Thread 151875472

Four games at 2:00pm this afternoon:

>Aston Villa v AFC Bournemouth
>Brentford v Newcastle United
>Crystal Palace v Brighton & Hove Albion
>Nottingham Forest v Leeds United

I LITERALLY DONT KNOW WHICH GAME TO WATCH HAHAHAAHAHA! WHICH ONE DO I WATCH!??!!?!?!

>>151875541
Get another hobby lad. You don't have to be chained to your pirate streams all day.

>>151875550
I have a hobby and it's watching God Six football

>>151875612
If that's your only hobby no wonder you're such a bitter person.

>>151875619
>This projection

>>151875612
>>151875541
gimmicks nearly as shit as the mick that ''bets'' on utd losing

lads why are you fucking arguing
its the internet

>>151875665
It isn't projection, it's obvious.

>Aston Villa v Bournemouth team news

Aston Villa boss Unai Emery makes six changes from their 2-0 win over Maccabi Tel Aviv in the Europa League during the week. Matty Cash, John McGinn, Emiliano Buendia, Ollie Watkins, Lucas Digne and Boubacar Kamara are all recalled to the starting line-up. Ian Maatsen, Victor Lindelof, Lamare Bogarde, Jadon Sancho, Evann Guessand and Donyell Malen all drop to the bench.

Villa XI: Martinez, Cash, Konsa, Torres, Digne, Onana, McGinn, Buendia, Kamara, Rogers, Watkins
>Subs: Bizot, Lindelof, Barkley, Tielemans, Malen, Sancho, Maatsen, Bogarde, Guessand

Andoni Iraola makes four changes to the Bournemouth side which lost 3-1 at Manchester City in the Premier League last weekend as Evanilson, Adam Smith, Justin Kluivert and Veljko Milosavljevic all return to the side. Bafode Diakite, Alejandro Jimenez, David Brooks and Junior Kroupi are the players to make away and are all named among the substitutes.

Bournemouth XI: Petrovic, Truffert, Senesi, Milosavljevic, Smith, Scott, Adams, Tavernier, Semenyo, Evanilson, Kluivert.
>Subs: Dennis, Cook, Brooks, Christie, Gannon-Doak Diakite, Jimenez, Adli, Kroupi

>>151875682
instead of being a jealous little man how about letting the man live his life? life changing money to you and I might be pocket change to some people, and he clearly likes to take risks so let him be

>Brentford v Newcastle team news

Aaron Hickey returns for Brentford as manager Keith Andrews makes one change for the visit of Newcastle United. The Scot makes his first appearance in over a month after recovering from a knee injury he suffered on international duty last month.

Brentford XI: Kelleher, Hickey, van den Berg, Collins, Kayode, Henderson, Yarmoliuk, Damsgaard, Schade, Thiago, Ouattara
>Subs: Valdimarsson, Henry, Pinnock, Jensen, Nelson, Carvalho, Onyeka, Lewis-Potter, Janelt

Newcastle forward Jacob Murphy comes into the starting line-up in place of the absent Anthony Gordon. Gordon, who has been called up for England’s internationals against Serbia and Albania, misses out completely with a hip issue as head coach Eddie Howe makes one change from the team who defeated Athletic Club in the Champions League midweek.

Newcastle XI: Pope, Trippier, Thiaw, Botman, Burn, Tonali, Guimaraes, Joelinton, Murphy, Woltemade, Barnes
>Subs: Ramsdale, Hall, Schar, Lascelles, Krafth, Elanga, Willock, Ramsey, Miley

>Crystal Palace v Brighton team news

Adam Wharton is back in the Crystal Palace starting line-up but captain Marc Guehi is not in the squad. With Guehi missing out, Oliver Glasner makes three changes to the side that started Thursday's 3-1 win over AZ Alkmaar in the Conference League. As well as Wharton, Daichi Kamada also comes in and Jaydee Canvot replaces Guehi. Will Hughes and Yeremy Pino drop to the bench.

Crystal Palace XI: Henderson, Richards, Lacroix, Canvot, Munoz, Wharton, Lerma, Kamada, Mitchell, Sarr, Mateta.
>Subs: Matthews, Benitez, Pino, Uche, Clyne, Hughes, Esse, Sosa, Devenny.

Fabian Hurzeler sticks with the same XI that began Brighton's 3-0 over Leeds last weekend. The Seagulls are going in search of a fourth league win in six games and just one victory in their first five matches to start the season.

