Thread 151867056

Fat men slapping each other.

>>151867056 (OP)
watching the basho with my boys

we got the big wheelchair already

Kyonosato might have the worst body of any rikishi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Psud-BJg6w
Let it begin.

>>151867214
At least he can get on the dohyo. Komanokuni on the other hand...

Oh neat, Yamato is back in Makushita. I wonder if he's bulked up, he was super skinny last time.

all the jk and jd lards make me so mad. im glad whenever one of them falls on their fat ass

>>151867300
>Yamato
>bulked up
Never going to happen. Dewanojo eats all his chanko. He's a chikenbone for life.

>>151867369
They are the true soul of sumo.

>>151867409
they are a disgrace to the sport

>>151867436
>IT'S NOT A FUCKING SPORT!!!

>>151867436
>they are a disgrace to the sport

>>151867369
>>151867436
Jk and Jd should unironically have a weight limit. If you can't get to sandanme by the time you fatten up that much then you're forcibly kicked out for incompetence.

>>151867516
They do.

most reluctant monoii ever.

>First monoii of the basho goes to a Futagoyama rikishi
Based Miyabiyama giving the JSA headaches years after retirement.

umeboshi won that one fo sho

they tried to rob my boy Ume chan

He wrestles smart for a youngster. I hope he gets strong enough to rise up.

Tony Brundetto got handled easily

>>151867768
Again, lol

Kikuchi almost reminds me of Kinbozan in stature.

Hansoku on Kikuchi. Anyone catch what it was?

>Only Futagoyama rikishi are getting monoiis
Noticing....
wait hairpull?

Kikuchi still gonna be a ghost on sumo food.

>>151868327
I liked how he was fighting angry there though. Just needs to take 10% off

>>151868315
>paraGOY

>>151868340
Paragay* I'm watching midnight after all

i haven't watched since the basho before hoshoryu made yokozuna. is there somewhere i can binge every makuuchi match i missed since then?

>>151868469
Not every match, but the official JSA YouTube channel has all the sanyaku matches.

Do you think Japanese women dream of being underneath sumo wrestlers?

Ngl I can't wait for Fujiryoga's (former Goshima) fight in his Juryo debut. He has that natural ogre physique, just like Kazuma.

>>151869019
Not just the women.

Holy fuck being Kyoda must be suffering
>Ascending
>Hurt your knee, need surgery
>Your rank plummets
>For a very long time you're reduced to the cook of the stable
>Finally get better, able to practice
>Finally in the clear
>Get hurt in the knee again
>Fucking rinse, repeat

if only you knew how bad things really are

Dewanojo up next.

>>151869287
>>151869254
Kyoda on track to becoming the Kokuryunami of Futagoyama stable

>>151869534
That's an absurd thing to say when Kikuchi exists.

TSUKIOKA MY BOI!!!!!!!! SMALL KINGS RISE UP!!!!!

>>151869680
His first ever win in Sandanme. Good on him.

>>151869690
His umajark looked good.

this is the basho...
...the basho Takayasu wins...!

>>151868469
Hop on BTDig and search 'Sumo MVGroup'. They have both the Grand Sumo Highlights and the full (top div) coverage I think. Goes back to about 2019 before seeds get shaky.

henkabro stepped out lol

lmao he henka'd in the tornado dashi too
committed

nice spin move by gyoji-san

>K*senosato shinpan
:/

Oh shit that woman with the eternal bitch face who's there for the entire basho is in the crowd.

>>151871043
I saw a white "woman" a couple rows back on the east side who looks like "she" is probably about 6'3" 250.

big wheelchair time

>>151871043
I've seen her smile. I am blessed.
>>151871137
Big yikes.

>>151871161
get that thing on the dohyo stat

>>151871161
anime fans are disgusting

Japan really needs to make homosexuality illegal

>>151871206
I agree, if only to see your gay ass in a cell.
Faggot.

