Thread 151873280

who asked for wildcard round
>inb4 teams that finish middle of the ladder and don't move anywhere

>>151873280 (OP)
here's how you fix the afl:
>change holding the ball completely. none of this one arm pinned rubbish = prior bullshit, or made a genuine attempt.
tackled, no prior, hold onto ball: ball up
tackled, no prior, drop or throw ball: incorrect disposal, free to opposition
tackled, no prior, dispose ball legally: play on
tackled, prior, hold onto ball: holding the ball
tackled, prior, drop or throw ball: holding the ball, free to opposition
tackled, prior, dispose ball legally: play on
>enforce the 15m ran too far. defenders who take kick ins run at least 25-30m without bouncing and nobody cares
>ducking or shrugging tackle is prior opportunity (tick)
>using your hands to gain an unfair advantage in a marking contest in an opponents back = push in the back, free to opposition
>if a player falls forward in a tackle to draw a free kick, it is NOT push in the back and that is their prior opportunity
>throw the ball up (tick), prevent rucks from wrestling (tick), remove sub (tick)

anything you guys can add?

iggs

had a dream i was trespassing on a tradie mong's worksite

Smoking a cigar

hard to believe that covid lockdown and mask crap actually happened

AFL THINK THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT AND EXPECT PEOPLE TO KEEP WATCHING WELL GUESS WHAT FUCK YAS YOU WONT GET MY VIEWERSHIP NEXT YEAR YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

>>151873443
Next year will break records for attendance/viewership kek

>>151873461
but why would they do tha-
>get more money selling home game to Tas instead of Marvel
of course

>>151873461
tasmania where good teams go to die

>>151873469
Hawks are goood

>>151873451
>>151873461
Richmond have already direct debited my card for a membership next season. They won't get me the following season, absolute disgrace. I am cancelling my membership

>>151873461
>Tigers are expected to play Brisbane in Tassie
what? Fuck that.

>>151873474
next year it will be over a decade since they won a premiership

wonder what truganini would think of ninja stadium

this is classic afl leaking something to the media to gauge public reaction before deciding to do it or not
fuck you cunts are new

Shitting water. Go Cats.

catting water?
what does that mean

>>151873587
crayfish bait

don't see the issue with a woldcard round especially since it fills that pre finals bye shite that shouldn't exist anyway (thanks fred)

fuck its going to be funny seeing some irrelevant victorian club like essendon or st kilda finally make the eight and then lose to some shitter side in 10ths

fuck nords
t.med

going to cancel my membership and stop watching afl because of this wildcard slop bullshit, will keep shitposting here though since i don't mind you lot

going to keep watching football and keep doing exactly the same things I was doing with my life because of this wildcard slop bullshit

>>151873701
ok mate

Why do you have to barrack for a sportsball team like a child?

barrack obama

crows fans sweating bullets that 10th could knock them out of finals next year

>>151873706
most aren't right in the head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZAHCtWxqbo

looks like there's a fire at the mt lawley golf club and the choppers are drawing water from lake monger
https://www.flightradar24.com/N49732/3d073f23

wow thats crazy!

>>151873728
based me when I see a genocided happening in Africa

>>151873723
Crisp flightradar24 enjoyer

>>151873744
>a genocide happening in Africa

Big Turkeyslapper
https://removepaywalls.com/https://www.theage.com.au/culture/tv-and-radio/big-brother-australia-sara-marie-blair-reggie-interview-20251016-p5n2zl.html

Have I ever told you dead set ripper legends that I fucking love you more than life itself?

>>151873744
being unable to farm by oneself, kicking out whites, suffering famine, then begging whites to come back isn't genocide chud

Maybe i'll present my argument my magnum opus to you that I've been working on for over 6 months.

>>151873718
love this kek

>>151873784
thanks mate I needed that

Just heard the big news and rushed over here, apparently nat fyfe likes to have gay sex with mens butts?

>>151873723
crisp lake monger name traditionalist

What's it called when you eat dinner but you're still hungry?

I miss freo dokers

ye heard wrong mate it's fat knife. a fat knife (wielded by me) penetrates mens arses

ya mums a sex monger

>>151873706
what does that have to do with anything champ
i don't even support the team i'm a member of as i am an interstate fan of a different team, i just like footy but i refuse to watch it if they are going to ruin the integrity of the competition just to guzzle more advertisers semen. it's already bad enough with the ads all over guernseys and stadiums and after every goal, we don't need to bow to them more with night grand finals or fucking dumb gimmick rounds

>>151873796
its the only kind of sex a man can have with men's butts.

>>151873810
didn't he get outed as something?

nae cunt is reading all that nonsense.

fuck you condescending 'champ' poster!
>being condescending. on 4chin??
no wai

>>151873810
>somehow that joker got invited to their bnf one year
>rocked up in his purple suit with the satin dockies boxers
>got pissed, made a cunt of himself, got thrown out
>hasnt been seen since
no sign of billy or the hyndai excel either

you realise all those afl dick picks leaks were pictures that were consensually sent to a gay man right?
a few afl players got outed as poofs that day

>>151873829
yeah alright mate

What was the promised price.

sure looks like oscar piastri is having an adelaide crows 2025 finals series right now

Being a Christian is the most antisemetic thing you can do that's why you should be a Christian.

>>151873844
i'm subscribing to the sabotage theory, his pace drop off is very odd

>>151873848
i want to believe but he had a similar run of poor performances at the end of last season

fuck me this had me in stitches:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqSpA-bETfU

I’m 31 and have never even kissed a girl

>>151873835
I don't know the specifics of the story but is it possible it was a gay man pretending to be a hot woman on the internet? How many AFL players posted their cocks?

for me it was wayne milera's hairy bum hole

i kissed a girl and i liked it iykwim haha

would you send a picture of your penis to a girl that slid in your DMs?

>>151873835
who was in it besides chad warner?

