Thread 151872844

Angry edition

>Quinville was slapping all those young boy's asses
He must have been so happy.

>>151872844 (OP)
he needs a new girlfriend

After their game at Rogers, the Oilers team visited an orphanage. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope" said Timmy, aged 6.

9-1 xd lmao rofl

first for the bussybros leading the league

kraken won, nucks won, sharks won, oceanbros eating good tonight

la the worst city vegas mogs it

>>151872877
happiest edmontonian

>>151872884
hell ya brother

avs win, cat posted

>>151872884
even based ducks won over faggot vegass

>>151872884
Even the asterisk won.

At least I live in based Vegas and not in a shithole like anacrime

What's going on in his head right now?

>>151872884
Fucking based. We're the real Western conference.

I think /hoc/ owes my sharkies another apology

cali and florida are always the bad guys

>>151872911
>just another day in my stupid ass shitty nigger chungus life

>>151872911
Probably some buckshot

worst loss ever at rogers lol

thanks for the point duckies your team is kino

I know its early season oilels but what the fuck man

>>151872844 (OP)
The Oilers now know what it's like to be a white woman in New Delhi

>oilers lost 9-1
holy fuck the knights loss doesn't seem so bad after all

>habs fans getting pissy over Schaefer because of "ethical points"
Insecure fanbase

>>151872954
nah, it would have needed to be in colorado with the entire crowd cheering the gaping on

based xwitter

Is this the angry edition thread?

Obligatory
>soilers

Cheers to everyone from Ohio who stayed up watching the game. Hope the Blue Jackets have a great season!

>>151872956
Sunday muscle started~

>>151872908
Vegas is full of crime you faggot LMFAO

>>151872908
>At least I live in a sterile desert hellhole
That's not a flex.

>sportsnet removed the scorebug
KWABOTY

>>151872980
cope, it's a dry heat

>stella bottles i bought have 11.2 oz
bro's i'm getting ripped off damn near an ounce per bottle wtf

>>151872911
"I need to jack it to some anime titties"

>>151872992
genuinely can't imagine living in a place like that
i wonder how long your brain needs to bake in the sun to accept it

>>151872992
based

>>151872992
a monument to man's hubris and degeneracy

Best kek of the year
>SN disabled the scoreboard
KWAB

>>151872992
I don't get it
what would you prefer instead?
it's fucking desert

>>151873006
Probably extremely long, if you're normal. If you're retarded like >>151872990 you'll accept it real fast.

>>151872992
Best city in the world

>>151873041
i still can't fucking believe it

>>151873048
>what would you prefer instead?

>>151873006
>nevadians
>having brains
Some of the most subhuman people I’ve ever met have been people from reno driving over into California

Too many teams to laugh at tonight

For the love of God. Stop saying the Swedish names in English. You're Swedish you moron. Pronounce them as they're suppose to be pronounced.

>>151872944
their luck will run out chill out bud

>>151873005
>titties

>>151873064
you can build anything you want over that space
it's taken up either way
whether by suburban homes or 3-4 story "charming" old buildings

>>151873082
>E-li-ass
>ee-lee-is

here's the city where the next nhl expansion team should be

>>151873071
>nevadians
based retard

>>151873107
What’s the proper term then, poindexter?

i want a boring working city like edmonton minus the cold, niggers and other degeneracies which US city is for me

>>151873113
nevadan u dumb bitch kwab no milly

>>151873113
retards

>>151873095
E-lee-ass Pett-er-son
Tomm Vill-ander

>>151873114
>minus the cold, niggers
impossible. you can't have both

>>151873114
Cheyenne, although it can still get c

>>151873131
thank you gary

what are they talking about bros?

Ducks vs avs will be a good game

>>151873142
favourite trap mangas

>>151873142
Their favorite quint.

>>151873142
what team they're going to request a trade to

>>151872992
S O V L
O
V
L

The Oilers’ crease looked like a whore at a gloryhole, just open access for everyone.

>>151873155
yotsuba to mindbreak

>>151873142
how slopdown got cancelled

>>151872908
Vegas is legitimately one of the worst places you could live in the US who the fuck brags about living their lmao

If they want to watch the Michael Jackson movie together

>>151873187
*there

>>151873168
>modern American homes
>sovl
Don't make me laugh.