Nuggers should really have put this one away by now, its shamfur dispray if Jokic has to take the floor in the 4th

>>151871278
Retard.

oops wrong tab lol

I will redeem basho thank you

SINLGE PACK MINI HOLY SHIT

Soma gets a win. How does Futagoyama do it? How does he make his rikishi so strong?

sumo family's stream just disappeared & sb design never showed up yet.
Leo dick is still there and theres a new abema streamer too, Sunday morning sumo.
the selection on YouTube is getting thin, I don't like this one bit

VPN+ABEMA chads just keep winning

COUSIN INCOMING

Daihisho has some good shiko. I can already feel the evil spirits leaving the dohyo. This will be a good basho.

>>151871469
can I watch abema via jap vpn? I have tons of those

>>151871666
That's the only way you can, Mr. Satan.

>>151871679
how come the links aren't in the OP

>>151871739
Don't blame me.

>>151871739
Because I only made the thread because
1) no one else had
2) the obnoxious Dan spammer hadn't

>>151871833
That's not an excuse for a bad OP.

>>151871840
It's better than yours.

love this yobidashi

WAKABRO???

>>151871873
I didn't even make one, and yours is still worse.

>>151871901
Waka-no

>>151871916
And yet here you are posting. Curious!

>>151871936
It was first. That doesn't make it good.

>>151871916
>>151871936
It's the first thread of the basho, could you two keep it in your pants until the third one at least?

>>151871979
No.

'member when Bushozan was Makuuchi?

Great match for Wakamiyabi.

this guy thought he was Ura lmao

>Day 1
>Dohyo already looks cracked to fuck and extremely scuffed
Seems a bit odd, normally it gets through at least a few days before drying out to that point. This shit looks like it normally does towards the end of the tournament.

>>151872218
They're bad horizontal cracks too. Must be weird humidity in Kyushu.

>>151871833
why does people having enthusiasm for one of the most exciting new wrestlers upset you so badly?

>>151872223
According to weather report, 15-23C at 80% humidity. Baffling. The tawara looks all washed out and uneven too. Mebbe it's just a bad color balance on the stream I'm watching making it look different to usual.

I like the cracks, gots fuckloads of dat wabi-sabi aesthetic

dam that Fukuzaki can sumo real good

wtf I thought Chiyomaru was retired?

>>151872298
>>151872281
It'd be fine for day 15, but there's nothing like the fresh, new day 1 dohyo. Feels bad, man.

CHIYOMARU

the comeback begins, the maru is gonna make it back to juryo in 2026

Mita still here in Juryo lol

did someone fuck up the woodblock timing there?

>>151872309
>Bad dohyo clay/build
>Washed out vibe on streams
>Fat boi chair wheeled out in only the fourth match of the day
Feeling slightly cursed at this point. Worried something actually bad is gonna happen this basho. Yes I'm superstitious, but so are the japs. Hope someone makes sure to splash a lot of extra sake and throw a fuck load of salt on that ring before someone gets hurt.

Fujiryoga entrance. The guy monstered Makushita since his MsTD60 debut.

Kusano is Yoshinofuji now. huh

Okaryu on day one LETS FUCKING GO

>>151872524
Hell yeah mah Tatsunamiggers.

I hear he makes a mean natto omelet.

Onogawa Oyakata.
even his nipples are muscular

Dumb question:
What YT channel is this format from? When I started watching sumo ~2 yrs ago, it was on the channel with this format. Any idess as to what the channel is?

>>151872685
The fuck are you talking about?

>>151872685
Goddamn forgot pic cuz of phone captcha

Wakanosho wrecked that mong real good

>>151872708
Natto. He's not on YouTube anymore.

shiden thinking he might need to henka just to survive

>>151872703
Goddamn, that was a fast reply. Dunno if the YT channel got shadowbanned, cuz I saw it once later. For whatever reason, I was too retarded to save it. The stats are the perfect overlay to a match. Google was a faggot when I tried

Goshima doesn't look like an ugly bastard anymore with his hair slicked back like that.

goshima

>>151872772
Ur a faget.

Goshima looks really aerodynamic at the tachiai with his hair like that, looks like a cycling time trial helmet

>>151872792
Aerodynamic'd his way to a free day one win.

>>151872774
Oh wait, nevermind. Kazuma was the ugly bastard. I'm starting to get the Juryo sleepys.