Brighton XI: Verbruggen, Wieffer, Van Hecke, Dunk, Kadioglu, Baleba, Ayari, Minteh, Rutter, Gomez, Welbeck.
>Subs: Steele, Tzimas, Kostoulas, Boscagli, De Cuyper, Veltman, Coppola, Knight, Oriola.

>Nottingham Forest v Leeds team news

Nottingham Forest, still affected by injuries, make four changes from the side who drew 0-0 with Sturm Graz in the Europa League. Goalkeeper Matz Sels, defender Murillo, midfielder Elliot Anderson and winger Dan Ndoye are all back in. Chris Wood is not yet fit to return from injury.

Nottingham Forest XI: Sels, Savona, Milenkovic, Murillo, Williams, Sangare, Anderson, Ndoye, Gibbs-White, Dominguez, Igor Jesus.
>Subs: John Victor, Morato, Awoniyi, Kalimuendo, Hutchinson, Yates, Jair Cunha, McAtee, Abbott.
Forest XI

Two changes for Leeds from their 3-0 defeat by Brighton. Lukas Nmecha replaces Dominic Calvert-Lewin, who is only fit for a place on the bench, and Anton Stach is in for Ao Tanaka.

Leeds XI: Lucas Perri, Bogle, Rodon, Bijol, Gudmundsson, Ampadu, Aaronson, Longstaff, Stach, Okafor, Nmecha.
>Subs: Darlow, Struijk, James, Calvert-Lewin, Piroe, Harrison, Tanaka, Justin, Gruev.

I guess i'll watch palace brighton then ffs

two minutes wasted because bozo doesn't wear shin pads

Is that a double heem at villa?

>>151875953
The only reason I'm "bitter" is because I have to wait until 4.30 to watch some footy on "Super" Sunday. It's not on 2bh.

if forest doesn't win this one sean dyche might be on the ropes too

>>151876176
I gave you a solution to that earlier, you stupid cunt: >>151875550

all the best saves end up being offside ffs

>>151876130
BREAKING: BOZO IS DOWN AGAIN WITH A SHIN INJURY

>>151876192
We don't sign our posts here

You ARE watching multiview, right lads?

relegation scraps are always the best games

are leeds retarded?

why the fuck would you sign sean dyche as your manager if you have so much money?

waiting for another Goodday blooter

>>151876249
I tried watching one of those for some cl games and my head was all over the place, I prefer to just follow one match fully

>>151876240
BREAKING NEWS: BOZO DOWN A THIRD TIME WITH A SHIN INJURY (TOO COOL FOR SHIN PADS BTW)

>>151876249
jeetview
>ohhhhmygodiseethatgoalinggoalSARRRRplSANOOTHERGoAL

>>151875472 (OP)
Would love to watch one of these games but unsure which, if any, games are on TV and on what channel?

Also anybody know the line ups?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH ANOTHER BUENDIA BANGER

>>151876371
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=live+football+on+TV

>>151876249
Certainly am lad, this is much better than the CL one TNT did. It's just two commentators instead of like 5 fucking nobodies and a presenter just chatting

>>151876388
You think a casual just passing the thread wants to do that in order to engage with the sport?

that looked too easy

Barnes scores for Newcastle.

>>151876394
You still need mummy to wipe your arse for you, don't you.

Since when have Brentford been a long throw team?

>>151876464
75% of the clubs in the league are le heckin long throwerino teams now

Its stats cancer

amorim in the crowd at brentford

>>151876479
>they shouldn't do that thing that works! BECAUSE I SAID SO OK!!!

Bournemouth till i die.

linesmen have been absolutely abysmal this weekend

>>151876479
Are long throws based or cringe?

>>151876514
extremely based

>>151876514
Cringe because it's pushed by soiboy stats nerds to "le maximise xG"

>>151876539
>guys just ignore the math! please ignore the math! guys!!!! muh spirit of muh game!!!!!

a premier league defender can literally kill someone and get away with it as long as it's in the penalty area

>>151876514
based

they expose pace merchant defenders

>>151876499
>missing the point
If every single team adopts the same tactic, it's boring.

Are many goals actually coming from long throws though

>>151876505
Linesmenchads, our response????

>>151876577
>not counting pre buildup pre assists

forest are so ass. how did nuno get these group of players to qualify for european competitions?

nice goal from aston villa's onana, who is belgian

>>151876591
they stole a few of their key players and chances are the ones left are either shit or not satisfied with Marikanis managing the club like a dictatorship.
also its dycheball, its shit by nature.

