Thread 151866797

First for Aaron Pico

Aaron "BLACKED bitch" Pico.

it's tulio time!!!

tulio looked pretty good against potieria and gore but CLD seems like a pretty big step up after that

I'm not watching a Vegas card

>>151866844
Why are you guys talking about Pico all of sudden?

>>151866864
leave the thread then, go outside. being in here when not even watching is much more pathetic.

Britbongs, did you hear how he pronounced Gloucester? We should go to war for this. War with America.

good evening guys

>>151866859
Creative striker but not a minute winner and fairly easy to take down. Doesn't seem to be any danger on the ground. I like his bladed stance elbow setups set up from a low base. He seems to usually hit them bluntly too, not to cut.

this should be a dope fight. Tulio is sick when he starts flowing and CLD will strike with him

Aaron "0-1" Pico

Tulio will be exposed.

>>151866893
Good evening!

Aaron "Sick When He Starts Flowing" Pico

This card is kind a boring

honestly, this is the fight i'm most excited for tonight

I am so fucking done with Hispanics who dye their hair blonde.
If they are spending their time trying to look like a twink, I can assume they aren't going to be the toughest people in the world.
No wonder Barcelos won.

Tulio is so hot

holy shit Tulio ate that

>>151866929
>If they are spending their time trying to look like a twink, I can assume they aren't going to be the toughest people in the world.

Are you okay?

Duncan is pillowelbowed

tulio is the one fumkin norma dumont?

the bumfin sisters

>>151866975
why are you posting images of teenage boys you freak

Britcucks be like:
>I'm a mutt with three first names

Tulio is flowing sickly in this clinch

finish him

tulio heeming my picks already

10-9 CLD

Tulio utterly exposed.

Hues in shambles AGAIN.

great first round by CLD. not sure he's ever shown this type of urgency before. total 180 from the fight against Robocop. nice takedown into side control at the end too

just don't get taken down

damn, that's a clean cut

Brazilian turd exposed

Tulio sisters...

>>151867018
t. mutt with 3 first names

>>151867020
Lets hope he doesnt gas

>>151867045
>t. mutt with 3 first names
You're a mutt with 3 first names?

now CLD is leaking. wew

>>151867020
Aaron "CLD" Pico

>>151867053
Look at your representative here, m8.

coon little dick

>>151867018
not so fast

This is a good fight

DEADED

BETTING HEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMM SLEEPY

heem

Heem picky

HEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEM

SPIC DOWN SPIC DOWN
BLACK MAN WINS

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEM SLEEPY

HEEEEEEMMMM

heem i bet i picked that nigga

>>151867079
CLD is great. you're thinking about me while a banger is going on lol you are miserable

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

TULIOSISSIES NOT LIKE THIS

irresponsibly late stoppage

damn, my dad isn't going to like that. he's a super casual watcher that got really hyped about tulio the last time i've shown him a fight of his

epic tko. if i posted that on reddit i would get 1 million reddit gold

THAT NIGGA DED

This is what Churchill fought Hitler for
Angry violent mutts

Damn 30 year old prospect heemy

Heem.

stream?

Tulio is sick when he starts flowing

how will dumont feel seeing her bf getting heemed?

Spinning shit is king

scripted but very well executed

Just how good is HEEMbocop?

Aaron "DEADED" Pico

I'M RIDIN SPINNAZ
I'M RIDIN SPINNAZ
THEY DON'T STOP

bonheem rd1 ko

>>151867170
Probably already DM'ing Duncan to heem her bundahole

>>151867189
show some fucking respect

woah hes such a superstar hes even got a hat on
i mean who, WHO wears a hat in the cage? no one. that's duncan's thing. kid's going places

>>151867184
he's very good. KO power and elite jits. weird chin and poor cardio hold him back from being a real contender

at first glance that follow up seemed a bit excessive but he's a zionist hue monkey so fuck him

love when spics get knocked out

holy shit, tulio looked so fucking dazed

bit o heems innit

Brazil is the punching bag of the world.
I think the country is mostly a country of metrosexual men. Extremely feminine. THey don't make for good fighters.

drop the goofed picks. this nigga lackin

Kody "KO Power And Elite Jits" Steele

CLD vs MVP?