Asasuiryu: Enho part II - the shortening

>>151872743
Nigger christ. Thank you for your help. Everything was so clean-cut in that overlay. Despite my not speaking moonrune, it explained so much more than the English-speaking folks on the NHK broadcast with their feeble, uninformative overlay

>>151872814
Enho wishes, lol

>>151872819
the n word is racist

>>151872819
You sound really dumb.

Himukamaru's belt is a sweet colour.

>>151872804
'tweren't free by a long shot, took him 20 years of hard labor to make his legs that powerful

>>151872856
Yeah no shut up, Goshima was born as a human ogre.

>>151872876
just like you were born gay

>>151872890
lol, got him

>>151872890
Fuck me in the ass and call my your baby girl, daddy.

that woman on the west side with the purple shirt with the faces on it, who's face is that? is that a takanosho shirt?

looks like either Takanosho or Hakuho

taker is seated

>>151872999
Good, no need to tax an already unstable structure.

>>151872946
Looks like Hakuho. Or possibly laughing Terunofuji? Some sort of Mongolian anyway.

Wow what a shit fight.
>Tachiai
>Everyone slips and puts their hands down
>Someone gets called the winner
Lmao

UPDATED

>>151873039
>Shishi
>Marvel
the wall-eyes say it all

OH FUCK TIME FOR TAKERUFUJI

>>151873039
>Shishi
>Marvel
lmfao he's so god damn retarded it's almost charming

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>hiradoumi - none
what a chad. anime is for faggots

>>151873125
No, it just means he's dumb and boring. The question was also favorite movie. What kind of sad cunt doesn't have a favorite movie?

ASANOYAMA

TIME TO SLAY SOME PUSSY

taker would've gotten nishikigi out easy if he didn't have weak wimpy legs

:(

>Takerufuji loses
>Asanoyama loses
what

juryo title favorites all dropping their openers

>>151873183
They should've focused on doing their own brand of sumo.

>>151873150
he was out at "da klub" drinking with whores until half an hour after dawn today, probably still a little drunk during the bout

TERU SPOTTED

DAN

anyone got the webm of Teru laughing at Hoshoryu in the tunnel?

sneaky chinaman stole that one from kagayaki

Asahakuryu gonna repeat

>Mita
>Asanoyama
>Takerufuji
Every single favourite to win ate shit day one. Everyone except Fujiryoga.

Mita's staying in juryo

I am ready.
For Aonishki to win this with 11/4.

>>151873039
Hiradoumi - None

based

>>151873301
I don't know who's list of favorites you're using, but if Asahakuryu isn't on it, it's trash.

>>151873302
his bag of manlet tricks can only fool his competitors so long, once they figure him out its over for him. he'll have to learn to win by wrestling or he won't last long

>>151873317
I'd rather be trash than support Asah*kuryu.

>>151872828
Nothing in that post to suggest such a thing, unless you worship niggers and that word triggered you.

>>151873334
Supporting someone and recognizing them as a favorite isn't the same thing, Neville.

>>151873339
Natto's layout is gay and so are you.

>>151873353
Grow a sense of humour you genuine faggot.

Dan is looking to be in the best shape he has ever been in, much bigger & stronger looking than in September. Zensho from him would not surprise me.

>>151873375
You first.

>>151873377
8-7

>>151873389
Its telling that even the most devoted Dan detractor can't conceive of him putting up at least a KK

>>151873229
just the pic

Still prefer Hosh's dohyo-iri to 'sato's.

>>151873411
thanks boss

Hosh's entrance sucks. zero hinkaku. and those aprons are completely gay

Alright lads
day one here we goooooooooooooooo

UNCLE WAKA IS HERE
ABEMA OZUMO RIBAL

classic shonannoumi

>>151873429
>>>/wsg/6024279
forgot this commentary was from the same webm lol

>>151869019
If they're Ozeki yes. Although not sexually.

Ryuden will spend all that kensho on abortions

embarrassing

>>151869019
The Sumo fans do.

>>151873584
>>151873612

Roga is so handsome

>>151873618
You spelled 'incompetent' wrong

Shishi has taken the black.

