Thread 151882441

New York Giants (2-7) at Chicago Bears (5-3)

Kickoff in 15 bings

First

>>151882441 (OP)
shit teams

>Greg Olsen
Nice

>>151882441 (OP)
Bears with 350 yards rushing.

BEARS!!!

>>151882483
THIS BUT 8TH

>>151882902
mike martz should be hanged drawn and quartered

in myyyyyyyyyyyyyy time i loved them all

This is going to be a garbage game. I, for one, am excited for it.

BURRS

Have you guys ever just masterbated into a condom? It’s nice for cleanup.

FUCK I hate that the bears are moving to a stadium
Snow is so kino

>its snowing
Kino

lol out of bounds

i want to bang pam oliver

Ben Johnson's first play is predictable, it goes to whoever makes a fuss about not getting the ball that week

I was told there would be rushing

lol first pass to rome

Did anyone see Mooney drop a crucial catch in crunch time during the falcons game.
SAD!

>>151883319
he tried to run before securing. rookie move. sad. now the sham of the colts being frauds lives on.

>>151883319
Yep

>7+ yards obviously on the outside
>swift cuts inward

>cant even attempt a 40+ yard kick anymore
Why the fuck they havent fired Santos

>>151883410
I say feed the hot hand from last week and run Monongai, he's great in pass blocking as well

>>151883458
Snowy and windy today, fren.

>>151883458
honestly i think part of it is optics because ICE shit and mexicans and white chicks protesting literally fucking everything.

>>151883582
it's not that bad

fuck yeah a snow game-
but my Seahawks would hamburger time both of these teams.

Fire Daboll

>>151883197
yeah I bought them once because I thought I was going to have sex but then didn't so used them to fap once they expired. Giants fan btw

LET THAT BOY BOOK

>>151883707
I wanted the bears to hire Daboll

Hey bears fans just checking in, nine went 3/4 for 76 yards and the vikings got a TD, how is gayleb doing?

>giants make the burrs dline look good
Grim

Its gonna be one of those types of games isnt it.

Streaming games for anons, VC open.

discord.gg/cleanitupjanny

i got williams for my backup QB on fantasy after gayden daniels. he's put up far more numbers than that memeshitter

I'll see all of you at BK on Whopper Wednesday.

>>151883840
The Giants defense makes everyone look elite

FAVORITE DAY SUNDAY, FAVORITE TEAM THE BEARS
FAVORITE STORE VENTURES, SEARS, ZAYRE'S

>>151883244
Sauce?

poverty football

>>151883992
shut up kevin

Thank you Ally

Thank you refs :)

>>151883945
I’m more of a wendys guy

Giants play like shit why did retrobowl make me support these bums.

>Roy Robertson-Harris
Didn't know he was still in the league

>>151883945
Whoppers are the only good thing at Burger King

Kyle Myniggaguy

>>151884034
kys

MUM DUM GUY WITH THE TD

MONONGOAT

MONONGAI!

>giants bears on a snowy fall day
most soulful game of the day

>>151884156
>>151883945
Ive never eaten a whopper in my life.
My parents didnt like BK so they never took me as a kid, I went once as a kid and got nuggies.

A few months ago I decided to go and try a whopper.
The recently released felon working the drive through gave me my food, but it was missing the whopper.

I got home, ate my nuggies which were fucking awful and took it as a sign from god to never eat Burger King again.

>>151884156
Whopper got in my head when Hamlin got heem'd in Buffalo.

Nice clean sack, its gotta be hard to be so unblocked and not blow the QB up

>>151884396
Damn man that sucks.

>>151883995
Wish i knew, i stole this from 4chan. crazy good deepfake

Are the bears not allowed to play good teams?

>>151884396
Based felon scamming your Whopper; call his PO.

How retarded do you have to be to make that pass on 3rd & 18

>>151884519
>i stole this from 4chan
eww, why would you go on that nazi incel site?

Haven't been watching the Giants, how did skatebo do anything with this o-line?