>>151867222
why can't you heem them yourselves then? You had to bring in African men to seed your women to do so.

christian. ultramajority. leeroy. mothetfuckin'. duncan.

christian bruceleeroy duncan

>>151867206
Yeah, he lost to Killa Gorilla because of his shit cardio.

im surprised dana has murdered paul felder yet

>>151867206
>>151867184
Rodrigues has the deadly combo of sus cardio, a bad chin and bad defence
He’s really good everywhere but will never be a contender

>>151867252
could be fun. but i still wanna see mvp vs izzy

christian leroy "DC" duncan

based Weili

>>151867252
Apparently MVP is fighting Caio.

>>151867222
>0 champions

good heem to start the main card

cute boy

>>151867297
Sounds retarded
Caio will just hold him down

>>151867295
fuck

>>151867252
CLD vs Gautier, or Pyfer.

through an exchange of blows... friendship grows...

This card will be good from now on, remember this post

Sneedchenko

>>151867330
>CLD vs Gautier
My sissy clitty won’t be able to handle that much BBC in one matchup

>>151867340
No it won't

>>151867222
your main nigga gave up

valentina vs weili is like the one female fight i actually want to see

>>151867295
why would aron pico do this?

Trying to remake 90s rock is kinda cringe. White people are over. There's no point in trying to recreate our dead music.

>>151867325
Damn, think of all the feints, and taunts we will miss out on.

>>151867340
i already told you i called dana

why do americans look like this

i've seen valetina shevchenko's nipple

>>151867295
can I please submit picks for 4 fights I just got home and forgot about this event :3

>>151867394
isnt that this nigga?

>>151867394
those aren't americans. americans are only celto-germanics, afrosaxons, and native americans. Everyone else needs to be sent back.

Turns out it's an actual 90s song.

British bussy is owned by INDIAN IDOLS

>>151867406
No

>>151867295
now that we know ufc is fake it really changes things

That Shevchencko vs Weili promo, goosebumps

He is brazilian. Pride legend. VVanderlei "The Axe Muderer" Silva.

Great card so far

>>151867394
Helen Yee jungle version

>>151867295
i was right about tulio not handling the step up in competition but it'm starting to have doubts about the overweight bonfim brother

finally its bonfirm time

>>151867394
She is Brazilian. WMMA Legend. Cristiane "Cyborg" Justino.

>>151867457
main event let's goooooooo

>mutt with TACO headband
bit on the nose

322 and the following FN is going to be heemkino

>>151867450
how did that happen?

>>151867445
>>151867394
Forgot to quote.

>>151867451
colby loves weili

This is what the Jews took from you.

Reminder that THE mma guru predicted that both Bonfim brothers will lose tonight.

>>151867394
why not?

dont give a fuck about jamaica. in fact we should spend $0 helping.

>>151867450
my nigga

>>151867505
lel pretty pretty good

>>151867530
Don’t be inconsiderate. White girls need their BBC

>>151867512
Now bask in the ruins.

>>151867530
I will donate a crate of my piss to help them rebuild

>>151867545
ok ramjeet shartdick. how does that help you?

>>151867545
See
>>151867430
groids are out of style

>>151867545
>White girls need their BBC
*arab girls
they cant resist my big bulgarian cock
t ferg

>>151867550
this... cant be real.

>>151867560
Us piggy white boys can oink on it too, playa

Out of the THREE chicks I have begging me to fuck them tonight I have granted one the honor's, keep your chin up boys I'm a short king just have to stay confident and lift

>>151867512
vgh...

naught a single good fight this eve

>>151867581
i cant imagine how shit your life is. this is all you got on a saturday night. megakek. why didnt you slit your throat yet ? it wont get better, you peaked in the egg you hatched from.

>>151867043
better than this card so far

>>151867591
no king would ever refer to themselves as a short king, you are a faggot I fear.

