
>JDM gets up and pieces him with an 8-punch combo leading to a tko
kino

>>151885328
Skibidi fortnite

Tomala is built for French falchions

>>151884968
Imagine the face on the owner if you told him that savage he's looking at is a millionaire kek

Erm hello? Does nobody want an argument? What is going on today

>>151885328
This is more likely to happen than aspnull winning against gane in the rematch

>>151884968
Islam is a based short rod chad like myself.

1 fishing rod please

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>>151885955
>>151885983
Ugly gobllin mexicunt freak

my eye orbital is zeemed to bolivia and you laugh?

>>151886197
>t.

why did that card feel so shit despite 5 finishes in the main card?

>>151886349
None of the fights were competitive. It was just dudes winning easily

>>151886349
They were all rigged

make the new
or ill be coming for you

>>151886349
they were all real
(it's the rigged fights that are entertaining)

wait i got it actually

new thread
>>151886990
>>151886990