Let's goooooooooooo osos

What is snow like? I live in southern california

>>151884584
It really

>>151884574
hehehe

>>151884584
it's really cool as long as you don't have to drive in it and it doesn't take out your power

>>151884584
it really

The bears are a QB away from being good

>>151884720
They already have one (Bagent)

>>151884584
it do

no...NO!!!

>>151884720
Fuck You, Theo! Trade Rizzo for pitching!

Sack-pee-us

>>151884584
Snow is weird
Its like 38 degrees in chicago right now. Its cold enough to make snow, by the time it hits the ground it melts and wont accumulate.
That type of snow feels brisk and cool, but not bad at all. If you stay outside for a long time youll eventually get wet, but you stay dry and dont get very cold.

When you get wetter or heavier snow and its below freezing, its gets way worse.
This type of snow is refreshing

CATCHING BALLS IS NOT MY JOB

>>151884584
It really

i wanna go to medieval times. drink a bunch of mead, have a big ol' turkey leg, watch some knights kick the shit out of eachother. sounds comfy

Wtf how

That was some magic shit

>>151884584
buy a snow cone without syrup and play with it, imagine 1000000x that amount everywhere around you affecting your life

WTF WAS THAT?
catch of the year?

commentary is really overexaggerating how cold and snowy it is. like i'm probably going to play wiffleball in shorts and a white sox hoody in a few hours

check him for stickum!

>>151885008
new gloves are probably stickier than stickum ever was

Bears are so kino

>>151883244
will never understand footfags.

>>151885008
The gloves they have now are better than stickem

>>151885091
mmm, dirt and sweat. Do they get hard-ons when they smell cheese?

>>151885091
yeah i dunno, i didn't at first, but with time degeneracy increases

>>151884156
too skimpy for what they charge. double or triple cheeseburgers are better value and taste

who will meet me at the rainbo club after the game desu ka

>playing Ace's New York Groove

How fucking lame do you have to be to die from falling over in your recording studio.
Surived years of drug and alcohol addiction, but you tumble and die?
SAD!

>>151885091
i'm not a footfag but this 6'2" chick's foot was basically in my face so i went for suckin the toes and she was like "eww what are you doing" and i was like i dont know you're tall

>>151884156
They used to have a bitching breakfast sandwich.

how come whenever they show domestic abuse in a show or movie, it's a white guy?

C'mon bears score sum fakin touchdowns

>>151885311
Because its domestic abuse, not cold blooded murder

>>151885273
He lost his groove anon. It will happen to all of us. The amount of pussy that man ran through is uncountable. That’s one thing that won’t happen to all of us.

>>151885311
because it should be. imagine smacking a minority ho right now

>Two of the best cities play against each other in football
flyovers are absolutely SEETHING rn

>>151885377
In the snow?
Kino

>>151885377
LA vs San Francisco isn't until later

>>151885377
I always love a NY vs Chicago game, any sport really. Reminds me of shitposting about pizza during Cubes-Mest in 2015

>>151885377
East Rutherford is that nice?

>>151885407
Thats battle of spic central, hopefully a wildfire wont destroy the stadium before the game starts

Bears are letting the game slip away

>>151885311
Black people are magic they never commit that type of crime. Drake Maye looks like the kind of guy who would actually be a victim of domestic violence.

>>151885377
>knicks

>>151885377
chopped cheese>>>>deep dish pizza

>>151885466
Yep, thats the bears. Still a huge work in progress

not having a kicker that can even ATTEMPT a 52 yarder is so fucking embarassing

>>151885592
Bring back gould out of retirement

>>151885520
let's compare apples to apples here

These teams suck. It sucks I am forced to watch this game and these two retard franchises try to out-retard each other. Two soulless past their prime cities in a game that does not matter.