Chris Padildo

goomba looking ahh

>>151867617
You need a black daddy to fertilise the eggs in your boiwomb I fear

>missed weight
>-120 pick em against Chris Padilla
grim

>>151867641
yo dat nigga low key do be lookin like a goomba though

>>151867644
he needs wakandan willies

>>151867644
You confirm Hitler was right.

>>151867634
Have to emphasize on that the demoralization campaign has really been successful against short kings, hungry skelly.

Aaron "Taco" Pico

>>151867700
shortlings were always hated on, no campaign required.

>>151866916
>>151866990
>>151867168
you are obsessed and miserable. it was a great fight. Tulio had his moments and can tee off. I didn't even say he was going to win

TWO Bonfims???

didn't this taco guy turn some chinks eye into a balloon once?

Why did I think both the Bonfin bros were Jewish?

>>151867727
taco guy was also clown guy too? holy shit where is BJ Penn this has too many levels

CUT BOTH THESE BROWN BUMS

I don't care he missed weight I am ROOTING for Ismael

I don't care im English I was ROOTING for Chute Boxe guy

>>151867715
Nah short kings are rulers of the world i.e Ilia, Bezos ,the Zuck

Cope and seethe lanky

>>151867726
they're brazzas.. The one fighting now is the older one.

are the vegas cards just fighters running some sort of Brazilian gauntlet?

>>151867699
Clitler was an AGPiggy who oinked xerself to the abbatoir due to jewdaddy gapings

>>151867758
nigga got tko'd stiff by a pinky finger

>>151867758
is that what your dad did to your mum, mutt?

>>151867755
Does the Elder Bonfim ride around on the Younger's shoulder when they aren't fighting?

"He's fighting a smart fight"

dom cruz has cte

>>151867803
Dark Tournament saga was kino. kinda wish I finished this show

>>151867784
And yet he still makes browns and faggots seethe 80 years later

>>151867699
He might have been right about the Jews, but he was a loser. And we don't tolerate losers around here.

heem kwabby

HEEM STOPPY

Fucking disgrace

literally just gave up, cut this homo

>>151867819
Chapter Black saga is pretty kino. A lot more of the horror elements, but they turn into corny slice of life shonen crap in the last arc. Also some rando wins the final tournament.

BLACK MAN WINS AGAIN

I don't think you can come back from quitting against Chris Padilla

yeah, i knew it. changed my pick to taco on tapology but not here, obviously. weight missers suck ass.

WEIGHT MISSERS ON SKATES

KWAB the bonfims are so shit

HEEM TACCY

>>151867752
yeah, im the one coping.

kek what a heem

TOTAL BBC VICTORY

>>151867828
What did Americuckland win? Nigs fucking your mom?

cut the bumfin sisters

We're eating good, my fellow blackchads

sketchy ass looking finish

bahtfighting Padilla with the basic fight IQ, the Brazilians weakness

>pro fighter
>approximately 8 min of cardio

for what purpose?

>>151867822
Clitler preferred pozzed/piggy pronouns

>>151867513
AHEM

Crumbled like a cookie

mma fighters might be the worst athletes on earth

>>151867851
>>151867865
>>151867871
They were the same fucking color and both mutts.

>>151867890
she looks underage

how are you supposed to cope with your brother getting heemed before your big main event fight?

>>151867890
Made for ___

>>151867890
i don't like feet but those thighs look great

need to drop a huge ismael bonfim in the gabriel bonfim

>>151867862
I understand how Napoleon ruled the entire world, men just want to be led. Unfortunately I am to busy having wild sex and don't care but imagine if I did

oh no bonfirm did not held firm

Holy fuck based Dan Hooker is going to MURDER Shartman!

>>151867868
More like jews fucking your son. France won nigs fucking their mom. But my point stands. History doesn't like losers.

BLACK MEXICANS RISE UP LETS GOOO

>>151867885
How do you reconcile slurping muzzies and kikes at the same time?