What the the hell was that question? How old does that guy think Patrik Allvin is? He was barely out of his diapers when Fläsket brinner and Trettioåriga Kriget broke up the first time and wasn't even born when Träd, Gräs och Stenar broke up for the first time.

>>151873221
you must be the one jap in all of nippon who hates the oilers so much that you'd make a (funny) meme to articulate as much

>>151872908
Meanwhile the OC looks like this. Cope harder Vegass. You will never see natural beauty like this in your shitty rundown town. Go trip over another ODing prostitute on the strip faggot. Fuck you

https://globalnews.ca/radio/880ched/player/

they're taking calls

>>151873272
bro's seething kek

this is what my backyard looks like
gary should award me a team as a result

>>151873155
fuck off weeb

>>151873308
Was that you? It sounded like a Scot or a pajeet.

>>151873318
Why does an australian poster have a leaf flag?

>>151873149
Name 5

Well done Knobhead. Trying to prevent your goalies from giving up bad goals by playing the most conservative system possible. Well guess what? Your goalies still give up the bad goals, except now your own team is so neutered it can’t outscore those issues.

For me, its Macklin Celebrini of the San Jose Sharks

>>151873175
Still Tony

He wasn’t wrong. He was just on about the Colorado fans.

Panthers and Oilers are both washed. Won't even make playoffs at this rate.

sharks and ducks are the future.

>>151873395
Why is a retired baseball player coaching them?

>>151872882
need a gif of the baby sharks doing a spin for an old woman's pleasure

>>151873319
>he says on the anime website

This is a very bad sign for the Oilers. None of the "leaders" stepping up to take an interview. Nah, send the scrubs instead, let them take the heat.

>>151873437
lmao fucken cowards

>>151873403
marner's vegas quite literally exist bud

>>151873437
what 2 months of no corey perry does to the softest team in the league

>>151873437
Sources close to the team said McDavid was seen leaving the arena carrying a double barrelled shotgun.

You could say the Avalanche are a…
Well oiled team.

Oilers have poopy briefs lmao haha pooooooooop

>Every single skater got a negative +/-
Raped

>>151873272
Huntington Beach is nice, but I think Anaheim is piggybacking a bit there.

Imagine losing to a team 9-1 that even my starsies were able to beat
Lmfaooooooooo rekt

>>151873491
Youre also missing Laguna and Dana point too

you guys laff but the oilers were perfect on the penalty kill

>>151873534
>rags still at 66.2% chance
>3rd-highest odds in the Metro
>5th-highest in the East
"moneypuck" more like "we smoke fucking methypuck"

>>151873491
Doesn't matter, the Ducks brand themselves as OC's team as a whole, not just Anaheim

Wow the oilers fucking suck

>>151873560
what is that

>>151873565
the future of the Penguins

>>151873510
As places to visit for fun, I kind of prefer HB's expansive beaches and the pier/main st area.

>>151873586
that's not gavin mckenna tho

>>151873562
Always look on the bright side of life.

About to watch Royal Rumble 1993, the whole ppv. Looks like a doozie.

>>151872844 (OP)
this team makes me suicidal

>>151873403
My guy its November

Early november

>>151873626
based

hey guys just checking in to say that I just saw a beaded guy fling himself off of the top of west edmontom mall

>>151873665
Is he ok?

I would love to see the cucks, sharts and blacocks keep up the momentum and make the playoffs but I'm sure gary's script will have the kongs and lels stop shitting the bed soon enough

>>151873670
the beaded man is dead now

>>151873656
>Shalom, brother. Teams that are four or more points out of the playoffs after Nov. 1 face a slim chance of making it back into the playoff picture by the season’s end. In the salary cap era, 72 teams have been in that position, and only 10 have ended up making the post-season.

>>151873665
>a beaded guy
What the hell is that?

>>151873678
a guy wearing beads

>>151873677
what are the stats on teams who have made it to back to back scfs

>>151873672
Or the Oilers and Kings have finally stopped being good and the Oilers should be kicking themselves for signing more retarded albatrosses rather than giving McDavid and Draisaitl competent defensemen

>>151873684
kek

>>151873692
ken holland masterclass

>>151873684
Heavy is the head that wears the beads

>>151873610
Sad

>>151873692
>rather than giving McDavid and Draisaitl competent defensemen

>>151873690
0/2

In the last 10 games the Ducks are 8-1-1 and the Sharks 7-2-1

Macklin at 24 pts, Carlsson at 23 pts at #1 and #2 in the league (tied).