Just push you OAF!

very fun bout
thought shishi had it for a moment there

drunk shishi

Sheesh almost had him

Either Shishi has leveled up to be nearly on the level of a sanyaku fixture or Daieisho doesn't have his full power back yet.

>>151873659
Shish has always had potential
People just meme on him because of his derpy face

>>151873659
The latter. Shishi was way too hesitant there. He kept going for a pull instead of just pushing Daieisho out at the edge.

>flying backwards
>your opponent loses before you can
>join the crowd
>do a sweet flip
Just another bog standard bout for our favourite flying monkey

>>151873679
Leave
I'm both correcting your English and giving you an order.

KinboSTRONK

did he really just call this nigga speedy gonzales

ABEMA has (rightly) abandoned the Stunto POV and has replaced it with camera-on-a-stick POV

Abi > Abi lite

Obby

Where is it

NIPPON IS UNDER ATTACK

>>151873753
Dewanojo fell over and triggered a quake alarm

Atami doesn't do that 'grabbing the other guy's belt to make sure he doesn't fall' bullshit

>>151873411
I wish I had a higher res version of him in jail

>Atamifuji push
>lose

TRUST THE PLAN

yoshinopassport

>>151873739
RIP Suomi

Hakuoho gonna beat HorseSHITryu tonight

Tamawashed

So was that tournament in London rigged so the spectators had fun? Seemed like a lot of staged matches. Not like they were competing for ranks or anything

>>151873812
Yes. It's called ana-zumo, literally “flower sumo.”

>>151873817
I would say better late than never, but that looks like it's already been chewed on.

>>151873822
*hana-zumo

>>151873812
they've have played for keeps if rank was at stake and there was enough prize money on the line.
even with playing it safe and faking everything, takayasu still got a back injury that is going to end up costing him a valuable sanyaku slot

>>151873830
the rest of his body shrinked but his head is lagging behind badly

hiradoumi the anti-anime chad beats kawaii smiler sissy
takanosho 3-12 incoming

>>151873850
what the fuck are you even taking about

Is Oho ready to step up from being a joi regular to being a sanyaku regular or will he flub it again

>>151873863
flub it again

>>151873859
No one knows.

Oho manhandled him, message sent. The Oho era is here

DAN TIME

holy crap look at all those banners for Dan

>>151873888
This will never make sense.

go white girl go

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

?

76th Yokozuna Aonishiki
>The Ghost of Kiev
>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion
>The Tsar of the Mawashi
>The Destroyer of Knees
>Diamond Back
>Dan the Terrible
>The Doom of Mongolia
>Danmagne
>Taiho Reincarnated
>The True Great White Phoenix

>SAY!
>HIS!
>NAME!

Dan is there, thats ozeki level sumo he is doing

>>151873893
just you wait, it'll be 2033 before you know it

>>151873917
That doesn't change the fact that Aonishiki is never going to grow 15cm taller.

>>151873921
He is only 21, he can still grow taller

>>151873917
it feels like it was 2010 just yesterday

>>151873923
I know you're still clinging to hope, but that's not how it works, buddy.

>>151873924
Seriously though...

>>151873926
what if everyone who isn't short retires before 2033 and dan is the only guy left over 180cm

>>151873931
He'll still never be Baruto.

Kirishima had no chance in that match with Dan, Dan was just too strong, Kirishima couldn't move him or do anything to him.

ACL not required.

You don't need knees if the other guy just decides to hug you I guess

>>151873938
Dumb fanboy. He actually held up pretty well.

They might not be perfect but those knees are good enough

Damn fine performance from kotozakura and his new gravel knees.

>>151873935
he could do that if he wanted to, he is the strongest guy in the sport

Hoshoryu looks sweaty... I'm worried.

Predict Aonishiki's four guaranteed defeats:

>Onosato (the most powerful rikishi in the banzuke)
>Hoshoryu (Aonishiki is still the Yokozuna's kryptonite, but it's possible)
>Hakuoho (young and powerful, maybe?)
>Kotozakura (forma monoii and torinaoshi until Kotozakura's weight breaks Aonishiki)

Welcome back, Horseshitryu.

Kinboshiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Dispensed.

classic hosh

I thought they were going to monoii that

>>151874001
Don't start

>>>/xs/247404
>>>/xs/247407

>>151873956
this one knew
they could see the future in the sweat

>>151873989
Dan is more solid this time, he knows his opponents better and he is heavier and stronger then ever. 14-1 is his probable finish, zensho is in the cards for him. he wants to level up and isn't going to take "no" or "wait until next time" for an answer

>>151874025
Yeah, but I'm also >>>/xs/247407

>>151873834
why am I not surprised
being a Takayasu fan is suffering

>>151874028
This basho is a contest between Aonishiki & Onosato. Hosh just isn't on their level

so this is what a yokozuna's sumo looks like

>>151873989
Onosato, Hakuoho, and then two absolutely random ones you won't see coming

I liked that use of the abdomen by Onosato, he isn't on Giku's level with that move, but its nice to see someone still using it well

>>151873989
>Aonishiki is still the Yokozuna's kryptonite
They've only fought twice. Chill.

>Today's victories for the sanyaku form an L-shape that corners Hoshoryu.

KINO

>>151874064
what's the score look like?

>>151874065
it's like pottery

>>151874067
You can't know until it's over. They're both young and will likely fight each other many times over they're career.

>>151874067
You can't know until it's over. They're both young and will likely fight each other many times over their career.

>>151874105
I think you quoted the wrong post or misread the question as you have linked the match history for two random rikishi. The question was specifically about the current score in the Aonishiki and Hoshoryu matchup.

any idea what that is?

>>151874115
He knew what he was saying and so do you.

Oh shit! New basho?!

IRON SHIKI BREAK YOUR BACK. MAKE YOU HUMBLE. FUCK THE HULK HOSHORYU

There is no Natto sumo on U-tube any moar :(

Where would an anon find a good summary vid similar to Natto?

>>151875473
He was chased one too many times on youtube by the NHK ninjas. he had like a year's tenure on rumble but that also fell through. Don't know where else he's uploading his stuff, but I recall him having a dicksword at one time.
That said, idk maybe Don Don? He's missing out on a third of the bouts each day, but can't think of anyone closer.

>>151875473
>>151875664
Just don't snitch!

theforevercove.com
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sushi

This is my third basho actually following this shit, used to just watch recaps then natto now i have realized that maegeshira roughly starts when i wake up
So today i watched it live
Thanks for reading my blog
Fucking Hoshoryu

kyushu 2026 sanyaku banzuke leaked *REAL*
Y1E Taiho Y1W Onosato
Y2E Kotozakura
O1E Taihoo O1W Wakamotoharu
S1E Fujiryoga S1W Daieisho
K1E Shishi K1W Kinbozan

https://youtu.be/155zVUFb9hI

what rule applies to the Hoshoryu match so he lost?

>>151876459
Flying in the air outside of the dohyo rule

>>151876231
Hell yeah!!! Pole bro. I can't thank you enough.

>new Basho starts off with Hosh giving out another Kinboshi
Oh boy, clown Basho to end the year, here we go.

>>151873477
What is Onoshoryu's power level?

187 kg and moving like that
that boy is something special

>>151876446
I think Oho could make Ozeki next year, but I don't think he has the balls to change his shikona to Taiho, even if he makes Yokozuna.

>>151877996
Onosato is gonna Yusho, so no clown basho this time.

>>151878497
yeah thats why i put him at ozeki as 大鵬凰

>>151873989
He loses to Wakamotoharu, obviously. Him and Onosato are the only ones he struggles with consistently. The rest are all coinflips at best.

Hakuoho also has a decent record against Onosato, could he get a double kinboshi this basho?

>>151881108
I feel like he can if i'm being honest
Hakuoho becoming the modern Akinoshima at this rate

>>151873830
what do we reckon Keisho's IQ is? seriously look at the size of this guy's fucking head what thoughts are brewing inside that watercooled RGB system up there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnt2If79M0w
Top Juryo + Full Makuuchi replay

Wait? You guys actually thought Hosho would be good Yokozuna? LOL! He can be more charming and charismatic outside of the ring, moreso than Onosato, but he fully lucked into being Ozeki and Yokozuna. Hes always going to be a Jokozuna

hoshoryu 14-1 incoming

bros I miss hakuho

>>151886626
I don't.