>>151867903
Ngannou has a small penis though/

>>151867890
imagine the smell

>>151867902
surely he's used to his older brother being shit by now

THAT was the main event? what the fuck man bonfim fucking sucks fuck

>>151867903
i've seen the cup this nigga wears he got a shrimp

small penis = bigger heemer

ice can't heem this guy

someone havin a bit of a melty

uhhhh where's brown?

>>151867903
Tom peenheems this dicklet all day

long ass interview

>>151867956
look in the mirror

Make the call, Dana, Tacodilla is talking too much

>>151867880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiAEthK2-1E&list=RDRiAEthK2-1E&start_radio=1

>>151867937
There's 2 more Bonfims fighting actually. They're cloning them, but you can see that you lose some skill and quality with each copy.

Islam is illegitimate

Are islam and khabeeb brothers?

>>151867965
uoooooooooooohhhh HEEM

hope JDM vs islam is going to be fun, i kinda think islam is going to end up winning but who knows

JDM is /thatguy/
JDM is HIM

>>151867993
they are married

>>151867993
were their parents actually brothers? or are they like relatives or just happen to be from the same village

>charles with diarrhea in abu dhabi
>robbery against volk
>2 week short notice volk
>peahead
>1 day short notice moicano
<greatest fighter ever

Man, i hope JDM rip off pisslam's head.

>>151868025
now this is giga seethe

>>151867993
spawned from the same bamhole in a filthy mountain hovel surrounded by freaks

>>151868034
Point the lie, blackie.

>>151868043
I'm not engaging with a rando racist retard. we'll see what happens next week. I'm sure you'll spin that as well if JDM loses

>>151868025
knower

>>151868046
yum no homo

>>151868046
keep an eye out on this guy he'll be making huge waves in the middleweight division

medic we need a medic

>>151867870
シックス・セブン

wait a minute thats not who I thought it was?

>>151868086
frfr

Why do Brazzas look Jewish?

gn sweet prince (of kung fu)

uncbros...

heem grampy

Dagesisters?

HEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMM@@@#

damn, i really like salikhov

He's going to be sent to the front in ukraine after losing like this

back of the head heemy

kung poo bros...

Salikov is one of Islam's closest sparring partners
Medic has a build almost identical to JDM

HEEM

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

MY PICKS

ZUTTED

>>151867993
the gene pool is extremely small when you leave the US

like a Muslim does

>>151868178
He’s a 42 year old kickboxer

oh I thought that was dusko todorovic

Canada last anon standing

HUMAN BEAN

>win
>beg for bonus
poofc

ok bro

this korean john guy has extreme onions energy

thats right bitches kneel to me

>>151868199
>schnell
>bonfim
It's over.

>>151868199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j5ucKaBtR4&list=RD6j5ucKaBtR4&start_radio=1

He sounds pretty American when he talks. Does he live here?

>>151868191
And? He's developed a kickboxing system that short circuits when they fight a larger opponent
Islam has adopted Salikov's kickboxing system

bro, maybe you're not getting bonuses because you're finishing fucking semelsberger and urbina

>>151868199
>Schnell

>>151868229
GRASSO MY BELOVED

islam is essentially gsp

wait fuck this retard picked bonfim
nvm, you may unkneel

whoa Caio's wife is a qt

lookin mad sussy....

>>151868284
maga face

>>151868284
would

>>151868284
you wouldn't be complaining if your meng was between those lips

>>151868284
bimbo bogged is actually kinda hot. its the subtle bogs thats uncanny and cringe

TOTAL BUMFIM DEATH

>>151868199
>>151868225
>>151868249
haha, thats me! I don't at all know who those guys are, i sort of knew the other ones though.

If I see an old lady walking around alone tonight I'm gonna heem the fucking shit out her.

>>151868383
You'll still have the honor of being the last guy to get his picks heemed. That's something, right?

>>151868405
Kek

holy fuck morales is so handsome

who is joseph morales? i watch nearly every card and have no idea who this is, also i assumed schnell retired lol

>>151868402
thats not enough. i want the glory.