Cutter Gauthier and Will Smith both flying to start the season.

Askarov and Ned both above .900 in the last 5 games.

Pacific California coming up baby.

oilers got trb'd and colorado was bud

>>151873724
i simply don't trust dark-eyed hockey players

As a wingies fan, Oilers' massacre makes me feel a bit better about our loss against the Islanders and the Rags.
>See even cup contenders can have humiliating losses. It's not big deal, we can still make the playoffs.
Unless of course, Oilers manage to go from conference finalists to not even making the playoffs in just one year for some reason.

>>151873730
the weeb thinks we care

>>151873737
>Islanders
thoughts on the game the islanders lost on 04/17/22?

>>151873724
Anyone with a brain would've sold high on both Walman and Bouchard

Why the fuck would you give both north of 7M?

You could replace Edmonton’s goalie with a hologram of a sieve and get better results.

>>151873437
The core players have been very absent from post game media in general this season.

>>151873720
Don't get me started on Trent Frederic btw

That contract looked ugly from day one

>sometimes you need to be blown the absolute fuck out to help wake the team up
is there a bigger cope than this?

>>151873770
It would be so fucking funny if their next game they get BTFO again

>>151873773
just one more btfo and this team will turn around trust me man

>>151873770
If the team does turn around I don't think it's a cope. For Edmonton, this is it. That team isn't gonna go anywhere with who's running them

>>151873773
>BTFO again
reminds me of trb vs mitch

>>151873534
duckbros... its happening

Rumours say McDavid was last seen trying to sneak on to the Avalanche team plane.

The world needs my wings in the playoffs

>>151873847
Are you an Angle?

They should hire Chuck Knoblauch

The four guys who have been on this team for 10+ years and wear letters on their jerseys need to have a get-together and then have a chat with their team about how they're going to get this thing turned around.

We're past the point where we can brush this off as a slow start. The response to the worst shitkicking of the McDrai era is going to say an awful lot about which way this team goes moving forward. Are they still a championship-calibre team that's in a funk working on some new players and systems, or are they officially on the decline?

The good news is that this group has always done well when it's time to really look in the mirror and get things figured out when they've been in this position in the past.

My concern is that the other teams have all figured out Skinner's weakness. Goaltending.

#LetsGoOilers

>avs 0-7 on the power play
>win 9-1
what the fuck kek KWABOTY

my sources are indicating that the Black Death has now begun to ravage the last uninjured Vancouver Canucks while they sleep. And now many of them will lay still forever.

>>151873934
why did you say kek twice

>>151873952
you tell me

zoomers back in the shed

>>151873961
i'm not sure, that's why i asked

>>151873976
so you don't know

>>151873961
>>151873982
LOL
top tier troll responses, please crest toothpaste flag, do not respond to him

My knighties :(

>>151873982
no i don't, that's why i asked

>>151873996
why does trb think people talk like this?

So if xG does not take who the shooter is, who the goalie is and the goalie's position on the ice into consideration, why the fuck does every "expert" believe that it's such a fantastic stat?

You can hardly read anything out of it, except how "good" a team is at getting shots from "good areas" on the ice. But that doesn't matter if your team consists of bad shooters, or if it's mostly the bad shooters who get those chances.

>>151874016
the toothpaste flag is innocent, he doesn't know /hoc/ nomenclature

kek based

>>151874039
retard also bud1

>>151874048
damn he's fast

>>151874039
i just had a question :(

>>151874048
He should be the starter in the Olympics.
>>151874063
Your question was justifiable.

>>151874063
it's okay fren
i'll answer your original question:
he said kek twice because he is a retard

>>151874072
thank you for clarifying leaf fren

>>151874068
now that's what i call hooking!

>>151874081
no prob :) hope you have a nice day

>>151873998
shea theodore is a turnover machine at the worst times desu

>>151874072
we don't sign our posts here

>>151874088
hope you have a nice night <3

We are so back Sharks bros

>>151874220
We were never gone

How come New York Rangers never have to do real rebuilds like Buffalo or Detroit? It's like they always find a way to skip it

Is it because everyone in the world wants to live in NYC?