>>151876591
portuguese managers have devil magic, everyone knows this

>>151876591
Honestly, the refs got them there. Just like their rigged playoff final against Hudds. No idea why they've fallen out of favour.

>>151876591
Everyone was trying to play le epic tiki taka, so the complete opposite was kryponite, now this season everyone's filled their teams with tall shitters and they look average by comparison. Also Wood's mememagic has completely run out.

This just in: Newcastle are attempting long throws too. Burn just isn't as good as the Brentford guy

The reds are unchanged lads.

>>151876611
>also its dycheball, its shit by nature
ten hag will be managing this team before the season is over

>>151876577
about 1 goal per 2 gameweeks

there aren't that many teams doing it regularly people just have their knickers in a twist because they preferred shit teams doing pepball getting caught in the press conceding easy goals

more direct football's made the league more competitive so the "big 6" are fuming

>>151876776
Nobody cares.

>>151876788
>The God Six are fuming
>Literally occupy 6 of the top 7
Lol. Lmao, even.

>>151876815
I care

>>151876830
That one newly promoted club occupying 4th has got you seething though. Even their rivals up the road have had you seething for the past few years.

>>151876853
>liverpoop
>ai slop shit
yeah that tracks

what was that newcastle kick off about

The games containing Eagles, Seagulls, Bees, and Magpies haven't really taken off yet. I'll get my coat...

>>151877134
I didn't know you were a pilot

newcastle strips remind me of canvas hjolidays tents

need nottingham forest relegated where they belong

Brentford have scored from a long throw

>>151877250
Alongside your lot, of course.

>>151877101
He's not called Eddie Meme for nothing

If you dive for a penalty it should be a straight red imo

>>151877332
should be a pen against you and everyone goes to the other end of the pitch
>>151877267
we are a big club who deserve to be in the EPL and who dont break financial rules like everton and forest

seen worse dives desu wouldnt have been surprised if it was given

>Ref goes on loudspeaker to tell whole stadium you dived and he's booking you

KEK

>>151877332
I've seen those given desu

Riggitini

Pope is bad, ain't he
The easiest of saves and he'll punch it

Questionable refereeing going on in Brentford

when are newcastle gonna switch on

>>151877398
He's no better than Dubravka, it was a bit of a pointless endeavour getting him in.

>wirtz starting
LOL

>>151877369
>we are a big club who deserve to be in the EPL
Classic Lelds delusion

>>151877486
He was one of Liverpool's best players against Real;

>>151877430
Next home game

>>151877497
1st in expected scans

Why didn't Kluivert take it

martinez saved a penalty

More like Pick Nope

Notts Forest are...not shit again?!

The Championship is the real soul league anyway

Brentford have won a penalty...

>>151877601
>hair is currently greying and noticeably thinning

might off myself if I end up like this in a few years

>>151877640
And Burn sent off (second yellow)

I know he missed the ball but did Burn actually touch him? Looks like he missed everything, ball and man

>>151877623
ok Mamdani

>Ramsdale being bought on to save a pen
Fucking kek, hate this meme tactic

is ramsdale's pen record even good

how is that a pen

>>151877692
mamdani is an arsenal fan tho

Newcastle making all of theirs subs... including replacing the goalkeeper

Schade seem to have a good season, Freiburg legend

>Mark, Leeds: Seen enough now. Scraped wins vs Everton and West Ham, who were both awful, have put us in a false position in the table. Farke is absolutely NOT the man for the Premier League. Time to go.

LOL

Seen enough now. Scraped wins vs Everton and West Ham, who were both awful, have put us in a false position in the table. Farke is absolutely NOT the man for the Premier League. Time to go.

IGOR

FUCKING

Thiago....

is he elite bros

>>151877754
set piece maestro

last man to give us a MUG and a LUG

>>151877711
Based

That's not a fucking pen though he didn't touch him

>>151877724
Leeds had a golden period in the 60s and 70s, two decades in which they were the fourth or fifth most successful team in England, and otherwise one brief season of glory in 1992 when they won the last 'First Division' title. Otherwise, they're not really a club who've ever challenged for trophies or come close to threatening. It's crazy how they're considered a massive club, though I suppose having the luck of being from the third-largest city in England helps sway things in terms of a mouthy fanbase. To me, they've always seemed like little more than a glorified West Ham.