Jaxson Dart is an aryan beast

>>151885621
Gould didn't have a big leg either tbdesu. He was accurate as fuck inside 45 but anything after that it was reeeaaaall sketchy

>>151885377
Yea bro, totally seething over not getting stabbed to death on a train by a nigger, gosh im so jealous

>Every single week some garbage QB looks like the next coming of Brady against the Bears
How did our defense get such shit

>>151885686
>this is literally what kansas shitty bandwagoners believe

C'mon Sewell ya coconut head

>fall in one direction because your ass gets sacked
>haha I fell into you, flag :^))))))

>>151885754
Bring back Lovie

always very comical when the announcers struggle to justify bad rules

Tyrique is so fucking bad

Bears are pissing me off

>>151885798
there's your make up call

Brisker finally with a good play, was ready to write him off

Fun drive

this league is so fucking rigged

THAT'S BRISK BABY

Rig this bussy

is dick's sporting goods trying to repair their reputation after they went full feminist?

why didn't they challenge that

>>151886026
Is that why people stopped going there? I stopped when they became a clothing store. Unfortunately REI is doing the same thing these days.

who here /burrs/

>>151886073
Me

Bro that's an illegal shot in the UFC how is that not a flag?

women should not have rights…makes me sick that they are aloud to speak out into public

Why do commentators and refs hate the bears so much

>>151886104
based

>>151886120
Mike Martz

>>151885671
should i get one of these or gyros?

Im surprised both teams arent just pounding the rock

>>151886169
if you get a gyro get a pizza puff with it

>>151886175
Just like the fanbases of both these teams, they are instead pounding the cock.

>>151886213
dafaq!?

>>151886068
The homos stopped selling Funs and Ammo.

cut swift

What's with these drops wtf

I LOVE MINORITIES AND I LOVE COMMERCIAL BREAKS

Caleb wishing he could face the bungles D every week

Was that CHRISTUFAH?

>>151886400
And Bears D wishes they could face the saints offense every game

>>151886169
Do not eat a bear, Anon. It's bad juju.

What a lovely, sleepy Sunday, bros. Went to Mass. It’s snowing outside. The Bearsies are playing. How is your Sunday going?

wow, what a save by 80

the fuck nigga

is Caleb the 6 to JJ McSharty's 9???

>>151886600
based /ourgerman/

Fields: 3-5 for 5 yards, 0 TD 1 INT
Jets lead 17-14.

did anyone else play fast action football as a kid? I just remembered it.

Dennis Allen needs to be shot

Yeah it's over

LETS GO

DOOKIE ON THESE FUCKING BEARS

Thinking its time to turn the Hawks game on.

IT SHOULD BE FUCKING 24-7

>>151887063
I got this for Christmas like 20 years ago but I don't think it had those joysticks

Zesty run

I love Jaxson Dart

chlamydia suckpenis

Zesty overthrows
Zesty dropped passes
What a great team

completion % at 50 with at least 4 drops, Bears won't win this if they can't get anything in the pass game

>>151885700
This

the bears have never had a good qb and good receivers at the same time

Caleb is the most frustrating of the bust 3 QB's they drafted. Caleb's lack of accuracy is so annoying cause you see him make the right read but then fucks the throw. Trubisky and Fields couldn't do that.

I'm ok with a Zesty QB

How could any straight man root for a team with a crying and painted finger nail having faggot for a QB?

>Darius Slayton questionable
Uh-oh

QB POWER QB POWER

>JOE FLACCO ELITE
>CALEB ACTUALLY LOOKIN GOOD?!?
No both defenses just suck major, major cock

>chop block
faggots

>>151887156
It's just a game

Giants don't play like a 2-7 team. They seem more like 4-4

Jesus man Dart is walking every single time, the white guy can run.

FOOOOOMBLE

THE CAT
POST THE CAT

FOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE

He fell on it

>>151887729
Giants started their season with a literal ape QB

dennis allen sucks

Williams hobbled, expect to pound the rock

Zesty juke it works everytime

yeah...YAH!!!

good play but jesus it looked like he almost dropped that one too

When Caleb takes a bit off the pass it allows the receiver to get within catching radius

Literally how the fuck was that pi

Why is it so hard for the bears in the red zone?
Its pathetically bad

we have momentum, someone post jeanne going really fast

>>151885311
Same reasons ads for home security systems always feature White burglars. I mean, everyone knows that all the home invasion cases in the news, it's always Whites. George Floyd, for example. Oh, wait a minute...

Go G Men!

How is this literal who Giants quarterback already better than Galeb?