>>151873887
chud whorer iykwim haha

Why do people care about the wildcard round? If your team ends up playing in the wild card round they weren't winning the premiership anyway.

>>151873835
so half the league is gay?

It just keeps getting worse, doesn't it?

>wildcard round
rip in piss ninthmond jokes

>>151873887
i remember seeing fyfes willy and dane swans

>>151873905
bulldogs won from 7th champ

fyfey definitely got a back sack n crack before taking those pics

dockie girlys went to town on themselves when they saw them

>>151873280 (OP)
If this was in 2025:
>Suns beat Swans 30+
>Hawks beat Dogs 40+
Wildcards are only going to tire out the team that wins and be a humiliation ritual for the team that loses
Seems like it's really being added to give the 5th and 6th placed teams a chance for an easier opponent during the elimination finals

>>151873835
>you realise all those afl dick picks leaks were pictures that were consensually sent to a gay man right?
There's zero evidence to to this claim

Also THEY NEVER CONSENTED TO THEIR PICTURES BEING PUBLICLY POSTED, SO EVEN IF THIS NONSENSE CLAIM WAS TRUE (ITS NOT), ITS STILL A SERIOUS VIOLATION OF PRIVACY

>>151873949
Footscray would have arse raped hawshit this year

ahhh yes straight men take pictures of their arsehole and gooch for women all the time

>>151873977
>le got blown out by fucken fred at docklands team

>>151873978
Do you have any actual evidence beyond speculation?

>>151873937
>Across 31 years of a final 8 system one team has won the flag from 7th or lower
Damn, strike rate of 3.2%. Can't believe they're cheating those contenders out of a clear shot at the flag by making them play another game against lower ranked teams. Rigged I tell ya.

>>151873992
yes, the collating and leaking of the pictures was done by a homosexual man

Some women enjoy man arse

i know with teams 19 and (probably) 20 coming soon they want to keep it 50/50 for making finals but final 10 just makes no sense. once this wildcard rubbish is tossed will they give the top 2 the first week off like we're back in the final 6 era

>>151874003
How do you know the identity/ies of those who collated and published the pictures?

which team will be the 20th? Canberra?

>>151874013
It's still a final 8. The four lowest ranked teams from the top half play against each other for a chance to make finals and go out first week.

gee there have been a lot of indians at the cricket this year

>>151874014
because the gay man posted on instagram with the drop box link
it was revengeporn

>>151874020
i'm looking ahead from there. this wildcard thing won't make it to 2030 season. then it will transition to a full on final 10

everyone can see the so called wildcard rounds won't be real finals and won't sell tickets like proper finals do.

>>151874024
>there are a lot of athletes in a sport from a country where its popular
BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE - NEXT YOU'LL COME TO THE INCREDIBLE CONCLUSION THAT THERE'S A LOT OF AMERICANS IN BASEBALL

australia is the worlds toilet

>>151874043
so true

>teams 19 and (probably) 20 coming soon
yeah endless growth is imminent given how cashed up, happy, engaged and cohesive the country is. melbourne will be uninhabitable when tassie unceremoniously collapses a couple years in taking most of the "big" clubs with it.

>>151874036
>and won't sell tickets like proper finals do.
I bet you they do. It's a week with no other footy and two games on. People will go, especially when the games are held in Melbourne.

>>151874043
Impossible because the indians are using us

australia border security isnt on because of amateur women trying to play cricket

>>151873909
half this general at least

>>151874042
>country renowned for poverty outnumbering local attendees 9 to 1 in a country that's ruinously expensive to get to and stay in
>SHUT UP THIS IS OBVIOUSLY NORMAL THERE ARE LOTS OF INDIANS

>>151872528


Well done VFL. One of your teams were too shit to make finals for 22 years so you go and change the rules. How embarrassing!

i hate my life

Some positives:

1. Indian birthrates are extremely low right now
2. Indians won't breed with other women here

>>151874085
just googled this. i dont even know what to say.

>>151874082
Assuming you mean essendon, they have "made" finals many times since 2004.

>>151874017
next 3 teams shpuld be darwin, launceston, and alice springs imo
>>151874043
trip on keating

>>151873810
His memes were dank

based eleventhmond

>>151874060
picrel
>>151874091
hello, newman...

i'm a bit of a wildcard myself

>>151874112
She looks like she does nice warm poos.

>>151874113
a white person made this

Are you guys watching the LoL grand final or nah?

>>151874098
>2. Indians won't breed with other women here
Great, so we're just stuck with horny, low IQ, sex pests for 5+ decades?

anyone remember when this meme used to totally unrealistic and funny

>>151874069
fucking hate when they do that
if you have 7plus there's a 24/7 border security channel on
can even just make a throwaway account
but they still shouldn't do that shit
just like women's footy no one watches women's cricket, they just sometimes bandwagon it like the tillies as they're told to then forget about it straight after

>>151874098
so just hundreds of thousands of sexless, entitled, culturally alien manchildren who are massively overrepresented in sexual crime and modern slavery stats? that's all well and good then.

>>151874102
There will never be a Northern Territory team. Less people live across the whole territory than do in Geelong. If people think Tassie will have retention issues it has nothing on what NT would have. Who the fuck would want to live there?

Day 0 nofap

>>151874130
>sexless, entitled, culturally alien manchildren
literally /alf/

>>151874140
there is literally not a thing more culturally australian than australian rules football mate.

>>151874140
Hey! I'm not culturally alien.

>>151874143
cricket

i probably won't be watching the afl next season and beyond

>>151874148
pommy CUNT

>>151874148
which is why footy exists

Yesterday someone found the archived thread of Steve Irwin's death. How the FUCK do you find others like the Michael Jackson one? Archives come up with nothing with the right filters

>cricket
>pre-packer bong PLEASE NOTICE US fest
>post-packer proto-GEE ARNE'T WE SUCH OCKER CUNTS AY DIG commercialism

>>151874150
Neither, but desu I only started watching it properly in 2020

>>151874164
where can i view it?