>>151886662
you are gay!

>>151886801
Not for Cuckaho, I'm not.

>>151887090
you are cuck!

>With Dan's 2-0 record against Hoshoryu he's sure to win
Why don't you go marry a record if you love them so much? WMH was something like 13-3 against Oho going into day one.

>>151875473
There's a couple of channels, not run by him, that still upload his videos. One is a hyper-autistic russian lad who does his own translation/narration over the footage all in one go, and there's a filipino dude who uploads just the footage as is but usually 12 hours- a day late.

also: >>151876231 based

I came here to laugh at Nephew.

>>151891581
>

>>151891581
>When Hoshoryu loses on the first day he gets a call from Uncle
Hosh will finish 14-1 if he got the call.

>>151891581
one of the oyakatas wrote a newspaper editorial about how bad hosh is
https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2025/11/10/articles/20251110s00005000058000c.html

>>151892611
Ill wait for chris to read it in a video

>>151892611
>one of the oyakatas
It's Tochinoshin.

>>151893681
Close, it was Tochiazuma

onosato a strong favorite against hakuoho tonight according to the bookies

>>151893872
Also wrong, it was Tamanoi.

>>151894269
wrong, it was Tamaasuka

>>151894301
Don't be facetious, Poland.

It was kind of tragic that nobody even threw a zabuton

>>151894499
Fukuoka is the one place they're bolted down.

>>151894499
are they nailed down in kysushu? one of the regional venues immobilized them

>>151894526
Oh
That is also tragic

they should bring horse sashimi to thrown when horseSHITryu loses

>>151894559
You should bring a noose and use it.

>>151894573
you're favorite mong lost and now u mad as asf
lololol

this guy actually likes horseSHITryu lololol

I hope when you grow your first pube, you'll look back at your behavior here and realize it's far better to be a horse than a jackass.

Please stop referring to him as "Horse", "Horseryu", "Horseshitryu", "Yokozuma" or anything related to my noble species. Associating horses with the worst yokozuna of all time is anti-equine hate speech.

Is there anyone like Natto anymore? I hate these English commentators.
>check Discord to make sure I'm referencing the correct uploader
>it's not there

>>151894907
Read the thread.

>>151894914
What a coincidence. I got to this post (>>151871799) and interpreted to mean I will not find what I'm looking for.

>>151894980
An incredibly bad interpretation. I'll repeat myself. Don't blame me.

Today's action has commenced

Shunta is up tonight, with a 5-2 he stands a chance of getting promoted to sandanme before he turns 16, a rare feat this century. Terutsuyoshi was one of those cases

Ah!

I missed yesterday. Did anything happen?

small setback for the future yokozuna koga

>>151895187
Hakuoho kinboshi on Hoshoryu. That's about it.

>>151895199
Okay thanks

>>151895014
>An incredibly bad interpretation.
Thanks, cousin.

>>151895313
I am not your kin. Delete this.

*kyujos*

>>151894710
Ummmaaaaaa

Jokic has 50 more triple dubs than Leboon even though Jokic has only played half as many career games as Leboon has

>>151895793
Stop doing this.

Stretcher out. I was watching football and missed what happened.

rikishi down! i repeat rikishi down!

Looks like his arms are moving, so that's good.

>>151895909
I think think his leg was fucked he was grabbing his knee

>>151895930
Yeah, I just watched it. Totally fucked. It just popped.

Where does koga go next honestly. His chanko is by far the worst, he can't go open a restaurant, can't be a coach, probably too retarded to be a janitor

Not a good day for the Dateno* brothers.

>>151895147
Henka'd

>>151896951
if he was older and wiser he would've seen that coming, the guy he was going up against has no business being ranked that high in the division, a henka was his only realistic chance of winning.

LeDick is the only remaining youtube live viewing option. Sumo Family and SB Design both got shoah'd by Abema

VPN chads just keep winning.

Just use a vpn and go to abema you fucking zoomers

That was one of the funnies matta I've seen

AmeriDan off to a winning start

>>151896485
It's not hard to climb back up when your best is bottom of jonidan

>>151898528
Middle of jonidan, thank you very much.

