Thread 151880911

Please join me in watching the Houston Texans take on the Jacksonville Jaguars. I'm so tired of this team, Texiebros. Jags asking themselves if Trevor Lawrence was actually the generational talent we thought he should be. Sucks to peak in your freshman year of college. JJ Watt is only allowed to call Texies and Steelies games, I'm pretty sure.

Spread moved from Texies to Jags favored. Never a good sign. But there'll probably be some headhunting. Kickoff in 43 bings

Also, last thread from Portugal until January. Heading back to the States for immigration stuff. But will there be January football for our Texies?

>>151880911 (OP)
shit teams

What immigration stuff? Why are you in Portugal?

>>151882437
I moved here from Houston back in January. But I have to return to the US to do it legally. I'm here because it's comfy. Quality of life is much higher than Houston

>>151882578
Interesting, I shall quietly observe you anonymously to see if that statement remains truthful.

Fuckin clots win again. Our Texies aren't making the playoffs, are they

It's ogre

At least it wasn't a pick 6.

This D is still nothing to fuck wit

Does this team even want to win?

Lets go Texies

Hey Texies, looks like things are already going rough for us

Why are YOUR reffies like this?

>>151883564
I hope you brought your sad Texie apus today.

>>151883564
everyday is rough... even this sunday. at least drinking is getting me through

>D still holds up
I hope we have a 2000 Ravensesque season one day where we win an Owl even with a mop playing QB.

>>151883644
Always

It's gonna be a Kaimi vs Cam Little game, bros.

oh no even our special teams sucks

another shot for me texies pray for my liver

It’s going to be a long day

Texiebros I do not want to get swept by the JASG

>>151883892
Texans are the Texans' own worst enemy

I've decided to watch this game rather than the others.

How over is it going to be this time bros

At least we have the Rockets at 2:30pm I guess

>>151883990
Still plenty of game for our texies to turnover the ball 8 more times

>all those empty seats
I bet you could get in there with like 40 bucks.

>>151884027
They're empty because those seats are more than $40.

another field goal while struggling to move the ball 5 yards incoming for my jaggies!

Are there even any Jasg fans on /esspee/?

>>151884064
Alright, lets turn the ship around!!!

>>151884152
I hope Mills throws 4 pick 6's today

>>151884110
We have one that spams that
>For me, it's jacksonville, the best football team.

>no oline
>no special teams
Houstonbros, who do we got for the 1st overall pick?

>0-10
The defense has been given 2 short fields when the offense should hypothetically ideally still be out there without the defense even touching the field yet. This is a very Texans football game.

>>151884217
Jets will get it. I'm thinking the 3rd pick.

>>151884217
Our D is too good for us to drop to the first pick but if things dont turn around a top 5 could be possible

At least I get to play umamusume while I watch my team kill itself

why do the texans suck so bad this year

>>151884318
Jets are making tuddies tho

>>151884740
CJ wasn't him after all.

>>151884781
where he at

>>151884740
CJ Stroud already peaked and has been regressing

>>151884803
He ded.

>>151884740
Every team watched Stroud's tape, and he won't adapt to stop being a pocket babby given the unreliable oline and relentless blitzes

A heckin stronk womyn sherriff?! Oh my science!

What a waste of a good defense

>>151884740
>Casario can’t build an OLine to save his life
>brand new OLine from last season that’s just as shit
>CJ is regressing due to being beat the shit out of every game and seeing ghosts
>new playcaller is literally just an old Patriots product so it’s more of the same but worse
>defense can’t rest at all and breaks down late game due to exhaustion
>every single Texans loss this season has been within a single score or less
It’s just a combination of retarded hirings/signings, shit coaching, and bad luck.

>>151884975
The lil bro gayleb curse is strong

>>151884992
CJ played with such vigor his first season but that cuntcussion changed his life forevermore.

>>151884110
I'm one, I think there are around five of us including me

>>151885101
What tank dell deaths does to a nigga

>>151884975
Will go down as the best defense ever to not make the playoffs if we dont turn shit around

>>151885141
>why won’t you believe me?

This D deserves a Mahomesian signal caller.

TLaw playing well

I'm going to make some Texies OC later for next comfy thread. Any requests?