Can’t wait to have another shot of vodka

>>151874172
https://old.sage.moe/b/thread/12455719

forgot to watch the wallabies vs england

>>151874130
i already posted the solution
>draft them all into the army and send them to invade indonesia

australian culture is american culture

>>151874164
narrow the search date parameters with his death

>>151874173
applied for a new pancreas yet mate

one of these days i am going to go postal

Do you see what I see

I've always watched footy and always will watch it

>>151874174
>ynr trevor moore was a /b/tard

>>151874183
Yeah a bunch were made on /mu/ not /b/ turns out
https://old.sage.moe/_/search/text/Michael%20Jackson/start/2009-06-24/end/2009-06-26/

we lost a great man today

>>151874181
if you're a zoomer, yeah. they were all talking about "candy" and halloween on site all october. truly a grim state of affairs, but it explains why all the 19 year old sluts flock to me at the local on fridays.

>>151874128
>can even just make a throwaway account

the fuck you talking about

>>151874202
wonder why
what a conundrum

>>151874206
i highly doubt that mate

Tradie scum need to fuck off

>>151874202
Seems odd, there definitely would have been some. Must have got lost.

>>151874211
zoomie poof spotted

Yum, that was delicious.

>>151874209
burner, dummy account, or whatever you want to call it
no point giving them your actual details

>>151874222
watch it on telly with an antenna like a normal person

>no point giving them your actual details
cooker alarm

anyone else feel like neets were right all along

>>151874227
About what specifically?

>if you don't want marketing emails you are... le cooker!
>>151874224
what if i'm commuting?

if only you knew how bad things are

You know how a microwave has that grate on the door. Well the holes in the grate are smaller than the wavelength of a "microwave". So the waves can't escape the microwave box and heat the food up. So imagine if you took the door off and still turned the microwave on but pointed at your neighbours bedroom and turned it on for like 9 hours?

>>151874237
imagine wifi

>>151874237
I’m sure nothing would happen

zoomies can't into torrents kek

>>151874235
code geelong cats iykwim haha

>>151874232
idk just life in general
like why am i killing myself every week when i could just be a deadbeat sitting on my ass all day and have the state support me.

AI will probably one day be able to retrieve your porn viewing history for everybody to see

>>151874252
Try it out. Let us know.

torrents need seeders to work retard

>>151874261
standard muttoid physiognomy tbf

>>151874260
porn isnt taboo anymore so who cares

>>151874260
i mean they can already do that now without ai

>>151874260
don't even need AI for that
did you forget the Snowden leaks

>>151874256
you get more money working

Talk about the fucking footy. NOW.

thinking about donating one dollar to this "happy dude" fella for eternal happiness ... is it really that simple?

>>151874272
true but not much more for all the effort you have to put in

>>151874260
asio and nsa have been doing that since day one mate

>>151874269
So you're telling me that my family can already see all the bi cuckold porn I've been watching lately

>>151874237
>>151874264
don't do this, it creates mustard gas iykwim haha

fuck me big brother looks hurrendous lmao. zoomers really are vile.

what is this diddy blud doing on the calculator?
is blud epstein?

>>151874279
asio and asd can't even do basic propaganda pieces right mate, they're not capable of shit. you see the fucken iran did the caravan attack nonsense they came up with? these "big" glow orgs rely on reputation not capabilities.

>>151874283
any boobs or fannys yet?

>>151874260
Think about a ritual. You write sigils down and invite a demon to inhabit an inanimate object obviously you have to make an offering to the demon for it to do shit for you.

Unironically is it bad that I eat microwaved scrambled eggs every day

>>151874287
nice try, fed

zoomers are the first generation to not know what cash is and coincidently never be able to afford a house

makes you think

>>151874261
this ... can't be real

>>151874293
border patrol is the same shit. trot out the occasional "big bust" of coke while customs agents are paid minimum wage and routinely wave through containers of illicit tobacco and firearms.

>>151874294
except most will have government housing for free* in the new world order, while millennials and before had to slave away for a house.

>>151874292
Gamma rays when they shoot through cell nuclei cause cancer because the cell starts replicating wrong. I actually have no idea what microwaves do to dead flesh and weather it denatures it's cells.

>>151874302
most will be long dead from the cancers infesting their vaxxaddled bodies long before they qualify for government housing

will 4chan on the under 16 ban list

I NEED to start smoking cigarettes again

just saw a glamours ass on big brother. okay this goy will watch your slop.

>>151874308
FUCK IMAGINE THE NEWFAGS IF THEY PUT 4CHIN ON THE NEWS

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

remember social distancing? what was the go there?

>>151874306
true but not around the age they are now.
cancers will be rampant at the age of 50-60 which will be the new standard life expectancy for humans going forward into the future. they want to get rid of old age by making people die sooner.

>>151874307
zerogoose would have smashed a few of these in his day

Remember how the cops beat up the anti-lockdown protestors and then stood down for the BLM protests and allowed them to not socially distance themselves...

>>151874320
>50-60
oh sweet zoomie, you do not have that long. 30 is the new 60 for prostate cancers in your cohort.

>>151874317
i was here for the good morning america thing
kek

>>151874305
>I actually have no idea
/afl/

>>151874321
>OMG OLD AU/SP/ REFERENCE!!!!
>REMEBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS LADS!!!!
stfu gramps

anyone else remember the 2012 big brother australia threads on /tv/?

>>151874324
i am a millennial

oi maddog ya madcunt

>>151874306
holy trvke

>>151874332
that's something i would cream iykwim ha ha

prions

>>151874335
crisp subtle west australian gag enjoyer

>>151874317
>ynr all the 4chan hoodie hackerman van explosion anonymoose news segments

>>151874332
>that link
i remember it well. got me through me own hs years. not game enough to see if it's still active

>>151874335
fuck off dog!

oh shit go OFF OLDFAG!!!!!!!