Nigazuchido's match coming up soon, Kiss beya chad is gonna whomp him all the way back to africa

>>151898736
Cool it with the racism.

Where can i watch it

>>151898911
Twitch, YouTube, or VPN + ABEMA

Avoiding the henka, yt

>>151898911
mexico

ikazuchido ginna get ripped to shreds by sengaku's jagged hairline

>>151899121
Why are you like this, just fucking talk about sumo, it's not hard.

>>151899127
Sengaku's skull really is something unique. We must fuse him with Kaisho to lump maxx.

>>151899149
>just fucking talk about sumo
If he did, it would just be "horse this" and "horse that." Is that what you want?

>>151898736
>>151899127
ummmm racist bros??

>>151898736
That's your "chad"? Can't even henka properly, lol.
Yokozuna Nelly in 2030

I'm flagging... if I fall asleep, somebody give my energy to Gojinyu.

Oshoryu wins, but HORSEshoryu can't

lol

>>151898942
Url?

>>151899705
twitch.tv
youtube.com
abema.tv

>>151899353
the time has come. everyone doubt him. JSA writed him off.

I got on my jap vpn and opened up abema.tv
>service not available in your area

man call me reddit but I hope Enho manages to get that last salaried tournament he needs to become a coach or whatever, little bastard has earned it at this point

>>151899827
he didn't earn it yet, thats why he is still competing.
and I hope he never gets it, his "style of sumo" isn't even real sumo, he henkas every tachiai and mattas nearly every time too and he fights like a pussy

What do you think the Sumo Association's response will be when it finally comes out that Hoshoryu bets against himself?

>>151899877
Enho is a disgrace, his style is like a mockery of sumo. He should be kept out even if he manages the bare minimum to qualify, kabus are limited and theres others that are much, much more deserving.
I hope he breaks his little pansy neck again and spends the rest of his manlet life in a miniature wheelchair.

Nice stuff from Mudoho. That outer leg trip, thats real sumo.

Do you guys actually think Miyabiyama is a shit coach or do you think they just edit out all the coaching from the videos since their competitors could be watching

enho is epic

enho is septic

/sumo/ is a pro-enho genny

>>151900128
I have no horse in this race, except Moriurara. And you can always bet on loss.

Re-watched Roga's day 1 bout. Fujinokawa false started on him, he got fucked by a bad judge.

>>151900144
HAHA

RIP Mita, that might be bad.

>>151900250
Looks like he dislocated or possibly broke his knee, yikes

midnightsumo really bans people for asking for the injury replays even though abema themselves show one lol what a faggot

>>151900250
>>151900264
Looks like a bad sprain. Hopefully it didn't tear any ligaments.

If Mita's knees go now in juryo does he have hopes of ever reaching makuuchi? I know ura's got knees held together with duct tape but he can do backflips and other crazy shit, he can't be the norm. I haven't been watching long enough to know how it plays out after injuries in juryo.

>>151900264
Dude has a pissy fit over everything then simps for whatever female mod or streamer talks in his chat. Gives me arcadum vibes.

>>151899885
promotion to double Yokozuna for being such a chad

>>151900264
There are other streams you can watch you know

>>151900340
I know, I just wanted to shit on him. He deserves it.

>>151900264
just watch avoidingthehenka on kick.

>>151900375
extra knee joints like that must really help in sumo

>>151900372
for me it's leo

>>151900375
Oh, that might be a dislocated knee after all. Damn.

damn rip Mita

>Monoiis have been disproportionately Futagoyama rikishi
>And now Mita fucking dies
God I fucking hate Miyabiyama. He brings his rikishi nothing but woe.

>>151900455
What do you mean, he takes them to only the best all-you-can-eat slophouses

>>151900087
A bit of both. I think they hide it but results still talk and his best rikishi survives on 7-8s.

Fujinokawa is locked the fuck in this basho.

there will be a third top division henka tonight

Ladies and gentlemen your July champion absolutely slaying the eternal S1e Daieisho.