>>151888057
>receiver wants to be at a spot on the field
>pass goes to that spot
>defensive player gets in the way of the receiver getting to that spot while the ball is in the air

>old school football featuring two ancient franchises playing outside on grass with snow
Pure kino

Hey /sp/ did you paid your taxes?

>>151888127
He's the frontrunner for OROY

>>151888206
Taxes arent due for another 2 months

I've been edging so much my cock hurts and I don't think I can get hard for like another week

wtf, defensive holding on a run play?

>>151888358
make up call

>>151888358
Kek what

>>151888345
Pop a bluechew

>>151888345
I have some Sildenafil but I'm scared to take it because I already drowned nine beer cans. I'm close to puke right now.

Its ALL FUCKING OVER

nooooo not my heckin darterino!!!

>>151887814
Return of the ape monke monke monke

JESUS WRAP UP THE DEFENDER

>Bears stopping the run
>Dart hurt
>Bears have a chance to win
>Give up the run
I've never been more pissed at a Bears defense

>>151888575
Visions of Mel Tucker pissing away the bears #2 ranked offense

I hope Olson's warning about settling for 3 doesn't come back to haunt them

Russell “I eat future’s sloppy seconds out of my wife’s pussy” Wilson

>>151888651
i mean, they're 6 inches away from the endzone, they just ran the ball down da bears' throats and they bail on it when they're that close? that's some chickenshit play

>>151888666
Devilish double trips of truth, chequed

>>151888666
It takes a real man to not care about a woman’s past

is the giants kicker the only asian in all of the NFL?

>>151888741
This cuck takes care of his wives 3 kids

>>151888770
I think he's the only full asian, there's a few mixed guys

Stop running he ball with Swift ffs

It's over burrs bros

31st ranked defense finally stepping up. Still I've seen to much silly shit from this team to rest easy here.

>>151888838
This. Monogai was still doing good with his trucking power

>>151888893
Im still extremely happy no matter what happens the rest of the season.
The future is very bright, every game has looked like this

>>151888926
Uh Cowboys are 31st rank sweaty

>>151888790
You gotta have the mental fortitude to not beat those kids if they talk back. I know my step dad did kek

Ahhh 9 penalties. Man Daboll runs a tight ship eh?

What is Jameis thinking?

Caleb sucks. Johnson got as much out of him as we’re going to get. Put in Bagent.

Why can’t crab legs Winston run the offense?

I sometimes really hate being a Bears fan.

Blackhawks got that easy win vs the Red Wings today! Much better then watching the shitty bears for the 20th year in a row

>overthrow
if it touches both hands, than that's on fucking odenze

>>151889273
Wasn't their coach raping players for years?

>>151889308
This

Can we use these rookies more they clearly make more effort than fucking Kmet, Swift and OZ

>>151889328
lmao he was

>local pizza hut pretty good
>one day walk in, indian at the counter
>food is terrible
>today, 2 months later, decide to go back
>walk in to pick up my food

>4 indians, 2 literally sitting in the back doing bolywood dancing to the indian music on the radio

Its so fucking over, ill never step foot in there again.
The other pizza chain joints around here fucking suck too.

Fucking catch that, you retard.

>>151889148
Daboll feels bad for Wilson and wants him think his career isn't totally over by keeping ant QB 2.

This is painful to watch

this is one zesty drive

>>151889328
cup nostalgia, but coach Q did nothing wrong

zesty man putting these retards on his back and having to do everything himself right now.

>>151889456
so zesty

Fucking finally

Are the gnats gonna blow this?

ZESTY EARTH DRAGON

TD ODUNZE!

TOUCHDOWN BURRS!

Never mind. I take it back. I love Caleb Williams.

Olamidrop Zaccheaus

>lose Nabers
>Lose skattebo
>Lose Dart
How are the gnats still going?

Ahh. there's the worthless defense I've come to know and love.

>>151889535
don't worry, this burrs secondary is about to let a dragon go by.

Bussy sisters we're back

>>151889328
mandatory mustache rides

>>151889549
To Russel Wilson?

>>151889576
they got btfo by the ravens without lameme.

If the Burrs let the corpse of Russ a long drive, we can kiss the playoffs goodbye.