>>151877711
Why are Arsenal fans so cringe?

>>151877785
Did earlier. Make up call.

>>151877802
>dickslapped a feckless nepo retard
>"cringe"
yeah nah

Is this the season the Memie Meme meme finally memes(ends)?

>>151877816
he is also a nepo retard

>>151877802
if normies thought he was cringe he wouldn't have won in a landslide

>hey Yoann Wissa, I wanna know why you're such a cunt
top kek

>>151877785
>It passed VAR review

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

>>151877834
india loves bollywood, they are some of the most popular films in the world
the majority population in one area defining what is cringe is itself cringe

>>151877837
Will look forward to the media chastising and shaming Brentford fans for that chant like the media has done to >us for booing 66

>>151877816
Cuomo shoudn't have killed all those old people

bournemouth are fucking finished

Um, Bournememebros?

>>151877867
>66
Genuinely the modern day Hillsborough for you sad cunts.

>>151877829
damn, his dad was the governor of new york? i must have missed that

>>151877861
you're right

you are the sole arbiter of what is and isn't cringe

emery beating bournemouth just means they are a real title contender

>>151877823
Having the same problems as he had at Bournemouth at the end: far too loyal to certain players who shouldn't be anywhere close to the starting line-up.

>>151877903
He usually beats them

>>151877886
Stay mad, friend

>>151877888
>Father: Mahmood Mamdani (1937–2022)
>Profession: Economist, academic, and one of Uganda's pioneering Asian entrepreneurs
>Notable roles: Founded the Kabaka Anjagala Insurance Company (later part of East African General Insurance), served as economic advisor to presidents Milton Obote, Idi Amin, and Yoweri Museveni
>Mother: Miriam Mamdani (née Karmali, 1941–2024)
>Profession: Filmmaker, author, and social activist
>Notable works: Directed and produced documentaries such as Flowers of Rwanda (1995) and wrote the autobiographical novel From Citizen to Refugee (1973) about the 1972 Ugandan Asian expulsion
about as nepo as it gets m8 but feel free to wank off to brown socialists i dont care

>>151877724
>>151877730
Bring him home

>Trippier corner hits the first man
>crosses again
>hit the first man again

>>151877898
glad you agree

>>151877929
Keep on seething that a youth player left Liverpool for a bigger club. You're definitely not bitter over it.

I would like to use this time to apologize to Keith Andrews and the entirety of the Brentford board. I thought they were going to be relegated yet here we are already on GW11 and they are closer to the European spots than they are to relegation zone and based on their performances in all honesty are in no danger of being relegated.

I KNEEL IN DEFEAT

Might make some #howeout tweets this evening

>>151877978
Keith Andrews was a very good player for Hull City back in the day, and so I support him in his endeavours.

>>151877943
yeah you're right that's the same foothold as having a father in the office of governor. glad we had this little chat, you're very intelligent

>>151877943
He's also funded by globalist billionaires

>>151877974
NTA but Liverpool are significantly bigger than your club kek.

You're a homeless person laughing at a guy with a ferrari because he doesn't have a lambo

>>151876180
>>151876285
why do you hate dyche?

do spaniards fear the power of brexitball?

>>151878006
thanks i agree i am

>b-but my xg my xpoints my xthreat curve
leeds are getting relegated once again

>>151877978
I'm genuinely amazed at how well they've coped with all the losses from the playing/coaching staff.

>English Premier League match thread
>Discussing the mayor of New York
So Yankified it's unreal

>>151878028
>do spaniards fear the power of brexitball?

Reminder that the "le hard norf brexit" thing around Dyche is a complete meme. He's a southerner who grew up in a middle class family in Kettering

>>151878027
My club has no influence on it. Six months later and he still can't get over Alexander-Arnold joining a bigger club than Liverpool.

>>151878007
how are yanks still so wired to be scared of socialists in 2025, the cold war ended decades ago man

>>151878057
Based, I'm normally the one reminding people

>>151878100
>American education

>>151877974
My post wasn't about him leaving you silly goose, it was about the media's ABL bias.

>>151878007
yeah he's J Street instead of AIPAC

he's not going to revolutionize American politics away from Zionist capitalism but the way he makes people like yourself fume is massively entertaining

seeing RWers cry because Cuomo lost is comical

>>151878100
both of our major political parties (yes, we only have two) have spent trillions of dollars to convince our median voter that the status quo is worth maintaining

So who replaces Howe?

>>151878080
>My club has no influence on it.