>>151874304
because (((gary)))

>>151874304
it's because they're always too good for a rebuild but too shit for a cup tbdesu

huomenta, but the opposite.

how do you lose 9-1? thats peewee tier

>>151874304
They were about to enter a full rebuild when they drafted Kukko Kakko and Lafréniéréreeér but then Foxstein didn't want to sign in Calgary and wanted to go home to Jew York, Panarin wanted to be with his Russian mob friends in Jew York and SKA had developed Shesterkin for them so they decided to pivot completely.

having a giggle at oilers results during the
previous playoffs on social media and oilers fanbase really wanted a vezina for stuart lol

>>151874686
The rags did do a full rebuild. They missed the playoffs for 4 straight seasons while they were doing it. Rebuilds arent supposed to take 10 years. Look at montreal, they rebuilt in about 5 years too.

>>151874702
>having a giggle
u 'avin a giggle m8?

This was so fucking funny

>>151874817
I read every single word in that image that you posted. And not once did I have mirth. Not once.

>>151874838
>.t McDavid

>>151874817
Would like to see what the gambling experts were saying before the game. I wonder how many of the paid shills were recommending edmonton

>>151874817
I read this entire image and decided to lobby USA to nuke Hiroshima AND Nagasaki, again, for the 3rd time.

The Edmonton Oilers have announced they are making a goalie change for the game against the Rangers.

>>151872844 (OP)
wheres the link to the prev thread you seething tard? I wanted to read oilers fans reaction

>>151875130
here you go, fpv drone bait: >>151870609

>>151875130
>tfw 2 dumb to use the archive

based game latvijbros

>>151872965
I have a theory. no cretin oiler fans, no management have no clue this DEI hire AHL tier 9.3M nigger is the sole reason of all their problems, so it is safe to conclude the team is going to suck for many years to come.

>>151875145
merci beaucoup

>>151875177
which gaem eurofren?

>>151875217
latvija-austria at Deutschland Cup

>>151875230
oh cool, i will watch the replay when i can!! :)

why didnt the oilers sign a goalie in the offseason though

>>151875282
no open goalies at the time.

>>151875282
liek who?

>>151875282
Hasek was already retired sadly

>>151875298
like sharter fart or just trade for someone even silovs would be better than pickard at least

>>151875328
hart sucks, why do people think he is good
silvos would be exposed

>>151875328
fart wasn't interested in any canadian teams

>>151875343
can't blame him. he was reversed graped by a canadian woman afterall

I’m still laughing that every single Edmonton skater had a negative +/- last night even with McDavid scoring one

>>151875357
>miller sees a fan drinking a pumpkin spice latte

so how did he do last night? didn't watch the game but I did hear fraser minton scored, FINALLY the leafs have a young prospect worth talking about

I almost forgot what hope felt like this is great

>>151875439
he looks like ashur from the spartacus show

>>151875456
you got to watch Mike Ricci play you have no right to ever complain

>>151875439
got kwabbed, i'm afraid

>>151875480
looks like a proto-tyler bertuzzi

>>151875480
I was a wee babby when Ricci was playing unfortunately I barely remember it

>>151874789
yes lad a hearty cackle indeed mmmyes

>>151875558
>tfw when same but I was boozing

>>151875558
myself? genuinely about to hit 1L of vodka intaken my /hoc/ bros

I have heard from my inside that Connor McDavid has just requested a trade out of Edmonton. More to come.

>>151875694
i'd like to Violently Ravage your insides if you don't mind

I woke up and checked the scores and my sleepy blurry eyes registered 3-1 for the Avs Oilers game so a couple minutes later I pulled it up again and laughed my ass off. I know what I’m watching on OnDemand today.

>>151875489
so it happened AGAIN

a lot of games for a football sunday

>>151875754
in hindsight, this is a bad pickup line

so anon has been spamming about oft-injured Scott Laughton and how the leafs were fleeced of a second round pick, and then lo and behold he FINALLY comes back into the lineup and is hurt AGAIN??? You couldn't write this stuff!

>>151875439
>I did hear fraser minton scored, FINALLY the leafs have a young prospect worth talking about
Oh boy, is somebody going to tell him or should I?

not a good icebreaker either

So, who gets the Calder? Kapanen, Dobes, or Demidov?