>>151889609
To be honest, the playoffs this year were a pipedream anyways. The north is too tough

LET
RUSS
COOOOOOK

>>151889422
you must be in new york, then

>>151889671
he be cookin up a sack lunch huh?

sic em cj

What happened to Dart

GIVE CALEB YOUR ZEST

>>151889672
Even worse, im in chicagoland
They are roaches moving in EVERYWHERE

How are we still in this fucking game

FUCK YEAH

>>151889713
Busted head

>>151889649
>That remaining burrs schedule
>Packers 2x, Steelers, eagles, niners, vikes
Yeah you're fucked
Better team than last year tho!

*pen clicking intensifies*

Too much time left desu

>>151889723
>living in chicago
>you choose to go to fucking pizza hut for za
you deserve what you get you retard

>>151889723
>chicagoland
what suburb are you in I'll tell you my favorite 'za there

>>151889725
Dart dying.

>>151889725
The pylon kickoff to me made it seem like they have a stroke of luck

Thank god the endless comedy that is Russ Wilson continues

>>151889723
>getting chain pizza slop living in Chicagoland
the fuck is wrong with you? even if it isn't the city there are good places to get a pie dotted all over the map

why is russ in?

Wouldn't be our elite punter.

Getting lucky against shitters only prolongs gayleb at QB

God the Special teams on this team is such ass. Just bad team things here.

>>151889723
Just had an Indian grocery store open up at the end of my friend's neighborhood turn in. It literally has 'poo' in the name.
I can't stand these fucks.

>>151889799
Mr Unlimited with unlimited keks

this has to be rigged

My nigga Luther

GET HYPE

>>151889830
Dart died.

>>151889830
Fart got concussed

>>151889850
The giants are actually just unbelievable in the fourth quarter

Russ is going to walk down the field and score a game winning TD
Bears defense is trash

>>151889839
you can blame our zesty QB for a lot of things but there have been like 8 drops today

Just tank for the #1 overall pick.

Now need to play smart football.

>>151889887
why would girls from New York be asking that?

>>151889913
Idk if my burrs can do it

>>151889923
they are from Africa

>>151889893
Dude Russ is a husk of his former self
He can't do shit

Needs to be zestier

I need the rams to come on now

ZESTY

Too much time left.

Should I go watch a kikikino after this?

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL ZESTY

too much time for russ

ZESTY

HE PAINTS HIS NAILS
bum bum bum bum
HE PAINTS HIS NAILS
bum bum bum bum
CALEB WILLIAMS PAINTS HIS NAILS

ZESTY but fuck too much time left

CALEB

>giants choking a lead AGAIN

Just fire the whole staff already

HE SCORED WITH TOO MUCH TIME LEFT

The bears are who we thought they were

Kek another melty

TOO EARLY
TOO MUCH TIME

BEAR DOWN
CHICAGO BEARS
YEAH IT'S AN AWFUL VICTORY
BUT A VICTORY NONETHELESS

ZESTY tuddy run
>All that time left
Uh oh

>gnats have to score a tuddy to win
They are toast

LET
RUSS
COCK

>>151890012
Russ is still ass.

>>151889893
I would be utterly shocked if that happened. Of all the Giants teams I've seen over the years this by far the worst 4th quarter team I've ever seen.

>>151890031
>>151890027
>>151890012
>>151890006
>>151890001
But old Russ is trash right?

Its hilarious how Olsen hypes up every TE in the games he calls.

You fags just don't understand. The Giants can not march 70 yards for a TD

>>151890039
>victory
there's still 1:47 left

your Chicago Bears MVP

>>151890052
Yep not happening. Subway Unc looks like a 40yo D3 qb

My Gnatties got this tho

>>151890083
>Russ
It's a victory

>tell your team you don't trust them to get half a yard
>they proceed to play like ass for the rest of the game

Reminder the Mr NINE has 3 interceptions today

>>151890098
>>151890074
You were saying?