>>151874309
crisp old mate at the hospital
annoying cunt wouldn't shut the fuck up and would just say shit to the tv after every sentence
almost as bad as canned laughter

>>151874272
How much do you take home annually after taxes?

imagine not being here for the glory days

I still don’t understand taxes

>>151874287
they're incompetent and analysing, not collecting.

>>151874323
this was one of the most bullshit things about the plandemic

>>151874351
From centrelink?

>>151874353
the finger things means taxes

>>151874344
MAD DOG YOU MAD DOG!

>>151874260
I don't look at CP, gay, trans, scat, bestiality or anything weird so go ahead. The sheer volume of porn I watch would be embarrassing but at least the content is vanilla so next to a lot of people I'd still look comparatively normal.

Are you fellas participating in movember?

>>151874363
yeah nah

>>151874357
No, I assumed you were working full time.

>>151874363
forgot it was on, just shaved

You know those silicon valley types that are making ai. They have been doing dmt trips and the machine elves have been telling them that the ai will be inhabited by demons and they'll enslave the earth. Many of the silicon valley types have been having the same sort of trip about this. For some reason they make ai anyway. Almost as if they are giving to tacit approval to the demons masquerading as machine elves to put their plan in place. It's why the faggot Peter Theill is going ahead with project gotham even though he's doing a 10 part lectures on the anti-christ. Lotta people are gunna die soon.

wait ... the internet is used for other things than porn?

>>151874363
do i have to pick between that and no nut november?

no and I already have an moustache

starting no doordash november

Your porn habits are the least of your worries if they do an expose of your internet history.

>>151874384
what are you implying mate?

>>151874384
What are the most of my worries?

>>151874372
they're doing it to bilk taxpayers out of as much money as they can before people realise LLMs aren't ai and aren't going to be useful for anything other than biotech mass protein folding mass trial and error shit and replacing call centres.

>>151874390
>>151874392
I'd be more worried about my memories if I were you.

>>151874393
>he still believe ai will be used for le life extension and other sci-fi bs

what happened to that big moderna research site project victoria paid for?

sick of living off cenno monies but don't want to work for some schmuck nor really have to interact with anyone. what do?

>>151874405
Become an entrepreneur

>>151874405
start a business

>>151874372
What a retarded post, i stopped reading at machine elves
Where'd you learn about them? Joe Rogan? Eddie Bravo? Alex Jones? Some other dumb fuck from Rogan's circle?

>>151874405
just be yourself

They're already saying ai is solving problems it wasn't designed to solve and they have no idea how it solved those problems.

I saw a picture of a lawnmower man looking at an ai driven lawnmower and the comments were joking about how the ai driven lawnmower would go missing at night.

War with the machines.

>>151874405
lots of money in crime

>>151874353
you may not get ahead in life, goy.

>The wife of footy legend Anthony Koutoufides has entered into a legal stoush with a building company claiming they botched her multimillion-dollar mansion build.
>Suzana Koutoufides has accused building company Acustruct of failing to alert her to 100 defects in the three-storey Ivanhoe house and pressuring her to sign off on incomplete work after issuing “false” inspection certificates.
fucking tradies

>>151874405
people on cenno can work if you work under 15 hours in a week

>>151874418
not him but you can literally go and read all of the books written by these lunatic technocrats

>>151874425
>They're already saying
They being Sam Altman and people holding massive NVDA positions of course.

>>151874418
glowie mad

>no nut novemeber
>nothing but black metal november
>movember


why is november such a meme

All the conspiracy theory rubbish you see from morons on the internet always comes from some idiot that at some point went on the Joe Rogan podcast
Its all very predictable stuff too
Unimaginative, lame

>>151874410
>>151874416
YEAH OK I'LL JUST START A HUGE BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY THANKS GUYS GREAT ADVICE

FUMING

learn 2 code lol

just bc we can bulld ai doesn't mean we should

>>151874443
it's simple, think of something that already exists and is extremely profitable then add "AI" to it. then go to texas and have morons throw other people's money at you.

Joe Rogan is controlled opposition.

N4 is more than enough to split your time between here and nipland for papakatsu mate

Hey bro don't worry about ai it's fine transhumanists aren't real and aren't billionaires that want to put computer chips in your brain.

Suns going down.

i had a chance with a woman that ate my ass whenever i wanted and i fucked it all up

Evil people are not like villians in movies for fuck sake

Lay your treasure up in heaven.

The NEET shall inherit the Earth.

Lets be real for a second do you really think some billionaire would allow you to put a computer chip in your brain that gives you 300iq and access to everyone's thoughts including his and all his memories.

Pose the question like this do you think Prince Andrew would allow you access to his mind?

Yeah we're getting the computer chips but they aren't so our minds can read others they're purely so our minds can be read.

when will the australian curriculum include hindi

wish i had a gf that enjoyed man arse

is it weird that i may have hormonal cycles as a dude, i have noticed how around the first week of every month that i am always in a shitty fucking mood.

>>151874405
there's always money in a banana stand iykwim haha
>>151874430
iirc it really comes down to how much you earn per week
depending what you receive from cenno you're not meant to work more than 10 hours for example

>>151874438
i don't knowvember iykwim haha

>>151874488
>4488
>is a glowie fag

checks out

people on cenno can and do work as much as they want cash in hand

>>151874443
Its actually solid advice because of the moronic question you asked
>don't want to work for some schmuck nor really have to interact with anyone.
So you don't want to be an employee nor have any human interaction, the only logical option then is to be self employed, genius

Better yet have you considered actually doing something about your situation?