>>151867993
No, but they've known each other since they were kids. Khabib is Avar, Islam is another ethnic group I can't remember the name of.
Islam's ethnic group, ironically, doesn't take the Islamic religion as seriously as Khabib's Avars.

banger song

>>151868284
That's called a guidette.

>>151868460
I'm 99% sure that both of the guys you picked will lose and 100% sure at least one will.

Sorry chap.

Shit card.

>most interesting muslim fighter pre match quote be like
>"yeah I'm gonna win, I'm gonna beat the other guy"

my picks are already heemed of course but why the fuck did i pick schnell?

>>151868458
ultimate fighter beat a small shavkat in massive upset at ddpvszat

>>151868505
>"yeah I'm gonna win, I'm gonna beat the other guy
Simple as.

>>151868507
because imagine the schnell

>>151868448
how you can tell?

Every close fight is a robbery.

my nigga schmell is fighting for his contract right now he won't lose

PICKS
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED

THE WAY HE TURNED INTO THAT GUILLOTINE
what the fuck

67!!!!!!

HEEEEM GUILLIE

Morales never should have been cut anyway. Got heemed by Figgy but who hasnt at flw

It's ovah

Wow schmell lost? What a surprise

ufc is so shit nowadays

>>151868464
Islam is lak

>>151868383
Goodnight sweet prince

six seven

>>151868588
lol

>>151868588
OHHHHHHHHHH

>>151868592
It's based. These fights are all finishes so we don't have to watch any more of this crap.

heeminder every gillie finish is automatically flagged and reviewed by the FBI
this one appeared kosher though upon preliminary inspection

>>151868588
i'm going to start flipping coins for every pick desu

>>151868588
who cares? meaningless without an actual prize on the line

>>151868567
>see me after the show kid

i think that might have been the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen, i hope for schnell's sake that he was paid off

main card was only an hour and a half. unfathomably based.

I'm so happy I'll be able to get back to studying before 10 o clock. Based fast finishes.

>>151868621
salty salty b

Slamdaddy has been looking extra sexy in these promos

gabriel bonfim by submission in round 1

PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME GET VIOLENTLY HEEMED IN FRONT OF MY HOMECROWD

I actually picked every fight correctly. I simply didn't share my picks with you plebs.

>disabled veterans sponsoring the post match interview
make a disabled division right now, like the paralympic games

wtf happened in this fight

Just finished building a bed, missed every single fight, managed to tune in just in time for the main event

Bumsfirm soon

>>151868706
magnets

>>151868383
he looks cool here

>>151868706
Uppercuts

quick workout between the fights

>>151868706
nerve gas

rude boy bobby brown

Cagefighting

>>151868750
Does she have a flashlight in her ass?

>>151868790
you don't?

>>151868801
Not presently, no.

>>151868790
sounds like you already know the answer to that question

>>151868843
there are no stupid questions

gay ass walkout song, the bumfim meme ends tonight

Kek is this coldplay

I didnt post my picks, I want to tell you guys my picks have not been heemed.

Bonfeem wins.

brown vs magny is the fight we all want to see dana

So Brown is finally fighting Bonfim? I suppose you can't run forever

Tunk tunk tunk sahur would've heemed both of these two cunts

people forget man Randy Brown was piecing JDM up before he got fluked

>couldn't even fill up 2 gamethreads
state of the poofc

>>151868914
he clearly slipped, getting a rematch after an easy win here

a rude nigga? thats that shit I like

Where is herzog?

>>151868750
form is terrible, she needs to twist her hands at an angle otherwise this is working nothing. She's also flaring her elbows out too much.

>>151868916
>3am and still whining about his brain not receiving sufficient dopamine hits through online friend simulation

No fights of substance
No fights of consequence
No future champions
No crowd

THIS is the UFC APEX.

>>151868948
busy uhh doing something
bitch

Randy Brown is one ugly fucking monkey ape

I like how brown moves

>>151868963
>No future champions
hokit, i fear

if the nigga gets his leg broken do we have to take him behind the shed and put him down?