I didn't even know Graham mertz was in the league

Wow we really suck

Booooooooooooooo

.... This might be an early tap out for me and I almost never leave early...

el oh el

absolute state of the texies

good luck jags and colts in the playoffs

>>151885418
Something sad, probably

Remember, the advertising says this is “the most anticipated season in Texans history”….kek

all smiles

>>151885101
weak mind pussy

>>151885418
A texies Eyeore from Winnie the pooh

white oak is getting destroyed from all that construction fyi

>have best defense in the league
>with the mostvdogshit oline and special teams combo
I can't take it anymore, bros

>>151885611
like the one anon said we need take the ravens route and luck the fuck out

I guess it will all come down to can >my Clots break the Duval Curse

When was the last time we actually managed to sweep the Texans?

>>151885611
And now we get Davis Mills on top of that

>>151885728
neck guy go do it trust

>>151885762
>throw into triple coverage in red zone

Holy shit Mills that was fucking awful

Oh... I cant even post pineapples this week...

Which QB should the Texans draft in the next draft?

Non-pineapple x1

>>151885714
Sacksonville season

That 2nd down play, he had a dude wide the fuck open on the back side, but Mills forces it to Nico and doesn’t even throw it within 5 feet of him.

>>151885897
Mills is a sucks.

>>151885897
>get stopped within 10yds yet again
I was told CJ was the problem

Yay, another injury

reffies gotta kick us when we're down

Here to join in on the misery party

Did Tony Kahn pay the reffies?

Jags offense basically taking the day off and still up 17-3 lmao. Used to being on the other side of this scenario

>>151886219
a small pittance to the khan's family fortune, shit was a tax write-off

>>151886246
It really do be like that don't it

the only plus is jj watts ubiased homer takes this nigga was bred to football

>>151886356
bit racial innit

>>151886414
I sure hope so

Soft ass league

these refs are on some bullshit jiggaboon shit

>head or neck
Mills is more neck than head

Here you go buddies, have a couple free points, let’s keep this interesting

that a zoomer penalty

Alright Texies we suck ass, what tranny should I jerk it to at half?

>Xmas ads and we haven't eaten turkey yet
Calm down geez

Touchdown Texies!!!
WE DIDNT RUN THREE STRAIGHT DRAWS

>>151886641
Plenty of trannies in katy go get sucked off there

>>151886641
>tranny
nice try, chiefs fan

I hope they let Cam Little try a meme 70 yarder

This feels like an XFL game

>demand flag
>get one
Nice league we got there

>>151886858
That was an obvious penalty. Texans were given a bs roughing the passer.

STING!!!!!!

Sting ‘em

IT'S STIIIIIIIING

>>151886895
They're all bs, anon

I cannot wait until the TLaw experiment is over jagsbros

>Nico statpadding
based

>>151887033
I knew that contract was a big mistake when they did it

Old Texans flag ripped and the new one just came in lets see if replacing changes thing

>>151887497
need a new oline, fren

I lost the lucky Texans shirt I wore the last two seasons.

>>151887539
And new OC.

>>151887539
>>151887770
I..Im trying my best

>>151887822
We all are, fren.

>>151887033
Jags are a messy, ugly team even in the rare years they’re good. A polished QB who plays flawlessly would be lost in Jax

Bros, I'm starting to think the Texies might not be that good this year

>>151888802
No they are like a gold brick (defense) completely covered in dog shit and piss (offense)

>>151888842
Next year for sure

I’m gonna to watch the Rockets, ggs Jags, have a good day Texiebros, maybe next week

>>151888983
If they can assemble an o-line, sure.
Also, 2pt conversion consolation prize!

Im just saying we are down by 11 and have the best defense in the league... Im just saying.

jags fan here, we’re going 3 and out rest of the game and going to lose in OT
do not underestimate how horrific this team is at closing out backup qbs

Uhh uhh uhh uhh

Lock the entire team and staff in Everbank and blow the whole thing up if the Jags end up losing this

>>151889480
>>151889945
bros you saw how the texans managed to completely fuck up the game in jacksonville
My texies can't win this.

There has to be a better linebacker than tootoo.