>>151874460
for me it's paozuri then nakadashi while sucking on oppai

>>151874476
No shit sherlock evil people think they are doing things for good. Do you think Peter Theill thinks he's a bad guy for jerry riggin ai into mass surveillance systems? No, he understands why google turned down the offer from the U.S. government to do it because it's inherently wrong and he understands it's the beast 666 system. You cannot do commerce in this society without a digital id etc... Hence his 10 hour long lecture series on the antichrist he made but he also thinks hey I'm a good guy if I do it I can stop it from getting into the wrong hands and being used in a bad way in society.

or he's putting the antichrist lectures out as a way to gain tacit approval from the public even though the general public can't really do anything against it besides all out rebellion "hey just so you know this ai surveillance state is bad and it's satan's plan but i'ma do a bunch of podcasts and shit warning you about it so it's up to you to stop me"

for me it's tabehoudai and nomihoudai at kin no kura with your nakama after perusing doujinshi at comiket (RIP)

never thought id be bored and lazy enough to sit here watching womens cricket and not wanting to blow my brains out

You guys take everything too serious

>>151874476
yeah and that phone surveillance system in the dark knight totally doesn't already exist but even of it did every rich person would destroy it like bruce wayne did

for me its holly from big brother 2025

>>151874519
predictive programming just like the matrix and t2

>>151874476
yeah daniel andrews is a nice guy

>>151874511
>>151874519
ok

For me it’s holly from geordie shore season 1

Sadsacks on /afl/ wahhhhhhh my life is shit
Reasonable anon - have you considered doing something about that?
sadacks- reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>151874533
you fell for the psyop

>>151874476
Totally bro Mark Mcgowan didn't ban people who weren't double vaxxed from going to bottle-o's yet allowed them to go the super market because he knew their vice would force them to get double vaxxed especially aboriginal people.

My liver is fuarking aching

desu

>>151874476
yeah they are. the cunt pretending the likes of thiel and gates are just misguided is a dropkick.

yeap, drunk fuckwits yapping about conspiracy theories for no reason
fucking take it to pol

>>151874514
the matrix is on fta, i think some 9 channel

You do realise we are dealing with Non-Human Intelligence here right?

The jews aren't that smart neither are the globalists and billionaires and glowies.

They get their marching orders from a higher intelligence.

“For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.”
— Ephesians 6:12 (KJV)

I didn't really like the Matrix movies, I felt it was a chore to get through them

I hope the other generals don’t think we’re fuckeits

>>151874528
another patsy just like prince andrew and every single a-list celeb

This place just gets more embarrassing every day.

>>151874566
why is it most women don't like action movies ?

>>151874580
/biz/?

>>151874566
the first one is alright, they did get worse from there
thoughbeit i haven't seen resurrections yet
think it was on tv a week or two ago
and the wachowskis will always be the wachowski brothers

>>151874555
oh yeah i forgot about the matrix. cheers for reminding me.

the buildup to and ending of the smith fight in resurrections is fun. as is the kiwi mech guy.

>>151874438
It's an irrelevant month for everyone but Americans so they crammed it full of memes.

>>151874566
Funny because I’ve tried watching the matrix 3 times and while I find the theme interesting I’ve never been able to get through it

>>151874586
>protagonist is male
>hero is male
>absent father/daddy issues

gee i wonder

>>151874602
this makes sense. seppos are so lucky to have their culture. thanksgiving looks comfy as fuck. meanwhile here we are getting ready for le "bushfire season".

the matrix has you > the matrix trilogy

>>151874592
no wucken furries cunt
think there's some other decent shit on
hell even 9life and sbs food always have something better than wxmyns sport
yesterday had some good 'nos in the evening
fri/sat/sun usually are

>>151874608
being told you have to buy mountains of shit you don't need is not a culture

2020 bushfires were comfy af then they got memoryholed by ‘corona virus’

>>151874611
that was that flash vid right?
based if that's what you're referring to
loved most of the shit by the frog iykwim haha

>>151874614
yeah there actually is some stuff on tonight but i forgot. just got stuck here flicking between 7mate and sky. sky is so bad these days but its just a bad habbit of thinking im missing something the jews are yapping about it. never watched it before covid and then it was just another part of the daily psyop.

>>151874570
Prince Andrew knew what was going on he allowed himself to be candidly photographed with that underage girl on the lolita express to epstein island. The question is why? He has money, status prestige he's a fucking Prince of England he could probably do as much noncery as he wanted in england and never get caught.

It's because he wanted to gain more power. The illuminati is no longer a pyramid in hierarchical structure it's a tree. So as you go up the tree you gain more and more access to all the branches of the illuminati. For instance it's intelligence agencies or military access or some extreme hi or old tech finally you can reach satan himself. This is the power only a Prince would lust after.

but to gain access to that they need something blackmailable about you so you wont rat on them the further up the tree you go. You also have to complete a sex magic ritual hence all the sigils on the inside of the eipstein island temple. So take a girls virginity(sacrifice) and you are granted this access.

and think about this even after the photo's were leaked he didn't rat on them.

>>151874618
its more about the family side of it. you dont like your family?

>>151874636
I like them enough to see them year round, not to move them halfway across the country and retroactively dedicate a supermarket holiday to the one time a year I see them.

>>151874630
>sky
>daily psyop
true
they want you to think sky is right wing but i remember seeing some pro-israel program on the tv guide for sky a few times
just comes across as contrarian

>>151874644
wheres your thanksgiving spirit

>>151874649
stabbed to death by a pack of roaming negros

>>151874648
yeah they are massive neocons. murdoch is a jew after all. the last 2 years since le massacre they havent stopped kvetching. now its just a putrid dog turd of a channel. all the people that dropped redpills have been banished from there and all is left is the biggest zionist cocksuckers in australian media. joe hilderbrand for example.

>>151874659
yeah it sucks now ever since the libs lost the election they've shed the vail of we are for the people and now it's just zionist centric bullshit

i like good looking females

fugazi is a pretty good band

very bizarre that we've had successive governments actively opposed to the will of the people who all seem to take a "fuck you, what are you going to do about it?" approach to criticism. dunno how liberal democracy leads to such a thing.