Dark shishi

nice force push by shishi

THE FLYING MONKEY, TOBIZARU. HE IS GOOD AT DARTS, I TRIED TO BEAT HIM AND COULDN'T. HE WENT UP AGAINST SHISHI BUT SHISHI... ATE HIS LUNCH.

Time traveller here. That was the first win of Ichiyamamoto's 14-1 yusho.

>>151900375
>>151900385
Rumor of ACL tear.

Atamin you stupid fat fuck.

classic shodai

I had the image ready and the captcha solved. Then he went and won.

>>151900630
How nice, filling in for suomibro

Still devastated that Kusano didn't change his shikona to Kusanofuji (草ノ富士).

total zoomer deah

We're in the Dark Shishi era

So low, for so long

>>151900689
In the end he had nothing on the great former komusubi Oshoma

>threw it in his face
lmao

Random Japanese on Twitter said Mita walked himself to the car that took him to the hospital. I don't know what that means even if true though
.

Dark Blue is the most NPC mawashi colour out there

now THAT was some manslapping

Daddy gets it done.

Wow, that was some fun tsuppari.

S1e about to slay former S1e.

SAY

HIS

NAME

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

Hakuoho has a chance to do a funny

Hope Aonishiki didn't hurt anything there. He was a bit slow up but he seemed fine doing sonkyo.

>>151900751
Z

>>151900775
landed flat on his back it can't have felt good

>>151900775
Landed flat on his back, so probably took the wind out of him. But it didn't look like an odd angle so should be fine.
Also the dohyo just got 1cm taller

>>151900775
He landed flat so probably just got the wind knocked out of him.

>>151900771
People have forgotten that he's the prodigal rikishi of the greatest Yokozuna of all time.

IRON SHIKI BREAK HIS OWN BACK. MAKE YOU HUMBLE.

wakatakaKWABE

The time of the Wakabros is over. This is the age of Ozekis Aonishiki and Oho.

>>151900785
Hasn't he spent more time in Isegahama than Miyagino already?

Oho-bros we're so fucking going to yusho this basho I can feel it in my bones

>>151900716
NPC is, Ironically, zoomer NPC terminology. Sounds 10x gayer than normie. White college girls that have never touched a video game are saying NPC because everyone else is

it's over

Did anyone doubt?

>>151900837
It's hakuohover.

noooo

He's just too big and too strong. Hakuoho tried to beat him at his own game and just fucking couldn't.

hakuoho sisters...our response?

>>151900870
I knew he would win the moment hakuoho baited the matta out of him. It pissed him off.

>>151900823
fucking lel

>>151900877
His eyes were all over the place before the tachiai. He's either taking some funky pills or genuinely insane.

cupping marks are very disrespectful

>>151900805
I think we can agree that the proper terminology is "normalfag".

Nobdog? An Yokozuna? Yeah right
>>151900889
agreed

bodied

Lol I thought Hosh was going to slip there

That might be the fastest I've seen a rikishi get forced backwards. Takanosho might have whiplash after that.

>>151900805
>normie
>NPC
The term is normalfag.

Taka-no-show

Pretty mid day today. For half if the joi it's basically about who's less injured. Hate to see Waka like this especially. Should've sat out.

>>151900891
Nah. Self-conscious fatties wear black.

>>151900919
>Nah. Self-conscious fatties wear black.
I've been found out.

>>151900912
There were rumours of ACL damage, and he always tanks hard after double digit wins.

It's takayasu's time

https://www.reddit.com/r/Sumo/comments/1ot5je8/ochirsaikhan_takes_on_the_shikona_of_63rd/

Fucking called it. Ochilsaikan is debuting under the shikona of Asahifuji. Being given a Yokozuna's shikona on debut is a huge statement.

Guys... i love sumo

What's the longest reasonable time it can take someone to reach juryo before you can say they never will

>>151900955
Wakatakamoto has been in professional sumo 16 years and his highest rank is Ms7.

>>151900947
>inb4 he gets injured in makushita and becomes eternal makushitter

for me, it's Wakawakawaka

>>151901005
You and pacman

Watching juryo right now since I missed it. Tamashoho v Kitanowaka was really good. And damn it looked like Mita's leg bent over backwards.

>>151901005
For me it's Wakadeutschamoto.