I'll give you guys a pickup line, a great twist on an old classic : are you from Tennessee? because I volunteer to take you to dinner

you're welcome

>>151875921
they all win

>>151875921
Roberto Luongo will get the Calder Trofe

>>151875921
I like how lane has come out hot out of the gates, wouldn't be surprised if he wins the Calder back to back

>>151875921
roberto luongo will get the calder cup

The ducks are going to lose to the Jets tonight.

>>151875969
..starmibros

so will Easton Cowan's minor league stats count towards his Calder campaign this year?

>>151875921
monty gets traded and dobes gets injured. they call up fowler and he wins the calder

what about leafs prospect Fraser minton? has he done enough to throw his hat into the Calder ring?

>>151876004
this image is the grossest human I have ever seen in my entire life

>>151876004
works better when you understand the reference

Leo Carlsson will soon join the Rangers or Blackhawks. Nobody wants to be a duck.

>>151876004
i look like that

>>151876015
I think I know worse

>>151876065
he aight

made my bed bro's

>>151876004
>>151876065
2025 idubbbz looks worse than either of them isn’t that crazy

>>151876135
nice anon, it feels good to make your bed, and it feels good to get into a made bed too.

Celebrini is draining McDavid’s life force.

>>151876135
now THAT'S how you start the day

>>151876150
based knower

Stars play today :)

phoneposting from my (made) bed about to try my hand at strands

bout to try my hand at love personally

>>151876299
yeah we all masturbate

>>151876315
crass

>>151873534
>8%
>Canes
Even as a fan I'd have to be high.

lmao

>>151876434
Who is that fatass?

>>151876461
the guard is changing fast

>>151876461
this is the worst cropped image of all time

>>151876488
nah looks like it was ripped out of a book (I'll explain books to you later when I'm not so busy)

>>151876509
don't waste your time i can't read

what the fuck happened to the soilers last night?

>>151876584
mcdavid didn't edge enough beforehand

>>151876609
someone needs to have doujins delivered to edmonton pronto

>>151876584
Probs several things. Between last season and this season the team got physically smaller on average and losing in 2 back to back finals has probably beaten them down into the ground. Losing Gulutzan and his staff probably makes a difference too seeing as how Knob’s “coaching” is just doing whatever McMuffin says.

Is Mcdavid legit pissed now?

>>151876659
tldr:smol benis

Good morning /hoc/
>boilers

>>151876726
karlssonn, son of karl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T0sJhHpkns
it's up!

>>151876678
he envied bulju's huge finnish cock

>>151876847
>not farting good enough!
>braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappp

i hope the anon who ate those expired sausages is still with us

>>151876882
him in the showers

and this was when i accidentally muscled some twink to the ice and they called it a penalty and then i scored coming out of the box

>>151876913
fuck marry kill?

>>151876801
Is Gary co-branding with rape porn now? That man is a genius.

bro's...

>>151877137
yeah, yeah, we know
it's just water under the fridge

>>151877137
Oh so it’s like a crime to be a method actor now?

>>151877137
not even a little surprised. my cousin was a waitress at his bar years ago.

>>151876913
>That retard in the fake jersey
Oof hope they gave him a real one at the end.

94 days until the Olympics

>>151877193
how's her feet game

>>151877209
February is going to be so great :)

>>151876913
I like mackinnon's fashion

>>151877209
2,256 bongs until puck drop

What an interesting looking top ten.

50,000 days until I die probably

>>151877323
what a weird season

0 days until I die hopefully

>>151877137
Phew at least it wasn't Edge or Christian. Those two + Jericho + hockey players + Carly Rae Jepsen + pop punk bands are the only leaf celebrities I care about

>>151877345
kek

>>151877323
Now sort by RW

>>151877323
Colorado: 9-7
NJ: 11-4
Montreal: 10-5
Anaheim: 10-4
Pittsburgh: 9-7
Carolina: 10-4
Boston: 10-7
Dallas: 8-7
Winnipeg: 9-5
Vegas: 7-7

That’s what it actually says

>>151877506
how am i supposed to calculate the gary points like this

>>151877506
average out all the numbers and all the letters, and repost this in binary form (letter:number)

otherwise I don't give a shit

bet edmonton regrets not picking up carter hart right now

>>151877581
nonbinary thread im afraid

>>151877628
yeah yeah I shoulda known this was /hoc/

>>151877658
go kraken by the way

>>151877658
is /hoc/ smart enough to pass linear algebra?