I dont understand the news.
So you put on the news and the female news reader puts on her sad face and voice and announces the horrible death of a kid or something and then a reporter talks about that for a bit, then the news reader will put on her excited face and voice to announce something happy like a missing puppy getting rescued or something, and another reporter happily talks about that.
Why would you watch it?

>>151874667
i hardly ever watch it. i watch for a minute until they say something ridiculous and then change the channel. i need to keep tabs on what the jews are kvetching about and also what the commies are going on about on the abc/sbs. not that long ago sbs was still the comfy channel. now its like a brown hell.

>left wing
>right wing
all major media are pro-israel, all of them are pro surveillance state and pro digital ID/CBDC

>>151874681
i stopped watching fta long ago

>>151874673
meh could take or leave them. more a post punk or hardcore ennjoyer me. would rather listen to minor threat.

>>151874680
it's an interesting discussion

>>151874683
abc and sbs try to be anti israel but they get clamped and always have to retract

You cunts got no idea how much I love bread and butter

>>151874659
>murdoch is a jew after all.
He's surprisingly not but he clearly learned a lot from them.

>>151874683
and they're all staffed by extremely anti-jew/israel people who hate the idea of mass surveillance and digital id. the jews don't grasp their position in the modern social hierarchy, even if they maintain some lingering vestiges of their former powers.

Speaking of Israel, why are their women so beautiful?

>>151874704
this unironically but jatz, butter and camembert.

seems like within my lifetime the news went from at least maintaining a facade or informing the public about current affairs to having the obvious primary goal of spinning whatever affairs happen to be current

they don't even hold the government to account anymore outside of a handful of approved topics

>>151874704
trip on madeleine iykwim haha

>>151874704
It has to be good bread and good butter

>>151874705
>c*lvinist stock
effectively the same thing

>>151874705
pretty sure his mums from the baby dick sucker clan

everything is fucked. everything sucks.

>>151874708
Nope.

>>151874722
chin up, it's only going to get worse

>HCF woman

WOULD
with the force of a thousand suns

Didnt a lot of people in this country used to circumsize back when it was more of a christcuck country?

>>151874710
>jatz
if you're povo a based cheap high calorie snack is if you dip them in peanut butter

>>151874711
>this is extremely dangerous to our democracy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwQ3sMiwoj0

>>151874720
Nope. He became emperor of the shabbos goys on his own.

>>151874754
Me and the alf boys

every time i come back to look in here it's all nonsense but harder nonsense

New Zealand and Australia are the most gay reddit countries with the most gay reddit people

Now he's spamming shit hoping to get the jannies attention and have everyone banned.

I’m unbannable

New Zealanders are fucking rude

>>151874778
and they think they're the Pope of Chili-Town.

>>151874763
He's just not a jew. That probably makes his behaviour even worse but regardless facts are facts.

>>151874774
Why would you even care about being banned?
You've probably been banned hundreds of times and you continue to post off topic rubbish day after day

>>151874689
thoughts on big black mate?
was devastated when steve albini died, me

>>151874786
but they're not actually, right?

nuke india

Bring back starbursts I reckon

>>151874827
I remember when someone said that I was like "aw no" but then I figured I didn't even notice they were gone and hadn't eaten them for what had to have been at least a decade so can't really complain.

Missus is binge watching big bang theory, kill me now

>>151874827
i prefer the fruity mentos'

>>151874833
wish I had a gf

>>151874840
the grass is always greener

arent these threads better when we all place nicely together

>>151874844
I just want to experience at least once and know what it’s like

>>151874833
That show isn't as bad as people make out. It's not particularly funny but it's okay for background.

>>151874774
no but steven erase iykwim haha

>>151874833
Big Bang Theory was great for the first four seasons

>>151874800
applied for a loaf of bread and some cheese or roast beef which you will enjoy that much more yet mate iykwim haha

>>151874852
I find it aggressively unfunny to the point it makes me seethe, I like a lot of other mindless slop mind you it just sucks

over the years i have shaped the consensus of this general like you wouldn't believe. sometimes i just come in here and stress test you all to see how it's going and you always pass with flying colours.

>>151874866
Fuck off you fucking faggot

my ex's pic on insta went semi viral and got over 50k likes two weeks ago

>>151874827
>>151874830
>tfw i only just found out starbursts were gone thanks to au/sp/
bring back the real name of golliwogs tbqhwy

>>151874862
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

>>151874876
Insta pics can go viral?

>>151874849
depends on the chick tbdesu
>>151874852
it would've been much better if they basically didn't have a laughter track after every sentence

i wanna fuck a fat ugly slut

>>151874876
haven't been keeping up, does she still have black hair?

>>151874878
>bring back the real name of golliwogs tbqhwy
It will always be Chicos, Redskins and Coon Cheese to me.

>>151874790
>WAHHHHHH POST ON TOPIC IN THE MIDDLE OFF SEASON I CAN'T HANDLE IT MY LITTLE GLOWIE BOOTS ARE SHAKING!!!!!!!

>>151874874
t. buys mcdonald's and doesn't account for inflation

RC is like the Sheldon Cooper of /afl/ am I right?

been thinking it could be a good idea to move /afl/ to /bant/ for the off-season

>>151874893
FUCKING
B A S E D
A S E D
S E D
E D
D

need a fat ugly slut to eat my arse

>>151874888
>it would've been much better if they basically didn't have a laughter track after every sentence
Could say this for a lot of sitcoms, even genuinely funny ones that use a laugh track. The low hit rate of Big Bang Theory's jokes would be even more noticeable without the laugh track. The whole thing was invented to cover up lazy or low-quality writing for self-conscious, cowardly show runners.

>>151874893
don't forget FAGS

>>151874905
based micksperg

>>151874905
we've done this before

>>151874912
Oh right. I knew I was forgetting something.