>left to have dinner
>texans are back
Nice

>>151889974
We are down by 5 with the best defense in the NFL, im just saying.

You can do a lot with a chubby, just saying

texans wyd?!

>choking with multiple false starts
Many such cases

>Get down to the 2 yard line
>Precede to waste it
gg

FAGUARS
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THAT LONG NECK SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

bruh moment

THE TEXANS BY A NECK

KWAB

All right, Davis mills is forgiven temporarily

Thank god I had this game on in the background

GOD HATES JAGS

NFL record-breaking kick for the win incoming

mfw cam little gonna do a 75 yrd fg for shits and giggles

>>151890628
we don't want people like you as fans anyway!

Saaaaaaack

Huge sack that may have won the game

that's already FG range

6 7 yard FG incoming

>defense blows the game on the last drive
where have I heard this one before

>78 yarder

let him try it

>score was 29-3
>complete blowout
>decide to go make dinner
>have to wait for 5 minutes
>come peek at game
>somehow toxins ahead
huh?

lmao

I don’t think Jags have enough time

>most penalized team is penalized

surprised pikachu

>FG target line is the 50 yard line
>20 years ago that was the 35
amazing

>>151887497
>>151890777
ITS THE FLAG!!!!!!!!!

oh my fucking lord jags

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaahahaha

we got robbed of a record breaking fg

Hopefully that last TD fucked over some degen gamblers.

jagsguy.png

KEK

Thank you Texies!
t. Chiefs guy

>>151880911 (OP)
>BREAKING: Liam Cohen has been FIRED as Head Coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars. Trevor Lawrence has also been moved to the Practice Squad.

OHNONONONO

TEXANS WIN HOLY SHIT

kekaroo

Trevor Lawrence STINKS

Lol

kwab

vegas ain't gonna like that

Gambler mass suicide on that last play.
Good riddance.

jags on suicide watch

Floridamen BTFO

Rip Jags +3 betters

Kek wild game. Love you bros. See y'all next week. Season still alive

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What a fucking retarded-ass game. Texans are the most stupid shit ever.

SCORIGAMI

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Absolute legacy drive for Trevor (derogatory)

NBA not on the level
MLB not on the level
all these improbable comebacks...
Is the NFL on the level?

Bro, what a roller coaster holy shit. We completed the comeback and first step in the main character arc.

Is this why they call him Tony ‘Fumble’ Khan?

>>151890877
>>151890879
I don't really know much about the gambling side how do you guys mean?

>>151890927
Just came here to say fuck that geek faggot nerd bitch Tony “KWABOTY” Khan. Ahahahaha!!

>>151890906
oh he mad

Screw the renovations.
Make Orlando their new home.
I'm so fucking sick of this bumass team.

>>151891040
Nah I love my Texies. Their games are just completely retarded, though. Especially against division foes.

>>151890929
People will bet on spreads, where a team has to win or lose by a certain amount for you to win your bet. Some sportsbooks will also offer "live bets" including live spreads, where the lines and odds adjust as the game goes on.
In a situation like that, gambletards probably took Jags +3 or something, so them to lose on a walk-off fumble return to go down 6 just lost a bunch of live bettors their bets

Texiebros I'm gonna be completely honest, I fell asleep around the start of the 3rd and didn't wake up until the go ahead touchdown was scored. I think my nap gave us the win!

>>151891197
Based napper

Yup put the Jags entire organization in the stadium and then demolish it with explosives. Make their families watch from the parking lot. Erase all NFL records of their existence, delete all film, track down and burn all merch

>>151891197
I came back during the final drive and JJ Watt was doomposting irl

>>151891458
He was being a little bitch, I was happy when TL ran it ate a lot of time

Infucking blacked out at 2nd quarter holy shit why did we win lol

>mfw tony khan wished us good luck look after the Collision/ROH tapings yesterday
Thanks fumble man

>>151891197
I just woke up from my nap after checking out when jags leading were 23-10. Wtf happened? Going to send energy by napping through games moving forward.

I'm watching the highlights, is there a reason Travis Hunter didn't play?

>>151893934
He's on IR

Woke up to my Texies still alive. Titans next week and as their qb says, they are straight ass right now. Season back on the rails