>>151873547
You would think a team that went 0 for 6 on power play didn't score many goals

>>151877348
My zoomer coworkers say I'm cool like Drake

>>151877137
>Court documents say the alleged sexual assault took place on Dec. 30, 2017.
gimme a break

see you lads at church

hockey would be a lot better if you could see the puck

>>151877741
that means they think you are a pdf file anon

>>151877582
They’ll do anything but get a new goalie

forget church I'm heading to the gym to deadlift

>>151877776
I'm convinced he has blackmail on the oilers

>>151877751
yfw it's EM

>>151877811
she gets around

Just wasted an hour of my Sunday taking a horrific marner

church? nope, gym? nope, satanic blood-sacrifice altar?? also nope for today. today i visit my grammy

>>151877824
that's a nic roy now buddy

damn lads what happened to the >oilers last night?

He is leading his team guys!

>>151877137
He's the worst part of TPB

The new york jets are like a church [citation needed]

>>151877865
>birthplace: sweden
he's a fennoswede!? i didn't know that

>>151875921
no Schaefer? is that a bait?

>>151877865
They have a funny roster even by the standards of swiss hockey

>Lithuanian draft prospect who was born in Memphis, seemingly without any family connection to some mudshow southern hockey league

>>151877865
i was just thinking about jimmy vesey yesterday for some reason, huh

>>151877849
First I've heard

in the balls
time for bed, l8r g8rs

>>151877951
There's a 40 year old Pouliot. No not that one. No not the other one either

>>151877865
Markus Granlund is a bitch ass pussy faggot

go canada go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gZBsPOFEf8

>>151878119
i could easily heem each and every single one of these bitches

oh wow lol

Ok we have a complex agenda for you today. At 1pm EST, the Red Wings are on and you'll need to shut the FUCK up until 3:30 or so. You may then take an hour so off, but at 4:30 the Lions are on and you must recommence shutting the FUCK up. Thank you for your cooperation.

shit and dimeless gimmick

>>151877833
Based. Make sure to praise her cooking

>>151878249
When is McDavid going to get some help?

>>151878556
Hes no where close to finishing his social skills classes

Cayden Lindstrom who is black, has 2 points in 8 games for Michigan State, how does Columbus keep striking out with their draft picks?

The Edmonton Oilers are very, very embarrassing

>>151878608
They’re an AHL team with two stars

The leading scorer in NCAA hockey is Max Plante and right behind him is Zam Plante. They are brothers in case you're wondering

I have a day off and a lot of whisky, Im gonna harass you here tonight

>>151878659
based

>>151878657
what the fuck kind of name is zam

Sweden-Finland is currently 2-2

>>151878683
hebraic

>>151878683
Minnesota do be like that

>>151878683
Short for Zamothy

The Bruins and Mighty Ducks are 6 game winning streaks.

>>151878605
every metro team gets their own nolan patrick

>>151878657
That’s cool. Must be nice to live in an athletic family

>>151878659
Cheers xhenya. I’m expecting some based photoshops

lel

>>151879043
KWAB

Me want sex

>>151879043
I was told sully was a good coach

>>151879043
>rags

>>151879067
Yeah and I would like you to make a good post. But we can't always get what we want.

>>151879067
You need to take me out to dinner first

>>151879067
Go get a hooker

>>151879162
When is your mom available by the way?

>>151879147
Fag

>>151879033
Why not Wild Turkey?

>9-1
Why don't they get a real coach

>>151879204
Both are meme whisky

swissies...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8-Q3u90aQU
it's up!

>>151879261
I hear DeBoer is available

>>151879275
101 boty cheap and tastes great, most rye in the mash

So when is Skinner getting traded?

>>151879305
I see enough retards on /hoc/ what makes you think I want to watch another?

>>151879326
I don't drink because I have Jesus

>>151879332
Who would even take him?

>>151879377
The Oilers

>>151879377
Georgiev got 50 starts last year sometimes stuff just happens

>>151879194
It’s called having standards, sweety. Do you think McDavid’s wife had sex with him after the first date?

>>151879377
Shanghai dragons

>>151879476
Yes? The women have sex with the players and before they know it the woman has manipulated him into marriage

>>151879476
She probably thought he was Stanley Cup material. We all make mistakes.