>>151874899
cheese is one of the most expensive things these days lmao

>>151874910
yeah friends does it a lot
seinfeld i find funny but feel it would be better without the canned/audience laughteri remember someone stripped the laughter from a few clips of tbbt, will see if i can find the vid

>>151874899
why is this so deep fried mate?
is that the joke?

Yeah im so cool i love a fag

>>151874787
bozo jews changed their names long ago to fit in with normal society because they were all Sabbatarian's and that was outlawed in most christian nations that's why jews have german names ending with berg not because that's a notable jewish name it's because they copied and commandeered german names same thing happened in anglo societies

you are dumb

drinking a vb longneck
corrrr yummo
why is this so much worse out of a tin

>>151874926
>remember someone stripped the laughter from a few clips of tbbt, will see if i can find the vid
Yeah, I've seen it. The Indian drinking a beer and the jew telling him the Rocky mountains were named after Rocky from the movies.

In its defence Seinfeld at least used an audience for a lot of its early productions.

>>151874729
is that the asian/latina looking one

I dont care if Jennifer Aniston was hot, she wasn't funny on Friends
Elaine was hot on Seinfeld and was funny
Penny was hot on Big Bang Theory and was pretty funny

>>151874933
You think that's revelatory to me? No shit, Sherlock. It also doesn't stay hidden forever. You think it's the easily buried? Show me one single shred of proof other than you thought he was? Fucking idiot.

>>151874800
yeah big black are good. give them a listen every now and then. more of a jesus lizard man myself though. i prefer shellac to big black as well.

>he watched friends
Didn't know we had so many women posters?

I like drinking vb

>>151874959
LIST YOU PEAHEADED PEAHEARTED FAGGOT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PROVE SOMETHING THAT WAS DONE IN SECRET BEFORE THE DIGITAL AGE???!!!!!!!!! HOW DUMB ARE YOU, FUCKING STUPID CUNT.

>>151874957
prime courtney cox mogs all

>>151874980
Yeah she was very hot

>>151874984
such a crazy tight little body but with big tits and ass. crazy that some blokes get to fuck women like that like its nothing.

>>151874950
there's more vids than that of tbbt and friends without laughter but yeah seinfeld was at least funny
but i still hate being told "laugh now"

Claire from modern family is mommy

>>151874848
i'll place my foot is your arse

>>151874977
>IT WAS DONE IN SECRET BEFORE RECORDS EVER EXISTED, THAT'S HOW I KNOW SO HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY EXPECT ME TO PROVE MY CLAIMS!?

>>151874989
I could fuck a woman as hot as her if i wanted too

winona ryder was cute when she was young

>>151875002
EXACTLY DIPSHIT!!!

>>151874920
I'l admit I don't know what cheese costs these days. Feel free to disregard this sentence from 20-odd years ago on the basis that there may be a math error due to inflation.

Feel free to never think about it again as you look for reasons to patronize one of the most destructive corporations on earth. Be my guest.

Best,
-steve albini iykwim haha

need a hot milf to boss me around

>>151875004
Duh.

does the nsn accept emos?

Shut up mate. Please just shut up.

>>151875011
coupla oven dodgers

actually no i probably wouldnt, i hate being bossed around

>>151874957
fucked if i remember who played phoebe but her character was so fucking annoying

>>151875032
lisa (((kudrow))). how interesting that david (((schwimmer))) was also fucking annoying in friends.

Winona Ryder was in a episode of friends and she kissed Jennifer Aniston on the lips

>>151875039
would have preferred if she kissed her on the anus if you catch my drift haha

I'd like to ride her iywim haha

>>151875036
Nah he was funny

>>151875003
nta but same, it's not that difficult just not always worth the effort

>Smith says Humans are basically just a virus
humans btfo
>ai takes over and nothing of value was lost

once zion is destroyed there is no reason for me to be here

Australian movies and tv shows are so gay

>>151875036
weird how new york yids always have that annoying whiny accent

reckon jennifer aniston would have a cracking asshole. one of those perfect flesh coloured ones with perfect juicy spokes. you gotta have juicy spokes.

SPYBREAK !

>>151874966
yeah jesus lizard and shellac are good. mouthbreather is such a great song. i got to see shellac live, venue was packed though because it was a free show but their actual show in my city was 18+ and i was only 17 at the time. big black is my favourite band of all time, something about it just speaks to me unlike anything else but different strokes.

>>151875059
im nick daicos and i feature on australian television a lot and i can confirm

>>151875063
Kek yeah you gotta

>>151875067
you should be on a list

>>151875069
noice one

Maybe jenifer aniston had a ugly cunt and a blown out arsehole

>>151875059
this everyone craps on about the Mr Inbetween is some awesome tv show when it's just crap.

>>151875075
reckon i am already mate
i have views the establishment considers dangerous

You have spammed your gay catchphrase 15,000 fucking times you braindead faggot
Are you capable of posting something original for once?

my ideal woman is stans mom from south park

They think they're the chosen ones but they carry the mark of Cain.

woah you are so cool

>>151875076
crazy that these two would have been put in a camp 80 years ago

>>151875060
They all spend time around each other in the same small communities. They don't even need to be from New York, they'll still be around the same people. Look at Ben Shapiro. That uber jew is from California yet sounds like he was raised in Brooklyn and spent his entire life in New York.

>>151875083
It looks gay as fuck, i wont watch it

>>151875080
nope. she defo had a nice pussy and asshole. theres this episode where shes wearing tight light brown pants and you can see the contours of her crotch. its the crotch of a very nice pussy. you can take that to the bank.

What are you blokes reading atm?

>>151875075
everyone's been on a list since 2001 champ

>>151875110
Nup, you cant say that

>>151875122
mein kampf by that upstanding bloke

Every night i say im gonna read a book but i just end up wanking all night instead

>>151875124
not me im not

>>151875076
reminds me of that screencap of a bunch of twitter posts from jews saying fellow whites we-re bad then then saying i'm not white i'm jewish

>>151875134
ultimately, if you regularly fail to do what you intend to do you'll inevitably be a failure and are already as good as dead

>your gay catchphrase
if it's my gay catchphrase it's original by definition retard

y'all have some cricket bats in case some wannabe N*ggers show up?