>>151868963
Why would you stay up to watch something you clearly hate

Sweep the leg, johnny

motherfuckers throwin heat

>>151869003
why would you fear that

brown getting totally outclassed

Browns leg is cooked

aspinall could never

That leg is DONE folks

jesus that was intentional as fuck. he was jabbing with eyepokes

brown lookin like prime herbert burns in there

Bonfim bros this nigga has big lips

>>151869070
kek

are we sure theyre the same weight

filthy subhuman FREAKS in my screen.

Fighters that for me are the same:
Randy Brown and Jalin Turner

idk man...someone's gonna get tagged!

Brown is downloading the data

>>151869012
>stay up
it's 2am on a saturday night you soft cunt

bro did i just they are advertising a khabib doll. he's been retired for 5 years lmao

heem

HEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

EARLY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

based

bonHEEEEEM

fixed fight

FAKE HEEMS

kneem early

mark smith the worst in the business does it again

WHAT A SHITTY STOPPAGE LMAO

HEEEM STOPPY

literally a perfect stoppage

good stoppage

HEEM RIGGY

This nigga actin like he wasn't completely fucking out on the mat lmao

>>151869003
Fat middleweight

Good stoppage imo. Brown was limp

herzog wouldn't have done this he bet the house on randy brown

i can understand the ref here with the way brown fell, he looked dead until he hit the ground

did that nigga want to get beat up even more? lol

valid stoppy. he took long to do anything after getting dropped

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM (a little early tho)

HEEM SMITHY

too bad it wasn't Keith so we could get a Dom meltdown

lol great stoppage Mark

Another fixed fight

biggest dive I've seen yet

Fuck that was an early stoppage

>>151869141
This. The gnp would've ended it in TKO.
Okay stoppage.

fuckin HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

His head bounced, good stoppage

Nigga was cooked, he was set to eat a barrage of blows after that even if he woke up in time to defend

55 stoppage main card apologize to ari

>>151869088
Being a nocturnal neet isn’t a flex

The ending that this shit card deserved

let's just take a moment to thank Dana "Rigmaster" White for putting on such a quality card and changing the lives of dedicated martial arts warriors across the globe (mostly poor parts)

Nah, watching the replay i think it was an okay stoppage.
Could let him take a few shots but that was okay.

literally woke up because his head bounced on the mat, lol

how much did james krause have on bonfim?

These blackoids simply cannot fight. Just look at how the rest of the world has bent over aidsfrican countries at will and continues to do so (China). Weak little things, simple as.

KOBE

fight kinda sucked ngtl

buddy was out
complaining with his arms up looking dizzy as fuck go sit down somewhere my boy

I WAN THANK JESOOS CHWIST FO MAKEY FITE FIX TANK U DANA AN FERTITTOS

>>151869126
>>literally shelling up in anticipation of potential shots
>>limp
lmao ok

maybe not that early stoppage desu he could have eaten probably 1-2 unnecessary shots here

Colbussy will duck

>>151869176
its the weekend, actual incel. if you had a job you might recognize that. quit the projection little jeet faggot.

if you have an opinion on the stoppage you're a fucking caz

>>151869244
he was fucking out, would just eat more shots there and then the ref would stop it anyway, he fell badly

BO NIGGER

>>151869289
Really want to see him x rodolfo. Is it next week?

>>151869261
working people don't stay up until 4am just cuz it's the weekend. especially not to watch something they hate just so they can pretend to have online friends

I woke up in time to see the celebration.

>>151869270
>>he was fucking out

>>151869263
>self reporting caz

honestly, that ended up being a pretty fun card

>>151869320
i meant he was out of the fight, not actually out cold, although he did get clearly KO'd and woke up when his head bounced off the canvas

151869325
kek, found one

>>151869261
Why are is fucking angry lmao
I’m up at 2 but if you don’t consider that late you’re probably a neet or druggy loser

Wtf is this hot mic talking shit on Bueno Silva hahaha