What the fuck was that out of the announcer just now

>pink earring
>painted nails
oh he do be zesty

Nothing against the Bears, but ex-USC quarterbacks don’t deserve good NFL careers

I thought you guys said Russ couldn't scramble anymore

There’s just no way the giants are actually trying to win this game

>>151890141
he's playing for the bears, I wouldn't qualify that as a good career
we grind through quarterbacks at an alarming rate

obama bowl

gnats, how did your QB get a concussion on a play where no one contacted his head?

>>151890131
I wonder how many other bears players are gay? That must be the zestiest team in the NFL now. Chicago prooves again that they are completely on the down low.

Bears will finish 6-11

LET
RUSS
COOOK

Unbelievable game

BROS

>>151890202
he burnt it

This has to be the end of Daboll

certified Giants game

CALEB MARCHES DOWN THE FIELD TO WIN THE GAME
GAYGAY MCSHARTY THROWS 3 INTERCEPTIONS

Russ is so washed, damn

BEAR THE FUCK DOWN

How BAD is Russ, oh my god

Giants D has been TRASH since Daboll got rid of Wink Martindale

>>151890188
Head hit the ground when getting tackled

BEARS WIN!!!

The bears are absolute shit
Giants just gianted

Dart kicks ass Giants bro
I hope you guys hire a great coach and he can blow up next season.

da bears

Jameis would have done more. Terrible decisions all game

>>151882441 (OP)
Absolute state of new york

>>151889812
nta but deepdish pizza fucking sucks.
t. 630

>>151890266
Yea he's clearly got it, he needs work and practice and a better coach, but he could be for real.

>>151890198
nothing builds team chemistry like sex. It's why all the great women's teams are lesbians

Don't get cocky bearsfags, it was the Giants.

>>151890122
YOU were saying?

>>151882441 (OP)
We beat last years win, i am happy.

>>151890297
most people in chicago eat pizza that looks like this. Deep dish is usually once in a while

The next four games are the real test to find out if we’re legit or not. Either way im this season so far exceeded my expectations

>>151890297
your tavern style? your thin crust? your pan?

>>151890388
you're thinking of STL

>>151890388
Damn I'm hungry now

>>151890430
don't talk to me if you don't recognize Aurelio's

>Burrs win
>Vikeks lose
It's a good Sunday. Too bad Detoilet is probably gonna win, though.

>>151890430
stl style with provel is fucking vile.

>>151890388
Nancy's is very underrated.
Giodarno's is very overrated.

Lou Malnatis > giordanos

This year feels like 2001 all over again

God, why do teams keep shitting the bed with these fraud bears?

>>151890568
Ben Johnson aura

>>151890568
Because they're somehow more fraudulent.
Bears are (most likely) gonna get raped for the next four weeks though.

postgame thread
>>151890231

Didn't get to see one minute of the game because of travelling but FUCK YEAH

>>151890568
Caleb is ass until the 4th quarter where he is clutch as fuck

In a morbid way I'm relieved that Fields just straight up sucks ass and isn't magically good on the Jets.

>>151890687
I like you Finn burranon
Hungary burranon too
Nice to see the EU bears fans in here

Zesty man finds a way

>>151890519
I'm convinced that Giordanos is an industry plant restaurant. Every single other notable Chicago area chain is better, except for Aurelios, which is also trash. Lous, Ginos, Rosatis, Unos, Connies, Pal Joeys, Home Run Inn, Pequods, Lonnies, Nicks, Nancys, Gullivers, Gianorios, Paisans, Cassanos, Tortorices, Adantes, Trianos, Spuntino, Armands, Angelos, Papa Saverios, Congress, etc are all miles better than that stupid flavorless garbage.

>>151890730
You mean when the other team's starting QB is injured?

>>151890235
OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>151891174
fuck dude this is possibly the most comprehensive pizza analysis I've ever seen...on a sports site. Very impressive Sir.

>>151891174
I'm a Lou's and Gino's East Chad.

I have to admit Caleb's stats and the competitiveness of this game was insanely impacted by dropped passes today. I stopped counting at 8 dropped passes.

>>151891237
>waaah my head hurst after falling down meanwhile the faggot nigger stills keeps playing after kneed in the head
Giants are absolute homos. How the fuck does your starting qb save your defense retard?