>>151875153
you didnt come up with it

>>151875133
it's unironically a good read regardless if you like him or hate him
and if you hate him don't you want to know your enemy, like he says in one of the early chapters when he checks out commiepoof meetings but realises how retarded they are

I don't care that you're mad.

Where is the newey?

>>151875167
then it's not my gay catchphrase is it
btw point out how massively used it was before i started posting it faggot

Israeli women are so beautiful

I'm baking.

>>151875206
post nose

>>151875197
two hours north of sydney

>>151875201
>>151875201
>>151875201
>>151875201
>>151875201
>>151875201
shut up micknigger

>>151875201
you put haha on the end of iykwim, then spammed it 15,000 times, congratulations faggot, what a genius you are

Yes the non-jew models they use for propaganda are very attractive.

>>151875205
rip cal

woah your so smart

BOILING

>>151875229
thanks mate. i graduted box hill tafe with a cert 3 in carpentry.

i am the man behind the curtains. the one pulling the strings. you are all dancing to my tune iykwim haha

>>151875237
Congrats mate, hope you put that cert to good use.

Seems strange that digital id is being rolled out all across the west at the same time despite supposedly being entirely independent of each other?

strange that digital ID is being rolled out at a time when anti-zionism is on the rise in the west

Why is everything culminating in 2030 net zero and the great reset when many theologians also think the second coming of Christ will be in 2030?

any of you faggots study italian at school

>>151875274
ichi ni san shi go

Stirred you cunts up something good didn't I hahahahhaa.

>>151875279
that's german retarr

>>151875252
>>151875264
>>151875269

If I win the lotto I'm going to by 4chan of that bug hiro and ban all indian ip's immediately.

the missus

>>151875303
but we wouldn't enjoy their seething and attempts to cope tho

>>151875313
They shouldn't be allowed internet access.

corr what a movie

the movies made me think we are in a cycle of creation and ai is just the next step

funny youtube comment:

"Like I'll let these fuckin nerds build some fuckn robots. Total Nerd Death Now!"

I have this weird thing in my brain since I was little where every thing I speak or internally monologue is matched with the word written in English in my minds eye or whatever, I did Japanese until grade three and this >>151875279 is not how I imagined they’d be spelled

corr

>>151875274
in primary school yea, we were literally taught nothing about the language, kind of sad in hindsight

big fan of the italians iykwim haha

When you start studying a different language it should dawn on you that these people don't just speak differently to you they think differently and that goes for whites as well.

>>151875083
mr inbetween is pretty much the best tv australia has ever produced.

>>151875365
that isn't saying much

That we’re taking about a good horror movie filmed in Ararat today on the radio, is it good?

Fucked my life up and there's no going back, lads

>>151875361
What always strikes me is how limited so many other languages are compared to English.

quick rundown on this lake mungo lore. ive been away from 4chan for a few years and not up to date with all the new glowie larps.

If this isn't the most stupid shit ever...

>can of john west tuna
>serving size: 81g on the panel but says 95g on the front!
>sevings perk pack: 1
>average quantity per serving per 100g
why the fuck list 5g more than the total which is 95g!

do they really need 350mg of salt to preserve it too

fuck.

>>151875400
isnt there any real food to eat in pine gap?

>>151875379
you've been saying that for longer than it would take to sort your life out

>>151875400
My new favourite flavours are the zesty vinaigrette and jalapeño flavours

>>151875386
Think of that as a tool to control thought because people can't articulate how they feel.

What’s the vibe y’all
https://youtu.be/cEi8foe3z2o

>>151875416
It doesn't just limit how you express yourself or your feelings, it limits how you can think and conceptualise things.

>>151875410
You don't fucking know me.

>>151875423
Now you're thinking.

really just want to shove my cock up a blokes arse

SO I SAYS YEA, YOU WANT AY EFF ELL??

WELL I DON KNOW WHERE IT IS, YA BALONEY

YOU MAKE ME WANNA REDDIT

bitcoldinwollongong2nigteiykwimhaha

eatan satay chickn for suppah

What are your thoughts on red rooster?

only a couple of hours of freedom left, wagies.

>>151875483
I enjoy it but there's none near me. I have virtually every takeaway joint within a five minute drive of me except them. If I'm getting takeaway I'm rarely craving it so badly that I'll do the 20 minute drive instead of getting something closer.

>>151875483
money laundering operation for sex trafficking

>>151875521
but enough about chicken treat

>>151875483
their rippa rolls used to be so big they would give me lock jaw. saw one the other day it looked about the size of a chiko roll.

>so big they would give me lock jaw

thats what she said

bip mo skiddah fo fiddy finna be yappin bout zesty bix nood muhfuggah

I'LL SIMULATE YOU

ella roberts let that coochie breathe

Huh.

Seriously

Just fuck off

ive never worked a day in my life and yet i have all this money

im essentially jewish but with a foreskin

>>151875213
kek

>>151875529
WA chad

>>151875647
crisp mate, crisp

>>151875647
Which government agency do you work for mate?

bed time wagies I hope you have a restless sleep and wake up hung over and crankie for mr. shekelberger your boss

why are you wishing ill upon the wagies?

why are you pretending like wagies don't deserve to have ill wished upon them?

beddy byes fella's ny ny don't let the beg bugs bite
*kisses you on the forehead like the father you should have had*
*tucks you in*

Speak up for anti-loxism

lol

>>151876010
>lol
your existence

>>151876045
very rude

>>151876097
lol

snot funny twain

>>151877213
pfwoarrr seeing nick in full flight like that breathtaking

gregs kitchen holy fuck man

what's his deal

TELL US WHERE THE BODIES ARE GREG