It does, you're laughing on somebody else's behalf when we could take your best player whenever we want

>losing to Bumford
top kek, Poocastle!

>>151878100
free public transport just means methed out homeless pissing on trains and free grocer stores just means nothing else competes and you end up eating state made slop that you get taxed out the arse for anyway

>>151878130
ENTER

Brentford score again. Newcastle are shit

>>151878142
he'll do more for the working man than the other options would've

>muh """derby"""
>ended 0-0
So much for that bollocks

Crazy. Wasn't Igor Thiago like out for the whole season last year due to injury?

>>151878142
>free grocer stores just means nothing else competes and you end up eating state made slop that you get taxed out the arse for anyway

That's not how they work

>ramsdale nutmegged already
lol

>>151878122
No, I like him. He makes people seethe and that entertains me

>>151878161
no working class should be living in new york city its a tiny island meant to be a themepark for young attractive intelligent people to watch theatre and work in finance not a social housing slum for blacks and browns

>>151878163
Last years games were actually really good too. Putting up a slop fest like that...criminal

>>151878174
they think if shops aren't price gouging we're all going to starve lmao

capitalist realism in action

>>151878130
Pardew

>>151878194
I remember being a teenager too anon

>>151878057
Was a West Ham defender for most of his career right? I like him. Instantly gave Everton some wins when needed and kept us up.

>>151878194
you need a lobotomy buddy

>>151878194
>poor? just leave and be poor somewhere else with fewer opportunities and no social outlets
right-wing politics in a nutshell

>>151878174
yes it is

>>151878207
>Pardew

>>151878227
Dyche never played for West Ham. His longest spell was 7 years at Chesterfield.

>>151878142
Why do right wing chuds NEVER understand the difference between socalism and communism?

>>151878237
Totally agree anon, poor people should live in the most expensive places.
You don't work for the home office by any chance do you?

>>151878271
thats literally what hes running on i didnt call it anything

>>151878276
NTA but it's easy to tell when somebody still lives with their parents.

Tell me, if you kick all of the working class out of New York who exactly cleans the streets, empties the bins, works in Starbucks? You putting your finance bro on $250k a year into toilet cleaning training?

>>151878271
>American education

>>151878057
>Kettering
>souf

>>151878338
It's further south than places like Norwich and Birmingham, so definitely south

how many for the yeti

>>151878309
People from New Jersey

>>151878271
They don't can't tell the difference between Islamism and socialism. They're retarded

Is Howe in danger of getting sacked?

>>151878383
>People from New Jersey
Leave us out of this

>>151878415
>Is Howe in danger of getting beheaded?
Quite possibly

>>151878383
So you want ~2 million people to do a 2-3 hour commute into the city every day? Do you understand how much of a spastic you are?

>>151878365
neither of those places are south

Autistic thread

>>151878309
who serves food and cleans up at disneyland? or monaco? or the vatican?
this isnt complicated
its called a bridge and a bus or a train

>>151878432
About half a million do it already anon
Continue celebrating your ignorance though

>>151878468
Ah yes just quadruple the amount of traffic on a commute, very smart anon, that won't cause any issues

>>151878468
Not for £8.40 hour at Costas

>>151878501
you realise that rent control will lead to less building and that the poor will be pushed further out and have to commute more?

>>151878501
At least the bus home will be free :^)

>>151878501
you are just guessing that increasing the number of people commuting would be an issue you have no idea stop pretending its obvious

>>151878518
>rent control will lead to less building
citation needed

>>151878264
You've got an encyclopedic level of knowledge there pal. Great to see Dyche back in the game. Forest should get out of trouble now.

>>151878548
my citation is not being a moron. kek, how do you not know the effects of caps?

>>151878464
>disneyland? Or monaco? or the vatican?
How is a theme park or a microstate comparable to a megalopolis with an eight figure population?

>>151878597
so no source then, got it

>>151878700
>YOU MUST OUTSOURCE YOUR THINKING TO OTHERS

Missed Mitoma today

>>151878835
>hey guys, rent control will lead to less building BECAUSE I SAID SO OK!!!!

>>151878691
>eight figure population
lol you dont even know whats being discussed

>>151878055
Not even sure how it's derailed this badly

>>151879023
wasn't a yank
was a british rightoid
>>151877692

>caring about popular psyop politics
How 'bout dat AOC and dat jewish green party lad, really making a difference those guys.
Fucking nonces, who cares.