>>151879189
February 31st

>>151879476
You arent a woman, fag

>>151879575
that's just your opinion

>>151879533
Jen

>>151879324
He's mister game seven

>>151879530
Yet another reason for nhl players to wait until marriage

Anytime I'm in a bad mood I remind myself the Oilers signed Trent Frederic to an 8x3.85 and it cheers me right up.

>>151880337
jen! alberta will never see le coupe again!

Maybe combine the two Alberta teams and dominate the league

Apologize.

Uh oh
pb's

>>151880828
Based
Apologize

>>151880828
I’ll apologize

have to get this outta the game, boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4907rUqj47M

I'm reading right? 9-1. Edmonton play now baseball or something? LMAO.

28 minutes played by Bouchard in a BTFO.

They think this is because Skinner, I'm thinking Gulutzan was the brains in this shitty team.

>>151880828
I was 100% right on this one. I mean I am also a midwit but at a certain point in that draft, taking a chance on the best ontario kid available was so obvious since no one got to scout them

>>151880337
That’s pretty funny :)

>>151881172
bud won

the >rags are making the ploffs btw

>>151881373
In 2030

>>151877869
Dude legit ruined the show, it was so much better when he was just a background character.

I'm hearing oilers are calling about Dobes

>>151881373
Retard

Sweden just won Karjala Cup (4 nations at home)

>>151881717
Congrats! Any former nhl players in the mix?

I know it’s early in the season but the standings and stats are all out of whack.

>>151881667
I'd want two first rounders MINIMUM since they will draft 26+

>>151881802
Agreed. We can’t pass judgment until Christmas

how was church, bros? you went right?

>>151881931
Retard

>>151881855
Maybe Olympic break

>>151881734
A few NHL flops, Pulju was playing for Finland. Erik Brännström for Sweden

>>151881931
elite

just wanted to pop in and laugh at the oilters:

hahahahahahahahahahaha kwab

Edmonlol Oilels

>>151880828
You post this every time but Wyatt Johnston was (and still is) a good pick for whoever was getting him

N

Ringette world champs!

>>151881373
You have to win games at home

>>151882729
that's gonna be a problem for the blueshirts

Why did Gary do this?

every nhl goalie should be provided with a personal sports psychologist

>>151882723
cute

>>151883047
My Starsies call their sports psychologist a “mental skills coach” because it sounds less faggy.

>>151883206
Or they just hired a hack who isn't legally allowed to call himself a psychologist

>>151883206
how would you rate otter's mental skills so far?

>>151883274
He has a newborn at home he’s adjusting

>>151883367
ADRENALINE
IN HIS SOUL

Does McDavid not want children? Is he infertile?

>>151883878
I think he cheats on his girl, if we want to be catty

For me, its Vincent Damphousse of the San Jose Sharks

>>151884189
I don't believe you.

>>151884189
He should get a dehumidifier

>>151884400
jen

Just read the funniest bit of gossip

We will NOT discuss the complete raping that occured last night.

>>151884828
what bud

>>151884400
This guy

>>151885087
>cheating with the mixed girls & latinas
based

my poor dead wings lmao

I keep forgetting Levshunov is a RHD

>>151881634
The first couple of seasons when it was just Ricky and Julian is some of the best TV ever

>>151886488
worship your canadian overlords

>>151883878
He should prioritize reproducing unless he wants to turn out like crosby

Should I watch Letterkenny?

>>151884400
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/

>>151883047
they're too autistic for psychologists

>>151886588

1993

>>151886588
Canadian trailer parks aren't much different from Southern US trailer parks. I know because I've bought plenty of fentanyl from trailer parks

>>151886588
I have enjoyed american tv before but I wouldnt bow down to them

>>151883367
good point

>>151886607
no

Good morning to all Krakheads, Krakamaniacs, and Krakaholics; also good morning to all others including Krak enjoyers, Krak haters, and those of you whom remain Krak neutral.

well cuck, are ya getting it prepped and ready?

>>151886251
I agree with your predictions

>>151886787
we're kraken again tonight

what the hell happened to detroit's power play

got a spicy post brewing for the next thread

>>151887266
>>151887266
>>151887266
NEW

What's the opposite of the blue square?